The Scuttlebutt

A teacher resigns over allegations of an improper relationship with a student and a man wielding a hammer is on the loose in DFW. 

Episode Transcript

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Down Beat on ninety seven to onethe Freak. I'm feeling seafood this weekend.
Yeah, we want to maybe aflounder or a sea bass. I
was thinking like a I don't know, you know what I haven't had in
a while. A deliciously tight snapper. Oh yeah, nothing better? Yeah

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right, absolutely, what's up?I loved? Yeah? Height is it?
Anyway? Little Humpers are back atseven thirty six on Thursday, April
eleven. This Master's Thursday. Don'tworry play has been delayed. I think
they're shooting for about thirty forty minutes. But we're going to stay on top
of this. We're on top ofit. Little Humpers are going to stay

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Uppers are going to stay on topof it. Your mom's let's just say,
for those who have is that directiv? Yeah? Yeah. If you
go deep in the chance, ifyou go read the district looking for Master's
coverage, ah, there's your interviewchannels that are available that are just there
and incredibly descriptive, you may findout that that the meat missiles are locked

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on target. Yeah, you canget spit roasted back two nineteen year old
college okay, okay, okay,who's writing these who's writing these? Uh
synopsis, we did a whole playof the copy guy writing these out.
I don't know, missiles. Well, you know they got to satisfy that

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sexual witch. What's Kyle doing thesedays? Well, you know, he
just graduated college and he's a copywriter. He writes copy he works over at
direct TV. Yeah, alright,TV, very important, real it is
wild that. That's uh, Imean, dd I'd love to order that,
but I don't know the information.Don't order up order it if we

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can't watch the Masters for another twentythree Yeah, we need something something discratch
that sexual itch. Yeah, deepinside, don't dude, stop, you're
gonna get everyone in trouble. Butit's really funny, very descriptive, very
descriptive. It's the verbal equivalent tothe back of a DVD at a porn
shop. It's beautiful. There's nothingwilder that like. Your kids can see

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this, Yes, I know they'rescrolling around on direct TV. Certainly has
gotta be some parental yeah, settings. I'm sure shouldn't just say adult content.
I mean, the name of thismovie is older women double teamed by
little humpers. That's the name ofthe movie. You're gonna get us in
trouble. And how much is it? How much it's like eleven seven bucks,

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that's like seven bucks. Yeah,yeah, one was like sixffee right
for ninety minutes. Put on thelittle humpers. No, come on,
Kevin, you got your credit cardright there. No, I'm not putting
on my car. Yeah, Ihave a supermom. iHeart that back to
you in zero second. Guys,we had to get rid of the tvsy
just joking. I can't even read. I can't even read the other title.

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Don't read it with it. Momsare definitely in the scope though.
Yeah, lookout, moms. Alot of jobs available, sorted jobs.
You think you've hit a point inyour life where your career is over,
not on Direct TV's just getting startedyour stardom. Await, mom, kids
are out of the house. Don'tknow what to do. Ye little humpers

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are wrong. We'll losepers and they'recoming for you. Man. Eight o'clock
down beat duel, Yeah, callin two and four or eight one.
You guys are gonna need partners.Get the phone going around seven fifty eight.
That's the time all we'll out.We're gonna keep all the phones.

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We're gonna we'll keep the phones down, you know, after the segment until
seven fifty eight. That's the earliestyou can call in and join up.
You will use me or Mike,and then we will compete for your services.
The winter will get a pair oftickets to a concert. Uh dis
Wanning News eight thirty audio bubble bathat nine. But let's get to the
local news in the scuttle butt,just like the best Thursday, every local

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news. We'll start local and thenI got something else. O. Please
have released surveillance camera images of aman who's wanted in connection with several hammer
attacks. Ah, which sounds likesomething that's right. Don't mesh with me.

