Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:30):
It is five thirty three and thisis ninety seven to one The Freak.
Now coming up here a little bitlater on tonight on the Freak. And
when I say a little bit lateron, I mean a little bit later
on just a smidge. We're gonnahave a little Mavericks basketball. In fact,
at the witching hour of six o'clock, we're gonna turn things over directly
(00:56):
to the man that is the GreatKevin who'll get your head right for a
ball tonight with that Mavericks pregame showas they get ready to take home the
Atlanta Hawks tonight. He will havethat for you, and then, of
course the higher authority we'll be holdingforth after that with all the play by
(01:22):
play action from Atlanta tonight, andthe Great Kevin Gray joins us right now.
How are you doing well something?Mike? Jeff tc Hey, how
are you feeling? I love you? We gonna kick the yeah if we
don't. If we don't tomorrow,we're gonna be doing fire the coach radio
(01:47):
buddy. That would be rather overreactionarea. But we did a little bit
yesterday. I get it, Iget it. That sells you a little
bit. Why is Tim Hardaway playingcrunch time and Dante Exams watching the Wh's
this thing, Jeff is that they'rewinning basketball game. Okay, all right,
but he is You need to answerhim because he's eaten up with this
(02:07):
idea. I am, and I'mkind of right there with him. You
over to about you over to?I would have fired Jason k a long
time ago. Yeah, I don't. I'm not. I don't know if
I'm as qualified to fire an NBAcoach as I am, but maybe yeah,
(02:27):
yeah, but I have I havesome questions about like there's one guy
that's not out there for us,and I'm like, okay, but Max
he's kind of shot. And whenDwight and that's not going well either,
Like how many minutes can Gafford play? I would find out he might have
to play all of them to night? Why is ex him not playing when
(02:50):
the game is on the line anda guy who's a worst defender and shooter
is playing. There's just some stuffthat threw me off. And then they
lost a game. So once theylose a game and I have question I
get to fire people. Yeah.I was a little curious why dantex and
didn't finish the Gaani other night againstGolden State. But at the get some
point you're thinking about protecting him alittle bit as well. Exam has you
(03:12):
know, had a little bit ofinjuries, you know, this year,
So I don't know if maybe thatwas some consideration in there as well.
But no, I probably wouldn't havehad thj on the floor during that fourth
quarter myself personally. But that's whyI'm sitting here and not necessarily at the
ac coaching. But I don't thinkthat's the reason you're sitting here. But
it's one of them. I thinkone of the reason. It's not stopping
(03:34):
you from having that job. Ithink it's absolutely career choices along the way
and the way your life has playedout play some time. Yeah, and
I wasn't like six foot four orfive career want a handle and that kind
of thing too. Yeah, Ithink that's probably part of it. Yes,
Yeah, when you said Gafford mighthave to play, all of them
are missing somebody else tonight. Well, Jason Kids said something very interesting prior
(03:55):
to the games, and he saidthat it may we may not see Derek
Lively until the end of the regularseason. He may not be back before
the end of the regular season.Cool we're gonna drop to the play in
Relax Kavanaugh, Geez, relaxed.Let's let's let's not do that. So
that's a little problem when I amhere. He's got a knee injury.
(04:17):
Live's got a knee injury. It'sgonna keep him. He's on crutches apparently,
is Yeah, yeah, it's gottenworse by the day, it feels
like when it comes to the newsof a Lively's injury. But yeah,
we won't expect to see him beforethe end of the regular season. So
uh, gafferd to played what twentyseven minutes in the game against Golden State.
Yeah, he's probably gonna have tosee a little bit more of an
increased role. And that was agood rebounding team as well, so especially
(04:41):
on the offensive glass, so they'llhave a chance to see what they can
do rebounding the ball. But yeah, so when he has to go sit
down, what happens? Then shoutout to Maxi Kleva, because I imagine
he'll get a majority of the fiveminutes because you know, kid tried the
thing where he put Dwight Palin thereas the backup center had been pretty quick
too. And yeah, I've beenpretty early. I was like, I
(05:03):
feel like I haven't seen him ina while. And then it didn't do
a lot for me. My mandidn't play a single solitary second of the
second half, yeah against Golden State, because they played it for eight minutes
and my man was a negative eightI believe in those eight minutes. Yeah,
and they said, you know what, actually, don't even worry about
it, Dwight. Don't even worryabout it, Maxie. We'll see what
you got at the five. Soyeah, do you think he had just
(05:26):
crutches or he got the little oneleg scooter too? Oh? Yeah?
