April 12, 2024 • 23 mins
Tiger's on the prowl, and the controversey at the Masters that you didn't know about. Could their be an asterisk next to this year's champion?
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This is a downbeat on ninety sevento one, The freak Mike cute bagels,
everything everything, Yes, I wanteverything bagel, everything bagel. Do
you get any bagel other than everythingas playing with regular cream cheese plain is
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nice? I with you on regularcream cheese. I don't need tricked up
cream cheese usually. Everything bagel isthe only answer. Where are you at?
I like them all? Yeah,I kind of too. I like
I'm toasted, yeah, to alittle crunchy on the outside. And I'm
not opposed to the flavored cream cheeses, like strawberry. That's a good one.
I don't. I don't want necessarilythe they do the like the garlic
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one, I think, yeah,I can live without that. Do you
like a chive mixed into your spread? I'm okay with that. Build your
own mind. Any locks on bagels, Oh god, yeah, of course,
like the full on, big assone. That's a meal. Twenty
dollars job on everything bagel. Iwant everything bagel, everything bagel. But
is there anything else you want onit? We're getting bagels delivered. You
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know this is gonna cost like thirtydollars for three bagels. He didn't care.
He's got crazy forgot my protein bar. He's got crazy cream cheese on
that bag Yes, add cream cheeseon that everything bagel. Do we have
a toaster here? I think wedo. I don't. No, I
think we we do have a toaster. Yeah we do, we do,
Matty said, we do. Okay, so just get a half dozen bagels?
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Right, get twenty seven bagel?A half dozen, that's six.
I don't know if they do himlike that. I'm just doing this like
a duff door dash. I'm justtrying to be here. Are a one
bagel? You want me to justrun out and grab him. I'm not
really essential to this whole operation anyway. Yeah, talking masters here, right,
you just hit playing the Norm McDonaldthing and we'll I'll just go have
a babe. I was thinking ofhimself. I was like, honestly,
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they may not like it. I'dprobably do it on my own. I
don't know what you're asking me.I would like to eat a bagel with
cream cheese. That's playing, Yeah, playing with cheesy. Why are you
trying? You get six? Ifigure that's how you get bagels livered?
Your door dashing? No, youjust get you. I'm just like,
make your own okay, and you'regonna do this on the air, but
I'm getting up from Bagel Cafe twentyone. You know, whatever you do
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is gonna be fun. It is. I'll have whatever Mikey's having. You
want to put two? Yeah?Whatever? He gets everything bagels in front
of it with regular creep. Youdon't want to build your own. Whatever
Mikey's having is great. Yeah,I'm not a picky not a picky bitch.
Kevin Everything Bagel for damn everything bagel, Danny. Would you like vegan
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cream cheese or regular cream cheese?We would like regular cream. That's fine,
Yeah, vegan, regular, Itdoesn't matter. You can just wipe
your nose on tomatoes on that.Whatever expbedites this process is what I'm all
about. Whatever gets you to theorder now button. Uh huh, okay,
I'm hitting the order now button.All right, we're getting bagels.
Mattie's sure. Good. Come on, Maddy have a bagel? Got a
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bagel on Wednesday? Okay, wellthat's she doesn't want to Bat's Yeah,
that's my girl. There we go, Yeah, that's Friday. I like
Astiago regular cream. Tree do youhave like is it like like a honey
Walnut. Now that is advanced.She's fancy. I'm not seeing that,
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honey. Anything, honey, anything, Just regular is all I have.
That's crazy. That's the only kindof cream you have with regular. It's
crazy. I don't believe you,Kevin. That's what we're gonna do.
What're you gonna do that? Anybodyelse? If you're texting in, it's
going to bagel. We got you, all right, Let's do the thing,
ready this Kevin at seven? Hell? Yeah? Now Sports Masters?
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Right, yes, sir, Okay, Rangers got one hit yesterday, but
the A's lost the series. Butif you want so, you're freaking even
harder than series to a team havingto move to Zach or No. No,
you do though. Sometimes you loseseries when you get the Braves denied.
So good luck Rangers. Watch themsweep the Braves and then you'll come
in here on Monday. Everything's great. This is gonna be a hard trivia
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question for you, guys. Hitme so right of passage. If you
go to Augusta National Home of theMasters going on right now, tiger Woods
on the course, is you gearup because there's so much stuff there you
can only get there. They doupdated every year. It's expensive, but
it's not gouging. It's not ridiculous, but it's not like the food.
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You know. The food is famouslyone dollar for a coffee, you know,
and the three dollars Permeter cheese whatever, which is great, one of
the best bits there. The wholeAugusta not gouging for anything is incredible.
The best part being they do fishfifty eight minutes of golf action two minutes
of commercials every hour? Is itstill fifty eight and two? At absolute
worse, it's fifty six and four. You know how much money people would
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throw at them if they wanted todo that. I don't know how or
why it works. Maybe charge anexorbitant amount of money per spot, well
it was IBM yesterday, But thenthey get title sponsors for the whole Yeah
whatever that hour. But just thinkabout that. I mean, there's plenty
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not I guess to like throughout thehistory of the Masters. I understand,
but hat tip for that. Theycould be gouging for commercials and have Cadillac
and Rolex and everyone that's you know, standard into golf, and they don't
do it. I love the ambitionof just keeping it how they want to
do it, and you know,with CBS it's a yearly deal, like
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CBS has done it for forty years, but every year it's like, yeah,
we've decided to re up with CBS. So CBS is like on their
heels always like right, worse thefine, Right, Yeah, we're good.
