April 17, 2024 • 23 mins
The Rangers are playing during our show and making things exciting in the late stages of the game! We have an update on the Dak Prescott lawsuit! The Pelicans lost to the Lakers in last night’s play-in game. Will Zion return anytime soon? The NBA playoffs schedule has been announced! The Stars close out the regular season tonight! Then we find out what day it is!
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All right, we're getting rolling.Enjoyed our visit with Jake. I hadn't
seen him in a really long time, maybe not even since I split the
scene over there. It would bethat long. Yeah, it's maybe not
since since the the Long Walk,now the longest hallway ever created. Apparently
(00:36):
the beautiful Hallway got all of thatplace. Anyway. Let's see, we
got the usual stuff coming up herefor you, except it's gonna be a
whole lot better today than it wasyesterday, because that's what the natural order
of things dictates. We'll let thebucket of crab at three zero five in
Hollywood swinging at three thirty five.I guess that's all we need to talk
(00:59):
about right now, because we're goingto get to this. Hey. Look
it's Julie. It's sports desk.Real goodness. Hey, it's Julie at
the sports desk, not Julie commentthe sports desk. Correct, big difference
there, all right, So Mike'swatching the Ranger game, So why don't
we start there? I am becausethe Rangers are Let's see, you're ahead
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again. He just took the leagueagain. A double appears to be a
double by Josh Smith. A niceis he gonna be the hero of the
day in Detroit, because the Rangersdid have at one point a four to
one lead over Detroit in the topof the sixth thanks to jonah Heim driving
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in a couple of runs to createa little distance between them and the Tigers.
But then the bullpen came in andthe bullpen gave up some runs and
at the yeah, ninth inning,we were looking at it tie game four
four and yes, it does looklike Josh Smith was just able to drive
in or run the Rangers. Nowsomebody just lined into a double play to
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in the inn. Hell yeah,runners on second and third, one out.
If Kirby Yates can finish this thing, yeah, because I guess he's
the closer for now. I guesshe is. He got the last out
in the eighth. I would imaginethat he will be continuing forward to try
to pitch the ball and if hecan't do it, then I don't know
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where they go after that. Itwon't matter because we'll have lost. Yeah,
we'll just move on with our day. Yeah, we'll move on with
our day. Another day game inDetroit for the Rangers. Hopefully they can
pull this one off. It wasa good start from Dane Dunning. He
began this one four and yeah,gave the team a shot and the bullpen
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blew it. And now maybe theBats will come up big and the Rangers
will be able to get it done. We will, of course keep you
updated because Mike is watching the gamethe whole time. He'll tell us if
we happens. That's right, Yougo about your business watching right. Now,
go about your business. I willkeep you up to date. And
(03:09):
in the meantime, you keep itmoving, all right, I'll keep it
moving. I'll take a quick buzzerhere. We hadn't heard much about Dak
Prescott and his whole situation with thewoman who was accusing him of sexual assaults
as something happened outside the strip clubway back when when he says he was
(03:30):
up to STC Cabaret x TC Cabaretand something happened between Dak Prescott and a
woman, and now here in twentytwenty four she was accusing him of sexual
assault. And we did find outtoday that that woman has dropped her lawsuit.
(03:53):
But it sounds good, but it'sall kind of on technicality what she's
doing, and it sounds like shedropped the lawsuit against him in Dallas County
and instead she is moving the caseto Colin County. That's according to her
attorney, who I believe speaked orspoke with WFAA today. So I guess
(04:15):
they must be a little bit moreno nonsense about that type of thing in
Colin County than they are Dallas County. It appears that it's because so a
little confusing because the original lawsuit isnot someone suing Dak Prescott. It's Dak
suing her for reaching out to himand saying, give me money or I'm
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going to sue you. Yeah,And he said, okay, well I'm
going to sue you first, shesaid give me money or I'm going to
say you did something. And hewas like, okay, well I'm just
going to sue you. Yeah,why do that to me? And so
they are just going to drop theirsuit in Dallas County and file it in
the same county where Dak had alreadyfiled against them, so they can all
meet at Colin County, so theyall hang out there. Yeah, because
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apparently then they can look at allof these situations kind of together in Colin
County and review these cases. Soyeah, she submitted a non suit without
prejudice was filed on April eighth.She's voluntarily giving up the case, but
she could refile she wants to,and it does seem like she will be
doing that in Colin County so allof the lawsuits can be heard together there.
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Dak played the ultimate trump card inthis thing, and he was like,
actually was he sued her and nowthey're actually going to sue him after
he sued her, but not criminally. They say they want one hundred million
dollars, but Dak is like,right, i want one million dollars from
them and then I'm going to donateit to the Joyful Heart Foundation. Yeah,
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it's a pretty strong move. So, yeah, I didn't do it.
