042224 530 Sunset Lounge

 We have some more I Don’t Know, Man submissions! Then we do the Two Minute Drill! 

Episode Transcript

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All right, five thirty four isthe time you're listening to ninety seven one
the Freak, This is the Speakeasy. Yeah, we got about a half
an hour or so left, solet's make the most of this half hour.
What do you say, mind ifI squeeze in a few I don't

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know, ma'am's I think you shoulddo? We want to do it in
the lounge though. Oh that's agood question, fair. I don't know,
man, I think we do needto go to the lash. Yeah,
it just feels good. Yeah,definitely the place to do something like
this. That's right, the dayis done. Time for you to leave

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it all behind for one day,because you got four more days of it
this week. You are behind theeight ball. So why not start the
week off with a trip to yourplace. You're gonna drive right by it
on the way home, anyway,why not just wheel in, stick yourhead

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in the door, and just seewho's there. You'll find somebody because it's
your kind of place. It's aplace where they know you, you know
them. It's a place where youcan take the edge off. It's a
place where the lights are dim,the music swings, but it's never too
loud. And you don't even haveto tell them to make it a double.

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It's a place where the skirts aretight and the necklines plunge. Nah,
you may think, I don't know, man, There ain't no places
like that anymore. There can't be. They've all been outlawed. We've all

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gotten too correct, maybe, Butthere is this one. It is the
Sunset Lunch. So go on stepinside the green door, have a seat
at the bar, and get inthe groove at the Sunset Lounge with the

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speakeasy on ninety seven one the freak. All right, I don't know,
man, somebody's gonna have to explainthe air friar to me. Oh,

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I know I probably need one,but I don't know nothing about it,
and I can't imagine how something calledan air fryer works. The name is
clearly nonsensical, right, I'm beinglied to from the outset, and I
don't like it. But you understandwhat they do, right, TC,

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Like I own one and can operateit. But I wouldn't say I understand
what they do, like it's basicallyjust a convection of it, except smaller
you said that, like I knowwhat a convection of it is, and
that's It just blows hot air allaround, all right. All right,

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now you've gotten to it like afan. It just blows hot air all
around basically. Yeah, so itcooks things a little more evenly and quicker.
All right. So it's not afriar because the friar is like dropping
in in an genes. Okay,they call it that because it uses air
to cook things. I think thefryar parts. They probably could have made

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a different choice there. But don'tyou think that a lot of the popularity
of the air friars due to thefact that the word friar is in the
title. Right, Maybe with othersegments of the population, but not me.
It didn't work on me. Isaid, they're lying. I don't
like it. My wife wants one, so we have one. I do
use it, but only with suspicion. You need one. I reheated some

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snuffers. Does it sound like hetrusts it. I don't entirely trust it,
but you do need it. Iagree with Julie that you need it.
Yeah, It's just one of thoseinevitable things in life. If you
have snuffers fries that you bought lastnight and you want to eat them,
today. What are you going todo, shoopy, I don't know.

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I guess I'm gonna capitulate and getone. Oh. I end up using
it a lot mm hmm. Yeah, but you got to clean it and
everything. Is it hard to clean? Throw the dishwasher? Yeah? Yeah,
if you buy the correct ones.Yeah, you're trying so hard to
hate it a lot of times everythingin life. But I'll make stuff and

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then soak it in the uh hotwater and some soap for a little bit,
and then pour it out, doa quick wipe, and you're good.
I saw one of those. Idon't remember the details. It was
some life back white Huh you've heardme where someone was throwing some soap in
and then like running a cycle.I don't know how that would work.
I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't know. Man. They

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ran the airfire in the dishwasher.No, they just put soap in the
air fryer and turned on the air. Oh good lord. No, yeah,
that does so much. They weredoing it in a way that it
worked for them. But I II wouldn't let me attempt it on your
home. Legally, we can't recommendthat that's right, that's safe. Well,

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he's got one. He would know, Jeff. I mean, yeah,
he almost destroyed it because he triedto cook his first item with the
cardboard still in it from the packaging. How was he still alive? Don't
let him live on his own?What do you guys? Needs to take
him in? How are we supposedto prevent this? I just said how
no, no, no, no, no no. He does not need

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to live on his own. He'snot ready for it. Over to his
house. It's pretty cool. Mikelives alone. Why don't Mike and Jeff
bunk up? I thought I wantfor safety you both should. But yeah,
it's a blind leading the blind kindof situation that doesn't make things better.
Julie, you have a pool,if you had a pool house of

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some sort, that would be aperfect situation for you to just have some
supervision. Have enough children. Buthe's in a midpoint where he could help
with them. Possibly he knows morethan they do, does he in some
areas? Yeah? I don't know, man, I don't know, man,

