Brody Part 2/Talkbacks

More from our in-studio guest Brody and your talkbacks from the iHeart radio app 

Episode Transcript

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The Downbeat on ninety seven one theFreak. Okay, let's try something here.
We have Brody live in studio.If you don't know who Brody is,
because every time we turn on ourmic, thousands of new listeners are
checking in. Yeah, Brodie's it'sfinally happening for us. Not only funny

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funny funny man like I think wrestlingexpert is too condensed. I agree,
he's a He's a man of manyareas of expertise. I would imagine,
yeah, prison and wrestling from expertsin prison, two big ones if he
was not going to be on thefloor prison prison fun facts. How do
you make a fife be Danny rubberglove? Rubber glove got you gotta steal

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it from the guards or from thenurse when they're not paying attention. I
think we can guess what a fifeis used someone a pocket and then there's
another word. All right, Kevin, go ahead. Someone asked to do
this because you forgot to the lasttwo days. We're gonna have to this.
Danny nineteen seventy three. Oh,here we go, Uh huh vandal

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Oh nineteen seventy three. Okay,I'm sorry. I wasn't even listening.
I didn't know what we were doing. He's got the rolling stone something.
Yeah, it sounds like it couldbe the Stones. I'm gonna guess fever

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Dog by the advance still water soundpalliated mm hmm. Give us one more
instrument on this difficulty level, itsays a par five. He's the easiest

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one to get to. Barty though. Yeah, I think they mean this
is very hard. Don't know it? Okay, Okay, next one,
I'm not gonna know that. Ihad a clue. This is the first
time I've never gotten is the themeto Halloween? That's what I thought.
That's why I and I typed itin. Let's see here is it?

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It's not? Okay? Last oneis gonna be some tube shaped bells.
It sounds like the same thing,all right, One and tenth Street,
You're winner tubular bells by Mike Oldfield. Great, why would they put that
on there? Oh it's the Exorcisttheme song. There you go. And

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it was a horror movie. Okay, so half point Brody so close.
So if we have typed in theExercist, they would have gave it to
us. If I hadn't have beendistracted by Eric Johnson wearing the Doctor Cooper
hats. Doctor. Yeah, Iwould have I probably would have nailed it.
But he's just back there with haton it. Every day that goes
by here, Johnson gets He's justlike worse and worse. I know,
it's amazing. Can we get themafia guy back? He was great?

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Kevin, you need to give Brodyone of your half points. Okay,
Brody gets a half point. Iwant point six nine points. You have
talkies right plenty. All right,let's wrap up with this guy because we
only got to the one thing.Right, So you got Cody beaten Roman
Sunday night. Everyone claps and cheers. It'll be to steal a bit off

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the internet. If his Pyro isn'tthe scene in T two where the entire
planet gets annihilated, then what arewe doing? Right? Just all the
Pyro blow the entire year's budget onthe Pyro. When he wins? Do
you think Rock will turn on Romanbasically and that will help lead Something will
happen between the two. They're workingtogether now, but something's gonna happen,

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and then it'll he's gonna be justeliminated that he lost or something and it's
gonna say who They're gonna have afew to who's the real tribal tack And
that'll be next year and'll be Rocksretirement match, okay, which Roman will
annihilate him? Right yeah? AndRoman already said he's retiring. Well he
and will the Rock at some pointinquire the audience if they can detect the
aroma of his culinary delights. It'samazing that you say that, because me

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and my buddies have a bit ofdoing the Rocks catchphrase without using any of
the words. It's so fun.Do you emanate the aroma that is coming
from underneath me as I have astove brewing? Yeah? What? All
right? So that is the mainevent on both nights, correct, real
quick pick one other Big Gunny inSammy. Sammy's ay and is going for

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Gunther's title. Gunther's been the IcyChampions since June of twenty twenty two.
He's had one pinfall loss, Ithink since twenty twenty one when he was
in an XT, the European Championin XT. They're grooming him to be
the next big star, So Iwould think Sammy's gonna win this belt.

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It's they've done a redemption thing.Sammy lost forever. He finally kind of
got his confidence back, and thisis gonna be Sammy's big singles moment,
Like if you look at the lastthree Russell maanias well, including this one.
Thirty eight, Sammy had the Jackassmatch with Johnny Knoxville, which was
incredible if y'all have never seen it, it's so fun. Samy ends up
taking the pin after he gets trappedin a giant mouse trap. I mean,

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they had so much fun. WeMan was involved. It was great
man. He took this crap ideaand turned it into a masterpiece. And
then last year they had the wholebloodline story where he was part of it.
He turned on him. Him andhis real life best friend Kevin Owens
won the tag titles from the USOSwho had had it for almost two years
in La where when they came fromCanada, La is where they really broke