I'm actually suing her for accusing meof this and try to blackmail me,
and when I win, I'm goingto donate it to charity. And
his attorneys were saying, this isactually like cheapening the people who really have
suffered from sexual assault when you havepeople that are accusing somebody of it when
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nothing happened in their opinion, right, So yeah, this is it doesn't
seem like is going to disappear.Just seems like she's moving it to a
different county and then they can continueto try to sue each other into perpetuity
and see what happens. We'll takea quick buzzer here, Grooby. We
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were chatting a bit about Lebron atthe end of our show yesterday and the
matchup between the Lakers and the Pelicansand Zion Williamson in the play in game
that went down last night, andthis one went to the Lakers and Lebron.
Lebron had twenty three points in thewin, nine assists, nine rebounds.
The Lakers able to secure a playoffbirth with the one ten to one
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oh six victory over the Pelicans,so they did earn a playoff spot in
the Western Conference. The Pelicans,meanwhile, have to continue to fight to
not be eliminated from playoff contention,and they have to do so without Zion
Williamson because he got injured in thelast couple of minutes of this very tight
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game. And they were gonna winthat game. Boy, he was playing
his asshole. Yeah, I thinkthey were gonna win that game. They
had stormed back and they had allthe momentum if you believe in momentum sports,
and he was just getting to therim over and over and over,
and after he made a bucket totie the game, he immediately went,
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uh, oh, something's wrong andwent down the tunnel and you're like,
what are you doing going down thetunnel. There's three minutes left, You're
about to win a game and goto the playoffs, Dude, what are
you doing? I guess he hearda hammy. Yeah. I think it
was like officially being called leg soreness. Well, yeah, they're saying it's
a hamstring and he'll be reevaluated intwo weeks, which that's a pretty severe
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ham string. If it's just like, look, yeah, ask us in
a couple of weeks and we'll updateyou. Will he even be confused?
Yeah, And they will not beplayings because they're going to go lose to
the Kings because they don't have Zion. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah,
Zion before he got hurt in hispostseason debut, which is just sad for
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a player of his caliber that hehasn't been on a team that's making the
playoffs ever, and he finally didand then he gets hurt. And he
had forty points and eleven rebounds inthis game before he went down and the
Pelicans, now yeah, are takingon the Kings, who were able to
beat the Warriors and the other playinggame last night. The winner of that
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game Friday is going to move onto face the Thunder. Zion's baby mama
jumped on the internet to talk crapabout him after he got hurt. Oh
Mariah or whatever her name is,She's like, that's what you get when
you don't pay. Oh my gosh, you can't beat the goat. He
hasn't chilled out yet, out yethe's fotting behind on his fun baby moneies.
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You know what, I had agood week of covering Mariah, the
baby mama of Zion. She wasreally prolific tweeter about Zion. But I
hadn't heard from her in a while, but I did see that last night
after he got heard, she showedup, Yeah, shames in the headlines.
So she's going to try to jumpinto that firestorm and get a little
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bit more publicity. So the Lakerslock up the seventh seed in the Western
Conference and then they will now facethe Nuggets in the first round of the
playoffs. So unfortunately the Western Conferenceplayoffs will include Lebron. It was just
gonna be nice if it'll only includeLebron for four games, I'd imagine,
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yeah, probably, But it isnice if like someone else just kind of
gets him out of there and youknow that you're not going to have to
deal with him. I would likefor Lebron to deal with I would love
to deal with Lebron, I thinknow, because now there the seven.
They played Denver, well, I'dlove if they sent Denver home. I'd
be kind of crazy. I don'tthink there's any chance in hell, but
it sure would be nice. Yeah. Meanwhile, what are we two make
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of the sad sack Kings they fellapart? I don't know, I don't.
I mean, they have really goodplayers, but they had what I'm
wondering about. I mean, theydo have really good players. It seems
like they would be capable of alittle bit more than they put out there
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so far. But still you seethem last night in that game, and
you know, I realized the Warriorsaren't what they used to be. This
signaled pretty much the end of thingsfor them. But man, they looked
like they could hang with just aboutanybody last night. Yeah, one eighteen
to ninety six, the win forSacramento over the Warriors last night, and
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the Kings and the Pelicans are goingto square off for the eight seed on
Friday, so should be interesting.How about the Kings tan their hides?
You think? Yep, should beinteresting on Friday. Let's see the Mavericks
meanwhile, just continuing to sit backand rest and practice and work on their
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trick shots and just have fun.Get ready to whoop the Clippers, is
what they're getting ready to do.What's right. Whereas I hope, I
hope they're staying loose. I hopethey're just relaxing a little bit, getting
some rest. Derek Lively is gettingready to go. Uh and then they
have to wait all the way untilSunday, until Game one of that series.
