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KT's hometown gets some love on the Mavs broadcast, and Boban is a man of the people. Plus, much more! 

Episode Transcript

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This is the downbeat on ninety sevenone the Freak. That's right, we
start at six am. Mike's Airoy, Danny Bayless, I'm Kevin Tournament.
We got Maddie in for JJ.Hey, Mike, come he hand you
the guitar real quick. Okay,we're giving away some concert tickets. Hold
on, you got it right?Yeah? What do you want to have

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a pick? Well, I'd likefor you to play a little song from
the concert that we're gonna give away. Oh no, Kevin's got the guitar.
This guy hand me here. Finalyou do not see that Mike's has
the guitar. All right, Well, hand it to Mike and let him
play it. That's my whole point. Yes, I did, he did.
What do you want to hear?So Dicky's Arena Mike on August nineteenth.

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You can go see Yes and theband that did this song. Say,
Mike, you gotta learn how toplay it. I don't know how
to play it. You keep askingme to do it. Pull up the
link that I just sent you thetabs All right, I got it.
Now he's got it. See,I mean you know what it is.

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D D. It's not bad.I'm really glad you never took lessons.
At least you can id the song. I'm really glad we're in a band
together. Yeah, And when youand Skin talk, you make it feel
like I'm not in the band,and I notice it every time. Do
you know? On on its average, the Atlantic Ocean is thousand, nine

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and thirty two feet that ends today. And if you stack up the average
length of a tiger shark, that'sfifteen feet. You can fit them head
to toe, about six hundred andeighty three tiger sharks from the bottom of
the ocean to the top. That'sactually interesting. I mean, no matter
where are you going there? Oneof them? That thing you hit one
hard to measure six hundred and eightythree of them. Deep Purple and Yes

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August nineteenth at dickeys are in aColor five. You get a pair of
those two one four eight one sevenseven eight seven one nine seven one.
Live Nation dot com is where youcan get those tickets. Deep Purple and
Yes August nineteenth and Dickey's Areada andfull ear. It'll be a fun show.
It will be be there. Colorfive is gonna go all right,
Color five right now on five,right now, While Maddie I know you're

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taking that call. If you couldhit our intro for this segment, that
would be wonderful. Yeah, Port, that's all right. I think it's
a person that can play a littlebit like he was reading music without every

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We didn't teach him. It's tabs. I can't really do music. Yeah,
support report can't get a lot.We did a little uh happening.
We did a little math stuff earlier. I mean we did a little masters
stuff earlier. This happened on theMAVs broadcast on Friday night, and this

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is Mark Followell, Jeff Skinway,and Derek Harper full context here. I'm
from the small town of Alney,Texas, which has about three thousand people,
and there's a big discussion on theBen and skin show about who's gonna
get their sign up. First,they had the mayor of Olney on.
They had the mayor of Crandall on. The mayor of Crandalls kind of thought
he was kind of passing the buckto try to get a Christina Ray sign

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up at the city limits. SignThe mayor of Olney was like, let's
do this now. Granted he's afriend of mine who went to high school
with but He's like, let's doit. So I told after this happened
on Friday night on the MAVs broadcast, I told Ben and Skin I was
like, y'all need to get themayor of Crandell back on and get the
full court press on because this mighthave sent it over over the top.

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I sent this to all my onlycronies. They have a big meeting about
this at the city council board andthey're probably gonna vote yes on a Cavio
sign. Maddy Krankman audio. Pleaseanybody else you like I do? I
do like that. I do ashout out. Thinking is because you brought

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it. You brought up Wich TopFalls. You know what that means?
Yeah, I can family watch it. That means the good people of oy
that watch which Top Falls that's thehome of the one armed gup hunt.
Those people are watching maps basketball.I thought you were just gonna say,
as O Max Christmas, but Powelldigs out of rebound is out of bounds
in a foul. I thought youwere just gonna say that it is the
home of your co worker at theradio. Home of the Mavericks ninety seven

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won the Breeze. Kevin turn hetook about kat font tweets. Yeah,
he's the pride of Olney, alsothe home of the great Cherry Vision.
Yeah, it's a great community outthere. Man, who's six forty going
this game and they're gonna watch it, They're gonna enjoy it. They're only
courtesy of which top falls you know, drive Yampark Harper been to said on

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me, y'all pronounce it one right, one Olney not Olney. No,
it's all me. Yeah, thespelling always two people if it's only ane,
Look at you. You got ashout it on TV. Well,
that happens often everywhere, dude,Yeah, everywhere fall audio. So surely
my hard drives under under repair.But uh huh, I mean so many

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times multiples really, but you countthem. Do you think they're really going
to have an only meeting on ifthey should put a sign and says home
of Kevin Turner under the only signs. So it's cool about this. I
sent this to to a few people, right, I said, my mom,
you know all that stuff, mydad, But uh, I sent
it to my buddy, the mayor. My buddy, yeah, who was

