January 8, 2026 • 24 mins
New Year, Same us! We are back and the guys discuss their bets for the upcoming playoffs in college and pro football and we talk to Shea about his issues with his wife and who's to blame for his martial woes. We also review Dan's holiday party plus more, enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. We're starting out a new year.
You see. No, this isn't a new you. No, what
is new about you?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
A much more peaceful baby.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Really, it didn't sound like that when you walked in here.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know what you're talking about. Before a recording happened.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Hy Larry, Hello Dan, Happy new year.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Guys. Do you still have your job?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah? Oh yeah, okay, all right, better than better than okay?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Uh? You know the last time we were together, it
feels like a month ago. Yeah. We had the holiday
party at Datis house. Yeah, talk about that. You your
family got best dressed, no doubt about it, really, no
doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The only person with alligator boots on.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's fair. No, No, the girls look great. Your wife
was stylish. My wife even said after the party, we
should get together with Shay and his wife again. I agree,
we should have. I didn't, but she did say, you know,
we should get together with them. Well, she is a
gracious host. She is I am not.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, you're You're probably one of the worst hosts I've
ever seen in my life. I did literally hide the
garages say goodbye to people.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I did.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You are always honest about it, though, where.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you leave it? I I say hello to you
and then I say goodbye to you. I think the
hello is goodbye, yes, correct, The hellos hard get the
goodbye is easy, yeah, like the I don't know if
I'm happy to see you, but I'm happy to see
you again, exactly. Yeah. But but I was in the garage,
(02:11):
and I was there the entire party mistake, because my
body was aching. It was so cold, and I stood
there the whole time, even though there was a fire
out there. And uh, I had three guys who were
standing with me because their wives wouldn't allow them to
go down to the bar and drink. Because yeah, those
(02:31):
guys they belly up to the bar. It was one
of them named Larry bat Larry didn't know bad Larry.
The other Larry who knew bat Larry.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, yeah, we talked to that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh no, that's John. Well.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, there's another guy too, I know John, your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, Jones cool. Yeah, John was there, Larry, I'm listening,
Yeah John, Yeah, nos Knowles was there. Yeah, but yeah, he.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Told me he was going to stop by. I had
to go to Maine.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I know, I know, but I don't anymore. I don't.
I tell you that the woman. There's some woman saying
goodbye to you at the end of the night. And
she pushed my middle child out of the way. Yes,
she did. So my middle child was going to say,
you know, hey, thanks for having us whatever, and it's
like six year old woman just grabbed her by the
shoulder and like just pushed her out of the way.
(03:18):
It was fantastic. Whatever it takes. Like people just want
to be around you, Danny.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, you're like like they're like.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
A moth to the flame. There was an awkward moment
and your wife had a very funny line. One of
your daughters was giving me a hug goodbye. Oh but
her height is inappropriate at a height that on my body. Yeah,
and your wife said, oh, that's awkward. Good for her. Yeah,
(03:50):
she she could bring it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your
wife's great. Yeah, I think I have a big fight.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I have a petition.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh dude, dude, it's I mean, okay. The reason is
because of the fucking tennis moms. That's literally it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
She gets with this gaggle of women and like, they
all our husbands are the worst. Meanwhile, they all stay
at home, they don't work, They have fucking nannies, maids,
the whole bet.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
They played tennis three days of goddamn week and they're like,
my husband's a piece of shit. He doesn't do the
fucking laundry.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like, oh yeah, your husband works eighty hours a week
making the economy run.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like, what the fuck is going on? So the roommate
yesterday just laid into me follow work. I text her,
I'm like, hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
She was like if you don't start doing the dishes,
Like what the fuck? If you don't clean up your laundry.
I was like, okay, all right, okay, And it was
all day.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It was a full moon recently too.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Dude, she just entered her period. So that's not great.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're the roommate nowommate, look at me battered?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wow, it was tough. It's been a tough couple of day.
It's for so this was his spillover from the tennis moms.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, the tennis ball. She showed me the group chat.
So she took a video of me because my eldest
is having a sweetheart dance, like I have to go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh it was his father daughter? Yeah? Father no, no, no
boy friend? Oh yeah, fucking right, bring that kid up,
so you know, And she showed me like that invitation
or some ship or whatever. And it's also like during
the super Bowl week, it's like, that's tough. No super
Bowl week is okay, it was Friday before the super Bowl? Okay,
(05:32):
what would you be doing hanging out? Partying? No, you
don't party?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Going with Dylan the Castro District. I don't know. Hill Regardless,
you'll end up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You're gonna end up in the tenderline with some cool dudes.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I've had some great time in the tenderline. Are you
going to San Francisco? Yeah you are?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, yeah, but I can't. I gotta leave by Thursday night,
that's for sure, because I get back that. I can't
missed the father because I know girls like her in
my previous life, whose dad wouldn't show up and blah
blah blah, and we had great times, and I don't
want any great times to be had by my daughter.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You Father Daughter Dance is awesome. Have to go anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
She gave me an invitation and I was just not
very excited, I guess. And the roommates sent that to
all the one moms. Oh yeah, and they were like, whoa,
what the fuck? Well, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What's your fucking goddamn comedy? Does Father Daughter Dance? They
played the lady in red? My daughter had a red
dress on? Oh started crying? No, yeah, no, yeah in public?
