April 11, 2024 • 24 mins
An opportunity for our listeners to win tickets to a concert, but it all rides on the brains of Sirois and KT
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You're listening to the downbeat on ninetyseven to one, the freak boach don't
boo boo boo boom boom booch boomboom boom, Jeff no booch boom boom
show Star Trek. Yeah, that'sa duel. This is Star Wars.
It's Star Wars. He did StarTrek and you you made Maddie mad.
(00:23):
Let's trying to aggravate mad. Youdon Mike. We were putting, and
she was just shaking her head atour. Putting shows like, guys,
I'm the golfer around here. Well, she might have been shaking her head
at mine, and I don't play, So that's my excuse. You did
great. Well, we also hada reason we were putting, that's right.
So we have two colors on thephone. By the way, Dingo's
morning news coming up in thirty minutes. And I know by looking at the
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If you like to laugh, ifyou like hammer attacks, stick around.
Update update No, there's no update. Uh, but there is. There's
more in that wild ass cruise shipstory. Oh, he's got good stuff.
Good Danny rules and he will haveDingo's Morning News in a good spot
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there at eight thirty. Audio bubbleback at nine we have a pair of
tickets to give away today. SteveVine Joe Satriani are playing it the Music
Hall at fair Park on May fourth, and we have two listeners on the
line who would like to go seethat show. Line one, we go
to Devon in Fort Worth. Goodmorning, Devon h De. Who do
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you got winning? Who do yougot winning the Masters this week? Devon?
Whoever? Mikey said, Okay,good choice. My one name to
win the Masters is Rory McElroy's rightthere in here. Yeah, okay.
So who are you picking out?Locked in and downbeat duel? Will you
ride with mikes Roy? Or doyou want to taste a kill yo?
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No? No, no, Iwant to taste the first time rare.
No. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting to call in to
pick you. But really, let'sgo because everyone picks the other person.
I don't understand why you know whothat guy is because I've been waiting for
Mikey. I'm such a success story. Is that because you don't like me?
You don't know who I am?No, it's because I've been trying
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to get Mikey to reply to meon Facebook, but he won't open my
message. So he doesn't open Facebook. That's the reason book. Well let
me I'll give you his number.It's two on four. He's on facial
book. If you're into the spot, he likes to go to the spa.
All right, Den, good choice. My wagon is hitch. Let's
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go. All right, Devin,stay on hold and listen carefully because you
might be used as a lifeline.Trust me, he will be old.
Devio is going to have to participatein this game. Let's go. I
know some guitar stuff. Let's goall right, but it's probably golf.
Yeah. I don't know if hegonna be able to help me too much.
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He might be all right, Wo'sdownhold and start playing in an uber
to get to the Steve VI concert. My friend, All hang out,
I take an auto. Let's goto Trevor in Addison. Hello, trev
do you matter if I call youtrev that's perfectly Oh it's Trivio, Trevor.
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What do you do for a living? I actually do commercial pool equipment.
That sounds you build it or sellit? Or what do you do?
I sell it, I install it, I repair it. Yeah,
that's yeah, that's my life.House pools in DFW, there's a lot.
Yeah, do you have a poolat your house? Hell? No,
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I can't afford it. Oh becauseit's too expensive, or because it's
a pain in the ass not worthit. What do you think? All
of the above? All of theabove, especially when I work with them
all day, I don't want todeal with one at home. Do you
have to go in the pools whenyou're and sometimes no, I'm just in
the pump rooms? Oh yeah,but yeah TV Tevo, the little pumper
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work up on good sweat. Sometimesfor those housewives going into the pump room,
that ever happens. Is there everlike a mom outside? It's normally
a bunch of old men from thelike apartment complexes and stuff, so that's
a little strange. But ever,is there ever a bikinied milk? No?
Yeah, they lied to us onTV. They lied to us.
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Hey, my wife is listening,so let's not do this. Please,
Oh say it does happen at thetime. I hear you winking, Trevio.
If you in an alternate universe andyou had the number one pick,
would you have chosen me or Mike. I actually would have chosen you.
K thank you, Trev. Let'sget it on. Stay on hold just
in case you is a lifeline.All right, here's your host, Danny
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Bayless. It is time to play, and Matt, if you want to
play some music under underneath grade,if you had some suspense music to play
when they're on the hot seat.Because these shares are warm, folks,
was it's time to play the downbeatDuel Masters, rain delay par fait cool.
