April 9, 2024 • 24 mins
Anyone feel weird after the eclipse?? Jeff got Julie’s optimism and Julie has a butt story! What the heck?? Butt cleavage is a new trend!
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Thank you, groovy, thank youAlamo Draft House Cinema. So I was
just chatting with y all on thebreak and I thought I might bring this
to the forum because I'm wondering ifanybody else is dealing with a bit of
a post eclipse hangover kind of day. I'm having a really weird day and
I only have one thing to blame. What it's the eclipse. It got
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dark randomly yesterday in the middle ofthe afternoon. Yeah, we talked all
about it, we anticipated it leadingup to it, we freaked out during
it. We postgame showed it afterwards, and we knew that this was a
big deal and that this could havesome sort of crazy effects on the world
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because we've never seen that, We'venever been in the path of totality.
Yeah, God told somebody in Floridato shoot people. God told somebody in
Florida to shoot people. That's howthis event is allegedly. I'm having a
real weird day and I only havethe eclipse to flame. How can we
help? I'm just wondering if it'sjust me. I feel guilty, okay,
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because I am having a better thanusual day. Oh, and I
feel like I came out on thegood side. The eclipse might have taken
some of your joy and passed itto me. You woke up feeling joyful,
and you can have it back,Okay, So I don't know that
I can get it back until you'retwenty forty whatever, oh, twenty three
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ninety nine. Yeah, you gottaget back in totality to get it back.
Yeah, this could be tough.It's a long road. It's a
long road to home. Apparent trapwhen they get switched into each other's bodies,
Yeah, try to live a lifein the other person's body. I
think this happened to us, Mike, and I don't know where you stand,
but these are the things that havehappened to me today. Okay,
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well, first of all, haveyou been tempted to do butt stories?
No? Okay? Actually yes?Whoa? I got Joe's optimism and she
got butt stuff. Did you hearmy storm my teas? I literally have
a butt story next? Oh mygod, yeah this is true. I
thought you were crazy until right now. Yeah, I have a story about
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butts. When I'm done talking aboutshe was I blacked out during the tea,
so I didn't but uh, okay, yeah, wow we might have
switched. Oh my gosh, I'mreally freaked out. What does this mean
for my family? It's gonna betough because I mean, I'd like to
hang out with Kelly a little bit. Yeah, I thought i'd like to
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go golf. I guess you're inman. Yeah okay. But to further
this theory, what a storm wehad last night after the eclipse? That
is that storm was crazy. Itwas very loud. It woke me up
somewhere around four am. It wasinsanity. I don't remember a storm that
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loud. I don't think I doeither it might be the loudest storm I've
ever heard. Yeah, I havelike the kid storm radar. So if
it wakes up your kids, youknow it's bad or whatever. And mine
don't wake up easily. Both ofthem woke up, came and got in
bed with us or whatever threw usoff. But the storm was intense,
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and I think that storm was justcementing whatever the eclipse was trying to do.
Man, I just blew right throughit. You slept, I thought
you can't sleep? Well I didlast night. I don't know how.
I don't know why. Well that'sweird. Yes, that is weird.
Yeah, that is weird because Ihad two floats knew, yeah you do?
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Who are you? Who'd you turninto? Who do you think you
are? I am true? Somebody? You have a shoopy switch, somebody
who sleeps through storms all of asudden, goovy? Need you think of
personality traits? How is your worldmight have flipped? Actually retired? Oh
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groopy? Retired? Groups? Haveyou been starting to like Tom Petty more
than red hot chili peppers or anything? No? Safe? Huh? Okay,
so the storm happened. My children'sschool was shut down today. They
called US elect ten said you haveto come pick up your kids because there's
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a power outage. So that happened. I'm driving to work. My car
just decided to this is a newcar, just decided to stop going on
the toll way and Grapevine. Yeah, it just stop. It just stopped
going. It started back up again, thankfully, because I put on my
flashers and moved off to the sideof the road. And I was like
panicking, What do you do whenyou're on the toll way your car just
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stops? Groups Tell her what youdo if you're on the tollway and your
car just stops. Let her know. If you ever break down on the
freeway in your car or have awreck, please if you have to get
out of your car, and sometimesit's pretty important you do. Step over
the guardrail, step over the concretewall, get out of the way of
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any traffic because they will will runover you. Did you do all that,
Jewels, Oh my gosh, Ididn't even think about that in the
moment. I should have. Youwere in your car, Yeah, in
your car. I was worrying thatone ran No one ran over me,
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because well, they will, theywill. I felt like they might run
over me in my car, becausewhen you're in that lung car car,
that's just kind of like puttering.Everyone else is. It's somewhere to go.