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on the Bend and Skin Show acouple of months ago. Two segments After
the Crandle mayor, he said,love it. Some of my friends in
Dallas sent this to me as well. I'm talking with Kyle today. Kyle's
my little brother. He said,we're gonna get our KT signed up and
on me. I said, that'sreally a waste of time. He said,
no, sir, we need toget something going and then get back
to Ben and Skin so we canarrange that. So they're working on it

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now. The Crandle mayor was highand that was very interesting to me.
Now, the Crandle mayor took thatinterview with Ben and Skin about a Christina
Ray sign at the city limits andsaid, well, we'll talk to some
people. He instead of saying wewill do it, the mayor said,
let's do it respectfully. I'm notsure that your lifetime accomplishments are worthy of

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a sign fair as people enter thesmall town that you were from, you
know, I think that's once actuallyconsidered deeply as something that should be brushed
aside and ignored. The thing isis, when you enter a small town
and you see a sign that sayshome of you want the name that follows
to be a name that the peopledriving in your town go, oh my

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god, I have no idea.Not the response to be huh. And
then I mean, if I evengoogle Kevin Turner does, does anything happen?
I'm surely you do. You doa lot of us probably do it
every day. The screen goes blank. Football full back is the first Kevin
Turner eight seasons for the Patriots.Yeah, Eagles too, And people are

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gonna think that's who it is theyare, and maybe that's what I haven't
created something like the one mind.Yeah, but the one arm dove Hunt
and only was created by was cocreated by my great uncle uncle Jack,
who had one arm. Well heshould sign then, yeah, we signed
to his his wife Skeat, myaunt skeet, an aunt named Skeat.

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That's funny, Carolyn Anita, butshe ain't Skeat. Yeah, aunt Skeating
one arm Jack. Now that whenyou enter only, it does say home
of the one arm dove Hunt.Is it a little fine underneath the only
part is on the main only part. It's underneath it like dangling, like
hanging like two hooks. No,no, it's like it's staple to the

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staple. Was it created by likesomebody in shop class? Probably? Yes?
Yeah, Now let's get the Sarasotamayor on huh noo. City doesn't
have a mayor, otherwise we'd getthat sign up. Our city hall is
a dairy queen. Yeah, what'syour hometown? Mike? Technically I don't
know. You don't know what yourhometown is? Well, what does that

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mean? That sounds INSANEA I movedto Sarasota in seventh grade. Where were
you prior Miami? Were you bornin Miami? I was? You're a
Miami man? Yeah, I wouldsay it's my hometown first twelve years.
Yeah, that's your town Triami.Yeah, okay, maybe they'll put put
a home of Mike Siroy under theWelcome to Miami sign they get the Miami

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mayor on se that's tough. Iwas thinking about the other people in the
station, like Jeff is Allen.That's gonna be tough at Kavanaugh. Julie,
I'm not sure on Yeah, butI'm not sure what her specific hometown
is because she might be outside ofAustin. Maybe that can happen. Well,
guys like you and me a muchbetter chance. Yeah, pulling something

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like this off. Yeah, we'reit's potential for guys like us to where
one of our best friends growing upis now the mayor. I think even
yeah, we need to be evenlike probably ten to fifteen times more famous
to even get that to happen.If our new album hits, maybe you
could get the Maybe they could doit. If you want a Grammy with

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guitar playing like I heard at thebeginning of this segment, how could it
not. We could put a deeppurple cover on this album. Yeah one,
a song that everybody knows, asong that permeated guitar centers throughout the
seventies and eighties. If you wanta Grammy, I bet they would put
you on. Yeah, that's worthy. Grammy Award winning musician Dan. Yeah,
a Grammy. That's all I'm asking. I don't even want the trophy.

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I just want my name on thesign Coke on water. Okay,
okay, all right. You shouldn'tbe making water jokes, Kevin, not
today, no care if there's anyday to respect the water. I'm just
glad you got to see your finalMasters. Yeah with the big one was
your guy? More on that inthe second game one of the Math series

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will be Sunday against the Clippers.We don't know the time yet. That's
here on ninety seven one the freak. That's Sunday for game one. Last
night it was Clippers and it wasRockets, and Bobon is at the free
throw line. Boban has missed thefirst free throw. And if you missed
two free throws at the Clippers game, then everyone gets free chicken. So
Bobon looks up to the crowd andthis happens. Fans are getting excited here

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there might potentially be some freak shouldget on the board if he misses the
second free throw, ma free schooperon the board. Oh the pointing season.
Hold on playing with the crowd,say you want chicken, here's your
chump chicken. He's a matter ofthe preopaw, he's a man of the
previous, perfectly did he gave outfree chicken? And he gave him free

