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It's the downbeat on ninety seven toone. The freak gem jam up right
next to it is a downbeat.I saw Ben Rogers, and I think
that idiot microwaved an egg in ourstudio. Absolutely, And what's the one
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rule? I have egg free zone? No eggs. He struck microwave in
here? Why do we have amic Yeah? And then I said is
that egg? Said no, noegg, and he sat down. He
did some stuff to try to confuseus. Then when he grabbed his food,
he covered it with his body.You couldn't see past his body.
It was protecting the food as hewalked out the door. And I'm pretty
sure it was egg. So youknow what, don't listen to them starting
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to ten. The reason it's inhere is, according to Ben, that
the plug that it was plugged intoin the hallway, that we blew the
circuit on it by using that dumbmicrowave. And uh, I guess they
never tripped the breaker or or fixedit or whatever. So the closest outlet
was in here, and now it'sa house to microwave eggs. Jesus,
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I'm gonna start locking that door.I do not understand why there's so many
eggs. He's not ever gonna warmup an egg in here ever. Again,
this is a promise. Why there'sa microwave and a live studio.
The microwave needs to be out inthe hall. There's plenty of room in
the table right there. I don'tget that. Where do we work?
You know what funny screw you withthe Masters? Is they so brooks Keopka,
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right, a lot of eyes on. Brooks Kepka got a new putter
as a new fresh Babby muffin top. He might have a muffin I saw
him yesterday. It looks great,But hang on a second. What's the
best part of the muffin? Themuffin top top tof of it? Okay,
I'd say it's a bad thing.But I feel like sometimes if they
can screw the live guys a littlebit, they do. So. Brooks
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Kepka famously just gets mad when slowplay is happening. You know, like
there's last year at the Masters.He's in there, Dane way, you
know, that's just how it goes. But they paired him with Brian Harmon,
who waggles the club ten times.Brian Harm's annoying before he hits it.
I think it was up to fourteenwaggles. Was he at for?
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He's our reigning Open champion. Don'tcall him annoying. Do you think this
was by design to frustrate him?No? Yes, no, because a
couple of weeks ago they're like,he's not going to pull the trigger until
he's ready, Like he doesn't wantto waggle that long, but he is
not going to pull the trigger untilhe's ready. I pull the trigger,
pull the trigger him and can't Layare slow, Sergio's slow. Those guys
are annoying. Brooks is going tostand there and watch Brian Harmon waggle.
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It's another reason a dozen times andit's gonna make him insane. It's another
reason why people are down on Brooks, why he fade Brooks CUPCA. But
what he did one year with can'tLey remember the story where he forgot what
tournament was, but he went intothe porta potty, Yeah, and he
created a buffer zone in front ofhim, basically took SETI. He went
to the porta potty to take adump, to slow down the pace of
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plate, to get ahead of it. So now the marshals are already like
where you at? Come on guyskeep it going, and Patrick can't lay
is over there like crap, Igotta play fast now, and he's like,
no, we're not gonna play slowtoday. I'm gonna fake a deuce,
a dump deuce. I got caughtmidway mid word there, I'm gonna
fake a poo poo. We gotin sew the things out. It's great.
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Great, they buffer in front ofyou, you then have to fill.
Why don't they just let Brooksy playthrough? Just wave them through.
That's a good golf question. Actually, you know, if you don't follow
golf, that's a good the masters. We're gonna let him go ahead.
You go ahead, Brian Harmon's tooslow, got you guys, go ahead.
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So Tiger's in afternoon. Do youhave you three of you? Ah,
we have three as well. Yeah, go ahead. Tiger's an afternoon
tea time guy tomorrow. So Idon't know, man, I can't wait
to see Tiger. I don't care. I hope he makes a cut plays
well. But we're gonna get tosee Tiger and Agusta. That's always great.
You had some prop bets, DannyYah for fun. We don't have
to put anything on it. Itexted mikes yesterday. Oh yeah, I
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forgot. Will Tiger Woods make thecut just right? Yes? Or no?