Yeah there are a crier. Yeah yeah, yeah, I am too.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I am Todd played that for your wife too.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Remember he sang the lady in red? I know. Okay, Larry,
how's your New Year?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Everything good? Damn?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Are you sure not a complaint?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah? A couple of things we'll talk later about. I can't.
I don't want to put them on the air, but uh,
I'll text you later.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You're in Venezuela, Larry.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You had me a little bit where you said sweetheart,
But then when they will you change it to Father
Daughter Dinner Dance? Yeah? You gotta go.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, it's called I mean a lot of some of
the girls boys and oh they do dude. Yeah, it's
fucking fast. These kids are these kids are trouble. Yeah,
I'll tell you what, man, you social media? No, no, no, no, no,
she a't getting the phone until she's sixteen. Man. Oh man,
(07:39):
I have a friend and she was saying that she
has two boys, and she said, you will not believe
what these girls send these boys. No, how old are they?
The boys were in high school.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Jesus, but hopefully the girls were too.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, but man, you got it. You better buckle up,
you got at. You better put the Hans device on
because you are. You're in for it. Fuck, you've got
cute girls, and then you're gonna have these boy Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, you're gonna be back in the tenderline.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, you're gonna go back drinking. Yeah, hopefully it's just
the booze and not something more serious.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah. Yeah, but you can do that, can't you figure
that out? Yeah? Just get fat as shit again. Always
that why you don't drink. No, it's not why I don't.
I don't drink because I fucked my entire life up
in marriage. But I was also I was also forty
pounds heavier, though, okay, because Bad Larry is not going
to stop drinking. No, he's like third tribster blud washer.
(08:45):
It's not drinking, right, it's water.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Help me out a.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Billion pounds, all right, So bad Larry. Uh, the last
time we were on you won three units, so you're
now minus three. Dylan lost three, so he's minus forty
seven and a half and uh, you won a unit,
so you and Bad Larry are both minus three. Bad Larry,
what a comeback. By the way, good job brother.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Thank you. Now Dan, are we going back to zero
right now?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So we usually do with the playoffs? Yeah, I would
love so you. You and Shay tied for the regular
season crown.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Which technically means I came in second.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
By the way, did you see Tom Brady photos of
him on the yacht with that Alex Earl. Yeah, I
don't know who six or something.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
There's a there's a theory going out that it was
not staged, but they intended like she had someone film that,
like it was like her rubbing his back.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh so that wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well, no, that it was real, but like they intentionally
caught it at the perfect time. That was like a,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Know, it's gross. D oh, I know it's picture. De
Ray is bringing up some Alex Earl. Is she just
a social influencer? She's a pocket a too, right, Yes,
the roommate knows her who I mean knows something about
your daddy. Who's your daddy?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
She was part of her like bigger umbrella.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
That Alex Cooper. Yeah, okay, who's your daddy? Because that
would have worked with Tom Brady of right, who's your daddy?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Alex Earl was on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
She came in second, and she used to date Brax
and Barrios, so they had that receiver.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Him and Brady were teammates at one point.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, why the fuck? Why why if you're Tom Brady?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Why allegedly?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Allegedly? Okay, but like, what do you want him to do?
Be private? There's no fucking way he's on a yacht.
It's just there's no way.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
There's no way I'm Tom Brady level of fame and
fortune that anybody's catching on Instagram with fucking anybody ever,
no chance.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know if you don't have control over that, though.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Of course you do. You don't sit on a fucking
yacht in the middle of.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Like Saint Barts. That sounds pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well, Saint Barts was the most like media frenzy bullship
because every billion.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You see the picture of all the boat there was
like I think they said there was like, uh, like
a one hundred billion dollars like multiple hundred billion dollars
worth of boats in that.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You know, you get safe place. You could have some
kidnapping of all them. So oh what ransom you get
all the billion in one place? Oh, come on, well,
how many of you? Who are you kidnapping?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Bezos? For sure Bezos is going down, Bill Gates, He's
going down.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
We should kidnap all them and turn them back into
the nerds from whence they came.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I give them flushies immediately, really yeah, swirlies.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, like old schoodges.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
E think you could take Jeff Bezos. That guy's jack.
