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You guys likes celeb news, likehearing about like celeb news? Have you
covered up Rose Blanchard in this spaceat all? No? Would have you
know who she is? No?I don't. She's the girl. She's
a woman now, but the timewhen we're talking about her the most,
she was a girl whose mother sufferedfrom Munchausen by proxy and made up all
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sorts of diagnoses, including keeping gypsyRose in a wheelchair, and I believe
feeding her medication to require her touse that wheelchair because the mother wanted to
be the caregiver. You know,she got something out of this, So
she's intentionally making her daughter sick.Her daughter eventually gained enough independence where she
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met a boy. Maybe he wasold enough to be a man. I
don't remember the details. A personcow many heads to mail. He had
one head. Never in the storyhas the normal amount of heads standard operating
procedure. I know it's a bitof a departure from the story's been covering
this week, but this is anormal head situation. And this boyfriend and
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her got together and started talking andthought that the best way to solve this
mom problem, which was quite aserious problem, was the killer, and
they did so. She went tojail, not guilty according to me,
But she did not go to jailfor a long time because of people like
Jeff who I probably go to jailfor a good time, a good time,
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but not a long time. Idon't know. She might have had
a good time, yeah, yeah, because whenever she got out she was
married to a guy who had writtenher letters in jail. That's how they
got romance. Yes, yes,she was in the middle of a prison
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romance. This is only a couplemonths ago that she got released. In
the time since then, she's decidedthat actually, this prison romance is not
working for me, and he's eitherin the process of divorcing him or has
already divorced him. And now,as I scroll TMC every day to get
ready for this segment, they've beenposting a lot of stuff about there's another
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guy now, and so I keepon waiting to be like when, like,
you know, we do not condoneor prove of the actions. Murder
is wrong in all cases. Inthe most cases, murder is almost always
wrong. You could kill baby Hitlerif he wanted to, right, or
adult Hitler if you were there atthe time. Yeah, But uh so
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I keep on waiting for the guywho wouldn't enough to kill her mom to
pop back into the situation, althoughI think he's in jail for longer.
Wait, okay, so that's whythey're not okay, still in love,
But uh no, it's just anotherweirdo writing her letters that she's now hanging
out with the TMB. She's like, it's gonna take a massive amount of
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talk therapy to get her to astandard human place. Yeah, I don't
think she's there right now. Yeah, whatever relationship she's in is not gonna
go well yeah, yeah, yeah, because her only social interaction for the
first sixteen years of her life waswith her clearly insane mother, who she
then killed. Yes, it's gonnabe a minute. It's hard to recover.
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We're gonna need some work. Yeah, No, I think that.
Yeah, she's gonna have it's gonnabe very difficult for her to get a
handle on having normal interactions. Andeverything I'm seeing indicates to me that that
is true. It's gonna take hera while to get a handle on it,
and we're not there yet. Herodds are taking into a healthy intimate
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relationship are probably pretty low. Soshe married a guy that wrote her letters,
and then divorce the guy that wroteher letters and got with another guy
who wrote her letters, And soTMC today has them holding hands walking around,
although interestingly they're insisting that they're notan item. Hand holding friends who's
hanging out? But it might.I don't know how much you guys covered
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whenever the mayor said that he wasn'tin an affair, but then they asked
him a serious question like well,did you take a vacation with the woman
that we're talking about? And he'slike, yes, did you guys share
a hotel room and you took thatvacation? Yes, have you ever told
her that you loved her? Yes, okay, but are you having an
affair? No? No, Sothat that's essentially what's going on here of
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the You know, you got pictures, you got holding hands, Yes,
I went together and got matching tattoos. Yes, are you an item?