They're very important, very important people. We got somewhere to go,
people to see. You gotta goto work, gotta go to lunch.
I didn't think they were going tostop for me, but there was one
person behind me that turned on theirflashers that's to help alert the world that
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I was struggling. And my flasherswere turned on, and then I didn't
know what was going to happen.I thought that might be it for me.
But then my car started going again, and I made it to work,
and now it's been towed and it'sgoing to be looked at. Okay,
so we have the storm, wehave the kids school getting just randomly
canceled, we have my car stopping. Now this computer that I work on
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every day, it's restarting over andover and over and over since its system
application restart day or whatever. Andmy computer usually sucks. And we have
the same computer, but you hadto use my computer in the two thirty
segment because my computer's working. Well, that's right. I have been blessed
by the eclipse, and you havebeen pursed the last one. My eyes
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really hurt. Oh no, I'vegot but I think of truly, I've
got something in my eye. Well. People do say that there's an eclipse
sickness, but I think I havewhatever the eclipse is putting out. I
believe they call it eclipse malaria.I think I have it. You have
a clips smallpox. Yeah, Soanyway, if this is you too,
because I don't think that I'm theonly one that was targeted by the eclipse,
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that would be weird. If thisis you and you're having a real
weird day, then let me know. We can be miserable together text in
okay two one four seven eight sevenseven one. If you're having a weird
eclipse post Hagover day, let meknow. I think there's something to this.
Or if you randomly might have likeswitched lives with one of your coworkers,
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yep, let us know, allright, I can think of one
thing that happened. Uh huh.And this is coming from somebody who normally
can't sleep very well, wet dreamand is rousted by the most simple of
situations or noises or outside stimuli.I yet slept completely through the storm last
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night. You did not hear athing. All of Julie's peace came to
us. That's weird. Yet,somewhere in the night, the smoke alarm
started chirping. Okay, you've gotsomething going on. Yeah, I gotta
get you some batteries. Yep,took all the batteries off. I brought
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him with him so I would knowwhich ones to get. Where's batteries?
Plus did they have those anymore?I don't know. He got a handful
of batteries. Yeah, I tookhim out so I you know know what
to get. Where's batteries? Ineed to get some nine vaults. You
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can probably just get him at it. Like don't gas stations and batteries these
days? Maybe your target. Idon't know, these look pretty special,
you're right, those Amazon that crap. Yeah, those are weird batteries.
Maybe Depot. Yeah, But thatentailed getting out of bed, getting the
step ladder, going into the hall, trying to figure out which thing it
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was that was chirping. You know, you have to smoke. You got
something else up there that I don'tknow what the hell it is, but
trying to figure out of the twothings, which one of those is chirping.
You think you identify the first one. Yeah, you get up there,
you take it off, and thenthe chirping continues because you took the
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wrong thing down. So you goover there, move it down, get
up there, take the other oneoff, and you know, get it
squared away again. It's fine now. Yeah, but yeah, there was
that. That's fun at four o'clockin the morning or whateverrible after you slept
through and survive the storm. Yeah, I don't know. It might have
been before before the storms hit.What time did the storms hit? Oh,
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it was like midnight? Was itthat early? It woke me up
at somewhere between three and four?I think, well then it was between
three and four, okay, itmust be. It must have been after
that then. Yeah, okay,you've got something going on to you going
to keep an eye on that.That was my little ball of fun.
Yeah, yeah, we got alot of responses. Today has sucked.
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Everything's been making me super mad.Kat said this morning that the moon causes
menstrual cycles. I woke up atthree thirty am and felt great. That's
not normal. I usually wake upat five and feel terrible. Woke up
to a flat tire, had ameeting with my bosses that was a bitch
fest. Debit card got hacked andis on hold, lost a piece of
a two oka, and have aspider right, you're with me. We
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got the bad end of the dealhere. Some people are waking up with
the good end of the deal.Now. I don't know what this means
about what you've done in your life. Why some people post eclips are dealing
with all of this stuff, andsome people woke up just perfectly happy and
enjoypool, Like jep I thought.I I try to live on the right
side of life, you know,try to do the right things. Yeah,
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I'm sorry, Thank you for takingit. Yeah, well, I
hope you give it back to mesometime. I'm going to try to forge
ahead. What's up with butts?But if you're struggling today post eclipse,
just let me know. Misery lovesCompany. I'll tell you about butts here
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in just a second. I dowant to tell you about something kind of
cool that Jimmy Fallon did during theeclipse yesterday. So we have a little
bit more celebrity eclipse news here inHollywood Swinging. He did something cool.