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So we do have rules, okay, all right? The rules,
I will ask there are three categories. Yes, there are five questions in
each category. All right, Eachcorrect answer will result in one point.
I will happily keep score during thegame. Each of you will have two
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bailouts a piece. All right,one teammate lifeline is one bailout and one
is a pass. So if youhave if you want to use your pass
upon hearing the question, you thenhave the opportunity to pass the question to
your opponent. Now, if youropponent correctly answers the question, because you
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passed, he will receive two pointsinstead of the one that you would have
received by getting it right. Whata falcon twist? This is but if
your opponent answers incorrectly, he willlose a point. So there is a
three point swing anytime that you usea pass. Beautiful. That'll make sense
to you, guys. Yes,And the lifeline is your teammates. So
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for Kevin, if you feel likeyou want to go to Trevio, you
think he might be able to helpyou with your answer. If you're stuck
and you're able to burn your pass, yeah, you can go to Trevio.
Mikey, you can go to Devio. Yes, all right. The
three categories that we have on theboard are as follows. This is the
downbeat Duel, Master's Rain Delay parFae. The first category is masters okay,
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good. The second category is rainYeah. The third category is delay
great genius. And we had aclosest to the Pin game, a little
one round of closest to the pinduring the break, we had a putter,
we had a couple of balls,we placed a hole on the drilled
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a hole on the floor and Kevi, oh, you got closest to the
pin? I believe. Yeah.Accidentally I sand bagged him in the practice.
N No, he just I almostwent in. Kevin, you get
to go First, what category wouldyou like to pick, masters, rain
or Delay? I like Rain,Danny, Kevin, You're in luck because
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in the game, in the categoryof rain, I will play five seconds
of a popular song pertaining to rain. If you can name both the exact
title and the artist, you willreceive three points. If you can only
name one of the two, it'sworth one point. You may hear the
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snippet of the song before you decideto either pass or use your listener time
lifeline. All right, so I'llplay a clip of a song five seconds.
You need to tell me the nameof the song, the exact name
of the song, and the bandfor three points, one or the other
for one point. Maddie, I'mgonna play this from my computer. If
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you'll fade that down, we're goingto go in three two one. Kevin,
you're on the hot seat. Thatsaid the Rain song by Led Zeppelin.
Kevin, you will leave with zeropoints in your opening round. That
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is actually Rain by the Beatles.Ah tough, Mikey, I didn't know
it. You control the board,you know what? Just because I know
you got it qued up and thissounds fun, I'll take Rain. No.
I understand the rules. You understandthe rules. Okay, here we
go. Here is your snippet forthe category rain burn burn. Keep in
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mind you have two options three answerthe question correctly passed to Kevin sounded like
he knew it. Or reach outto Devo. I'm gonna say that is
paranoid Android by Radiohead. Guess.It's a great guess. Unfortunately it is
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the incorrect answer. That is,have you ever seen the Rain by Cen's
clear Water Revival? Okay, threecategories on the board. Devo may have
known that, Kevin, it's backto you. Would you like to choose
masters rain or delay? Delay?In Delay. The answer to the following
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questions will either begin with the letterD or be related to the letter D.
Okay, okay, okay. Moreoften than not it will begin.
The answer to the question will beginwith the letter D. Are you ready?
I'm ready? The anti drug movementin the nineteen eighties spawned this program
called Dare D A R E.What does the D stand for? In
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dare Kevin D? I won't dodrugs, A won't have an attitude?
All right? Will respect myself?E? I will educate me. Now
that's the song. But the Ddebt I mean, I will give you
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a bonus point for naming the entireacronym. But this could be worth two
points if you know what DARE standsfor. But I'm really only looking for
what does the D in DARE standfor. I'm going to pass. I'm
going to use my pass. Youwere passing. I shrugged, Mikey,
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I shrugged at him. That's thestrategy. Don't show emotion either way.
Screw this up now you can.Unless I knew that it stands for drug
Abuse Resistance Education. Mikey gets threepoints. Wow, I'm sorry, two
points. You get a bonus pointfor naming the entire acronym. Yes,
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drug abuse Resistance education. My firstletter, I shrugged. I was like,
Florida, they don't have DARE andyou just sang the song saying d
is drugs in your song? AndI, yeah, well I didn't know
the rest of it, yep,but you only needed the D word,
and I thought, anyway, twoto zip give me masters. They could
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have used a DARE program in Florida. Mikey, you're going for masters.
Indeed, okay, let's go downto master or go up to masters.