You still love me at that,Nancy guy? Yeah, be fine,
still love me. But one ofthe tricks is when if you're lucky
enough to find your hot buns onthe grounds at Augusta National, you are
going to matriculate yourself into the Iguess pro shop is what you call it.
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It's not the official real course proshop. It is a massive building
with more masters crap in it thanyou can ever imagine. But I saw
some stats. It's that the bigone that's on the grounds, right,
Yeah, it's right between the drivingrange and the first tea yep, and
it's heaven. And the one timeI was lucky enough to go, I
went Sunday, so it was alreadythinned out a little bit, but they
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still had a ton of stuff.I spent nine hundred dollars. Good god.
Well, because once people know you'regoing, there's some requests that come
in, so they they request somethings, and you know, it is
one hundred bucks for a nice golfshirt, which they could charge one sixty
four probably, And if you wantlike a jacket, you know, I
mean, stuff's pretty steep. Yeah, and you get all the ball markers
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and little stuff man lanyard. Idon't know. You just start going.
You get crazy eye when you walkin there and you start asking, am
I ever going to walk onto thesegrounds or into this building ever again?
In my life? Odds are no, And it's important. It's important to
restate that you you can't just goto masters dot com and buy this stuff
and they ship it to you.You've got to be on the ground and
buy it there. That's the onlyway to get it. Now, you
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can buy on masters dot com abig box of pimento cheese, sandwiches and
some chips, and they'll send itto you for a big Master's weak party.
I think I saw that. Actuallythat's real. Yeah, a little
bucket. There's bucket like barbecue pork. Yeah. Yeah. They send you
a whole thing napkins like if youwant to have Master's party, and the
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actual master's napkin, yeah, whichis so stupid. I have a lapkin.
I don't need napkins, never needa napkin again, guess what better
for the environment. And it's permanent. It's permanent even if God forbids royal
Industries goes out a bitiness, whichI don't think will happen. Well,
the thing about soroy industries is they'renot beholden, you know, to the
man. They like the masters,always do what they want. Yes,
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And the one thing you can't sayis that we weren't crystal clear that the
soroy industry's lapkin is permanent. It'son the thing. But also if you
have any issues, do not calluh oh Soroy industry. So for those
who don't know, all sales arefine. Never all sales are final.
They don't have a phone anymore.Anyway, go ahead and after you buy
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nine hundred dollars worth of crap,you you can walk right out the door
and there is a I don't I'msure they're proud of their partner. It's
either UPS or FedEx shipping center.It is clockwork. You bring your big
box or basket or what however youget your crap, your bags, they
put in a box. They sendit right to your house. You never
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have to carry any of this crap. It's beautiful. And then a week
later you're home and you open thisbox and it's like the ultimate Christmas because
I'm like, I was in aMaster's heyes, anyway, I don't even
know what I bought, and you'relike, oh, I got this shirt.
Yeah. The best thing I boughtwas a big rocks glass, which
I use regularly. Never broken it, never broken it. But I have
all my rock glasses and I alwayshunt for it. I'm like, that's
my one. I love it.Anyway, I am spend nine hundred dollars
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is not that crazy. But Isaw some figures on how much the Master
Shop is expected to sell. Ohmy, how much in merchandise sales?
Do you think thet I know,this is kind of an unfair question.
You might I would not be surprised, and this may be under I wouldn't
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be surprised if they're ringing in salesone to three million dollars a day.
Okay, I don't even over on. I just don't have a good feel
for what the attendance is for aday at the Master's. The Master Shop
is expected to do around seventy milliondollars in merchandise sales this week. Just
think this is a pop up shYeah, that's all it is. It's
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temporary. So if you break itdown on the days that they're open,
seventeen and a half million dollars aday. Well, factor in the practice
rounds, it's ten million dollars perday. This pop up store is doing
about one million bucks an hour.Good grief, they're doing sixteen thousand dollars
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per minute and two hundred and seventyseven dollars per second that the store is
open. Like, can you imagineany sort of a pop up store selling
retail that's doing sixteen thousand dollars perMinute's ridiculous. Now, if I remember
it, there was at least tencashiers and at everything at Augusta is so
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efficiently done. Even when you goto the bathroom on the course, as
long as a friend of yours isn'tlocked in a stall, do doing for
fifteen minutes? They keep it moving, They tell you what's journals, which
stalls are open. They're like welcomein, like welcoming into the bathroom.
There's somebody volunteering standing out a bathroomfor a whole day at the Masters and
just ushering people to officially and thencleaning it instantly. It's it's incredible,
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but sixteen k per minute, that'snuts. Yeah, well to buy me
something and nothing's cheap, there's right. So it probably helps big celebrity sidings
out there. Harry Styles on thecourse supporting his buddy lamp Wrecked, the
amateur Christo lamp Wrecked. That hadthe balest man in the field. Female
gaze on the Masters yesterday as HarryStyles was there, Gays g a z
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e yes, okay, now itwas confusing. Troy Aikman was there as
well. Yeah, I did notsee that. He sat down with a
golf channel. Just those fearms areso ripped. He likes to go to
the weight room. That's where he'shis best friends stationary bike. Yeah.
