April 16, 2024 • 22 mins
We have some sad conjoined twins news but our discussion was insane! Scottie Scheffler partied at the Inwood Tavern to celebrate his Masters win!
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That's when we get violence. Allright. Five three is our time.
This is the Freak and we arethe Speakeasy, and we got buy another
hour left. Seems as though thebest thing to come out of the Ranger
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game today was the performance of theGray Wolf, who seems to be getting
back on track. He was prettygood in his last doubting and even better
today. So we need people topitch the ball. Well, So if
John Gray wants to do that,I want him to know that I'm good
with that. Yes, I'm goodwith that too. That would be fine.
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Yes, if indeed that is what'shappening. And by all accounts,
everything I'm seeing here is I scanaround a little bit and kind of scan
over what guys have to say.He was the best thing they had going
today in this game. If wecould do some of the hitting things,
that'd be cool. That'd be coolto do a little mashing, get back
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to who we are. That wouldhelp. Right now, it's five four
here on the Freak, I'll startI dare you all right? You think
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you've got fun? Drive, youthink you have fun? Well, it's
kind of She's kind of dominated todaywhen you think about it. It's true,
I have. Yeah, you havebeen crushing it. I'm sorry.
This one's fun, but it's alsosad. It's actually not fun. I
changed my mind, but you stillwant to do it? Working through it
right now? Okay. I wasn'tprepared to answer the question. Is the
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story fun? It's not really thatfun, damn it. I feel like
you talking about the AI beauty pageanthas made other people find it because now
it's shown up on my feed andit's not right. What do you mean
they're all too hot? They're notreal? Are you getting turned on by
AI people during the show? Jack? Yeah, to me, that just
came out. Top half on thisgirl. Let me see great. Anyone
(02:50):
can have a perfect top half Ifit's Ai, she's looking so good.
Boy, they do too. Igotta get me an AI girl. You
can. It's easy. If you'rean AI girl and you're listening text in
hit me up. You're wearing alittle pager thing. Okay, So we've
been talking a lot about conjoined twinson the show. I don't know why.
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Yeah, I don't know where itcame from. But can join twins
have taken over the news cycle?They have? Or it goes back to
the thing where everything's listening. Andbecause we've talked about conjoined twins, all
of our computers are feeding us thatcan joined news. It's true, it's
true. We're in the pipe.Maybe they'll start feeding us AI stuff.
(03:39):
Don't do that. I think padsare always always listening. There's no way
this laptop, our work laptops can'tbe listening. Our work laptops are made
in nineteen eighty six. They're listening. They have the nipple mouse, nipple
mouse in the middle of the keyboard. The nipple is actually soaking everything in
in the middle of our key Theoriginal listener as the state pad nip.
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Yes, so I was fed anotherconjoined twins story today from my right pad.
Make it fun. It's it's unfortunatebecause it involves some conjoined twins passing
away. Oh that's what you pickfor fun. Drive stop it. But
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the story is kind of cool becausethey lived to be sixty two years old.
That's gotta be a good run forconjoined twins. They're the oldest living
conjoined twins. They were. They'renot the oldest living they were, Oh
okay, they were. How manypair are there? Like, are there
more than a hundred of the menthere, or do we have a news
story on every conjoined twin. There'snot many. Conjoined twins occur once in
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every fifty thousand to sixty thousand births. I wish I was one. You
wish you had a twin attached toyou? No, I just said it.
I definitely don't want that at all. If you did, would you
want it to be a boy ora girl? I would want it to
not be a part of me.Well, that's not the question, Jeff,
I guess i'd wanted to be ahot chick. That wasn't the question.
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I wanted to be a hot chicken. We just be together, And
I don't care if y'all judge,because we ain't find him. We find
him nowhere else. I don't thinkyou can't do that. He could be
right. No, he could beright. It just goes what we guess.
So you'd hook up with yourself.I just don't think we're gonna find
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love elsewhere. You have done justabout everything, have it. It wouldn't
be myself. It wouldn't be myself, It would be my twin. Jet
who can't hook up with yourself?If you're a conjoined twin, you can't
date yourself just pett No, Idon't think it has to be that hard,
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Like you didn't do that with cousinsand family reunions when you're thirteen.