Question number one for Mikey in theMasters category. One player in Masters history
has posted a score in the sixtiesfor each round. I need for you
to name him. In the historyof the Masters, all four rounds,
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one player in the history has posteda score of under seventy. Yeah,
that's Cam Smith did it just acouple of years ago and didn't win the
tournament. That's right. Cam Smithposted sixties in every round of the Masters
in the year twenty twenty. DustinJohnson actually one that year he did Mikey
with another point. Kevin, itis back to you hot ran to a
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bussaw. Give me rain. Let'sgo with rain. Kevin, you have
a song. I will play fiveseconds. If you can name both the
exact title and artist, you'll getthree points, so you'll be able to
tie Mikey. If you can onlyname one of the two, it's worth
one point. And don't forget youdo have your lifeline, Kevin. Here
you go. Jesus, that ishard. I'm gonna go to Trevor in
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Addison, trevorment second, bailout,Trevor, do you need to hear that?
Yeah? Can you play it again? I can cut out when I
was hearing it the first time.Okay, here's five seconds of this song.
If you can name the artist andsong, Kevin gets three points.
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Trevor, uh hey, Kevio,Yeah, I think we're screwed. I
think. Yeah. This is likethe opposite of a millionaire when that guy
called his dad to say he's aboutto win a million bucks. Yeah,
this is the opposite of that.All Right, guys, I'm sorry Kevin
to inform you that your first guesson the first Rain question would have been
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right. That is some fact theRain song by you and Trevor Lee with
no points, and control of theboard goes back to Mike Siroy, I'll
take masters. Please, We're goingback to masters, all right. Question
number two, Which former NBA playerholds a master's degree? Is it Michael
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Jordan? Is it Larry Bird?Is it Shaquille O'Neill, or is it
Reggie Miller? Honorary or no honorariesexceptionally shack and a lot of graduation hats
and robes and stuff, And Idon't know what's real and what's not.
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Give me, Reggie Miller. Youshould have stuck with your instincts. Not
only did Shaquille O'Neill receive his master'sdegree, He also received his edd his
doctorate degree in Human resource development fromBarry in twenty twelve. Wow yep Shack
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is the only one out of thosefour that possesses a master's degree. Kevin,
back to you, Rain, Kevin. We're going to go ahead and
play five seconds of the song,name the name of the song and artist
for a full three points. Idon't know. I don't know. These
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are very popular songs that I've beenplaying. I know that's song. I'm
gonna gus, I'm gonnaues, I'mgona gut someone get I'm gonna guess.
Go ahead, Okay, that's Fireand Rain. No. I don't know
the official title though, Devin,Yeah, I don't care. Fire and
Rain by who James Taylor? Okay, No, that is Rainy Days and
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Mondays by the Carpenters. No onehas gotten anything from Rainy what I'll close
out rain? You want to closeout Rains? We're gonna be done,
all right, here we go,Jesus, Okay, I'm just a kid
man. That's uh, rain dropskeep falling on my head. Bye bye
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mm hmm. Former NBA coach LennyWilkins. That actually is Rainbow Connection by
kermit the fraud beautiful. There yougo. The rain category is closed out,
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Kevin, dur is back to You'refinally gonna break the Oh no,
this is the second question for delay. For delay, Kevin, what is
the French word for ten? Now, keep in mind the answers of these
questions will either begin with the letterD or be related to the letter D
in the question, But this oneactually starts with the letter D. What
is the French word for ten?You're funny, Benny, do say no,
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Kevin, the French word for tenis dix. It's dix d I
x dix. Give me the delay, please? All right? For me?
In w okay. Mikey, Sergeantand York were the last names of
the actors that played both Darren's andBewitched. What first name did they both
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share? I'm gonna go with DickMikey, as you often do. When
you go with Dick, you win. Yep, you went the right way.
Mikey is now at a commanding fourto nothing lead, but control of
the board goes back to Kevin TurnerMaster Kevin. According to ZipRecruiter dot com,
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what is the highest salary a masterplumber can earn? And I will
give you a window of ten thousanddollars above or below. Okay, so,
zippercrum. The highest salary that amaster plumber can earn, your guess,
the highest salary? Yes, where'sa master plumber? According to Zipper
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master plumber master plumber, one hundredand forty thousand. Kevin says one hundred
and forty forty one hundred and fortythousand. Yeah. Oh, you overshot
a little bit, Kevin. Theuh. According to ZipRecruiter dot com,
the highest salary a master plumber canearn is one hundred and sixteen thousand,
four hundred and fifty four dollars.So Frank Jesus was telling me that he
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makes like two hundred and fifty thousand. Freak Jesus is a known liar.
