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Oh yes, it is a littlebit after five o'clock. And this is
like the man said, or thelady said, or whoever it was,
it wasn't paying a lot of attentionthere. That's the speaks. It's what
I'm trying to tell you. Wespent our fair share of time in the
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Connie Carson I Heeart pre show emporiumtoday getting things squared away for the presentation.
How do we do? I've feltpretty confident coming in. I think
for the most part we've at leastgotten within a good distance of the mark.
That's the way I feel about it. Anybody see it differently? No,
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I give us easily, easily cplus today we might have pulled a
be honestly, and that's above average, all right. That is a little
bit more of an outsider who mayhave a little bit more objective look at
things. What about you, TC, I'm having the time of my life
on a Friday. I don't knowif I've ever had a better experience than
my whole life. That's awesome,that's awesome. Right now, it's five
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oh six on a freak audio boxesju boxes gold and pick a number.
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Okay, so Julie's audio boxes.We take some of the broadcast highlights of
the week on the Freak. Itcan be something that we consider to be
funny, or it can be somethingthat we consider to be embarrassing and stupid.
Either one can get you qualified,and the first thing will draw your
attention to I did hear this live? He offered his services to us,
he says, but we kind ofignored him. A San Antonio man.
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I think you explicitly told him tocall them and he did. Yeah.
Well he left like a talkback doeslike you guys or was it two minute
drill? Drill? You could havehad me? And I was like,
I don't know what he's talking about. Okay, bye, because on the
two minute drill the day before,he had offered his services and you told
him, oh, I tell himgo I call the downbeat. Oh well,
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good for me, because I thinkthat it worked out better for them.
I think that they definitely that theywere wonderful at this. It's a
guy that lives in San Antonio.Mike and I have had enough golf.
Yeah, and he claimed he wasgoing to sneak into the the Valero Texas
tump Over special Classic something like that. He's like, yeah, I live
here, I'm gonna walk through thewoods and onto the stuff. And they're
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like, yeah, sure, callus and we'll put you on the air
and we'll go through it. Andit turned out to be awesome. I
heard one full segment of it becausethe guy like doesn't know how to shut
up. Oh my gosh, hetalks. Yeah, he didn't know how
to shut up, Like he wantedto do the Sam Show, the San
Antonio Man Show, and so theywere yelling at him and he was alternate
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alternatively like firing back at them orignoring them and just talking or saying I'm
sorry and try to get back intheir good graces. Well, but they
were really patient with him, weren'tthey. I really, I think Mike
Siroy handles this situation better than anyoneon the station would. So I'm glad
that he called them, because hecan be really mean to people, but
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it kind of sounds funny and likehe might be joking, and it's like
if I talk that way to people, people like, well, you mean
such a dig. But yeah,So San Antonio Man was like, yeah,
I'm gonna get in the tea boxand on TV and do something and
sneak on and they're like, allright, call us and so here we
go. Here's Sarroy yelling at theSan Antonio game. My name is Mike.
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God, what are you trying todo. We're trying to keep our
hands chilling off of your actions toget us. It implicates us. Yeah,
and one of our strategies yesterday wasif you get in a pinch,
just be on your phone and keeptalking. And I have a feeling that's
not going to be a problem foryou, San Antonio. Man, take
a breath and stop talking. Thatwill help your oxygen. Breathe, breathe.
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Okay, just wait one second,let us talk. Jesus say,
talk, what got out? He'sa nut, but he's working up.
I understand, we appreciate it.He just could he just calms down immediately.
He couldn't stop though. Look it'slike, Sam, chill out,
bro, we got this. Andhe's like, oh, okay, you've
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got this again. Sorry, I'mtelling you so much. I don't like
to talk, but I'm talking andI can't help it. Yeah. I
don't remember. Here's the second cut. I don't remember when he what he's
yelling at him for here, Ican buy the first two Okay, yeah.
So now they got mad at hima few times, and so they
were then they were just like,all right, look, you're being a
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coward and a p word and you'renot gonna yell real loud, so let's
see if we can at least getyou on TV, because they were watching
the tournament and they were trying todirect him to get on TV, and
so, okay, dude, we'reabout to see you. Dude. Okay,
I think, oh my god,we're about to see We're about to
see him on TV because they're assumingthat's not oh that is It was he
on the phone. Are you crossinga cart path kind of right now?
