April 8, 2024 • 24 mins
A final update on the cloud cover for the eclipse, today's bandle, birthdays, talkbacks, and more!
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(00:00):
Not to overreact to a player's performance. In March. That applies mostly to
Purdue big men Zach Edie. He'sa great college basketball player, but the
NBA is a different world. He'san old school back to the basket score.
That style of play often struggles inthe NBA. Let's not let that
cloud our judgment on making the majorleap on Dan Patrick. Progressive makes bundling
easy and affordable. Get a multipolicy discount by combining your motorcycle, RV,
(00:25):
boat, ATV and more all yourprotection in one place. Bundle and
save at Progressive dot Com. That'sProgressive dot Com. I'm Johnny be Good,
the host of the podcast Creating aCon The Story of Bitcom. This
podcast dives deep into the story ofRay Chapani and his company Center Tech.
I'll explore how three twenty somethings builta company out of lies, deceit,
(00:47):
and greed. I've been saying sincea very young age that I was going
to be milling right. If someone'slike, oh, what's your best way
of making money, I'm like,Oh, we should start some sort of
scheme. Listen to Creating a conThe Story of Bitcom on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcasts.This is the downbeat on ninety seven to
one, The freak. Here comesa side, Here comes aside, marsay,
(01:29):
it's a little little darling. It'sbeen a long hold, lonely wind
pick it up, ringo, littledarling. It feels like years since it's
been here. It comes as bogie, It comes a side. Marsay,
(01:57):
it's all righting man that you gotup with your pop up pick up m
M little darling. The smiles returningtoo, the faces, little darling.
It seems like since it's been here, it comes later, it comes us.
(02:28):
I say, it's right. Iwanted to keep singing a ball in
this one. You can lay its. We made an awfulness to this fact.
Who you are? Yes, sorry, doctor fancy dress. The Lazy
(03:04):
Side, the Color five. Rightnow, it's a pair of tickets to
see Joe Satriani and Steve Vai Mayfourth at the music Call at fair Park
only electric guitld Joe's Uh Triani andSteve Vine hear us. Here comes the
solos, lots of lots of solos. Music call fair Park five to four.
(03:29):
It's May fourth, Color five.You'll get a pair of those tickets
today, So you begin the uhthis portion of the hot up. We
have birthdays, but I'd like todo today's bandal challenge. Oh yeah,
twenty eleven the Beatles, twenty elevenis your song name. We'll start with
the drums. Never got a lotof golf. The shots, shots,
(04:00):
shots, shots, O shots.I don't know. Is it maybe too
long ago? Shots? Is itshots at l l M they did party
rock anthem. We'll just guess that. Just so it's like, here's the
nextion. Oh that much face,I'm too sexy, cold shute and I'm
(04:34):
twenty eleven, pretty good at that. I'll just say I don't think it's
like a Lady Gaga song, butI'll just say more in this way,
just for fun, Seth Seth hasbeen added. Finally, I'm ever going
to get one of these. They'renot easy way, this is hard.
(04:56):
Oh wait, no, I knowthat. I think that's so tough.
I don't know it. I don'tknow it. Okay, so you don't
know it. You have to typein the guess and then all right,
fourth one, they're gonna add anelectric guitar and a whistle. This is
(05:20):
lovely whatever it is. No Doubt, produced by Mark Ronson. Oh I
know it, but what is it? Yeah? Jaggers nice for the whistle
is what? But you had itbefore the whistle. I'll give you that.
Yeah. Five moves like Jagger,that's it for sure, kind of
(05:42):
moves like Lennen. We got iton four, so we got four one
day. We're gonna get it onthe first try. No, that was
fun. Anyway, we do itevery birthday. Oh whereabouts? It exactly
four hours or forty nine seconds awayfrom the exact four hour mark. I
think you have time for one.Shall we do a canon four hour countdown?
(06:03):
The countdown to the Countdown? Ninetytill the Countdown saw Hate two till
the Countdown Stars. That's an electricstick song that only Kevin. Yeah,
I had no idea. It's thecountdown to the Countdown because I've heard all
of the Tenacious D songs, soI knew it wasn't one of theirs.
Unfair Hey, good looking with thehelmet on, driving real fast on the
(06:28):
auto bond. Four hours till totality, Doctor Doe, you're fourteen seconds away
from that. Well that's probably delayedtoo, You're only delayed TV. I'm
going by the world o' clock.Okay, four hours till till it is
so cloudy out here right now,it sucks here. We're in Farmers Branch
Addison maybe clear as a bell overClyde Warren or where you are, and
(06:54):
we hope it is. Think aboutit the thousands and get his ass beat
hundreds of thousands of people that spendall that money. Yep, you come
to Dallas for order. We can'tdo anything right. We have the worst
weather luck. We I sed outa Super Bowl, we iced out an
All Star game, right, yep. Every time we need God Jesus to
(07:15):
step up and give us a hand. You know what, God hates Dallas.