He spends forty grand a year justsending food to us. I don't think
Freak Jesus is quite a master plumberyet. All right, Kevin, you're
still at zero points, right,I want the delay delay fun. All
right, here's your question. Hardestgame after it's good. Alfred Nobel,
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the founder of the Peace Prize,invented what keep in mind. These answers
start with the letter. D AlfredNobel, the founder of the Peace Prize,
invented what I believe he invented dynamite, and you are correct. Point
for Mike Siroy ironically, yeah,he invented dynamite. Peace fun Odd Kevin
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Turner Master Masters, Kevin. Thereis a world record for the number of
times that a man has masturbated ina twenty four hour period. The over
under I have set at forty two. You simply have to guess, did
he do it more than forty twotimes or less in a twenty four hour
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period? For master baiting, Yes, in the master's category. Okay,
so he's wanting me to think it'sunder. But it seems impossible that you
could do it more than that.You just have to. But also forty
two seems impossible. As I'm saying, I don't know how to fluid,
I'm gonna say under. He thinks, Yeah, I'm gonna say under,
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Kevin. This guy. In twentythirteen, a twenty two year old Argentinian
man named Hugo Lopez wanked eighty threetimes in twenty four hours, defeating the
previous record of sixty one by thailandSanti armanand a year before most hydrated guy
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every eighty three. That's unbelievable.That's four times an hour. It's a
lot, dude. I'm what arewe doing? Yes? Four times?
I think it's like three point fiveor something. What are we doing?
Sleep? How is there any mastersleft? Uh? There is one more
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masters left. I'll take delay.Okay, you can go back to delay.
This will be the final question indelay, Mikey. Dogwood, which
starts with a D, is aflower and pink dogwood is the name of
which hole at AUGUSTA one point bonusfor naming the par and length of this
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hole. And you must be exact. What is pink dogwood at AUGUSTA?
For delay? Oh, it's sogood. I was not ready for those.
I thought that would be the firstthing you guys research check. I
knew he's I don't think it's thefirst because I think that's t olive.
I think pink dogwood I'm gonna gowith that is the thirteenth hole. It's
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a par five and it's five hundredand thirty eight yards. You got the
par five right. Pink dogwood isactually whole number two. Ah, it
is a par five and it isfive hundred and eighty five yards. Damn
it, no points for Mikey.Kevin. Would you like to close out
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the masters categories to Kevin? Andthere is one bonus question because there's a
secret category called parfait. Oh god, and this bonus question is worth six
points. So Kevin, you're notout of it at all. What no
matter how you perform in tennis question? All right? There was no Master's
tournament between nineteen forty three and nineteenforty five because of World War Two.
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During those years, the Augusta Coursewas utilized to support the war effort by
raising two types of animals. Nameone of them deer. Kevin's going with
deer? Yeah he chose deer.Kevin is wrong. They raised turkey and
cattle on the Master's course, marduringWorld War two. More delicious options.
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All right, so Mikey you havefive points. Okay, one last question
per six points. Kevin is zeropoints. This is the final question.
I'll need you guys to maybe dropthese answers down, please, because I
want uh. There's probably no waythat either one of you guys get the
exact all right, what is thetotal yardage of the twenty twenty four masters
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the closest to this sum wins thesix points the total yardage of the twenty
twenty four Masters, the closest win. So, Kevin, if Mikey's farther
away than you, you're gonna winthis damn game. I need your answers.
Mikey, lock it. Mike knows, I don't. I'm okay,
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all right, freedom, Kevin answerswell, the correct answer is seven thousand,
five hundred and fifty yards for thetwenty twenty four Masters, seventy five
to fifty yep. Kevin answered withseven thousand and sixty nine yards. Mike
Siroy answered seven thousand, eight hundredand fifty. He's closest to the pan.
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He is undisputed winner of the inauguraledition of Duel Master's Reign Delay Parfait
with a commanding twelve to nothing victory. A Devin, stay on hold.
Uh, Maddie will get your information. Trevor, we forgot to give tickets
away yesterday, so you are inluck. You can stay on hold.
You'll get the tickets as well.Ding this morning. This is next.
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We got a wild ass cruise shipstory coming at your heart.
