December 24, 2025 • 10 mins
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Scotty is driving his daughter down to Florida to go to college and he has a peculiar way of releasing his urine...
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The lasts. The surprise is the chaos.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're listening to.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Another great moment from twenty twenty five, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So as soon as the show's over, Scotty b hops
into his vehicle and drives, Where are you driving? Where
are you taking your daughter to a college? Or she's
there anyway, but where's she going? Uf and Gainesville, Florida
and Gainsville? Okay, so you're driving on Florida. Yeah, you're
gonna stop buying seat froggy on the way back. Yes, okay,
he's gonna stay with me for three days on his
(00:31):
way back.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
WHOA, that's so fun?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Is he gonna bring his pepe apparatus into the house
if he needs probably cleaning out?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know that's gonna be on the roadside. I'm in
a garbage somewhere. I'm not, okay, so let's talk about this.
He actually brought us a photo of his p apparatus.
So you don't want to make any stops. Here's the thing, though,
if you're to drive all the way to Gainesville, Florida,
you need you need to make stops and get out
and stretch. So why don't you just use those opportunities.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
To take a pee.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm absolutely gonna do that. But now that I'm fifty,
I feel like I have to peel a little bit
more often. And I drink a lot of coffee when
I drive, so I don't want to kill twenty minutes here,
twenty minutes there pulling up because when I drove up
from Jacksonville with Froggy and his son, I had to
go after like an hour, and so I had a
pee in a gatorade.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Body bladder is the size of a thimble.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Sometimes. I sometimes I can go four or five hours.
Sometimes I can only go forty five minutes. I'm like,
I don't know why my body does this.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, maybe you do.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Does it stain when you pee? Does not?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm good? Okay, Hey, So Scotty brought a photo of
his peepee apparatus.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
So where'd you come up with this idea?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, I was in my garage and so I was
supposed to do one of those twenty four hour yurintests,
you know, were you pee in that orange container with
their chemicals in it. And I never did it, and
I was supposed to do it twice. So there were
two of them. Sitting in my garage. I'm like, wait a.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Second, did you ever throw anything away? Seriously?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, I said, that's a pea container. I'm gonna build something.
So originally I had asked my friend at the hardware
store to make me like a funnel thing that goes
into a bo and that never happened. So what I
did was I cut the bottom off of a minigator
rade bottle as the funnel, and it fits right in
the top of that thing. So it actually is you know,
it's like a little container with a funnel. And I
(02:12):
can do it while I'm driving if I want to,
but I'll back up. Now, how is the funnel affixed
to the container. It's the perfect size for the hole
that's on the container, so it just goes and just
pops right in to pop out. Yeah, I can pop out. Yeah,
there's a screw top, so I've done.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
He's not gonna go all over them.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'll just screw the top on and if it you know,
I don't think i'll use it more than once. That's gross.
I'll do it once and I'll throw it in a
trash and I'll drive on and I have a second one.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You plan twice that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, no, I'll pee multiple times, but I'll just these
are like two interim ones, like in the middle between stops.
It's got the biohazard sign on it though, so I'm
nervous to throw it away. But wait, hold on, hold on. Okay,
you're driving. Let's say what's the speed limit. Let's say
you're driving seventy five miles an hour. Yeah, that's what
I'm gonna average. All right, So when it's time to
paint you, do you have a belt on? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I have a belt.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, so you have to unbuckle your By the way,
it's seventy five miles per hour.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You have to a cruise control. I guess is that
gonna help you a little?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, that doesn't scare me at all. So
you're gonna you're gonna push the cruise control. You're cruising
at seventy five miles per hour, You're going to unbuckle
your belt.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You will unbutton the button and unzip your pants.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, I can just unstand you you hold on now,
I'm I'm painting a picture, and so you're just gonna
unzip that's it.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah. The problem is I'm not that no, no, no, no,
it's yes or no. Quest You can just.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Unzip and then you're gonna read in there and you're
gonna pull your wanker through the the.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
The underwear slit.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, I pulled the I usually pulled the elastic down
underneath over the fence, so.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You have to under the fence.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So you're gonna put You're gonna pull your underwear down
under your chandelier.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, all right, okay, so this is quite a visual.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Look. I'm guessing I'm only gonna need it while I'm
in traffic, you know, when I can't. But you're at
seventy five miles per hour.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Keep that in mind.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You're a huge piece of steel downying by okay, and
then you take a pee in this thing.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I don't see. I don't see it happening. Does anyone
else want to? I have a lot of questions, yes,
gandhi go. You're gonna have great questions. You can't tell.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So you're then going to screw the top back on
while it's full of pea, and you're going to move
it over to the passenger seat or wherever it was right. Yes,
now you said that this bottle is just a fixed
to it. It fits perfectly. Yes, Is there any chance
of it flying off if you hit like a speed
bump or if you swerve and just pe goes everywhere, if.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You hit like a dead deer.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, I don't want to do that. That's down.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Go ahead, I just I you're sure that it can't.