Excuse you, I'm just trying tomake your super sad fun drive story fun.
You pet your cousins when you werethirteen. So this these joined twins,
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actually they actually were a male anda female? What were they together?
Were they living the Jeff dream?They were not? They were I
mean they were together, but theyweren't. They weren't saying bring that left
hand over here. No, I'llsend you the right He's got it all
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mapped out a little too well.Really, this doesn't feel very spur of
the moment thinking from Jeffrey. Ohmy god, well Lori and George Chapelle
are dead, Jeff. Where werethey conjoined? They were conjoined at the
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head to the top of the head. Which bottom half did they have?
Here's a look at them. Oh, they are literally constantly positioned in sex
mode. That looks like a penis. They're connected in their bodies. Soon
sex mode people facing each other issex mode? Hey, I mean you
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have to admit, yes, Mike, it looks like they're making out at
all times. Yeah, but they'renot. They're stuck together. They were
born this way twins death, becauseis that the only place that conjoined?
Okay, like, do they haveboth? I'm gonna try to find Okay,
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yeah, it's your question. Yeah, yeah, it's only they're only
I think it's only the head.They were joined at the skull. That's
they were born in nineteen sixty oneand west Reading, Pennsylvania. We're gonna
eulogize them a little bit. Okay, Okay, they were born in west
Reading, Pennsylvania. They got aweird conjoinment. Man, this is near
where Taylor Swift was born. Noone cares. I think there's a lot
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of Swifties out there that would disagreewith. Laurie was a good bowler.
Yep. They had distinct brains,so they had their own brains. But
they were joined at the skull.Joined. George had spinal spina biffida.
He was he was four inches shorterthan Lourie, so he was wheeled around
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by Laurie. Oh no, whippon. LORI wasn't in charge on an a
adaptive wheeled stool. George had hislittle stool so we could get up to
her. We gotta cut George offher level. Despite the fact that they
obviously went where the other one went. They said it was what they said,
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it was very important to both liveindependently as possible. Well, you
can't at all dependently, you're notindependent at all. You're together all the
time. Well, they lived theirown lives since the age of twenty four.
They maintained their own residents, andthey've traveled extensively. Uh. They've
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also been featured in many documentaries andtalk shows like y'all remember Nip Tuck?
I remember Nip? How how dothey try? It was huge because their
conjoinment, like I'm trying to drawthe picture here, it's the girl who's
taller. Okay, so George whohas a girl's haircut, and Laurie has
a guy's haircut, although it isthe same head of hair. Kind of
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Yeah, gosh, that's a challenging. Their enjoinment would be if one's one's
forehead like facing forward but facing alittle bit down, and the other one,
where their left eye would be,is joining that forehead and cocked off
to the side. There. Yeah, and they have to be constantly facing
each other, except not quite becauseone of the heads is turned George.
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How do you travel like? Laurie'slooking out and George is stuck looking down?
Although George is the one with theearring too. Maybe this is just
a weird picture where they have theguy up higher for in some way.
Mm hmm. And maybe we haven'tflipped. Do you know that George had
a career as a country singer?Nope, this same George. Yes,
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he did a career, that's whatit says. I want to see throughout
the United States and enjoyed spending timeat the bowling alley and became a trophy
winning bowler. Very impressive, itreally is. Gotta find George's music.
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I think we should. Lurie wasonce engaged to be married. How would
that work? That's not true?Unfortunately her fiance died automobile accident. What.
Yeah, it's very very sad.I'm sorry for my massive insensitivities at
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all times. About to can jointwin stories m hm, but I just
have a lot of questions. Wo'sgonna marry one to win? According to
the Guinness World Records, the twinslived independently in a two bedroom apartment in
Pennsylvania. They each had their ownroom, what alternating nights, spent in
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each one, and tried to livetheir own individual lives as far as possible.
