April 11, 2024 • 18 mins
What’s your favorite OJ Simpson memory? Let’s relive a funny interview he did that involved callers asking questions! Everything is going great for baby gorilla Jameela!
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It is one nothing in favor ofthe swing and A's that's okay just for
now. We'll get them. They'replaying in the top of the sixth.
The gray Wolf is out of thegame. The line probably doesn't look too
bad, but the rest of itwas not real good. Despite the fact
(00:34):
that he gave up only one run, five innings in one run. It's
gonna be hard to have a badbox school. Yeah, I know,
but if you saw it, hehad a lot of trouble today with stuff.
Well, Mike, the TV's behindme. I know, I know.
I just have to rely on you. That's why I'm telling you.
Thank you. I appreciate the updates. And Jake Latts, who I kind
of wanting to start seeing more of, is in the game now. He's
(01:00):
got two outs, top six,one nothing game. It's a strapping young
man. He's a good looking guy. Yep. It's not terribly out of
control just yet. We'll get him. We'll meet him, yep, we
will right now though, while theRangers try to give him a win,
we're trying to give you something here. All we have to give is what's
(01:22):
in our bucket. Yes, itis a big day in Jeff's bucket of
crap as I have to break somevery sad news to the Metroplex. Is
OJ Simpson has passed away. Yeah, that story broke good four hours ago.
I'm breaking the story. Ok,OJ Simpson passed away, Okay,
And I would like people to textsupporting you, thank you. I would
like people to text in what's yourfavorite OJ Simpson memory? Because boy,
(01:53):
the OJ murder trial I feel like, change the world in a lot of
different ways. Like I don't knowwhen the show Judge Judy started or any
of those other things, but theidea of televised court proceedings, I don't
(02:15):
like, I don't remember one beforethat, and I do, okay,
because I definitely feel like that onelaunched it into like I've watched some court
stuff. What it did is itkind of brought it back because when I
was a little kid, there werea couple of shows like that that were
wrong. One was called Day inCourt Okay, and it seems like there
(02:37):
was one or two more, andthen they kind of went away for a
while, and then about the timeof the OJ court situation, it's that
they all started to come back alittle bit, and you had the advent
of your Judge, Judy's and allthis other stuff. Our buddy Steve Shackelford
texted me and said that he wentas Judge Eto to Halloween one year judge
(03:00):
of the OJ trial. He justdoesn't for Halloween as a kid, Yes,
because a five year old, shesaid, his mom let him watch
everything. Well, I think weall owe a debt of gratitude to OJ
Simpson because if he hadn't maybe ormaybe not done what he did or didn't
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maybe do, then people wouldn't getto call into a talk show that had
him on and ask him questions.Uhh. And so my favorite OJ Simpson
memory is this TV show where forsome reason, this lady has him in
studio and I think that was KateDelaney. Wasn't Shoopy, that was I
(03:44):
believe she was the one hosting thisthe Sports Princess. Yeah, let's see,
Yeah it's Kate Delaney. Wow intwo thousand and seven. And I
just don't understand the uh, Idon't understand the any part of the idea,
like whoever first is like, howdo you think we could get Oj
in here? I may maybe whywhat? Well, we could talk to
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him and then we can have peoplecall in with questions. What do you
think they're going to ask him?Not real? I don't know, did
you do it? Yeah, that'sall that anybody wants to know. Anytime
OJ comes up, that's all anybodywants to talk about or think about it.
Well, we already know, notyour golf game. Like even the
people who say they don't think hedid it, they're lying. Yeah,
(04:30):
like they have just elected to useOJ for a purpose. They know he
killed two people. Allegedly everyone doeswell, but the smart moisters were out
in force on that show too.Let's find out, Mike, that's OJ
anything. Here's people calling in withquestions for OJ Simpson in two thousand and
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seven. Guys, Let's go toKevin. I believe in New Jersey.
Kevin, what's your question for OJ? Kevin, what's your question for Oji?
My kick Chris was wondering, doyou think it was a bigger feat
to break two thousand yards in oneseason or slice two next in one night.
