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April 22, 2024 17 mins
It’s another edition of I Don’t Know, Man! What do you not know about?

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(00:36):
Hell, yeah, all right,that is fun drive or this is fun
drive and this today is what todayhas all been leading up to. I
don't know, man, Yeah,it's I don't know, man, Monday.
We're looking for you, the freaklistener, to come through with.

(00:59):
I don't know, man, nowwhat this is is? It can be
anything, but I guess it's gotto be something that you would say,
I don't know, man, aboutbefore you tell anybody what it is.
You don't know, Yeah, perfectexplanation. I don't know, man,

(01:22):
I think that could have been better. Yeah, I think it could be.
Well, that's kind of the beautia. Had I know that I was
going to do that, I wouldhave thought it out a little bit better
and it would have been better.So it's okay, man, I don't
know. Man's something where you don'tknow what to say. So you say,
I don't know, man, Yeah, well you don't know, you

(01:45):
don't know? Yeah, all right, should be if you got stuff all
try stuff in there. Yeah.We got about thirteen total. Who if
we want to play one and discussor through. I don't know. I
think that too. I don't know, man, I don't know man either.
Maybe let's uh let me see,let me pick one that uh might

(02:05):
get things going. Let's go withthe Michaels. Okay, have you ever
wondered why ducks are so nice butgeese are complete a holes? I don't
know, man, it's weird.Oh ducks are nice, but geese are
complete a holes. I don't know. I'd probably have to be a little

(02:29):
bit more familiar with the nature ofthe goose before I could really endorse that
position. Oh it's true. Yeah, apparently Canadian geese, I think,
are especially insane. I believe so. I'm a man of the water.

(02:50):
I encounter both sets of foul quitefrequently enough. It does that deftly confirm?
Go to the lake house? Yeah, yeah, that's yes, that's
the news. If you want toput it that way, I guess you
can. Okay, just checking.We don't have today Canada geese down here?
Do we? Of course we do. We do. You know the

(03:14):
whole deal with geese, man,I guess I don't. They migrate.
They go south for winter. Theycan't stay in Canada the whole time.
Okay, all right, And it'ssomething laughing at you and laughing at TC's
question. I just didn't know ifthey made it down this far. I
think they go to Mexico. Iwatched Migration with my daughter. They go

(03:37):
to Jamaica and that so I guessthey wouldn't pass directly over us. But
I've never seen one out in thewild around here, and I am a
big fan of the Canada goose.You are, Yeah, they look very
regal, very unique, and veryinteresting, like you can sit down and

(03:59):
talk to one, maybe feed thegeese, maybe ruby what we're not doing
that here? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm gonna buzz myself. What do
you do? Nice innocent animal conversation? What do you do? He's using
euphemisms for solo sexual activities. That'sright, it's out of line quite obviously.

(04:23):
You're kind of tossing the bread andyou know that motion. I'm looking
at a map of the migration ofthe Canada goose and we are definitely included,
absolutely, the Canada goose. That'dbe awesome to see one. And
so they mean, god, yeah, all geese are not nice. I
think the Canadian they've got to benice, like so sorry, yeah,

(04:46):
yeah, what you got there?A bread? I think I'm interested in
that. Now you get in there, goose, you'll know they're not nice,
okay, but ducks tend to benice. I mean, look at
them, they just waddle all around. They're pleasant. Dude. Will a

(05:10):
goose make a run at you?Oh yeah, oh yeah, although I
have tried to see what they gotand none of them taken a roun at
me. Who they're scared to you? Yeah, i'll let them know.
Bow up to them. Oh yeah, I'll bow to goose. I'm sorry
I was having too much fun.Then, all right, let's hear in
free number two? Yeah, pleaseplease as well. Yeah, here's Matt.

(05:38):
I don't know, man. I'vegot a toy poodle named Shilah Poof
that I got from the divorce,and I have to get it groomed.
I do it twice a year,and the little young groomer said that she
was too old to get it,like get groomed. I don't know,
man, Is that agism? Imean we're talking about the old can't go
ahead and they can't get a haircut. I don't know, man, I

(06:01):
don't know. Own three. Idon't know, man, Mike. Are
you allowed to get haircuts? Yes? That's good, Yes, I got
one last week. Yeah, allowedto get haircut. I'm very pleased to
let you and anybody else who caresknow that I am allowed to get haircuts.

