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This is the downbeat on ninety theFreak. She's no Barbara streisand I'll tell
you that. Yeah, as faras body counts go, I would agree.
Look good for her or that Jardianslady, catch that bee? You
hear that? Yeah? Did youhear your song? I did? Wasn't
that sweet? That was very nicefor her? She was on cocaine?
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Yeah, I think I was hyperhyper. Well, that's what happens.
You get a sudden burst of energywhen you're was it your a one C
levels drop? Yeah, that's true. She's still on Guardians after being replaced.
I wonder if we can find anarticle about what happened, the truth
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behind that, you know, Ithink I think that's what Taylor's new album
is about. And then the songis exactly the same. It's a new
girl and she's in an office.Now I'm coming around with the new Jardians
lady, though you are. Look, I'm Deanna Cologne Dog. You know
that for life? Brohi dog,I'm bomb Chica for life. But I
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don't know, do you know howmuch you paid for that cameo? Too
much? For if I'm her,that's not enough? Yes, it is
like if somebody getting that many requests. If somebody came up to me,
how long is that video? Likea minute minute and a half, two
minutes with the song. If somebodycame up to me and said, hey,
today, will you make me avideo and make up a silly song
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that's two minutes long and make itpersonal and be into it and funny and
send it to my friend Kyle.Here's forty dollars, I'd say, no,
I'm good. Would you do itfor a hundred I'd be more apt
to do it for free then Iwould be to take it for forty dollars.
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That's not gonna work. On cameo. If okay, you want to
make some money, start one,grab an acoustic one hundred bucks, your
own little Dingu jingle, dingle Dingu'sjingles, And I'm telling you we do
a bunch of them. Do it. Do it right now. I'm on
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cameo. But how many beating?I quit? How many cameos have you
done in your life? Oh?Hundreds? Hundreds? Yeah? Really?
Yeah? What were you charging?Twenty thirty? I think I started twenty
five or something. That's what Idid. I start at twenty bucks or
something. Man, thirty five,I think it's a forty right now.
Now, I don't ever do it'sjust do you get any requests. It's
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more evidence of how stars have fallen. Oh yeah, I mean I I'll
do like once a month, maybetwice a month, like I have some
people I picked their order for theirfantasy draft every year. You know,
yeah, just like that. Coolnames. Maybe it'll start no you we
should we we should we should shouldwe should start your and that'd be good.
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But I'm gonna I'm gonna do theelite package. It's going to be
two hundred bucks. I'm sorry,and see how many you Okay, but
then you do have to make ityou can't. I'll make it cool and
do an open to food court.Yeah live, and you have to apply
first and get accepted. What apply? Because yeah, they have to you
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know. Yeah, there was avetting process. Absolutely, there's they have
to know that you're a star.Being a cameo, it's a cameo is
not a cameo anymore. If theperson who's in, then you're just an
extra mm hmm, okay, youget it. I think you could do
you see two hundred bucks? Yeah, I think you could do two hundred
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bucks. But you'd have to puta little into it. I would definitely
put Yeah. For two hundred bucks. Yes, I'll spend an hour or
two working on something cool. I'mthat's serious. I bet you you probably
want every couple of weeks. Yeah, I mean that's something, all right,
dude? What it's Draft Day?Welcome to the NFL Draft Bonanza,
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Kevin Side, Oh do you havemore in your opener? Is? No?
That's it sid right now, andonly because I just heard it this
morning, So don't feel bad Daneither way, don't read the man,
Kevin. Does Danny Bayliss know whatcity the draft is being held in?
No, I'm gonna say no aswell. I don't think you does he
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know who the number one pick was? Oh? Okay, I will say
yes to that. No to thecity. Okay, Danny, where's the
draft being held tonight? I meanany moron would know that the draft is
being held in effing Motown, Dtown, Detroit, rock City, home of
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Eminem. Oh god, it's aletter on all the TV behind you.
I swear to god, I didnot look at the team more iconic Detroit
figure. The reason I know thatit was the Roger Goodell Eminem commercial that
they ran during I don't know,maybe the MAVs game or something. We
talked about where the draft is goingto be, and it's going to be
in Detroit. Okay, yeah,I did not look at the screen.