You didn't tape it. There's no way, there's nothing keeping
it on besides.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, it fits right in there, perfect It fits it
like clicks in. It's perfect size. Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
By the way people are asking, the daughter is not
in the car, No, no, no, going on going alone, going,
she's flying down right, Yes, that's correct. Her dad's gonna
drive down with his pee apparatus. Okay, yeah, Danielle, what's
your what's your question for Scott?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
This is intriguing.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
There's no tape whatsoever because I'm worried about the tape
getting moist and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, it doesn't, it doesn't need to be taped. I'm
telling you, it fits right in perfectly. Why do you
just wear a diper? Well, see Godhi suggested that. But
I don't want to drive around sitting.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And piss then in it when you're done.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, No, that's warm girl. No, no, okay, yeah, more questions, yes, Nate, Okay,
I found a fatal flaw when Scotty sent me a
picture of the whiz rig. Uh huh oh, it is
potentially very dangerous. Did you notice the edges of that
gatorade bottle?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah? You gotta file those down. Yeah, you're going to
castrate yourself on ninety five. I did that. It was
just like put put something on, like tape around the
type or something.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I have Girlla tape.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'll do some of that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean you shouldn't be driving down the highway and
telling your gatorade bottle not to use its teeth, wash
the teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
If this thing is really small, then he probably doesn't
have to worry about the edges. It won't even reach it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Look, I was going to say, I'm not that blessed,
but so there's gonna probably be a little bit of dribble.
I'm not gonna get someone my it's an experiment. It's
an experiment.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
There's going to be p all over that car.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
By the first are correct?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
First speaking of it?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wasn't that a race car driver's name? Trickle?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, okay, I get back to the question. I just
love that you're prepared. Something tells me you're not going
to use it once. I don't have that feeling. I
think I will if I'm sitting in traffic and I
really have to pee, I will use it. Although I'm
not an exhibitionist, so I don't want people to watch me.
But if I have to do it, I have to
do it. It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I have another one. Well, hold on, wait, wait, what
does he do with the urine When he's done with.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I throw it out. I put the cap on and
I'll throw it the next stop.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That biohazard. I don't think you're allowed to throw pa into.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
A trash bit people throw in bottles on the side
of the road. I mean, at least I'm putting it
in a proper container.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh what now that I see the picture of the rig, Yeah,
I have more questions.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
What yah? Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So when you say you screw off the top the
top of what you take the funnel off and then
put it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah. See that's the thing. I feel like there's gonna
be a little bit of residual in the gatorade bottle.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There is, There's gonna be everywhere Scot, this is the
worst player.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You're gonna be all over the place.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Do you see this thing?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yes, I look at that. He's he said us all
a photo of it. It looks now. Hey, what about
our friends and nurse the comedian, nurse Matteo? No, John, Yeah,
there's John. No, no, it's not John.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Nurse Ben oh, Nurse Blake. Yes, yes, didn't he bring
one of those? It was like a condom catheter. It's
cathill you slip it over your unit.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, isn't that the stadium pal or something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's called that was a female catheter. If he had
a begine that, I think it would work. Do something
they do have.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
They do have a wearable urinal for men.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's latex material and it comes with the bag and
trap it on.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, that seems better. Amazon.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You gotta pay for that one, Scott.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You're gonna have bleeding and pee everywhere.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yes, that thing's gonna eat you up.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
A first aid kit.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Good God. The juice is not worth the squeeze for me.
I would just find it.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I will. This really is for it's for an emergency.
Never ever say that ever again, Scary.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
The juice is not worth a squeeze.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's more it's more for an emergency than anything else.