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onto the independent scene. So itmeant a lot. And so this is
Sammy's way of Sammy's never probably evergonna be a world heavyweight champion. But
the IC title was always known asthe working Man's Champion and it kind of
became a joke. For years,and Gunther has restored it to being a
legitimate champion and Sammy's gonna get thistitle. I would think this is them
saying thank you, you deserve this, this is your singles moment. And

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it also takes the belt off Gunnyand gives them time to which eventually I
think he'll either take the belt offCody or Drew as the next world heavyweight
champion. Guys, they move himup the ranks even with the loss.
He is a star of the makingbecause he's got nowhere else to go.
Yeah, and they're also going todebut their new female star this weekend,
Jay Cargill. She came from awIf you just look at her and you

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hear her talk, she is aone hundred percent a megastar in the making.
She looks like no female wrestler you'veever seen, and she's great on
the mic. Still a little greenin the ring, but you can work
with that when you have the charismaand the star power that she had.
Her dad was James Carville, right, Yes, absolutely, bald guy.
I remember him. What was thatold school? There? You go,
that guy? Old school? Hewas an old school. Yeah. Do

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you expect any like other celebrity surprisesor I mean, I know Lil Wayne
will be there. There'll be acouple of people to get played out by
bands. Yeah, somebody will pop. There's a guy Creed. It's part
of a New Japan that left.He's simoon and he's not part of their
dynasty. There's a rumor he's goingto be part of the bloodline on Sunday.

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But big, I mean, dude, there's gonna be Ton Like last
year they had snoop because they werein LA. But there'll be Meek Mills
gonna be there. There'll be abunch of Eagles there. They'll probably be
like, uh, what's it.I can't remember his name. Let's just
go with Elton Brand. Elton Brand'sgonna be there. Confirmed on the sheets
right now. Elton Brand will houseEric Snow maybe. Yeah, all the
Illuminatis, Randall, Cutningham, Donovan'sgonna be pumped. Yeah, it's gonna

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be great. I do I needto give a quick uh shout out to
my buddy Alex. So this thingthat's taken over the station, which is
ridiculous, cranking Rod I said ina talk back one time. You guys
seem to like it. The firsttime I ever heard it is. My
buddy Alex was talking about watching AvaDivine have a meal at the back door
of another restaurant one time, andhe said all he could do, no

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matter if he was in public ornot, was just crank rod, like
the first time I'd ever heard it. And I was like, that's the
greatest thing I've ever heard. I'mstealing that is And I did all he
could do. He didn't steal it, he liberated something he must do,
as the great crid crowds to say, if you're stealing from me, you're
stealing twice. Hey man. Wellhe brought it to us and then we

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unfortunately played it in everyone's ears,and now we keeping skipped down the hallway.
Now I can't can it gets thrownback at us daily, And now
I can't have my kid eat LuckyCharms without singing the song. Oh no,
like that was legit. I leftto talk back. I might have
been had some effects from the gummyI had taken the night before to sleep,

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but I legit tried to sing himthat as a lullaby and it did
not go over. Well. Youcame up with new lyrics. No,
no, no, just the song, as is the wife at the door
listening It wasn't wasn't it wasn't lookeddid she look at you? And just
kind of wonder why I told herthis morning because I was being loud and
energetic, because I'm off work,I'm having fun. It's Russell. Any
weekend, anything goes, it kindof kills somebody. You want to get

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on seventy five and one andy withcocaine as steroids and sandy pack. Whatever
you want to do, anything goes, Let's get crazy. You want to
make out to do it right now. I'm ready in here. I'm having
fun this morning, and I'm justlike baby, She's like, can you
just calm down. I'm like no, it's rustleming and weekend. Anything goes.
She's like, good, I wanta divorce. And she just laughed
and walked out. I was like, you're way too happy about that.

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I don't think you're joking. Yeah, exactly, get home. There's just
papers on my desktcha files to formboth kids. It's okay. Yeah,
you had a good laugh. Whyis daddy living in an apartment? But
I told her I was moving myparents my parents' basement and just live there.
They can't afford an apartment today.Why is a guy that looks like

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Jake from State Farm at home allthe time with my wife? I do
tell her that all the time she'sgonna leave me for an XNBA player?
Got him? Sham? God?What's up? Give her a call?
Could we back sell something from yesterdayreal quick? Yes? Yeah, you're
saning, Antonio man. For thosethat don't know, it's our guy who
trespassed onto the Valero Open golf course. And I kind of listened to this

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last night and pulled the parts.This is a Siroy yelling at him.
This is from the six am callyesterday. You don't put it out your
name? God, what are youtrying to do? We're trying to keep
our hands selling off of your actionstoday. The more information you give us,
it implicates us. And one ofour strategies yesterday was if you get

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in a pinch, just be onyour phone and keep talking. And I
have a feeling that's not going tobe a problem for you, San Antonio
man. This is the second timeSroy had to yell at him yesterday.
All right, take a breath andstop talking. That'll help your oxygen.
Breathe breathe. Okay, just waitone second, let us talk. Jesus
say, we're going out. Godhe's a nut, but he's worked up.