You're listening to the downbeat on ninetyseven to one, the freak boach don't
boo boo boo boom boom booch boomboom boom, Jeff no booch boom boom
show Star Trek. Yeah, that'sa duel. This is Star Wars.
It's Star Wars. He did StarTrek and you you made Maddie mad.
(00:23):
Let's trying to aggravate mad. Youdon Mike. We were putting, and
she was just shaking her head atour. Putting shows like, guys,
I'm the golfer around here. Well, she might have been shaking her head
at mine, and I don't play, So that's my excuse. You did
great. Well, we also hada reason we were putting, that's right.
So we have two colors on thephone. By the way, Dingo's
morning news coming up in thirty minutes. And I know by looking at the
(00:46):
document he's got tons of good stuffthere. Nine o'clock audio bubble bath.
If you like to laugh, ifyou like hammer attacks, stick around.
Update update No, there's no update. Uh, but there is. There's
more in that wild ass cruise shipstory. Oh, he's got good stuff.
Good Danny rules and he will haveDingo's Morning News in a good spot
(01:10):
there at eight thirty. Audio bubbleback at nine we have a pair of
tickets to give away today. SteveVine Joe Satriani are playing it the Music
Hall at fair Park on May fourth, and we have two listeners on the
line who would like to go seethat show. Line one, we go
to Devon in Fort Worth. Goodmorning, Devon h De. Who do
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you got winning? Who do yougot winning the Masters this week? Devon?
Whoever? Mikey said, Okay,good choice. My one name to
win the Masters is Rory McElroy's rightthere in here. Yeah, okay.
So who are you picking out?Locked in and downbeat duel? Will you
ride with mikes Roy? Or doyou want to taste a kill yo?
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No? No, no, Iwant to taste the first time rare.
No. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting to call in to
pick you. But really, let'sgo because everyone picks the other person.
I don't understand why you know whothat guy is because I've been waiting for
Mikey. I'm such a success story. Is that because you don't like me?
You don't know who I am?No, it's because I've been trying
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to get Mikey to reply to meon Facebook, but he won't open my
message. So he doesn't open Facebook. That's the reason book. Well let
me I'll give you his number.It's two on four. He's on facial
book. If you're into the spot, he likes to go to the spa.
All right, Den, good choice. My wagon is hitch. Let's
(02:40):
go. All right, Devin,stay on hold and listen carefully because you
might be used as a lifeline.Trust me, he will be old.
Devio is going to have to participatein this game. Let's go. I
know some guitar stuff. Let's goall right, but it's probably golf.
Yeah. I don't know if hegonna be able to help me too much.
(03:00):
He might be all right, Wo'sdownhold and start playing in an uber
to get to the Steve VI concert. My friend, All hang out,
I take an auto. Let's goto Trevor in Addison. Hello, trev
do you matter if I call youtrev that's perfectly Oh it's Trivio, Trevor.
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What do you do for a living? I actually do commercial pool equipment.
That sounds you build it or sellit? Or what do you do?
I sell it, I install it, I repair it. Yeah,
that's yeah, that's my life.House pools in DFW, there's a lot.
Yeah, do you have a poolat your house? Hell? No,
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I can't afford it. Oh becauseit's too expensive, or because it's
a pain in the ass not worthit. What do you think? All
of the above? All of theabove, especially when I work with them
all day, I don't want todeal with one at home. Do you
have to go in the pools whenyou're and sometimes no, I'm just in
the pump rooms? Oh yeah,but yeah TV Tevo, the little pumper
(04:09):
work up on good sweat. Sometimesfor those housewives going into the pump room,
that ever happens. Is there everlike a mom outside? It's normally
a bunch of old men from thelike apartment complexes and stuff, so that's
a little strange. But ever,is there ever a bikinied milk? No?
Yeah, they lied to us onTV. They lied to us.
(04:32):
Hey, my wife is listening,so let's not do this. Please,
Oh say it does happen at thetime. I hear you winking, Trevio.
If you in an alternate universe andyou had the number one pick,
would you have chosen me or Mike. I actually would have chosen you.
K thank you, Trev. Let'sget it on. Stay on hold just
in case you is a lifeline.All right, here's your host, Danny
(04:55):
Bayless. It is time to play, and Matt, if you want to
play some music under underneath grade,if you had some suspense music to play
when they're on the hot seat.Because these shares are warm, folks,
was it's time to play the downbeatDuel Masters, rain delay par fait cool.
(05:15):
So we do have rules, okay, all right? The rules,
I will ask there are three categories. Yes, there are five questions in
each category. All right, Eachcorrect answer will result in one point.