I probably will use it maybe once when I have to.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
There's not we it on the gatorie top, so you're
just gonna sit there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, I brought the lid with me.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I brought the cap. I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It just takes a balloon and remember like filling water
balloons as a kid.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It just fills it up and ties it off.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It throws out the window in another car and just
hope it doesn't burst.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, okay, I here, Scott. There's nothing good about any.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Of these ideas. Gandhi, No, anybody want to come with
Come on, I gotta see O God. People are texting
in the funniest stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
He said.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
This person says, just used a thirty two ounce gatorade bottle,
then dump them outside before you throw the bottles away.
This apparatus is rookie status. No way, this is advanced.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No, it's not. It's very crude.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You know what, truck drivers, You should turn to truck drivers.
You know, Nate, your dad's a truck driver.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Doesn't he have any advices?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Did this? But they pull over and go to a
rest like any normal human being, I will at some point.
I'm just gonna need it in between. Oh god, all right,
Well keep us informed. I will.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I don't know, I will, all right. So that's happening
with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Scotty's driving down taking all of his daughter's things down
to a Gainesville, Florida and check it out. You can
start her college career. My waffle house coupon for my birthday.
You're so excited, so excited. Your birthday was several days Agoah,
but it's good till the twenty fifth. Don't tell them
I printed all four of them.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh wow, I'm gonna tell them.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He printed the coupon in color.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, So this is this is if you have to pee?
What if you have to you know, do number two.
Then I go to BUCkies because they got great bathrooms.
I'm waiting till South Carolina to do that. I know,
I'm waiting till South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
You're gonna wait till.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know. I haven't thought of that. Your gp
ass is gonna go go all right, South Carolina or somewhere,
I don't know where you're going to. We'll I'll let
you know I'll keep you all right, all right, my
story if you want. I think we squeezed all the
juice out of this. Look at you, hot Megan, all
the way down to Florida,
The lasts. The surprise is the chaos.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're listening to.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Another great moment from twenty twenty five, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So as soon as the show's over, Scotty b hops
into his vehicle and drives, Where are you driving? Where
are you taking your daughter to a college? Or she's
there anyway, but where's she going? Uf and Gainesville, Florida
and Gainsville? Okay, so you're driving on Florida. Yeah, you're
gonna stop buying seat froggy on the way back. Yes, okay,
he's gonna stay with me for three days on his
(00:31):
way back.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
WHOA, that's so fun?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Is he gonna bring his pepe apparatus into the house
if he needs probably cleaning out?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know that's gonna be on the roadside. I'm in
a garbage somewhere. I'm not, okay, so let's talk about this.
He actually brought us a photo of his p apparatus.
So you don't want to make any stops. Here's the thing, though,
if you're to drive all the way to Gainesville, Florida,
you need you need to make stops and get out
and stretch. So why don't you just use those opportunities.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
To take a pee.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm absolutely gonna do that. But now that I'm fifty,
I feel like I have to peel a little bit
more often. And I drink a lot of coffee when
I drive, so I don't want to kill twenty minutes here,
twenty minutes there pulling up because when I drove up
from Jacksonville with Froggy and his son, I had to
go after like an hour, and so I had a
pee in a gatorade.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Body bladder is the size of a thimble.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Sometimes. I sometimes I can go four or five hours.
Sometimes I can only go forty five minutes. I'm like,
I don't know why my body does this.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, maybe you do.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Does it stain when you pee? Does not?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm good? Okay, Hey, So Scotty brought a photo of
his peepee apparatus.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
So where'd you come up with this idea?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, I was in my garage and so I was
supposed to do one of those twenty four hour yurintests,
you know, were you pee in that orange container with
their chemicals in it. And I never did it, and
I was supposed to do it twice. So there were
two of them. Sitting in my garage. I'm like, wait a.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Second, did you ever throw anything away? Seriously?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, I said, that's a pea container. I'm gonna build something.
So originally I had asked my friend at the hardware
store to make me like a funnel thing that goes
into a bo and that never happened. So what I
did was I cut the bottom off of a minigator
rade bottle as the funnel, and it fits right in
the top of that thing. So it actually is you know,
it's like a little container with a funnel. And I
(02:12):
can do it while I'm driving if I want to,
but I'll back up. Now, how is the funnel affixed
to the container. It's the perfect size for the hole
that's on the container, so it just goes and just
pops right in to pop out. Yeah, I can pop out. Yeah,
there's a screw top, so I've done.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
He's not gonna go all over them.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'll just screw the top on and if it you know,
I don't think i'll use it more than once. That's gross.