He's got still a door. Violent. He like looks like this,
but he couldn't like hurt me. He'd be like, oh,
I don't mean to like cowed your eyes out, and
that would just be no.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
He would just use AI to like destroy your life afterwards.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
He would. Yeah, it'd be nice to get you know,
better looking by just making more money. He did.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It really does work. It does Zuckerberg too.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's the great elixir, you know. It's like, that's the
same looking guy and now he's worth you know, one
hundred billion dollars. Damn, he looks good. They get all
the benefits of technology and medicine before we do. They
get all the weird shit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
They're all like infusing people's blood and.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Captiz of blood bags. Yes, Marvin, there's a famous quote
that says, you're not ugly, you're just poor. Right. It's
like I said this, if there were women I work
with and they were talking about Brad Pitt, like oh,
he's you know, he's gorgeous. I said, if he worked
at the McDonald's across the street from ESPN, you wouldn't
(12:49):
even notice him. They were like, oh, yes, we would.
I go. There is no way if Brad Pitt had
a hairnet he was working at McDonald's across from ESPN,
that these women would be like, oh, I'm going to
go over and get.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Some Like holy shit, Brad Pitt works at McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like holy shit, somebody McDonald's at Bristol is white, Like wow,
that's interesting. Why why I've been at Bristol. It's not
exactly Aaron Okay, crazy, all right, the demographics of Bristol,
all right, it does help being a movie star, though,
(13:25):
I think. Yeah, but it wouldn't be Brad Pitt, the
movie star guy who looked like Brad Pitt. Ye, Brad
Pitt with like three kids out of wedlock? All right,
bad Larry. College football this week, Well, we'll start with you.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I'm gonna take the Miami you do you minus three
or three and a half, whatever is, And I'm taking
Indiana again, given whatever they are given to, and I
want the over in that Indiana game. So I have
the over forty six and a half, both lines at
three and a half. Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Old Miss is getting three, Oregon's getting three and a half.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay, and the over under forty six and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, Ray, it's forty eight and a half. Do you
still want a piece of that?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I still wanted a forty eight and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yes, okay, shay, Yeah, I got old Miss plus three
gus the Cocaine Cowboys and the Ducks plus three and
a half. I guess my favorite cigarettes, Dyl.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'm going old Miss straight up, Dan versus Miami plus
one forty and I'm gonna go with the Hoosiers.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And a half, all right? That leads us to bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Okay, Dan the Rams minus to ten and a half
against the Panthers. The Bears, I think they're a pick
them now.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
They are getting one and a half getting.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
One and a half. Okay, I'll take the Bears plus
to one and a half. Just when I fought up down,
I'm gonna take the Jags. Just don't I don't trust
the Bills. Take the Jags. What's that line?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Down one and a half?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
O Kags getting one and a half. Also, yeah, okay,
I'm taking the Patriots minus to three and a half
against the Chargers. And I think the Texans blitzed the
shit out of aarrab out of whatever his name is,
still Aaron, Take the Texans against the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Say yeah, Danny fingernails money line against the Pack that
I got the MVP laid ten and a half against
the Panthers and the Niners plus four and a half.
I don't fucking understand this on the whatsoever, but I'm
taking Niners plus four and a half. Hey, why don't
you understand it? Four and a half's a lot, dude.
It just it feels like a trap bet to me.
But like maybe I'm dumber than I think I am.
(15:48):
I'm just taking it. I don't care. But on it
three and a half went to four and a half exactly,
Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That three and a half line always feels like you're
gonna get fucked.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But three and a half makes a lot more set
four and a half is pas, It's just all right.
And then I got the fight and Herberts plus three
and a half against the Fakers, and then up with
Texas laying three against Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, dyl, I guess I also have the Bears plus
one and a half against the Packers, so we may
as well mark that l L big bat.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Do I do?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I flip flop to the Packers?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Do it? Coward?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I'll do. I'll take the Packers.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Now, you know the Bears are gonna win exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're welcome. Uh, Bill's minus one and a half against
the Jags.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You're going against Liam Comb, I am wow.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Uh against the tribe Yeah, the only I think he's
the only tribesman in that of NFL head coaches.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's interesting Okay, is there a Rooney roll for so
they're all like this?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't say owners.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Howie wrote, yeah, come on, okay, what else.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You Stephen Ross? I got Niners money line against the.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
El alright, I don't hate that at all.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I'm high on the Niners. Also have the Texans
minus three.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
DK? I mean DK's back.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So I also did Steelers just I mean, if if
the Steelers lose this game, Tom, they have to fire Tomlin, right, I.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Don't mean after they would part ways? Yeah, mutually maybe
what's the Gwyneth Paltrow line, h uncoupling? Yeah? Mutually Yeah, yeah,
but that sounds like kinky stuff. Like there's some Richard
Geary the allegedly there's some.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I think that one's I'm you know what, we're skipping
the allegedly that is one hundred fact.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No, it's not. Get out of here. The years of
the same river.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, if you say it, you can speak it into existence.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There were like Rod Stewart rumors that round for decades.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Richard gearshoved Rod Stewart. There's also the Marilyn Manson one too,
which is also true.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, these aren't these aren't true. He was married to
