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All right, there's a little letterfour as we start to make our way
through that all important four o'clock hourhere on the little freak with us.
The speakeasy coming up here in alittle bit. I believe, mister Dallas
gonna be around five oh five today. We got Julie's audio boxes, so
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stand by for all that. Butright now, there's this. This is
the best damn smart Oh my god. I'd like to shout out to the
guy in the seven one seven thatjust texted in and I assumed was listening
to a different station and just textedin and said draft stuff. Question Mark,
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what corner or guard do you suggestfor the Eagles at twenty two?
And then he started talking about arandom Alabama corner. This ain't wip,
brother. I don't know if we'regoing to do a segment on that,
but sure fire in your NFL draftquestions and I'll answer on the text like
I did for this guy. It'llbe great. I got the Eagles,
Yeah, got you got you cover. Don't have to answer on the text.
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No, it's okay, you wantto answer draft questions, we can
do it on the air, Isaid, kool Aid scares him and I
said, there's no reason to bescared. Kool Aid. It's delicious.
It's a guy, his name's koolAid McKinstry at Alabama. He's rock solid.
I told him, if you takehim, that's okay, very safe.
Pick wonderful player high Football IQ.We've got a lot of sports stuff
to get to in the best damnsports segment period. I have seen the
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video of Diddy on the red carpetnext to a guy and a Fanny peck.
Okay, well, you're in timeout until someone sends a talk back
that would like to go see adamAnt Okay on April sixteenth, which when
I hear Adamant, I think Adamantium, which is what Wolverine's skeleton, of
course was made of, of course, and that he stabbed people with.
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But adamant at Majestic Theater on thesixteenth of April. We have one pair
of tickets remaining. Send a talkback on the iHeartRadio app to groups with
your name, email address, andphone number and say I want to go
to Adamant or say I like Adamantium, and either one of work and you
will win. Yeah. So lastday we were talking about Diddy apparently he
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had attendance at his parties rolling aroundwith a fanny pack full of goodies just
in case anybody wanted some drugs.And I asked if we could find any
pictures of attendance at Diddy parties andsee if we could spot the fanny packs.
How do we do TC? Ihave a video from the Billboard Music
Awards of the man accompanying Diddy veryclearly wearing a fanny pack that Diddy seems
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pretty interested in at the Vina's notjust at the house, all right.
Yeah, they were saying, ifif you're if you receive a check from
DD, you're gonna have the fannyon you at all times. Okay,
I like that. I like that. Okay, we're getting a lot of
random draft questions about that, kindof like the interns around here, what
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same kind of deal. Well,I just make sure that they not have
all my stuff post carrying around mystuff. No, I just make sure
that they poke their butt out whilethey walk if they're male. Huh.
I don't know if HR is okaywith that. We don't have HRTC,
and I guess they are okay withthat. There's the good news. Uh,
Okay, best sports today, Jarup here? Would you know where
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to go? Uh? I justfeel that generally the groups is watching out
for me at all times. Always. I think, no matter what I
needed, I would go to GoldenAnd or Priscilla, and I feel like
I would get squared away in someway. Absolutely. Yeah, they could
at least tell you where to go. Yeah, I'm sorry, interruption,
No, you're good. There wasa big NFL trade that happened yesterday.
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Stefan Diggs got traded from the BuffaloBills to the Houston Texans, which,
Okay, that's a good question,and I believe the answer is they had
had it with him, and hewith them, and that divorce seemed to
be brewing for give or take twoyears. He and they did not tend
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to get along, and I believehe and quarterback did not tend to get
along. Which is interesting because ifyou're a wide receiver, I think that
playing with Josh Allen as his numberone wide receiver sounds pretty fun, and
so the fact that you went outof there is interesting, sounds fun in
a football sense. I do alwayswonder how much the personal sense matters in
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these situations. I'd assume it mattersome but yeah, I could also definitely
see, hey, you get methe ball. I don't worry about the
other stuff. But I just seeingthe times that Josh Allen. I like
Josh Allen. I think that JoshAllen would I would be friends. But
I also think that I probably mightgrade on some of the top receivers in
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the league at times too. Ohthat you might or that he might both.