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I'm having a little trouble Kevin hearingyou. Okay, so we're off
to a great start, and Iwant to point out that OJ just said
that he's having trouble hearing the caller. Okay, that's a lie which he's
not heard everything. And you'll knowthat he's that he heard the caller when
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the next caller asks him how he'sdoing and he says not too great or
whatever, because he heard the previouscaller and then lied about not hearing the
previous caller, and then the nextcaller having the genius to set up I
know you can hear me before hegets to his question. There are layers
to the bits happening here, andI support it. I all right,
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Alex is listening to us in Ohio. Hey Alex? Yeah, Hey Alex,
Hey, how are you doing?Not? Can you enage? Yes?
I can heed you, buddy.Yeah, I know when you played
for the forty nine ers. Yeahyeah, did you care about wash?
This is Steve? How you doing? Not too bested? It was reported
(06:20):
back during the famous chiase you knowthat went on in ninety four. Yes,
it was reported on CBS three hereand uh near in Philadelphia that Larry
meant he that you were squeezing yourhelmet. That was what, Hey,
how are you doing? Not that? Hey? Okay, you know had
(06:40):
a question for you know, witheverything that that Michael Vick has been going
through and being indicted. I wasjust wondering if you wanted to meet me
on the Jersey Shore to do therewe go? Well, that's no,
I don't mind. I mean,you know, people can say what if
they if they if it's negative ofwhat, as long as they're serious about
the course of there. It's easyto tell a joke, but it don't
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bother me. Oh yeah, youkill Bill Walsh died of leukemia, and
so for me, you know,I was I'm too young to have known
of OJ's greatness on the football field, but I am the right age to
appreciate that moment that he gave usin television and so that for that,
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I say thank you O. J. Simpson. And let's think the sports
princess too while we're at it.Yeah, she knew exactly what she was
doing, right. That's incredible providinga platform to the people, all the
people that have things they've been wantingto say to OJ. Here's your chance.
Could either of you get a holdof Kate Delaney? Like what real
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questions would people ask OJ at thatpoint in time that have that don't have
to do with that. I challengesomeone in two thousand and seven, all
in and talk football. Like,I guess, all right, we need
to get Kate Delaney on because Iwant to know was that her idea?
And what did she think was goingto happen? Yeah, like I could
get OJ in here, we'll openup the phones, and she knew what
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happened? What did you think wasgoing to happen? Mike's looking at his
phone because he thinks they might haveher number. Yeah, do you have
Kate's number? I? No,I don't have it, but you know
somebody who does. Let me see. Let me look around, go ahead,
okay, no, yeah, youlook around. America Tonight is the
show that she hosts. That soundsimportant. Okay, we need to get
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her America Tonight cover all of Americaevery night. Yeah, that's doing a
lot. That's big, It's huge. Let's see people's favorite OJ memories.
I don't know if I can readany of them. Uh when OJ got
caught in the heist getting his memorabiliaback in Vegas, Yeah, that was
a bad idea. Today is myfavorite memory of Oj the eighties Hurts rental
(08:58):
car commercials where he jumped over everythingrunning through the airport. I he just
impressed the hell out of me thathe jumped on Twitter after everything and it
was just fire off sports takes.Yeah, like, hey, Twitter,
world, keep an eye on Bostontoday. You get a congrats so Jay
(09:20):
and other news In Jeff's bucket ofcrap, we have a Jamila update.
My baby it's not your baby.Yes, it's a baby gorilla. She's
been taken from me that was bornat the Fort Worth Zoo. And we
talked to the doctor who cut openher mom did the C section. So
we're very close to the story.So we have to have all the follow
(09:41):
ups. But we already let youknow that baby Jamila had been moved to
Cleveland, where they were hoping thatone of their mama was out there would
be like, come here, Jamila, be your mom, because her mom
was like, get away from me, Birch. Her mom didn't really know
that she was her baby. Idon't think she didn't know that Jamila was
her or she's a bad person Gorilla. Maybe could just be a dead beat.
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She she mothered other gorillas, right, I think she was a loving,
doting mom for other gorilla. Yeah, but she was confused by the
whole situation because Jamila was cut outof her well Jamila could have been an
accident and she was just trying todistance. Maybe she wasn't really in love
with her dad. Yeah, she'slike an incredible night. You were an
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accident, don't come around here,find your own way. Well, Jamala
got sent to Cleveland, where theywere hopeful that they could find a Gorilla
troop that would accept Jamila, andthey did. Fredrika is the mama they
were hopeful for, and she pickedJamala up right away. Right, we
already had all that. Yeah,the updates are it's going swimming late really.