Cindy Crawford.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Nice, she might have helped no way the city, would
never never debased herself like that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
She still looks good. Oh my god, she's incredible. Her
daughter looks just like her, but thin tough, Yeah, model mom,
Yeah thin. I don't like that. Yeah, model thing scarce.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm out on that.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, I'm in on that. What else do? So?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I got the Texans minus three also, and I've got
a super Bowl exact. No, boy Bill's over forty nine
ers plus seventeen thoust.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I like that. That's sexy. Damn I want something?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You want to hop on?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Do you want some candy? I want something? No, I'm
good off. It sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I've only done it in the patch form, so I
don't know anything about all the junking ship, but.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
The patches wild. Yeah, what is what do you? What
does that do? Paes like a nicotine patch. It's worse
than that, Like it goes in waves like you'll be
I mean the process is the same, Oh yeah, sure,
but you'll be gone, like destroyed, gone, and then like
an hour or two later, you're like, hey, ho's everybody
doing today? And then you're gone again, like it's not
you cannot play in your day around because it like
(19:38):
injects like crazy. Wait, but is this to help you
wean yourself off a fendyl?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
They like cancer?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Ye, cancer PACs need it, or like back surgery people
or some ship. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
It was like the original.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So you would just slap this on your back and
then your body absorbs. Oh yeah, you're like a sponge diitty.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Any people use just chew on him too.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
But are you? Is it like shrooms? Like it's like
I mean, it's like heroin but much better. Yeah, it's
like and it lasts way long, you know, fucking smack
lasted not as long as a patch. Yeah, so you
don't but you don't like this isn't good. It's fantastic,
(20:23):
but you can't like, Hey, I have ship to do today.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Let me let me start my day with a fentanyl pal.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's all day. You're fucking blasted. Goodbye. I had to
deliver a fucking litter of pit bulls on a fentanyl patch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That is the most white trash thing I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Was that my buddy's house, his house, I believe that,
and he had a patch we cut in half. We
built died a patch and he had a pregnant pit
bull and then she just went in labored. Dude, she
sorry having kids? It was me, Yeah, dude, high ship
on fucking fentanyl delivering these puppies, Like, ah, it was crazy.
They all live the rut. But yeah, that was a
(21:01):
wild day.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Damn sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Russe America, baby, where else? What other country man?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
That is true?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
What did we learn today?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You can deliver pitbulls on fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I've delivered three litters for four litters myself. Yeah, yeah,
you've lived a life. It's been great. Who is going
to play you in the movie? I think we agreed
on this.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Russell Crowe, Yeah, Rosie again on who's a little heavier?
It'll be it'll it'll be Russell Crowe. It depends if
he's on a bender or not. Russell crow It looks
like you can get after it a little talk about
a fentanyl roder. That's right. Yeah, he'll gain and lose
thirty pounds in fucking three weeks. That's what they did. Artists, Larry,
(21:52):
anything you'd like to contribute before we say goodbye?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yea Ray asked us to make it get a Super
Bowl pick so I'm going Rams versus the Patriots as
my Super Bowl. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, I've Gon La Bowl only Charger Ram Yeah, okay,
all right.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I've been sold at Herbert since Oregon. I'm a Herbert fanatic.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
The Chargers are hurt. The Chargers were the number one
team on our do not Bet futures.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I know, get it, I get it.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Dan, You've been I've been.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Bruin too many times, too many times. This goes back
to like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It just always seemed like they should be good.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, it's the uniform.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, they screams Offen day.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The uniform gets me all the defense good, they got
a really good defense. Yeah, I don't know the fall
when Keenan Allen's your number one received that doesn't like
it would be a lot of confidence.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But what about Harbaugh winning a Super Bowl with the
Chargers in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Ooh see, it's poetic. I love that shit.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, bet the narrative.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well, thanks for joining us as we start a new
year with the same old guys. Shayan Irving, Dylan, You're
not the graphics guy anymore, You're just Dylan.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, and I have to do something dumb to get
earn a new mom.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But you're gonna do stand up in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yes, that won't be a disaster at all.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
What day is that gonna be? Probably earlier in the week.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, I have to figure that out for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
But I gotta get Todd, you know, I got to
get Fritzy to go there. But he won't. He is.
There is no way in the world he'll do stand up.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I mean, in Todd's defense, you guys have cooked him
for it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, because he's not funny. But I'm when he tries
to be funny, he's not funny.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm gonna see. This is when if Todd drank, it
would come in handy because he could just get wasted
and be like, I don't care, I'm getting up there.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, but he didn't drink when he went to Caroline
and then he went blue and it went terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, So for Shay and Irving Dylan picture Deray produce
her Ray Ray who looks a little bit like Carson
Beck's brother.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And cunning him and he looks like I'm standing by
that one.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Uh just know he's Jared Goff could be his older brother.
