Dingu's Morning News

Some breaking country music news, and Danny has the details! 

Episode Transcript

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The Downbeat ninety one the freaks blindedby the light, ripped up like a
deuce. Another runner in the nightbinded by the light. The lyric is

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douce another runner in the night lineand by the light, grabbed up like
a deuce. And know the runnerin the name Sucker Badman drums Bomba's Indian
Summer. The teenage dipped the matin the dumps with the bones, says

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the adolescent pumps his way into hishat. What were the bowlder on my
shoulder? Feeling kind older? Istripped the merry go round, which is
very please and season and we's inthe caddle o crash to the ground.
Say hell is this guy to dealworks off? Thank you? Thank you?

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Clips carry the largest moon pie everyday? Is it's like that big?
It's not Our table is bigger thanthat damn pie. Yes, I
took a boy of from om pie. Yeah it looks good. There's a
lot of marshmallows. Look at thatand you gotta get him like slightly melted

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all the wahip and cancel. Canyou guys have the record irving for now?
All right, before we get tothe lead story of today, first
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no question the largest. We talkedmaybe off air, maybe a little bit
on air about how in my opinion, in Kevin's opinion, how really good
SNL was This weekend Kristen Wig hosted, We had musical guest Ray. There's
a musical guest named Ray Raymond Floyd. No, it was a woman named

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Ray. I don't know anything abouther, never heard of her, and
listened to about three seconds and fastforward through her performance. So when you
have SNL DVRD, you can watchit in less than an hour. Ray
Floyd played his hit song seventeen atSawgrass. It's about turning seventeen for following
it following up go ahead, Ohboy, that that's a Kevin joke that

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actually made Danny mad. Yeah,furious. I've never seen that real one
before. One moment I'm gonna playsome audio here. One moment that did
make me giggle out loud is theyhad what NBA on T and T the
guys. Yeah, we had Ernie, and then you had Kenny and Chuck

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and they were doing commentary on thefinal four, and uh, they're talking
about how much more popular and interestingthe women's tournament has been. And I
don't know if their numbers were right, but did that one big game get
fourteen point two million viewers? Absolutelydid? That's what did Sane wait l

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U lsu fourteen point two million viewers? Yeah, I had no idea was
that much. I watched a lotof that and I flipped over some last
night and again it was Christina andI and she had never seen Caitlin Clark.
She saidh my god, I've heardso much. When it turn it
on, we watch the last likefour minutes. Kaitlyn Clark the last four
minutes like dribbled two off her feet, air ball to three. I could

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like, I'm like, yeah,she's bad ass. She's kind of like
Luca for them, and she's like, all right, cool and then she's
just bumbling and you don't see itjacking threes. It didn't touch anything.
I'm all right. So the FakeT and T crew is commenting on women's
basketball and it went a little somethinglike this, and you've got Keenan Thompson
as one call Yeah okay, improp to traffic update, got aboarded there,

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and Keenan Thompson always performs as CharlesBarkley, So listen for that.
Women are exciting, man. Thewomen's tournament is where the action is at.
You know how many people watch theIowa Connecticut game Caitlin Clark versus Page
Beckers fourteen million people. Man,that's young childing numbers plus women's turn I

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got the stars. You know,Kaitlyn Clark is doing ass for State Farm,
Subway, Exfinity, and Nike.I'm only doing ass for three of
those companies. Can I tell y'allsomething else about Kaylyn Clark? She dunked
on me once, No really,up on the set of a Subway ad
man. We were just shooting aroundand in between takes. Suddenly, boom,
she jumped ten feet in the error, and then she just posterized me

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and hung on to the rim,wrapped her legs around my head and said,
welcome to the Cream team. Yourball hated bitch. You gotta respect
that. You gotta respect that levelof trash tar. She is so cool.
I don't know who the guy isthat they've got doing Ernie. But
James Austin Johnson his voice is good. Oh my god, that's him.

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Yeah, he's good. I havea theory that he is the next Bill
Hayter of that show because he doesa lot of the game show straight man
stuff, Welcome to the Cream Team, a lot of the voiceover stuff,
good voice type stuff, but alsocan play the straight man in sketches because
Eric Bill Hater used to be Erniefrom the Famous side. We're all black

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friends, We're all black. Lookat him, huh, we are all
right. The news of the day. Okay, casson this real quick.
No. So South Carolina beat IOWAthe championship game, and Don Staley,
the head coach of South Carolina,who was undefeated, did like, I
thank you. I took the mikelike a big thank you to Caitlin Clark
for what you've done for the game. And it was really cool, Like

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Caitlyn probably didn't need that or wantthat, or you've been carrying a heavy
burden. Thank you for what you'vedone and what you're going to do for
the WNBA. Oh that was cool. You'd have to do that, you
know, very kind. Also,I have watched zero women's basketball this year,
not a second, not a second. I watched the same amount of
women's basketball as I have men's zerono dribbles. And I don't think you

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guys would have watched much men's hadit not been for Kevin's final four Squares
party. Brilliant Kevin, Yeah,yeah, he came to hansle off of
that situation. You're amazing, dude, You're underrated. People need to know
that about it, because you're madat me right now. I'm not mad.
Your joke was fine. It wasit was upper mid all right.

