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You're listening to the downbeat on ninetyseven one free please watching for a few
seconds. Poker Valleys, and Ijust remember that phenomenon back about twenty five
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years ago. Yeah, you werea big anne. Was it Chris Moneymaker?
Was he the first like online worldseries winner? Is that how he
kind of came to Yeah, Ithink I sit at the big daddy table.
Yeah. He wanted an online tournamentto get into it basically. Yeah,
Yeah, he was like the first, and he kind of started the
whole The whole wave of online playersgot me playing, and it was hot
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and fun until they froze all theaccounts on Black Monday. So many people
lost a lot of money. Thankyou. I think I only had about
ten dollars in the account. Yeah. Yeah, but I used to play
a lot like it's live poker inthis weecount are you yah? Of course
you are. I'll get down onit. We used to play like all
long poker nights and yeah on aweeknight when I had to work the next
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day. The back when I wasworking the ticket, Yeah, that'd be
a work at like one thirty ortwo every day, and they were like
Monday or Tuesday nights. We wouldplay all night at the Old I won't
even say the name of the club. You could probably figure it out,
but they would let us hang outafter hours and use the pool table as
a card table. Yeah yeah,smoking SIGs and playing poker. Yes,
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doing lots of illegal things. Andthen you walk out open the back door
and you realize that the sun's out. Well that's maneuver. Huh, it's
a bad feeling. I don't thinkI'll do any of that anymore. I
don't think your body would let youwith your almost with your your recent schedule
right, not interested anyway. I'mgoing to Vegas this weekend. We're gonna
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both be off. All three ofus are gonna be off on Friday and
Monday. We'll have pugs and friendsin here, but it's me and Danny
here today. No Kevin and Dannyand I'll be back tomorrow as well,
and uh, it'll be fun.We got all the normal stuff here,
I know. We got talkbacks comingup. JJ's can pile a few of
those. We appreciate you calling,in, texting, in whatever, And
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if you want to leave a talkback, you can do it with the
iHeartRadio app. Little Mike in thebottom right hand corner. Got birthdays for
you in just a second. Butyou got a little game, you know,
Kevin's mini game. You want todo bandle? Why not? Let's
do it first? Okay, youpot me up, sweet JJ. And
this is the the music version ofwordle, which you play a portion of
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a song and it starts with drums. They had the bass, the guitar
of the synth, and we findout if we can guess the name of
the tune. I think that's howthis works, right, indeed, right,
let's go. Let's start with drumshere. Let's see. I ain't
it doesn't say I don't know howto see, I don't know whatever.
Just see what happens. Twenty seventeen, my bad, oh day, David,
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Mike Nidia twenty seventeen. Pass.Okay, that's drums and bass.
We're gonna skip that. Let's addguitar. I'm not gonna have any chance
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at you. Dob seventeen. Okay, I think I got it, You
got it, give me an answer. I think it's a Bieber song.
Oh justin Bieber. Love yourself?Maybe no, let's not love yourself and
stop the feeling. Uh not.Let let's let's just guess and see what
it says. It says. No, all right, let's add some synthesizer
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and see what happens that way youmoved. I don't know the name of
the song giving us much healthier?Is it? All right? Here comes
I guess a vocal clue and herewe go deposito. So that does beaver
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count louise that? Yep, wegot it. Louis Fonsi Sposito two five
four area code had it a minuteago. Well done. You're the uh,
you're the star of the day andwe are the official station of the
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Latino Yeah. No, damn dacialshow. At least I don't know about
the other shows. I got birthdaysin one animals birthdays today April seventeenth.
Do you know what? Somebody listening? It is your birthday and I'd like
to lead with you. I don'tknow that feels good? Right? Happy
birthday? Happy birthday. You youshare a birthday with Jennifer Garner, who's
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fifty two today. Wow, ownerof Once upon a Farm. Does she
even do and she gets cash back? Yes? Does she do anything other
than does she only star in Capitalone commercials? Does she do anything that's
a good question, what does shedo? Alias own her and Ben have
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have baby's together. Babby's probably takingcare of the kids. She was born
in Houston. By the way,she's cool. Know that she's cool.