He did something cool. It'll bethe first wow shots fired. Go ahead.
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Well, he thought that the bestway to celebrate this eclipse and take
it all in would be on therooftop of his building, thirty Rockefeller Plaza
in New York City, and todo a performance of Total Eclipse of the
Heart with Heart the band Heart.Yeah, okay, and he did it.
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This is what it sounded like.We have a special show tonight.
Heart is our musical guest, andtoday is obviously the solar eclipse. So
we thought we have to do whatwe have to do. We have to
sing Total Eclipse of the Heart withHeart while watching the solar eclipse. Let's
do this terrible show. This isJohn heavy Allan. Then again a little
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bit on the top of the building, bring me clips join roun Heavy Alan,
then again singing that part, yeah, listening to the sun. He's
the turnaround now, then lively,nervous with the best of these years have
gone time Heavy Allen. Then Iget a little bit. Then it's really
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good. Yeah, I'm not asgood as table guy. I had a
pretty good They did this when itwas darting. That's pretty awesome. I
was doing too much, but that'spretty cool. I think I'd rather like
be chilling and looking at it.But if you want to do bits,
it's a pretty good bit. That'sa total eclipse of the heart with heart
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during a clip. That's a prettygood bit. Do you hate that song?
I don't hate it, you dosometimes. Then they got to the
chorus and I had a great time. Yeah, yeah, I'm a sucker
for it. I shouldn't like it, but I do. It's good.
I thought that was pretty awesome.People were like arrived there early to try
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and get their spot, to takeit in or whatever. The best thing
about that was hearing Anne Wilson,who apparently all of a sudden can sing
again. There you go. Isaw her roll through here at the Majestic
Theater a few months back, andman, she just couldn't do the things
she used to doing. That thatmade you sad. Yeah, that was
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a bummer to see. Anyway,go ahead, we's just jamming out.
She's out on that. That's whatJimmy Fallon did. Okay, on to
the butt story. But I wastold to present today from the eclipse God
who took Jeff part of Jeff andput them in me. All right,
Jeff, I got Julie's optimism andjoy but stuff freaky frice situation during the
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eclipse yesterday. So I was alittle bit suspicious about this. So I've
told y'all about the granny panty trendwhen it comes to celebrities, how they
were all starting to wear granny panties, remember this, Yeah, And I've
seen more and more of that sinceI told y'all about that story, Like
a lot of people at some ofthese award shows or whatever, or even
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not award shows, I've seen itout in the wild. Ladies will wear
these big granny panties but like asee through kind of skirt over it or
whatever. It's really happening. Let'sgo. There's another trend. The granny
panties have taken on a life oftheir own. And there's another trend now
that I have to tell you allabout. And I was a little suspicious
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about this. In fact, Isaw via a picture of somebody who was
at Clyde Warren Park yesterday a pictureof two girls who had the top of
their but cracks hanging out on purposeon the way to the eclipse. Now
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that could have been like a specialmoon mooning joke. Maybe okay, because
they're going to the eclipse like they'remooning everybody. But just part of their
butt was out. Yeah, likethe top part of their butt. They're
just sagging their their pants. Yeah, they had them like georts and their
top butt was hanging out. Ithink maybe just their pants didn't fit.
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So I thought it was just amood especial eclipse. Look like they're mooning
everybody. Okay, well it's not. This is a trend. This is
called butt cleavage, and it isthe latest celeb fashion trend. As they
both google butt cleavage. Yeah,I mean, I'm in, so this
is something that celebrities are doing.I'm in. Oh, yeah, that
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looks great. Look at Katy Perry. So Katie Perry did this at the
Billboard Women in Music Awards, showedsome butt cleavage at the Dune premiere.
Noah Cyrus, Yeah he looks though. At Paris Fashion, Kurz looked gross.
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These designers are putting it on therunway. There's some designer named Masha
Popova. She's incorporating cutout butt cheekjeans into her shows. Julie, I
love this, and I think thatthis should really catch on. I think
it's great. Really, Yes,I think Zendaya having her butt out all
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the time is good. Katy Perrytoo, that's a good look butt cleavage.
So then if you have butt cleavage, do you still have the normal
top cleavage because that's too much?Yeah, I think you going on?