Does he have a scooter that isreal twenty twenty four, like the one
leg scooter thing? So I imaginehe might. You know, it does
make sense he might graduate to that. You got the cru Is that how
that works? Do you graduate tothe one leg scooter while you go from
crutches to the one leg scooter?I would imagine. So I think that's
how that works. I think heused the crutches. I mean, I
(05:48):
think you want the crutches with scooter. Possibly, I feel like you have
to steer the scooter and that takesyour hands. Yeah, I think you
would have no crutches with the ston scooter a little bit worse off if
you scooter you just kind of leanand hope to turn. Yeah, you
don't use your hands. You don'tuse your hands to steer the scooter.
(06:12):
Are we talking about the same thing? The like thing where you're standing,
you get one leg on the floor, right, one's like your knees and
then the knees cocked and it's restingon the scooter. Yeah, and your
hands are nowhere near the scooter,but you gotta put so you're just pushing
it with your foot. Well,obviously you're good kind got the crutches,
Okay, Well, if you're pushingit with your foot, you gotta have
something to keep your ballots on there. You gotta hold onto something. There's
(06:35):
no handlebars on the scooter. Ithink you still have the crutches. That's
my point. Oh, using thecrutches to like wheel yourself along as well.
Yeah, and it's just a freewheel that you just buy pressure turn
the wheel. Oh which way youpush? Man? Give me scooter and
crutches or give me death or justabout a wheelchair? At that point,
(06:56):
like, hey, can you justwheel me around? Please? Like?
Thanks? I like that. Inow can't picture anybody on the one legged
scooter, and I have no ideathe mechanics of it. Now, I'm
very I'm lost. Okay, theydo have some I'm not sure if this
is one I've seen or not.Where. Yeah, there's there's some handlebars
in front, so your hands wouldbe on that, and that is KG.
Do you remembering anywhere from one tofour minutes ago where he tried to
(07:19):
make it sound like I was adumb ass think? I mean, there's
also that's like I do. Andthe problem is is TC's real smart,
so he knew it. So assoon as he said it, I'm like,
oh, crap, I must bewrong. I am seeing one.
That's the variety that I'm talking about, but it's come up, come over
here, and I don't want togo to Iwalkfree dot com. Yeah,
(07:44):
this is the way I pictured.Yeah, it's got multiple w a l
k FI dot com dot com.Wow. Yeah, the way I pictured
it is multiple wheels, probably threemaybe four handlebars and you scoot around on
that thing. How did we gethere? Lively Injury? Yeah, yeah,
(08:07):
Derek, Yeah, thanks, I'mhere, Thank you so much.
For a few minutes I'd love toget a scooter. By the way,
I couldn't hear the rest of thesegment, but y'all picked me to be
a part of your heist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
had you said. That's you're lying, all them amazing lying your faces.
When we did final answer, weall said KG three times. That's a
damn line. I heard, Iheard Ben, and I didn't hear the
(08:31):
rest of it. Who was thethird one? I switched my team like
six times. You can tell youwho I picked. Of course, I
haven't the slightest idea. You justwant to make sure you have your sword
with you during this high stone.I just said Kevin, But I mean,
yeah, you could have met yousaid Kevin. You could have made
Kevin. That's what we say.Who did they actually say? You don't
(08:52):
know? They didn't pick you,Thank you, thank you for that's fine.
He seems gonna be honest with methough, unlike the three of you.
You know, hey, I ammost didn't pick anyone. Yeah through
the grenade, Yeah, you shouldhave picked somebody. I am mostly honest.
I pick you. That's sweet.N I'd be a terrible person to
(09:13):
be on your heist team. You'rekicked off. They're in here. Okay,
so you're just admitting you would snitch, then, yes, you're not
on my I think I'm going tojail for the three of y'all. No,
I think you can't. That's notthe attitude, which is why I
would not be the person to beon your heightst team. So it's as
a favor to you. We didn'tpick Thank you. Thank you. If
(09:35):
I approach you with my idea andyour initial reaction is we're gonna get caught,
I'm not going to you. I'dsay that. Okay, no one's
ever pulled off a hes with thatattitude. That's right. Get that I
asked, and I'll see you later. Not going to jail. I got
a wife and kid at home,man, get well, and you know
what I'm trying to do. Igot a wife and get it home and
they need to eat. Yeah,we're trying to provide, to provide a
(09:56):
living generation. I'm gonna go Igotta feed these with my life and my
kids. Okay, direction welfare,we're trying to Yeah. If yeah,
when I take home thirty million thatthat kid can live on for the rest
of our life. Yeah, that'sgonna be great, which is when you
start an attitude, and that iswhen you start understanding why the heist is
very dangerous because if we had afour man team, we're gonna get thirty
(10:16):
million bucks. As soon as theheist is pulled off, every one of
us starts doing math. You're like, Okay, I got seven and a
half million dollars, but if somethinghappened to him, lifetime off somebody.