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Oh, everything is so good.Jamila is out there just getting treated
like a little baby. She's gotan older brother that's a butt heead,
so they had to kind of backhim away for a little bit. Jealous.
Yeah, he's a little rambunctious,they said, in a little rough.
So they're working through that. Oh, but they said this to be
expected, not one thing, it'sanother. He's the older toddler brother,
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they said, So it's to beexpected. So we're moving slowly and making
sure that Fredrika has time to bondwith Jamila because this guy like it's his
mom, right, and he's like, mom, you love me so much.
And she's like, yes, Ido, boy, come here,
and then Jamila showed up and Momwas like, ooh, a baby.
He's like mommy, mommy, andshe was like bow stiff arm, like
get away. We have a babyto take care of. So he's pissed.
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But and that happens in real lifetoo. Yeah, everybody wants to
be the only child and it's justand another one comes around. You had
to start the stiff arm and riderwhen it came around, like, oh,
back off. He to this daywhen she was a baby. And
even still he'll just randomly walk byhere and just whack like for no reason.
Does he think you like her better? No? I think I spread
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my love evenly pretty well. Whichone do you like better? Uh?
It depends on that. Which onedoes your husband? Everyone's being nicer?
Who was being nicer today? Writer? So this is a writer day?
Huh yeah, yes, big winfor writer. And I's dealing with some
big emotions lately. Do you doyou think it would be emotionally healthy if
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you just got like our little whiteboardwhere we write stuff sometimes, and you
had one at the house and youjust wrote at the top like mom winning
Mom's favorite kid. At the endof it each day. You make them
sit down and watch where you putthe tally. Honestly, that might work.
Like I'm trying to figure out thebest way to encourage good behavior and
reprimand bad behavior. And I thinkif I had a running tally of my
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favorite kid, yeah, because thesecond one of them is misbehaving, the
other one's like, yes, ma'am, mom, what would you like me
to do? They see their opportunitythere. Yeah. What you do is
you write the name of the onethat's being good at the start of every
day. M hm. But letthem know that this could change at any
time, and as the situation mightwarrant, rub it out and put the
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other one and then if that onegets out of a hand, go back
to the other. Brilliant. Ithink it is too We had to change
how we spell anna. We hadto add a letter somewhere, because I
think if you just wrote each oftheir names and every time they start fing
up, you erase one letter,and you're like, if we get to
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the end of the day and yourname is gone, guess who ain't getting
a favorite kid ballot today? Kindof like Hangman or whatever. Yeah,
yeah, look, and you're downto you better watch it. But now
a writer would start off with everyday with one more letter. Yeah,
we got to alter some spelling.We got to do a little something there.
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Maybe add an extra in three endsand nana yeah yeah yea yeah yeah
ye an exclamation point or something,or change your name to Hannah for anah.
On the front, Jamila has bondedvery well with Fredrika, her new
mom. And I saw Fredrika's boobs. I did two. I wish I
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didn't. That was my big takeawaywhen I was watching this story. First
of all, I had three takeaways. I was very sad that I still
haven't gotten to meet Jamila because shelooks so cute. I didn't know that
she would just write on a human'sback, like just like spread eagle,
like, well, they're training Jamilato write on human backs because that's how
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Fredrika likes to transport her kids.It was on her back. It was
really cute. And I really wanta little gorilla to write on my back
someday before I die. I promiseyou, I promise you. The gorilla
would never get a favorite child point. I bet there. I bet they
are tough. I bet they're tough. Emila would have her full name there
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every single day. I would neverscratch off a letter. But they're tough
too. I bet a gorilla istough though she's so sweet. So those
are two of my takeaways. Thelast takeaway was, yeah, maybe sweet,
but she's still a gorilla. Whatdo you know about gorillas? Yeah,
Mike that why do you hear thebaby gorilla? What if I am?
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But what if you are a babygorilla? Yeah, that would be
a good I think the reason isa great rebuttal, I know you are
what am I I think I Iview them as a handful because I think
baby gorilla is just abnormally strong fora little thing, and I feel like
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that would be a problem. Butwhen they're a baby, I think they're
not. Like we're still stronger thanthat. I doubt it only for a
couple of I don't know months.Maybe like their hands and they can just
destroy you. Yeah, like theygot big hands and they're strong, and
I feel like a baby gorilla thatgets mad at mom, if mom's a
human, might just choke you out. Oh yeah, I don't think so.
