041724 530 Sunset Lounge

Julie is still struggling with her hair! Caitlyn Clark was asked a creepy question in her introductory press conference! Then we do the Two Minute Drill! 

Episode Transcript

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It is five thirty six. Well, I'm thinking of it. I would
like to invite you to be withus at four thirty tomorrow when we will
visit with Lee Habib of Great AmericanStories. I don't think that's actually happening.
I mean, I bet, doyou guys want to bet? We
could? We probably could get himif we wanted to for our American Stories.

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I don't know who our American Storiesgroup said great Americans. I mean,
they are great American Stories. Thisis Lee Habibe that runs through my
head a lot more than it should. I think I'm good on him.
I just gave it another reason torun through your head should be I'm sorry,

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damn it, Shoopy. What haveI ever done to you? No
that shooting. You've always been greatto be right always. I want to
try to get some of that redpilled America on here, get a different
TC on here. Yes, inreturn, I give you Lee Habib,

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all right? Five thirty seven hereon the freak. Yeah, oh yeah,
the day is done. It's timeto head out. Theoretically, head

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home, but that's just a theory. Theories can be debunked, and you
know that the best way for youto debunk. The heading home is to
drive by your place, because onceyou do, you're going to take a

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sharp ride into that parking lot.You know, because it's your kind of
place. It's a place where theyknow you, you know them. It's
a place where after a tough daylike today, where you've had all kinds
of weird conversations with people and you'vehad bosses up your eyes and stuff,

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you need somewhere to take the edgeand this place will do it because it's
that kind of place. It's aplace where they know you, you know
them, and you can take theedge off. You will take the edge
off. It's a place where thelights are dimn the music swings, but
it's never too loud, and youdon't even have to tell them when to

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make it a double. It's aplace where the skirts are tight, the
necklines plunge. Hey, you knowfull well others don't, but you do
know full well that yes, thereis such a place like that. It's
the Sunset Lounge. Waste no time, step inside the green door, have

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a seat at the bar, andget in the groove at the Sunset Lounge
with the Speakeasy on ninety seven toone, the freak. Julie's about five
hours in to try to untangle herhair that got sucked in the back of
the blow dryer this morning. Ohis that what's going on over there?

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Yep, that's what's going on overthere. We're about five hours into it
and we're not done. Yeah,my blow dryer attacked my head this morning.
Do you need me to brush itout for you? Yeah? I
do, I really do. Ithink I need to like put some sort
of conditioner on it or something.And I also had this fear of like,
oh gosh, is this what myI have coming for me in like

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ten years when my daughter starts havingall these hair problems and I'm the one
that's supposed to be able to figurethis out for her. Oh yeah,
I can't even figure it out forme. My hair is ruined. I
ruined my hair today. You betterstart figuring. I know it's coming for
me ruined. Yeah, it isall right, Well you got in my

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hair. There's a clip that's flyingall around Twitter right now that I want
to chat about with the clips?Yes, No, what what if we
just had like a sneak attack totaleclipse glasses? We're dead, You're dead.

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We're dead. What if we weredead and that was heaven? Heaven
be boring? I mean like itwas super cool. But if that's heaven
like all of us more stuff.Yeah, they're screaming and Ruby saying we're
dead. We're dead, We're dead. You know what that might be?
Heaven might be. People are stilltalking to me about that thing, the

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eclipse. Yeah, what are peoplesaying to you about the eclipse? Well,
they're just you know, bringing itup. Did you did you see
it? Tell me how great theythought it was? And I did too.
Yeah, you were giddy. You'regiggling like, yes, I was
gobble gobble. Where'd you get that? I don't know during Thanksgiving gobble gobble?

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Oh man. So people in Indianaor giddy, speaking of giddy,
because they got Caitlin Clark. Shewent number one in the w NBA Draft
this week. Fever Indiana feb Youknow the team name in Indiana, which

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means that Caitlyn is an e fnstar. She's a star. And today
she was introduced to the media withher new team for the very first time.
You got like one hundred thousand viewsjust the clue the press or press
conference. Everybody wants to hear whatKaylyn Clark has to say about being drafted

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number one overall, getting ready tobegin her career in the WNBA after what
was an iconic college career in Iowa. And unfortunately she's not in the headlines
today because you know of any reasonbesides I guess she's in the headlines.

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But this is what's going viral.It's because there was a man that was
creepy at the press conference that askedher a creepy question and creeped her out.
Caitlin Greg Doyle, Indie Star.Real quick, let me do this.
You like you like that. Ilike that you're here. I like
that you're here. I do thatin my family after every game. So

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okay, we'll start doing it tome and we'll get along just fine.
So question, okay, talking aboutSo she does heart hands to her family
after every game. This is herhands make Yeah, yeah, I know
what heart hands are. Yeah,you know what heart hands are. Yeah.
I don't know how to do them, but I know what they are.
You can do it. Yeah,you can make a heart. I

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believe in you that that looks veryheartish. You take your picture, do
it again. Okay, make theheart. You can do it. I
don't. Yeah, no, smiled, all right, put that up on

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the freak Socials. So Kaylin Clarkdoes heart hands to her family after every
game, and Greg Doyle, calumnistwith the Indianapolis Star, noticed this and
thought that it would be a greatidea as she's being introduced at her first
press conference with her new team,to have the opportunity to ask her a

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question and just give her heart hands. So that's how this started. Okay,
we'll play it one more time.So picture Greg Doyle giving Kaitlin Clark
heart hands, and then this iswhat happened. Caitlin, Greg Doyle and
the Star. Real quick, letme do this. You like you like
that, I like that you're here. I like that you're I do that

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in my family after every game.So okay, we'll start doing it to
me and we'll get along just fine. So question, it's so cringe.
Okay, I guess you had tobe there. He made an accidental mistake.