Absolutely Marvin who has to live, you know, listen to
all this and yours truly. Good luck with your bets
this weekend, and we'll talk to you next week. And
damn Patrick takes again.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
H mm hmmm mm hmmm hmmm
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. We're starting out a new year.
You see. No, this isn't a new you. No, what
is new about you?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
A much more peaceful baby.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Really, it didn't sound like that when you walked in here.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know what you're talking about. Before a recording happened.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Hy Larry, Hello Dan, Happy new year.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Guys. Do you still have your job?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah? Oh yeah, okay, all right, better than better than okay?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Uh? You know the last time we were together, it
feels like a month ago. Yeah. We had the holiday
party at Datis house. Yeah, talk about that. You your
family got best dressed, no doubt about it, really, no
doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The only person with alligator boots on.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's fair. No, No, the girls look great. Your wife
was stylish. My wife even said after the party, we
should get together with Shay and his wife again. I agree,
we should have. I didn't, but she did say, you know,
we should get together with them. Well, she is a
gracious host. She is I am not.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, you're You're probably one of the worst hosts I've
ever seen in my life. I did literally hide the
garages say goodbye to people.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I did.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You are always honest about it, though, where.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you leave it? I I say hello to you
and then I say goodbye to you. I think the
hello is goodbye, yes, correct, The hellos hard get the
goodbye is easy, yeah, like the I don't know if
I'm happy to see you, but I'm happy to see
you again, exactly. Yeah. But but I was in the garage,
(02:11):
and I was there the entire party mistake, because my
body was aching. It was so cold, and I stood
there the whole time, even though there was a fire
out there. And uh, I had three guys who were
standing with me because their wives wouldn't allow them to
go down to the bar and drink. Because yeah, those
(02:31):
guys they belly up to the bar. It was one
of them named Larry bat Larry didn't know bad Larry.
The other Larry who knew bat Larry.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, yeah, we talked to that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh no, that's John. Well.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, there's another guy too, I know John, your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, Jones cool. Yeah, John was there, Larry, I'm listening,
Yeah John, Yeah, nos Knowles was there. Yeah, but yeah, he.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Told me he was going to stop by. I had
to go to Maine.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I know, I know, but I don't anymore. I don't.
I tell you that the woman. There's some woman saying
goodbye to you at the end of the night. And
she pushed my middle child out of the way. Yes,
she did. So my middle child was going to say,
you know, hey, thanks for having us whatever, and it's
like six year old woman just grabbed her by the
shoulder and like just pushed her out of the way.
(03:18):
It was fantastic. Whatever it takes. Like people just want
to be around you, Danny.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, you're like like they're like.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
A moth to the flame. There was an awkward moment
and your wife had a very funny line. One of
your daughters was giving me a hug goodbye. Oh but
her height is inappropriate at a height that on my body. Yeah,
and your wife said, oh, that's awkward. Good for her. Yeah,
(03:50):
she she could bring it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your
wife's great. Yeah, I think I have a big fight.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I have a petition.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh dude, dude, it's I mean, okay. The reason is
because of the fucking tennis moms. That's literally it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
She gets with this gaggle of women and like, they
all our husbands are the worst. Meanwhile, they all stay
at home, they don't work, They have fucking nannies, maids,
the whole bet.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
They played tennis three days of goddamn week and they're like,
my husband's a piece of shit. He doesn't do the
fucking laundry.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like, oh yeah, your husband works eighty hours a week
making the economy run.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like, what the fuck is going on? So the roommate
yesterday just laid into me follow work. I text her,
I'm like, hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
She was like if you don't start doing the dishes,
Like what the fuck? If you don't clean up your laundry.
I was like, okay, all right, okay, And it was
all day.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It was a full moon recently too.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Dude, she just entered her period. So that's not great.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're the roommate nowommate, look at me battered?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wow, it was tough. It's been a tough couple of day.
It's for so this was his spillover from the tennis moms.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, the tennis ball. She showed me the group chat.
So she took a video of me because my eldest
is having a sweetheart dance, like I have to go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh it was his father daughter? Yeah? Father no, no, no
boy friend? Oh yeah, fucking right, bring that kid up,
so you know, And she showed me like that invitation
or some ship or whatever. And it's also like during
the super Bowl week, it's like, that's tough. No super
Bowl week is okay, it was Friday before the super Bowl? Okay,
(05:32):
what would you be doing hanging out? Partying? No, you
don't party?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Going with Dylan the Castro District. I don't know. Hill Regardless,
you'll end up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You're gonna end up in the tenderline with some cool dudes.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I've had some great time in the tenderline. Are you
going to San Francisco? Yeah you are?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, yeah, but I can't. I gotta leave by Thursday night,
that's for sure, because I get back that. I can't
missed the father because I know girls like her in
my previous life, whose dad wouldn't show up and blah
blah blah, and we had great times, and I don't
want any great times to be had by my daughter.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You Father Daughter Dance is awesome. Have to go anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
She gave me an invitation and I was just not
very excited, I guess. And the roommates sent that to
all the one moms. Oh yeah, and they were like, whoa,
what the fuck? Well, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What's your fucking goddamn comedy? Does Father Daughter Dance? They
played the lady in red? My daughter had a red
dress on? Oh started crying? No, yeah, no, yeah in public?