I think he might. I meanout. You know, if he
hadn't had a falling out, Iwouldn't say, there's a guy that's about
to have a falling out. Butafter he's had the falling out and you're
watching clips of Josh Allen, thebig one I'm thinking of is when he's
with Caleb Presley of Barstool Sports onthe Sunday Conversation. He just seems like,
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I mean, what age is heat this point? Twenty four,
Josh Allen, twenty six, He'sgot to be I'll say twenty seven,
maybe twenty eight. He seems likehe perpetually acts like he just turned twenty
one. He'll be twenty eight nextmonth. He just seems like a fun,
loving frat guy type. He thinksthe number sixty nine is really funny.
You're saying he's a tight end.Yeah, Yeah, he has that
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classic Rob Gronkowski personality Kelsey and Kittleand all the tight ends. Yeah.
And number sixty nine is funny.He does, He's made this known.
He just that's a vibe I getfrom him. I'm describing what kind of
person. Okay, you're saying youdon't find that number funny is a little
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funny, Okay, but not asfunny as Josh does. I mean,
I'm saying I'm up for Josh's stick. But if you're telling me Stephan Diggs
isn't, then I get it.We're not for everyone. I believe fun
loving guys. I believe there's apossibility that both have said players the other
one could be like, you knowwhat, man, I don't want to
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Yeah. I also think that StefanDiggs is probably I don't think this is
good for his career. I mean, I don't know. CJ. Straud
is awesome. I guess he played. He lucked out in working his way
out of Buffalo. It might workout for him, but trying to get
away from Josh Allen is not agood move career wise. Probably not.
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It's self destructive. Behavior a bit, and now there has been an update
to how it all works, becauseit seemed like for the Houston Texans.
Man that makes a lot of sensebecause Steffan Diggs is quite good at football.
We think he fell off hard inthe middle of last season, but
they also changed coordinators and he mighthave had some sort of injury in Week
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ten that affected him going forward.Who knows, or he might be getting
old. But it seemed like awonderful trade for the Houston Texans. Basically
a second round pick and change,and they they gave up a second round
pick and they got no They gaveadditional picks too, later round picks,
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and it's like, okay, coolfor four years of a pretty affordable Steffan
Diggs. Makes sense until you realizethey did more stuff they traded for Steffan
Diggs. They told him, we'regoing to take some of your money that's
due you next year that's guaranteed,and move it into this year. We're
just gonna give you a three pointsomething million dollar raise, and we're gonna
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lie every other year of the contracton fire. You'll be a free agent
after this year. They just gavehim extra stuff. I didn't know you
could do that. I don't knowif I knew that or not. I
knew you could alter some things,but yeah, they just said, we're
gonna avoid the last three years ofthe deal. You're gonna come here kick
ass for us, and if you'reawesome, you're gonna make all the money
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after this season's over. So they'rerenting him and giving him more money than
he was already owed this year fora one year deal, which I do
have opinions on. That sounds likea guy that you're kind of scared to
trade for. When you go,okay, we're gonna trade for you,
and listen, ste fun, ifyou try your very best, we're gonna
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give you extra little incentives in hereto be really good and nice to us
and play great and then you canget paid again. As opposed to being
like, yeah, we traded forthis guy because he's awesome and we want
him here for the next four years. It's we traded for this guy.
We chopped every year that isn't thisyear off the contract to incentivize him.
Please God, be cool to usand good at football. How do you
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think he feels about that? Awesomeyou're giving me a shot at free agency
again, to get paid again.I'm getting a raise this year. That
is all amazing. I mean,it could be that whatever happened in Buffalo
to make him crossways there now makea concerted effort to make him happy.