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You know what, I don't thinkyou did either. You know the number
one pick on me? No fn idea, nor do I care the
number one pick is going to be? Oh, I don't care. Is
that Bryce Young that was last year? Give me a half point for an
even knowing a college football player.At half point, you officially win the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.Bet Kevin, you gotta do the only
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fan Fine, I'll do it wearingwearing on your on your on your Wiener
whatever. Uh No, So thisis Jeff Cavan and I are doing the
draft to not at a place BuffaloWild Weeks and Grayvine, and it's gonna
be a good time. Starts atsix pm. I've been in the draft
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with since twenty thirteen, which everyyear, even when we didn't even work
together, we found a way todo it Togetheryl ranked the last ten drafts.
Then well, if you look athim, the twenty sixteen one was
good because well he actually got someonedrafted in twenty seventeen. Yeah, can
we I saw something about that forthe Cowboys. Yeah, no, Xavier
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Woods the safety. The claim isthat Jeff Kavanaugh got Xavier Woods from Louisiana
Tech. Yeah, I could play. I mean, I think I can
find the audio. Probably got himdrafted by the Cowboys, So I know
that sentence. I don't know thestory at all. Well, so we're
hanging out in the Dallascowboys dot Comdraft studio place right there because we were
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doing it there at the time,and the secondary coach Jerome Baker, no
yeah something Baker comes in and hebasically is just doing the interview because they
drafted I don't know, Jordan Lewisand Chidobez maybe whoever, maybe it was
that year. And then Jeff waslike one more thing, yo, get
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Xavier Woods, like in the sixthround, because we're doing the whole thing,
like eight hours on a Saturday,we're doing the draft and I've got
the audio right here. I thinkI just found it. Okay, this
is good. I'm pretty sure heplays. So basically, yeah, so
he's in there and Jeff's like goget him and lost it. Okay,
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there is Joe Joe Baker was hisname. He came back in the room,
right, So we're talking about whoto go get here. You,
we appreciate the time secondary coach JoeBaker with us here. We appreciate it,
Thank you, and I hope youguys end up having Xavier Woods fall
all the way to time. Alright. I don't want to get greedy,
but that'd be great. Okay,that's all right. Then he comes back
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in the room. Okay, Sothey end up selecting him in the sixth
round of the twenty seventeen NFL Draftwith pick number one and ninety one.
The Dallas Cowboys have traded up toselect Xavier Woods safety Louisy okay, and
then Joe Baker. It's Exavier.Yeah, there's been a lot of talk
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about you in this room. Man. You can thank these guys right here
that you're a cowboy. All right, So, no, we didn't,
but maybe we did. You didn't, you did, We absolutely did.
You can pretend that you did.Yeah, you nailed a pick. Like
Malcolm pretends that he's a real fireman, and he has the outfit. He
even kind of looks like a realfarman, shiny. He's a tiny human
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and he's not old enough to havea job. You're just much like you
are, pretending to have influenced theCowboys selection. So you think that the
organization's one. You think that theorganization that tried to trade into the first
round and select Memphis quarterback Paxton Lyncheight years ago is so good at what
they do that they wouldn't have justgone with what the guys were saying in
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the podcast studio. I don't know, probably not, but maybe anyway,
it's dressed fund. The Cowys pickedtwenty fourth tonight. There's a lot going
on at the top though, Beforewe get to the Cowboys. The first
pick of this draft is going tobe Caleb Williams, who was at Oklahoma
for a while he's now at USC. There's a lot about Caleb Williams to
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like, and that he's really good. He is also seen as a complete
diva whose dad is around all thetime, very similar to Kyler Murray.
And they're even talking about like he'snot going to do well in the cold
there. Now they're building a domestadium in Chicago, so it should be
fine. But this is he's verygood. But I do think a little
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bit of bus potential there as well. There may be no good quarterbacks in
this draft that work out, andwith him, he is really good.