A coin flip? If he's hisbody, is you know good enough
to hold up for two rounds?Yeah? I don't think you will.
You know what? Put me on? Yes? Okay? Who will the
winter hug first? Excluding the caddy? Wife, girlfriend, child, parent
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or no hug? What about opposingplayer? Wasn't on there? So I
guess wife, girlfriend, child,parent or girlfriend? You better hug the
wife before you hug your girlfriend.Terrible? Yeah, Tiger? Nationality of
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winter? It's fun USA or nonUSA? Very easy? Will they live
golfer win the Masters? Yes orno? It's or easy? Will there
be a hole in one? Willrom smile while putting the green jacket on
the Winter? Yeah? He's afriendly guy. I think there's other ones,
like what color shirt will Tiger wearon day two? Where? Where
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is uh? Where's Max Homer?He's on three? He's on number three
right now? I probably gon aBertie. No, he's in this.
Talk about another dude who's just shockinglyoff the front page. Man add him
to Justin Thomas collmwork, how VictorHoblin, Patrick Cantley dudes who in the
last year or two would all bein the top three or four best odds
and are all kind of forgotten.Matt Fitzpatrick is a guy who people are
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talking about who has won a major. Yeah, and he could do it.
He's played okay here, I meanthere's a Corey Connors could string it
together and play well here. There'sa lot of names who could win this
thing. You know what's gonna happenis after cream rises, after like day
one, after if they make itall the way through tomorrow, we're gonna
look at the leader board and we'regonna look at all the picks that we
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have, and we might have threeof them on the leaderboard. Jumbled mess.
Everybody's going to be panicking. Yeah, I know that's part of the
fun because of our feet. Yeah, because of the incoming foot picks.
Before we get to birthdays and talkbics. Did you guys see the Souler eclips
broadcast on Mexican TV, Maddie,do you mind cranking me up real quick?
(06:25):
They were having fun is they wereon this Mexican TV station. They
were like, hey, if yougot a video, send it in.
So they're putting in people's videos,and here is their reaction to what they
saw as they aired a listener's video. Oops, Montlova, Moskia. When
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you hear her? Did you hearher? Kind of gasp? Monk Glova
moski Ya. Yes, mass Yes, those were partesticals dipping down the street.
(07:10):
A live video. Some guy hadthis camera the sun. He wicked,
and he wicked the sun. Pretendedthat his nuts, his nuts were
the moon. Okay, I knowthat was She sees it and goes she
knew most imagine how convoluted his bodyis as she slowly lowered his balls over
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the sun. What a what aworld, A beautiful world we have so
great they're just taking eight thirty.You gave the update on the Morgan Wallen
story. Did you mention that hewas flirting with the chick? Did you
know? I didn't see that.It's a new update. It just actually
can't. Well, that's great.He was saying flirting with a girl about
twenty minutes before he was handcuffed to, probably ten minutes before the throw.
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And it's funny because she's hot too. I mean, this guy probably gets
a lot of ass of course he'snot that handsome. Well yeah, He's
so ordinary looking in real life ifyou didn't know who he was, but
he looks like a pro golfer.That didn't qualify for the Master. He
just look a generic one dude.But yes, I think he probably does
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quite well. Let's go out there, keV Yeah, Joel naming, Yeah,
yeah, characteristics about him, justa guy. Birthdays today. It
is the tenth Hayley Joel Osmond thirtysix. Two of the most iconic lines
in both movies and TV. Inmovies, I see Dead People and TV
Walker told me I have aides hewould be up there for the guy who's
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got the most iconic TV and movieline. That's not the most iconic TV
line, But I'm saying, ifyou had to rank your iconic line on
that you did on TV and inthe movies, combined them both, Okay,
who tops him? Had them together? I'm sure if you give us
a little bit. Tony Dan's everhave a good movie line to go with
one of his catchphrase? Did JoeyLawrence have a whool caliber moment in a
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movie? Maybe, Jason Bateman,you know some good movies A lot of
time in TV, they leased sometime to think about that. Kevin.