Yeah there are a crier. Yeah yeah, yeah, I am too.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I am Todd played that for your wife too.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Remember he sang the lady in red? I know. Okay, Larry,
how's your New Year?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Everything good? Damn?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Are you sure not a complaint?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah? A couple of things we'll talk later about. I can't.
I don't want to put them on the air, but uh,
I'll text you later.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You're in Venezuela, Larry.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You had me a little bit where you said sweetheart,
But then when they will you change it to Father
Daughter Dinner Dance? Yeah? You gotta go.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, it's called I mean a lot of some of
the girls boys and oh they do dude. Yeah, it's
fucking fast. These kids are these kids are trouble. Yeah,
I'll tell you what, man, you social media? No, no, no, no, no,
she a't getting the phone until she's sixteen. Man. Oh man,
(07:39):
I have a friend and she was saying that she
has two boys, and she said, you will not believe
what these girls send these boys. No, how old are they?
The boys were in high school.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Jesus, but hopefully the girls were too.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, but man, you got it. You better buckle up,
you got at. You better put the Hans device on
because you are. You're in for it. Fuck, you've got
cute girls, and then you're gonna have these boy Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, you're gonna be back in the tenderline.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, you're gonna go back drinking. Yeah, hopefully it's just
the booze and not something more serious.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah. Yeah, but you can do that, can't you figure
that out? Yeah? Just get fat as shit again. Always
that why you don't drink. No, it's not why I don't.
I don't drink because I fucked my entire life up
in marriage. But I was also I was also forty
pounds heavier, though, okay, because Bad Larry is not going
to stop drinking. No, he's like third tribster blud washer.
(08:45):
It's not drinking, right, it's water.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Help me out a.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Billion pounds, all right, So bad Larry. Uh, the last
time we were on you won three units, so you're
now minus three. Dylan lost three, so he's minus forty
seven and a half and uh, you won a unit,
so you and Bad Larry are both minus three. Bad Larry,
what a comeback. By the way, good job brother.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Thank you. Now Dan, are we going back to zero
right now?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So we usually do with the playoffs? Yeah, I would
love so you. You and Shay tied for the regular
season crown.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Which technically means I came in second.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
By the way, did you see Tom Brady photos of
him on the yacht with that Alex Earl. Yeah, I
don't know who six or something.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
There's a there's a theory going out that it was
not staged, but they intended like she had someone film that,
like it was like her rubbing his back.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh so that wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well, no, that it was real, but like they intentionally
caught it at the perfect time. That was like a,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Know, it's gross. D oh, I know it's picture. De
Ray is bringing up some Alex Earl. Is she just
a social influencer? She's a pocket a too, right, Yes,
the roommate knows her who I mean knows something about
your daddy. Who's your daddy?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
She was part of her like bigger umbrella.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
That Alex Cooper. Yeah, okay, who's your daddy? Because that
would have worked with Tom Brady of right, who's your daddy?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Alex Earl was on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
She came in second, and she used to date Brax
and Barrios, so they had that receiver.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Him and Brady were teammates at one point.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, why the fuck? Why why if you're Tom Brady?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Why allegedly?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Allegedly? Okay, but like, what do you want him to do?
Be private? There's no fucking way he's on a yacht.
It's just there's no way.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
There's no way I'm Tom Brady level of fame and
fortune that anybody's catching on Instagram with fucking anybody ever,
no chance.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know if you don't have control over that, though.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Of course you do. You don't sit on a fucking
yacht in the middle of.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Like Saint Barts. That sounds pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well, Saint Barts was the most like media frenzy bullship
because every billion.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You see the picture of all the boat there was
like I think they said there was like, uh, like
a one hundred billion dollars like multiple hundred billion dollars
worth of boats in that.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You know, you get safe place. You could have some
kidnapping of all them. So oh what ransom you get
all the billion in one place? Oh, come on, well,
how many of you? Who are you kidnapping?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Bezos? For sure Bezos is going down, Bill Gates, He's
going down.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
We should kidnap all them and turn them back into
the nerds from whence they came.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I give them flushies immediately, really yeah, swirlies.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, like old schoodges.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
E think you could take Jeff Bezos. That guy's jack.