Victoria Beckham is fifty years old.Which one is she is? She baby's
posh? Oh posh? Yeah,it makes David's why fifty fifty years old
today? Boomer Sison are contemporary inradio, sixty three years old today and
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most importantly, sixty years old today, sing singer Maynard James Keenan of Pussyfer
in tool Ah, I'm a pussyferguy. No, you're not sixty years
old today. Name one puss persong. Time you don't have time?
Time is valuable? Is that iton birthdays? I have one more?
Sean Bean is sixty five. SeanBean. I know that he's an actor,
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right, yeah, British actor.Yeah, probably is Sean of the
Dead. No, no, whois it? Sean Bean was Ned Stark
in Game of That That's right,that's right. And Game of Thrones premiered
on this date in twenty eleven.April seventeenth, twenty eleven. Damn do
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you remember it? Before it cameout, I'd never heard of it as
far as the books by George Martinnever heard. No, I had no
idea. That was the thing.It started gaining traction. I still had
no idea. And I remember oneday I just clicked on HBO in the
middle of an episode and it wasprobably episode four or five, and it
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was when cal Drogo was pouring theliquid gold onto Calisi's brother. Yeah,
Danaris's brother who was supposed to bethe king. He said, crowd for
a king, important Multen. Thatwas one of my happier moments in that
series. That's the moment. That'sthe first thing I saw, and I'm
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like, oh, as start Andthen I watch that episode over and then
I started from the beginning and squarelyonboard. Ever since, I never heard
of the books. But once theannouncement was made about this series and once
HBO debuted it, I heard froma lot of people that had read the
books that I had no idea thatthey were fans. I was like,
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oh, my god, they're makingsomething out of Game of Thrones or whatever
it's called The Fiery Winds of Earthand Saturday or something, Yeah, something
like that. What did I say? But yeah, people that they were
kind of like they liked these novels, but closetly because I think it was
probably a small group of people thatwere into that type of thing. But
when HBO actualized it and realized itinto a legitimate series and people came out
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of the woodwork and just loved talkingabout those books. They're not staying true
to the books, Well shut upand let me watch my damn show.
I like it. It was soit was not doing the books. So
good, so good, And Iknow they're still wigging out about the next
book not coming out. Huh.People are freaking about that. But fun
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to watch fun times, fun,fun communal television back in the day before
we get to talkbacks. I've gota residual from Dingo's Morning News if you
don't mind, and it's a littlebit of fun audio as well. So
I didn't know about this, andapparently neither did anybody else. But in
twenty ten, just I think abouttwo years after Sopranos ended and kind of
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left the ending the final scene ofthe final episode open to interpretation of what
the ultimate fate of Tony Soprano was. In twenty ten, James Gandolfini reprised
the character of Tony soprano with EdieFalco as Carmela in a recruit video to
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help get Lebron James to the Nicks. Did you know this? Okay,
this has apparently been something that noone has ever seen, And fourteen years
later, this thing comes out andit was a podcast, the latest episode
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of a There's a reporter named PabloTorre and he does a podcast called finds
Out and it's basically what we do. It's just a bunch of knuckleheads sitting
around microphones talking about sports and stuff. Well, they start talking about this
thing and he's like, well,I've got the video and it's unearthed footage
of this video made by Gandalfini andFalco to help woo Lebron James from Cleveland
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to the Knicks, where he ultimatelyand obviously famously ended up in Miami.
Well, I've got the video andI wanted to play the audio if you
have any interest in hearing this,it's kind of cool. I'll set the
scene. It's Carmelo soprano in thekitchen. It's Tony with a full beard,
sitting at a table reading a newspaperand apparently they're in witness protection.
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The witness Protection Program, and theaudio goes something like this, real quick,
you're gonna hear some laughter in thebackground. That's the laughter of the
podcasters that are reviewing this live forthe first time. And I'll start it
one more time. Sorry about that, Tony. I'm so glad we moved
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to New York. Life is somuch better now. Protection Program. He's
got to find a place for yourfriend Lebron to live. What's he likes?
A mod of guy, what herespects tradition. Here's something classy on
the East Side. Was it bigenough? It's gonna be entertaining a lot
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of people in New York. It'svery expensive. Oh, that's not gonna
be a problem. You gotta findsomething magnificent. Something there's nothing in the
world like in one of a kindlike he is. Well, here's a
place, he says. It getsreally loud. Then take a look.