Okay, okay, okay, gotit. Yeah. Did you see
about their bathing schedules, Mike,No, I didn't. They should be
the same. They had different bathingschedules. They showered one at a time.
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Jeff, their heads are together.George spoke of giving someone you love
and respect the privacy and compromise insituations that you would want them to give
you. Your eye is connected toher body. But probably one of them
was hanging out of the shower.Now is that how they go to the
bathroom too? I mean, ifI sit down, you have to sit
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down or I don't know. Idon't know, man. This is back
to I don't know, man,I don't know, man. Yeah,
this is about the ultimate I don'tknow man. And obviously because normal,
if that's your whole life, itbecomes normal. Just well, and this
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is better than the if they tryto separate them, they could both die.
So this is what this is whatyou do if you got to risk
it for the biscuit, that's exactlyright, you know. So we don't
know who now now that they've passedaway, we don't know who the oldest
living can joined twins are. Whatthe oldest ever documented where Ronnie and Donnie?
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I don't know. It was notron and Donnie. And they passed
away in twenty show they were sixtyeight years old. And then they found
them. Yeah, I got them. I got Ronnie and Donnie. They
have an interesting setup. Break itdown. Okay, they're joined at the
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stomach, give or take? Ohwow? Oh yes, and so it's
just two legs, oh wow.And they're joined like at the middle.
And so I got a picture ofthem sitting by the pool and so the
two legs are sticking out. Youhave the mid section and then the rest
of it goes up like a V. But they're kind of permanently facing each
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other. This is all insane.They look identical. This is insanity.
And they're Siamese twins now is thatthe same? I don't know. But
they were living in a permav likeit's written, how did they walk?
Did they have three legs? Itlooks like they have two. It's just
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a two. It looks like theremight be an extra leg back there.
That's just the pants hanging there's there'spant legs that are hanging in the back.
I gotta tell you, this issomething I need to do more work.
Yeah, and this there, Iknow they got four legs. They
had four I'm very impressed with allof these people. They're only joined from
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the I don't know, man,but they got four legs. They're permanently
facing each other, but they havea V from above the belly button,
but they're kind of facing each other. But there's also they're totally facing each
other. But there's also four legs. It's like two people fused together while
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facing each other. Yea from bellybutton to below the nip. And they
have four legs and four arms.Yeah, that's These guys are awesome.
I want them back. They havelittle cowboys neck pillows in this one picture.
I'm looking at boy, it's crazy. You're getting naked all the time.
With all the time Ronnie and Donniethe original Badass can join twins.
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Yep. Now, these shappele twinswho just recently passed away have six siblings,
so they were these parents were busy. They had eight kids, I
guess, or do they have sevenkids? No. Back in the day,
people definitely had more unprotected sex.They have six kids or seven kids?
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Eight kids? Eight? Yeah,technically eight right, two people?
Yeah, it's two one, it'stwo for one. Yeah, it's eight
people for their respectually. You thinkthis is the Ron and Don that one
five point three brought down here totake us down? Did you get taken
down by Ron and Don? No? No, they brought him down here
to try and they never could.Ron and Don. Yeah, I don't
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remember. Don. This is liketwenty years ago probably, yeah, probably
long time ago. I did notleave a lasting impact on my uh sports
listening habit. I can tell youthat Ron and Don that's the worst aime
ever for a show. Well,actually they left here and went to Seattle
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and had a really long run upthere. They've been crushing it. Yeah,
I gotta look him up, Ronand Don. Yeah, Seattle,
Ron and Don Nation, Ron andDon show. They just move all around
and try to take people down.Let's try Seattle. They look like they
want to here. They think theywant to be cool, real bad Ron
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and Don. Yeah, oh thisis a different run. Well, I
don't know. I don't know,man, that's just the day is I
don't know, man, I don'tknow. Well, Thanks, story of
the day, Thanks for all thenews. You're welcome. Next, we
have to ask the question far out. There's a lot happening there. He
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could be listening right now, andhe could call in and set me straight.
