041224 300 Jeff's Bucket of Crap

Jeff has an OJ note! Rhynes might have a couple relatives that killed someone! A live artillery shell was found in a backyard in Duncanville!  

Episode Transcript

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We are out today at the OmnipgaFrisco Resort where it is as far as
the eye can see golf shots.Oh, nothing but golf shots. Yeah,
it's what they do out here.They do golf shot and shots.
Yes, golf and shots. That'swhat I really meant. Yeah, yeah,

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let's see just a little bit.We're gonna do a little Hollywood swinging.
But right now, yeah, havewe got anything to give here or
we have to give? Is what'sin our bucket? Thank you, Jerry.
This is normally called Jeff's Bucket ofCrap. I'm gonna announce that Jeff's
Bucket of Crap hasn't started yet,because that's a weird way to enter a
guest, just to say it's thebucket of crap and an intro a guest.

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So we're gonna say that that's yescorrect now. Also, I want
to get something knocked out just realquick. Somebody out there who wants to
see Patton Oswalt at the Majestic Theateron May third, or yeah, May
third? Firing a talkback on theiHeart app. Used the talkback feature,
leave your name or email address,your phone number and tel groups. I
want to see paton Oswalt and you'llget that. Now, let's welcome in

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our guest, Nicole Mayberry, themarketing manager for Omnipga Frisco Resort. Thank
you for having us out here.Thank you for having me on the show.
It is so glorious a place.How big is that screen over there
that the Masters is on? Itis nine twenty square feet. Wow,
everything's bigger in Texas. That isnine square feet of glorious golf shots.

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Absolutely, So I had never I'dnever been out here, and so now
that I am and I'm looking around, I have questions that some might say
are stupid questions, but I feellike I might represent some people here,
so I'm going to ask them.All right, bring it on. There
are bars, there are restaurants,there are shops, there's a driving ranger's
a giant pudding green, there's actualgolf courses. There are all of these

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different things. How many of thesethings could I just drive out here to
the Omnipga Frisco Resort Park and godo? Like? How much of this
means I have to stay somewhere?How much can I just come do stuff?
Yeah, it's a great question.So everything at PGA Frisco is actually
open and available to the public.The two eighteen whole golf courses Field Ranch

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East, Field Ranch West or bothpublic courses that anyone can book a tea
time. We also have the parthree ten whole course called the Swing.
Anyone can come out and play that. And then we have a two acre
natural grass putting green right behind mecalled the Dance Floor, and that is
free if you bring your own putterand golf balls. So again, anyone
can come out and learn how toplay golf, put around, they can
play the short course. We havethirteen different dining options on property. Some

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of them are full scale restaurants,some are coffee shops. We have an
ice cream parlor, we have TexasBarbecue, fine dining, we have it
all. Anything and everything that youguys could want is available for anyone to
come out and check out. Wow. So I imagine some people will just
come and like maybe make a wholeweekend of it. Yeah, at the
Omni Golf Shop, eat some icecream. Do are people even like coming

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from out of town and it's quitea draw. Yeah. So the resort
opened in on May second, twentytwenty three, So we're coming up on
one year. It has five hundredguest rooms and then ten exclusive ranch homes
and so you can bring the family. You can Yeah, the ranch homes
they're beautiful. So you can bringthe family. You can do you know,
a couple's vacation, you can dobachelor parties, bachelorette parties, guys'

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golf trips. There's really something foreveryone. And you know, if you're
staying at the resort, we dohave some exclusive activities for resort guests.
But once you come down to thedistrict, it's Fairgate. Let's open to
everyone to come have a good time. Well, the district is super cool.
And now what do you guys doin food wise? We were talking
about it a little bit, thetaste of Augusta. So if you're out
here right now it's a master's weekend, what is our menu looking like?

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Yeah, so the three restaurants inthe district, we have Lounge by Top
Golf, ice House and Ryder CupGrill. We've picked the menu items from
the past three tournament champions and soover at ice House we have the Scotty
Burger. It's a real healthy servingof a giant cheeseburger. In honor of
Scotti shuffler. At Lounge by TopGolf, we have the Hedecuments whom a
poke bowl and then other Ryder cupgrill. We have a John Rahm Spanish

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piea that you can enjoy, andthen all of our outlets also have the
signature Azelia cocktail too, So it'sa fun way to come out and eat
your way through the golf track.Haven't they been out here and eaten their
meals? They haven't. We invitedthem, but I think they had other
play on Scotty I know. Imean maybe if maybe, if the baby
comes early and he jets back toDallas, you can get him up here.