Yeah, I think you let ussee everything you got within league. Why
are we even man? That lookslike it would be really uncomfortable. That
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looks so good, Well, youwould like it. But the fact that
you still like it tells me something. What that maybe you really are still
you? Oh no, this isjust well yeah, I mean unless you're
unless you're gay, uh huh,Because yeah, I very much appreciate that.
Katy Perry and Zendaiya are just puttingtheir butts out there for me to
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look at. I like that alot. I think that's cool of them.
I mean, yeah, Katy Perry'sso she has like this top top,
like tube top kind of thing on, like a corset. Yeah,
she has like a butt corset,and then the skirt has just a hole
going you would tighten but almost likeyour shoelaces where they cross ways a bunch
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of times, and that's how youtighten things. She's showing her whole butt.
She's got her butt crack. Isn'tthat like? Okay? When it
comes to the butt, isn't thatthe part that makes it like you're like
a private part? It depends whoyou are. Like somebody who's not famous
or hot was wearing that, theywould throw them off an airplane. Yeah,
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but if you're hot or famous,we like it a lot. Okay,
So you have to be of acertain level of hot or celebrity,
yes, to show off your butt. Correct. Now, this is contrasting
with the type of bathing suit thatI see everywhere, including in Mexico last
week, where girls are just havingthe other part of their butt all the
way out. They're covering the middleand then they have the cheek out.
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Yeah, so we have the buttcleavage in Katy Perry's situation, the middle
of the butt open to the worldwith the cheeks clothed. But now you
also it's acceptable to have your cheeksout with the strip of on a beach
fabric in between your butt. Idon't know which on a beach, I
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don't know which part makes it private. I mean, I do know we
have a whole butt showing situation,though that is acceptable in public. Yeah,
we could piece together their whole buttif we had two pictures. Uh,
you guys know what the krena is? What the krena? No a,
I'm going to look it up.That is the formal term for the
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cleft between the buttocks. Oh really, in other words, the butt crack.
Okay, thank you, Mike.Just the whole crack or just the
top cleavage part it says. Itjust says the cleft between the buttocks cleft
that I assume that runs the entiretyof the up and down of it.
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Wow, it is always fun whenyou find out a body part name that
you didn't know about, right,Yeah it is. I'm sorry I was
caught off guard there. Yeah.I like the whole development. I think
that the world is very exciting whenyou show just little pieces of things that
are supposed to be private. Ithink it's great. It is. It's
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a lot that's wrong with just wearinga normal clothes. It's a lot like
a low cut top. You're like, hey, because on Katy Perry you're
just seeing skin, Like you don'tsee thee of her butt, you don't
have the cheeks. It's just like, yeah, but here's a little bit
and you get you a little bitright here and you're like, ooh,
what about Samo, but you don'tget into it. And this is how
it happens, Like once it starts, once they the fashion designers start showing
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this off on the runways, andthen the celebs start doing it. So
this is going to become a thingthat just regular people are perhaps going to
try. But you're saying you haveto be a certain level of hot to
pull it off. Well, itdepends on which one because I don't know
why. But like so Katie Perryis wearing a thong and then over it
is a corset style type of dressor skirt bottom that's not cinched all the
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way up, so you can seea little bit of inner cheek on each
cheek. And that doesn't look aslike this is not acceptable as Noah Cyris
who hers is just pants that thewhole thing is missing from like mid cracking
up like that looks like a plumber. Yeah, and that I think would
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you would not be allowed places plumbergerover here like I've been doing this forever.
No one cares, They don't meanto. Yeah, Zendia did it
right though, just a nice littlecircle out of each cheek is not there
of the pants? Yeah, wellTom Holland used to only be the one
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who got to see it, butnow we all get a peek. Yeah,
you're still Jeff. You're still Jeff. I'm yep, well here on
Hollywood swing, and I've got tokeep everybody informed on the celebrity trends.
So now we have granny panties andbutt cleavage. You just everybody up to
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date exactly and kept it moving.Yep. Those are two things that are
really important, all right. Comingup next in the best damn Sports segment
period, we do have some TexasRangers baseball nugs from Baseball Jesus and also
little Cowboys draft nugs for you.It's next
All right, we're gonna have thatbest damn sports segment period coming up here
in just a little bit. We'llhave a few ranger items. This will
be a best damned sports segment period. Poopourri scene, that's what it sounds
like there, Poop Perri, Poopoerri. So we'll add that and after that
(00:42):
we'll just have to wait and seebecause we gotta go get out of here
a little early today, you know, Neverick's in that Eastern time, z
Man. Yes, we love sportsearly early, but right now, time
for this time for Hollywood Swinging.Thank you by Alamo Draft House Cinema.