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That's what I think Jamila would doto you, is choke you out.
Well, that's very rude. Yeah, but Jamila's having a great time,
So we're gonna have to do afield trip to Cleveland. Then we'll
do it a little tailgate and thenwe'll go in and we'll be like,
hey, we're here for the Jamalashow. Yeah, we came to seize
our baby. You guys want todo a tailgate at the OJ funeral?
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Gate gate if we could get broadcastequipment out there, make hot dogs and
burgers, and then yeah, thedeal just died. Oh getting broadcast equipment
out there? Do we have broadcastequipment? We could bring our cell phones,
we could do something. Yeah.I think it would be a great
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event. I think we can geta lot of people to show up and
we can have fun. Our socialswould kill it. But I think did
you say that on purpose? Yeah? That all that matters. I just
think that we can have a reallyfun remote broadcast from the OJ funeral.
We can interview people. Do youthink his family members would be mad if
we were like, you want tohop on and we have some questions.
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I don't think that's giving them privacyor grace, which is what they asked
for. Today. We'll do theshow a couple hundred yards. We'll do
a couple one hundred yards away fromwhere the burial is happening, and we
won't bother family members. We'll interviewold friends and be like, do you
think you did it? Like afterit happened, was your initial reaction like
he would never or I could seeit? Do you think he can find
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it in anybody? He wrote abook if I did it, here's how
if I did it. If hedid it, which a court immediately ruled,
that's cool. Every one of thosethat sells goes to the Goldman family
who you killed allegedly. Rest inpeace to oj and congratulations to Jamila,
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who's crushing it. That's Jeff's bucketof crap. On whatever day of the
week this is coming up. Nextis time to do a little Hollywood swing
and Julie, where's that thing going? Well, let's see here I have.
I have a whole new set ofconjoined twins to tell you about.
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Over Abby and Brittany. There's somenew girls in town.
It is one nothing in favor ofthe swing and A's that's okay just for
now. We'll get them. They'replaying in the top of the sixth.
The gray Wolf is out of thegame. The line probably doesn't look too
bad, but the rest of itwas not real good. Despite the fact
(00:34):
that he gave up only one run, five innings in one run. It's
gonna be hard to have a badbox school. Yeah, I know,
but if you saw it, hehad a lot of trouble today with stuff.
Well, Mike, the TV's behindme. I know, I know.
I just have to rely on you. That's why I'm telling you.
Thank you. I appreciate the updates. And Jake Latts, who I kind
of wanting to start seeing more of, is in the game now. He's
(01:00):
got two outs, top six,one nothing game. It's a strapping young
man. He's a good looking guy. Yep. It's not terribly out of
control just yet. We'll get him. We'll meet him, yep, we
will right now though, while theRangers try to give him a win,
we're trying to give you something here. All we have to give is what's
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in our bucket. Yes, itis a big day in Jeff's bucket of
crap as I have to break somevery sad news to the Metroplex. Is
OJ Simpson has passed away. Yeah, that story broke good four hours ago.
I'm breaking the story. Ok,OJ Simpson passed away, Okay,
And I would like people to textsupporting you, thank you. I would
like people to text in what's yourfavorite OJ Simpson memory? Because boy,
(01:53):
the OJ murder trial I feel like, change the world in a lot of
different ways. Like I don't knowwhen the show Judge Judy started or any
of those other things, but theidea of televised court proceedings, I don't
(02:15):
like, I don't remember one beforethat, and I do, okay,
because I definitely feel like that onelaunched it into like I've watched some court
stuff. What it did is itkind of brought it back because when I
was a little kid, there werea couple of shows like that that were
wrong. One was called Day inCourt Okay, and it seems like there
(02:37):
was one or two more, andthen they kind of went away for a
while, and then about the timeof the OJ court situation, it's that
they all started to come back alittle bit, and you had the advent
of your Judge, Judy's and allthis other stuff. Our buddy Steve Shackelford
texted me and said that he wentas Judge Eto to Halloween one year judge
(03:00):
of the OJ trial. He justdoesn't for Halloween as a kid, Yes,
because a five year old, shesaid, his mom let him watch
everything. Well, I think weall owe a debt of gratitude to OJ
Simpson because if he hadn't maybe ormaybe not done what he did or didn't
(03:21):
maybe do, then people wouldn't getto call into a talk show that had
him on and ask him questions.Uhh. And so my favorite OJ Simpson
memory is this TV show where forsome reason, this lady has him in
studio and I think that was KateDelaney. Wasn't Shoopy, that was I
(03:44):
believe she was the one hosting thisthe Sports Princess. Yeah, let's see,
Yeah it's Kate Delaney. Wow intwo thousand and seven. And I
just don't understand the uh, Idon't understand the any part of the idea,
like whoever first is like, howdo you think we could get Oj
in here? I may maybe whywhat? Well, we could talk to
(04:09):
him and then we can have peoplecall in with questions. What do you
think they're going to ask him?Not real? I don't know, did
you do it? Yeah, that'sall that anybody wants to know. Anytime
OJ comes up, that's all anybodywants to talk about or think about it.