You know, if this is allthings that he wants and they're just saying,
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Hey, we want to be anorganization that you love. We want
to be your version of Kyrie arrivingat the Mavericks. Yeah, tell us,
you know everything on your wish list. All right. I don't want
to be a free agent every year. Done. I want some more money
this year. Let's do it,all right. I'll see you when I
get there. Because if you canget a mercurial but highly talented player to
play to the top of his levelbecause you just give him everything he wants
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and that takes care of the mercurialpart, it can work out great,
and that can be the fifth seedin the West. The chances of that,
I mean, he was very productivesure in Buffalo, even when unhappy.
I don't know. I think thatC. J. Stroud is one
of the giant stars of the league. So Josh Allen, I'd say they're
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about the same, which is agiant compliment to c J. Stroud.
That's a huge compliment because you definitely, just after one year put him ahead
of the Cowboys quarterback. I mean, if you put him right with Josh
certainly going forward, I would ratherhave him in a game tomorrow. I
don't know, maybe maybe yeah,And that's I mean, that's about as
good as you can do. Butyou agree that neither one on Marine were
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near as good as Dak. Right, Well, I'm saying that the better
Stroud and Dak. If it's agame tomorrow, it's a pretty serious conversation.
If it's their career over the nextfive years, Stroud all day,
Okay, agreed, Because contracts matter. C J. Stroud is bosting for
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tomorrow. I'd probably rather Dak.It's just the playoff stuff that bothers me.
If we're talking if it's a regularseason game, I'm positive I want
Dak to me it's a playoff game. We gotta think this over, yeah,
which is weird. We have tothink over the nine year vet.
So I think it'll probably work out. I think that Diggs will put up
big numbers next year. I thinkthe Texans are potentially doing a smart thing.
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The only thing that really gives mepauses. A second rounder for one
year of a guy seems very steep. Yes, now, second round picks
are extremely valuable. One year ofanyone is just not that big a thing.
He'll get a third or fourth rounderback later. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, we're true compensatory pick thingsin the NFL. Maybe, unless depends
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on who you sign and stuff,so maybe not so. Yeah, so
that's interesting. And then Stefan Diggsturns out he had a jersey number that
he wanted fourteen. No, hewanted to be number one. They have
a number one. I still can'tbelieve the NFL wrecked its beautiful product by
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allowing this willy nilly number stuff.I love the single digit receiver. Oh,
I love the single in college,of course, I love it.
The NFL is a professional league.I love it. It's not for unserious
people running around in single digit number. It's right. You want serious people
out there, and serious people withtheir wide receivers have their numbers in the
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eighties. Eighty two, eighty four, eighty nine, eighty nine was my
college number my first year in eightytwo, my third semester before I flunked
out. There you go and inhindsight, I'd rather held on to eighty
nine to eighty nine because it wasthe only number in the eighties available.
Switched to eighty two in year two, and then I realized, I think
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I like eighty nine better. Eightynine is better, if only for Oneever,
Steve Smith would have referred to himselfas eighty nine. Yeah, that's
good. You always need an oddnumber, but uh, twenty two,
forty four or eighty eight, okay. I also think that the what are
the jersey numbers for rules for defensivelinemen? Just off the top of my
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head, I'm during the nineties.Yeah, nineties, not totally though,
right like Michael Parsons is eleven.Could I have a dackle with a single
digit? We now live in thisinsane world? Yeah? Yeah that needs
then we just give them whatever theywant. I think defensive tackles with a
single digit is f and awesome.The modern athlete is too coddled. They
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let them put on any number theywant, so kind of right. Stefan
Diggs wanted to wear number one.Well, they have a number one.
His name is Jimmy Ward. Heplays safety. Stefan Diggs said, I'd
like to buy that number. JimmyWard said it's gonna cost you, okay,
and they worked it out great,just a great positive body's happy.