I wish I had his discipline toanything anything. Yeah you don't. Yeah,
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I do. That guy's commit he'solder than me and he is rip
city. Yes, he looks sogreat. That wasn't that suk Though you
can't eat anything enjoyable. I'm surehe eats. He's fine. He talks
about never having a suite. Ever, it'd be nice to have a piece
of chocolate here and there. Hehas none, and that's why I think
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he hates the money night football job. I could be wrong, all right,
So let's go to the Let's goto what happened yesterday? Mike.
Okay, you look up and it'salways weird on day one because you know,
some guys could go make a littlenoise early. Danny Willett, former
champion. The story of yesterday isabsolutely Bryson d Schambeau. It's so bizarre
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to see your best friend on topof the leaderboard at the Masters. It's
just an odd feeling. I washappy. It's great. It's fun for
uh, it's fun for all ofit. It is fun, and he's
fun to watch. He mashes theball, Yep, he hits the His
iron's weird too because he's like he'slike a small club or the club just
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looks small. Use his arms.He uses same length irons. Yeah,
he's the only dude in the fieldwho all the irons are the same length.
So yes, it looks oh they'reall I think a seven iron length.
It's so weird. Do you knowthe deal with his irons this week?
No? You want to talk aboutwhat? Nothing? Does that not
sound like it's nerd thing you wantto Okay, yes, thank you.
Let me know in sixty seconds ifyou think it's worthy. He's leading the
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Masters, Okay, I don't look. Scotty Scheffer's gonna win the Masters.
He's one back, is he?Yes, He's never had a bad day
on the golf course. Scotti Scheffer, He's the perfect golf machine. He's
one back de Chambeau, Will Falter. Yes, the shuffler could win by
five. Okay, right now,you take shuffler of the field, Seffer,
you I mean, yeah, ofcourse. And I would have said
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that the whole field. Boy,I think I might take field just me.
He is a machine. He didn'thit a bad shot. Okay.
So you know Bryson's a nut.He's always tinkering with all this stuff.
He uses same length clubs, hedoes all this stuff. So he's using
a custom set of irons. Thisis going to be if he wins,
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right, if he wins the Masters, this is going to be a controversy
because he's using the single length ironsthat are three D printed, the first
ever. No way, that's soweird. They weren't approved by the USGA
until Monday. Oh, oh,Monday of this week. He's never played
with him before. He put himin his bag Monday and is playing the
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Masters and leading the Masters four daysafter the approval of these irons by the
USGA. They're made by a companycalled a Voda. So if you at
your wood, your driver has someforgiveness in it. Right, it has
these things like screws or bolts fromthe center to the toe. Right,
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it doesn't matter. So if youhit it off the toe, it's designed
to come back and help you alittle bit. If you hit it off
the heat, it's designed to beless penal the direction. I mean,
it's just like club advancement. Ironshave never had this. He's got him
in his irons. And I watcheda couple of ball flights yesterday where he
hits it. It looks like it'sgoing straight and then it cuts it.
It reacts weirdly. I don't knowhow these are legal, but I'm telling
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you, he has something in hisirons that has never been used on a
professional golf course before. There wasapproved on Monday, and now he's hitting
everything perfectly. This is going tobe a massive controversy and then they're going
to say, oh, the groovesare illegal or something like that. I
absolutely would be no, because theyapproved it. I know, Okay,
they know what they were approving.That's fine. Well, that's not his
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problem. You know, next year, if they want to say, we
want to do over on that particularset of irons that that Bryson used last
year, we're going to go andoutlaw those this year. But it's not
gonna it's not gonna taint his victory. Right, He's not an asterisk because
they want to already, because he'slived and he's Bryson and he does weird
stuff. Anyway, Here's the quote. What happens if you hit it on
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the toe, it hooks a lot. Right, What happens if you hit
on the heel, it cuts alot. When you have bolts that offsets
that. Yeah, I did notknow that. I didn't know this till
yesterday post round. But he's usingclubs that give him some sort of advantage
that I had never heard of,that were three D printed and approved on
Monday, and now he's leading theMaster and he has been using those on
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the lift. They were approved onlive. They don't have regulations online.
That's a good question. I'm notsure, but they've never used on the
PGA Tour and a major or anythinglike that. How has he been doing
on live? He what's weird aboutlive is I never know who won the
tournament. Like I know he's overthere, and when it's on, I'll
fly by and I'll watch for aminute. But I really never even end
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up knowing who won. Yeah,I don't usually make it to the end,
but I check it out. Ididn't check it out too. I
don't hate it, I just don't. He shot a fifty eight a few
months ago. Damn, do youhave a problem that Bryson's doing this?
No, that's his friend. Idon't my friend. I don't love I
do have the picture. I didn'ttweet it out, but I have the
Are you going to think differently ifhe wins this thing and then there's some
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big uproar, I'm gonna enjoy itbecause I want chaos. I remember when
the when the game had some sanctityto it. Necond my day. Look
this is you know Mikey's dad himselfis the guy that removed the governor off
of Cash's go carts. Shaved itout. I had you know, what's
the quote if you're not cheating,you're not eating. What is it weight?
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You're off if you're a little closetrying, he's close. He also
bought helicopter oil for like military helicoptersbecause he thought that would make the go
carts go faster. But it didn't. It made us go slower. It
didn't work. I think I wouldhave been best friends with your old man
dude, just dreaming up ways toget things to haul more ass professionally.