It tells me that we haven't earnedit. True, we killed the
president. Maybe that's it. We'restill paying. We haven't heard it.
When have we changed our deeds tobe you're good people? No, we're
not. We're baskets of crap,all of us, you included, and
you know it. So don't geton a mic and say something so stupid.
(07:35):
Yeah, by a basket like that, When you say you're a basket
of crap, then it does feellike it's accurate. A basket, a
sad basket of crap, all ofus. You're a sad basket of crap.
Yeah, I'll argue with the birthdayceed Lambs twenty five, all right,
(07:57):
and I'm not to be so rich. What if it's his birth eight
during the eclipse, like he wasborn at time birth times? There's someone
there? Uh. Matty Heally's thirtyfive Matty Oh singer for some band,
Matt Healey for hang on for TravisNo Travis the Van, Travis close,
(08:22):
but your cuse on the Travis tipwa, who's that other? That drummer,
Travis Barker, Travis Famous, Travis'sin the Wrist, Travis Tritt,
No travisr O you Billy, TravisMatthews. Travis Kelsey was the next Oh
(08:46):
Okay, Taylor Swift's x X DaintyBoy before she stepped in the ring with
the bat to which I told youyou'd never give a theater kid a lot
of money because they will waste iton art projects instead of stalking it away
and creating a savings account that canbe useful when you retire. They give
(09:07):
you the tools to be your ownboss. Felix Hernandez is thirty eight.
One of the best King Felix oneof the best. Fruck out many people
when he best friends with belts,you know, were they BFFs? Yeah?
Whether they taunt each other? Sogood. Ezra Koenig's forty he's married
(09:28):
to Rashida Jones. Right. Damnthat is lead singer of Vampire Weekend damn
It, who released a new albumon Friday. Taylor Kitsch forty three.
He played David Koresh. Yeah hedid, and we know him for something
big before that. But yes,he was good in that Friday Night Friday
Night Lights. Yeah he was reallygood. You watch that, didn't you?
Yeah? One that good? Yeah, Oh my god. Patricia Arcat's
(09:52):
fifty six. I love Waco TrueRomance. I love one of the greatest
movies of all time and the greatestmovie. If you have a lady or
man with you and you're like,let's throw on a movie, you throw
it on because there's only about sixminutes in they have an incredible passionate love
making scene, and that's where youmake your move. Because if you have
someone that you are sexually interested inyour house and the feeling is mutual,
(10:16):
I'm hard. You don't probably needto watch the whole movie because how you
instigate the session is just kind oflean over and half drunk, mumble that
into her ear. Put on romance, romance because I'll just hard boy the
Fox four. The Fox men musthate us a hard servers need sexual relations
(10:41):
because gross, we're so nasty,not me, the fun playing and sexy.
The Fox four office building must beempty today because Kylie Kapps is out
in the field to day at theUta Planetarium. What's she doing? Pez
(11:01):
Well, if Danny just put planetariuminto his phone directions. Robin Wright's fifty
eight The Great, She is awesome. I love you Forest. She was
so good in House of Cards.Yeah, she was very She's like AI
person. She was so like kindof good looking and robotic and scary.
It's a shame she had to takeover when the show fell off. Boy
(11:24):
that it's it's a shame that Iquit watching it when when Homeboy got in
real trouble. It's not a shame. You're good, because it was terrible.
It was getting pretty bad anyway.It kind of got bad when he
pushed her off the train or intothe train. That was exciting, though
it was highly exciting. It wasa wild first season strategy though flirting with
(11:48):
the shark jump line. But good, yeah, Texas says weather. It
was perfect for the Winter Classic.I'm like, okay, that was one
of the greatest sports days in thecity that she could have been rainy or
sunny, but it was cloudy andcold but not too cold. Perfect all
right. So we're not batting zeroon needing decent weather and weather cooperation for
our major sporting events, I think. But we're not batt and well,
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we're not batting well. No,Dean Norris is sixty one. Oh,
that is breaking bad. Bald guys, Uncle Hank, Hank and Julian Lennon.
Julian Lennon sixty one. It's goodto be with you. Unhappy to
be here today. Did you seeme? Pappy at Clyde Warren was on
(12:33):
the telly. I didn't realize hehad a pH d and he'd passed.