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I understand. We appreciate it.That was pretty magic yesterday. Then
when we saw him on TV,it's really good. I'm almost up here.
Okay, dude, We're about tosee you, dud. Okay,
I think, oh my god,we're about to see Okay, we're about
to see him on TV because they'reassuming that's not oh that is it was
he on the phone. Are youcrossing a car path? Conn of right

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now? Yep, you're like alittle white shirt sticking out from under your
hoodie. We're so excited, sofunny. It was really funny. Okay,
he's texting us this morning asking toget this high A minus upgraded,
and I'm like, dude, no. His only job was to yell Morikawa

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loudly in the back of Morikawa's backswingjust after after con right after he hits
the ball. Yeah, here's whatreally probably not, but well sorry,
here you he crushed it. We'renot going to hear that on Sorry here
we go. Now crushed it,he thrust it. We're not gonna hear

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that on TV probably not Okay.Then for the Corey Connors one, he's
supposed to golf shot. Okay,he's just to yell it. Okay.
He's right behind him on the course. I'm right here, you're bye Connors.
He's looking at It's more call washitting first, don't loud, be
confident, strong, Sam, golfshot. That's a good golf shot.

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That was not loud enough. Itwas no. I spent the whole day
yelling at Sam. I was doingthat at Walmart last night. There was
a lady in front of me inthe self checkout and I'm just sitting.
I was like a golf shot everyevery item. She sure at one point
looked back and I was just likemy ham shot, okay, golf shot.

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Just it was the birthday of DavidBlaine. Okay, David Blaine.
Spit you one, Mike, whatare you gonna tell me? It's wow?
That was David Blaine's fit you one, Mike. That was followed by
the worst brag ever. He's justgoing on and on, you know,
speed talking Mike. He's like,by the way, read his book,

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awesome job, read his whole book. Mike was seeing the lady in the
fifties that saw him mouse. That'sgenuine excitement. Now the Bennetskin Show got
us yesterday though, because of theLarry Cable Larry the Cable Guy interview,
and again I'm calling him Larry Cable. I think his phone cut out.

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But there was a punchline about meetingforeigner at the buffet, and the punch
I didn't go over well, butthey got us. This is not great
for us, guys. I mean, I think we were handling the best
we could, but we were waitingon whatever was about to happen with him.
You know what, I got astory. If I remember, I
was so excited that nineteen eighty sevento have seven throw tickets to foreigner.

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And here I was in Vegas twoweeks ago in line with buffet. Mm
hmm, that's crazy. Yeah no, yeah, with four sitting here talking,
I'm saying, yeah, hey,Larry, Well anyways that I couldn't.

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I didn't know what he said.That's crazy. I'm in the line
with buffet with foreigner. He said, it's a buffet. What even if
it's not a great joke, allright, it's not. That's not in
Vegas. The guy, the guitarplayer from Foregner was cutting my brisket.
Crazy, right, we were lookingthere all right, Danny had to break

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it, David Mike said, laughing, Yeah, I died. I just
turned Danny's crazy. I lost itin line with buffet. Mm hmm,
that's crazy. M Yeah, No, I mean yeah talking it's insane.

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It's insane. Chris is insane.I didn't know this is insane, terrible.
I just filled out in silence witha little laugh. You said,
this is insane, it's terrible.I look, it's hard. He is
a comic, Jerry Kramer not acomic. This guy is used to getting

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laughs. And I felt like hisphone cut out. How do you want
him to sit there thinking he's dyingon in the Dallas market with these bad
jokes Danny with didn't hear him?Danny with the response that you have when
you go pick up take out Chineseand she starts telling you about business and
you don't understand. Yeah, crazy, crazy, I'm gonna set in a
car after you can just go aboutfive times fantastic. I got talkbacks,

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Oh yeah, brought to you byAlma draft House Cinema. Can I say
one thing please? Unlike Kevin threethings in this world make me hard.
One is watching Belladonnam make household objectsdisappear. Two is the very powerful and
lightning quick orgasms of one Jimmy theSaint Christopher. And the third is knowing
that we're thirty two hours away fromWrestleMania because that is the showcase of the

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immortals, mic and good thing.No one cares about hockey, that's true.
Suck it, Jim, ye Jimthe wrong way there. You open
your gift real quick, Yes,you hand all he's handing me a bag.
Well, it's a porch pirate wrappedin a plastic bag. There's some
kind of clothing in here, thesmallest porch pirate? Is it cocaine and
steroids? Hope, hope? Isee a WW logo. Oh yes,