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Tiger is a came out, hefinished thirteen, and then it got dark
because they did a delay yesterday alittle bit, so he has to finish
fourteen through eighteen and then play aroundtwo, which probably not great on his
knee, but whatever. How'd helook? Well, he came out and
bogied the first hole this morning,but he's on the par five fifteenth right
now trying to clean up ro Andhow did he looks physically like his body
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when he was walking around, Becausethat's what is gonna kill him this weekend
if if anything does, it willjust be his stamina and fitness level to
keep up with walking up and downthose damn hills. Oh be fair,
I don't think he looks that differentthan he looked physically in twenty nineteen when
he won. Yeah, no,it's still a little gimp. Yeah,
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we know. The knee's way worse. He's not noticeably gimpy. He's sort
of ginger the way he kind ofwalks, but it's not nothing like feeling
like a withdraw is on the horizon. He looks fine. He doesn't look
like Norm. No, he doesn'tlike Norm. And he's uh. He
can't hit it as far as everybodyelse, that's the big problem, I
think. But I don't think thatthat's even He's probably not the shortest hitter
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in the field. I don't think. No. And he just knows what
he's doing around here. He's craftyas hell and ray when it started,
he burned the first hole and Ialready I slapped myself on the forehead.
I'm like, it's Tiger. Aslong as he's healthy enough to get around,
he's good enough to make the cutor be close to it. Do
you think Tiger? I think theanswer to this question is yes. Do
you think Tiger can out run hisego and have enough self awareness that if
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he knows he's going to just absolutelyembarrass himself, that he won't play anymore
or is he one of those guysthat's I can do this again. I
know I can't. All right,if I work out real hard, I
can do this again. Do youthink he's at that point now? I'm
just curious what you guys are question. Well, what sucks is he's forty
eight, right, he just turnedforty eight. I mean he's not ancient
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by age, right, by mileageand surgery, well, by golf age
he is, and by sex sexpartners, he is very old. I
mean, how old was Phil whenhe won his most recent major? Years?
Oh? Was he f a coupleyears ago? That was the oldest
ever to win a major? Right? Yeah? Yeah, it feels fifty
three now, Yeah, he's fifturedfor fifty one that happened. Okay,
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what a big deal that was.That was huge. But Tiger's crafty and
he's still plenty good to belong outhere with these dudes. And who else,
maybe other than Phil, has moreexperience on this particular course in that
in that field, and that's whatthey say, with this course, you
just gotta know it, the nooksand the crannies, and he knows every
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one of them. No where toland it and he knows the state of
his body and his game, sohe's yeah, he's barring some sort of
injury. Now. I will say, if he makes a triple and makes
something else, then he might dothe clutch the back. Oh ah,
you know, God, I couldn'tmake it, yea, you know,
if it turns quick. I mean, he's gotta play twenty three holes today,
and that's not easy for him,I would imagine. Especially it's like,
however long the layoff is between himfinishing this these few holes. But
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he's on fifteen right now, wrappingup round one. He'll start round two.
He'll have a fairly early tea time. Around two, he'll have to
get back out there. I don'tknow what he'll do if they put a
heat pad on his knee or whatever. But your leader's Bryson. It's seven
under, Scottie Scheffler, it's sixhunder. And then you got a big
brigade of people just kind of hangingin there. Rory John Rohm, Justin
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Thomas, those guys who we talkabout a lot Brooks kept it are all
like alive, you know, likeit's kind of it's weird. The wins
were gusting hard yesterday no one reallythat's a big name. Absolutely killed themselves
and put them out of it yesterday. But that's possibly Matt Suama at four
over. He's got to have abig day and rebound today to make the
cut. The cut's probably gonna betwo over. But rom won over was
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a little surprising. It's a littlesurprised. Not what he wanted. But
he's not out of it. No, So they all worked at Toude to
finish up a round one. We'llkeep you updated if anything big happens.
I haven't watched Dustin Johnson play ina while. I haven't seen him.
Does he look puffier to you thanwere you used to? I didn't see
a lot of him. It looksquite married with children in these days.
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And the midriff, yeah, hishis his upper body and I don't know
if it's workout upper body or ormarshmallow upper body. He just he looks
not this felt lean, long,tall sheriff walking walking into town. Is
that what it is? Yeah,stop doing cocaine, you get some weight.
And he had a salad and don'task any more questions about my recent
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weight loss. He etin loves burgers. Now his beard's grown out. Too.
That's really thick. Jason had insanepants on too, and he's got
a nutso shirt on this morning,he's trying to get the Internet to explode
and it's working. Yeah, wellyeah, it's not exploding for his good
golf. I really just they getit together. In a world where Beyonce
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makes a country album, I doubtwhat makes the Internet explode is Jason Day's
shirt just say Internet, Break theInternet. Coming up next, we broke
the news to the world that OJSimpson had passed away at the age of
seventy six, And in the scuttlebutt, we have a bit of a
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kind of a big, all encompassingsegment, how did OJ Simpson lead to
Norm MacDonald getting fired? On NBC? Next to ninety seven one, the Free
This is a downbeat on ninety sevento one, The freak Mike cute bagels,
everything everything, Yes, I wanteverything bagel, everything bagel. Do
you get any bagel other than everythingas playing with regular cream cheese plain is
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nice? I with you on regularcream cheese. I don't need tricked up
cream cheese usually. Everything bagel isthe only answer. Where are you at?