(06:23):
So what's Shia Lapoof supposed to do? Oh? I don't know.
So the groomer said that Shia Lapoofwas too old to get groomed. Yeah,
and they fear that like Shia mightdie on their watch or something,
or the haircut would put them overthe edge and faint. I've never had

(06:46):
a poodle myself, and of courseI have to confess that I've always found
them a bit silly and have harshlyjudged people who owns poodles. And now
I'm as my dog is reaching apoint where it's probably time to make some
plans about what the next dog situationis going to be. And I'm saying,
if I could just get one thatdoesn't shed, that'd be nice.

(07:10):
And find out that that's the onlyoption is poodles and poodle derivatives doodles.
It's made me understand what the doodlecraze is about. These are the other
people who are like, I'll takea dog, but not one that sheds.
Yeah, and you got to getyour Canada goose. He probably wouldn't
shed, But I don't know ifthat's what we're looking for fault. I

(07:32):
don't know, man, I might. I might get a doodle of some
kind and I don't feel good aboutit. But I do a lot to
not work with. Do you havedogs? Yes, I have a dog.
And the hair gets everywhere and you'rejust cool with it. It doesn't
really get everywhere. It's not thatbad. Is it a short hair dog?

(07:57):
No, it's medium linked hair.It's an Australian shepherd. She's got
beautiful hair like Bluey. Yeah,isn't that what they are? I think
that it's like a healer. Yeah, that's right, of course. Bloe
Heela watched the last Blue episode theWedding one weekend. Yeah, how to
go? I cried, all uhjus. I know. I'm a huge

(08:20):
Shila buff fan, so I wasexcited that they the whole story in the
Bluey episode where they're talking about thethe horses run away and then they're like,
oh, this is bad, butthey come back with the horses.
Shaya told that whole story on anepisode with John Burenthal. Oh really,
you can get it either Shia orBluey. There's options for both on YouTube.

(08:43):
Oh nice. Yeah, and that'show The episode ended with them telling
the story again. It was veryopen ended. We haven't made it that
farwe family, My viewing partner doesnot make it twenty eight minutes. I
don't know of the episode even makeit through Bluey. I mean, it's
the longest pl there. It wasa long one, Okay. We got
to get to more of these.I don't know, Man's okay. We

(09:05):
have Harry and carry both commenting onbullet train type stuff. I don't know,
man, I just think that theactual land you need to build a
train track between Dallas and Houston isprobably the most important part of any bullet

(09:26):
train plan. You think they startwith that first, But I guess not.
I don't know, man, ButTC, you want to go down
a rabbit hole, you might wantto look into the Texas Railroad Commission and
all the other boards that Texas has, plumbing boards and all that other stuff.
Man, I don't know, you'dbe surprised what these guys are in

(09:48):
charge of. I don't know.I don't know you can look into it
or not. But I'm just sayingI don't know you can do them really.
I mean, I know Texas RailroadCommission has surprisingly little to do with
railroads. I've gone that far.But yeah, I think they're they're up
to something. I think it's oiland gas regulation in the state is done

(10:09):
by the Railroad Commission. But Icould be wrong about that. But yeah,
if you guy, if you gotan uncle who's a railroad commissioner,
I bet you could get a lotof free Stars tickets. That's That's mainly
what I'm saying. All right,what else we got, greepy Let's see,
got a couple kind of driving roadrelated from Garrett and Nick. I

(10:31):
don't know, man, I livedin Dallas for like eight years, and
six thirty five has been under constructionfor like eight years. The highway tolls
come from Dallas forward, Man,eight dollars. I don't know mine.
Both those things are super annoying.Mm hm. The highway tolls from Dallas

(10:52):
to four Worth is eight bucks apparently, dude, the tollways these days.
Yeah, they have a little sign. You know, it's digital, so
it changes, of course supposed tolook at it whenever you're taking the special
road. That Yeah, he's justtalking about the Express, right, Yeah,
the Express. You can you cango from seven dollars to four words
dollars for me to go home ifI want to get on that bad boy.