Well, we already know, notyour golf game. Like even the
people who say they don't think hedid it, they're lying. Yeah,
(04:30):
like they have just elected to useOJ for a purpose. They know he
killed two people. Allegedly everyone doeswell, but the smart moisters were out
in force on that show too.Let's find out, Mike, that's OJ
anything. Here's people calling in withquestions for OJ Simpson in two thousand and
(04:51):
seven. Guys, Let's go toKevin. I believe in New Jersey.
Kevin, what's your question for OJ? Kevin, what's your question for Oji?
My kick Chris was wondering, doyou think it was a bigger feat
to break two thousand yards in oneseason or slice two next in one night.
(05:13):
I'm having a little trouble Kevin hearingyou. Okay, so we're off
to a great start, and Iwant to point out that OJ just said
that he's having trouble hearing the caller. Okay, that's a lie which he's
not heard everything. And you'll knowthat he's that he heard the caller when
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the next caller asks him how he'sdoing and he says not too great or
whatever, because he heard the previouscaller and then lied about not hearing the
previous caller, and then the nextcaller having the genius to set up I
know you can hear me before hegets to his question. There are layers
to the bits happening here, andI support it. I all right,
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Alex is listening to us in Ohio. Hey Alex? Yeah, Hey Alex,
Hey, how are you doing?Not? Can you enage? Yes?
I can heed you, buddy.Yeah, I know when you played
for the forty nine ers. Yeahyeah, did you care about wash?
This is Steve? How you doing? Not too bested? It was reported
(06:20):
back during the famous chiase you knowthat went on in ninety four. Yes,
it was reported on CBS three hereand uh near in Philadelphia that Larry
meant he that you were squeezing yourhelmet. That was what, Hey,
how are you doing? Not that? Hey? Okay, you know had
(06:40):
a question for you know, witheverything that that Michael Vick has been going
through and being indicted. I wasjust wondering if you wanted to meet me
on the Jersey Shore to do therewe go? Well, that's no,
I don't mind. I mean,you know, people can say what if
they if they if it's negative ofwhat, as long as they're serious about
the course of there. It's easyto tell a joke, but it don't
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bother me. Oh yeah, youkill Bill Walsh died of leukemia, and
so for me, you know,I was I'm too young to have known
of OJ's greatness on the football field, but I am the right age to
appreciate that moment that he gave usin television and so that for that,
(07:24):
I say thank you O. J. Simpson. And let's think the sports
princess too while we're at it.Yeah, she knew exactly what she was
doing, right. That's incredible providinga platform to the people, all the
people that have things they've been wantingto say to OJ. Here's your chance.
Could either of you get a holdof Kate Delaney? Like what real
(07:45):
questions would people ask OJ at thatpoint in time that have that don't have
to do with that. I challengesomeone in two thousand and seven, all
in and talk football. Like,I guess, all right, we need
to get Kate Delaney on because Iwant to know was that her idea?
And what did she think was goingto happen? Yeah, like I could
get OJ in here, we'll openup the phones, and she knew what
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happened? What did you think wasgoing to happen? Mike's looking at his
phone because he thinks they might haveher number. Yeah, do you have
Kate's number? I? No,I don't have it, but you know
somebody who does. Let me see. Let me look around, go ahead,
okay, no, yeah, youlook around. America Tonight is the
show that she hosts. That soundsimportant. Okay, we need to get
(08:33):
her America Tonight cover all of Americaevery night. Yeah, that's doing a
lot. That's big, It's huge. Let's see people's favorite OJ memories.