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They're looking from named Greg. He'son a jet ski. Do you
come after me? I'll reach intomy tul box and get you. Ye.
The last victim was six hundred blockof Quoit Road Tuesday night. At
the rest struck them several times,according to the Plano Police Department, and

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Quit Road is a long road,but uh yeah. The suspect was seen
leaving the area with a hammer inhis hand, but they do have him
on surveillance video wearing sweatpants. Whatappears to be some kids boy. And
if I mean he's a hoodies thislook got kids to me, uh,

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little information, but they do thinkhe's traveling the Metroplex using the dart rail.
So if you see a guy walkingaround the hammer and he's wearing sweatpants
and and I'll say a gray ora white hoodie, why does a black
shoes? Why does a hammer thatsounds like almost scarier than even Kniffert maybe

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go only because it's so weird andfrightening like bludgeoning, But a hammer attack,
it's very and it feels almost morerealistic than just getting everybody's got a
hammer. Every there's a hammer inevery home. Not everyone has a gun,
but everybody has a hammer. IfI had a hammer on pay per
view, on paper view little hammers, look at moms, here comes little

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hammer. How many people did eathammer? See that's the thing, it's
not in the article. They justspeak of one. But they're just a
hammer attacks, So he must havebeen. It all seemed to happen Tuesdays.
But the details on the article Iread was just that one always the
case in local news articles that yousee the headlines are fantastic and it's like

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three lines of of of body inthe article with no information. Yeah,
it's just a long form version ofthe headline. But you know, maybe
wedding on more to come out.We'll have a lot of clicks today,
June. We got so many clicksstupid, You're right, our whole modern

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news, well, how many Howmany clicks did? We got a lot
of clicks? We need more clicks. It's really bizarre. I don't know
that's more important. That's how weget our news, and that's what that
siphons and determines what news is ofvalue. How many clicks do we get?
Steve Dave, I think it's importantin some realms, but I don't

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know it's all fair discussion. Butlike our podcast downloads are through the roof.
Yeah, and I'm like me aswe go to a load of clicks.
But I really just think what we'redoing personally Kevin saying this, I
think we're just making it easier forpeople not to listen live. I think
we're doing that, And I donot want to take the podcast away from

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people who can't listen to us live, because that does probably just hurt things,
but it creates a great excuse tonot have to us and us from
six to ten. I don't reallycare as long as you're listening. As
long as you're listening, I don'treally give a damn, and I'm happy
to put out here. However,if it's three hours from now and you're

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listening, okay, hi, welove you, We love you, But
listen live every now and then justin case. Yeah, because it's but
it's an absolute pleasure to put itup. It's a real joy. Let's
go out to Mesquite, guys.Thirty two year old Saysarjmenez, teacher in
the automotive program at Vanguard High Schooland Mesquite, accused of having an inappropriate

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relationship with a student. Oh oh. He resigned charge with one count of
improper relationship with student secondary felony.Skeet Icedy said they notified police after administrators,
which administrators is vague, witnessed inappropriatebehavior by him as toward a student.

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Okay, so administrators witnessed the behavior. Yeah, and this was what
what ISD Mesquite you said, VaneguardHigh School and Mesquite, I SD do
you say inappropriate behavior? That's theallegation. Could be a cupping, It
could be it could be a hug, could be a hug. Could be
a kiss. Well, yeah,those are different. Maybe he was spotting

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her, I would imagine him.You can hug, you can. Can
you spot a high school student ofthe opposite sex or same sex doing squats?
I don't know. Can you spotthem in the weight room? I
don't know. Our teachers a lotto hug a student, I don't don't

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know. And if yes, ifthey're going through something or they achieved something
great, I would imagine that it'sprobably hugging a student is I don't know.
Is that a no? Should thatbe an f and no? I
don't know. Dude, What ifthe student is very excited about something they
learned or good grade and they wantto and they instigate the hug, what

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do you do? WHOA oh no, no, no, no, no.
You should be allowed to hug.We should all be allowed to hug.
But I guess I could picture ascenario where yeah, if it's an
on w yeah, inappropriate? Hugehugging your daughter? Yeah, I'm generally
speaking, Yes, I'm fine withthat. I don't know. Hug another

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human is a good thing. Ohno, I don't know either. Okay,
I want to do this because I'mKevin and I've been sitting on this
for a while, and I don'twant this to go by the wayside.
I'm gonna be gone in a fewdays specific shows because we had a big
bet, and I think our payoutsare strange. Now our master's bet we

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did yesterday, that's gonna involve feetin social media. But I think the
last pat By the way my NASCARshirt's getting delivered today, I will for
a full week and i'll wear ittomorrowf you wan too, Okay, but
I'll work for a full week whenI'm back from Italy too. I would
like to give you an opportunity wheneveryou want to, only have to wear
the NASCAR shirt for four days insteadof a week. Okay, okay,

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but with no pants. No,you have to wear it in Italy for
for straight days. I don't understandthis raise Hell, praise American coming down?
Who here's a checker flag hat?I've also gotten you. I thought
you all run a Christian country.Who is this dell? You praise?