No? I got a picture ofhim here outside the store, and he's
sitting on the newspaper dispensing thing witha hand on her back while she got
a heater. That's real America thatwe've still got one of those newspaper dispensing
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things. Yeah, they're crushing.So we got a newspaper dispensing thing and
a heater in the same picture.It's a pretty cool pick. Yeah,
sitting wants it. She's smoking aheater in her right hand there. Fair
enough. If that ain't America inthe nineties, you know, I don't
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know what it is. She's afrom Louisiana, from Louisiana, but they're
family relocated to Missouri, so Ithink that she's back in Louisiana here.
But okay, Louisiana or Missouri areboth places that have old newspaper stands and
cigarettes for sale. And I wasborn in Missouri, so the odds of
her finding meth if she's there,if she wants it, Hi Hi,
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Yeah, yeah, And you gottafigure at some point she's gonna want something
like that. Yeah, it's justa tough situation that she's been in.
Gypsy's home will be raided at somepoint. I don't know. How about
that, I don't know. Tryto have positive thoughts about her. Okay,
yeah, we are the whole showis pulling for There's no doubt about
that. This is one text whichI think you guys know I do take
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as gospel from the eight and seven. Apparently Gypsy Rose is on OnlyFans.
Oh boy, that's I'm gonna takea peek. Not advised? Is Gypsy
can't claiming to be run by Imean, there's definitely an OnlyFans dot com
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page. I just continue. Iknow, I'm at work. I'm willing
to go to the site anyway.Yeah, you're not on your special iPad?
Are you sure? Adventurous badass beautytraveling America and being the beautiful badass.
I don't have no idea if it'sreally her. It's if a news
will tell me if it really isher claiming to be run by her reported
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on April first screenshot verified account.Okay, a link to her ebook photo
of her and I mean if youare her, like, I don't know,
dude, I there's definitely some downsidesto running an OnlyFans page, but
I don't know if there is.If I thought I could make a lot
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of money doing it, I wouldcertainly do it. Yeah, I'd subscribe.
It's an easy way to make money. My idea has always been to
just take a video every time Ihave fun time with myself, post it
to the account, and charge atwo thousand dollars per month for anyone who
subscribes. And because I don't thinkthere's a lot of people that want to
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see that, but if I couldeven get one, yeah, that would
get me out a lot of jams. And if you could get four,
oh my god, you're cooking.I'm retiring six boy, And I do
it all the time anyways daily.Oh yeah, you might as well get
paid for it. Why don't youlike any of those nights? Do you
ask your wife, like, honey, I was about to do something.
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I don't know if you wanted tobe a part I don't go Yeah.
Sometimes okay, okay, this isstrange. I feel like most people once
they hit that married part and theystart talking about how you know, like
Dan McDowell who was here yesterday andCan checked the podcast and he said it's
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dust and shriveled up and all that. Yeah, he sounds like he's totally
lost interest in all of it.And I feel like that is the common
one, not like, yeah,I go solo every day. Oh,
I don't think you're reading him right. Ask your roommate, dude, I
think I think that guy's humping furiously. Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I think he's humping. He's gota home office with a mattress in
it. Guys, Yeah, Ithought you said he took the mattress out.
He did take the mattress out.That changes thing. He was in
there for years though. Yeah,it's different now. It's a glassy workspace.
As a longtime listener of his,I'm positive he's consuming a healthy amount
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of pornography. That's not healthy.Well, I guess you're using the term
to mean a lot, not thatit is healthy. It might be healthy,
there's worse all things. I meanthere's a few, there's a lot.
I would take issue with that statement. Doesn't mean you know, a
lot of people that don't watch pornthat then go on and commit sex crimes.
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And if instead they watch porn,I think it'd be a potinet positive
for all of us. He neverhas hidden from that. Yeah, I'll
grant you that scenario for sure,and I won't even Okay, I'll take
his example and not be ashamed ofwhat I do alone with my He's a
shining example that we can follow inalmost every situation. You ready for Daily
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Diddy, Daily Diddy? Yeah,this is our double dose of Daily Diddy,
Daily Diddy or daily didn't he hewas seen driving around my Amy on
a bike. If you call itdriving if it's a bike riding, I'm
riding around Miami and a bike.Yeah, but I think you can call
it driving because I bet you canget a dui on a bike. Yeah.