I don't know if I can readany of them. Uh when OJ got
caught in the heist getting his memorabiliaback in Vegas, Yeah, that was
a bad idea. Today is myfavorite memory of Oj the eighties Hurts rental
(08:58):
car commercials where he jumped over everythingrunning through the airport. I he just
impressed the hell out of me thathe jumped on Twitter after everything and it
was just fire off sports takes.Yeah, like, hey, Twitter,
world, keep an eye on Bostontoday. You get a congrats so Jay
(09:20):
and other news In Jeff's bucket ofcrap, we have a Jamila update.
My baby it's not your baby.Yes, it's a baby gorilla. She's
been taken from me that was bornat the Fort Worth Zoo. And we
talked to the doctor who cut openher mom did the C section. So
we're very close to the story.So we have to have all the follow
(09:41):
ups. But we already let youknow that baby Jamila had been moved to
Cleveland, where they were hoping thatone of their mama was out there would
be like, come here, Jamila, be your mom, because her mom
was like, get away from me, Birch. Her mom didn't really know
that she was her baby. Idon't think she didn't know that Jamila was
her or she's a bad person Gorilla. Maybe could just be a dead beat.
(10:03):
She she mothered other gorillas, right, I think she was a loving,
doting mom for other gorilla. Yeah, but she was confused by the
whole situation because Jamila was cut outof her well Jamila could have been an
accident and she was just trying todistance. Maybe she wasn't really in love
with her dad. Yeah, she'slike an incredible night. You were an
(10:24):
accident, don't come around here,find your own way. Well, Jamala
got sent to Cleveland, where theywere hopeful that they could find a Gorilla
troop that would accept Jamila, andthey did. Fredrika is the mama they
were hopeful for, and she pickedJamala up right away. Right, we
already had all that. Yeah,the updates are it's going swimming late really.
(10:46):
Oh, everything is so good.Jamila is out there just getting treated
like a little baby. She's gotan older brother that's a butt heead,
so they had to kind of backhim away for a little bit. Jealous.
Yeah, he's a little rambunctious,they said, in a little rough.
So they're working through that. Oh, but they said this to be
expected, not one thing, it'sanother. He's the older toddler brother,
(11:07):
they said, So it's to beexpected. So we're moving slowly and making
sure that Fredrika has time to bondwith Jamila because this guy like it's his
mom, right, and he's like, mom, you love me so much.
And she's like, yes, Ido, boy, come here,
and then Jamila showed up and Momwas like, ooh, a baby.
He's like mommy, mommy, andshe was like bow stiff arm, like
get away. We have a babyto take care of. So he's pissed.
(11:30):
But and that happens in real lifetoo. Yeah, everybody wants to
be the only child and it's justand another one comes around. You had
to start the stiff arm and riderwhen it came around, like, oh,
back off. He to this daywhen she was a baby. And
even still he'll just randomly walk byhere and just whack like for no reason.
Does he think you like her better? No? I think I spread
(11:54):
my love evenly pretty well. Whichone do you like better? Uh?
It depends on that. Which onedoes your husband? Everyone's being nicer?
Who was being nicer today? Writer? So this is a writer day?
Huh yeah, yes, big winfor writer. And I's dealing with some
big emotions lately. Do you doyou think it would be emotionally healthy if
(12:18):
you just got like our little whiteboardwhere we write stuff sometimes, and you
had one at the house and youjust wrote at the top like mom winning
Mom's favorite kid. At the endof it each day. You make them
sit down and watch where you putthe tally. Honestly, that might work.
Like I'm trying to figure out thebest way to encourage good behavior and
reprimand bad behavior. And I thinkif I had a running tally of my
(12:41):
favorite kid, yeah, because thesecond one of them is misbehaving, the
other one's like, yes, ma'am, mom, what would you like me
to do? They see their opportunitythere. Yeah. What you do is
you write the name of the onethat's being good at the start of every
day. M hm. But letthem know that this could change at any
time, and as the situation mightwarrant, rub it out and put the
(13:03):
other one and then if that onegets out of a hand, go back
to the other. Brilliant. Ithink it is too We had to change
how we spell anna. We hadto add a letter somewhere, because I
think if you just wrote each oftheir names and every time they start fing
up, you erase one letter,and you're like, if we get to
(13:24):
the end of the day and yourname is gone, guess who ain't getting
a favorite kid ballot today? Kindof like Hangman or whatever. Yeah,
yeah, look, and you're downto you better watch it. But now
a writer would start off with everyday with one more letter. Yeah,
we got to alter some spelling.We got to do a little something there.