I'm just been sitting here watching thewheels go round and round with me.
Peppy. It's not the birthday ofJulian ring spun Cotton Bismarck. You would
have been sixty who oh May MayYeah, you got one on need.
(12:58):
It's so gloriously out of key.I can't get enough of it. So
good, perfect, perfect. ThoughI have talkbacks. I have many talkbacks.
People on eclipsed Day are excited.You can fill the buzz in the
air highly cups is on TV apps. Stop saying cups caps. I need
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not read, No, I needmy glasses. He broke his readers.
Hey, where's that fellow who's alwaysspot in? Samurai guy ahead because he
is over here outside of Decatur,Texas walking three eighty. If this is
your Samurai guy, you need tocome getting heavy set, camo pant,
black shirt. I don't need thiskind of rift wrapped on this part of
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Texas. Oh God, lock yourkids, hide your dogs, and I
don't know, love your significant other. It is the end of the world
there. We have only pirates inyour house. We have a map of
the Metroplex with push pins on.You know where samurais have been spotted.
So we have to add the caatornow. And that's getting to be a
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lot of coverage. Three eight.I don't want to say. The second
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a map. It's Florida Alliance.I saw a map, but you might
have already seen the movie. There'salso like a Texas and California Alliance.
Yeah, they leaked a map onlinethat shows you the battlefronts. The team
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is that Jesse Plemons in this inthe at Oh, it's so good.
Yeah, what kind of American areyou? It's so creepy. I had
his dead eyes, all right,what kind of American? Oh? I
love it. Alma draft House,That's where I watched my movies. You
could play Jesse Plemmons. You dida good Jesse Plemmons person. You're good
at Jesse Plemmons. And Wright said, Fred, okay, right, there's
down. Put them on the list. You should be Jesse Plemmons in the
(15:13):
Jesse Plemons movie you play. Theycould just get him though, well,
he would be perfect. Yeah,and he's a current named, reputable actor.
He's a far better choice unless he'sgot to quickly lose weight, because
it was weird when he was fatin the Breaking Bad sequel. It's like,
well, you're getting like forty poundssince Breaking Bad ended. I don't
think he had gotten bigger for anotherrole. Yeah, and that one superseded
(15:35):
the hell Camino Mike Fargo season twoJesse Plemmons. Oh he's good. Oh
he's great. Yeah, yeah,he's awesome. Yes, and he's a
hot wife. Kirston Duntsky looks likeshe's a little bit sweaty but still beautiful.
What's wrong with being sweaty? Yeah, that's wrong with the He's just
got a sweaty tone. That's alittle must. That's the best time to
(15:56):
instigate love is after they get homefrom the gym. What is with you
guys today? Today? It's aclip. It's not our fault. This
is science. Yeah, he's supergay. Watch watch the hallways when you
guys are walking out of here today. No one here on a Monday,
dude. Okay, let's let's changethis up a little bit. Guys.
(16:19):
So your loved one turns into awerewolf during the four minutes of totality.
Right However, into totality, theytransform back into their normal selves, the
person you know and love, onlydifference being they still have were wolf feet.
This could be like so for Mikey, for example, say that Christina
did this and then she came backand she has wear wolf feet from now
on. How are you feeling aboutthat? But fair question laughed at himself.
(16:42):
Are you feel about that? Buther feet are perfect right now?
Right now? But not at oneforty four? Perfect forty four is gonna
be a hair ball. No,they'll snap back. I don't think Christine
is a were wolf. I justdon't see it. Shot have were wolf
feet at today, dude. Honestly, she is among She's a fairly high
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candidate to be one that does turninto a wear a wolf when this thing
goes down in three hours and fortynine minutes, I can't love her the
same. Yeah, she's wolf,she likes wolves. Yeah, she has
some wolf traits. Dog looks likea wolf. There's stuff about her this
similar to a wolf. Kevin.If ben I am outside, oh and
(17:30):
there is no sun. If Idon't see this them, it lifts at
my fists, your ass, theywill be crowning. Watch out, buddy,
you better blow these clouds away.Oh I'm coming fud you covin.
Okay, that's not the same guy, doesn't matter. Now you got two
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of them two he's got an army. I got people are gonna beat Kevin's
ass if one cloud covers that song. How many of your idiots are gonna
look straight up into the sun withoutprotection. You said you're gonna do it.
I expect you to do it.I want to have three blind radio
people tomorrow morning. Please, thankyou three. I think the thick,
(18:18):
thick embankment of clouds will filter out. Yeah, U v problems that we
might taking too much joy out ofthe cloud taking joy. I just love
that. You guys were just soadamant. Oh, it's gonna be clear.