But is Scottie Scheffler a raging alcoholic? Is the question? I present
to you a phrase. What happenedhere? What okay? So Scottie Scheffler
wins the Masters, hits his mediastuff, grabs his three point six million
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dollars in whatever form that is paid, and then hops on a plane,
comes back to Dallas and is atthe Inwood Tavern celebrating, wearing the jacket
and the same shirt he golfed in, just untucked. My guy got out
of there, hopped the plane andsaid, just land it at the top
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and I'll walk to Inwood Tavern.Like they must have landed the plane on
a street in Dallas and my guyhad the same shirt on and everything and
had to get to the bar.That's pretty amazing. I respect that man.
What a badass. He didn't change, he didn't shower straight to Inwood
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to turn up. And I've heardthat people like I've heard that he's like
a regular kind of sort of ifthere's such a thing as irregular, which
is weird because I've heard that bartalked about. It's like, oh yeah,
it's the dive bar of Highland Park. Yeah, I'm like, I've
been there before and turned up alittle bit, and I didn't feel like
I was around money. No,I wouldn't say Highland Park. Okay.
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I lived in the backyarded and whicheveryou a couple of years in the banyard.
We bought a house that was rightbehind it. Oh, because it
was right behind it. That's whywe bought the house that is dedication to
being drunk. Yeah, I know. And then I got pregnant and then
it all went down hill, sowe never really went You mean it all
got so much better and fulfilling becauseyou had a family. Yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes? Whatabout he that's awesome. I'd never
considered like pulling up Zillo and beinglike, where's your favorite? Zoom in
and get as close as you canthat one. Yeah, I had some
bad foundation problems, but we couldlook past that. How close can I
get that? Show me the houseprefel nearest to the time out tap,
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give me the talk. I guessI accidentally did that. But at the
time when I owned my little,tiny, broken down condo, I didn't
know what Cosmos or Lakewood Landing was, but it was right across the parking
lot from him. So I didn'tmean to, but I guess I kind
of did the same thing. I'lllive to stop at North of Barley House
for six years, look at us. I think that went well. So
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this is a regular thing. Peoplebuy property based on proximity to their favorite
bar. Leave a talk back ifyou've done that. It's a nice perk
if you're looking at that house anyways, right, and then you're like,
oh, well, but if youover the edge, if it has ever
been a factor, a strong factorin your decision to move into a place
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or buy a place, leave usa dog bag and tell us about your
thought process. Yeah, let usknow. Yeah, Well, that's interesting
about Scotti Shuffler because he was withhis wife. By the way, it's
not arranging alcoholic. She was there. It was just saying, hi,
very pregnant, and I wonder ifshe really wanted to go to the bar
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at that point in time after he'sbeen gone. Well, he probably pulled
a Ben Rogers on her a littlebit and here's much money. I make
all the money. Yeah, we'regoing to run by the tavern. Then
say hello, she didn't go tothe Masters. Yeah, I was listening
to the Downbeat this morning. Itwas really funny because Roy, before they
realized that wife, he was theretoo. He's like, okay, so
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he's on his way back from theMasters and he's like, all right,
honey, you know, on myway home and pick up some food.
And she's like, yeah, whereare you gonna get it from? I
was like, oh, I don'tknow, I don't know. You don't
find you something you like? Yeah, the tavern. My wife he was
there too. That's good. Tryto drive him around. He might have
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turned up. You're allowed to turnup if you win the Masters. You're
allowed to turn up because it's Tuesday. Do what you want. Live your
life. Yeah, so live yourlife. Any who. Congrats to Scotty,
he did it, and congrats toall the conjoined twins out there that
are listening. We love you.Coming up next, we'll head into the
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Sunset Lounge, we'll prepare for thetwo minute drill and we'll party our nuts
off with you the glenn On.This your Conjoined Twin Information Station.
That's when we get violence. Allright. Five three is our time.