He can run. He had aterrible offensive line in USC. But he
freaks out old heads because he paintshis fingernails and stuff, and like he
freaks out old scouts. Of that, I don't not really worry about that.
I do think it's interesting these guyswho played for Lincoln Riley, like
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Kyler, go to the NFL andcan't really do much. So we'll see.
I mean, Kyler's been okay,He's gonna go number one, all
right there. His dad is willbe on TV tonight with him. I
mean, his dad is living hislife through Caleb Williams, and you will
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see it tonight. There's no doubtabout it. Then we got questions because
two is Washington in the division DanQuinn that could be up for trade.
They need a quarterback too. There'sa couple of quarterbacks. What is Jaden
Daniels who is at LSU, whois a runner? He does not.
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He had great wide receivers. Hehas not used the middle of the field
at all, which is highly concerning. He's probably going number two. I
don't know what to think about anyof this. Drake May is the guy
at North Carolina. He had acouple good years. He also talks like
Jeth Row on the Beverly Hillbillies outof Nowhere, and they like he's from
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Charlotte. I don't know why hetalks like he's from Alabama. Maybe not
that different. But he's been hangingaround Philip Rivers a lot lately, so
I don't know there's a lot there, Drake May. These are like quarterbacks
who are like, are probably gonnago top five, but there are huge
questions, at least as far asI'm concerned. Like looking at this,
and I did watch like stuff onthe quarterbacks, I knew they're all going
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in the Laice a couple quarterback game, especially the top and it does seem
to have settled on the top three. But then the JJ McCarthy thing,
it keeps popping up. Yeah,and even New England seems a little bit
interested to him, and I don'tknow if that's changed. Yeah, New
England's number three. No one reallyknows what they're gonna do. There's big
rumors that they are off of DrakeMay. So it's Jaden Daniels or no
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one at three, they probably wantto trade and get picks because their roster
sucks. Four is Arizona and theycould do anything including taken Marvin Harrison Junior
the number. Well, he maynot be the best wide receiver of the
draft. I think you could talkabout the guy from Washington, his name
is Rome, and then you haveneighbors from LSU, but it'll probably be
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Marvin Harrison Junior. But they mightwant to trade down. So any of
these teams who are sitting there don'thave a quarterback. Denver doesn't have one.
Two picks for Minnesota at eleven andtwenty three, do they want to
get up and get a quarterback.There's a big roomor going around now about
Minnesota trading up to number five toget the Chargers pick, and they would
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trade. They would give the Chargersthose picks, and the Chargers would end
up trading Justin Herbert to the Vikings, and the Vikings would then be set,
and then the Chargers, with theirnew head coach Jim Harbaugh, who's
just such a buffood, would takehis college quarterback JJ McCarthy, who they
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just want a title together. Idon't think anyone has a good feeling on
if JJ McCarthy's good or not basedon he was asked to throw the ball
twelve times a game in college.Justin Herbert's great, he is, he
is, he is, and maybethey're kind of starting over with tarball there,
so he's like, we can startover. I get my quarterback and
I'll trade you them. Well,the rumor is eleven pick twenty three and
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then a second round pick next year, which is to go to five,
to go to five, eleven twentythree, yeah, say around pick oh
yeah, and Christian darrisaw a topseven offensive tackle in football, so that's
all like top five action, andthen god knows it's going to be tons
of offensive tackles. I think theover under on offensive tackles taken is ten
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and a half. The under ispretty safe there. I think the Cowboys
are definitely in the mix. Whatare the Cowboys gonna take at twenty four?
I think you can narrow it downto offensive line right there at twenty
four, center or tackle. Ifwe think they're gonna keep Tyler Smith at
left guard, which they probably shoulddo, but I mean, dude,
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you're gonna tell me the Cowboys can'ttake a great wide receiver. That falls.
Why couldn't you? You should knowyou have no offensive lineman this year,
or do they start to function likea team like Green Bay does.
Why wouldn't you if you liked aquarterback that fell, maybe one fell and
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you like them, would you takeMichael Pennix? Or I don't like him,
but Bo Nicks, I don't thinkhe should go in the first round.