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How much you think it costs?You know the number done? He told
me the number. It's one hundredthousand dollars. He paid one hundred thousand
dollars for the number one. It'sjust money. I would say, that's
insane no matter how much you make, except this exists in the only exception
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I would make if I were StefanDiggs. Normally, if it were one
hundred thousand dollars to buy a Jerseynumber, I would yell at myself a
lot. I'd be like, God, that's dumb. Why would you do
that, especially considering it's not likethat was your number. It's just the
number you want now. But inthis case, when they traded for him,
they literally gave him a three pointtwo million dollar raise, So I'd
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be like, Okay, you gaveme a three point one million dollar raise
and I got the jersey I want. Just any top quality NFL receiver is
going to have more money than theyare capable of spending in their lifetime.
It's not true. It's definitely true. It's not true. Some of them
go because they because they give theirfriends all the money they want to spend
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in that lifetime. And it's probablymore likely to be the guy who pays
one hundred thousand dollars for a numberthan a guy who wouldn't. Yeah,
but if you're just stingy towards yourbuds and spending it all yourself, you're
not gonna be able to run through. What do you think his lifetime earnings
are? Who digs Yeah, Iwould bet he is up to call it
seventy million. I don't think thatI could spend like like it's like if
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you want to, like, oh, I couldn't but on a restauranted to
the ground or something. We alsodidn't get start getting mass amounts of money
after not having money at the ageof like twenty or twenty one. I
feel like my spending habits wouldn't begood. My spending habits now aren't good.
And just make sure to move thelittle slighter for four to oh one
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k way up, Like, justdon't give me access to a bunch send
it that way, because I knowwhat I'm gonna do with the stuff I
got. I'm gonna drink it anddip it and buy a sword and amazon
it. I know where my moneyis going right now, He's ad one
hundred and seven million lifetime okay,and he'll make another fifty or sixty.
You will experience no change in yourlife at all if you give a one
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time payment of one hundred thousand dollarsfor anything. If you made one hundred
and seven million, one hundred thousanddollars in wherever else you would put it
tc over the next fifty years sixtyyears until he passes away, is a
difference of probably millions of dollars tohis children. Yeah, but they can
go and practice a little harder.Yeah, uh so, Yeah, he
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paid one hundred grand for his jerseynumber. Well, somebody else who is
new to the football team that they'reon was considering getting his number. This
man guess who? Mike. IfI'm asking you to just name any NFL
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player a big name that changed hands, oh by looking at you specifically for
because I'm obsessed with you liking him, I'll give you a hint. He's
the best husband in the all ofthe NFL. Who did you fall in
love with? On The Quarterback Show? Oh, Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins is
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a falcon. How did you watchthat psycho on that TV show and say,
here's a fun guy. He didn'tsay fun. I didn't save the
fund. Yeah he's insane. Youwatched him video singing, you know,
the longest time in a cappella withhis buds and you were like, that's
the man for me. So sowhat if he does that? Yeah,
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well he's a weirdo. Who's notHe's not the fun kind? What do
you have on him? Yeah?What's your problem with Kirk? He plays
for a division rival, or hedid and kicked your assholeot, he seems
like a psycho. Why what doeshe do that? Seems like a sy
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seems like a religious fanatic. Ohno, everybody says he's a great teammate.
They do. He's a weird evenopponents say he's he's a great guy.
They do, And he does bits. He wears all the chains and
his teammates love it. He letshis wife pick out his clothes every day.
Well he wants her to, becausewhat an ask for it is to
pick out That's a pretty good idea. I wish to God somebody would swing
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by my house and just lay somestuff out it'd be amazing. Yeah,
you think I'd be wearing these shortsI've had since I was like thirty one.
Yeah, I don't know how todress none of us. Do we
need women and gay friends? No, I'm doing great. Look at my
orange crocs. Yeah, those lookgreat. It is Crook Friday. We're
all here for we are well.I have audio to play for you because
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Kirk Cousins used to wear number eightand Kyle Pitts is number eight for the
Atlanta Falcons, an abomination against God, and so Kirk was thinking, you
know, maybe we can make thishappen. And it doesn't sound like it's
gonna happen, though, here wego. It's hilarious. Yeah, so
he wanted to switch numbers anyways,so it's like a perfect fit. He's
like, I want to switch numbers. You want number eight? This is
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perfect. It was like great,And then the league spoke into it.