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Thank you, groovy, thank youAlamo Draft House Cinema. So I was
just chatting with y all on thebreak and I thought I might bring this
to the forum because I'm wondering ifanybody else is dealing with a bit of
a post eclipse hangover kind of day. I'm having a really weird day and
I only have one thing to blame. What it's the eclipse. It got
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dark randomly yesterday in the middle ofthe afternoon. Yeah, we talked all
about it, we anticipated it leadingup to it, we freaked out during
it. We postgame showed it afterwards, and we knew that this was a
big deal and that this could havesome sort of crazy effects on the world
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because we've never seen that, We'venever been in the path of totality.
Yeah, God told somebody in Floridato shoot people. God told somebody in
Florida to shoot people. That's howthis event is allegedly. I'm having a
real weird day and I only havethe eclipse to flame. How can we
help? I'm just wondering if it'sjust me. I feel guilty, okay,
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because I am having a better thanusual day. Oh, and I
feel like I came out on thegood side. The eclipse might have taken
some of your joy and passed itto me. You woke up feeling joyful,
and you can have it back,Okay, So I don't know that
I can get it back until you'retwenty forty whatever, oh, twenty three
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ninety nine. Yeah, you gottaget back in totality to get it back.
Yeah, this could be tough.It's a long road. It's a
long road to home. Apparent trapwhen they get switched into each other's bodies,
Yeah, try to live a lifein the other person's body. I
think this happened to us, Mike, and I don't know where you stand,
but these are the things that havehappened to me today. Okay,
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well, first of all, haveyou been tempted to do butt stories?
No? Okay? Actually yes?Whoa? I got Joe's optimism and she
got butt stuff. Did you hearmy storm my teas? I literally have
a butt story next? Oh mygod, yeah this is true. I
thought you were crazy until right now. Yeah, I have a story about
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butts. When I'm done talking aboutshe was I blacked out during the tea,
so I didn't but uh, okay, yeah, wow we might have
switched. Oh my gosh, I'mreally freaked out. What does this mean
for my family? It's gonna betough because I mean, I'd like to
hang out with Kelly a little bit. Yeah, I thought i'd like to
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go golf. I guess you're inman. Yeah okay. But to further
this theory, what a storm wehad last night after the eclipse? That
is that storm was crazy. Itwas very loud. It woke me up
somewhere around four am. It wasinsanity. I don't remember a storm that
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loud. I don't think I doeither it might be the loudest storm I've
ever heard. Yeah, I havelike the kid storm radar. So if
it wakes up your kids, youknow it's bad or whatever. And mine
don't wake up easily. Both ofthem woke up, came and got in
bed with us or whatever threw usoff. But the storm was intense,
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and I think that storm was justcementing whatever the eclipse was trying to do.
Man, I just blew right throughit. You slept, I thought
you can't sleep? Well I didlast night. I don't know how.
I don't know why. Well that'sweird. Yes, that is weird.
Yeah, that is weird because Ihad two floats knew, yeah you do?
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Who are you? Who'd you turninto? Who do you think you
are? I am true? Somebody? You have a shoopy switch, somebody
who sleeps through storms all of asudden, goovy? Need you think of
personality traits? How is your worldmight have flipped? Actually retired? Oh
(05:08):
groopy? Retired? Groups? Haveyou been starting to like Tom Petty more
than red hot chili peppers or anything? No? Safe? Huh? Okay,
so the storm happened. My children'sschool was shut down today. They
called US elect ten said you haveto come pick up your kids because there's
(05:29):
a power outage. So that happened. I'm driving to work. My car
just decided to this is a newcar, just decided to stop going on
the toll way and Grapevine. Yeah, it just stop. It just stopped
going. It started back up again, thankfully, because I put on my
flashers and moved off to the sideof the road. And I was like
panicking, What do you do whenyou're on the toll way your car just
(05:51):
stops? Groups Tell her what youdo if you're on the tollway and your
car just stops. Let her know. If you ever break down on the
freeway in your car or have awreck, please if you have to get
out of your car, and sometimesit's pretty important you do. Step over
the guardrail, step over the concretewall, get out of the way of
(06:14):
any traffic because they will will runover you. Did you do all that,
Jewels, Oh my gosh, Ididn't even think about that in the
moment. I should have. Youwere in your car, Yeah, in
your car. I was worrying thatone ran No one ran over me,
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because well, they will, theywill. I felt like they might run
over me in my car, becausewhen you're in that lung car car,
that's just kind of like puttering.Everyone else is. It's somewhere to go.