It's a good question for you toponder through the night. Now, maybe
Tom Hanks says something through bosom Buddiesto all of his movie line. Not
a bad question. Who has themost powerful combo of best TV line and
best movie line? Okay, notbad. Let's work on that most important
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thing in the world tomorrow, Hailey, Joel Ausmon thirty six. He is
up there, you know what wouldbe kind of cool and Sroy Picture is
not working on this. We're hardat work on seven. Kevin's our upcoming
future film. But if they dida remake, reboot, whatever're gonna call
it, called Walker Texas Ranger andmade it a movie with like Bond level,
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I thought they there is a reallike, but good like made it
a Texas cop Ranger whatever. Idon't know. I think there's something there
and we would all because it's sucha cheese show with Chuck Norris. But
if you just make it real cool, put a lot of money into it,
because they've done the opposite with TVshow TV shows that are supposed to
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be cool, but they kind ofsatirize them, like Starsky and Hutch for
example. Yes, but you justmake this dude a hard swat or a
team like Ricky Martin. Yeah.Mandy Moore's forty come big, really big
fan. Yes, a huge head. No, I feel like she had
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a large, huge head. No, great, she's fantastic. Thought she
had a large chin. She usedto be married to Ryan Adams though,
Yeah, yeah, but she gotout of that. Don't don't go to
his show and call him Brian Adams. He might throw a chair at you,
like Morgan Wallen many more. Thisis us. But it was a
good cameo on Scrubs. Did musicin her early days. Michael Pitt forty
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three, phenomenal actor, Bordwalk Empire. I was introduced to him in an
indie film called Bully With It wasphenomena, I think so yeah. Yeah,
about those dumb kids that commit amurder and try to cover it up
in the bathtub, Yeah, yeah, pretty great. Steven Seagall's seventy two
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by seen as the worst test Andelhost of all time, really by critics
and the cast. Yeah, hewas the dumbest guy we've ever ever been
around. He tried to ruin kimonosfor the rest of us white people.
Right, we barely made it through. Kimonos are still cool and comfortable while
being acceptable. But yeah he tried. Thank you, Steven, Thank you
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kimonos. John Madden would have beeneighty eight bus boom tough acting to enact
in pretty good and up there inthe rankings of best commercial catchphrase with actual
TV catchphrase for his job. Andyou have to sprinkle some tenactin on your
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feet before these foot you send outfor our masters. Bet it's time to
cut these toenails. The taco shellinventor, hard taco shell inventor Joe Valdez
Caballero would have been one sixteen.We thank him today. Is that American
or Mexican? The hard talk,I'm sure is it Mexican. It's just
created a Jose Valdez cab I justtold you a batia is an American with
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a discocated shoulder. I believe sometype of Latin heritage. Well I would
agree with that, but it feelslike an American style taco, which I
grew up eating, just hard tacos. I didn't live in sent Great State
of Texas, and now all authentictacos are soft, well hard shell soft.
Ever time, I'll still go thatway with you, fifty couch like
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the coach love them, love themboth, Love them both. Team that
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are you talking next for today?Mattie? You know I'm cranking me up?
Parent Thank you. Hey, y'allwant to hear my KT impression?
Oh my god, everybody's hurt.We're not gonna win. This kid sucks.
But I'm have a closer. ButI'm not freaking out. Okay,
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Jesus Kevin out, but I'm notfreaking out. Okay. April tenth,
Kevin's first Ranger freak out. Writethat down. Yeah, there will be
worse losses than last night, butthere won't be many worse losses than last
night. I'm just saying, that'snever meant a more eloquent man than Yeah,
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Kevin, Catherine, k T KatieTurner. It's on the round amount
of profound, yo. And ifyou want to get on these areas,
we're having a crotch party up inhere. Welcome to the Masters. Oh,
Christopher Walkin, now are railing todayfor you. It's crazy out here
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out in Augusta. You know,wins everywhere. You know, it's crazy,
balls in your face everywhere, kindof like Mike Sroy's Friday Nights.