(13:46):
Maybe add an extra in three endsand nana yeah yeah yea yeah yeah
ye an exclamation point or something,or change your name to Hannah for anah.
On the front, Jamila has bondedvery well with Fredrika, her new
mom. And I saw Fredrika's boobs. I did two. I wish I
(14:11):
didn't. That was my big takeawaywhen I was watching this story. First
of all, I had three takeaways. I was very sad that I still
haven't gotten to meet Jamila because shelooks so cute. I didn't know that
she would just write on a human'sback, like just like spread eagle,
like, well, they're training Jamilato write on human backs because that's how
(14:35):
Fredrika likes to transport her kids.It was on her back. It was
really cute. And I really wanta little gorilla to write on my back
someday before I die. I promiseyou, I promise you. The gorilla
would never get a favorite child point. I bet there. I bet they
are tough. I bet they're tough. Emila would have her full name there
(14:56):
every single day. I would neverscratch off a letter. But they're tough
too. I bet a gorilla istough though she's so sweet. So those
are two of my takeaways. Thelast takeaway was, yeah, maybe sweet,
but she's still a gorilla. Whatdo you know about gorillas? Yeah,
Mike that why do you hear thebaby gorilla? What if I am?
(15:20):
But what if you are a babygorilla? Yeah, that would be
a good I think the reason isa great rebuttal, I know you are
what am I I think I Iview them as a handful because I think
baby gorilla is just abnormally strong fora little thing, and I feel like
(15:43):
that would be a problem. Butwhen they're a baby, I think they're
not. Like we're still stronger thanthat. I doubt it only for a
couple of I don't know months.Maybe like their hands and they can just
destroy you. Yeah, like theygot big hands and they're strong, and
I feel like a baby gorilla thatgets mad at mom, if mom's a
human, might just choke you out. Oh yeah, I don't think so.
(16:04):
That's what I think Jamila would doto you, is choke you out.
Well, that's very rude. Yeah, but Jamila's having a great time,
So we're gonna have to do afield trip to Cleveland. Then we'll
do it a little tailgate and thenwe'll go in and we'll be like,
hey, we're here for the Jamalashow. Yeah, we came to seize
our baby. You guys want todo a tailgate at the OJ funeral?
(16:30):
Gate gate if we could get broadcastequipment out there, make hot dogs and
burgers, and then yeah, thedeal just died. Oh getting broadcast equipment
out there? Do we have broadcastequipment? We could bring our cell phones,
we could do something. Yeah.I think it would be a great
(16:52):
event. I think we can geta lot of people to show up and
we can have fun. Our socialswould kill it. But I think did
you say that on purpose? Yeah? That all that matters. I just
think that we can have a reallyfun remote broadcast from the OJ funeral.
We can interview people. Do youthink his family members would be mad if
we were like, you want tohop on and we have some questions.
(17:14):
I don't think that's giving them privacyor grace, which is what they asked
for. Today. We'll do theshow a couple hundred yards. We'll do
a couple one hundred yards away fromwhere the burial is happening, and we
won't bother family members. We'll interviewold friends and be like, do you
think you did it? Like afterit happened, was your initial reaction like
he would never or I could seeit? Do you think he can find
(17:37):
it in anybody? He wrote abook if I did it, here's how
if I did it. If hedid it, which a court immediately ruled,
that's cool. Every one of thosethat sells goes to the Goldman family
who you killed allegedly. Rest inpeace to oj and congratulations to Jamila,
(18:03):
who's crushing it. That's Jeff's bucketof crap. On whatever day of the
week this is coming up. Nextis time to do a little Hollywood swing
and Julie, where's that thing going? Well, let's see here I have.
I have a whole new set ofconjoined twins to tell you about.
(18:26):
Over Abby and Brittany. There's somenew girls in town.
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