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So well, I will tell youthat I just ate at the ice
house. Very good, awesome.I didn't have the what do you have
over there, Scotty Burger? Yeah, I didn't have a Scotti burger.
Did you have a pimento cheese sandwich? Actually? I had the pulled pork.
It was damn good. Yes,highly recommend. How many how many
dumplings do you give it? Igive it four? Four dumplings. That's

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a high grade. That's an incrediblyhigh grade. That's right, because I
hate everything. Oh well, gladyou liked ISAs. I'll take it as
a win. Yeah, okay,do you sorry, Ja, do you
have a favorite place to eat outhere, because you're out here every day.
I like Ryder Cup Grill. Theyhave a street corn caesar that I
don't know what they put in it, but it is the best caesar solid

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I've ever had. They make theirown little corn bread crutons. Oh yeah,
it's kind of silly, but theyhit. It's probably a fun place
to work because you can also enjoyall of these amenities. Yeah, it's
a tough job being out here onthis beautiful day hanging out with you guys.
But all the restaurants are really great. I mean the Margaret's Cones and
Cups, which is our ice creamparlor, the ice Cream's Delicious ice House.

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You're never gonna go hungry with theTexas Barbecue. So there's really something
for everyone out here. So allof them have kid menus too, so
you know, families can come outand enjoy it. Kids can get chicken
nuggets, the parents can have acocktail. It's aw great. This is
Nicole Mayberry. She's the marketing managerfor Omnipga Frisco Resort where we are right
now now to be working at theOmnipga Frisco Resort. Does that mean that

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you like golf, love golf,play golf, or does it mean that
you love marketing and managing a littlebit of both? Okay, love golf,
love to play golf. And thenthe fact that I can do it
is part of my job is ahuge win. So it's awesome. Yeah,
this is this is a dream job. It's a great place. Well,
thank you so much for having usout here, and thank you so
much for jumping on with us.Thanks you the best. Thank you guys.
That is Nicole Mayberry. She's themarketing manager at her She has so

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many fans and we're so thankful thatshe came out and joined us. Now,
it's Jeff's bucket of crap, allright? That, yes, was
not very important radio. That washis that was attached. Yes, this
is Jeff's bucket of crap. Ihave an OJ note for you. Oh
okay, I mean oh no,no, we're not doing O J.

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Jones? What else? They toldyou to take a stab at the OJ
note. Cancer was arrested, butthe family put out a statement saying,
hey, we're looking for the realkiller. Okay, we're crushing it at
someone doing. He's got a tightfive and a Reiner shirt on, which
is pretty great. This is justsomething I saw this morning that makes me

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think that he probably confessed to abunch of people. But we're not going
to get to know oh. Ojis said to have made all of his
visitors, including his family, signNDA agreements if they wanted to visit him
in the days before he died.And you think that's why. So if
you came to see OJ in thedays before he died, on your way

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in the door, you weren't allowedto bring your phone in and you had
to sign an NDA. He wasin there spilling the baby. I think
he was on his deathbed. Hewas just telling everyone the truth. Yeah,
because that's the rules, right,as long as you repent right before
you go, you get to goto heaven. Yeah. So he was
like, that's the way I understand. Yeah. So he was like,
look, here's the thing, guys, it's been seventy six years. It's
been a long time since I mayor may not have murdered a couple of

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people with a knife. But wehave reached the point where I know I'm
going so I have to say I'msorry, but also you have to sign
an NDA because I don't want peopleto know that I did it. Wow.
So yeah, that's what just happened. I wonder what they were thinking
when they were like, I'm justgonna go check on OJ and give them
my well wishes, and then they'reasked to sign an NDA. They have
to be a little excited, right, I don't know, because I couldn't

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have put myself in the choose ofbeing a family member, because like Magic
Johnson last night fired off a tweetthat like named each of OJ's children.
He's like, my thoughts and myprayers are with you, guys, because
like you're losing a parent, right, very sad. Yes, but I
couldn't imagine being the child of someonewho probably did what he did, Like

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I don't know, yeah, becauseit's hard to distance when you're the child.
Yeah, and then when you walkin and it's like, by the
way, you have to sign anNDA to see your dad, you go,
my dad's about to tell me hedid it. Huh. I'd probably
run away, like I don't wantto know. Yeah, I think that's
what I do too. I justforget it. I mean, I guess
you could say you want people tosign an NDA just because of maybe the

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state that you're in or maybe him. I don't know it, get it
that close. Like, I waswith an aunt of mine when she was
on her way out hospice cancer,and there's no way that two or three
days before she would have the wherewithalto know be like and h make sure
people are signing NDA's and thinking thatprocess through. That wasn't happening a few

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days before she passed. Yeah.On the other hand, she probably never
killed anybody. I'm gonna go brotheronly, I'm well that idea. I
gotta tell you my mom, herfamily's tough. If you told me Uncle
Chip had bodies in the back,like his name's Chip, I got an
uncle name. There's nothing wrong withthe name Chip. He looks like Chip.