The closer we get to it,the more I think the MAVs are
going to kind of handle the Clipperslike I like that where your brain is
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going, I think I will goyou one better. I think it'll be
pretty clear who's better. I thinkthey are going to tan the clippers hides,
thwack that ass a little bit.I'm gonna whack that ass. I
just I was reminded today while Iwas listening to Bed and Skin and they
have our friend Jake kemp on withhim and talking about like, so the
Clippers have beaten the Mavericks what threetimes in the postseason recently at least twice.
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Yeah, but in the last one. I had forgotten this was the
series where that happened. Like theMavericks were just willing to try anything,
and eventually like the Mavericks started bobonin the elimination. Yeah, like they
just didn't know what to do.No, that this is not the same
Mavericks team. It's not the sameClippers team. I think that this Mavericks
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team might give them the business.You got a bunch of really big names
on the Clippers team, but they'rea bunch of ie guys, bunch of
me guys. Yeah, and weare a team. There's no Iron team.
There is no Iron team. Iwould love to know how Kawhi Leonard
feels about Russell Westbrook and or Jamesharden Man, because I don't picture I'm
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not really talking about here, I'mtalking about them. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm glad that's not I mean,those are great, obviously great players,
but I'm glad that that's not aproblem that we're having to think about and
deal with as fans of fat team, our team gets along swimmingly. We
have a friend who is the bestteam made out. That's right. We
knew that all along. That's right, and we're very happy to have him.
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Meanwhile, we have gone final indate there's five four Rangers win.
The Rangers win, yay. JoshSmith is the hero. He saved the
day man. There was nobody theretoday. Yeah, yeah, nobody there.
Well, they suck. I meanthey have a winning record, but
they do suck. Yeah, theremust have been big weather. Here we
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go. Yeah, I would ratherDetroit one. God, you doing have
fun? Oh you're not having fun. You're making everybody miserable. No,
I'm doing both, making that versionof high like Texas, Like somebody hit
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play on seven songs at one.Yeah, it made my brain hurt just
in That's exactly what it sounds like. It hurts a lot. That is
the greatest anology you ever came out, Thank you, because it's not even
two. If it's back to thegreatest anology anybody has ever come up with.
I think you have t shirts made. Even that first note. You're
like, oh I know that.Oh God, what's happening? Oh God?
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They did release the times for theMavericks game, so we knew it
was going to be on Sunday inLA for game one, and we now
know that that is going to bea two thirty tip. On the rest
of the schedule, ABC, Ihave the Yeah, do they play next
Thursday? No? All right,We're going to have a draft show next
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Thursday. Okay, there you go, it's officially official. Get ready the
NFL Draft Show at Buffalo Wild Wingsand Grapevine where we'll be on remote for
our show and then you guys willleave and Kat's going to join me and
we're going to do a draft shutthat. How about that? Yeah?
So Sunday two thirty game one,and then Tuesday at ten o'clock PM.
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What for Game two between the MAVsand the Clippers. Remember this is a
cross before Okay, ten o'clock Eastern, so nine o'clock our time. Yeah,
Steel pretty late on T and Tfor that one. So we have
three different networks for the first threegames. Uh. And then we're going
to have a Friday game next weekat seven o'clock our time, eight o'clock
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Eastern on ESPN. So we gotSunday, Tuesday, Friday and then back
to Sunday and that might be it. Just four games. Yeah, that's
all it's gonna take. End themhome. Yeah, I think it'll take
five or six. Send them homewith their brooms. They'll take five or
six. I'll bet five, yeah, five, six. I'm not going
to say five. I'm gonnaday six. I think it's gonna be six.
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But that is what's going on withthe Mavericks. And let's do a quick
little buzz here. I gotta tellyou about this Dallas Stars game tonight.
It's the final regular season game forthe Stars and they're hosting the Saint Louis
Blues. All Dallas needs at thispoint, because we knew that the Stars
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had clinched the Central Division, wedid not know what was going to happen
with the Western Conference, and theStars have not known for the past few
days. There's been a few variablesdifferent teams. If Calgary loss, we
could have won various things. Butwhat it has come down to now at
this point is that Dallas just needsone point to clinch the Western Conference tonight.
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Let's go get two. Two pointswould be great. Yeah. If
they do clinch, then their opponentin the first round of the NHL Playoffs
will not be determined until around midnighttomorrow night, when La and Vegas play
their last games. So it's gonnabe one of those two teams, and
I think probably the tough draw isVegas for them obviously the Cup champs.
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They knocked Dallas off out of theplayoffs last season. But it would be
really fun too Pete Devor's old team, another rematch between the Stars and the
Golden Knights. But we will waitand see who they're going to play.