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Uh, it depends on the state. I looked this up. Okay,
a lot of states, including Texas, you have to have a motor
involved. Okay, it has tobe a motor vehicle, but plenty of
states do say that any sort oftransportation implement moving thing with a wheel a
horse, Yeah, I bet youcould get do you on a horse somewhere?
That seems wrong. I think that, I think I can, but
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I disagree with that. It's thehorse. If you can get a du
horse is sober. Well, thecar is sober. That's different. The
car doesn't have a brain. Car, so the car doesn't have a brain.
The horse does. Yeah, butwe're really sure the car is sober.
I know it's not drunk. Althoughgasoline fumes its gas. Alcohol can
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as a form of alcohol and alcohol. But now we're twisting this one in
TC. Yeah, yeah, TC. But that's not where we end with
Daily Diddy. I had my storyto tell you was not just that he
rides bikes from time to time.I ride bike. No, I'm still
reviewing the lawsuit foul. In Februaryor a music producer named Rod told you
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everything that did he did wrong tohim over the eleven month period that they
spent every day together. Rod.His name's Rod. Yeah, that's what
was Mama Collum, Okay, allright, Mama call him Rod. I
call him Rod. Yep. InSeptember of twenty twenty two, did he
had a music camp, producers,songwriters all getting together over the course of
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a couple of days, kind oflike a summer camp, just doing creative
stuff, having fun together. Mike, you're a music man. I think
you would have loved it if youcould have been attending this gathering. It
was held at Challis Recording Studios inLos Angeles. Have you ever been to
Challice? I have not. Anytimethere's a recording studio in LA that comes
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up in anything, I text theonly person in my phone who has ever
worked in any LA recording studios andsay, have you worked at this one?
And I am excited to report JordanRichardson has been to the Chalice Recording
Studios. Okay, my co hostin the dirt Bag Culture Hour, good
friend of mine and Mike's so yeah, this recording studio that that George has
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been in Challice. They're doing thislittle music boot writing boot camp. That's
not how I'm meant to say that, and songwriting boot camp. Yes.
And Diddy's son Justin, who isall over these allegations. And one of
the stories that kind of popped withthe raid was people objecting to Ditty's children
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being let out at gunpoint, andlike, on the one hand, I
do think that that's excessive. Ithink the police have a tendency to use
too much force, and I don'tlove that, but whatever, they're just
portraying it as Diddy's children. That'slike, why do we got to do
this to the kids? You canalso be a perpetrator there. He's a
grown adult who is a full participantin all of these crimes. So Justin
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his son, Justin, he's owled. He's in his twenties, I think
maybe even thirties. Well, he'snot a team to the time. Yeah,
and so Justin brings his friend,who has referred in the court documents
as G. Justin and G arein the studio. They start to have
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a heated disagreement and they say,you know what, let's take this somewhere
private. They go into the bathroomand Diddy's in the bathroom with him,
So it's Justin, Ditty and Gin a bathroom. Go to the bathroom.
They break it a sink, No, they don't break the sink,
and they they're all arguing. They'rehaving a heated time. Gunshots ring out.
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Rod's in the next room. He'sworried about one of the bullets going
through wall and hitting him, orat least that's what his lawyer says.
Can you attack on a couple extramillion to the settlement if you do.
Yeah, yeah, and uh didhe and Justin leave the bathroom after the
gunshots left curled in the feel positionon the floor bleeding out. Is g
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Rod by his accounting, which Ido tend to believe, is the only
one who seems bothered by this ofanyone in the recording studio. He runs
over. He's applying pressure to thewounds. He sees the g is bleeding
from two places, his stomach andhis leg, and kind of gets them
situated up on the toilet's seat,you know, trying to like stay with
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me, bud. Yeah, heah, little slaps to the cheek and he's
bleeding everywhere. Yeah, someone doescall nine to one one. Rod helps
get g out into the ambulance,which takes him away and does save his
life. Je perish as a resultof this. We're excited to report.