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It's kind of weird having an unclenamed Chip. Isn't it that sounds
like a kid? Yeah? Itis, really it does. Do you
think Chip's a kid name? Yourname is not Chip. You stop it,
sir. I don't see Chip isa kid name. I see it
as it like forty five to fiftyfive year old man name. Really,
Yeah, because I think of aChip and it's like it's a for kids.
I think a chip on my threesons. I don't know if that

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means no or I think of likea chocolate chip. Either way, it's
something that I don't know. Itmakes me think of a child. But
no, I wouldn't be surprised UncleChip had somebodies in the back. You
guys, have any family members thatever killed anybody. I have a couple
who might have. I don't knowif they did or not, but I
have a couple of I had acouple of uncles that were rather shady.

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Yeah, were they out there inpool halls mixing it up? Well?
One was the bootlegger. That isbootlegger puts you if you had to power
rank the jobs in the history ofAmerica outside of the military, that up
the likelihood of having to commit murderto get the job done. Bootlegging's up

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there, man. Yeah. Andhe was my uncle Shorty. So that's
another thing. Uncle Shorty's killed again. Is he still with us? No,
he's not, Okay, we cantalk about it. He killed.
Yeah, I would would not besurprised Uncle Shorty the bootleg. Yeah,
because of his name and because he'sa bootlegger. Because he was kind of
a shall we say free spirit anyway, what does that mean? Was he

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into hard drugs? Kind of?Yeah? He had cut some corners on
you. Okay, Julie, youhave any family members committed convicted of a
felony? No. I think we'repretty free and clear in my family.
But I do hope that Kevin startsdoing drop interviews again, so you can

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use both of those questions you askedMike an me. Any family members are
killing buddy? Were convicted of afelony or no? Huh, light color
crime something like that. No,these golfers are in matching golf shirts.
They're like tight, I blue.I bet it's a bachelor party. It
might be there hats. I thinkmatch too. That's sweet. Okay,
so if it is a bachelor party, it definitely is. There's six matching

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shirts, well five. I thinkthat Nike ones just close. It may
not be exact. Do you thinkthat they did that themselves? It had
to be a wife that did it, right, Yeah, I don't know,
of course it is. Here's onethat's a little out of whack over
here, this guy bringing up therear. Yeah, he's a little off.
But now for at least the samepattern kind of deal. They're trying
to be the same or maybe he'sthe captain of the budget. Yeah,

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and they got hats that say lostamigos or something like that. They're matching
their batching party. Dude, thoseguys are hammered. They've played fifty four
today and those are their wives andgirlfriends in the pinks. They're matching,
or maybe they're mixing, matching,Eh what maybe maybe they're mixing matching wives
and girlfriends. That mean, areyou saying that those people are wife swapping.

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Maybe you're blue and you'll all bein pink, and let's just put
it blue with a pink and seewhat happens. Nose. They're adults,
they're real people. I'll never talkto them again. So I'm just making
up stories. Have you been drinking? I'm just trying to keep it exciting
on here. She been cranking itup a little bit on her jewels,
Yes, she has Groovy's giving methree. I'll tell you. I'll tell

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you what Grooby. On a scaleof one to five five, I'm at
point five half whatever, okay,point five halfs okay. So that's how
we're gonna measure your drinking levels?Is that half? And what is the
scale? I think we could?Okay, well zero to five. I
guess if you're at point five,you're I'm at point five. It was
a point five one of those soundlike it's too quick. I can't stop

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it. Okay, what about Jeff? What's jeff scales zero to five?
I'm not a a min udge.I was just wondering what noise we were
going to use for your scale?As all as Afing and Grooby understood what
I meant. Yeah, that's goingto be your scale. Once I've had

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a beer. That's a It's likeyeah. The authorities in duncan Bell Find
found a live artillery shell in aresidential backyard last night, evacuating several homes
and calling the US Armed Forces todispose it. Police officers responded a little

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before four point thirty pm to suspiciousactivity in the thirteen hundred block of Circle
Drive near South Main Street. Thecaller reported that he found a missile shaped
object while digging in his backyard.Department officials set in a news release,
could you imagine, did you guysknow there's just missiles out in the in

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people's yards. Mike, you knewthis, didn't you. Yeah, where's
that missile from? What's that?What? War? Digging? Why?
Why do we have artillery in theground? I don't know, the Civil
War, civil war maybe like theMexican War. What really throws me off
is the word live lie artillery shell, which it was ready to go.