They do have their final regular seasongame. It's always a fun one for
the fans, and they think thefans and throw out their jerseys at the
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end of the game and all that. So that's going down tonight as the
Dallas Stars wrap up their regular seasonas Central Division champs. Oh and the
big news for tonight is that DadEnough is back. Yeah, he's back
in the line. He's been outfor a while. He's been out since
February tenth with a lower body injury. Yah, which part I don't know,
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leg or hip or lower I don'tknow. But I can't decide if
I love or hate that. Inhockey, they're just like, no,
we're only going to tell you whichhalf of the body. Yeah, you
can't know what's hurt. That's howthey roll. But he's a really good
player and so it'd be great toget him back just in time for the
playoffs. He has a lot ofplayoff experience and he has been good for
the Stars in the playoffs in thepast last season, and Tyler Sagan is
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taking a breather tonight, so heis going to step in and Tyler's spots
for Game eighty two tonight at theDouble A se And let's check in with
Dirt. Oh, guess what dayit is? Guess what day it is?
Huh? Anybody? Today's National BananaDay. I love bananas, bandas
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that's all I wanted to. Ohmy Goshcoopy, we're so in sync.
It's banana Day. Banana Day sharesthe day with crawfish though it's National Crawfish
Day. Boo, love them too, Boo. I don't like crawfish.
I've told you this, Why Ican't. They're little, they're little fingers,
and they're a little fingers. EvenNo, I don't like things,
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Okay, so I don't like thingsthat you eat when they're in the same
form that they were when they werealive. About a crispy shrimp ball.
I would eat a shrimp ball becausethe shrimp is all mashed into a ball,
but an actual shrimp. No,I say that, okay, like
one of our first No, Ido do something and like I need its
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head or it's tail, Like,no, thank you. I think I
understand what you're saying. I don'twant to eat anybody's tail. See this
before. Yeah, I don't agreebecause I love crawfish. Crawfish bulls are
my favorite thing on earth. ButI get it because once one time I
did go somewhere where they had likethe whole pig that they were roasting or
whatever, and I eat many porkproducts. But I was like, I
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don't really want to, Like Idon't want to see its little face,
eyeballs, bowlging out as I runup to it with a knife and a
fork salivating. Yeah no, butthere's a size thing to it at some
point, and animals become big enoughthat I wouldn't want to eat it off
its body because I think it mighthave a soul, if we have souls,
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I don't know, But like acrawfish, it's just a crawfish.
It's just a stupid little crawfish.When you see a cow, do you
think it's got a soul? Yeah? Yeah, I think it's just take
a big old bite out of thecow. So if somebody said, I
promise you that part is the rabbi, but they had the whole cow corpse
and they're like, here, takethis piece, I would say I don't
want that piece. That's weird.What if they have the cow all marked
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up like they do in butcher shops. You're not telling you what part?
No, what part of the cowis? What? No, let me
just go up to it. Yeah, because I think if your brain is
really really small, I don't thinkyou probably have like emotions and stuff.
So like a crawfish isn't a realthing to me. It's just a stupid
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little bug, and so I caneat him, no problem. Yeah,
it's not about the emotions. It'smore about me being grossed out. See
for me, it's about it ifI looked into eyes, it's more just
like I get grossed out. Okay, Mine is about the animal because if
I could look at that animal andbe like, oh I look at you,
I'd be like I want to eatthat. That's right, Except once
you change the form. But ifthey're little, they have a lot of
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tiny brains, and that crawfish doesn'tlike feel sadness. You don't know,
stupid little crawfish. He just instinctsaround. The lobster's like swimming around in
the grocery store. That kills metoo. Yeah, they're just cruising around
like I have no idea that they'rejust about to be boiled and eaten,
and they're only there to be eaten. I need to figure out where the
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line is because I think it's somethingbigger than lobster, because the lobster's just
a stupid lobster. They don't knownothing, but it might be boiled.
Yeah, I would like to hearthe sound of all of the individual crawfish
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as they hit the boa in theirmind. Well, because they die real
fast. Today's also National Cheeseball Day. Do you think the crawfish who's tried
to be a tough guy kind ofraises up and says, well, been
a good I don't know. Ijust know that those suckers die immediately.
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Cheese balls like the snacks, orcheeseballs like a ball of cheese for Cheeseball
Day, What do you think,what do you do with the balls snack,
which is a ball of cheese.But I mean, I guess you're
saying, like, yeah, withthe Planters cheeseballs that come in the blue
cane, what's that sound like acheesey poof? You're a kidding like a
goldfish. You don't know what cheeseballsare. I have had cheeseballs. Why'd
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you say, what's that? BecauseI don't know if they were that kind.
The kind I've always had is ina clear container that's gigantic. Oh
yeah, that's the generic brands.Yeah, those are good. They are
pretty good. They're so good,pretty good because then you get then you
get to lick your fingers, yeah, to get all the extra cheese off.
But you gotta try some planters.Okay, their next level. I
only think they make peanuts. Dothat too? All right? That's what
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data is. Everything they make isgood. Coming up there, guys.