They show a picture of Madison SquareGarden. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
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it. That's gonna be perfect forAllow me to reintroduce myself. My name
is the reason. Yeah, it'shalf the reason I was playing this.
So the guys are laughing when theygo to the jay Z tune and you
get this gold. Let's do sometalkbacks. Let's do some talk Hey,
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Hi, Christina, you jumped infor JJ. Hi. What are you
doing in there? I just camein a little early to help her out.
Fuck you some talkbacks, I believeso. So we're gonna see.
I just hit which everyone you got. Kevy was traveling to nine on a
plane. I heard that his flightsgrounded to Barcelona, Spaino and Kevio's going
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to miss his tea time. ButI miss Kevio. Go see Dave Matthew
some mother time. Really beautiful.It's kind of a jump off point for
a Kevo return song. Yeah,he did make it to Barcelona near four
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hour delay leaving DFW, but theyare on the ground. Did you congratulate
him? I text him the giftof that windy plane landing. Yes,
like that crazy wipe it out thathe finally made it, But he has
not responded. Did you like thatpicture of spaghetti? I texted you guys.
Yes, he wished him a goodtrip with the grossest looking full of
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spaghetti. You know what I did. I looked up Google image search and
just typed in gross spaghetti. Yes, that Jesus, that's nasty. You
send. I mean, you're beingso sweet in this thread and I'm,
you know, being a dick.And you send a beautiful photo of you
and Christina somewhere in Italy. Whatis that in front of him? Fountain
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of course? And then I followit says have fun, buddy, And
I sent him this picture of theworst spaghetti you've ever seen, and it
just says enjoy, enjoy. Andthen when he said he got his first
delay, we got back on thenut kicking, and I just sat him
a picture of a grounded plane withthe wing that had just fallen off.
I don't like, I said,the life raft. You said the life
RAPI we try to be nice forone second, and I'm not kicking commensos.
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Humans run away from society to jointhe circus. I guess developments run
away from the circus to join society. Well, the show gus to be
done, all right. It's sweet, very heavy, very sweet, good
morning. Don't beat This is aroseppe. I just came back to my
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motherland of Italy this morning. Aactually, and the plane almost crashed and
everybody was screaming and scared. Butthere was a hero, somebody named Cavio.
He got everybody came by playing aroundthe jeopardy. He had a whole
luggage full of table games in theboard games, so thank you Kevio.
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Okay, see he had a wholeluggage hold loge Okay. He introduced himself
as Hoseppi. Uh huh, sowe have the blend of Jose and Giuseppe.
Weird that Kat would play Jeopardy,not family feud, but I was
thinking that would be the thing thatwould calm down the passengers, is the
impromptu family This will do it.We had to hit ten answers are on
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the board and you're like kind ofbuckling up and shaking him. You're like,
all right, Blue, that's great. Kat should feel pretty good because
uh sroy putting his find info outthere means that all twelve people that listen
to this show are monitoring, notmonitoring, but yes, monitoring his flight
to ensure his safety. And youknow we care were okay, twelve is
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maybe a little high, yeah,but thank you. We were shooting for
the Barcelona listeners so they could makelittle glitter signs and welcome Kevio, which
we don't know if it happened ornot. It may have, all right,
one more guys, who's gonna playthe OJ Simpson? Apart from then
they could hen remake Who's gonna benord Berg? Boy? That will they?
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Will they even cast it? Willthey? Sure they will? They'll
make a subtle joke about it.Will they make a subtle joke about hot
gone wrong? You know? MaybeNordburg is passed away like the real O
J Who knows last one? Cavywent on bake k and I know it's
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only been a day, but missKevy, miss Cavevy, he is a
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legend. I didn't think anyone couldknock Hosepie off the podium, but when
you hit that note, you winthe day. Right, who's cutting onions?
All right? Thanks all the talkbackers. Thanks for your fine work for
the last three minutes. You're beautifulperson. Your hair looks amazing. You
know what, stay beautiful and dothat by staying away from Ben and Skin
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and especially that stink bug Steve,they're corrupting your brains. Bill. Thank
you Christina, Thank you JJ Jackson, Thank you Danny Bayless. Thank you
Kevin Gray for jumping in talking MAVswith it. We got a doozy plan
for tomorrow. Fun stuff. Younever know who's going to show up on
the Dirty down Beat. We'll seeyou next time on ninety seven on the
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