We're gonna have a window window,it will be clear how thick thick,
thick, thick clouds from the Gulf. And it's only getting worse.
Is the dark clouds? Super BowlA k T. It's cloudy. If
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you need a place to hide fromthat guy that's gonna get you, let
me know. I'll hide you outof my house. We'll eat ice cream
and play around of who's your celebrityspotter? Play one round, who's your
celebrity spot It sounds like an takethe podium today. Once upon a top
(19:08):
I was copying my farts. NowI post up out Saturday Walmart, I
smell so lashing about I'm not allowedon the dark Okay in the world,
I'm not allowed on those dart Thepeople are nuts, yo, Dane just
heads up. Carpet party is aterm used by lesbian swingers, and she
(19:30):
had a carpet party live spot earlierI did. I can understand stand all
the big hype behind the clips.I mean, it's a pretty cool event,
but what I don't get is thepeople that want to clap for it
while it's happening, Like, whatare you praising the moon doing its damn
job? Love you boys? Yeah, people gonna the mod's doing its job.
(19:53):
I guess after that Morgan Wallam incident, we should all be looking forward
to his upcoming cover of the GeorgeStrait classic The Chair. I remember the
lone Star ball Off topic Discord Serverloves you. Oh thank you, thank
you man. You guys are breakingall kinds of news to me. This
(20:14):
morning. I had no idea thatJohn Lennon was killed by Howard Cosell and
Monday night football. How am Ijust now hearing about that? Is?
I was you report that dinger.You better keep that same energy this afternoon
when baby Malki transforms into a werewolf for four minutes, that's true,
Coline. Sweet Malcolm could do it, and then he comes back. You're
(20:37):
supposed telling me you love them justthe same. Nothing's changed, you know
what, where wolf Malcolm might becalmer than human malcol So I kind of
welcome that takes Yeah, okay,I got two more left, guys,
and then we'll send you out ina proper way. Here we go,
kt KT do not take a sleepuntil for that flight. What if you
get sucked off in your sleep,I might wake up all wet in the
(21:02):
ocean or something. You need tobe on high alert, at attention the
whole flight. You might have tobeat off someone trying to take your oxygen
mask in case something goes wrong.Some think about, sir. That's a
really good point. Two good points. You find a bowing Paul was just
perfect. You could find a bowingYou're ready to get sucked off at any
(21:25):
time the plane the plane correct.Hey, I'm Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson.
I'm out here tailgating for the eclipsetonight, which means much like my political
career, I'm just drunkenly bouncing fromparty to party while fantasizing about what it
might be like to be Paige Ellenberger'stoothbrush. I wanted to invite you to
my NCAA Championship game watch party,though. We're gonna get together and WA's
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the last meaningful game of organized basketballthese twenty five year old, balding white
kids will ever play before they're reducedto guarding Ben Rogers. In consists of
mid range jumper, to YMCA andGrand Prairie. Okay, unbelievable, brilliant,
good, very good delivery. Allright, So the Bene's get showing.
The Speakeasier at Clyde Warren Park doingtheir show today ten to six.
Get on out there if you'd like. I can also tell you that we
(22:12):
have Don Van Netta tomorrow. Nada, it's Don Van Junior, the guys.
He's writing the Jerry Jones biography.He is calling in tomorrow like that
will be at eight ten. Don'tmess this questions for him. If you
if you ever know that this dudebreaks so much news about the Dallas Cowboys,
(22:33):
And if he doesn't know where allof the bodies are buried, he
knows where a lot of them areBarry. Yeah, he's a legit.
Journalists also be our best behavior.Yeah, eight ten tomorrow, all right,
and all morning. If you haven'tbeen listening, we've been singing kamakazi
karaoke return cuts about the moon,about the sun, about eclipses, about
cheap sunglasses we're gonna wear to lookat this thing we put cheap sunglasses in.
(22:56):
So why not take you out withthe only song actually titled the clips
I believe, honor God, bickbecause the greatest eclipsed pregame show of all
time comes to an end. Sothat you touch pen all that you see,
(23:18):
Pano that you taste, all youfeel, and all that you love
and all that you hate and allyou distrust, all you say, and
all that you give, and allthat you deal, and all that you
(23:41):
buy, big borrow us seal andall you grid and all you destroyed,
and all that you do and allthat you say, and all that you
eat and everyone you meet and allthat you slight I
Not to overreact to a player's performance. In March. That applies mostly to
Purdue big men Zach Edie. He'sa great college basketball player, but the
NBA is a different world. He'san old school back to the basket score.