I like them all? Yeah,I kind of too. I like
I'm toasted, yeah, to alittle crunchy on the outside. And I'm
not opposed to the flavored cream cheeses, like strawberry. That's a good one.
I don't. I don't want necessarilythe they do the like the garlic
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one, I think, yeah,I can live without that. Do you
like a chive mixed into your spread? I'm okay with that. Build your
own mind. Any locks on bagels, Oh god, yeah, of course,
like the full on, big assone. That's a meal. Twenty
dollars job on everything bagel. Iwant everything bagel, everything bagel. But
is there anything else you want onit? We're getting bagels delivered. You
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know this is gonna cost like thirtydollars for three bagels. He didn't care.
He's got crazy forgot my protein bar. He's got crazy cream cheese on
that bag Yes, add cream cheeseon that everything bagel. Do we have
a toaster here? I think wedo. I don't. No, I
think we we do have a toaster. Yeah we do, we do,
Matty said, we do. Okay, so just get a half dozen bagels?
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Right, get twenty seven bagel?A half dozen, that's six.
I don't know if they do himlike that. I'm just doing this like
a duff door dash. I'm justtrying to be here. Are a one
bagel? You want me to justrun out and grab him. I'm not
really essential to this whole operation anyway. Yeah, talking masters here, right,
you just hit playing the Norm McDonaldthing and we'll I'll just go have
a babe. I was thinking ofhimself. I was like, honestly,
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they may not like it. I'dprobably do it on my own. I
don't know what you're asking me.I would like to eat a bagel with
cream cheese. That's playing, Yeah, playing with cheesy. Why are you
trying? You get six? Ifigure that's how you get bagels livered?
Your door dashing? No, youjust get you. I'm just like,
make your own okay, and you'regonna do this on the air, but
I'm getting up from Bagel Cafe twentyone. You know, whatever you do
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is gonna be fun. It is. I'll have whatever Mikey's having. You
want to put two? Yeah?Whatever? He gets everything bagels in front
of it with regular creep. Youdon't want to build your own. Whatever
Mikey's having is great. Yeah,I'm not a picky not a picky bitch.
Kevin Everything Bagel for damn everything bagel, Danny. Would you like vegan
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cream cheese or regular cream cheese?We would like regular cream. That's fine,
Yeah, vegan, regular, Itdoesn't matter. You can just wipe
your nose on tomatoes on that.Whatever expbedites this process is what I'm all
about. Whatever gets you to theorder now button. Uh huh, okay,
I'm hitting the order now button.All right, we're getting bagels.
Mattie's sure. Good. Come on, Maddy have a bagel? Got a
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bagel on Wednesday? Okay, wellthat's she doesn't want to Bat's Yeah,
that's my girl. There we go, Yeah, that's Friday. I like
Astiago regular cream. Tree do youhave like is it like like a honey
Walnut. Now that is advanced.She's fancy. I'm not seeing that,
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honey. Anything, honey, anything, Just regular is all I have.
That's crazy. That's the only kindof cream you have with regular. It's
crazy. I don't believe you,Kevin. That's what we're gonna do.
What're you gonna do that? Anybodyelse? If you're texting in, it's
going to bagel. We got you, all right, Let's do the thing,
ready this Kevin at seven? Hell? Yeah? Now Sports Masters?
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Right, yes, sir, Okay, Rangers got one hit yesterday, but
the A's lost the series. Butif you want so, you're freaking even
harder than series to a team havingto move to Zach or No. No,
you do though. Sometimes you loseseries when you get the Braves denied.
So good luck Rangers. Watch themsweep the Braves and then you'll come
in here on Monday. Everything's great. This is gonna be a hard trivia
(04:24):
question for you, guys. Hitme so right of passage. If you
go to Augusta National Home of theMasters going on right now, tiger Woods
on the course, is you gearup because there's so much stuff there you
can only get there. They doupdated every year. It's expensive, but
it's not gouging. It's not ridiculous, but it's not like the food.
(04:46):
You know. The food is famouslyone dollar for a coffee, you know,
and the three dollars Permeter cheese whatever, which is great, one of
the best bits there. The wholeAugusta not gouging for anything is incredible.
The best part being they do fishfifty eight minutes of golf action two minutes
of commercials every hour? Is itstill fifty eight and two? At absolute
worse, it's fifty six and four. You know how much money people would
(05:11):
throw at them if they wanted todo that. I don't know how or
why it works. Maybe charge anexorbitant amount of money per spot, well
it was IBM yesterday, But thenthey get title sponsors for the whole Yeah
whatever that hour. But just thinkabout that. I mean, there's plenty
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not I guess to like throughout thehistory of the Masters. I understand,
but hat tip for that. Theycould be gouging for commercials and have Cadillac
and Rolex and everyone that's you know, standard into golf, and they don't
do it. I love the ambitionof just keeping it how they want to
do it, and you know,with CBS it's a yearly deal, like
(05:54):
CBS has done it for forty years, but every year it's like, yeah,
we've decided to re up with CBS. So CBS is like on their
heels always like right, worse thefine, Right, Yeah, we're good.