Not bad, not good. No, he just did the cliched walkin.
It's crazy, but there was moments. It's easy to do crazy, but
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it's fun to do. But I'venever heard him Christopher Walkins say balls in
your face. We don't know howhe would say it, so it's hard
to judge that guy's impression. Fairly. I see what's happening here. We're
doing Masters Wednesday. First segment,we're gonna talk about golf jobs, SEGA
seven We're gonna sprinkle in a littlebit of golf talk. Seven am.
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We're gonna do more Master's talk.This should be Dusty Sleigh Day. KT.
I had enough you know what awardy'all get worst morning Show. I
can't even finish it. It's fine, other good, but man, I'm
excited for Dusty Sligh Well podcast,the entire Dusty sleigh interview with Steady Hand.
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Fella, Steady Hands. That shouldbe the Dusty Slave Show. This
is the worst I would tell you, guys. Are I hope you're enjoying
this free content. Golf is awesome, boys. That is the best nap
you're gonna get on the weekend.Put on the golf tournament. It's the
announcers now coming to the fourteenth green. We have Jordan Speed. We're going
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to tap in for Paul. Itis hey. Even on super fans will
say it's a great nappings. Youkind of one eye and you get the
volume of the TV just at thatpurpose where it's like one bar and maybe
a third of another bar, andit's right there. It's perfect. And
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then you have nat sounds to thebirds chirping, the wind blowing through the
azaleas. Yeah, and then evenlike the commercials are pretty soothing because it's
you know, class luxury rolex.It's not like the ball second or to
drink. You know, it's notnot that it's not I have type two
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diabetes and I and I said,well, I hate the New Jardians lady
too, I take her, takeher away from us. That's when the
Rangers winning streak and chances to repeat, we're gone. The game takes priority
over the show. Yeah, fairwhat song is that? To be honest,
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Yeah, Mikey, you're right,Kevin. I was a big fan
of yours until you just melted downin the draft. It's not a good
look, man. So then Iwas like, you know, I like
Danny a whole lot, but thenhe botched three picks in a row in
his draft, and it's like,man, what are you doing? So
Mikey, you're my guy. Yeah, you know when Daniel when Bryce in
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third round misspoke, I misspoke alot, But I think I'm happy with
the picks that were available to me. No, you did fine. You
had the second best draft. Butthen there's Kevin, whose star had been
rising pretty consistently for months and months. In my eyes and in the eyes
of the listener, I agree,and then just crashed, bowing into the
sea. The listener never liked me. At about nine to twelve am on
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Wednesday, April tenth, we're tryingto bring him around Kevin Paul. Then
they can do it on their own. They don't need any crying kevo.
I have a two XL Bill ElliottT shirt straight from Daytona Motor Speedway with
your name on it. If youmeet me at TMS on Sunday to be
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in backstretch, the backstretch, theback nine of the Masters. Yeah,
see you out there, No offense, That sound awesome. Set a picture
into that T shirt. Carry ons, move your race away from Masters.
We can yo down be I doagree that golf is the sport kind of
like darts or chests, so it'slike a fun activity. But you guys
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cover it really well and really fun. And you know you got me interested
and captivated, so job well done, honest, And we don't need jokes
all the time. Sometimes we don'twant jokes. And for that we booked
Dusty Sleigh. Yes, we bookeda comic. Hey have you happen to?
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Here is the most beautiful show inthe world. Love you guys,
Thank you. Look at this sweetjust a run of kindness. We'll singing
talk back of the day, lovethe golf talk this morning. Boys,
Let's keep it going. All week, last one. I Love How the
Down Come A boring ass golf talk, all right,
It's the downbeat on ninety seven toone. The freak gem jam up right
next to it is a downbeat.I saw Ben Rogers, and I think
that idiot microwaved an egg in ourstudio. Absolutely, And what's the one
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rule? I have egg free zone? No eggs. He struck microwave in
here? Why do we have amic Yeah? And then I said is
that egg? Said no, noegg, and he sat down. He
did some stuff to try to confuseus. Then when he grabbed his food,
he covered it with his body.You couldn't see past his body.