This is the Freak and we arethe Speakeasy, and we got buy another
hour left. Seems as though thebest thing to come out of the Ranger
(00:33):
game today was the performance of theGray Wolf, who seems to be getting
back on track. He was prettygood in his last doubting and even better
today. So we need people topitch the ball. Well, So if
John Gray wants to do that,I want him to know that I'm good
with that. Yes, I'm goodwith that too. That would be fine.
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Yes, if indeed that is what'shappening. And by all accounts,
everything I'm seeing here is I scanaround a little bit and kind of scan
over what guys have to say.He was the best thing they had going
today in this game. If wecould do some of the hitting things,
that'd be cool. That'd be coolto do a little mashing, get back
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to who we are. That wouldhelp. Right now, it's five four
here on the Freak, I'll startI dare you all right? You think
(02:04):
you've got fun? Drive, youthink you have fun? Well, it's
kind of She's kind of dominated todaywhen you think about it. It's true,
I have. Yeah, you havebeen crushing it. I'm sorry.
This one's fun, but it's alsosad. It's actually not fun. I
changed my mind, but you stillwant to do it? Working through it
right now? Okay. I wasn'tprepared to answer the question. Is the
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story fun? It's not really thatfun, damn it. I feel like
you talking about the AI beauty pageanthas made other people find it because now
it's shown up on my feed andit's not right. What do you mean
they're all too hot? They're notreal? Are you getting turned on by
AI people during the show? Jack? Yeah, to me, that just
came out. Top half on thisgirl. Let me see great. Anyone
(02:50):
can have a perfect top half Ifit's Ai, she's looking so good.
Boy, they do too. Igotta get me an AI girl. You
can. It's easy. If you'rean AI girl and you're listening text in
hit me up. You're wearing alittle pager thing. Okay, So we've
been talking a lot about conjoined twinson the show. I don't know why.
(03:17):
Yeah, I don't know where itcame from. But can join twins
have taken over the news cycle?They have? Or it goes back to
the thing where everything's listening. Andbecause we've talked about conjoined twins, all
of our computers are feeding us thatcan joined news. It's true, it's
true. We're in the pipe.Maybe they'll start feeding us AI stuff.
(03:39):
Don't do that. I think padsare always always listening. There's no way
this laptop, our work laptops can'tbe listening. Our work laptops are made
in nineteen eighty six. They're listening. They have the nipple mouse, nipple
mouse in the middle of the keyboard. The nipple is actually soaking everything in
in the middle of our key Theoriginal listener as the state pad nip.
(04:03):
Yes, so I was fed anotherconjoined twins story today from my right pad.
Make it fun. It's it's unfortunatebecause it involves some conjoined twins passing
away. Oh that's what you pickfor fun. Drive stop it. But
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the story is kind of cool becausethey lived to be sixty two years old.
That's gotta be a good run forconjoined twins. They're the oldest living
conjoined twins. They were. They'renot the oldest living they were, Oh
okay, they were. How manypair are there? Like, are there
more than a hundred of the menthere, or do we have a news
story on every conjoined twin. There'snot many. Conjoined twins occur once in
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every fifty thousand to sixty thousand births. I wish I was one. You
wish you had a twin attached toyou? No, I just said it.
I definitely don't want that at all. If you did, would you
want it to be a boy ora girl? I would want it to
not be a part of me.Well, that's not the question, Jeff,
I guess i'd wanted to be ahot chick. That wasn't the question.
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I wanted to be a hot chicken. We just be together, And
I don't care if y'all judge,because we ain't find him. We find
him nowhere else. I don't thinkyou can't do that. He could be
right. No, he could beright. It just goes what we guess.
So you'd hook up with yourself.I just don't think we're gonna find
(05:42):
love elsewhere. You have done justabout everything, have it. It wouldn't
be myself. It wouldn't be myself, It would be my twin. Jet
who can't hook up with yourself?If you're a conjoined twin, you can't
date yourself just pett No, Idon't think it has to be that hard,
(06:02):
Like you didn't do that with cousinsand family reunions when you're thirteen.
Excuse you, I'm just trying tomake your super sad fun drive story fun.
You pet your cousins when you werethirteen. So this these joined twins,
(06:29):
actually they actually were a male anda female? What were they together?