That strong statement Pete Rose Part twoin the Bucket of Crap
All right, we're getting rolling.Enjoyed our visit with Jake. I hadn't
seen him in a really long time, maybe not even since I split the
scene over there. It would bethat long. Yeah, it's maybe not
since since the the Long Walk,now the longest hallway ever created. Apparently
(00:36):
the beautiful Hallway got all of thatplace. Anyway. Let's see, we
got the usual stuff coming up herefor you, except it's gonna be a
whole lot better today than it wasyesterday, because that's what the natural order
of things dictates. We'll let thebucket of crab at three zero five in
Hollywood swinging at three thirty five.I guess that's all we need to talk
(00:59):
about right now, because we're goingto get to this. Hey. Look
it's Julie. It's sports desk.Real goodness. Hey, it's Julie at
the sports desk, not Julie commentthe sports desk. Correct, big difference
there, all right, So Mike'swatching the Ranger game, So why don't
we start there? I am becausethe Rangers are Let's see, you're ahead
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again. He just took the leagueagain. A double appears to be a
double by Josh Smith. A niceis he gonna be the hero of the
day in Detroit, because the Rangersdid have at one point a four to
one lead over Detroit in the topof the sixth thanks to jonah Heim driving
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in a couple of runs to createa little distance between them and the Tigers.
But then the bullpen came in andthe bullpen gave up some runs and
at the yeah, ninth inning,we were looking at it tie game four
four and yes, it does looklike Josh Smith was just able to drive
in or run the Rangers. Nowsomebody just lined into a double play to
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in the inn. Hell yeah,runners on second and third, one out.
If Kirby Yates can finish this thing, yeah, because I guess he's
the closer for now. I guesshe is. He got the last out
in the eighth. I would imaginethat he will be continuing forward to try
to pitch the ball and if hecan't do it, then I don't know
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where they go after that. Itwon't matter because we'll have lost. Yeah,
we'll just move on with our day. Yeah, we'll move on with
our day. Another day game inDetroit for the Rangers. Hopefully they can
pull this one off. It wasa good start from Dane Dunning. He
began this one four and yeah,gave the team a shot and the bullpen
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blew it. And now maybe theBats will come up big and the Rangers
will be able to get it done. We will, of course keep you
updated because Mike is watching the gamethe whole time. He'll tell us if
we happens. That's right, Yougo about your business watching right. Now,
go about your business. I willkeep you up to date. And
(03:09):
in the meantime, you keep itmoving, all right, I'll keep it
moving. I'll take a quick buzzerhere. We hadn't heard much about Dak
Prescott and his whole situation with thewoman who was accusing him of sexual assaults
as something happened outside the strip clubway back when when he says he was
(03:30):
up to STC Cabaret x TC Cabaretand something happened between Dak Prescott and a
woman, and now here in twentytwenty four she was accusing him of sexual
assault. And we did find outtoday that that woman has dropped her lawsuit.
(03:53):
But it sounds good, but it'sall kind of on technicality what she's
doing, and it sounds like shedropped the lawsuit against him in Dallas County
and instead she is moving the caseto Colin County. That's according to her
attorney, who I believe speaked orspoke with WFAA today. So I guess
(04:15):
they must be a little bit moreno nonsense about that type of thing in
Colin County than they are Dallas County. It appears that it's because so a
little confusing because the original lawsuit isnot someone suing Dak Prescott. It's Dak
suing her for reaching out to himand saying, give me money or I'm
(04:36):
going to sue you. Yeah,And he said, okay, well I'm
going to sue you first, shesaid give me money or I'm going to
say you did something. And hewas like, okay, well I'm just
going to sue you. Yeah,why do that to me? And so
they are just going to drop theirsuit in Dallas County and file it in
the same county where Dak had alreadyfiled against them, so they can all
meet at Colin County, so theyall hang out there. Yeah, because
(05:00):
apparently then they can look at allof these situations kind of together in Colin
County and review these cases. Soyeah, she submitted a non suit without
prejudice was filed on April eighth.She's voluntarily giving up the case, but
she could refile she wants to,and it does seem like she will be
doing that in Colin County so allof the lawsuits can be heard together there.
(05:26):
Dak played the ultimate trump card inthis thing, and he was like,
actually was he sued her and nowthey're actually going to sue him after
he sued her, but not criminally. They say they want one hundred million
dollars, but Dak is like,right, i want one million dollars from
them and then I'm going to donateit to the Joyful Heart Foundation. Yeah,
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it's a pretty strong move. So, yeah, I didn't do it.
I'm actually suing her for accusing meof this and try to blackmail me,
and when I win, I'm goingto donate it to charity. And
his attorneys were saying, this isactually like cheapening the people who really have
suffered from sexual assault when you havepeople that are accusing somebody of it when
(06:09):
nothing happened in their opinion, right, So yeah, this is it doesn't
seem like is going to disappear.Just seems like she's moving it to a
different county and then they can continueto try to sue each other into perpetuity
and see what happens. We'll takea quick buzzer here, Grooby. We
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were chatting a bit about Lebron atthe end of our show yesterday and the
matchup between the Lakers and the Pelicansand Zion Williamson in the play in game
that went down last night, andthis one went to the Lakers and Lebron.