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Yep? You have like a littlewhite shirt sticking out from under your hood.
Yep, son, he was whythe guy holding the phone news here?
Oh my god, that's fun.It was. I'm glad you told
him to call them. It wassomething that while listening to it, I
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had two things when I was like, man, I'm having an incredible time,
and two if I were to zoomout and be like, what are
you having an incredible time about?It's really not very interesting, but it
was really fun, just such awhite knuckle ride, like if you don't
mind. We need to play himfailing trying to oh yeah, all stuff,
and I want to hear all this. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah. So his first mission,they wanted him to yell some stuff and
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you'll hear that. He's kind ofa B word but not but here we
go right after contact. Make sureit's after you're gonna get me. Okay,
guy, you's gonna crush it morecrushed it. He crushed it.
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We're not going to hear that onTV. Probably not coward. He didn't
yell it, but I think hemight be like right next to them,
and the gallery is not there,you guys. Yeah, well that's one
of them. That's beautiful, butright down the middle and here you gotta
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yell at Sam the hell got itdown? Now? He doesn't talk.
Yeah yeah, I'm here. Sohe didn't yell it. Well yeah,
but after they hit it, youcan yell at It's fine. It is
quiet. They're idiots. I hatewhen people yell. But if you're gonna
yell more so now nothing nothing,No, you can go home, man,
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he said. They tried to firehim. Yeah, but then they
just realized, like, wait,they're headed to the next tea box.
Get there, and this time yelland so he's gonna have a new mission
and we'll see how that goes.I'm right, here's you're bye. I'm
honest, he's looking at this moreColls hitting first, don't loud, be
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confident, strong, Sam, golfshot. That's a good golf shot.
You you scared of what you funrunning a golf shot? So loved that.
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He immediately just like that wasn't loudenough. Yeah, no at all.
Like the dude had this extreme confidenceof being willing to talk and do
the radio show the radio hosts.But then when it was like hey,
after a golf shot, be like, way, like you can do that
golf shots. I can get youon TV. Bro. My favorite part
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is throughout it, Soroy game ana minus for his performance and I was
like you're done though, Like youfailed a minus And he's like, well,
what can I do to get mygrade up? And Mike's like,
well, if you get to thenext T box and you yell and you
get on TV, you could geta high a minus. And none of
this registered with the guy. He'slike, Okay, I'll do it.
I'm like, he's not changing yourgrade, bro. He said to a
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high A minus. But the guywanted it. He wanted the high A
minus from the A minus. Hejust couldn't pull it off because he didn't
have the nuts to yell after peoplehit a golf shot. He claimed he
snuck on the property with a fakelanyard and all these different things. But
you're not willing to do something thatis within the rules right while you're standing
there. It's basically encouraged. Yeah, Mara kawwah. Yeah, the guy
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hit the golf ball, yell hisname, golf shot. Yeah, somebody
whoever. That would have been awonderful opportunity for somebody. Right, I'm
going to sit. I'm going toSan Antonio next time. Let's go.
And despite the fact that they didn'twant us to hear it, I heard
that his name was Mike, Soif he gets arrested, they're gonna trace
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Mike back to us. Might belet's stop by the Ben and Skin show,
shall we? You hear that showright here on the Freak from ten
to two? And I think myfavorite one based on description is Ben giving
up on the show, because thathappens in radio. You will notice that
if you don't hear somebody, especiallyif it's towards the end of a show,
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made you hear a zipper, thatmeans Jeff's packing up his stuff.
Sometimes people do give up on theshow before it's over. So here's Ben
giving up on the show. Andit started as Boston Chicken. I can
remember when they changed the name toBoston Market. It was like a marketing
thing. All right, we've gotto show everybody that we had more than
chicken. I kind of remember that. My god, look at all the
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things we have. I think theyhad meat loaf, didn't Dude? Meat
loaf? Man, you like meatloaf. I love meatloaf. I love
meat loaf. Meat Loaf is thesausage of beef that that made my brain
melt. What are you opening andeating? Now? You're welcome? What
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are you doing? I'm just listeningto the radio. You're you're actually hosting
a show. It was good stuffhappening, Christina. Yes, we still
have four minutes. Ben fired wakingup so early, lifting so many weights.