Now I got ten. As soonas one of us is gone, guarantee,
I'm ready to off somebody, thenneither of you are on my team.
(10:37):
Change is got quick. The changesaverage lifetime earnings for a human in
America is like three and a halfmillion. If you're telling me I can
take home double that right now.Yeah, no questions asked. I don't
need anyone else's stuff. I'm gonnalive twice as good as most people out
there. That's enough for me.I'm not gonna have to work another day
and I'm still gonna get twice asgood as everyone else. I can live
(10:58):
with that. I don't need anything. But there's three people in the world
that know how much you got.I'm off in all three. Damn I'm
getting all thirty shout out and Ihaving you on the heist here, they're
they're probably with that attitude, they'regonna off you. This is it's the
one guy that we know is readyto take us out to get this money.
(11:20):
Kavanaugh, you gotta go. Yeah. I don't doubt that people would
remember. But remember Jeff is theguy that said that as soon as a
heist is done, everybody's thinking abouthow they could have more and blah blah
blah. This is why I watchOceans, all the Oceans movies because I
live curiously through Brad pitt Geory.He probably knows about the met gala for
sure. I forgot what my questionwas about it. Did he's not invited
this year? Yes? I wonderwhy they pulled his invite. I think
(11:45):
there's a lot of people there thatprobably have traveled in the circles with him
that are praying right now and they'relike, oh, yeah, of course
he can't come. I got thatweird. Oh you hope there's not surveillance
of the six weeks I was hangingout with them. Find you a friend
who is this loyal to you asAshton Kutcher is to Did did he have
you heard that? What do youdo Askton Kutcher refuses, will refuse to
(12:07):
answer questions about his relationship. Oh, he already got in trouble for the
weird guy on that seventy show.He might want to start doing better telling
the truth, Like didn't you likeyou was like an incredible person? Didn't
they write let us to that guy? Yeah, they wrote, didn't mean
to bring the room down, rightnow, that's okay. It was just
a question. You asked a questionTC and you didn't know. Yeah,
(12:28):
I got the answer for you.And now is there anything you would like
to say in his defense? No? See, and that's all Ashton Kutcher
hats all he had to do.That's all he had to do, all
him immediately had to do was actually, no, we're good here. Yeah,
Hey, is there anything you wantto tell the judge to try to
get them to have some leniency,Tell them how great a guy he is?
No, thank you, I'm fine, No, we'll pass. Yes,
(12:48):
that shows I'm smarter than Ashton Kutcher. Yes, very much. So.
I still can't believe he got what'sher name? She used to be?
Here's my number one seed for awhile. You're still out to say
things like that. Oh wow.We all had to say, stuff,
is your top ranked lady right now? I don't know. Well, it
could still be her, it could. I mean, for a while it
was the lady that played Miss Sundayin Game of Thrones, not about that
(13:15):
dragon shows stuff. I got you. Hold on, I'm a big Amelia
Clark fan. I'll tell you MissSunday Game of Thrones. See, I
went the other way. You wentas a black man for the whitest thing
you could find, and I wentas a white man for a little bit
(13:35):
of darker. Miss Sunday was playedby no I typed him a Sunday Game
of Thrones. I should have typedMassonde Wow, chriss wow, Natalie or
Natalie Emmanuel in space pull her up. Yeah, I give her a yeah,
I give her a peek. Youknow, no disrespect to her.
(13:56):
That's not the top ranked lady inthe world. She wasn't Game of Thrones.
I mean, she's very exactly whatthis is. Yeah, fast and
furious as well, like Megan Foxhad a shout at it for a while,
but then she got weird. Weirdyeah, like blood stuff. You
know she did blood stuff. MGK, that whole thing. Yeah, you
(14:18):
gotta be careful with that stuff.I don't know. Like once upon a
time I might have had like atype, and now I'm kind of open.
I would like to know everybody's numberone, because I don't keep up
with things. I don't know whoare the hot people? Now? Who's
hot Sydney Sweeney? Yeah, thatmight be the number one right now?
It's either her or my wife.I understand the appeal. Good answer the
(14:43):
Sydney girl, Like, yes,she has some appeal because she hangs her
boobs out and stuff. But likethat, ain't you asked the question?
You asked the pop culture question.I think the best of the world has
yea, I tried to help youout here. That's not the best hot
in these streets right now. She'sshe's fine, just fine. She's definitely
stacked. But she's a special lady. You know what to do? Gross,
(15:05):
Oh, don't you worry? Youknow what to do? Yeah,
Like that's fine, But I needpeople to text in because I don't know.