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Yeah. Yeah, so they builtyour house over and missile? Would they
have to disclose that to you?You're about to buy it. They got
to tell you. They got totell you, they know, they got
to tell you. And that's Duncanvilletoo, Yeah, Duncanville. What was
going on in Duncanville? How closeis Duncanville to the Alamo? The answer
long, boy, Yeah, it'snot very close. Long It sounded good,

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Jeff. Question was asked with theconviction again somebody was somebody was rolling
down to the Alamo back in theday and one fell off the wagon.
Yeah, Kim Wisdom Road. Yeah, and present day Duncanville. And they
were just like I just kicked somedirt over it and then found it later.
Uh yeah, they were. Theythey learned it was a live artillery

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shell after they X rayed it.The Dallas Police's bomb squad came out,
and then the US Air Force's ExplosiveOrdnance Disposal was contacted. They responded to
the scene, and they apply quoteclassified techniques and special procedures to lessen or
totally remove the hazards created by thepresence of unexploded ordnance. I don't know

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what that means, but I don'twant that job. No, I don't
either. You just show with thescrewdriver that they didn't secret stuff to make
sure that it wouldn't hurt anybody,They wouldn't go off. The caller told
authorities the previous owner of the homewas a US veteran and quote likely buried
the artillery shell years ago. Okay, well that makes more sense what police

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officials said. They do not believethere is an ongoing risk to the public.
Well, there might be three feetto the left or three feet to
the right. It is not clearif the shell has been removed from the
area. No additional details were immediatelyavailable. But yeah, well yeah,
right down there, just right thereby by fearless tattoos, live artillery geez

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just hanged by, ain't and outthere. Travis Kelsey got his diploma from
the University of Cincinnati and chucked thebear on the stage. I saw that.
Yeah, so that Can you justgive someone a diploma without them actually
finishing their schooling? Sure he can. So I think he got I think
he graduated, but he just nevergot his diploma. That's why I get
confused. Yeah, I guess theKelsey brothers had graduated okay, but hadn't

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been able to celebrate that accomplishment ata commencement ceremony. Oh, because they
were busy. I got from UTA. I don't know they gave it to
me. But you so did you? You didn't. You didn't graduate well
more or less, You didn't fulfillthe requirements to graduate more or less.
And then you got You got allfamous and they were like, here's your

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diploma because they want to claim younow. Yeah, they like now,
Yeah, that's pretty badass. Yeah. They held an event. Travis and
Jason Kelsey held an event at theUniversity of Cincinnati's fifth third Arena. It
was the live broadcast of their NewHeights podcast I was telling you all about.
Yes, Taylor was spotted at dinnerwith them the night before in Cincinnati.
She jump on. I know shedidn't jump on, and I don't

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think she was spotted at the show, but that's where all this went down.
He was chugging a beer. Thelive podcast, especially in an arena
full of people, is interesting tome because a podcast is just sitting around
talking. You feel this need toengage the crowd, really engage the crowd.
I've seen this with various people likethis Gal Caitlin Bristow, who was
famous from the Bachelor, and shegoes around like on tour doing live podcasts.

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But then she ends up just likechugging a whole bunch of alcohol and
dancing on stage and it just turnsinto a party. And I think that's
kind of what happened yesterday. Soit's probably not the finest foot for their
podcast, but they have a greattime with the crowd. Yeah. I
think they talk a little bit andthen dance. Well yeah, they just
got their diplomas that they had alreadyearned years ago. And then Travis,
they played fight for your right toparty. Christ chugged a beer and that

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is Taylor Swift's boyfriend, Julie.Yeah, fight for you. You're right,
chug Bear guy is dating your hero. She's in her party era.
She needs she needs to grow up. This she needed the last one.
The last one was way too seriousand he did not like to have fun,
and he did not like to bein public, and he took her
down a very bad path of depression. And now she's just ready to party

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and have fun. She's just takingout. Okay, she had her wild
years. She is. We'll seewho she's dating in two and a half
years. That's when she'll be readyto settle down. Yeah, that's Jeff's
bucket of crap coming up. Nextwe go Hollywood, Swing and Jewel.
Where were headed? Well, it'sa sad day for senior love.