But the police then are did thatthere was a shooting? Before the police
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arrive, did, He tells everyonethere no uncertain terms. You will not,
under any circumstance say that I hadanything to do with this. And
in fact, what every single oneof us will tell the police when they
get here is that there was adrive by shooting and G was standing outside
and he got hit by one ofthe bullets. So is the bullets still
in G? Or do we havelike I feel like we're gonna have a
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trail here? That's gonna say itwasn't a drive by because the bullets in
him. And oh wait, hewas standing outside. There's no damage to
the studio or walls or whatever thebullets in him. I guess that's what
they're saying. But crucially here hebled all over the bathroom. Yeah,
and there would be a trail probablyfrom outside if he were standing outside.
And in their whole thing of youknow, hey, like they don't in
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their story, there is no partof it where he's inside the building.
A lot of criminals are not masterminds. He's probably a little practiced at this.
But yeah, and as we goalong, you'll see he doesn't have
it. What about have to be? Nobody has a what about the fact
that all the blood's right here?Oh? What about? Guy's good?
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But finding yourself in a situation whereno one presses you hard enough, you
don't even need a what about guy? Is better? Better? Because Diddy
as a guy. His name's FahimMohammad and he's Diddy's head of security,
okay, And Fahim Mohammad's job isto have leverage and connections in enough police
departments that whenever something like this happens, Fahim Mohammad calls whoever Fahim Muhammad needs
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the call, and they let theguys on the beat know they'p press this
one too hard. Oh, Jerryhas a couple of these guys. Yeah,
I think most rich and powerful peopledo. Yeah, gotta have a
yeah. And so Fahim Muhammad makesthe calls. Rod watches the cops walk
around the recording studio for several hours, watches them stare at the blood in
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the bathroom, then watches them leaveand say, I guess it was a
drive by shooting. What other conclusioncan you draw? There was um included
in the lawsuit reports from the timethat there was there was a drive by
shooting, So like, you know, no question has happened, you know,
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like the guy, the guy wastaken from the scene. You know.
I guess if you're trying to checkRod's story on all this, you
can find the articles that's incredible aboutthe drive by shooting studio. And now
Rod's letting you know, as someoneinside that studio here as I went down,
did he and the sun one ofthe two shot this guy because they
didn't like the argument they were having, felt like they could get away with
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it, and then did. Idon't. I think it's more likely.
I think Rod is lying. It'smore likely that this guy was outside,
did get shot during a dry by, then teleported into the bathroom to bleed
everywhere? Interesting? Could we usethis technology for good for better purposes than
making sure you can leave in thebathroom? I mean, rather such as
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what if we could replicate it?Sure? Well, if I could teleport,
I mean, you could get adoctors to their patients faster to give
them life saving care, or theopposite way, you can get people from
wherever they're hurt to the hospital immediately. Booty calls, I will be a
better use than the one you livein Challas. She lives in Burlison.
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Yeah you're there. If you couldteleport anywhere to be with any lady,
you don't go to Burlison. Itdoesn't seem like the first place i'd pick.
I mean, maybe there's some reallyspecial ladies in Burleson. I think
there are hit us up, hitus up. If you're a special ladies
send picks. But I'm I'm doubtful. I'm doubtful. All right, Well,
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if you wanted to get to WestPlay now, that's still not where
i'd pick first. What would youpick first? Then? Where are the
hobby Miami? M Now? Sowhat's going on Los Angeles? Things of
this nature? You got to picksomewhere around here you don't like. But
I have a teleportation This is mypoint. You don't have to pick someone
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around here. Do you have ateleportation device. Well, that doesn't mean
that you've now met people out there. You'd be using your teleportation device for
your existing situations. So which suburbhas the most attractive women? I mean
I would think Dallas proper, Butthat doesn't feel like the answer you want.