Were they living the Jeff dream?They were not? They were I
mean they were together, but theyweren't. They weren't saying bring that left
hand over here. No, I'llsend you the right He's got it all
(06:53):
mapped out a little too well.Really, this doesn't feel very spur of
the moment thinking from Jeffrey. Ohmy god, well Lori and George Chapelle
are dead, Jeff. Where werethey conjoined? They were conjoined at the
(07:17):
head to the top of the head. Which bottom half did they have?
Here's a look at them. Oh, they are literally constantly positioned in sex
mode. That looks like a penis. They're connected in their bodies. Soon
sex mode people facing each other issex mode? Hey, I mean you
(07:46):
have to admit, yes, Mike, it looks like they're making out at
all times. Yeah, but they'renot. They're stuck together. They were
born this way twins death, becauseis that the only place that conjoined?
Okay, like, do they haveboth? I'm gonna try to find Okay,
(08:07):
yeah, it's your question. Yeah, yeah, it's only they're only
I think it's only the head.They were joined at the skull. That's
they were born in nineteen sixty oneand west Reading, Pennsylvania. We're gonna
eulogize them a little bit. Okay, Okay, they were born in west
Reading, Pennsylvania. They got aweird conjoinment. Man, this is near
where Taylor Swift was born. Noone cares. I think there's a lot
(08:33):
of Swifties out there that would disagreewith. Laurie was a good bowler.
Yep. They had distinct brains,so they had their own brains. But
they were joined at the skull.Joined. George had spinal spina biffida.
He was he was four inches shorterthan Lourie, so he was wheeled around
(08:54):
by Laurie. Oh no, whippon. LORI wasn't in charge on an a
adaptive wheeled stool. George had hislittle stool so we could get up to
her. We gotta cut George offher level. Despite the fact that they
obviously went where the other one went. They said it was what they said,
(09:16):
it was very important to both liveindependently as possible. Well, you
can't at all dependently, you're notindependent at all. You're together all the
time. Well, they lived theirown lives since the age of twenty four.
They maintained their own residents, andthey've traveled extensively. Uh. They've
(09:37):
also been featured in many documentaries andtalk shows like y'all remember Nip Tuck?
I remember Nip? How how dothey try? It was huge because their
conjoinment, like I'm trying to drawthe picture here, it's the girl who's
taller. Okay, so George whohas a girl's haircut, and Laurie has
a guy's haircut, although it isthe same head of hair. Kind of
(10:00):
Yeah, gosh, that's a challenging. Their enjoinment would be if one's one's
forehead like facing forward but facing alittle bit down, and the other one,
where their left eye would be,is joining that forehead and cocked off
to the side. There. Yeah, and they have to be constantly facing
each other, except not quite becauseone of the heads is turned George.
(10:24):
How do you travel like? Laurie'slooking out and George is stuck looking down?
Although George is the one with theearring too. Maybe this is just
a weird picture where they have theguy up higher for in some way.
Mm hmm. And maybe we haven'tflipped. Do you know that George had
a career as a country singer?Nope, this same George. Yes,
(10:50):
he did a career, that's whatit says. I want to see throughout
the United States and enjoyed spending timeat the bowling alley and became a trophy
winning bowler. Very impressive, itreally is. Gotta find George's music.
(11:11):
I think we should. Lurie wasonce engaged to be married. How would
that work? That's not true?Unfortunately her fiance died automobile accident. What.
Yeah, it's very very sad.I'm sorry for my massive insensitivities at
(11:31):
all times. About to can jointwin stories m hm, but I just
have a lot of questions. Wo'sgonna marry one to win? According to
the Guinness World Records, the twinslived independently in a two bedroom apartment in
Pennsylvania. They each had their ownroom, what alternating nights, spent in
(11:54):
each one, and tried to livetheir own individual lives as far as possible.
Okay, okay, okay, gotit. Yeah. Did you see
about their bathing schedules, Mike,No, I didn't. They should be
the same. They had different bathingschedules. They showered one at a time.