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In the world of country music,were in an incident last night because this
name should not, you know,be foreign to you, the name Morgan
Wallen. Now, Morgan Wallen isprobably, if not the most popular,
biggest selling male star in that world. I don't know who is. We

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know Morgan Wallen and from an incidentthat happened a couple of years back where
he got home late night drunk witha bunch of his friends and they got
out of the car and you hearhim talking to one of his Caucasian friends
yelling across the car something the effectiveyou're my inn drop the in bomb.

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A few times. It didn't seemlike it was used out of hate.
Yeah, you know, but italso it's just not a word that needs
to leave anybody's mouth if your skinis anywhere close to the hue of mine.
All right, Ken, I takenote. Ken. We're all just
talking. Yeah, we're just tryingto help you. All man, I

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need to put my name on that. I was looking at you. I
was agreeing with him and looking atyou. I'm sorry. So anyway,
he got a little bit of hotwater for that. Momentarily, a lot
of people thought his career is over. Knew, my friends, his career
skyrocketed. I don't know if it'sas a result of that event. Some

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would argue that, yeah, becausehe kind of said things that don't offend
certain people, and certain people thatmight have a propensity to listen to that
music might be okay with that andthink, you know what, this is
our champion. I don't know,but that's what some people are saying.
Anyway, the guy took him off, took him off for a few for

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a little bit, for a littlethat brought him back because they had to
that. There was like a bitof a cool we're going to remove you,
and a lot of people were againstthat like, it's almost like an
anti cancel clatter movement exactly. Sohe bounces back when he's allowed to return
to radio and becomes the biggest starin country music. Well, anyway,
he had a little bit of anincident last night, and this story broke
early this morning because he got arrestedin Nashville and he got charged with three

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felony counts following an incident that occurredat a rooftop bar in Nashville, Tennessee.
He's thirty years old and he washanging out on the sixth floor bar
of this place called Chiefs Bars indowntown Nashville. This happened just after ten
forty five pm, where he gothammered and allegedly threw a chair onto the

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street from the sixth floor. Nowthat sounds like, you know, just
fun. I'm thirty and drunk,let's throw this chair off the roof.
Ha ha ha. Well it's allfun in games. But he didn't really
plan this. I don't know Shenaniganvery well because had he looked over the

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roof, he would have realized thatthe chair landed three feet away from Nashville
police officers that were patrolling the area. Wow, bad call. Okay,
well, I thought it was gonnabe upon the heads of a school that
was on tour or something like.At least didn't bash anyone's head open,
thankfully. Yeah. It killed someonefor sure, no doubt, no doubt.

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But if it's Nashville like that,if it's Broadway, is it whatever
that main street street? Yeah,I mean we're three floors up. Look
throwing that down. If you weredown there you get hit by a chair,
he'd kill you. It's looking downthe window right now. Yeah,
it's the double where we're at now. But it is kind of awesome that
he flings the chair thinking I'm I'mgonna live forever moment, you know,

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and it just lands right by threecops who are standing there, go what
the f and look up to seethis face Mullett a load of that mugshot.
This is this is the biggest starin country music, folks. It
looks like, you know, hedoesn't he doesn't have much on the dude

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that lives under the bridge down thestreet. Do you remember his first controversy
with SNL during COVID He they hadbooked him to do SNL. Yes,
but they were like, you haveto like stay mask on and you know,
no one was touring. Then theylike a house party doing jell o.
Shots came out of him out ata bar. Just I mean,

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this is right when COVID going.He's at a party and video comes out
and snl' is like, Okay,we can't have you here because we'll have
to shut down the whole show ifsomeone has COVID. And he so they
ended up like postponing as a bigdeal. So he came back and they
did a couple sketches with him aboutit, you know. Once he came
back in twenty twenty one and wasthe musical guest. But this guy likes

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to drink. There's just this guyis a party animal. And he's the
guy. You know, he's tothrow stuff off a roof. Guy,
he's climb a telephone pole. Guysounds the N word incident, which is
a pretty hard thing to Omit kindof like rock and roll, let's go
get in some damn trouble throwback.Okay, Yeah, he's kind of the

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NASCAR guy. I'm alright with that. I mean, I guess as on
as the chair did hit anybody,Oh, we don't think rock and roll
people party and get wild. Imean, this is no different than Keith
Moon launching a TV out of ahotel room window, and everybody champions that
and talks about, oh my god, those were the days in the seventies
and you can do whatever you wanted. But you know, don't we need