That style of play often struggles inthe NBA. Let's not let that
cloud our judgment on making the majorleap on Dan Patrick. Progressive makes bundling
easy and affordable. Get a multipolicy discount by combining your motorcycle, RV,
(00:25):
boat, ATV and more all yourprotection in one place. Bundle and
save at Progressive dot Com. That'sProgressive dot Com. I'm Johnny be Good,
the host of the podcast Creating aCon The Story of Bitcom. This
podcast dives deep into the story ofRay Chapani and his company Center Tech.
I'll explore how three twenty somethings builta company out of lies, deceit,
(00:47):
and greed. I've been saying sincea very young age that I was going
to be milling right. If someone'slike, oh, what's your best way
of making money, I'm like,Oh, we should start some sort of
scheme. Listen to Creating a conThe Story of Bitcom on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcasts.This is the downbeat on ninety seven to
one, The freak. Here comesa side, Here comes aside, marsay,
(01:29):
it's a little little darling. It'sbeen a long hold, lonely wind
pick it up, ringo, littledarling. It feels like years since it's
been here. It comes as bogie, It comes a side. Marsay,
(01:57):
it's all righting man that you gotup with your pop up pick up m
M little darling. The smiles returningtoo, the faces, little darling.
It seems like since it's been here, it comes later, it comes us.
(02:28):
I say, it's right. Iwanted to keep singing a ball in
this one. You can lay its. We made an awfulness to this fact.
Who you are? Yes, sorry, doctor fancy dress. The Lazy
(03:04):
Side, the Color five. Rightnow, it's a pair of tickets to
see Joe Satriani and Steve Vai Mayfourth at the music Call at fair Park
only electric guitld Joe's Uh Triani andSteve Vine hear us. Here comes the
solos, lots of lots of solos. Music call fair Park five to four.
(03:29):
It's May fourth, Color five.You'll get a pair of those tickets
today, So you begin the uhthis portion of the hot up. We
have birthdays, but I'd like todo today's bandal challenge. Oh yeah,
twenty eleven the Beatles, twenty elevenis your song name. We'll start with
the drums. Never got a lotof golf. The shots, shots,
(04:00):
shots, shots, O shots.I don't know. Is it maybe too
long ago? Shots? Is itshots at l l M they did party
rock anthem. We'll just guess that. Just so it's like, here's the
nextion. Oh that much face,I'm too sexy, cold shute and I'm
(04:34):
twenty eleven, pretty good at that. I'll just say I don't think it's
like a Lady Gaga song, butI'll just say more in this way,
just for fun, Seth Seth hasbeen added. Finally, I'm ever going
to get one of these. They'renot easy way, this is hard.
(04:56):
Oh wait, no, I knowthat. I think that's so tough.
I don't know it. I don'tknow it. Okay, so you don't
know it. You have to typein the guess and then all right,
fourth one, they're gonna add anelectric guitar and a whistle. This is
(05:20):
lovely whatever it is. No Doubt, produced by Mark Ronson. Oh I
know it, but what is it? Yeah? Jaggers nice for the whistle
is what? But you had itbefore the whistle. I'll give you that.
Yeah. Five moves like Jagger,that's it for sure, kind of
(05:42):
moves like Lennen. We got iton four, so we got four one
day. We're gonna get it onthe first try. No, that was
fun. Anyway, we do itevery birthday. Oh whereabouts? It exactly
four hours or forty nine seconds awayfrom the exact four hour mark. I
think you have time for one.Shall we do a canon four hour countdown?
(06:03):
The countdown to the Countdown? Ninetytill the Countdown saw Hate two till
the Countdown Stars. That's an electricstick song that only Kevin. Yeah,
I had no idea. It's thecountdown to the Countdown because I've heard all
of the Tenacious D songs, soI knew it wasn't one of theirs.
Unfair Hey, good looking with thehelmet on, driving real fast on the
(06:28):
auto bond. Four hours till totality, Doctor Doe, you're fourteen seconds away
from that. Well that's probably delayedtoo, You're only delayed TV. I'm
going by the world o' clock.Okay, four hours till till it is
so cloudy out here right now,it sucks here. We're in Farmers Branch
Addison maybe clear as a bell overClyde Warren or where you are, and
(06:54):
we hope it is. Think aboutit the thousands and get his ass beat
hundreds of thousands of people that spendall that money. Yep, you come
to Dallas for order. We can'tdo anything right. We have the worst
weather luck. We I sed outa Super Bowl, we iced out an
All Star game, right, yep. Every time we need God Jesus to
(07:15):
step up and give us a hand. You know what, God hates Dallas.