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Who's this dell? You try toraise? Raise hell, praise dale shirt.
That'd be awesome if you did,and I would wear that after your
bet. It'd be cool. ButI think you're gonna like what I've gotten,
you'd want to launder it. First, if you're a fan of Mark
Martin and Viagara, get ready allright. Also if you like mobile oil

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and then get ready for that.Okay. But we did a Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame bet because theyannounced the nominees and then they're going to
They're going to sometime here in behindyou on that TV is the PGA Frisco
where the Ben and Skinshew and theSpeaks you're going to be tomorrow. They're

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gonna celebrate a taste of augusta reminderthat's where you're gonna go tomorrow. I
just wanted to get that in there. Just got drilled. So the we
had a bet that we we draftedthe Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees.
Now I think it was Mike wouldhave to draw a smiley face on
the back of his head. Yep. I think it was Danny would have
to wear a pair of panties overhis jeans at work that's right, or

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over his big green pants. AndI think it was Kevin would have to
make an only fans account and juststart posting some content, which I don't
want to do. And no reusing content from your feet picks when you
lose the master's bet. This hasto be original, fresh, fresh content.
Do I have to also wear mypants and my shirt backward when I

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draw face on the back? Thatwas part of it? Yeah, I'll
self report. I think that's whatit was. I have to walk around
backward everywhere down the hallway, SoI don't know that is like, here's
the bet Mike or had on backwardswith the dress you dressed. Ozzie Share,
Dave Matthi's band, Jane's Addiction Foreignerand you saw them at buffet,

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Danny Mariah Carry, Jane O'Connor,a tribe called Quest Shout, and Peter
Frampton. Don't worry, panties arealready in my shopping card on Amazon.
Kravitz twelve just in case. MaryJ. Blige Oasis, Cool in the
Gang, and Eric B and Rocket. So I read an article I kind
of love. It's two voters.I wish we had two the NBA MVP

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voters to this, and they justkind of talked about each artist and what
they did. They basically said whattheir votes are and why I thought it
was interested. Mary J. Blige, who has uh would be uh me,
Okay, the one voters that I'mgonna vote for her coming out of
hip hop the way she uh saysshe has, she's a no brainer.
Okay. They both said the Well, they were kind of split on that

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one, so they would once theywouldn't Mariah Carey. I think that's you,
right, Mike, No, it'sDanny. This guy said she's not
getting my vote and she's a hardone for me to root for. So
uh oh for you, there's onevote down. This one said, uh
been trying to put these pop singersin more on the ballot the last few

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years, and that freaks out alot of the voters who think it should
be the Rock and Roll Hall ofFame. Yeah, so Mariah may not
be getting in. I think shewill be probably not. Well do you
think they said about the Dave Matthewsbanner. We'll see how you can keep
them out. They didn't destroy thefan voting by like a lot. Yeah,

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they don't bug me. I knowthey mean a lot to people.
I have no ill will, butI don't get it. And that's what
so many people have said to meabout you. Yeah, I don't have
any ill will towards you. Youdon't really bug me, but I just
don't get you. I don't getjust someone loves you, and I don't

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know why the other ones that I'vewarned to them over the years, the
rock holl hasn't done well by jambands outside of The Grateful Dead. I
don't think they're a jam band personally. That's what every fan of Fish and
the Great and Fish, Jatthews andall of them so defensive when you use

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that word Fish is a jam band. Their management is not a jam band,
I guess, or five minute songs, widespread panic, I'll have a
It's just there's buckets you have tothrow crap in and then you have to
throw a label on it. Sofine, Yeah, so I suppose they're
a jam band. Yeah. Butthey asked Trey, You're like, oh,
did you listening to The Grateful Dead? And he's like, I mean

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a little bit. It was likeI was way more into yes, yeah,
Dave did not like, there's influencesthat aren't The Greatful Dead on Fish,
but whatever. Dave was like,I listened to the Talking Heads and
like music from Africa. They justnever did that. Oh. He has
a reputation of being a nice andgood guy, and that helps. See,
I guess Dave's a good guy.Does he have that reputation he does?