You still love me at that,Nancy guy? Yeah, be fine,
still love me. But one ofthe tricks is when if you're lucky
enough to find your hot buns onthe grounds at Augusta National, you are
going to matriculate yourself into the Iguess pro shop is what you call it.
(06:19):
It's not the official real course proshop. It is a massive building
with more masters crap in it thanyou can ever imagine. But I saw
some stats. It's that the bigone that's on the grounds, right,
Yeah, it's right between the drivingrange and the first tea yep, and
it's heaven. And the one timeI was lucky enough to go, I
went Sunday, so it was alreadythinned out a little bit, but they
(06:40):
still had a ton of stuff.I spent nine hundred dollars. Good god.
Well, because once people know you'regoing, there's some requests that come
in, so they they request somethings, and you know, it is
one hundred bucks for a nice golfshirt, which they could charge one sixty
four probably, And if you wantlike a jacket, you know, I
mean, stuff's pretty steep. Yeah, and you get all the ball markers
(07:01):
and little stuff man lanyard. Idon't know. You just start going.
You get crazy eye when you walkin there and you start asking, am
I ever going to walk onto thesegrounds or into this building ever again?
In my life? Odds are no, And it's important. It's important to
restate that you you can't just goto masters dot com and buy this stuff
and they ship it to you.You've got to be on the ground and
buy it there. That's the onlyway to get it. Now, you
(07:24):
can buy on masters dot com abig box of pimento cheese, sandwiches and
some chips, and they'll send itto you for a big Master's weak party.
I think I saw that. Actuallythat's real. Yeah, a little
bucket. There's bucket like barbecue pork. Yeah. Yeah. They send you
a whole thing napkins like if youwant to have Master's party, and the
(07:45):
actual master's napkin, yeah, whichis so stupid. I have a lapkin.
I don't need napkins, never needa napkin again, guess what better
for the environment. And it's permanent. It's permanent even if God forbids royal
Industries goes out a bitiness, whichI don't think will happen. Well,
the thing about soroy industries is they'renot beholden, you know, to the
man. They like the masters,always do what they want. Yes,
(08:09):
And the one thing you can't sayis that we weren't crystal clear that the
soroy industry's lapkin is permanent. It'son the thing. But also if you
have any issues, do not calluh oh Soroy industry. So for those
who don't know, all sales arefine. Never all sales are final.
They don't have a phone anymore.Anyway, go ahead and after you buy
(08:31):
nine hundred dollars worth of crap,you you can walk right out the door
and there is a I don't I'msure they're proud of their partner. It's
either UPS or FedEx shipping center.It is clockwork. You bring your big
box or basket or what however youget your crap, your bags, they
put in a box. They sendit right to your house. You never
(08:52):
have to carry any of this crap. It's beautiful. And then a week
later you're home and you open thisbox and it's like the ultimate Christmas because
I'm like, I was in aMaster's heyes, anyway, I don't even
know what I bought, and you'relike, oh, I got this shirt.
Yeah. The best thing I boughtwas a big rocks glass, which
I use regularly. Never broken it, never broken it. But I have
all my rock glasses and I alwayshunt for it. I'm like, that's
my one. I love it.Anyway, I am spend nine hundred dollars
(09:18):
is not that crazy. But Isaw some figures on how much the Master
Shop is expected to sell. Ohmy, how much in merchandise sales?
Do you think thet I know,this is kind of an unfair question.
You might I would not be surprised, and this may be under I wouldn't
(09:39):
be surprised if they're ringing in salesone to three million dollars a day.
Okay, I don't even over on. I just don't have a good feel
for what the attendance is for aday at the Master's. The Master Shop
is expected to do around seventy milliondollars in merchandise sales this week. Just
think this is a pop up shYeah, that's all it is. It's
(10:01):
temporary. So if you break itdown on the days that they're open,
seventeen and a half million dollars aday. Well, factor in the practice
rounds, it's ten million dollars perday. This pop up store is doing
about one million bucks an hour.Good grief, they're doing sixteen thousand dollars
(10:22):
per minute and two hundred and seventyseven dollars per second that the store is
open. Like, can you imagineany sort of a pop up store selling
retail that's doing sixteen thousand dollars perMinute's ridiculous. Now, if I remember
it, there was at least tencashiers and at everything at Augusta is so
(10:46):
efficiently done. Even when you goto the bathroom on the course, as
long as a friend of yours isn'tlocked in a stall, do doing for
fifteen minutes? They keep it moving, They tell you what's journals, which
stalls are open. They're like welcomein, like welcoming into the bathroom.
There's somebody volunteering standing out a bathroomfor a whole day at the Masters and
just ushering people to officially and thencleaning it instantly. It's it's incredible,
(11:07):
but sixteen k per minute, that'snuts. Yeah, well to buy me
something and nothing's cheap, there's right. So it probably helps big celebrity sidings
out there. Harry Styles on thecourse supporting his buddy lamp Wrecked, the
amateur Christo lamp Wrecked. That hadthe balest man in the field. Female
gaze on the Masters yesterday as HarryStyles was there, Gays g a z
(11:33):
e yes, okay, now itwas confusing. Troy Aikman was there as
well. Yeah, I did notsee that. He sat down with a
golf channel. Just those fearms areso ripped. He likes to go to
the weight room. That's where he'shis best friends stationary bike. Yeah.