It tells me that we haven't earnedit. True, we killed the
president. Maybe that's it. We'restill paying. We haven't heard it.
When have we changed our deeds tobe you're good people? No, we're
not. We're baskets of crap,all of us, you included, and
you know it. So don't geton a mic and say something so stupid.
(07:35):
Yeah, by a basket like that, When you say you're a basket
of crap, then it does feellike it's accurate. A basket, a
sad basket of crap, all ofus. You're a sad basket of crap.
Yeah, I'll argue with the birthdayceed Lambs twenty five, all right,
(07:57):
and I'm not to be so rich. What if it's his birth eight
during the eclipse, like he wasborn at time birth times? There's someone
there? Uh. Matty Heally's thirtyfive Matty Oh singer for some band,
Matt Healey for hang on for TravisNo Travis the Van, Travis close,
(08:22):
but your cuse on the Travis tipwa, who's that other? That drummer,
Travis Barker, Travis Famous, Travis'sin the Wrist, Travis Tritt,
No travisr O you Billy, TravisMatthews. Travis Kelsey was the next Oh
(08:46):
Okay, Taylor Swift's x X DaintyBoy before she stepped in the ring with
the bat to which I told youyou'd never give a theater kid a lot
of money because they will waste iton art projects instead of stalking it away
and creating a savings account that canbe useful when you retire. They give
(09:07):
you the tools to be your ownboss. Felix Hernandez is thirty eight.
One of the best King Felix oneof the best. Fruck out many people
when he best friends with belts,you know, were they BFFs? Yeah?
Whether they taunt each other? Sogood. Ezra Koenig's forty he's married
(09:28):
to Rashida Jones. Right. Damnthat is lead singer of Vampire Weekend damn
It, who released a new albumon Friday. Taylor Kitsch forty three.
He played David Koresh. Yeah hedid, and we know him for something
big before that. But yes,he was good in that Friday Night Friday
Night Lights. Yeah he was reallygood. You watch that, didn't you?
Yeah? One that good? Yeah, Oh my god. Patricia Arcat's
(09:52):
fifty six. I love Waco TrueRomance. I love one of the greatest
movies of all time and the greatestmovie. If you have a lady or
man with you and you're like,let's throw on a movie, you throw
it on because there's only about sixminutes in they have an incredible passionate love
making scene, and that's where youmake your move. Because if you have
someone that you are sexually interested inyour house and the feeling is mutual,
(10:16):
I'm hard. You don't probably needto watch the whole movie because how you
instigate the session is just kind oflean over and half drunk, mumble that
into her ear. Put on romance, romance because I'll just hard boy the
Fox four. The Fox men musthate us a hard servers need sexual relations
(10:41):
because gross, we're so nasty,not me, the fun playing and sexy.
The Fox four office building must beempty today because Kylie Kapps is out
in the field to day at theUta Planetarium. What's she doing? Pez
(11:01):
Well, if Danny just put planetariuminto his phone directions. Robin Wright's fifty
eight The Great, She is awesome. I love you Forest. She was
so good in House of Cards.Yeah, she was very She's like AI
person. She was so like kindof good looking and robotic and scary.
It's a shame she had to takeover when the show fell off. Boy
(11:24):
that it's it's a shame that Iquit watching it when when Homeboy got in
real trouble. It's not a shame. You're good, because it was terrible.
It was getting pretty bad anyway.It kind of got bad when he
pushed her off the train or intothe train. That was exciting, though
it was highly exciting. It wasa wild first season strategy though flirting with
(11:48):
the shark jump line. But good, yeah, Texas says weather. It
was perfect for the Winter Classic.I'm like, okay, that was one
of the greatest sports days in thecity that she could have been rainy or
sunny, but it was cloudy andcold but not too cold. Perfect all
right. So we're not batting zeroon needing decent weather and weather cooperation for
our major sporting events, I think. But we're not batt and well,
(12:09):
we're not batting well. No,Dean Norris is sixty one. Oh,
that is breaking bad. Bald guys, Uncle Hank, Hank and Julian Lennon.
Julian Lennon sixty one. It's goodto be with you. Unhappy to
be here today. Did you seeme? Pappy at Clyde Warren was on
(12:33):
the telly. I didn't realize hehad a pH d and he'd passed.
I'm just been sitting here watching thewheels go round and round with me.
Peppy. It's not the birthday ofJulian ring spun Cotton Bismarck. You would
have been sixty who oh May MayYeah, you got one on need.
(12:58):
It's so gloriously out of key.I can't get enough of it. So
good, perfect, perfect. ThoughI have talkbacks. I have many talkbacks.