Oh my god, dude, Iforgot to tell you. On Friday
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night I annihilated you to your weightlifting partner at the brewery. I can't
tell you how many times I usedthe p words so many times I was
a woman. She loved it.Meat loaf is the sausage of beef.
It's just weird as the sage ofbeef. The best part is its skin
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calls him out and like there's noevidence on air that someone is checking out,
but in the room you're offended.So you're like, okay, hey,
Ben, But he handled it smooth. He did, and then intentionally
disrespected them by stuffing something in hismouth. He's done that many times before.
You could tell. Yeah. Iyelled at Mike a week or two
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ago because Chili and I were talkingabout something and he had something on his
iPad. Something made him think ofsomething else, and so he was just
scrolling and his mic was on.He just started giggling. Chili and I
are both trying to do a show. We're kind of glancing at Mike,
like what's going on over there?If I just like Mike, I mean,
I didn't know anything about what youguys were talking about. I think
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I've got it, really Yeah,I already paid it. We literally signed
a contract for how much money youwere going to get. She'll make more
money by trying to force him toget out of this again. Right,
like, maybe if she's threatening allof this, then he can under the
table get her to stop threatening withmore money. It's too late now because
now it's out there, he's notsaving face in any way. Mike,
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what did you just laugh at?What are you reading? Hips add person
of the day today? What areyou reading? Usually? I got distracted
here? What is it now?With? What the fact that I couldn't
resist punching up the crazy story ofthe Dallas Cowboys party house? How did
you navigate to that point? Youdid not get to pop up on your
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screen that said Cowboys party house?What do you think? Well, when
youth let me let me see.Yeah, come from your escort search?
No, no, no, whatit came from is I'm not crazy about
what mister Dallas has today. I'mlooking for something else, okay, and
what you're find? So what didyou google? You know, igled Dallas
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and hit enter and it was like, here's the Cowboys party What are we
gonna do with you? I googledCrazy Dallas Stories. Everybody's not always everybody's
not always locked in, But yourfavorite radio show google Crazy Dallas Stories and
your show just unfurls from there.Yes, it does puts itself together.
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Yep, I completely knocked it offtrack. If you're gonna check out,
you just gotta do it quieter.Yeah. The problem is you had a
live mic audio coming from your iPadand you were giggling. Yeah, I
know, I know, I mean, I truly did not cover all my
bases very well there at all.No, the downbeat six to ten am
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right here on the Freak also hadon Larry the Cable Guy, and I
I tell you, the interview ishilarious. He did whatever his little character
is in the movie Cars because theyasked him to and personalize something for Danny
Sun Malcolm. That was really sweet. He was very sweet. That's awesome.
But they also had a moment wherethey weren't sure if his phone cut
out or what. And the showon the station that claims they never fake
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laugh ever, sure, let's check. You know what, I got a
store you live And if I remember, I was so excited in nineteen eighty
seven to have seven throw tickets Foreignerand here I was in Vegas two weeks
ago in line with Buffet. Mhm, that's crazy. Yeah, no,
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yeah, Buffet with I'm sitting heretalking, I'm saying yeah, that's
crazy. So the phone cut outor something, and then they later went
back and were even talking about it, Like I don't know if he like
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that was the whole story, ordid we hear everything? He saw Foreigner
at the buffet. Yeah, hewas in a buffet line with Foreigner for
pretty cool, right, Yeah,like forty years ago he had tickets to
Foreigner. Yeah, yeah, whata crazy world. I turned around.
It was the Mighty Duckman himself,Emilio Estevez. Yeah, that's crazy.
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He did say he played golf alot with Charles Barkley, and he kept
saying, Chuck hit a goose onthe golf course with a ball some half
turn or somehow funny, you know, like he literally hit a goose and
they're like, what happened? Andthen he just started pretending about all sorts
of wild stuff. He was like, oh, it's bleeding everywhere, and
just you know, it's crazy.And then the course people came out and
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they started choking it and murdering it, and it's crazy, that's crazy.
The cable guy was interested. Idon't. I don't buy that. I
don't either, but it was clearthat he just goes just like I don't
really have a plan here, something'sgoing to go. But backround is as
a radio guest, Okay, likethat was his original thing was he would
show up and do that character ona show in Tampa. I think,
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okay, so this is he wasreally good. He was born to kick
ass as a radio guest. Okay, he was a really good guest.