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I don't know, man, hedoes Okay, he's all those all
alone there, and you let himbuy a sword. Jeff and his decisions
in life, I can only bein charge, in charge of so many
humans tc. Hi, I ama capacity. You add him of the

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rest of the crew, you've gotthe best chance. Otherwise it's me or
shoopy. Yeah, he's gonna puthis sword in the air fry. You
could do it, and you couldstop it. I hope not. I
hope he knows better than to puta sword in the air. He's at
home by himself right now on thetoilet. Yeah, apparently he sent in
and I don't know, man,he did. Do you want to read

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it? Jewels? All right?Yeah? And then you've got an another
one after this. I got anotherone after this, Okay, Jeffson,
is this it's kind of gross.I don't know, man, but I
think it's weird that going to thebathroom is a wonderful relaxing time, but
you have to go. If youhave to go a lot, it's such
a terrible thing. It's so bad. So if you just go over once

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in a while, he's saying,it's wonderful and relaxing, but when you
have to go too much, itturns terrible. Yeah, he ain't wrong.
You don't even really think about howthere's muscles down there until they're tired.
What's up? What's up? Youknow, what's up? Speaking of

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Jeff, though, he does replyand says that cardboard was in a well
concealed location. Okay, sealed.That's good. I'm glad to know it
wasn't just regular cardboard. Yeah,maybe he's much more responsible than you guys
are paying amens. Okay, Idon't think so. I don't think so.

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I don't know, man, Idon't know. Man. I hate
a lot of things about myself rightnow, and one of the things I
hate the most is that I can'tread my own writing anymore. Oh no,
you wrote down here I don't know, amens, and now you can't
read them. Yeah, t readit? You hand it over, can

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I do? I hope. WellI've got another one here first. Okay,
all right, I don't know.I'm kind of bothered by I don't
know, man, I'm kind ofbothered by the fact that TC just accused
me of dismissing the interns. Yeah. I didn't mean it. I was

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just I think you did. INo, I think you did. I
think this is a I think you'restanding up for them all against me.
No, you were not dismissive ofme when I was into and you were
one of the You were one ofthe good guys that would take kids under
the wing. Now you know,I don't know what kind of experience you
had with KT, so it seemedlike you were hazing him a bit.
But everyone else it was Grooves wasan intern. He can say. Yeah,

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I can confirm Shoopy was awesome tome back before we were shooties.
That's right, I I was kidding. Yeah, when I was a high
school senior, he was still supernice to me. I'll take cheap shots
when I can, but it doesn'tmean they're true. Oh okay, well
we worked through that very nicely.It was nice. Yeah. What else

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is on your hurt? I don'tknow. I can't read that. Yeah,
let's see what that's the bathroom?Frustrated about the bathroom placement here?
I want to see you the stateof this writing though. Okay that middle
one, middle one? Yeah,bathroom too far? That's where you are?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,I don't know. Man, guys

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around here are really getting short changed. Is that how you've always by a
placement of the bathroom? If youwere trying to give yourself a shorthand note
like that, would you always writethings like bathroom too far. Yeah,
I would, all right, that'sawesome, And if I could have read
it, then I would have knownimmediately where I was going with this.

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But I have the writing of aninety five year old when you're only ninety
four. Yeah, so you don'tlike where the bathroom is. No,
I don't like where the bathroom is. I think the men's bathroom should be
where the women's bathroom is. Yeah, he said that straight to my face.

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Yes, I did. I didin the break. It would be
an improvement for us, and Iplan to make a stand for this.
Yeah. Women have it too easyright now. It'd make it easier for
y'all. But you looked at medead in the eye and said that you
wish that I had to walk fartherto go to the bathroom. Yes,
go to the bathroom and take itclose. Yes I do. I do.
Why are you wishing that? Becausewe have to go more than you.

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How do you know how much Ihave to go to the bathroom,
I'm guessing he keeps a tally goodresponse. He's got a little note system
over there, and Jack. Almostevery break, I have to go to
the bathroom, and there's Okay,Well it wouldn't hurt you to walk a
little further with it. What areyou trying to say, I think I

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need more exercise. I'm not atall. You really open yourself to a
lot of lines of phrasing there.Yeah, yeah, I kind of did,
didn't I I get plenty of exercise. I walked down to my car
and try to get things out ofit, and then realize I don't have
my key, and then I haveto try it all over again in every
single break. That's what I've beendoing today. Do you have the snacks

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from your car? You never gotthem sitting here? I gave up jewels.
I'm starving. That's kind of amazing. Well, the second time I
tried, I left the key inthe back bathroom and I didn't go all
the way down before I realized it. I realized it, so I was
like, well, I got togo get my key that I left in
the bathroom. But then by thatpoint I was down to two minutes.