Panick seems to be super intriguing.Pennix is the twenty through thirty two
late first round quarterback who is probablygonna get drafted to that right, but
he also could somehow go to thetop twelve. Yeah, people have varying
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opinions on him. Some say he'slike the best pastor and the damn thing,
and some people say because he's hada multiple knee injuries, I think
and yeah, two acls lefty andI don't know, people hate him,
but yeah, no, I thinkI think somebody will move up and take
Panics a little earlier than we're expecting. And I think the couples are stupid
if they don't just take meat.Take me, take the meat, get
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meat whatever it is. And thenames. Oh so there's again. The
Cowboys are also in a position becausethere are a lot of offense tackles in
this draft. They're lucky at twentyfour. They can get the sixth or
seventh best offensive tackle in the draftat twenty four and still be taking a
good player. A lot of yearsyou can't do that. There's three good
ones in the first round maybe,so they're gonna be set there. But
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like they could take center too,and then try to figure out what you're
gonna do it tackle later, andthen tomorrow night for round two and three.
A lot of people think running backwould be the way they're going,
although there's a big rumor that they'vemet old Zeke yesterday, who, by
the way, will cost them sixmillion dollars on their salary cap next year
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because of cut to give early andall that stuff. Yeah, it's like,
I guess you should have kept himthen if you were going to do
that. I don't know. TheCowoys have put themselves in a position where
they need these things for this yearbecause they were stupid about handling business.
But next year they might need acorner. Next year they might need a
wide receiver. So I don't havea problem if the second best corner in
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the draft is there at twenty fourand you want to do it. I
don't have a problem with that,but it hurts you for this year.
I'm fine with corner. I justdon't know, I mean receiver, all
right, give me a dream scenario. Give me like I guess the dream
scenario at twenty four. As faras somebody sliding, whether that's be one
of the better tackles than the guyTyler Geitons from Oklahoma's on everyone's mock is
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Yeah, I don't love him basedon watch all these guys. I don't
know. Yeah, I have noidea read on stuff. I wants to
talking like kind of not like readyright now. So I don't know.
Is there any dream faller that youthat has a chance to dream faller?
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So well, you want one ofthe centers to fall. I think if
if the Oregon kid falls, hisname's Jackson Powers Johnson, Yeah, I've
seen him, good name, goodname. Graham Barton's a dude from Duke,
but that's probably the area he wouldgo in dream faller. Brock Bowers
tight end maybe, although why wouldyou draft a tight end first round?
But he's hands down the best tightend of the raft. Are right number
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one for sure, The other thingis like, if you wanted to go
defensive end two, Like, arewe sure that Sam Williams is ready to
like step up and be your numberlost? Storm's armstrong, Like, I
don't know if you're gonna play MicahMoorett linebacker this year, like they're talking
about that's something real. I wouldconsider defensive end. The Texas tackled uh
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Byron Murphy. You need defensive tacklehelp. Now. It looks weird that
you took one last year and hedidn't play well and all this stuff in
his storage container. Oh yeah,bye bye guy. No updates on that,
weirdly, but yeah. Corner wouldbe the other one though, where
I'm like, I kind of likeit, but it's gonna be off the
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line. It's what they want todo, and that's fine. It's not
sexy at all, and I understandthat. Oh that's fine. The best
scenario is they can trade back topick thirty one and then get one of
those sinners right and then do theTravis Frederick move basically where they add a
pick. They don't have a fourthround pick this year. They've only got
six picks in this draft, andthey don't have a fourth round pick.