(11:15):
Yeah, yeah, a lot.Yeah. Com is money, that's
right, money is time. Whatelse we got, shoopy, Let's see,
let's get a little MAVs discussion fromBrandon and Dan. I don't know,
man, the maths for eight pointin the second quarter? Geez,

(11:35):
I don't know, man, Idon't know, man. I don't know
about all this crying about Jason Kidd. LOOKA didn't get along with Carlisle.
I don't know, man. Heseems to get along with j Kid,
and Kyrie seems to go along withj Kid. I don't know, man,
Let's let it play out. Idon't know, man, have a
lot of I don't know, man. I've heard the Kyrie and Luca like

(11:56):
Kid argument before, and if that'strue, it's it's a strong point,
but I just have such a hardtime believing it. I don't know.
No, I don't know that theydislike him. I don't think that they
hate him, But I have ahard time thinking that they respect him as

(12:20):
much as the people advance in thisargument say that they do. Because if
I'm seeing the stuff that he throwsout and I'm a little nonplussed, and
they're behind the scenes, like seeinghow this comes together. Do you think
that they're just blown away by hislevel of preparation and whatever respect that they
might have. It certainly didn't translateinto results yesterday, But I mean whatever,

(12:43):
you can always say that about everycoach after they've had a bad performance
in one game. It's not aboutone game. But there's been plenty of
games of Jason Kidd's coaching career whereI don't think that anyone who was on
the inside of it, seeing howit came together, would be especially impressed.
If if he gets fire, Iguarantee you there will be stories about
the players being nonplus by what theysaw. But you know, I don't

(13:07):
know if he wins a championship,then they'll be stories about how great he
is. I don't know that I'mgiving you amazing analysis there, but I'm
skeptical of the idea that they likethey respect him as much as because whatever
and always goes back to is likehe is one of the great players of
all times. Certainly, you know, like there was a time in the
early two thousands where having him onyour team and automatic finals appearance there's just

(13:30):
not a lot of players like that. He's clearly very good. However,
I don't think that their like theiridea of his reputation is not entirely formed
by things that happened when they werein elementary school. I bet that they're
probably based more on what he didlast week. And he might have seemed
like a dummy last week, andthat probably is going into their evaluation.

(13:52):
Yeah, I think how many ringsdid he win? Just a one?
Yeah? Just here because he lostthe spurs all those times when he's with
the Yeah, they can think thathe might not be the most prepared ex's
and know's kind of coach, butalso like him, and I think that's
probably what we're looking at. Ithink they like him hopefully, you know.

(14:13):
Well, anyway, let's not forgetyou got a new boss now.
Indeed, and what he thinks iswhat's going to hold sway, And if
he thinks they would be better fitwith a better suited with a new coach,

(14:33):
even in his very uneducated, inexperiencedopinion, then there will be a
new coach. Yeah. Wow,Can I give you guys that I don't
know? Man? Yes, Yeah, toilet paper holder technology, I don't

(14:54):
know, man, why I thinkthat what we've ended up with is the
optim away. I'm talking about theones in your house where there's just kind
of like one thing coming out fromthe wall. Whereas it used to be
that you'd have the little two halvesof a cylinder with a spring between them.

(15:16):
Why do we ever, what isit like now where there'll just kind
of be like a hook that's comingout from the wall and there's no one,
there's no end, there's no likecap on the end. It's not
you know what I'm saying that,yes you have, I don't think I
have. If you go to yourhouse right now, there's it's just like
a kind of a C shape maybe, yeah, And so you can just

(15:41):
easily take the I had to buyfree standers at my house because there's no
place in the wall for it.Well, the free the free standers you
bought, probably it's you don't haveto do any extra steps to take the
old roll off and put a newrole on. There's nothing stopping the toilet
paper roll from leaving the toilet paperrole holder. It's just kind of hanging

(16:03):
there. Yeah, And how wasthat not the first idea? This is
an amazing technological advance that's happened duringmy time on this planet that has become
much much easier to replace an oldtoilet paper roll. But why way,
I'll bet it probably was the firstidea. Well, why didn't they just

(16:26):
do that? Well, because somebodycame along with what they thought was a
better one and wound up going theway it did with the spring things.
But it's it's an amazing technological bit. But I'm very fascinated by technological advances
that didn't You didn't need science tothink up something new. It's it's our
lives have definitely improved with the newtoilet paper role holders. But they could

(16:52):
have. They had all the piecesto do this the first time that someone
took a poop inside, and theydec I did not to, And I
just don't why didn't they? Idon't know, Man, that's really good.
I don't know, Mann, that'sa good point. You may win
the prize for the day. No. I wanted to go to a listener

(17:12):
because I'm selfless. I like theduck and the geese one. You got
some more, well, people gota few more than we might be able
to do next, and maybe oneof them will win some win a prize
or something. I like that.And I have some feedback too on these
current I don't know. Man's thatwe've been disgusting. That came in via
text, so maybe, and Idon't know. Man continued, plus a

(17:33):
little bit of Dallas Starr's playoff prepwhen we come back in the Sunset Lounge
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