People on eclipsed Day are excited.You can fill the buzz in the
air highly cups is on TV apps. Stop saying cups caps. I need
(13:22):
not read, No, I needmy glasses. He broke his readers.
Hey, where's that fellow who's alwaysspot in? Samurai guy ahead because he
is over here outside of Decatur,Texas walking three eighty. If this is
your Samurai guy, you need tocome getting heavy set, camo pant,
black shirt. I don't need thiskind of rift wrapped on this part of
(13:46):
Texas. Oh God, lock yourkids, hide your dogs, and I
don't know, love your significant other. It is the end of the world
there. We have only pirates inyour house. We have a map of
the Metroplex with push pins on.You know where samurais have been spotted.
So we have to add the caatornow. And that's getting to be a
(14:07):
lot of coverage. Three eight.I don't want to say. The second
was brought to you a by AlmaDraft House Cinema. Guys. That's where
you watch your movies nowhere else.Go to the cinema, see it in
the theater. Yeah, and we'llsee at twelve thirty showing today of something
you want to watch coming out thisFriday. Civil War, the big highly
(14:28):
Rew movie with the Florida Alliance.Let's go. I need to see my
Florida Alliance at work. Yeah,Oh, Mike reminder, eleven am tomorrow,
we're playing the Part three course atPGA Forscu And No, I saw
a map. It's Florida Alliance.I saw a map, but you might
have already seen the movie. There'salso like a Texas and California Alliance.
Yeah, they leaked a map onlinethat shows you the battlefronts. The team
(14:50):
is that Jesse Plemons in this inthe at Oh, it's so good.
Yeah, what kind of American areyou? It's so creepy. I had
his dead eyes, all right,what kind of American? Oh? I
love it. Alma draft House,That's where I watched my movies. You
could play Jesse Plemmons. You dida good Jesse Plemmons person. You're good
at Jesse Plemmons. And Wright said, Fred, okay, right, there's
down. Put them on the list. You should be Jesse Plemmons in the
(15:13):
Jesse Plemons movie you play. Theycould just get him though, well,
he would be perfect. Yeah,and he's a current named, reputable actor.
He's a far better choice unless he'sgot to quickly lose weight, because
it was weird when he was fatin the Breaking Bad sequel. It's like,
well, you're getting like forty poundssince Breaking Bad ended. I don't
think he had gotten bigger for anotherrole. Yeah, and that one superseded
(15:35):
the hell Camino Mike Fargo season twoJesse Plemmons. Oh he's good. Oh
he's great. Yeah, yeah,he's awesome. Yes, and he's a
hot wife. Kirston Duntsky looks likeshe's a little bit sweaty but still beautiful.
What's wrong with being sweaty? Yeah, that's wrong with the He's just
got a sweaty tone. That's alittle must. That's the best time to
(15:56):
instigate love is after they get homefrom the gym. What is with you
guys today? Today? It's aclip. It's not our fault. This
is science. Yeah, he's supergay. Watch watch the hallways when you
guys are walking out of here today. No one here on a Monday,
dude. Okay, let's let's changethis up a little bit. Guys.
(16:19):
So your loved one turns into awerewolf during the four minutes of totality.
Right However, into totality, theytransform back into their normal selves, the
person you know and love, onlydifference being they still have were wolf feet.
This could be like so for Mikey, for example, say that Christina
did this and then she came backand she has wear wolf feet from now
on. How are you feeling aboutthat? But fair question laughed at himself.
(16:42):
Are you feel about that? Buther feet are perfect right now?
Right now? But not at oneforty four? Perfect forty four is gonna
be a hair ball. No,they'll snap back. I don't think Christine
is a were wolf. I justdon't see it. Shot have were wolf
feet at today, dude. Honestly, she is among She's a fairly high
(17:07):
candidate to be one that does turninto a wear a wolf when this thing
goes down in three hours and fortynine minutes, I can't love her the
same. Yeah, she's wolf,she likes wolves. Yeah, she has
some wolf traits. Dog looks likea wolf. There's stuff about her this
similar to a wolf. Kevin.If ben I am outside, oh and
(17:30):
there is no sun. If Idon't see this them, it lifts at
my fists, your ass, theywill be crowning. Watch out, buddy,
you better blow these clouds away.Oh I'm coming fud you covin.
Okay, that's not the same guy, doesn't matter. Now you got two
(17:52):
of them two he's got an army. I got people are gonna beat Kevin's
ass if one cloud covers that song. How many of your idiots are gonna
look straight up into the sun withoutprotection. You said you're gonna do it.