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I know his name and I don'tremember for what reason from years ago.
He was a CBS sports guy,I think, so like because I
heard the clip, I went andlooked him like, I know that freaking
name. I know that name.I know that name, and I still
don't know why I remember his name, but I knew that he covered Indianapolis
sports like I'm on a social mediaaccount, and he sure appears to be

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like the sweetest man. Oh reallylike today. Here's a series of his
tweets. Caitlin Clark is a vibein all capital letters. The at Indiana
Fever and our whole city are solucky to say nothing at at Indie Mayor
Joe and our beloved sports columnists.So he's celebrating that she's there. The

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next one, Kaitlyn Clark is fascinating, great player, obviously fascinating human being.
I could write twenty different columns fromjust these thirty five minutes with her
today. I'll pick one and dothe rest some other day. That's a
promise. Then when he gets seatedat the press conference, he sends out
a picture of his view of thepress or. I've chosen the angle for
today. I'm going to write aboutperfection and the pursuit of it and the

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impossibility of that standard. Yeah,it's about Caitlyn Clark. You'll see.
She's fascinating. Today was fascinating.I did some reporting, then a link
to his column Welcome to Indiana,Caitlyn Clark, We're going to ask too
much of you, and then anotherlink to his thing Watching the reaction as
new Indiana Fever star Kaitlyn Clark metIndianapolis had hit me just how much the

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world has asked of her for fouryears and we're probably about to ask for
more. It's too much, butwe're going to do it and she'll probably
deliver. So he's real in her, so I can he needs to calm
down. That is weird, AndI think I don't know because like just
off of the vibe of those Ithink people trying to cover women's sports don't

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know what to do right right,this is right for them. What we
do with the WNBA is we makejokes. That's what Michael Shay did and
then Caitlyn Clark came on and waslike sub and it was funny. And
so I think for a lot ofpeople, what they want to do is
they're going over the top with justlove love, love, positive, positive,
positive. And would Greg Doyle interactin that way with an Indianapolis Colts

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player after a game. Absolutely not. But I think it's accidentally guessing accidentally
because you're trying to be over thetop kind and courteous and promoting, like
I support you, right, I'mmaking you feel comfortable. This isn't weird,

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right, And instead it comes offas so I feel like just doing
the hearthands at her from the beginningwas awkward, but that could get passed
off as just being awkward. It'sa weird thing for a reporter to do,
and he may just be incredibly awkward. And she said that's what I
do to my family. So,and then she had the awkward thing where
you finish a sentence with the wordso because she was feeling weird, but

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like you could pass all of thatoff is just like, okay, let's
move on. This was awkward andweird. But for him to say you
can do that to me, whatyou're a reporter because they don't know how
to be reporters on a woman's sport. That's just human interaction interacting with another

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Yeah, yeah, he may andhe may just be super awkward. Like
can you imagine if a woman reportersaid that to an NBA player how much
she would get correct destroyed correct forlike hitting on a guy and not being
professional. And that's why we shouldn'thave women reporters and uh huh, that's
why they shouldn't be allowed to interactwith the players, because they're just looking

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for one thing. Uh huh,that would all happen. Yep, he
had no idea how to interact withher, and that was weird. Yeah,
the heart before you ask your question. Hi, I'm a four time
sports Calumnist of the Year of theUnited States of America. I want to

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make a heart at you before Iask my question. It's like he's talking
to his daughter or something. Yeah, it's like patting him on the head.
And I think that's kind of probablythe vibe that he was putting off
is like I'm trying to be supportiveand propping up and telling letting you know
how much we're excited you're here andall that. But he didn't know how
to use his words. And he'sallegedly one of the best sports calumnists in

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the country, but he didn't knowhow to use his words. Jee sure,
taking a lot of heat right now. We'll see if he ever sits
in front of Caitlyn Clark at apress conference again, I would imagine he
will a lot. Yeah. Imean, like he's the he's the biggest
sports writer in Indianapolis. I think, Yeah, I don't know. This
is this quickly has gone viral,and you know what happens when the whole

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country's mad at somebody for doing somethingthat I think is wrong or inappropriate or
whatever, and a lot of womenjournalists are attacking him. Yeah, I
mean, I'm sure they have otherwriters at this paper. There will be
an apology tomorrow where he tries toexplain how he flubbed it and what he
was intending to do, and he'llbe okay. I would probably the best

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thing for him to do is fallon the sword tomorrow. Just get it
over with, get it behind you, go from there. Yeah, because
he's been If he does that,then in a couple of days, this
will all be forgotten. Throughout theday, he's just been continuing to post
about the press conference and about theIndiana fever and Caitlin Clark and how great
everything is, and like no responsesto anyone tagging him in that video.