I wish I had his discipline toanything anything. Yeah you don't. Yeah,
(11:56):
I do. That guy's commit he'solder than me and he is rip
city. Yes, he looks sogreat. That wasn't that suk Though you
can't eat anything enjoyable. I'm surehe eats. He's fine. He talks
about never having a suite. Ever, it'd be nice to have a piece
of chocolate here and there. Hehas none, and that's why I think
(12:18):
he hates the money night football job. I could be wrong, all right,
So let's go to the Let's goto what happened yesterday? Mike.
Okay, you look up and it'salways weird on day one because you know,
some guys could go make a littlenoise early. Danny Willett, former
champion. The story of yesterday isabsolutely Bryson d Schambeau. It's so bizarre
(12:41):
to see your best friend on topof the leaderboard at the Masters. It's
just an odd feeling. I washappy. It's great. It's fun for
uh, it's fun for all ofit. It is fun, and he's
fun to watch. He mashes theball, Yep, he hits the His
iron's weird too because he's like he'slike a small club or the club just
(13:05):
looks small. Use his arms.He uses same length irons. Yeah,
he's the only dude in the fieldwho all the irons are the same length.
So yes, it looks oh they'reall I think a seven iron length.
It's so weird. Do you knowthe deal with his irons this week?
No? You want to talk aboutwhat? Nothing? Does that not
sound like it's nerd thing you wantto Okay, yes, thank you.
Let me know in sixty seconds ifyou think it's worthy. He's leading the
(13:28):
Masters, Okay, I don't look. Scotty Scheffer's gonna win the Masters.
He's one back, is he?Yes, He's never had a bad day
on the golf course. Scotti Scheffer, He's the perfect golf machine. He's
one back de Chambeau, Will Falter. Yes, the shuffler could win by
five. Okay, right now,you take shuffler of the field, Seffer,
you I mean, yeah, ofcourse. And I would have said
(13:48):
that the whole field. Boy,I think I might take field just me.
He is a machine. He didn'thit a bad shot. Okay.
So you know Bryson's a nut.He's always tinkering with all this stuff.
He uses same length clubs, hedoes all this stuff. So he's using
a custom set of irons. Thisis going to be if he wins,
(14:09):
right, if he wins the Masters, this is going to be a controversy
because he's using the single length ironsthat are three D printed, the first
ever. No way, that's soweird. They weren't approved by the USGA
until Monday. Oh, oh,Monday of this week. He's never played
with him before. He put himin his bag Monday and is playing the
(14:33):
Masters and leading the Masters four daysafter the approval of these irons by the
USGA. They're made by a companycalled a Voda. So if you at
your wood, your driver has someforgiveness in it. Right, it has
these things like screws or bolts fromthe center to the toe. Right,
(14:54):
it doesn't matter. So if youhit it off the toe, it's designed
to come back and help you alittle bit. If you hit it off
the heat, it's designed to beless penal the direction. I mean,
it's just like club advancement. Ironshave never had this. He's got him
in his irons. And I watcheda couple of ball flights yesterday where he
hits it. It looks like it'sgoing straight and then it cuts it.
It reacts weirdly. I don't knowhow these are legal, but I'm telling
(15:16):
you, he has something in hisirons that has never been used on a
professional golf course before. There wasapproved on Monday, and now he's hitting
everything perfectly. This is going tobe a massive controversy and then they're going
to say, oh, the groovesare illegal or something like that. I
absolutely would be no, because theyapproved it. I know, Okay,
they know what they were approving.That's fine. Well, that's not his
(15:37):
problem. You know, next year, if they want to say, we
want to do over on that particularset of irons that that Bryson used last
year, we're going to go andoutlaw those this year. But it's not
gonna it's not gonna taint his victory. Right, He's not an asterisk because
they want to already, because he'slived and he's Bryson and he does weird
stuff. Anyway, Here's the quote. What happens if you hit it on
(15:58):
the toe, it hooks a lot. Right, What happens if you hit
on the heel, it cuts alot. When you have bolts that offsets
that. Yeah, I did notknow that. I didn't know this till
yesterday post round. But he's usingclubs that give him some sort of advantage
that I had never heard of,that were three D printed and approved on
Monday, and now he's leading theMaster and he has been using those on
(16:23):
the lift. They were approved onlive. They don't have regulations online.
That's a good question. I'm notsure, but they've never used on the
PGA Tour and a major or anythinglike that. How has he been doing
on live? He what's weird aboutlive is I never know who won the
tournament. Like I know he's overthere, and when it's on, I'll
fly by and I'll watch for aminute. But I really never even end
(16:44):
up knowing who won. Yeah,I don't usually make it to the end,
but I check it out. Ididn't check it out too. I
don't hate it, I just don't. He shot a fifty eight a few
months ago. Damn, do youhave a problem that Bryson's doing this?
No, that's his friend. Idon't my friend. I don't love I
do have the picture. I didn'ttweet it out, but I have the
Are you going to think differently ifhe wins this thing and then there's some
(17:07):
big uproar, I'm gonna enjoy itbecause I want chaos. I remember when
the when the game had some sanctityto it. Necond my day. Look
this is you know Mikey's dad himselfis the guy that removed the governor off
of Cash's go carts. Shaved itout. I had you know, what's
the quote if you're not cheating,you're not eating. What is it weight?