It was protecting the food as hewalked out the door. And I'm pretty
sure it was egg. So youknow what, don't listen to them starting
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to ten. The reason it's inhere is, according to Ben, that
the plug that it was plugged intoin the hallway, that we blew the
circuit on it by using that dumbmicrowave. And uh, I guess they
never tripped the breaker or or fixedit or whatever. So the closest outlet
was in here, and now it'sa house to microwave eggs. Jesus,
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I'm gonna start locking that door.I do not understand why there's so many
eggs. He's not ever gonna warmup an egg in here ever. Again,
this is a promise. Why there'sa microwave and a live studio.
The microwave needs to be out inthe hall. There's plenty of room in
the table right there. I don'tget that. Where do we work?
You know what funny screw you withthe Masters? Is they so brooks Keopka,
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right, a lot of eyes on. Brooks Kepka got a new putter
as a new fresh Babby muffin top. He might have a muffin I saw
him yesterday. It looks great,But hang on a second. What's the
best part of the muffin? Themuffin top top tof of it? Okay,
I'd say it's a bad thing.But I feel like sometimes if they
can screw the live guys a littlebit, they do. So. Brooks
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Kepka famously just gets mad when slowplay is happening. You know, like
there's last year at the Masters.He's in there, Dane way, you
know, that's just how it goes. But they paired him with Brian Harmon,
who waggles the club ten times.Brian Harm's annoying before he hits it.
I think it was up to fourteenwaggles. Was he at for?
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He's our reigning Open champion. Don'tcall him annoying. Do you think this
was by design to frustrate him?No? Yes, no, because a
couple of weeks ago they're like,he's not going to pull the trigger until
he's ready, Like he doesn't wantto waggle that long, but he is
not going to pull the trigger untilhe's ready. I pull the trigger,
pull the trigger him and can't Layare slow, Sergio's slow. Those guys
are annoying. Brooks is going tostand there and watch Brian Harmon waggle.
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It's another reason a dozen times andit's gonna make him insane. It's another
reason why people are down on Brooks, why he fade Brooks CUPCA. But
what he did one year with can'tLey remember the story where he forgot what
tournament was, but he went intothe porta potty, Yeah, and he
created a buffer zone in front ofhim, basically took SETI. He went
to the porta potty to take adump, to slow down the pace of
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plate, to get ahead of it. So now the marshals are already like
where you at? Come on guyskeep it going, and Patrick can't lay
is over there like crap, Igotta play fast now, and he's like,
no, we're not gonna play slowtoday. I'm gonna fake a deuce,
a dump deuce. I got caughtmidway mid word there, I'm gonna
fake a poo poo. We gotin sew the things out. It's great.
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Great, they buffer in front ofyou, you then have to fill.
Why don't they just let Brooksy playthrough? Just wave them through.
That's a good golf question. Actually, you know, if you don't follow
golf, that's a good the masters. We're gonna let him go ahead.
You go ahead, Brian Harmon's tooslow, got you guys, go ahead.
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So Tiger's in afternoon. Do youhave you three of you? Ah,
we have three as well. Yeah, go ahead. Tiger's an afternoon
tea time guy tomorrow. So Idon't know, man, I can't wait
to see Tiger. I don't care. I hope he makes a cut plays
well. But we're gonna get tosee Tiger and Agusta. That's always great.
You had some prop bets, DannyYah for fun. We don't have
to put anything on it. Itexted mikes yesterday. Oh yeah, I
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forgot. Will Tiger Woods make thecut just right? Yes? Or no?
A coin flip? If he's hisbody, is you know good enough
to hold up for two rounds?Yeah? I don't think you will.