He's got still a door. Violent. He like looks like this,
but he couldn't like hurt me. He'd be like, oh,
I don't mean to like cowed your eyes out, and
that would just be no.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
He would just use AI to like destroy your life afterwards.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
He would. Yeah, it'd be nice to get you know,
better looking by just making more money. He did.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It really does work. It does Zuckerberg too.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's the great elixir, you know. It's like, that's the
same looking guy and now he's worth you know, one
hundred billion dollars. Damn, he looks good. They get all
the benefits of technology and medicine before we do. They
get all the weird shit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
They're all like infusing people's blood and.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Captiz of blood bags. Yes, Marvin, there's a famous quote
that says, you're not ugly, you're just poor. Right. It's
like I said this, if there were women I work
with and they were talking about Brad Pitt, like oh,
he's you know, he's gorgeous. I said, if he worked
at the McDonald's across the street from ESPN, you wouldn't
(12:49):
even notice him. They were like, oh, yes, we would.
I go. There is no way if Brad Pitt had
a hairnet he was working at McDonald's across from ESPN,
that these women would be like, oh, I'm going to
go over and get.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Some Like holy shit, Brad Pitt works at McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like holy shit, somebody McDonald's at Bristol is white, Like wow,
that's interesting. Why why I've been at Bristol. It's not
exactly Aaron Okay, crazy, all right, the demographics of Bristol,
all right, it does help being a movie star, though,
(13:25):
I think. Yeah, but it wouldn't be Brad Pitt, the
movie star guy who looked like Brad Pitt. Ye, Brad
Pitt with like three kids out of wedlock? All right,
bad Larry. College football this week, Well, we'll start with you.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I'm gonna take the Miami you do you minus three
or three and a half, whatever is, And I'm taking
Indiana again, given whatever they are given to, and I
want the over in that Indiana game. So I have
the over forty six and a half, both lines at
three and a half. Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Old Miss is getting three, Oregon's getting three and a half.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay, and the over under forty six and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, Ray, it's forty eight and a half. Do you
still want a piece of that?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I still wanted a forty eight and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yes, okay, shay, Yeah, I got old Miss plus three
gus the Cocaine Cowboys and the Ducks plus three and
a half. I guess my favorite cigarettes, Dyl.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'm going old Miss straight up, Dan versus Miami plus
one forty and I'm gonna go with the Hoosiers.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And a half, all right? That leads us to bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Okay, Dan the Rams minus to ten and a half
against the Panthers. The Bears, I think they're a pick
them now.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
They are getting one and a half getting.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
One and a half. Okay, I'll take the Bears plus
to one and a half. Just when I fought up down,
I'm gonna take the Jags. Just don't I don't trust
the Bills. Take the Jags. What's that line?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Down one and a half?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
O Kags getting one and a half. Also, yeah, okay,
I'm taking the Patriots minus to three and a half
against the Chargers. And I think the Texans blitzed the
shit out of aarrab out of whatever his name is,
still Aaron, Take the Texans against the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Say yeah, Danny fingernails money line against the Pack that
I got the MVP laid ten and a half against
the Panthers and the Niners plus four and a half.
I don't fucking understand this on the whatsoever, but I'm
taking Niners plus four and a half. Hey, why don't
you understand it? Four and a half's a lot, dude.
It just it feels like a trap bet to me.
But like maybe I'm dumber than I think I am.
(15:48):
I'm just taking it. I don't care. But on it
three and a half went to four and a half exactly,
Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That three and a half line always feels like you're
gonna get fucked.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But three and a half makes a lot more set
four and a half is pas, It's just all right.
And then I got the fight and Herberts plus three
and a half against the Fakers, and then up with
Texas laying three against Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, dyl, I guess I also have the Bears plus
one and a half against the Packers, so we may
as well mark that l L big bat.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Do I do?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I flip flop to the Packers?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Do it? Coward?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I'll do. I'll take the Packers.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Now, you know the Bears are gonna win exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're welcome. Uh, Bill's minus one and a half against
the Jags.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You're going against Liam Comb, I am wow.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Uh against the tribe Yeah, the only I think he's
the only tribesman in that of NFL head coaches.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's interesting Okay, is there a Rooney roll for so
they're all like this?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't say owners.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Howie wrote, yeah, come on, okay, what else.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You Stephen Ross? I got Niners money line against the.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
El alright, I don't hate that at all.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I'm high on the Niners. Also have the Texans
minus three.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
DK? I mean DK's back.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So I also did Steelers just I mean, if if
the Steelers lose this game, Tom, they have to fire Tomlin, right, I.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Don't mean after they would part ways? Yeah, mutually maybe
what's the Gwyneth Paltrow line, h uncoupling? Yeah? Mutually Yeah, yeah,
but that sounds like kinky stuff. Like there's some Richard
Geary the allegedly there's some.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I think that one's I'm you know what, we're skipping
the allegedly that is one hundred fact.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No, it's not. Get out of here. The years of
the same river.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, if you say it, you can speak it into existence.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There were like Rod Stewart rumors that round for decades.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Richard gearshoved Rod Stewart. There's also the Marilyn Manson one too,
which is also true.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, these aren't these aren't true. He was married to
Cindy Crawford.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Nice, she might have helped no way the city, would