I will happily keep score during thegame. Each of you will have two
(05:38):
bailouts a piece. All right,one teammate lifeline is one bailout and one
is a pass. So if youhave if you want to use your pass
upon hearing the question, you thenhave the opportunity to pass the question to
your opponent. Now, if youropponent correctly answers the question, because you
(06:00):
passed, he will receive two pointsinstead of the one that you would have
received by getting it right. Whata falcon twist? This is but if
your opponent answers incorrectly, he willlose a point. So there is a
three point swing anytime that you usea pass. Beautiful. That'll make sense
to you, guys. Yes,And the lifeline is your teammates. So
(06:21):
for Kevin, if you feel likeyou want to go to Trevio, you
think he might be able to helpyou with your answer. If you're stuck
and you're able to burn your pass, yeah, you can go to Trevio.
Mikey, you can go to Devio. Yes, all right. The
three categories that we have on theboard are as follows. This is the
downbeat Duel, Master's Rain Delay parFae. The first category is masters okay,
(06:46):
good. The second category is rainYeah. The third category is delay
great genius. And we had aclosest to the Pin game, a little
one round of closest to the pinduring the break, we had a putter,
we had a couple of balls,we placed a hole on the drilled
(07:09):
a hole on the floor and Kevi, oh, you got closest to the
pin? I believe. Yeah.Accidentally I sand bagged him in the practice.
N No, he just I almostwent in. Kevin, you get
to go First, what category wouldyou like to pick, masters, rain
or Delay? I like Rain,Danny, Kevin, You're in luck because
(07:30):
in the game, in the categoryof rain, I will play five seconds
of a popular song pertaining to rain. If you can name both the exact
title and the artist, you willreceive three points. If you can only
name one of the two, it'sworth one point. You may hear the
(07:54):
snippet of the song before you decideto either pass or use your listener time
lifeline. All right, so I'llplay a clip of a song five seconds.
You need to tell me the nameof the song, the exact name
of the song, and the bandfor three points, one or the other
for one point. Maddie, I'mgonna play this from my computer. If
(08:15):
you'll fade that down, we're goingto go in three two one. Kevin,
you're on the hot seat. Thatsaid the Rain song by Led Zeppelin.
Kevin, you will leave with zeropoints in your opening round. That
(08:37):
is actually Rain by the Beatles.Ah tough, Mikey, I didn't know
it. You control the board,you know what? Just because I know
you got it qued up and thissounds fun, I'll take Rain. No.
I understand the rules. You understandthe rules. Okay, here we
go. Here is your snippet forthe category rain burn burn. Keep in
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mind you have two options three answerthe question correctly passed to Kevin sounded like
he knew it. Or reach outto Devo. I'm gonna say that is
paranoid Android by Radiohead. Guess.It's a great guess. Unfortunately it is
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the incorrect answer. That is,have you ever seen the Rain by Cen's
clear Water Revival? Okay, threecategories on the board. Devo may have
known that, Kevin, it's backto you. Would you like to choose
masters rain or delay? Delay?In Delay. The answer to the following
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questions will either begin with the letterD or be related to the letter D.
Okay, okay, okay. Moreoften than not it will begin.
The answer to the question will beginwith the letter D. Are you ready?
I'm ready? The anti drug movementin the nineteen eighties spawned this program
called Dare D A R E.What does the D stand for? In
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dare Kevin D? I won't dodrugs, A won't have an attitude?
All right? Will respect myself?E? I will educate me. Now
that's the song. But the Ddebt I mean, I will give you
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a bonus point for naming the entireacronym. But this could be worth two
points if you know what DARE standsfor. But I'm really only looking for
what does the D in DARE standfor. I'm going to pass. I'm
going to use my pass. Youwere passing. I shrugged, Mikey,
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I shrugged at him. That's thestrategy. Don't show emotion either way.
Screw this up now you can.Unless I knew that it stands for drug
Abuse Resistance Education. Mikey gets threepoints. Wow, I'm sorry, two
points. You get a bonus pointfor naming the entire acronym. Yes,
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drug abuse Resistance education. My firstletter, I shrugged. I was like,
Florida, they don't have DARE andyou just sang the song saying d
is drugs in your song? AndI, yeah, well I didn't know
the rest of it, yep,but you only needed the D word,
and I thought, anyway, twoto zip give me masters. They could
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have used a DARE program in Florida. Mikey, you're going for masters.