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chicken? Bizarre? How good isthat? So he played their first season
or two, but he absolutely isgoing in the line and pointing at the
crowd, pointing to himself, mouthtyou, I got you. You want
chicken, I got your chicken,and he clangs at front side, rim
yeah so good, and then holdslike the number one up and the crowd's

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going nuts. It's like an eightpoint game. It's kind of close to
the game matter for either team.That's the beauty of the last game of
the year. That kind of thingcould happen. Well, Bubon's even in
the game. I mean boomone woulddo that in game twenty four though,
I think, like you want chicken, do that in a game seven of
the finals. Yeah, I thinkthat's a great play. Again, he's

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a man of the people. Guyspsyched for chicken. Fans are getting excited
here. There might potentially be somefree chicken on the board if he's just
the same thrown on the board.Oh, the pointing team thing on with
the crowd, say you want chicken, here's your Chob gave a chicken.
He's a matter of the people.He's a man of the prebol because did

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not perfect it. Did he camehome freak chicken I did. I don't
believe he did it? So good, so good, that's brilliant. Buddy
Adams sent this to me. It'sgonna be a ig quality. Here is
what wasn't able to rip it offthe actual feed, But this is the

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Andy's frozen custard four hundred that youcould hear on our sister station ninety two
five the NASCAR race yesterday in Texas. They got about thirty eight laps left
and this happened. This is MikeJoy, the Fox play by play broadcaster.
All right, so commerce here,did you pick my favorite line for
Days of Under? You can't pitnow, Cole. We're eating ice cream?

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Yeah, boy are we becaues Andy'sfrozen custard? Good lord outstanding.
You just can't escape it, can'tyou get all those you everywhere like a
like a kid's sister eating ice cream. And he didn't have the balls to
even go for the accent because heknows that around here someone's got that on
the line. Whoever was up inthe booth that he wasn't going to react.

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Well, my favorite line the bestline. I mean, all he
just said is someone's gonna gonna haveto pit here. And he thought about
it. Now that Andy's frozen custardtie in pretty good. He has ever
been to Andy's Frozen Custard? No, I don't do custard. I feel
like that's egg base. Well theyhave they have ice cream to everything everything.
It's actually a really overwhelming menu.Coal Okay, Neil Shipley is a

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man who was the amateur, reallythe only amateur that made the cut,
so he was by default your amateurwinner at the Masters. But to get
the amateur and the runner up,they get the play. Yeah, that's
first. He was the two amateursyet playing the Master's he makes the finals.
Yeah, so he lost. Heis a kid with long hair and

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he is heavy set a little bit, and he got paired up with Tiger
on round four because they were bothkind of down there on the leaderboard.
And he gets asked in his postgamepress conference post round press conference, did
Tiger hand you a note? Youknow? I saw on one fair away,
on a fair away he wrote somethingand handed you a note. What

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what was that about? Did heNo, he didn't. I thought he
wrote something and handed you, handedyou a piece of paper. No,
no, that that didn't happen.Okay, okay. He nervously looks off
to the side. What was heWho was he looking at before he answered
the question? I'm assuming his teamor his Oh and he had white eye

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well, and he asked the question, and he like looked like he he
goes like no, he did,like he was deferring to like a spokesman
or a lawyer or something. Somecomments on it. That's very odd.
He had crazy side in Butler's cabintoo. Yeah, answered his question.
He looked like he was a hostage. But what note or what what Tiger

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right now? And give him phonenumber? Phone number? Autographed? Something
that wouldn't be kosher, like anautograph. You don't take autographs from fellow
players, you know, but asa piece of paper, it looks like
or the guy said, yeah,I guess it could have been his phone
number. I think it could havebeen a phone number, and like,
you know, a don't don't givethis to any one kid that type of

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thing. Yeah, but and they'rea better way to answer that question than
just a flat out denial, justsay oh, that's between he and I
didn't that's that, just saying itdidn't happen. You think Tiger has a
separate phone just for nerds he's hadto play golf with and give his number
two? What a change that thatis from the separate phone he likely had
fifteen years ago. He's got anotherone for that, I bet so.
They tell you, if you're gonnaget big, keep your circle time because

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that gets out of control. Realfast. Trust me, I've been.
I've been. I've been making cutsto my inner circles. Your circle's pretty
tight, you say it is.Yeah, you can't let any leaks get
out. You have an inner circle. I've got an inner circle inside the
inner circle. Huh, it's moreof a dartboard a bull's eye. Interesting,

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So it was interesting that kid,Oh Neil Ship. I'm pulling for
that kid though. It's kind offunny. He did a big story with
golf dot Com at a waffle house. He's tearing up breakfast food and doing
interview. Seems kind of smart.He made my list of Dingu's Masters observations.
Oh yeah, yeah, got acouple more. Well, it texted
you a few of these. Thefirst one was the amateur looks like someone