I expect you to do it.I want to have three blind radio
people tomorrow morning. Please, thankyou three. I think the thick,
(18:18):
thick embankment of clouds will filter out. Yeah, U v problems that we
might taking too much joy out ofthe cloud taking joy. I just love
that. You guys were just soadamant. Oh, it's gonna be clear.
We're gonna have a window window,it will be clear how thick thick,
thick, thick clouds from the Gulf. And it's only getting worse.
Is the dark clouds? Super BowlA k T. It's cloudy. If
(18:41):
you need a place to hide fromthat guy that's gonna get you, let
me know. I'll hide you outof my house. We'll eat ice cream
and play around of who's your celebrityspotter? Play one round, who's your
celebrity spot It sounds like an takethe podium today. Once upon a top
(19:08):
I was copying my farts. NowI post up out Saturday Walmart, I
smell so lashing about I'm not allowedon the dark Okay in the world,
I'm not allowed on those dart Thepeople are nuts, yo, Dane just
heads up. Carpet party is aterm used by lesbian swingers, and she
(19:30):
had a carpet party live spot earlierI did. I can understand stand all
the big hype behind the clips.I mean, it's a pretty cool event,
but what I don't get is thepeople that want to clap for it
while it's happening, Like, whatare you praising the moon doing its damn
job? Love you boys? Yeah, people gonna the mod's doing its job.
(19:53):
I guess after that Morgan Wallam incident, we should all be looking forward
to his upcoming cover of the GeorgeStrait classic The Chair. I remember the
lone Star ball Off topic Discord Serverloves you. Oh thank you, thank
you man. You guys are breakingall kinds of news to me. This
(20:14):
morning. I had no idea thatJohn Lennon was killed by Howard Cosell and
Monday night football. How am Ijust now hearing about that? Is?
I was you report that dinger.You better keep that same energy this afternoon
when baby Malki transforms into a werewolf for four minutes, that's true,
Coline. Sweet Malcolm could do it, and then he comes back. You're
(20:37):
supposed telling me you love them justthe same. Nothing's changed, you know
what, where wolf Malcolm might becalmer than human malcol So I kind of
welcome that takes Yeah, okay,I got two more left, guys,
and then we'll send you out ina proper way. Here we go,
kt KT do not take a sleepuntil for that flight. What if you
get sucked off in your sleep,I might wake up all wet in the
(21:02):
ocean or something. You need tobe on high alert, at attention the
whole flight. You might have tobeat off someone trying to take your oxygen
mask in case something goes wrong.Some think about, sir. That's a
really good point. Two good points. You find a bowing Paul was just
perfect. You could find a bowingYou're ready to get sucked off at any
(21:25):
time the plane the plane correct.Hey, I'm Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson.
I'm out here tailgating for the eclipsetonight, which means much like my political
career, I'm just drunkenly bouncing fromparty to party while fantasizing about what it
might be like to be Paige Ellenberger'stoothbrush. I wanted to invite you to
my NCAA Championship game watch party,though. We're gonna get together and WA's
(21:48):
the last meaningful game of organized basketballthese twenty five year old, balding white
kids will ever play before they're reducedto guarding Ben Rogers. In consists of
mid range jumper, to YMCA andGrand Prairie. Okay, unbelievable, brilliant,
good, very good delivery. Allright, So the Bene's get showing.
The Speakeasier at Clyde Warren Park doingtheir show today ten to six.
Get on out there if you'd like. I can also tell you that we
(22:12):
have Don Van Netta tomorrow. Nada, it's Don Van Junior, the guys.
He's writing the Jerry Jones biography.He is calling in tomorrow like that
will be at eight ten. Don'tmess this questions for him. If you
if you ever know that this dudebreaks so much news about the Dallas Cowboys,
(22:33):
And if he doesn't know where allof the bodies are buried, he
knows where a lot of them areBarry. Yeah, he's a legit.
Journalists also be our best behavior.Yeah, eight ten tomorrow, all right,
and all morning. If you haven'tbeen listening, we've been singing kamakazi
karaoke return cuts about the moon,about the sun, about eclipses, about
cheap sunglasses we're gonna wear to lookat this thing we put cheap sunglasses in.
(22:56):
So why not take you out withthe only song actually titled the clips
I believe, honor God, bickbecause the greatest eclipsed pregame show of all
time comes to an end. Sothat you touch pen all that you see,
(23:18):
Pano that you taste, all youfeel, and all that you love
and all that you hate and allyou distrust, all you say, and
all that you give, and allthat you deal, and all that you
(23:41):
buy, big borrow us seal andall you grid and all you destroyed,
and all that you do and allthat you say, and all that you
eat and everyone you meet and allthat you slight I
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