never never debased herself like that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
She still looks good. Oh my god, she's incredible. Her
daughter looks just like her, but thin tough, Yeah, model mom,
Yeah thin. I don't like that. Yeah, model thing scarce.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm out on that.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, I'm in on that. What else do? So?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I got the Texans minus three also, and I've got
a super Bowl exact. No, boy Bill's over forty nine
ers plus seventeen thoust.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I like that. That's sexy. Damn I want something?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You want to hop on?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Do you want some candy? I want something? No, I'm
good off. It sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I've only done it in the patch form, so I
don't know anything about all the junking ship, but.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
The patches wild. Yeah, what is what do you? What
does that do? Paes like a nicotine patch. It's worse
than that, Like it goes in waves like you'll be
I mean the process is the same, Oh yeah, sure,
but you'll be gone, like destroyed, gone, and then like
an hour or two later, you're like, hey, ho's everybody
doing today? And then you're gone again, like it's not
you cannot play in your day around because it like
(19:38):
injects like crazy. Wait, but is this to help you
wean yourself off a fendyl?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
They like cancer?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Ye, cancer PACs need it, or like back surgery people
or some ship. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
It was like the original.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So you would just slap this on your back and
then your body absorbs. Oh yeah, you're like a sponge diitty.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Any people use just chew on him too.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
But are you? Is it like shrooms? Like it's like
I mean, it's like heroin but much better. Yeah, it's
like and it lasts way long, you know, fucking smack
lasted not as long as a patch. Yeah, so you
don't but you don't like this isn't good. It's fantastic,
(20:23):
but you can't like, Hey, I have ship to do today.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Let me let me start my day with a fentanyl pal.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's all day. You're fucking blasted. Goodbye. I had to
deliver a fucking litter of pit bulls on a fentanyl patch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That is the most white trash thing I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Was that my buddy's house, his house, I believe that,
and he had a patch we cut in half. We
built died a patch and he had a pregnant pit
bull and then she just went in labored. Dude, she
sorry having kids? It was me, Yeah, dude, high ship
on fucking fentanyl delivering these puppies, Like, ah, it was crazy.
They all live the rut. But yeah, that was a
(21:01):
wild day.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Damn sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Russe America, baby, where else? What other country man?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
That is true?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
What did we learn today?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You can deliver pitbulls on fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I've delivered three litters for four litters myself. Yeah, yeah,
you've lived a life. It's been great. Who is going
to play you in the movie? I think we agreed
on this.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Russell Crowe, Yeah, Rosie again on who's a little heavier?
It'll be it'll it'll be Russell Crowe. It depends if
he's on a bender or not. Russell crow It looks
like you can get after it a little talk about
a fentanyl roder. That's right. Yeah, he'll gain and lose
thirty pounds in fucking three weeks. That's what they did. Artists, Larry,
(21:52):
anything you'd like to contribute before we say goodbye?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yea Ray asked us to make it get a Super
Bowl pick so I'm going Rams versus the Patriots as
my Super Bowl. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, I've Gon La Bowl only Charger Ram Yeah, okay,
all right.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I've been sold at Herbert since Oregon. I'm a Herbert fanatic.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
The Chargers are hurt. The Chargers were the number one
team on our do not Bet futures.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I know, get it, I get it.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Dan, You've been I've been.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Bruin too many times, too many times. This goes back
to like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It just always seemed like they should be good.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, it's the uniform.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, they screams Offen day.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The uniform gets me all the defense good, they got
a really good defense. Yeah, I don't know the fall
when Keenan Allen's your number one received that doesn't like
it would be a lot of confidence.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But what about Harbaugh winning a Super Bowl with the
Chargers in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Ooh see, it's poetic. I love that shit.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, bet the narrative.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well, thanks for joining us as we start a new
year with the same old guys. Shayan Irving, Dylan, You're
not the graphics guy anymore, You're just Dylan.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, and I have to do something dumb to get
earn a new mom.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But you're gonna do stand up in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yes, that won't be a disaster at all.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
What day is that gonna be? Probably earlier in the week.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, I have to figure that out for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
But I gotta get Todd, you know, I got to
get Fritzy to go there. But he won't. He is.
There is no way in the world he'll do stand up.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I mean, in Todd's defense, you guys have cooked him
for it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, because he's not funny. But I'm when he tries
to be funny, he's not funny.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm gonna see. This is when if Todd drank, it
would come in handy because he could just get wasted
and be like, I don't care, I'm getting up there.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, but he didn't drink when he went to Caroline
and then he went blue and it went terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, So for Shay and Irving Dylan picture Deray produce
her Ray Ray who looks a little bit like Carson
Beck's brother.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And cunning him and he looks like I'm standing by
that one.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Uh just know he's Jared Goff could be his older brother.
Absolutely Marvin who has to live, you know, listen to
all this and yours truly. Good luck with your bets
this weekend, and we'll talk to you next week. And
damn Patrick takes again.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
H mm hmmm mm hmmm hmmm
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