So fine, if that's what youbelieve, I definitely believe that you're
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telling me uptown this area that's likeway better than that. I mean,
I guess if you want to sayHighland Park, that's an obvious enough answer.
Yeah, I mean, I'm gettingolder now, so like uptown.
Sure, if you want a twentynine year old who's living a little beyond
their means and pretending that their fancy. But I think I'm looking for an
empty nester or a recent empty withfake up tops. And it's kind of
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a West Plano Frisco. Soalina,Yeah, kind of your own right.
That makes sense, That does makesense. We've seen some reports about Diddy
that Cassie, who is his exgirlfriend, that started this entire thing by
filing suit against him. That suitwas settled the next day in exchange for
thirty million dollars going from his accountto hers. So do you think the
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things in that lawsuit were true?Nope, they were. Oh you would
figure since his home is being ratedthat this is true. But TMZ is
reporting confirming she's cooperating with authorities.She's telling them everything they need to know.
It's giving them all the evidence they'regoing to need. Wait, and
he gave her thirty million dollars.Yeah, but it doesn't mean you can't
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tell the authorities about crimes that happened. There's no NDA that applies to police.
Yeah, no, I'm not saying, I'm just saying I'm surprised.
I mean, she won't be ableto sue him for any further money.
There's no more civil suits possible yeah, but criminal suits are a different manner.
I guess she's doing the right thing. Just my initial response was,
I don't know. I got alot of like I'm not gonna I'm not
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gonna protect you, but I'm notcoming after you. Yeah, I don't
know. He seemed to do alot of things, and thirty million dollars
a lot of money, but Idon't know there's an amount of money that
gets that back. Like I've beenthinking about this a lot lately. What
is justice? A lot of timesit's just not achievable, you know,
Like if someone kills a family memberof yours, you don't want them to
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go to jail. You want thefamily member back. Yeah, And so
like you're just not going to there'sno version of justice that's going to be
satisfying to you. And so likeget what you can get. I guess
you know, I don't condone you. Somebody violates you in a certain way
that destroys your brain for a while. That sucks, and no monetary amount
is going to change that. Yeah, So if you get a thirty million
and you're like, I'd still liketo mess with this guy some more,
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it makes sense to me. Heyou know, like the person who you
were before you met him is goneforever, right. The person you are
now is the worse absent a lotof work that's not going to be fun.
You know, I don't know,go after the therapy. He's not
affordable for a lot of people.But for thirty million, you can get
that job done. Yeah, Iwanna, Hey, I wanna. I've
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always I'm always interested in the thirtymillion dollar people have her therapists. Yeah,
I want to see, like whatyou got that mind doesn't have?
What are you rocking with? Well, that's why that Jonah Hill documentary is
interesting. With his therapist, Istill haven't seen it. I need to
do you think his therapist is betterthan my therapist? I don't know.
I wasn't in love with the guy. I thought it was interesting. I
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felt like I needed to sit withit more. He just seemed like he
was pretty challenging and maybe I needmore of that, But I I don't
know that I want it. Youknow, like he was definitely like you
do the work, you figure thisout. Like he was more inspiring,
he was kind of a task master. I guess it depends on what you're
I want someone to coddle me dealingwith I agree with you. I want
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someone to make me cry, butalso coddle me. Yeah, and then
well, yeah, we'll work throughthe stuff. Yeah, don't yell at
me. He's not yelling, buthe's firm and he's clear. Whenever he
thinks that you failed, that probablyserves a purpose. Yeah. I already
go in there thinking I have failed, Like I told my therapist last week,
like I thought you would be disappointedin me. And it's like,
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well, what good is that doing? Do you think that that's what I'm
here for? And I'm like,I don't know, It's just what I
was thinking. Yeah, but youknow, Jonah might need different stuff in
US. I'm sure heth Taylor's hisapproach to different people. But I'll find
out. Yeah, I'll go seehim. Cool. Well, thanks for
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