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So I don't even know if heknows that people are like you f love
that brother, or he knows andis just counting on people continuing to keep
going to his Twitter as he hadsome more stories and stuff. Yeah,
like we all are at his Twitter. I am on his Twitter because I'm
trying to get a feel for whohe is. And like it's a picture
of a guy hugging his dog andsmiling, and all of his things seemed

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reasonably positive. Like it doesn't seemlike he's a troll or a dumb ass.
I think he's probably a sweet manthat had no idea how to approach
that. He meant, well,it was The weird part was that you
can do that towards me. Yeah, like what that's crazy? Yeah,

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it was crazy. Bam. Itwas so because there's this it's there's like
the WNBA was like they did prettygood ratings. I think whenever their first
year was when the games were onlike NBC or something like that, they
were on a big channel. Yeah, and since then, it's just been
steadily down, down, down downNow no no no, no, no,
no no no. And now it'slike back yeah, and it's like,
all right, the big time columnistsin this town. It's up the

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NBA time, like this is whatwe're going to talk about. And he's
in the town where the most popularplayer just popped in and It's like,
here you go. He had noidea what to do with it. Just
be cool, just be normal.Yeah, that was like a cheerleader thing.
He's like being a cheerleader. Yeah. I wonder if that means Caitlin
Clark's a swifty because you know,that's kind of a swifty thing. The

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hearthands, Taylor Swift does not getto claim the hearth hands. She does
not get to claim hear hands.She mostly she's most of the reason people
do hearthands. I think I don'tthink I agree with you. Okay,
well I don't know. I mean, obviously anything that she does regularly is
going to become more and more popular. Yeah, so maybe it is,
But I don't think she gets toclaim it. No, Like if Hugh

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Jackman started doing thumbs up, like, I don't think he gets to claim
the thumbs up. The thumbs upis way more common than hard hands,
not anymore. Nobody gets a thumbsup anymore. It was last times to
they gave you a thumbs up.Thumbs up and thumbs ups to Groomy though
our thumb up is it thumb upsor something thumbs up? Thumb Shoopy likes

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to thumb thumb up, thumb up, because you're not going to it's the
thumb up. I give thumb up. Thumb up. Yeah, I say
that if it's like, yeah,why do we say thumbs up when it's
a thumb I'm sorry, it's onlyone thum Are you saying my thumb this?
My thumb is up. Thumbs Youcan do two thumbs. It could
be a contraction as then it's alwaysthumb is up. Thumb. Maybe maybe

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you're trying to start a movement.You know it's just one thumb up,
but you're trying to get others tojoin in. Everybody put your thumbs up.
Okay, so it's a request thumbsup, yeah, my fingers because
you say put your hands up,but you want both. You raise your

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hand. It's thumb up. Itshould be thumb up. You've been doing
this wrong the whole ef in timefor all your thumbs you just say thumb
if it's one, put your buttsup, because it's not. It's not
raised hands. It's a raised hand. It's a thumb up. But if
I were to say, I alwaysgive thumbs up, so you give a
thumb up, I always give grubya thumb up. Because you don't get

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them two. You didn't give themtwo, you get one, right,
Mike's dying. I don't fully understandit either, but I know it makes
Stoopy laugh every time, so he'llexplain off the ear. I'm just giving

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by giving you access to that tendigit code, you can get to us.
It's two one four seven eight sevenone nine seven one. And when
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and that's something is the two minutedrill, and you can be a part
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First, start whatever you have tosay, the words I think that be

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Jeff's right. I mean, Jeff, whenever you make that circle with your
thumb and forefinger and then you pokeyour other finger in it, that you
could do that to me anytime.But that's not awkward or weird for me
to say. Yeah, you're owthe tu minute drill go. I think

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that I would like to do overfrom yesterday. The name Lance is not
that comment of a name, butback in medieval times, I still couldn't
get it. You're on the drill, going to call back tomorrow. I
think that I don't know, man. I'm just really glad KT made it

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over the ocean without knees and flippers. Yea. And we just gotta get
that boy back because that's my radiohero. But groovy Grooves, you got
the best buds. You're ow thetwo minute drill go. I think that
people need to stop taking sealties inthe bathroom mirror so gross. At least
crop out the dap. Love youguys. At least what I don't know,

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I do it? Well, I'mpooping. You didn't have to say
that you owe the Tube the drillgo, I think that dum dum dum
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owe the tube of drills. Yougot the last word, go. I
think that if Taylor Swift gets toclaim harthands, I got DIBs on feeding
the geese. All right, Iguess that will do it for us for
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so it'll be cool to everyone.We love you, be easy, enjoy

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it. Have a couple of beersto night, but you know, get
ready to work tomorrow. I hadrecovery beer. Good show, love you,
Bye Bye, keep living all right. Bye.