They're very important, very important people. We got somewhere to go,
people to see. You gotta goto work, gotta go to lunch.
I didn't think they were going tostop for me, but there was one
person behind me that turned on theirflashers that's to help alert the world that
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I was struggling. And my flasherswere turned on, and then I didn't
know what was going to happen.I thought that might be it for me.
But then my car started going again, and I made it to work,
and now it's been towed and it'sgoing to be looked at. Okay,
so we have the storm, wehave the kids school getting just randomly
canceled, we have my car stopping. Now this computer that I work on
(07:25):
every day, it's restarting over andover and over and over since its system
application restart day or whatever. Andmy computer usually sucks. And we have
the same computer, but you hadto use my computer in the two thirty
segment because my computer's working. Well, that's right. I have been blessed
by the eclipse, and you havebeen pursed the last one. My eyes
(07:46):
really hurt. Oh no, I'vegot but I think of truly, I've
got something in my eye. Well. People do say that there's an eclipse
sickness, but I think I havewhatever the eclipse is putting out. I
believe they call it eclipse malaria.I think I have it. You have
a clips smallpox. Yeah, Soanyway, if this is you too,
because I don't think that I'm theonly one that was targeted by the eclipse,
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that would be weird. If thisis you and you're having a real
weird day, then let me know. We can be miserable together text in
okay two one four seven eight sevenseven one. If you're having a weird
eclipse post Hagover day, let meknow. I think there's something to this.
Or if you randomly might have likeswitched lives with one of your coworkers,
(08:31):
yep, let us know, allright, I can think of one
thing that happened. Uh huh.And this is coming from somebody who normally
can't sleep very well, wet dreamand is rousted by the most simple of
situations or noises or outside stimuli.I yet slept completely through the storm last
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night. You did not hear athing. All of Julie's peace came to
us. That's weird. Yet,somewhere in the night, the smoke alarm
started chirping. Okay, you've gotsomething going on. Yeah, I gotta
get you some batteries. Yep,took all the batteries off. I brought
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him with him so I would knowwhich ones to get. Where's batteries?
Plus did they have those anymore?I don't know. He got a handful
of batteries. Yeah, I tookhim out so I you know know what
to get. Where's batteries? Ineed to get some nine vaults. You
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can probably just get him at it. Like don't gas stations and batteries these
days? Maybe your target. Idon't know, these look pretty special,
you're right, those Amazon that crap. Yeah, those are weird batteries.
Maybe Depot. Yeah, But thatentailed getting out of bed, getting the
step ladder, going into the hall, trying to figure out which thing it
(10:03):
was that was chirping. You know, you have to smoke. You got
something else up there that I don'tknow what the hell it is, but
trying to figure out of the twothings, which one of those is chirping.
You think you identify the first one. Yeah, you get up there,
you take it off, and thenthe chirping continues because you took the
(10:24):
wrong thing down. So you goover there, move it down, get
up there, take the other oneoff, and you know, get it
squared away again. It's fine now. Yeah, but yeah, there was
that. That's fun at four o'clockin the morning or whateverrible after you slept
through and survive the storm. Yeah, I don't know. It might have
been before before the storms hit.What time did the storms hit? Oh,
(10:48):
it was like midnight? Was itthat early? It woke me up
at somewhere between three and four?I think, well then it was between
three and four, okay, itmust be. It must have been after
that then. Yeah, okay,you've got something going on to you going
to keep an eye on that.That was my little ball of fun.
Yeah, yeah, we got alot of responses. Today has sucked.
(11:09):
Everything's been making me super mad.Kat said this morning that the moon causes
menstrual cycles. I woke up atthree thirty am and felt great. That's
not normal. I usually wake upat five and feel terrible. Woke up
to a flat tire, had ameeting with my bosses that was a bitch
fest. Debit card got hacked andis on hold, lost a piece of
a two oka, and have aspider right, you're with me. We
(11:31):
got the bad end of the dealhere. Some people are waking up with
the good end of the deal.Now. I don't know what this means
about what you've done in your life. Why some people post eclips are dealing
with all of this stuff, andsome people woke up just perfectly happy and
enjoypool, Like jep I thought.I I try to live on the right
side of life, you know,try to do the right things. Yeah,
(11:54):
I'm sorry, Thank you for takingit. Yeah, well, I
hope you give it back to mesometime. I'm going to try to forge
ahead. What's up with butts?But if you're struggling today post eclipse,
just let me know. Misery lovesCompany. I'll tell you about butts here
(12:16):
in just a second. I dowant to tell you about something kind of
cool that Jimmy Fallon did during theeclipse yesterday. So we have a little
bit more celebrity eclipse news here inHollywood Swinging. He did something cool.