I don't know you sounds so confused. I think I remember KG saying
he would like to do a bankrobbery. I don't know her. I
don't know if that's true. Ever, heard KG say anything like that ever
(15:26):
in your life. Oh there's abad joke from the eight one seven A
bad Yeah, thanks for sharing thatattention to that. I'll just I'm gonna
skip it. Good. Yeah,I'm good. I'm gonna I'm gonna skip
it. Glad you did that.Yeah, it's a it's an Epstein joke.
(15:50):
Yep, you mind want to leadthat one? There? Page sparonic
like she's hot? Oh yeah,the golf uh expert. She's a very
pretty lady. Jenna or Tega.Let me see what she looks like when
she's not playing Wednesday. Uh yeah, she's twenty one. I'm gonna wait
at least five years to weigh in. You might be an Aubrey Plaza fan.
Actually no, not hot, kindof funny breeze like, she's fine
(16:15):
and I'm not calling her ugly.I'm just saying I don't look at it
and go bin look at him,like what's up? Girl? Already one
of the top ladies, She's alwaysbeen one of the top ladies. Yeah,
not like a not traditionally a figurethat I go for. But there's
something about the personality helps so much, you know, did you know Page
Sporino's mother was a ball arena.I did not know. I had no
(16:37):
idea. Actually I didn't either,but I do now, and I'm glad
that I do. You want tofire off two minute drill or what sure?
Two on four seven, eight,seven, one nine seven one maps
basketball pregame coming up at the topof the hour at six with Kevin Gray,
and we'll beat the hawk's ass startingat six thirty. Otherwise we're firing
the coach tomorrow U two four seveneight Mikey. Here's how we do this.
(17:03):
You get thirty seconds or until wedetermine that your story has become tiresome,
whichever happens. First start, whateveryou have to say the words I
think that. Be ready to gowhen we come to you, turn your
radio down. Don't ask us howwe are, expect nothing from us by
way of response or reply. Adhereto the six simple edicts, and this
can go wherever you like this.You're ready in there? You like we
(17:27):
got people, Maddie. Are theyon the phone. No, Oh,
they will be in a second.Yeah, there's just a little delay.
Oh no, no, no,that's gonna happen. How just a little
forty second delay. We just didn'tgive it a proper time. You just
tell us when they light up andwe'll just calm. We wait for people
to call in, and if theydon't, I don't know. I don't
(17:48):
know. I guess we'll just quit. Huh. I don't have a different
plant to be. We got anotherout there. See delay caught up?
We're ready, all right. You'reon a two minute drill. Go man,
Joe, I don't think so.Bad job caller, next one,
I don't think so. You're onthe two minute drill. Go. I
(18:10):
think that text was right about KG, because I'm the one that texts in
saying that I could rob a bankbecause I was a marine and KG wanted
to do it with me. Howabout that? How about that KG faulty
memory? You want to rob abank? You're on the two minute drill.
Go. I think that despite heronly being twenty two, Hailey van
(18:32):
Lifz is my new number one.Hey yeo, she is very pretty if
you go find the pictures and notout of her teens, and she's not
the number one. She's way hotterthan you saying. If you're on the
two minute drill, go, mostattractive woman on the LSU basketball That relaxed.
I think that if you're going tobreak the law, don't break the
law while you're breaking the law.And no boys know the difference between a
(18:56):
butthole and refrigeratorfrigerator. Don't sark whenyou pull the meat out. Ha ha
hell yeah, right, you're onthe two minute drill. Go. You're
on the two minute drill. Go. I think that y'all underestimate the sneakiness
(19:18):
of Grooves bringing him along for aheist. I mean, if they have
the lasers set up, he couldjust walk right underneath it. Bless.
He's a great guy to have around. Go Mavericks. That's a good point.
He's not here to appreciate that comments. If you need anything, you're
on the two manu a drill godigitally. I think that no way did
I hear somebody say they wanted tohave it in an fstuous relationship with Megan
(19:41):
Fox whatever, All right, it'sgonna do it for us for it today.
Thank you very much for your timeand attention this afternoon, thanks to
Shoopy making it all wonderful and thatway that only he can on do.
Stay tuned. We got a littleMavericks basketball coming up. Tonight little Mavericks
pre game coming up right away witha great Kevin Gray, so stand by
(20:04):
for that, and then check outthe Mavericks and the Fighting Hawks of Atlanta.
So check that out and be bythe channel tomorrow at two when we
are back in here with another editionof the Speakeasy. Until then, Jeff,
remember you have no idea what anyone'sgoing through, so be cool to
everyone. We love you, Beeasy, enjoy it, have a couple
(21:10):
of beers to night, but youknow, get ready to work tomorrow.
I'm gonna recovered beer. Good show, Love you, Bye bye, Keep
living, Bubba,