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You couldn't take advantage of the bathroombeing so close. I had this prime
opportunity and you're squandering it. Weshould get the opportunity now, Yeah,
we would make more of it.I don't know, man. I think
about the best thing that has happenedto me today, MH is when I
was about to come up here,I ran off and left my phone behind,

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and before I was too far,I realized what I had done.
Oh, and I was able toturn back around and retrieve the wayward phone
continue with my day. Wow,that's good because on Friday you completely forgot
it and a friend had to comeup and bring it to you. Yes.
Yes, so that is improvement.Good job, you get some snaps.

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Thank you that trud. Be betterto just live without it? Yeah,
if I could, I would,but I can't. You can.
I believe in you, just likeyou can't live without yours. I'm gonna
start leaving the places. I'm gonnastart leaving it at home, just like
nobody can live without theirs. Itis a fact, and it is a

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unfortunate necessity of life in these timesand life in what we do. Man.
And that's a bummer. I don'tlike that, but it is.
What about a vacation where you leftyour phone at home? Doesn't that sound
fun and free? It would acceptI'm so used to having it, it

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would make me crazy the whole time. Well, it has everything on it,
Like now we got to navigate aroundif you don't know where you're you
know, if you're in a newcity. I'm glad you brought that to
me because in the line of newdigital vacation airbnbs that I have cooking up,
I'm going to have everything that youneed. I'm going to have I'm
going to have some map, likeyou're gonna visit brook Like. I know

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most of the time people think abouttaking a digital vacation, it's like to
the woods somewhere. But I thinkyou would have a great time in like
the middle of New York City,just with no phone. You just whenever
you get back to the place,you're reading books, all the books you've
been meaning to finish. I knowthere's a list. We've all got a
list. Yeah, you can knockthem out there. No one's bothering you

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on the vacation. They there's aa landline no voicemail at the place.
That's the only way people can contactyou other than that your obligation free.
Then we've got all kinds of maps, so you'll be able to make it
around the city. You can't reada map anymore. You could learn you
could get that back easy if youwanted to. I would be sad.

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I mean you mainly just need likethe subway map. If you're in New
York City and you can, youcan navigate US subway map. I don't
know, I don't know, man. Well, yeah, maybe maybe invite
someone on the vacation. Could Kellyfigure out a subway map? Probably?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, justinvite him on the vacation at the point
in life where you got to keephim around, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, yeah, My my wifewould be worse than Jeff. Really,
if she were forced to defend sheis, she'd be their frying swords.
No, she's she does a lotof integral stuff though, I mean
we both would be lost, youknow, like you have a division of
labor thing where both of you areused to doing. Yes, you know,
she filled out Izzy's doctor check uppre screen. Yeah. Us moms

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are really good at that stuff.Yeah, and I'd be lost. Yeah,
yeah, you need her? Howdo you spell her name? What's
her middle name? Honey? Yeah? Birthday? The best is Like I've
seen some dads that you know,they'll be stuck in a situation at school
where the administrator when they come into bring something or do something. Is

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like, who's your teacher? Who'syour child's teacher? She had brown hair?
Uh Like just a second, Igot to go make a phone call
that's unrelated, call the wife.There was a little bit of geese feedback

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too that I want to present,and then we need to talk to stars
before we end the show. Ohin the two minute trail, Oh goody,
oh my gosh, so much stuffgeese feedback. This is important because
we were talking about Canadian geese andthem being angry, and Mike wasn't sure
that he believed this, and somebodyfrom the two one four texted it and
said, Hey, Ryan's there's apair of Canadian geese about two to three

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blocks north of the iHeart building atInternational Plaza. There's a small pond there
and they have made it home.You should visit. Maybe I would if
you want to get up close andpersonal at the What is it the International
What the International Plaza sounds made up? I know, why would we have

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an international plaza in the middle ofAddison. There's nothing international about that.
But they say it's two to threeblocks north of our building. Yeah,
I'm seeing it's just another office building. They just called that one International Plaza.
It's very fancy. Get over it. Yeah, about of office buildings
around here. Yeah, there's asome kind of pond. Do you see

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the little Canadian geese on your map? The gesan on the map? But
I see where the geese could go. Okay, so we have a little
field trip. They're there right now. Is that what he's saying, saying
there's geese there right now. Yeah, we need to introduce mic to the
geese. You could do this fifteenminutes from now. You could be staring
at a goose. I could,I could. Yeah, all right,

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right, Stars, Stars and thentwo minute drill. So really it's like
a two minute drill of Stars talkbefore the two minute drill of people.
Dallas Stars Game one with Las Vegasat home tonight at eight thirty, and
it probably won't even start till closerto like eight fifty, because that's how
these nationally televised games go. Andthis, once again is something that is

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very frustrating for the Stars fans becauseyou got to stay up real late to
watch your team, and we havea lot of these late games for the
Stars. But this this is gonnabe fun. It's gonna be a really
fun series between the Stars and theGolden Knights. Of course, the Golden
Knights are the team that beat theStars last year in the Western Conference Finals,