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okay, that is a legitimate CMpunk Second City Saint. I know that
your boys, That is my guy. That's a dope shirt. Actually that's
a Chicago logom Hell yeah, thankyou, excel. You don't wear that
all forty eight hours this weekend.Wear this this weekend. Just that in
your undies. Thirty second se Himunkwas supposed to be a big player in

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this WrestleMania, but he tore hisbicep s pricep. Yeah. They replaced
him with Drew McIntire, which Drewshould beat ses like in like three minutes.
They should have him squash him.Yeah, which would be great because
Drew's best work he's done is rightnow, just trolling punk in the fans.
It's incredible. Good. I wantyou to go full poop ear on
Christina with your ceing punk. Yeah, I will, he can, and

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she'll be like, he look sogreat. Just give her the hot just
just give her the drone. Droneis like a helicopter, but when you're
not fully erect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're aware of it.
This is beautiful. Thank you.I will rock that this weekend. Talk
back good. Hey Danny, youshould do the ride along, go uh

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ride in the golf cart. Youknow, get little sunshine, fresh air.
Birds chirping in the background. Youhear Soroy yelling double farts and kt
running from a chihuahuah. It soundslike a good time, be a good
time. So that springtime fund thatdog was over eight pounds keeps getting smaller.

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Hey guy, uh, this BrendanArlington. You might want to see
if Brody knows anything about a guynamed a wrestler named Billy Nichols. He
was a promoter back in the day. I guess he works at my job
now, which is like twenty twopeople. He's in the Tampa office,

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and I just thought you might wantto see if about that. That talkback
was so boring. The dude himselfyawned in the middle of the first I
care about as much as Billy Nicholsis as he did about leaving that talk
back that we've never heard to yawnduring your own talk outstands in the Tampa

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When you know that Tampa, wegot twenty two employees having many donuts.
When you're when your contribution sucked sobad, did it puts yourself to sleep?
It's like, maybe don't hit sin. That was insane? Okay,
say so great WrestleMania preview, Brody. I'm not even a wrestling fan,

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but listening to you chat about itwith the fellas is always entertaining. Just
call him because I'm a little confusedsince Saint Patrick City last month and I
did not get an invite preview thatwith you fellas, even though I've been
wrestling with alcoholism for the better partof a decade. Four twenty's coming up
soon, though, so perhaps youcould do like a puff puff preview show.
I'll talk about with hot and snackfoods and the best postures for passing

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out on the couch at eight pm. Yeah, best postures. We'll pick
him up on that. I wantto hope that guy has like an engineering
degree. He just sounds intelligence moreto him than he's giving. Yeah,
in case you missed the elementary,here's your quick recap. Mikes roy superiority
complex over the caller is the bestthing that the show has going. KT
was in a very generous mood.AKA the phones were not ringing off the

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hook. Also, Danny Let's donean entire demographic by omitting New Edition from
the boy band category, despite hisearly answers of B E T and MLKD
and what was surely going to bea June teen if that idiot hadn't picked
Labor Day. That's a pretty goodrecap, which was sure gonna be.

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Give that guy some shoes, goodvoice. We're not gonna give him shoes.
We don't have shoes. Give himshoes, Kevin, give me your
shoes, your shoes. I don'tlike your shoes. Game. Warn you
idiots need to give san Antonio mana solid A for his performance yesterday.
He's fighting for the A and thatwas him, wasn't it? It was?

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It wasn't you idiots try to theten percent disguise golf shot. That's
a good golf shot. You don'tknow who this is, but I know
who you are. KT. Ifthere's one cloud covering that eclipse on Monday,
it's gonna be your ass, Soyou better start practicing falling down.

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I'll see Monday manson lamps right towardsyou, bright and on praying for sunshine.
I love a full week of mantying to beat Kevin's ass. If
there's one cloud cover this eclipse,the day of reckoning his one is just
constantly refreshing Dulcus's Twitter clouting cloudy,cloudy, damn it. I need some

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sun whip Kevin's. The real jokeis at the next Alamo night when he
just comes up and just right inthe eyes, it could happen. You're
under my protection, Kevin, Itold, thank you. Well, we'll
be Monday morning, six am.We're gonna have a pre eclipsed party,
pregame pool. Look out for wildstuff that we've already planned down. I'm

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gonna be launching moon pies and sunchips off of the building. Are the
news junkies next? Bro Noa.Aren't you all the news junkie? Pre
and post game? You will hearthe news junkies on the stage. They
I mean so much they do,really what it's the band's good shows.
Next Christina and Steve and the speakeasyafter that. For Brody Jones has many
weekend anything goes, and it goes, steroids, divorce, let's go,

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Let's go to the weekend. Let'shave a weekend. It's it's clobber in time.