They're like, well, Kyle Pittshas a lot of jerseys that are number
eight with pits on the back.You would have to buy every single one
to you or to Kyle. Bothof us would have to just write the
check. Big. It was severalhundred thousand, oh yeah, that check.
So I was like, I'm goodwith eighteen, and Kyle's like,
I'm good with eight, So I'mgoing with eight and eighteen. You like
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that Boachi sound alike? If youcan't tell, that's on the Shack podcast.
Oh yeah, right in that checkif you did show Shack, same
guy they kind of are. Thatis Shaquille O'Neill. You just hear that
nerds voice. You don't want toshove him into a locker. No sounds
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looking at what numbers, seems likea great guy. He sucks. I'm
glad he lost that game to theGiants. He cries more about it.
Oh, you got a lot ofhate in your heart, TC you just
hate you hate them? No,you? How about this? That man
has the light of Jesus or Godor whatever in him, too much of
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it. He's a dim heeds adim that down a little bit. It's
blinding me. Yeah. So ifyou're changing teams and wanting to buy a
teammate's number, make sure that they'renot good and their jersey's not in the
pro shop, because thankfully it's notlike there's a bunch of Jimmy Ward jerseys
that Stefan Diggs had to buy out, But can they stop making them for
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a year? What do you mean, just don't make new Kyle Pitts jerseys
this year? He'll change it nextyear. I'm sure you could ask,
But then that would be a storyand people wouldn't buy the existing ones.
I bet they'd be like, Iwant the new number that he's gonna get.
And if he does go through withbuying all the old Kyle Pitts jerseys,
he's got to write the check.But then the boxes show up at
his house. Yeah, why don'tyou write the check, get them all
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and then sell them. Yeah withkur Cousins autographs, Yeah, Cousins autograph
Kyle pitztuers. Oh yeah, youcould sell those for more. Yeah,
you can what you bought them for. Let's get them both to sign it.
We are number eight. What's thefirst thing you would buy if you
were paid one hundred thousand dollars foryour jersey number? I mean, Jimmy
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Ward's kind of sword A better greatanswer, like the one that aergorn carries
and Lord of the Rings, theking who's returning py his sword. Jimmy
Ward's got a decent amount of moneyanyways, right he came over from your
niners. He's had multiple NFL contracts. Yeah, he's probably got But if
you're an end of the bench guythat has a sudden influx of one hundred
k, I mean obviously the goodanswer is like invested or whatever. But
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let's just say you're not right.You'd pay off your car, or you
would pay off most of your house. I'd get new hair. Yeah,
that's good. Like if you justspent vacation, cruise car. Yeah,
the vacation was what I'm thinking about, Like, cause you don't have to
spend all a hundred if you likea thirty thousand dollars vacation, Oh,
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that's balling. That's several multiples abovethe most expensive vacation I've ever taken.
Yeah. I did a multi conyou still hid trip and it was probably
seven or eight thousand, And thatwas booking the flight the night before.
I paid thirty eight undred dollars tofly to Rome. You uh huh,
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man just got balls. Yeah,this guy took out a loan to get
there and that trip and that wasand that was eight thousand. It was
about eight total, seven or eightsomething like that, which means a little
over four while there for five days. You have a lady friend there with
you. I did have a ladyfriend that I flew therefore, and we
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broke up upon return or before returnkind of. So it's a good trip.
Not what you want, huh,not what you want. I think
it worked out great for everybody.Uh. That's the best damn sports segment
period. Coming up next. Isaw him puttering around out there. Boy,
he's looking hot today, is misterYou called him hot? Mister Dallas
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coming up next.