Indeed, okay, let's go downto master or go up to masters.
Question number one for Mikey in theMasters category. One player in Masters history
has posted a score in the sixtiesfor each round. I need for you
to name him. In the historyof the Masters, all four rounds,
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one player in the history has posteda score of under seventy. Yeah,
that's Cam Smith did it just acouple of years ago and didn't win the
tournament. That's right. Cam Smithposted sixties in every round of the Masters
in the year twenty twenty. DustinJohnson actually one that year he did Mikey
with another point. Kevin, itis back to you hot ran to a
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bussaw. Give me rain. Let'sgo with rain. Kevin, you have
a song. I will play fiveseconds. If you can name both the
exact title and artist, you'll getthree points, so you'll be able to
tie Mikey. If you can onlyname one of the two, it's worth
one point. And don't forget youdo have your lifeline, Kevin. Here
you go. Jesus, that ishard. I'm gonna go to Trevor in
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Addison, trevorment second, bailout,Trevor, do you need to hear that?
Yeah? Can you play it again? I can cut out when I
was hearing it the first time.Okay, here's five seconds of this song.
If you can name the artist andsong, Kevin gets three points.
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Trevor, uh hey, Kevio,Yeah, I think we're screwed. I
think. Yeah. This is likethe opposite of a millionaire when that guy
called his dad to say he's aboutto win a million bucks. Yeah,
this is the opposite of that.All Right, guys, I'm sorry Kevin
to inform you that your first guesson the first Rain question would have been
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right. That is some fact theRain song by you and Trevor Lee with
no points, and control of theboard goes back to Mike Siroy, I'll
take masters. Please, We're goingback to masters, all right. Question
number two, Which former NBA playerholds a master's degree? Is it Michael
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Jordan? Is it Larry Bird?Is it Shaquille O'Neill, or is it
Reggie Miller? Honorary or no honorariesexceptionally shack and a lot of graduation hats
and robes and stuff, And Idon't know what's real and what's not.
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Give me, Reggie Miller. Youshould have stuck with your instincts. Not
only did Shaquille O'Neill receive his master'sdegree, He also received his edd his
doctorate degree in Human resource development fromBarry in twenty twelve. Wow yep Shack
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is the only one out of thosefour that possesses a master's degree. Kevin,
back to you, Rain, Kevin. We're going to go ahead and
play five seconds of the song,name the name of the song and artist
for a full three points. Idon't know. I don't know. These
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are very popular songs that I've beenplaying. I know that's song. I'm
gonna gus, I'm gonnaues, I'mgona gut someone get I'm gonna guess.
Go ahead, Okay, that's Fireand Rain. No. I don't know
the official title though, Devin,Yeah, I don't care. Fire and
Rain by who James Taylor? Okay, No, that is Rainy Days and
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Mondays by the Carpenters. No onehas gotten anything from Rainy what I'll close
out rain? You want to closeout Rains? We're gonna be done,
all right, here we go,Jesus, Okay, I'm just a kid
man. That's uh, rain dropskeep falling on my head. Bye bye
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mm hmm. Former NBA coach LennyWilkins. That actually is Rainbow Connection by
kermit the fraud beautiful. There yougo. The rain category is closed out,
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Kevin, dur is back to You'refinally gonna break the Oh no,
this is the second question for delay. For delay, Kevin, what is
the French word for ten? Now, keep in mind the answers of these
questions will either begin with the letterD or be related to the letter D
in the question, But this oneactually starts with the letter D. What
is the French word for ten?You're funny, Benny, do say no,
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Kevin, the French word for tenis dix. It's dix d I
x dix. Give me the delay, please? All right? For me?
In w okay. Mikey, Sergeantand York were the last names of
the actors that played both Darren's andBewitched. What first name did they both
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share? I'm gonna go with DickMikey, as you often do. When
you go with Dick, you win. Yep, you went the right way.
Mikey is now at a commanding fourto nothing lead, but control of
the board goes back to Kevin TurnerMaster Kevin. According to ZipRecruiter dot com,
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what is the highest salary a masterplumber can earn? And I will
give you a window of ten thousanddollars above or below. Okay, so,
zippercrum. The highest salary that amaster plumber can earn, your guess,
the highest salary? Yes, where'sa master plumber? According to Zipper
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master plumber master plumber, one hundredand forty thousand. Kevin says one hundred
and forty forty one hundred and fortythousand. Yeah. Oh, you overshot
a little bit, Kevin. Theuh. According to ZipRecruiter dot com,
the highest salary a master plumber canearn is one hundred and sixteen thousand,
four hundred and fifty four dollars.So Frank Jesus was telling me that he
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makes like two hundred and fifty thousand. Freak Jesus is a known liar.