(12:16):
Jeff, their heads are together.George spoke of giving someone you love
and respect the privacy and compromise insituations that you would want them to give
you. Your eye is connected toher body. But probably one of them
was hanging out of the shower.Now is that how they go to the
bathroom too? I mean, ifI sit down, you have to sit
(12:41):
down or I don't know. Idon't know, man. This is back
to I don't know, man,I don't know, man. Yeah,
this is about the ultimate I don'tknow man. And obviously because normal,
if that's your whole life, itbecomes normal. Just well, and this
(13:05):
is better than the if they tryto separate them, they could both die.
So this is what this is whatyou do if you got to risk
it for the biscuit, that's exactlyright, you know. So we don't
know who now now that they've passedaway, we don't know who the oldest
living can joined twins are. Whatthe oldest ever documented where Ronnie and Donnie?
(13:35):
I don't know. It was notron and Donnie. And they passed
away in twenty show they were sixtyeight years old. And then they found
them. Yeah, I got them. I got Ronnie and Donnie. They
have an interesting setup. Break itdown. Okay, they're joined at the
(14:01):
stomach, give or take? Ohwow? Oh yes, and so it's
just two legs, oh wow.And they're joined like at the middle.
And so I got a picture ofthem sitting by the pool and so the
two legs are sticking out. Youhave the mid section and then the rest
of it goes up like a V. But they're kind of permanently facing each
(14:22):
other. This is all insane.They look identical. This is insanity.
And they're Siamese twins now is thatthe same? I don't know. But
they were living in a permav likeit's written, how did they walk?
Did they have three legs? Itlooks like they have two. It's just
(14:43):
a two. It looks like theremight be an extra leg back there.
That's just the pants hanging there's there'spant legs that are hanging in the back.
I gotta tell you, this issomething I need to do more work.
Yeah, and this there, Iknow they got four legs. They
had four I'm very impressed with allof these people. They're only joined from
(15:03):
the I don't know, man,but they got four legs. They're permanently
facing each other, but they havea V from above the belly button,
but they're kind of facing each other. But there's also they're totally facing each
other. But there's also four legs. It's like two people fused together while
(15:24):
facing each other. Yea from bellybutton to below the nip. And they
have four legs and four arms.Yeah, that's These guys are awesome.
I want them back. They havelittle cowboys neck pillows in this one picture.
I'm looking at boy, it's crazy. You're getting naked all the time.
With all the time Ronnie and Donniethe original Badass can join twins.
(15:56):
Yep. Now, these shappele twinswho just recently passed away have six siblings,
so they were these parents were busy. They had eight kids, I
guess, or do they have sevenkids? No. Back in the day,
people definitely had more unprotected sex.They have six kids or seven kids?
(16:19):
Eight kids? Eight? Yeah,technically eight right, two people?
Yeah, it's two one, it'stwo for one. Yeah, it's eight
people for their respectually. You thinkthis is the Ron and Don that one
five point three brought down here totake us down? Did you get taken
down by Ron and Don? No? No, they brought him down here
to try and they never could.Ron and Don. Yeah, I don't
(16:42):
remember. Don. This is liketwenty years ago probably, yeah, probably
long time ago. I did notleave a lasting impact on my uh sports
listening habit. I can tell youthat Ron and Don that's the worst aime
ever for a show. Well,actually they left here and went to Seattle
(17:04):
and had a really long run upthere. They've been crushing it. Yeah,
I gotta look him up, Ronand Don. Yeah, Seattle,
Ron and Don Nation, Ron andDon show. They just move all around
and try to take people down.Let's try Seattle. They look like they
want to here. They think theywant to be cool, real bad Ron
(17:26):
and Don. Yeah, oh thisis a different run. Well, I
don't know. I don't know,man, that's just the day is I
don't know, man, I don'tknow. Well, Thanks, story of
the day, Thanks for all thenews. You're welcome. Next, we
have to ask the question far out. There's a lot happening there. He
(17:48):
could be listening right now, andhe could call in and set me straight.
