042324 430 Mr Dallas

 If you’re moving to Texas, should you move to a smaller city in the state??  

Episode Transcript

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All right, coming up here justa little bit. We we're going to
get into a little bit of fun. Drive so fun, so fun.
Fun. Driver is going to beso incredible fun today, such incredible fun.
What if we make fun of theJoneses or something that'd be wild?

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That's fun, that's always fun,yeah, fund But would we do that?
I mean, we never do itotherwise, make fun of the Joneses.
And check out the latest pro athletethat went full darkness retreat. Okay,
you tell me money, I knowthat I'm dark like that dark back

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right now though. Why he isDallas, Texas. Mister Dallas, Dallas,
Texas. Mister Dallas, Dallas,Texas is Clyde Warren park Amonger,

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the Design District Crackles, Redbird Ball, John Wallie Price Dallas, Dallas,
Texas. Is mister Dallas, Dallas, Texas. Mister Dallas, Dallas,

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Texas. Mister Dallas, am Hello, mister Dallas. Hello, mister Dallas.

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We missed you. Oh I missedyou too. It didn't sound jenny,
Mister Dallas. I know you holdyourself in really high regard and nothing
would make you more mad than tobe disrespected by being cut off. So
I'd like to do a giveaway realquick. You could just slip there,

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mister d Why did not even showup? It's one of your favorite bands
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square away. Okay, damn,that's simple. How about that Ice nine

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Kills All right, I have athing for you you all today? Okay,
something I found. You know thateverybody loves Texas, A lot of
people, do you remember, Sure, But when it comes to the best
cities in Texas. But USA todaysays, oh small not bike Okay,

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size matters. Yes, they saythat people moving to Texas would be wise.
And this matters because we've heard talesof a lot of people indeed moving
to Texas. Now that we needanymore, they have had, but enough
of it. Yeah, they shouldhave to like run it by you.
Oh right, if they did,if they plan to move here, at

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least to Dallas. If they do, they wouldn't get in. He just
has a rejected state over and overwith a big giant. But according to
a recent population analysis by USA Todayhome Front, if you were moving to
Texas, they're saying that you wouldbe wise to look elsewhere instead of Austin,

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Dallas, or Houston. This analysisranked fifty two cities in Texas on
factors such as affordability and quality oflife. Okay, now, I've always
been interested in how they determine qualityof life. That sounds like a very

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nebulous queen catch all term. Ithink dairy queen per capita. Yeah,
stuff like that. That's important.Is there a lake? How wide crime?
What you know? Just whatever saysthat rock Wall is the best is
the stats they're looking at. That'sme making a prediction on what city will

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rank highly. It's rock Wall.Well, they rank fifty two cities in
Texas, and the number one cityon their list is which Taft falls and
all that? Yeah, which tawfalls and all that? I want to
vote for and all that. Bothare incorrect. It's not what Chita falls

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and is not all that? OhHatchy, No prosper Salione is probably too
expensive these days. There's not walksa Hatchie the line in prosper What about
Solana and Prosper? Though? Canyou give me farmer Farmer's branch please?
Or my seconds? You need toexpand your horizons a little bits. Christie,

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Corpus Christie. It is not corpusChristie, Weatherford, Stephenville. Neither
of those sulfur springs, Fairfield,Gatesville, Comanchi, none of those cisc
Graham, No Rock, Morton,no Colleen wow On Fire. Oh Cliff

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Atlano, Cliff round Rock, Georgiatown, Flugerville, Hey, Coral, getting
close, mister d Brenham, We'vesaid just about everything that strip you about
Tyle San Martini Again you have notLockhart, go East? Do you like

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Crockett, Luffing, Nacadochus? Wouldyou believe? Would you believe? Longview,
Marshall, Kilmer, Tyler, Palestine, what you got it? You
got it? You don't want tolook in Tyler If you don't, I

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win, mister Dallas, what youwin? Dallas? You win? Ham?
What is so good about Tyler?Texans. Well, here's what's so
good about Tyler, Texas. TheCaldwell Zoo. All they got oil.
They are this this honor thanks totheir access to healthcare and the overall lowest

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risk of damage from severe weather.Okay, I guess that count. You
don't want to be damaged by severeweather. They haven't dome over it or
something. They also get this isreally funny. They have a Simpsons bubble.
They also gave Tyler a stab ofapproval on the in the entertainment sector,

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specifically because of their reputation for roses. Cool, what are we doing
that's the entertainment sector. Yes.It says that the fourteen acre Tyler Municipal
Rose Garden, the largest in thenation, has over thirty eight thousand rose
bushes at over six hundred varieties.Once you're done smelling the roses, there

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are plenty of other things to seeand do, like Tyler boasts three point
three restaurants and one point two activitiesfor one thousand residents. Oh, restaurant
hanging around somewhere. So they havea gas station with a grill and three
restaurants three point three restaurants per thousand. They also say it's a more cost

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effective place to live. The typicalvalue of a Tyler home is two hundred
and forty five thousand, seven hundredand fifty dollars with an average rent of
fourteen hundred and eighty one per month. All right, I'm going to Tyler.
Yeah, I'm out. The averageTyler residence life expectancy is seventy eight

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point six years eighty three. Doesa little guy? I want to get
in on this fine seventy seven pointfour years old. Thank you. I'm
so good at life expectancy. It'smy special thank you. And the median
income is it's obviously eighty more likeseven d sixty seven eighty five sixty eight