You know what? Put me on? Yes? Okay? Who will the
winter hug first? Excluding the caddy? Wife, girlfriend, child, parent
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or no hug? What about opposingplayer? Wasn't on there? So I
guess wife, girlfriend, child,parent or girlfriend? You better hug the
wife before you hug your girlfriend.Terrible? Yeah, Tiger? Nationality of
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winter? It's fun USA or nonUSA? Very easy? Will they live
golfer win the Masters? Yes orno? It's or easy? Will there
be a hole in one? Willrom smile while putting the green jacket on
the Winter? Yeah? He's afriendly guy. I think there's other ones,
like what color shirt will Tiger wearon day two? Where? Where
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is uh? Where's Max Homer?He's on three? He's on number three
right now? I probably gon aBertie. No, he's in this.
Talk about another dude who's just shockinglyoff the front page. Man add him
to Justin Thomas collmwork, how VictorHoblin, Patrick Cantley dudes who in the
last year or two would all bein the top three or four best odds
and are all kind of forgotten.Matt Fitzpatrick is a guy who people are
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talking about who has won a major. Yeah, and he could do it.
He's played okay here, I meanthere's a Corey Connors could string it
together and play well here. There'sa lot of names who could win this
thing. You know what's gonna happenis after cream rises, after like day
one, after if they make itall the way through tomorrow, we're gonna
look at the leader board and we'regonna look at all the picks that we
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have, and we might have threeof them on the leaderboard. Jumbled mess.
Everybody's going to be panicking. Yeah, I know that's part of the
fun because of our feet. Yeah, because of the incoming foot picks.
Before we get to birthdays and talkbics. Did you guys see the Souler eclips
broadcast on Mexican TV, Maddie,do you mind cranking me up real quick?
(06:25):
They were having fun is they wereon this Mexican TV station. They
were like, hey, if yougot a video, send it in.
So they're putting in people's videos,and here is their reaction to what they
saw as they aired a listener's video. Oops, Montlova, Moskia. When
(06:49):
you hear her? Did you hearher? Kind of gasp? Monk Glova
moski Ya. Yes, mass Yes, those were partesticals dipping down the street.
(07:10):
A live video. Some guy hadthis camera the sun. He wicked,
and he wicked the sun. Pretendedthat his nuts, his nuts were
the moon. Okay, I knowthat was She sees it and goes she
knew most imagine how convoluted his bodyis as she slowly lowered his balls over
(07:42):
the sun. What a what aworld, A beautiful world we have so
great they're just taking eight thirty.You gave the update on the Morgan Wallen
story. Did you mention that hewas flirting with the chick? Did you
know? I didn't see that.It's a new update. It just actually
can't. Well, that's great.He was saying flirting with a girl about
twenty minutes before he was handcuffed to, probably ten minutes before the throw.
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And it's funny because she's hot too. I mean, this guy probably gets
a lot of ass of course he'snot that handsome. Well yeah, He's
so ordinary looking in real life ifyou didn't know who he was, but
he looks like a pro golfer.That didn't qualify for the Master. He
just look a generic one dude.But yes, I think he probably does
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quite well. Let's go out there, keV Yeah, Joel naming, Yeah,
yeah, characteristics about him, justa guy. Birthdays today. It
is the tenth Hayley Joel Osmond thirtysix. Two of the most iconic lines
in both movies and TV. Inmovies, I see Dead People and TV
Walker told me I have aides hewould be up there for the guy who's
(08:52):
got the most iconic TV and movieline. That's not the most iconic TV
line, But I'm saying, ifyou had to rank your iconic line on
that you did on TV and inthe movies, combined them both, Okay,
who tops him? Had them together? I'm sure if you give us
a little bit. Tony Dan's everhave a good movie line to go with
one of his catchphrase? Did JoeyLawrence have a whool caliber moment in a
(09:13):
movie? Maybe, Jason Bateman,you know some good movies A lot of
time in TV, they leased sometime to think about that. Kevin.