He did something cool. It'll bethe first wow shots fired. Go ahead.
(12:39):
Well, he thought that the bestway to celebrate this eclipse and take
it all in would be on therooftop of his building, thirty Rockefeller Plaza
in New York City, and todo a performance of Total Eclipse of the
Heart with Heart the band Heart.Yeah, okay, and he did it.
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This is what it sounded like.We have a special show tonight.
Heart is our musical guest, andtoday is obviously the solar eclipse. So
we thought we have to do whatwe have to do. We have to
sing Total Eclipse of the Heart withHeart while watching the solar eclipse. Let's
do this terrible show. This isJohn heavy Allan. Then again a little
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bit on the top of the building, bring me clips join roun Heavy Alan,
then again singing that part, yeah, listening to the sun. He's
the turnaround now, then lively,nervous with the best of these years have
gone time Heavy Allen. Then Iget a little bit. Then it's really
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good. Yeah, I'm not asgood as table guy. I had a
pretty good They did this when itwas darting. That's pretty awesome. I
was doing too much, but that'spretty cool. I think I'd rather like
be chilling and looking at it.But if you want to do bits,
it's a pretty good bit. That'sa total eclipse of the heart with heart
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during a clip. That's a prettygood bit. Do you hate that song?
I don't hate it, you dosometimes. Then they got to the
chorus and I had a great time. Yeah, yeah, I'm a sucker
for it. I shouldn't like it, but I do. It's good.
I thought that was pretty awesome.People were like arrived there early to try
(15:05):
and get their spot, to takeit in or whatever. The best thing
about that was hearing Anne Wilson,who apparently all of a sudden can sing
again. There you go. Isaw her roll through here at the Majestic
Theater a few months back, andman, she just couldn't do the things
she used to doing. That thatmade you sad. Yeah, that was
(15:26):
a bummer to see. Anyway,go ahead, we's just jamming out.
She's out on that. That's whatJimmy Fallon did. Okay, on to
the butt story. But I wastold to present today from the eclipse God
who took Jeff part of Jeff andput them in me. All right,
Jeff, I got Julie's optimism andjoy but stuff freaky frice situation during the
(15:54):
eclipse yesterday. So I was alittle bit suspicious about this. So I've
told y'all about the granny panty trendwhen it comes to celebrities, how they
were all starting to wear granny panties, remember this, Yeah, And I've
seen more and more of that sinceI told y'all about that story, Like
a lot of people at some ofthese award shows or whatever, or even
(16:15):
not award shows, I've seen itout in the wild. Ladies will wear
these big granny panties but like asee through kind of skirt over it or
whatever. It's really happening. Let'sgo. There's another trend. The granny
panties have taken on a life oftheir own. And there's another trend now
that I have to tell you allabout. And I was a little suspicious
(16:36):
about this. In fact, Isaw via a picture of somebody who was
at Clyde Warren Park yesterday a pictureof two girls who had the top of
their but cracks hanging out on purposeon the way to the eclipse. Now
(16:56):
that could have been like a specialmoon mooning joke. Maybe okay, because
they're going to the eclipse like they'remooning everybody. But just part of their
butt was out. Yeah, likethe top part of their butt. They're
just sagging their their pants. Yeah, they had them like georts and their
top butt was hanging out. Ithink maybe just their pants didn't fit.
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So I thought it was just amood especial eclipse. Look like they're mooning
everybody. Okay, well it's not. This is a trend. This is
called butt cleavage, and it isthe latest celeb fashion trend. As they
both google butt cleavage. Yeah,I mean, I'm in, so this
is something that celebrities are doing.I'm in. Oh, yeah, that
(17:41):
looks great. Look at Katy Perry. So Katie Perry did this at the
Billboard Women in Music Awards, showedsome butt cleavage at the Dune premiere.
Noah Cyrus, Yeah he looks though. At Paris Fashion, Kurz looked gross.
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These designers are putting it on therunway. There's some designer named Masha
Popova. She's incorporating cutout butt cheekjeans into her shows. Julie, I
love this, and I think thatthis should really catch on. I think
it's great. Really, Yes,I think Zendaya having her butt out all
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the time is good. Katy Perrytoo, that's a good look butt cleavage.