Who was we have an impersonation Ithink from the Ben and Skin show,
let's tend to do right here onthe Freak. I way prefer to do
Stephen Jones now over Jerry because Ithink it's more fun to yell and sound
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stupid than to be quieter and stupid. So Skin, Skin went Steven on
us. I would like to representthe Dallas Cowboy fan base, and I
would like for you to be StephenJones. Fel Steven. We as Cowboy
fans, would love to know,are you guys thinking about bringing Ezekiel Elliott
back to the Cowboys. Well,we gave Zekeel that first contract, we
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did, and uh, and Jerrydid. Jerry wanted to and he did,
and we did that, and uhand then Zekeel we no longer needed
Zekeel, and then Zekiel's not there. But now Zekal's back here and well,
as you know, the markets changed, and it does and it will,
but it comes back around and thenit has Uh, we do not
want to be at the draft withwill with the needing a particular player,
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and we might well we could welland what was the original question? Yeah,
that's good jobs. I can't supportthat one. You have to get
the right crutches. It's tough.Those were Jerry crutches. Stevens are at
the end of the day, andobviously those are his crutches. The tone
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had a very Stephen quality, butsome of the word choice I'd say,
it's it's close. Yeah, it'sreally cool. It was a blending of
father and son. Is what washappening there? Some small tweaks, Yeah,
oh we got something something, therewas something there. Let's see it
could be workshocked a little bit.It's been a really strong week for the
Downbeat because they interviewed NASCAR drivers,which I'm a big NASCAR guy now,
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so like they were said, they'regonna have Chrisopher bell On. I was
like, dude, you should askhim about his pit strategy this past week
because I thought he had a realchance to do this because he was waiting
seven to ten laps late on everybody. It's a very big tire race,
and he was playing to win thatsucker at the end on the long run,
but he spent on pitt Row Gambleck'sa hell of a drug. Yeah,
send him to the back of thepack, and so he couldn't win
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the race. So I was justtrying to send them questions. But the
one that they did ask him endedup real weird because he didn't have an
answer ready, and when he gavehim an answer, the person that he
gave is not alive. So hereis NASCAR driver Christopher Bell. Hey,
have you ever seen the movie Daysof Thunder? I don't know that I've
ever watched it fully three, butI've definitely seen parts of it. Yeah,
and you've heard of it. Soif you could name, I'm gonna
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put you on the spot here onecelebrity spotter. Okay, so you're trusting
them, they're watching everyone around you, big name celebrity. Who would it
be a celebrity to spot for me? Oh? Man, I have no
earthly idea. It would have tobe a singer, right, I don't
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know, Maybe like a Morgan Freeman, someone with a very calming voice.
Yeah, I don't know. I'mthinking more like a country music artist maybe,
like I don't know, Toby Keith, he's a fellow Wow yeah yeah
maybe whoops, he can't help anyoneright now. I was so excited to
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come up with an answer and thenimmediately went, well he's dead. I
love it. KT has the oppositeapproach to interviewing that I do, like,
I will make sure any question Ihave, like, I just want
to make sure that I know they'llhave a reference point or have evidence that
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they'll have an answer ready. Andhe's like, I'm gonna go Days of
Thunder, Like these guys are intheir twenties, KT, there's no chance
they've seen it. And it's like, all right, well, let's just
go with it. And he justreally wants to do Robert Duval. It's
just that's what he's got and it'snot a bad thing to have people love
it. Let's sneak ourselves in onetime because TC TC had a joke on
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our show that broke me kind of. He does that now when he's preparing
no sex until the tournament's over.He doesn't want anything to take away his
focus. Imagine how he's going tobe spraying at Monday morning. Didn't have
to say it that way, justwhen he's back on the practice course,
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right, Yeah, maybe maybe not. Could have a couple of different meanings.
Tiger is currently single. I justdon't know the FCC rules. I
hate to be a paper towel inhis hotel room. It's got a follow
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up series prepared you want already?Yeah, go ahead, keep going?
What else you got? Got anotherone? Don't don't put the spotlight on
me. Here's TC. I'm aplayer from the shadow. He just pulls
up from deep respect. It comingup next. It's time to go to
the Sunset Lounge. What's going onwith the fish? We'll find out