Lebron had twenty three points in thewin, nine assists, nine rebounds.
The Lakers able to secure a playoffbirth with the one ten to one
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oh six victory over the Pelicans,so they did earn a playoff spot in
the Western Conference. The Pelicans,meanwhile, have to continue to fight to
not be eliminated from playoff contention,and they have to do so without Zion
Williamson because he got injured in thelast couple of minutes of this very tight
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game. And they were gonna winthat game. Boy, he was playing
his asshole. Yeah, I thinkthey were gonna win that game. They
had stormed back and they had allthe momentum if you believe in momentum sports,
and he was just getting to therim over and over and over,
and after he made a bucket totie the game, he immediately went,
(07:39):
uh, oh, something's wrong andwent down the tunnel and you're like,
what are you doing going down thetunnel. There's three minutes left, You're
about to win a game and goto the playoffs, Dude, what are
you doing? I guess he hearda hammy. Yeah. I think it
was like officially being called leg soreness. Well, yeah, they're saying it's
a hamstring and he'll be reevaluated intwo weeks, which that's a pretty severe
(07:59):
ham string. If it's just like, look, yeah, ask us in
a couple of weeks and we'll updateyou. Will he even be confused?
Yeah, And they will not beplayings because they're going to go lose to
the Kings because they don't have Zion. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah,
Zion before he got hurt in hispostseason debut, which is just sad for
(08:20):
a player of his caliber that hehasn't been on a team that's making the
playoffs ever, and he finally didand then he gets hurt. And he
had forty points and eleven rebounds inthis game before he went down and the
Pelicans, now yeah, are takingon the Kings, who were able to
beat the Warriors and the other playinggame last night. The winner of that
(08:41):
game Friday is going to move onto face the Thunder. Zion's baby mama
jumped on the internet to talk crapabout him after he got hurt. Oh
Mariah or whatever her name is,She's like, that's what you get when
you don't pay. Oh my gosh, you can't beat the goat. He
hasn't chilled out yet, out yethe's fotting behind on his fun baby moneies.
(09:05):
You know what, I had agood week of covering Mariah, the
baby mama of Zion. She wasreally prolific tweeter about Zion. But I
hadn't heard from her in a while, but I did see that last night
after he got heard, she showedup, Yeah, shames in the headlines.
So she's going to try to jumpinto that firestorm and get a little
(09:26):
bit more publicity. So the Lakerslock up the seventh seed in the Western
Conference and then they will now facethe Nuggets in the first round of the
playoffs. So unfortunately the Western Conferenceplayoffs will include Lebron. It was just
gonna be nice if it'll only includeLebron for four games, I'd imagine,
(09:48):
yeah, probably, But it isnice if like someone else just kind of
gets him out of there and youknow that you're not going to have to
deal with him. I would likefor Lebron to deal with I would love
to deal with Lebron, I thinknow, because now there the seven.
They played Denver, well, I'dlove if they sent Denver home. I'd
be kind of crazy. I don'tthink there's any chance in hell, but
it sure would be nice. Yeah. Meanwhile, what are we two make
(10:11):
of the sad sack Kings they fellapart? I don't know, I don't.
I mean, they have really goodplayers, but they had what I'm
wondering about. I mean, theydo have really good players. It seems
like they would be capable of alittle bit more than they put out there
(10:35):
so far. But still you seethem last night in that game, and
you know, I realized the Warriorsaren't what they used to be. This
signaled pretty much the end of thingsfor them. But man, they looked
like they could hang with just aboutanybody last night. Yeah, one eighteen
to ninety six, the win forSacramento over the Warriors last night, and
(11:00):
the Kings and the Pelicans are goingto square off for the eight seed on
Friday, so should be interesting.How about the Kings tan their hides?
You think? Yep, should beinteresting on Friday. Let's see the Mavericks
meanwhile, just continuing to sit backand rest and practice and work on their
(11:22):
trick shots and just have fun.Get ready to whoop the Clippers, is
what they're getting ready to do.What's right. Whereas I hope, I
hope they're staying loose. I hopethey're just relaxing a little bit, getting
some rest. Derek Lively is gettingready to go. Uh and then they
have to wait all the way untilSunday, until Game one of that series.
The closer we get to it,the more I think the MAVs are
going to kind of handle the Clipperslike I like that where your brain is
(11:46):
going, I think I will goyou one better. I think it'll be
pretty clear who's better. I thinkthey are going to tan the clippers hides,
thwack that ass a little bit.I'm gonna whack that ass. I
just I was reminded today while Iwas listening to Bed and Skin and they
have our friend Jake kemp on withhim and talking about like, so the
Clippers have beaten the Mavericks what threetimes in the postseason recently at least twice.