He spends forty grand a year justsending food to us. I don't think
Freak Jesus is quite a master plumberyet. All right, Kevin, you're
still at zero points, right,I want the delay delay fun. All
right, here's your question. Hardestgame after it's good. Alfred Nobel,
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the founder of the Peace Prize,invented what keep in mind. These answers
start with the letter. D AlfredNobel, the founder of the Peace Prize,
invented what I believe he invented dynamite, and you are correct. Point
for Mike Siroy ironically, yeah,he invented dynamite. Peace fun Odd Kevin
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Turner Master Masters, Kevin. Thereis a world record for the number of
times that a man has masturbated ina twenty four hour period. The over
under I have set at forty two. You simply have to guess, did
he do it more than forty twotimes or less in a twenty four hour
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period? For master baiting, Yes, in the master's category. Okay,
so he's wanting me to think it'sunder. But it seems impossible that you
could do it more than that.You just have to. But also forty
two seems impossible. As I'm saying, I don't know how to fluid,
I'm gonna say under. He thinks, Yeah, I'm gonna say under,
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Kevin. This guy. In twentythirteen, a twenty two year old Argentinian
man named Hugo Lopez wanked eighty threetimes in twenty four hours, defeating the
previous record of sixty one by thailandSanti armanand a year before most hydrated guy
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every eighty three. That's unbelievable.That's four times an hour. It's a
lot, dude. I'm what arewe doing? Yes? Four times?
I think it's like three point fiveor something. What are we doing?
Sleep? How is there any mastersleft? Uh? There is one more
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masters left. I'll take delay.Okay, you can go back to delay.
This will be the final question indelay, Mikey. Dogwood, which
starts with a D, is aflower and pink dogwood is the name of
which hole at AUGUSTA one point bonusfor naming the par and length of this
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hole. And you must be exact. What is pink dogwood at AUGUSTA?
For delay? Oh, it's sogood. I was not ready for those.
I thought that would be the firstthing you guys research check. I
knew he's I don't think it's thefirst because I think that's t olive.
I think pink dogwood I'm gonna gowith that is the thirteenth hole. It's
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a par five and it's five hundredand thirty eight yards. You got the
par five right. Pink dogwood isactually whole number two. Ah, it
is a par five and it isfive hundred and eighty five yards. Damn
it, no points for Mikey.Kevin. Would you like to close out
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the masters categories to Kevin? Andthere is one bonus question because there's a
secret category called parfait. Oh god, and this bonus question is worth six
points. So Kevin, you're notout of it at all. What no
matter how you perform in tennis question? All right? There was no Master's
tournament between nineteen forty three and nineteenforty five because of World War Two.
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During those years, the Augusta Coursewas utilized to support the war effort by
raising two types of animals. Nameone of them deer. Kevin's going with
deer? Yeah he chose deer.Kevin is wrong. They raised turkey and
cattle on the Master's course, marduringWorld War two. More delicious options.
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All right, so Mikey you havefive points. Okay, one last question
per six points. Kevin is zeropoints. This is the final question.
I'll need you guys to maybe dropthese answers down, please, because I
want uh. There's probably no waythat either one of you guys get the
exact all right, what is thetotal yardage of the twenty twenty four masters
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the closest to this sum wins thesix points the total yardage of the twenty
twenty four Masters, the closest win. So, Kevin, if Mikey's farther
away than you, you're gonna winthis damn game. I need your answers.
Mikey, lock it. Mike knows, I don't. I'm okay,
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all right, freedom, Kevin answerswell, the correct answer is seven thousand,
five hundred and fifty yards for thetwenty twenty four Masters, seventy five
to fifty yep. Kevin answered withseven thousand and sixty nine yards. Mike
Siroy answered seven thousand, eight hundredand fifty. He's closest to the pan.
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He is undisputed winner of the inauguraledition of Duel Master's Reign Delay Parfait
with a commanding twelve to nothing victory. A Devin, stay on hold.
Uh, Maddie will get your information. Trevor, we forgot to give tickets
away yesterday, so you are inluck. You can stay on hold.
You'll get the tickets as well.Ding this morning. This is next.
(24:15):
We got a wild ass cruise shipstory coming at your heart.
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