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and there's all kinds of storylines,one of them being Pete Devor used
to be the coach of this team. Him and his assistant Steve Spot both
were there for a few years beforethey were fired from the team two years
ago. So they have little bitof a chip on their shoulder, probably
as much as you can as ahead coach, and they want to win,
and especially that was amplified last seasonwhen the Golden Knights knocked them out

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of the playoffs in the Western ConferenceFinals. Jamie Benn obviously had his whole
cross checking fiasco in the beginning ofthat series, where he cross checked Mark
Stone, the captain of their team, and he got hurt Tonight, who,
by the way, is playing Tonight. And that's a big part of

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this thing too. Because the Starshad a much better regular season than Las
Vegas. It kind of seemed likelast year after Las Vegas beat them,
Jim Nil, the Dallas Stars knewwhat they needed to do to be able
to contend. They went out anddid that. Vegas meanwhile, has a
little bit of a different team andthey've been dealing with a lot of injuries
this season, so they come inas the eight seed. So the Stars

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had a much better regular season thanLas Vegas, and they do have a
few players who haven't been playing mostof this season have missed long stretches.
One of those as Mark Stone,their captain, who missed twenty six games.
Alex Petraangelo missed eighteen games, JackEichel missed nineteen games, and William

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Carrier missed forty three games, andall of them likely are back for the
playoffs, so they've just kind ofbeen trying to rest up and get them
ready for the postseason. So thatcould be a good thing, it could
be a bad thing. They haven'tplayed together as a team. Meanwhile,
the Dallas Stars come in healthy,very healthy, knock on wood, and
they have been playing all together andthey do know you know, who plays

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well with who, and they havetheir rhythm and their very deep team.
And Las Vegas is getting a lotof these guys back for the playoffs,
so they could be trying to workthrough all of that. Las Vegas has
the upper hand in games played thisseason against the Stars. Las Vegas won
all three of them, but bya very very close margin, one in

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overtime, one in a shootout,and then the other one was not good
for the Stars, it was sixto zero. But Jay Gottinger is I
think the X factor in this.He's playing very well. His goals against
average is among the best in theleague, if not the best in the
league. He's right up there thisseason, and he we've seen him kind
of be able to go to anotherlevel in the playoffs, and I'm hoping

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that we'll get to see that againand you get to be there in person.
I don't I'm sad, but thenine o'clock start is good. Like
if you have plans, I likethat you can come home and then watch,
because I have plans tonight and I'mgoing to hopefully get home just after
nine and be able to still watchthe whole game, and hopefully we'll be
in here tomorrow feeling a lot betterabout the Dollars Stars than we did the
Mavericks. It should be an outrageouslygood series. Yeah, it should.

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It's gonna be great. All right, two minute drill time, let's spload
them up. Phone number is eight. One seven or two one four seven
eight seven seven one. Here's howwe do it. You get thirty seconds
so or until we determine that yourstory has become tiresome. Whichever happens.
First start whatever you have to saywith the words. I think that be

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ready to go. When we cometo you, turn your radio down.
Don't ask us how we are.Expect nothing from us by way of responsor
reply. Adhere to these six simpleedicts, and this can go wherever you
like. We ready, we haveone. All right, let's see what

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happens. You're on the too minutedrill go. Hi, I think that
not hey, I think that you'reon the too many drill go. I
don't know, man, I thinkthat this is Sam. No, you're

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on the too many drill go.I think that this is mister Lakewood with
them. Early weekend concert opportunities thisFriday at the Reconnoiter Room. A nineteen
sixties folk group promoting a fragrance fromDwayne the Rock Johnson, The Mamas and
the Papa Chubby, a Family ofDiscontent, wife Swappers, Frits and the

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Tantrums, and lastly, a spokenword group that asks random question about Shakespeare's
plays. What about Hamlet. It'sfive fifty eight on the freak. You
know what we're ending on that.That's a nice time checked by him.
Well done, Wow, that waswell done. That is it for us

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for today. Thank you very muchfor your time and attention this afternoon TC
A pleasure, Thanks for having always. Thank you. Thanks to Shuby over
there making him magical in that waythat only he can now do. Stay
two. We've got a lot ofgreat stuff coming up for you tonight on
the weeks Now. We'll start withthe news junkies dead ahead, so check

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them out and be by the channelof Tomorrow at two we are back with
another edition of the Speaks. Untilthen, anybody want it. Sure,
you never know what anybody's going through, so be kind to everybody. We
love you, Be easy, enjoyit. A couple of beers to night,

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but you know, get ready towork tomorrow and then a recolored beer.
Good show, Love you, Byebye, keep living, Bubba all
right. Bye,