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to evolve our expectations as the timesadvance. No, maybe maybe it's on
the voice that's what got him big. I guess that's a contest. Oh
really yeah? Season six he wason ushers team? Was he also on
the mass singer? Uh? Anybodykeeping up with that? By the way,
act Kevin? Yeah. So eightminutes after he launches the chair next

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to Nashville police, he gets arrestedand taking a downtown Nashville charged with reckless
endangerment and disorderly conduct. Can youimagine the police going up the stairs the
elevator or whatever, to the roofand they come out there like hands on
hips, like, all right,who's the idiot? Everyone just does that
mark the room, point right athim. Oh yeah, the guy with
the mullet, and then I'm on. So his attorney states that quote he

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is cooperating fully with authorities, butother people onlookers say that after the ordeal,
he was caught laughing about the wholething. He got released from jail
at three point thirty in the morning, and an image posted on Instagram appears
to show Morgan Wallen shouting in theback of a cop car outside the bar.

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He goes, I work there andthe chair damn near took out two
cops. He threw it from thesixth floor. And his court date is
set for May third, and thatdate aligns with some upcoming performances of his
He's a big deal dude. Ohmy god, his sales are ridiculous now
that this missing shows because of thecourt day, I unlikely he'd probably could

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do that in the morning and thenplay his gig at night. Now this
bar is owned by another country musician. That's a thing. Boy, those
Nashville bars. You check the thethe agreements on the lease agreements, and
a lot of these are owned byother artists. This other one is owned
by that. This bar that hewas at is owned by Eric Church.
That's a name that you'd probably haveheard connected to that world. They were.

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They were celebrating their grand opening overthe weekend. This is how it
all culminated. Nice Rest when BrianWon. Like a couple of weeks ago,
that kid that went missing, therewas a luke Brian Barr and that
college kid went missing was found inthe river. Oh oh yeah, he's
kind of walked into a face.I think no, Yeah, they think

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no foul play. He's dead though. Yeah, they found him in the
river. Yeah. Think he gotdrunk and wobbled home into the water.
So in twenty twenty, Morgan Wallenwas arrested before on intoxicate intoxication and disorderly
conduct charges. He got kicked outof another downtown Nashville bar called Kid Rocks

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Honkey Talk. Oh it's so good. He went on Twitter the next day
and this was an apology. Hey, y'all, just wanted to clear the
air. I went out downtown lastnight with a few old friends and after
a couple of bar stops, wewere horse playing with each other. We

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didn't mean any harm and we wantto say sorry to any bar staff or
anyone that was affected. Thank youto the local authorities for being so professional
and doing their job with class.Love y'all. Okay, I'm just oh
shucks. You know, boys beingboys. We had a few blue eyed
white devils. We didn't mean itdo any harm. Oh we were When

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do you ever say that horse playsseen horse playing other than a high school
football coach. We were just playinga little grab ass, you know,
just kind of kind of boys beingboys, just kind of getting out there
and getting a little wild. Hekind of wild in the country music people,
we wild. You know, we'llhave a couple of bud wives and
cors. Live the hell ittle lockyour chair didn't hurt nobody, right,

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no harm, no harm, asit always Yeah, it's all fun and
games until you know an eight yearold gets your head caved in your chair.
All right, you have to livetheir whole life with a chair as
their head. The eight year oldis walking on the sidewalk outside of the
bar early enough that you know sometourists could have been in town and taking

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their kids out at night. Yeah, it's just irresponsible, And I get
it you're thirty years old, butI'm kind of getting to that age where
maybe think twice he's gonna end upnaked in a tiger mark like Randy Travis.
Speaking of tiger marts. Yeah,what DFW is about to lose a

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long running business. As a matterof fact, they are closing down all
of these because after forty years inbusiness, the ninety nine cents only stores
are closing their doors. I don'tknow if either one of you have ever
been inside of one of these.Yeah, they wholly crap. They're fun.
Now do you get them all mixedup? Though? Dollar General and

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dollar everything is a dollar? Okay? So the ninety I think the ninety
nine cent store ninety nine cents onlystores. I think there's one on either
Live Oke or Gaston in your style, that one's But the problem is is
not everything is only ninety nine cents. They have items that are upwards of
four and five dollars. It's verydisappointing when you see something with the four

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dollars price tag on it. Yeah, but some of the crap in there
is so unnecessary you don't need it, But you look at the price and
goes this box of miniature traffic conesis only a buck. That's great.
Yes, I'm getting them fun.They have everything. They do have everything.
They were founded in nineteen eighty two. Miniature traffic cones. I don't