It's a good question for you toponder through the night. Now, maybe
Tom Hanks says something through bosom Buddiesto all of his movie line. Not
a bad question. Who has themost powerful combo of best TV line and
best movie line? Okay, notbad. Let's work on that most important
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thing in the world tomorrow, Hailey, Joel Ausmon thirty six. He is
up there, you know what wouldbe kind of cool and Sroy Picture is
not working on this. We're hardat work on seven. Kevin's our upcoming
future film. But if they dida remake, reboot, whatever're gonna call
it, called Walker Texas Ranger andmade it a movie with like Bond level,
(09:56):
I thought they there is a reallike, but good like made it
a Texas cop Ranger whatever. Idon't know. I think there's something there
and we would all because it's sucha cheese show with Chuck Norris. But
if you just make it real cool, put a lot of money into it,
because they've done the opposite with TVshow TV shows that are supposed to
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be cool, but they kind ofsatirize them, like Starsky and Hutch for
example. Yes, but you justmake this dude a hard swat or a
team like Ricky Martin. Yeah.Mandy Moore's forty come big, really big
fan. Yes, a huge head. No, I feel like she had
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a large, huge head. No, great, she's fantastic. Thought she
had a large chin. She usedto be married to Ryan Adams though,
Yeah, yeah, but she gotout of that. Don't don't go to
his show and call him Brian Adams. He might throw a chair at you,
like Morgan Wallen many more. Thisis us. But it was a
good cameo on Scrubs. Did musicin her early days. Michael Pitt forty
(11:05):
three, phenomenal actor, Bordwalk Empire. I was introduced to him in an
indie film called Bully With It wasphenomena, I think so yeah. Yeah,
about those dumb kids that commit amurder and try to cover it up
in the bathtub, Yeah, yeah, pretty great. Steven Seagall's seventy two
(11:30):
by seen as the worst test Andelhost of all time, really by critics
and the cast. Yeah, hewas the dumbest guy we've ever ever been
around. He tried to ruin kimonosfor the rest of us white people.
Right, we barely made it through. Kimonos are still cool and comfortable while
being acceptable. But yeah he tried. Thank you, Steven, Thank you
(11:52):
kimonos. John Madden would have beeneighty eight bus boom tough acting to enact
in pretty good and up there inthe rankings of best commercial catchphrase with actual
TV catchphrase for his job. Andyou have to sprinkle some tenactin on your
(12:13):
feet before these foot you send outfor our masters. Bet it's time to
cut these toenails. The taco shellinventor, hard taco shell inventor Joe Valdez
Caballero would have been one sixteen.We thank him today. Is that American
or Mexican? The hard talk,I'm sure is it Mexican. It's just
created a Jose Valdez cab I justtold you a batia is an American with
(12:39):
a discocated shoulder. I believe sometype of Latin heritage. Well I would
agree with that, but it feelslike an American style taco, which I
grew up eating, just hard tacos. I didn't live in sent Great State
of Texas, and now all authentictacos are soft, well hard shell soft.
Ever time, I'll still go thatway with you, fifty couch like
(13:01):
the coach love them, love themboth, Love them both. Team that
sounds good. Tacos talkbacks brought toyou by Advanced Hair Restoration and Alamo Draft
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(13:22):
us that Friday night or maybe Thursdaynight. We'll see so Alma Draft House
Cinema. We love you. That'sthe place to go see movies. Here
are you talking next for today?Mattie? You know I'm cranking me up?
Parent Thank you. Hey, y'allwant to hear my KT impression?
Oh my god, everybody's hurt.We're not gonna win. This kid sucks.
But I'm have a closer. ButI'm not freaking out. Okay,
(13:45):
Jesus Kevin out, but I'm notfreaking out. Okay. April tenth,
Kevin's first Ranger freak out. Writethat down. Yeah, there will be
worse losses than last night, butthere won't be many worse losses than last
night. I'm just saying, that'snever meant a more eloquent man than Yeah,
(14:07):
Kevin, Catherine, k T KatieTurner. It's on the round amount
of profound, yo. And ifyou want to get on these areas,
we're having a crotch party up inhere. Welcome to the Masters. Oh,
Christopher Walkin, now are railing todayfor you. It's crazy out here
(14:28):
out in Augusta. You know,wins everywhere. You know, it's crazy,
balls in your face everywhere, kindof like Mike Sroy's Friday Nights.