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from Trailer Park Boys. I don'tknow if you guys have ever seen that
pictures, but you get it.Yeah, yeah, I thought Scottie looked
like much less of a boob witha beard. Yeah, although every time
I saw him I thought it wasJohn Rahm because they both have the exact
same perfectly cut, across manicured topbeard to keep it from growing into their

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cheekbones or what should be cheekbones onguys with heads like that. Their heads
are the shape of like footballs.Yeah, they have giant football Gott's got
sad eyes. You yell, alittle droop face. You know. It's
nothing he can help, It's justthe way he is. So the beard
treats him. Well, the beardtreats him. I think it's a good
look. Yeah. He also hasthat little like cut under his left eye,

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or a little red thing that's alwaysthere. I don't know what that
is. When I thought it wasfunny when they showed this close up of
Tiger getting escorted to I guess hisnext tee boxing was when he was going
to eighteen and they had two guysflanking him, and I guess they were
security. They looked like they dressedup Joe Biden in a police uniform all

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these god yeah, like these oldguys. That made Tiger look spry and
young and healthy. But I'm thinking, what are they gonna do? You're
You're You're augusted. They had badjust been there for fifty years to give
it up. What do you thinkthe security team is like there because they

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have to be ready to rock.Yeah, and I probably have how many
of the planes plane closed people orhave an earpiece in or something, whether
to watch for even the minor infractionslike no running. You know, they
have teams of people picking up everywrapper and litter, like there's just a
lot that goes on there. ButI wonder how many security they have just
kind of mixed into the patrons.I've had a ton kind of like air

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marshals. Yeah, kind of whichyou make sure you make friends with yours
tomorrow. Yeah, hope you're gonnaneed that people there. I'm definitely I've
thought about that. I'm be like, I keep track of him because when
that thing goes in the drink,you're gonna need his his nine millimeter to
fend off the shark attack, toshoot the jellyfish. I think I'm gonna
loudly just create anxiety for everyone backon. These bolter are tightened. Check

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these here. Good thing. Thisisn't an Alaska Airlines, am I right?
You guys can answer this question hopefully. But I didn't know this was
a thing, or maybe it's nota thing. But Kyle Lowry got an
eagle and Shane Shane Lowry, who'sKyle Lowry? Okay, Shane Lowry got

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an eagle and Jim Nantz made thecrazy announcement and for making that eagle,
Shane Lowry is going to receive acrystal trinket. I like that. You
text Crystal and we said, that'sdefinitely the name of a porn star.
Yeah, I go, it's crystaltrinkett. Sounds like the name on a
poster outside of a Jack ruby Onightclub on Wednesday. Crystal trinket, Crystal

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trinket? What is that? Whatis this trinket? Those people I've heard
that you get the crystal for makingan eagle a trinket. Yeah, for
making an eagle. Great neat fromthe fairway, No if he on that
course, making an eagle happens allthe time. Yeah, it is weird

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calling a crystal trinket. Here yougo, Master's twenty four crystal trinkets.
Here's what if you get to makean eagle or a hole in one at
Augusta. Oh no, it is. Oh god, it's a little shot
glass crystal trup. Oh my god, that's way more spare than I thought.
That's terrible. I mean, it'sbetter than nothing that's worthy of calling

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it a trinket, though. Andthen you get a slightly bigger one.
If you get a hold on oneMaster's hole in one, I do have
a crystal trisket. What is ScottyScheffler going to do with a Master's shot
glass? He's gonna put his prayersin it. He's gotta put ice in
it for his pregnant wife. Andlastly, this wasn't my observation, but
it was a question asked by mythree year old. He was watching the

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Masters with me and he looked atme and he asked me if they were
playing golf at the arboretum. That'sa fair question. And the fact that
he knows an arboretum is at thatage is incredible, and he goes at
least once a week. It's stillan arboretum is a big word for a
three year old. He's been sayingit since he was one and a half.
He loves arboretum. That's a greatplace to take your kids. It's
so fun. You just let himrun wild ass. They get tired and

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sweaty. The threat of snakes,I mean because they you know, they
take care of it. Yeah,yeah, they're on the lookout for all
all sorts of snake. Snake lifeis you should be because I've heard that
there is such a thing as seasnakes. Mikey okay. I think there's
snakes, over a billion sea snakesin the Atlantic. Some bits have run
their course. You wait nothing tomorrow, not this one. You wait till

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tomorrow. We have a full giftbag for you. You like to call
it a survival kit. I'm gettingto fill a bit of soreness in the
back of my throat. COVID perhaps, Oh is it covid. Just spargle
some seawater, you'll be fine.How CBS absolutely screwed one of our local

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broadcasting legends on his last Master's roundon ninety seven, won the Freak