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That's not what I think of.That's not what the citizens of Chicago
think. Yeah, that's not whatthe I'm just saying anyone who's lakes think
anything that's considered alt rock or adjacenthasn't done well in the past. Oh
oh, Mike Jane's addiction, Ohoh, has it done well? When

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is this one of the one ofthe news hit soon? Probably end of
the month, first of May.Around that time Jane's Addiction, One voter
said, I don't like this band. Oh they only really did have two
relevant albums with nothing shocking and ritual. Yeah, he said, I don't

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understand why we have to get Jane'sAddiction before so many other rock and indie
rock bands. Where are the Pixies, Sonic Youth, the Replacements? He
makes a valid point they ain't gettingin. Voter too though, said I
think they're worthy and super creative.Those records didn't sound like stuff that came
from Yeah when they came out,who had sneade O'Connor Danny. Unfortunately,

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people didn't pay attention to her thatmuch in the latter part of her life.
She's more beloved in her death thanshe was when she was alive.
That's true, she deserves it.I'm likely going to vote for her,
but it's hard to shake that ifshe still is alive, she wouldn't even
be on the ballot. Ooh,it's true. No, that's true.
And look, I put her onthere because if she had been alive,
I would not to put her onthere. Voter two, I'm a little

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angry that she had to die toget on the ballot. Jesus Ozzie.
Yes, who had Ozzie? Ithink I have Ozzie. Mike has Ozzie.
That was the number one pick inthe draft. If I recall well,
and I think I have a lineof Grammits. For whatever reason,
I'm messed up. He's mess upin these live drafts, freeze up in
the moment, as Mike saw atthe golf Ranch in Richardson yesterday, froze

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up a lot. This voter said, I have a problem with double dipping
inductees in general. He's not ingood health, so the rock Hall might
be recognizing this is the last timeyou're able to do something like this for
him. He's probably gonna get in. He should get in on Black Sabbath
and his solo. He already isfor Black saying he should for Ozzie,
Yes, one hundred percent, heshould. That's a big debate, is

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like do we put him in asecond time? I need to Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood max In. Here's Stevie too. You can have two independent careers,
yeah, one with a band thatdoes not feature your name. It wasn't
Ozzy Osbourne and the Black Sabbaths.Yeah, Shawn Michaels can get in the
Wrestling Hall of Fame as Shawn Michaelsand as a member of the Rockers.
I'm helping your point. Go ahead, Kevin. I thought it was fine.

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I liked it. I don't understandit, but I like the way
he said it. I'll stop makingjokes just for Brody. Let's get out
for time. Hang on. Ihave two things. Hug update teacher here,
Teacher have to be careful at allgrade levels with any form of contact.
Hugging can be misinterpreted. Side hugsare sort of okay. Fist bumps
high fi as much safer, whichwe kind of figured a former teacher.

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Hug was almost always Okay, lotsof kids instigate hugs with teachers they respect
and like. Well, my methodwas always go with the side hug.
No one ever has seen a sidehug as in Apropos, so a side
hug is probably the the safest betthere, teacher. It could be a
problem if your science teacher has thestrange physical condition of hip wiener, yeah,

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of rhin or hip swivels forward presship wiener. Yeah. At my
wife's school, they hug. Theycan hug. The student goes for a
hug, but it must be fromthe side with no front hugs. So
that's actually been discussed. Is thathard to just not touch the kids?
Well, if the kids coming atyou, and also what if you're talking
about fifth graders, you know,like little kids who want to like hug,

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I want reinforcement. I don't know, man, Well, I don't
know either. But that's what theysaid, is you turn it into the
side hug, and that is Iguess, Okay, that's kind of what
I figured. Yeah, but beaware they side of hip wiener. If
you are a teacher with side yeah, then you go front I don't know,

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or other side. Yeah. Ionly hug from the left. Okay,
hang on, let me let metwist there. We be aware of
side Wiener. They said that KevinElster used to have that. He wore
a cup on his hip. It'sa thing man, No, it's not.
It's dangerous. No one said that, and Kevin Elster didn't have it.
Kevin Elster, who hot men withSide Wiener? Hunting Moms Channel five

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