(17:29):
You're off if you're a little closetrying, he's close. He also
bought helicopter oil for like military helicoptersbecause he thought that would make the go
carts go faster. But it didn't. It made us go slower. It
didn't work. I think I wouldhave been best friends with your old man
dude, just dreaming up ways toget things to haul more ass professionally.
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Tiger is a came out, hefinished thirteen, and then it got dark
because they did a delay yesterday alittle bit, so he has to finish
fourteen through eighteen and then play aroundtwo, which probably not great on his
knee, but whatever. How'd helook? Well, he came out and
bogied the first hole this morning,but he's on the par five fifteenth right
now trying to clean up ro Andhow did he looks physically like his body
(18:12):
when he was walking around, Becausethat's what is gonna kill him this weekend
if if anything does, it willjust be his stamina and fitness level to
keep up with walking up and downthose damn hills. Oh be fair,
I don't think he looks that differentthan he looked physically in twenty nineteen when
he won. Yeah, no,it's still a little gimp. Yeah,
(18:33):
we know. The knee's way worse. He's not noticeably gimpy. He's sort
of ginger the way he kind ofwalks, but it's not nothing like feeling
like a withdraw is on the horizon. He looks fine. He doesn't look
like Norm. No, he doesn'tlike Norm. And he's uh. He
can't hit it as far as everybodyelse, that's the big problem, I
think. But I don't think thatthat's even He's probably not the shortest hitter
(18:56):
in the field. I don't think. No. And he just knows what
he's doing around here. He's craftyas hell and ray when it started,
he burned the first hole and Ialready I slapped myself on the forehead.
I'm like, it's Tiger. Aslong as he's healthy enough to get around,
he's good enough to make the cutor be close to it. Do
you think Tiger? I think theanswer to this question is yes. Do
you think Tiger can out run hisego and have enough self awareness that if
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he knows he's going to just absolutelyembarrass himself, that he won't play anymore
or is he one of those guysthat's I can do this again. I
know I can't. All right,if I work out real hard, I
can do this again. Do youthink he's at that point now? I'm
just curious what you guys are question. Well, what sucks is he's forty
eight, right, he just turnedforty eight. I mean he's not ancient
(19:44):
by age, right, by mileageand surgery, well, by golf age
he is, and by sex sexpartners, he is very old. I
mean, how old was Phil whenhe won his most recent major? Years?
Oh? Was he f a coupleyears ago? That was the oldest
ever to win a major? Right? Yeah? Yeah, it feels fifty
three now, Yeah, he's fifturedfor fifty one that happened. Okay,
(20:08):
what a big deal that was.That was huge. But Tiger's crafty and
he's still plenty good to belong outhere with these dudes. And who else,
maybe other than Phil, has moreexperience on this particular course in that
in that field, and that's whatthey say, with this course, you
just gotta know it, the nooksand the crannies, and he knows every
(20:29):
one of them. No where toland it and he knows the state of
his body and his game, sohe's yeah, he's barring some sort of
injury. Now. I will say, if he makes a triple and makes
something else, then he might dothe clutch the back. Oh ah,
you know, God, I couldn'tmake it, yea, you know,
if it turns quick. I mean, he's gotta play twenty three holes today,
and that's not easy for him,I would imagine. Especially it's like,
however long the layoff is between himfinishing this these few holes. But
(20:53):
he's on fifteen right now, wrappingup round one. He'll start round two.
He'll have a fairly early tea time. Around two, he'll have to
get back out there. I don'tknow what he'll do if they put a
heat pad on his knee or whatever. But your leader's Bryson. It's seven
under, Scottie Scheffler, it's sixhunder. And then you got a big
brigade of people just kind of hangingin there. Rory John Rohm, Justin
(21:15):
Thomas, those guys who we talkabout a lot Brooks kept it are all
like alive, you know, likeit's kind of it's weird. The wins
were gusting hard yesterday no one reallythat's a big name. Absolutely killed themselves
and put them out of it yesterday. But that's possibly Matt Suama at four
over. He's got to have abig day and rebound today to make the
cut. The cut's probably gonna betwo over. But rom won over was
(21:37):
a little surprising. It's a littlesurprised. Not what he wanted. But
he's not out of it. No, So they all worked at Toude to
finish up a round one. We'llkeep you updated if anything big happens.
I haven't watched Dustin Johnson play ina while. I haven't seen him.
Does he look puffier to you thanwere you used to? I didn't see
a lot of him. It looksquite married with children in these days.
(22:00):
And the midriff, yeah, hishis his upper body and I don't know
if it's workout upper body or ormarshmallow upper body. He just he looks
not this felt lean, long,tall sheriff walking walking into town. Is
that what it is? Yeah,stop doing cocaine, you get some weight.
And he had a salad and don'task any more questions about my recent
(22:25):
weight loss. He etin loves burgers. Now his beard's grown out. Too.
That's really thick. Jason had insanepants on too, and he's got
a nutso shirt on this morning,he's trying to get the Internet to explode
and it's working. Yeah, wellyeah, it's not exploding for his good
golf. I really just they getit together. In a world where Beyonce
(22:48):
makes a country album, I doubtwhat makes the Internet explode is Jason Day's
shirt just say Internet, Break theInternet. Coming up next, we broke
the news to the world that OJSimpson had passed away at the age of
seventy six, And in the scuttlebutt, we have a bit of a
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kind of a big, all encompassingsegment, how did OJ Simpson lead to
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