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hundred eleven dollars a year. Youknow they say about me, is I'm
so good at median incomes and whatever. The other thing is prediction. Yeah,
it's like your whole deal. That'swhat think Kevin Gray told me about
you want. Yeah, you evertalked to Jeff about median incomes of East
Texas towns man? He knows moreabout that than anybody you will ever meet.
That I'm gonna go buy house andTyler by comparison the typical home here

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in our fair Burg. Oh,God, Dallas proper. H yes,
it says in Dallas that is ourfair Burg. Dallas proper was found to
be. God, it's over fourI bet comfortably, four forty four forty
anybody else want to weigh in onthis? Fifty? And you say which

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for four hundred? Yeah, threehundred and four eight hundred and thirteen dollars
with a median income at O mediumis so hard because Dallas is so big,
there's so many people. Eighty fiveeighty five sixty fifty sixty five,

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four hundred a year, the exactsame as Tyler's. But our houses are
twice as much, yes, andan average rent of keeping in mind that
in Tyler it's fourteen eighty one permonth. What is it here to two
K twenty two eighteen hundred? Isthis houses? Well? I guess whatever.

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It doesn't matter sixteen eighty five permonth. Where I would never go
towd. I don't have any ideawhere if it doesn't start with a two,
I'm not interested at least a two, preferably a four. All right,
now, let's move on to theten The top ten best cities in

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Texas to move to in twenty thousand, and twenty twenty four Lynd And this
is all according to USA Today,Primrose, you got Tyler number one?
Who do you think is number two? Murchison or just throw out a city
and I'll tell you if it's onthe list. None of those are gunn
Baryl City, gun Barrel City isnot on the list. Wimberley is not
on the list. Athetes Athens isnot on the list, like the host

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is not on the Gunner Keller Gutteris not on the list. What Forney
Heath, rock Wall, sunny Vale, No, No, no, and
no, Wiley Murphy, Saxy,No, no and no. Lucas Allen,

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You're not You're really city white,right are? We told you?
Number one is Tyler tom Bean.Number two is a city that was mentioned
on this show yesterday. Garland Murphy, Iraq, Capel, Lewisville, the
Colony, Boston Market, Corinth,Highland Village, Little Boston Market, cross

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Roads, r Gy Ponder, Crumb, ron Oaks, justin slide El Sanger.
I don't know. But whatever wetalked about yesterday, we mentioned Laredo,
Oh yeah, yeah, we weretalking about Lolaredo is number two?
Benbrook, Alito. I can't imaginethat Haltam City, Brox, Smashburger,

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millsap Cool, Garner, quit Poolville, Agnes, Springtown, I can't it
smash Thruber Strawn, Gordon, HuckabayNo, No, No, No,
Harvin Dublin Highway, Oklahoma, dalleone No. Number three is New bron

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Foles. Oh, I like NewBron Foles. Number four so many words
Yeah Melissa, Yeah, and noneof them on the list. Kaufman County,
Yeah, cross Plains Comanche No,No, cross Plains, No Commands
No, Melissa, Copper's Cove,Colleen, Waco West No college Station,

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Brenham, Magnolia and Gonzales No,Lockhart, San Marcus Uh No. Number
four is Cedar Park, Come onman Fredericks No. Number five, Temple
Mason Lano, Number six, McAllenCherokee Sloan to the valley in this thing?

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Oh yeah, my uncle Aryn McCallan. Number seven, Longview, Well's
Point, Good Point, Christina Numbereight have we Habileen sucks to college there?
Number nine el Passo, Okay,and number ten Victoria. Those are
the top ten best cities to moveto in twenty twenty four. They all

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have three point quy restaurants to theUSA today and they all have three point
three restaurants, one point two condomsor whatever, one point two kids.
I forgot flalled stats. This isone of the most warp lists I ever
see. No Barnhart on there,No Barnhart on there. No things like

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that was put together by somebody inmy demographic on the upper end of it
too. No Fife, No Fife, gold Busk, No gold Busk.
You're looking at a map over there. You don't happen to have Fisk on
that list? Do you don't haveFisk? No Coleman, No Coleman?

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What about Rangers? Try harder better? Look? But my aunt Martin,
uncle Walter used to live with Ranger. Oh, we used to recruit a
little bit out of Ranger juco outin Abilene, did you Yeah, we'd
scoop up some people from Ranger andsome people from Cisco. Have you ever
gone any of those recruiting trips?I try to talk to No, I

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was young boys into with you.No, because I didn't want our team
to get better. I wanted ourteam to get worse. I wanted Jirell
but Don to not get his SATscores up so that I was going to
play. But then I forgot thatmigrades were a zero point zero funked out
of college. So here I wasworried about somebody else. Worry about your
damn self, dumb ass, youachieve greatness? What were your parents like?

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You're fine? So yeah, isit like the day that you found
out you'd flucked out of college?Just like every other day. I didn't
have access to emotions at the time, so I was like, yeah,
whatever, what else you didn't haveaccess? Yeah, So I just went
home and I was just like,yeah, now what who cares? And
I lived in filth, went ajob that was like nine dollars an hour,
got evicted from an apartment because Ijust neglected to pay rent. Oh

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man, Yeah goodness, And herewe are and look at you now,
look at me. Now, lookat it surviving and I'm in debt up
to my nutsack crushing it. Han. While you're at it, you have
a pool. Yeah, that's partof the day. Everything else matters.
I go swim around in that moneypit. We gotta go over out.

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Why mister Dallas, thanks for thelist, all right? Coming up next
to the idiots who owned the footballteam talked again