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know. The first thing starts ayouth soccer team, who's gonna be all
set for drills? We may notbe far away from coach Danny. Yeah,
coach Danny. So this is thefunny thing that I found in this
in this article makes the us MNTand a few I know because of everything's
a dollar. Gosh. So acrossthe nation they have three hundred and seventy
one stores, okay, and they'reall closing. And you know what starts

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when you close a business. Now, keep in mind the name of the
store is Everything's ninety nine or ninetynine cents only. Nope, they're having
liquidation sales starting on Friday. Ohreally yeah, so everything's already ninety nine.
Now they're liquidating. Everything must go. We're closing all three hundred and

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seventy one of our stores. Whathappens then everything's free? I mean,
how much lower can you go?When is this liquidation soon? Darts Friday?
Man to go, okay, let'sgo watch the Masters together and then
go you want to go watch theMasters together? And then go? Okay,
I didn't do it. Eight fiftythree was the first mention of the

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Masters during Master's Week. And itwasn't me. Note that note that don't
drop. Why are you drawing peanuts? I asked you? Why would we
Why would we come down on himwhen we should be championing him, lauding
him for bringing up the masters.Well, there's gonna be a lot of
Masters talk this week. Well breakgot to break the seals sometime io and
it was a fifty three. Okayon Monday, mark it down. This

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is Master's week. This is nowherehis March sixth, This is a good
thing, or his January sixth,because I love the masters. Okay,
we need the piano at they're ready, Yeah, we do all right?
This day in history, when didthis happen? What year? Nineteen seventy
four? And here's some audio foryou boys. Neither one of you are
alive. And I don't think Ireally cared at this time, but this

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was pretty badass. Once again,I sa for Henry Aaron. So the
confrontation for the second time Aaron walkedin the second inning. He means the
tying run of the plate. Now, let we'll see what Downing does.
Al if the belt delivers and he'slow ball on and that just adds to

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the pressure the crowd going. Downinghas to ignore the sound effects and stay
a professional, and pitchers games oneball in those drinks Aaron waiting. You
have you of deep and straight awayfastball is a high drive of the beat
left center field, fucking goes backto the fence to the car. It's

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worth playing the whole thing. Whata marvelous moment for baseball. What a

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marvelous moment for Atlanta and the stateof Georgia. What a marvelous moment for
the country in the world. Ablack man is getting a standing ovation in
the Deep South, or breaking arecord of an all time baseball idol,
and it is a great moment forall of us, and particularly for Henry

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Aaron. Of course, that thegreat Vin Scully making the call in Diesel
on the call April eighth, nineteenseventy four. That is Hank Aaron breaking
Baye Roots long standing record when hehit number seven fifteen in Fulton County in
Georgia. Yeah, yep, deepin the South. And those two guys

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ran out with him. Yeah,And Hank didn't know at the time whether
they were out there to kill himor celebrate with him. And thankfully they
were there to celebrate with him.Two white boys run on the field and
Pat and Hank on the back,and it is pretty crazy. I mean
we were not Look, we're stillin it, let's be honest, but
we've come a long way. Butwe were so not that far removed from,

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you know, the big civil rightsmovement and all of the upheaval over
six years away from MLK being assassinated. There was a lot of people not
realf and happy about this happening becauseyou're talking about the bambino, that black
kid's gonna break Babes record. Noton my watch. He gotta do start
learn to pitch. But exactly.But man, poor Hank had to deal

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with so much during this run andI and there was nobody more relieved than
him to get this over with.Yeah, and I don't know if the
death threats stopped, but they probablylessened after this happened because he was dealing
with that crap every single day.So good on Hank, congratulations seven.
All right, that's the leader ofthe great stuff. Danny, thank you.

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We will have a live field reportfrom that side park where the Ben's
can showing the speakeasy r today.Carrie claims he is he's right with CBS
right now, and he said Foxfour nine oh five, like he knows
there's gonna be a hit in frontof Parro and he's gonna be in the
crowd of children in front of thepro That's amazing. He's put it on

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eleven, So I'm watching eleven now. I haven't seen him go, uh
go live to the park or anything, but uh, let's get on Fox
four. I think eleven's about togo to No, they might be,
they might be live. Yeah,we're tracking. We're tracking this from every
imaginable angle. It's so exciting.No one's going to network programming on a
day like today. No, thisain't happened for another three hundred years,

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Kevin. They're not going to goto a new hope for aging joints on
House Call TV. They're gonna airthe prices right at ten, are they?
Yes? Think about it? Idon't think so they are. Maybe
the price is wrong, bitch.Oh he just did the happy go mark
on you. I also have funnyaudio from my last Next Ranger game with
Max Suers are not wanting to doany broadcasting Fine, and so much more.

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That's next on the official Solar Eclipsepregame. Party of ninety seven won the freak