(12:09):
Yeah, but in the last one. I had forgotten this was the
series where that happened. Like theMavericks were just willing to try anything,
and eventually like the Mavericks started bobonin the elimination. Yeah, like they
just didn't know what to do.No, that this is not the same
Mavericks team. It's not the sameClippers team. I think that this Mavericks
(12:31):
team might give them the business.You got a bunch of really big names
on the Clippers team, but they'rea bunch of ie guys, bunch of
me guys. Yeah, and weare a team. There's no Iron team.
There is no Iron team. Iwould love to know how Kawhi Leonard
feels about Russell Westbrook and or Jamesharden Man, because I don't picture I'm
(12:54):
not really talking about here, I'mtalking about them. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm glad that's not I mean,those are great, obviously great players,
but I'm glad that that's not aproblem that we're having to think about and
deal with as fans of fat team, our team gets along swimmingly. We
have a friend who is the bestteam made out. That's right. We
knew that all along. That's right, and we're very happy to have him.
(13:16):
Meanwhile, we have gone final indate there's five four Rangers win.
The Rangers win, yay. JoshSmith is the hero. He saved the
day man. There was nobody theretoday. Yeah, yeah, nobody there.
Well, they suck. I meanthey have a winning record, but
they do suck. Yeah, theremust have been big weather. Here we
(13:39):
go. Yeah, I would ratherDetroit one. God, you doing have
fun? Oh you're not having fun. You're making everybody miserable. No,
I'm doing both, making that versionof high like Texas, Like somebody hit
(14:01):
play on seven songs at one.Yeah, it made my brain hurt just
in That's exactly what it sounds like. It hurts a lot. That is
the greatest anology you ever came out, Thank you, because it's not even
two. If it's back to thegreatest anology anybody has ever come up with.
I think you have t shirts made. Even that first note. You're
like, oh I know that.Oh God, what's happening? Oh God?
(14:22):
They did release the times for theMavericks game, so we knew it
was going to be on Sunday inLA for game one, and we now
know that that is going to bea two thirty tip. On the rest
of the schedule, ABC, Ihave the Yeah, do they play next
Thursday? No? All right,We're going to have a draft show next
(14:43):
Thursday. Okay, there you go, it's officially official. Get ready the
NFL Draft Show at Buffalo Wild Wingsand Grapevine where we'll be on remote for
our show and then you guys willleave and Kat's going to join me and
we're going to do a draft shutthat. How about that? Yeah?
So Sunday two thirty game one,and then Tuesday at ten o'clock PM.
(15:05):
What for Game two between the MAVsand the Clippers. Remember this is a
cross before Okay, ten o'clock Eastern, so nine o'clock our time. Yeah,
Steel pretty late on T and Tfor that one. So we have
three different networks for the first threegames. Uh. And then we're going
to have a Friday game next weekat seven o'clock our time, eight o'clock
(15:31):
Eastern on ESPN. So we gotSunday, Tuesday, Friday and then back
to Sunday and that might be it. Just four games. Yeah, that's
all it's gonna take. End themhome. Yeah, I think it'll take
five or six. Send them homewith their brooms. They'll take five or
six. I'll bet five, yeah, five, six. I'm not going
to say five. I'm gonnaday six. I think it's gonna be six.
(15:54):
But that is what's going on withthe Mavericks. And let's do a quick
little buzz here. I gotta tellyou about this Dallas Stars game tonight.
It's the final regular season game forthe Stars and they're hosting the Saint Louis
Blues. All Dallas needs at thispoint, because we knew that the Stars
(16:14):
had clinched the Central Division, wedid not know what was going to happen
with the Western Conference, and theStars have not known for the past few
days. There's been a few variablesdifferent teams. If Calgary loss, we
could have won various things. Butwhat it has come down to now at
this point is that Dallas just needsone point to clinch the Western Conference tonight.
(16:37):
Let's go get two. Two pointswould be great. Yeah. If
they do clinch, then their opponentin the first round of the NHL Playoffs
will not be determined until around midnighttomorrow night, when La and Vegas play
their last games. So it's gonnabe one of those two teams, and
I think probably the tough draw isVegas for them obviously the Cup champs.
(17:03):
They knocked Dallas off out of theplayoffs last season. But it would be
really fun too Pete Devor's old team, another rematch between the Stars and the
Golden Knights. But we will waitand see who they're going to play.