Not bad, not good. No, he just did the cliched walkin.
It's crazy, but there was moments. It's easy to do crazy, but
(14:50):
it's fun to do. But I'venever heard him Christopher Walkins say balls in
your face. We don't know howhe would say it, so it's hard
to judge that guy's impression. Fairly. I see what's happening here. We're
doing Masters Wednesday. First segment,we're gonna talk about golf jobs, SEGA
seven We're gonna sprinkle in a littlebit of golf talk. Seven am.
(15:13):
We're gonna do more Master's talk.This should be Dusty Sleigh Day. KT.
I had enough you know what awardy'all get worst morning Show. I
can't even finish it. It's fine, other good, but man, I'm
excited for Dusty Sligh Well podcast,the entire Dusty sleigh interview with Steady Hand.
(15:35):
Fella, Steady Hands. That shouldbe the Dusty Slave Show. This
is the worst I would tell you, guys. Are I hope you're enjoying
this free content. Golf is awesome, boys. That is the best nap
you're gonna get on the weekend.Put on the golf tournament. It's the
announcers now coming to the fourteenth green. We have Jordan Speed. We're going
(16:00):
to tap in for Paul. Itis hey. Even on super fans will
say it's a great nappings. Youkind of one eye and you get the
volume of the TV just at thatpurpose where it's like one bar and maybe
a third of another bar, andit's right there. It's perfect. And
(16:22):
then you have nat sounds to thebirds chirping, the wind blowing through the
azaleas. Yeah, and then evenlike the commercials are pretty soothing because it's
you know, class luxury rolex.It's not like the ball second or to
drink. You know, it's notnot that it's not I have type two
(16:42):
diabetes and I and I said,well, I hate the New Jardians lady
too, I take her, takeher away from us. That's when the
Rangers winning streak and chances to repeat, we're gone. The game takes priority
over the show. Yeah, fairwhat song is that? To be honest,
(17:07):
Yeah, Mikey, you're right,Kevin. I was a big fan
of yours until you just melted downin the draft. It's not a good
look, man. So then Iwas like, you know, I like
Danny a whole lot, but thenhe botched three picks in a row in
his draft, and it's like,man, what are you doing? So
Mikey, you're my guy. Yeah, you know when Daniel when Bryce in
(17:30):
third round misspoke, I misspoke alot, But I think I'm happy with
the picks that were available to me. No, you did fine. You
had the second best draft. Butthen there's Kevin, whose star had been
rising pretty consistently for months and months. In my eyes and in the eyes
of the listener, I agree,and then just crashed, bowing into the
sea. The listener never liked me. At about nine to twelve am on
(17:53):
Wednesday, April tenth, we're tryingto bring him around Kevin Paul. Then
they can do it on their own. They don't need any crying kevo.
I have a two XL Bill ElliottT shirt straight from Daytona Motor Speedway with
your name on it. If youmeet me at TMS on Sunday to be
(18:15):
in backstretch, the backstretch, theback nine of the Masters. Yeah,
see you out there, No offense, That sound awesome. Set a picture
into that T shirt. Carry ons, move your race away from Masters.
We can yo down be I doagree that golf is the sport kind of
like darts or chests, so it'slike a fun activity. But you guys
(18:37):
cover it really well and really fun. And you know you got me interested
and captivated, so job well done, honest, And we don't need jokes
all the time. Sometimes we don'twant jokes. And for that we booked
Dusty Sleigh. Yes, we bookeda comic. Hey have you happen to?
(19:00):
Here is the most beautiful show inthe world. Love you guys,
Thank you. Look at this sweetjust a run of kindness. We'll singing
talk back of the day, lovethe golf talk this morning. Boys,
Let's keep it going. All week, last one. I Love How the
Down Come A boring ass golf talk, all right,
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