So then if you have butt cleavage, do you still have the normal
top cleavage because that's too much?Yeah, I think you going on?
Yeah, I think you let ussee everything you got within league. Why
are we even man? That lookslike it would be really uncomfortable. That
(18:44):
looks so good, Well, youwould like it. But the fact that
you still like it tells me something. What that maybe you really are still
you? Oh no, this isjust well yeah, I mean unless you're
unless you're gay, uh huh,Because yeah, I very much appreciate that.
Katy Perry and Zendaiya are just puttingtheir butts out there for me to
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look at. I like that alot. I think that's cool of them.
I mean, yeah, Katy Perry'sso she has like this top top,
like tube top kind of thing on, like a corset. Yeah,
she has like a butt corset,and then the skirt has just a hole
going you would tighten but almost likeyour shoelaces where they cross ways a bunch
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of times, and that's how youtighten things. She's showing her whole butt.
She's got her butt crack. Isn'tthat like? Okay? When it
comes to the butt, isn't thatthe part that makes it like you're like
a private part? It depends whoyou are. Like somebody who's not famous
or hot was wearing that, theywould throw them off an airplane. Yeah,
(19:56):
but if you're hot or famous,we like it a lot. Okay,
So you have to be of acertain level of hot or celebrity,
yes, to show off your butt. Correct. Now, this is contrasting
with the type of bathing suit thatI see everywhere, including in Mexico last
week, where girls are just havingthe other part of their butt all the
way out. They're covering the middleand then they have the cheek out.
(20:19):
Yeah, so we have the buttcleavage in Katy Perry's situation, the middle
of the butt open to the worldwith the cheeks clothed. But now you
also it's acceptable to have your cheeksout with the strip of on a beach
fabric in between your butt. Idon't know which on a beach, I
(20:41):
don't know which part makes it private. I mean, I do know we
have a whole butt showing situation,though that is acceptable in public. Yeah,
we could piece together their whole buttif we had two pictures. Uh,
you guys know what the krena is? What the krena? No a,
I'm going to look it up.That is the formal term for the
(21:03):
cleft between the buttocks. Oh really, in other words, the butt crack.
Okay, thank you, Mike.Just the whole crack or just the
top cleavage part it says. Itjust says the cleft between the buttocks cleft
that I assume that runs the entiretyof the up and down of it.
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Wow, it is always fun whenyou find out a body part name that
you didn't know about, right,Yeah it is. I'm sorry I was
caught off guard there. Yeah.I like the whole development. I think
that the world is very exciting whenyou show just little pieces of things that
are supposed to be private. Ithink it's great. It is. It's
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a lot that's wrong with just wearinga normal clothes. It's a lot like
a low cut top. You're like, hey, because on Katy Perry you're
just seeing skin, Like you don'tsee thee of her butt, you don't
have the cheeks. It's just like, yeah, but here's a little bit
and you get you a little bitright here and you're like, ooh,
what about Samo, but you don'tget into it. And this is how
it happens, Like once it starts, once they the fashion designers start showing
(22:15):
this off on the runways, andthen the celebs start doing it. So
this is going to become a thingthat just regular people are perhaps going to
try. But you're saying you haveto be a certain level of hot to
pull it off. Well, itdepends on which one because I don't know
why. But like so Katie Perryis wearing a thong and then over it
is a corset style type of dressor skirt bottom that's not cinched all the
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way up, so you can seea little bit of inner cheek on each
cheek. And that doesn't look aslike this is not acceptable as Noah Cyris
who hers is just pants that thewhole thing is missing from like mid cracking
up like that looks like a plumber. Yeah, and that I think would
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you would not be allowed places plumbergerover here like I've been doing this forever.
No one cares, They don't meanto. Yeah, Zendia did it
right though, just a nice littlecircle out of each cheek is not there
of the pants? Yeah, wellTom Holland used to only be the one
(23:25):
who got to see it, butnow we all get a peek. Yeah,
you're still Jeff. You're still Jeff. I'm yep, well here on
Hollywood swing, and I've got tokeep everybody informed on the celebrity trends.
So now we have granny panties andbutt cleavage. You just everybody up to
(23:47):
date exactly and kept it moving.Yep. Those are two things that are
really important, all right. Comingup next in the best damn Sports segment
period, we do have some TexasRangers baseball nugs from Baseball Jesus and also
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