They do have their final regular seasongame. It's always a fun one for
the fans, and they think thefans and throw out their jerseys at the
(17:25):
end of the game and all that. So that's going down tonight as the
Dallas Stars wrap up their regular seasonas Central Division champs. Oh and the
big news for tonight is that DadEnough is back. Yeah, he's back
in the line. He's been outfor a while. He's been out since
February tenth with a lower body injury. Yah, which part I don't know,
(17:45):
leg or hip or lower I don'tknow. But I can't decide if
I love or hate that. Inhockey, they're just like, no,
we're only going to tell you whichhalf of the body. Yeah, you
can't know what's hurt. That's howthey roll. But he's a really good
player and so it'd be great toget him back just in time for the
playoffs. He has a lot ofplayoff experience and he has been good for
the Stars in the playoffs in thepast last season, and Tyler Sagan is
(18:07):
taking a breather tonight, so heis going to step in and Tyler's spots
for Game eighty two tonight at theDouble A se And let's check in with
Dirt. Oh, guess what dayit is? Guess what day it is?
Huh? Anybody? Today's National BananaDay. I love bananas, bandas
(18:32):
that's all I wanted to. Ohmy Goshcoopy, we're so in sync.
It's banana Day. Banana Day sharesthe day with crawfish though it's National Crawfish
Day. Boo, love them too, Boo. I don't like crawfish.
I've told you this, Why Ican't. They're little, they're little fingers,
and they're a little fingers. EvenNo, I don't like things,
(19:00):
Okay, so I don't like thingsthat you eat when they're in the same
form that they were when they werealive. About a crispy shrimp ball.
I would eat a shrimp ball becausethe shrimp is all mashed into a ball,
but an actual shrimp. No,I say that, okay, like
one of our first No, Ido do something and like I need its
(19:22):
head or it's tail, Like,no, thank you. I think I
understand what you're saying. I don'twant to eat anybody's tail. See this
before. Yeah, I don't agreebecause I love crawfish. Crawfish bulls are
my favorite thing on earth. ButI get it because once one time I
did go somewhere where they had likethe whole pig that they were roasting or
whatever, and I eat many porkproducts. But I was like, I
(19:45):
don't really want to, Like Idon't want to see its little face,
eyeballs, bowlging out as I runup to it with a knife and a
fork salivating. Yeah no, butthere's a size thing to it at some
point, and animals become big enoughthat I wouldn't want to eat it off
its body because I think it mighthave a soul, if we have souls,
(20:06):
I don't know, But like acrawfish, it's just a crawfish.
It's just a stupid little crawfish.When you see a cow, do you
think it's got a soul? Yeah? Yeah, I think it's just take
a big old bite out of thecow. So if somebody said, I
promise you that part is the rabbi, but they had the whole cow corpse
and they're like, here, takethis piece, I would say I don't
want that piece. That's weird.What if they have the cow all marked
(20:27):
up like they do in butcher shops. You're not telling you what part?
No, what part of the cowis? What? No, let me
just go up to it. Yeah, because I think if your brain is
really really small, I don't thinkyou probably have like emotions and stuff.
So like a crawfish isn't a realthing to me. It's just a stupid
(20:47):
little bug, and so I caneat him, no problem. Yeah,
it's not about the emotions. It'smore about me being grossed out. See
for me, it's about it ifI looked into eyes, it's more just
like I get grossed out. Okay, Mine is about the animal because if
I could look at that animal andbe like, oh I look at you,
I'd be like I want to eatthat. That's right, Except once
you change the form. But ifthey're little, they have a lot of
(21:08):
tiny brains, and that crawfish doesn'tlike feel sadness. You don't know,
stupid little crawfish. He just instinctsaround. The lobster's like swimming around in
the grocery store. That kills metoo. Yeah, they're just cruising around
like I have no idea that they'rejust about to be boiled and eaten,
and they're only there to be eaten. I need to figure out where the
(21:30):
line is because I think it's somethingbigger than lobster, because the lobster's just
a stupid lobster. They don't knownothing, but it might be boiled.
Yeah, I would like to hearthe sound of all of the individual crawfish
(21:53):
as they hit the boa in theirmind. Well, because they die real
fast. Today's also National Cheeseball Day. Do you think the crawfish who's tried
to be a tough guy kind ofraises up and says, well, been
a good I don't know. Ijust know that those suckers die immediately.
(22:15):
Cheese balls like the snacks, orcheeseballs like a ball of cheese for Cheeseball
Day, What do you think,what do you do with the balls snack,
which is a ball of cheese.But I mean, I guess you're
saying, like, yeah, withthe Planters cheeseballs that come in the blue
cane, what's that sound like acheesey poof? You're a kidding like a
goldfish. You don't know what cheeseballsare. I have had cheeseballs. Why'd
(22:38):
you say, what's that? BecauseI don't know if they were that kind.
The kind I've always had is ina clear container that's gigantic. Oh
yeah, that's the generic brands.Yeah, those are good. They are
pretty good. They're so good,pretty good because then you get then you
get to lick your fingers, yeah, to get all the extra cheese off.
But you gotta try some planters.Okay, their next level. I
only think they make peanuts. Dothat too? All right? That's what
(23:02):
data is. Everything they make isgood. Coming up there, guys.
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