But is Scottie Scheffler a raging alcoholic? Is the question? I present
to you a phrase. What happenedhere? What okay? So Scottie Scheffler
wins the Masters, hits his mediastuff, grabs his three point six million
(18:10):
dollars in whatever form that is paid, and then hops on a plane,
comes back to Dallas and is atthe Inwood Tavern celebrating, wearing the jacket
and the same shirt he golfed in, just untucked. My guy got out
of there, hopped the plane andsaid, just land it at the top
(18:34):
and I'll walk to Inwood Tavern.Like they must have landed the plane on
a street in Dallas and my guyhad the same shirt on and everything and
had to get to the bar.That's pretty amazing. I respect that man.
What a badass. He didn't change, he didn't shower straight to Inwood
(18:56):
to turn up. And I've heardthat people like I've heard that he's like
a regular kind of sort of ifthere's such a thing as irregular, which
is weird because I've heard that bartalked about. It's like, oh yeah,
it's the dive bar of Highland Park. Yeah, I'm like, I've
been there before and turned up alittle bit, and I didn't feel like
I was around money. No,I wouldn't say Highland Park. Okay.
(19:18):
I lived in the backyarded and whicheveryou a couple of years in the banyard.
We bought a house that was rightbehind it. Oh, because it
was right behind it. That's whywe bought the house that is dedication to
being drunk. Yeah, I know. And then I got pregnant and then
it all went down hill, sowe never really went You mean it all
got so much better and fulfilling becauseyou had a family. Yes, yes,
(19:41):
yes, yes, yes? Whatabout he that's awesome. I'd never
considered like pulling up Zillo and beinglike, where's your favorite? Zoom in
and get as close as you canthat one. Yeah, I had some
bad foundation problems, but we couldlook past that. How close can I
get that? Show me the houseprefel nearest to the time out tap,
(20:07):
give me the talk. I guessI accidentally did that. But at the
time when I owned my little,tiny, broken down condo, I didn't
know what Cosmos or Lakewood Landing was, but it was right across the parking
lot from him. So I didn'tmean to, but I guess I kind
of did the same thing. I'lllive to stop at North of Barley House
for six years, look at us. I think that went well. So
(20:27):
this is a regular thing. Peoplebuy property based on proximity to their favorite
bar. Leave a talk back ifyou've done that. It's a nice perk
if you're looking at that house anyways, right, and then you're like,
oh, well, but if youover the edge, if it has ever
been a factor, a strong factorin your decision to move into a place
(20:49):
or buy a place, leave usa dog bag and tell us about your
thought process. Yeah, let usknow. Yeah, Well, that's interesting
about Scotti Shuffler because he was withhis wife. By the way, it's
not arranging alcoholic. She was there. It was just saying, hi,
very pregnant, and I wonder ifshe really wanted to go to the bar
(21:10):
at that point in time after he'sbeen gone. Well, he probably pulled
a Ben Rogers on her a littlebit and here's much money. I make
all the money. Yeah, we'regoing to run by the tavern. Then
say hello, she didn't go tothe Masters. Yeah, I was listening
to the Downbeat this morning. Itwas really funny because Roy, before they
realized that wife, he was theretoo. He's like, okay, so
(21:30):
he's on his way back from theMasters and he's like, all right,
honey, you know, on myway home and pick up some food.
And she's like, yeah, whereare you gonna get it from? I
was like, oh, I don'tknow, I don't know. You don't
find you something you like? Yeah, the tavern. My wife he was
there too. That's good. Tryto drive him around. He might have
(21:52):
turned up. You're allowed to turnup if you win the Masters. You're
allowed to turn up because it's Tuesday. Do what you want. Live your
life. Yeah, so live yourlife. Any who. Congrats to Scotty,
he did it, and congrats toall the conjoined twins out there that
are listening. We love you.Coming up next, we'll head into the
(22:12):
Sunset Lounge, we'll prepare for thetwo minute drill and we'll party our nuts
off with you the glenn On.This your Conjoined Twin Information Station.
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