Now you should look at their fourthround pick as Trey Lance. But Trey
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Lance doesn't help your team next yearunless you're trying to trade Dac tonight,
which you're probably not. But Idon't know, I don't know what they
think. This is all laid out, y'all. And the story hit when
I was out of town. Ithink we were probably I think you guys
are probably gone too. But thestory hit to Bill Belichick's coming here next
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year. They're gonna fire McCarthy andhire Bill Belichick. Come on, The
story's there. Bill Belichick was tryingto get the job here to spite Bob
Kraft, and they ended up notdoing it, you know, so,
I think I think it roll.It's kind of set up to just be,
Okay, we'll take a shot.Maybe you make a run in the
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playoffs, but if not, we'regonna burn it anyways. And that's why
you have a lame duck offensive anddefensive coordinator who's a Marius Mimes. He
has Georgia offensive tackle and that Iwould like. Now, he only started
like eight games, but he isseen as a freak amarious memes a name
to like. I think if theCowboys take them now a couple of other
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things here. How about some guys. It's my little red flag report real
quick, all right, just acouple guys. You know. Peyton Wilson,
linebacker in c State, might bearound two. Guy. We need
linebackers, right. I actually thinkit's a positive red flag. Though in
twenty nineteen, he got arrested ona misdemeanor. He's consuming alcohol underage.
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Happens all of us. He hada fake ID, No big deal.
But he's also injured for he wasarrested for injury to a personal property.
As he was resisting arrest, heran from the cops and now running for
the cops, gets hit by acar, ends up hiding underneath a parked
vehicle. Savvy, quick thinking,elusiveness. He can play for me any
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day. Who would think I gothit by a car? I'll hide underneath
another car. Yeah, the verysame thing that just hit me. Give
me the last place they'll look.That guy at linebacker? Okay, looking
for action a positive red flag.Max Melton is a cornerback from Rutgers.
Good player will go on day two. Probably He got arrested for his involvement
in a paintball ONCI Dent that injuredthree people. Charge to three counts of
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aggravated assault for a weapon, butjust paintballing. I don't know, man,
I'll draft that guy if the leaguesours on that. I have a
paintball guy on my team. JermaineBurton is a wide receiver at Alabama.
He led Alabama in receiving yards thelast two years. That sounds good,
right. He also has been takingoff the boards. The only thing that
I can find is that he swungat a female Tennessee fan when the fans
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stormed the field. That's the onlything I could find on him, though.
That's it. I mean, youdon't do that obviously, that's terrible.
But like backhand, uh, getaway swing or an actual swing.
Yeah, and maybe he thought itif you're a sea of people, it
could be like get away from me. Well maybe he didn't know that she
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had Well, maybe he thought itwas like a long haired beach bum.
Clay Matthews was out there, yeah, guitars haand coming out of bam.
So there's your Uh, there's tonsof odds on this, mic. I
know you got big gambling on this. Primary color of Caleb Williams nail polish
black is your favorite tonight could beorange, because bears could be white,
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pink, blue, green. Uh, who will you pick? Who will
we hug first? Mom? Dad, girlfriend, Agent? I'm picking Dad.
He's allll nobody, nobody has everhugged Roger Goodell. Oh, they
always do hug him. It's likea bit. There's a commercial running with
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Peyton Manning testing the hugs on RogerGoodell. They always pick him up and
squeeze it dumb like I'm telling youRoger Goodell. Yes, he's sore and
miserable. How many think about theseanimals like some of the youngest, strongest
dudes in America at their most excitedand nervous and high alert. And it's
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a bit to hug Roger Goodell.I'm telling you. He goes home and
his ribs are killing him, andthe next two to four days he's miserable,
taking put run an icy hot allover his nips. Why how many
dogs will be shown in the firstround? Two is the over under one
on cats? Because sometimes you getthe at home camera feed, dam not
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the hot girlfriend. Yeah. IsBill Belichick's dog gonna appear in this?
I hope he's making picks. Hewas that was the greatest. Remember that
in uh COVID year. COVID draftwas fun. Like all the gmses were
home and they do a live cutinto Bill Belichick's breakfast milk and there's a
dog sitting like in the chair thathe was in and the graphic said,
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the graphics said Bill Belichick, Patriotshead coach. Meanwhile, he's like the
laptop was open in front of thedogs. So good. He's in the
background taking scissors to a hoodie.Yeah, exactly. It was so good.
Nice drafts tonight, Grapevine, BuffaloWild Wings. Come see me and
Jeff starting at six pm and listentonight on the freaking on the iHeartRadio app
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