I'll do it once and I'll throw it in a
trash and I'll drive on and I have a second one.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You plan twice that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, no, I'll pee multiple times, but I'll just these
are like two interim ones, like in the middle between stops.
It's got the biohazard sign on it though, so I'm
nervous to throw it away. But wait, hold on, hold on. Okay,
you're driving. Let's say what's the speed limit. Let's say
you're driving seventy five miles an hour. Yeah, that's what
I'm gonna average. All right, So when it's time to
paint you, do you have a belt on? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I have a belt.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, so you have to unbuckle your By the way,
it's seventy five miles per hour.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You have to a cruise control. I guess is that
gonna help you a little?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, that doesn't scare me at all. So
you're gonna you're gonna push the cruise control. You're cruising
at seventy five miles per hour, You're going to unbuckle
your belt.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You will unbutton the button and unzip your pants.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, I can just unstand you you hold on now,
I'm I'm painting a picture, and so you're just gonna
unzip that's it.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah. The problem is I'm not that no, no, no, no,
it's yes or no. Quest You can just.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Unzip and then you're gonna read in there and you're
gonna pull your wanker through the the.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
The underwear slit.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, I pulled the I usually pulled the elastic down
underneath over the fence, so.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You have to under the fence.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So you're gonna put You're gonna pull your underwear down
under your chandelier.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, all right, okay, so this is quite a visual.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Look. I'm guessing I'm only gonna need it while I'm
in traffic, you know, when I can't. But you're at
seventy five miles per hour.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Keep that in mind.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You're a huge piece of steel downying by okay, and
then you take a pee in this thing.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I don't see. I don't see it happening. Does anyone
else want to? I have a lot of questions, yes,
gandhi go. You're gonna have great questions. You can't tell.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So you're then going to screw the top back on
while it's full of pea, and you're going to move
it over to the passenger seat or wherever it was right. Yes,
now you said that this bottle is just a fixed
to it. It fits perfectly. Yes, Is there any chance
of it flying off if you hit like a speed
bump or if you swerve and just pe goes everywhere, if.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You hit like a dead deer.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, I don't want to do that. That's down.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Go ahead, I just I you're sure that it can't.
You didn't tape it. There's no way, there's nothing keeping
it on besides.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, it fits right in there, perfect It fits it
like clicks in. It's perfect size. Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
By the way people are asking, the daughter is not
in the car, No, no, no, going on going alone, going,
she's flying down right, Yes, that's correct. Her dad's gonna
drive down with his pee apparatus. Okay, yeah, Danielle, what's
your what's your question for Scott?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
This is intriguing.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
There's no tape whatsoever because I'm worried about the tape
getting moist and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, it doesn't, it doesn't need to be taped. I'm
telling you, it fits right in perfectly. Why do you
just wear a diper? Well, see Godhi suggested that. But
I don't want to drive around sitting.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And piss then in it when you're done.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, No, that's warm girl. No, no, okay, yeah, more questions, yes, Nate, Okay,
I found a fatal flaw when Scotty sent me a
picture of the whiz rig. Uh huh oh, it is
potentially very dangerous. Did you notice the edges of that
gatorade bottle?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah? You gotta file those down. Yeah, you're going to
castrate yourself on ninety five. I did that. It was
just like put put something on, like tape around the
type or something.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I have Girlla tape.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'll do some of that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean you shouldn't be driving down the highway and
telling your gatorade bottle not to use its teeth, wash
the teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
If this thing is really small, then he probably doesn't
have to worry about the edges. It won't even reach it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Look, I was going to say, I'm not that blessed,
but so there's gonna probably be a little bit of dribble.
I'm not gonna get someone my it's an experiment. It's
an experiment.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
There's going to be p all over that car.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
By the first are correct?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
First speaking of it?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wasn't that a race car driver's name? Trickle?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, okay, I get back to the question. I just
love that you're prepared. Something tells me you're not going
to use it once. I don't have that feeling. I
think I will if I'm sitting in traffic and I
really have to pee, I will use it. Although I'm
not an exhibitionist, so I don't want people to watch me.
But if I have to do it, I have to
do it. It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I have another one. Well, hold on, wait, wait, what
does he do with the urine When he's done with.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I throw it out. I put the cap on and
I'll throw it the next stop.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That biohazard. I don't think you're allowed to throw pa into.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
A trash bit people throw in bottles on the side
of the road. I mean, at least I'm putting it
in a proper container.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh what now that I see the picture of the rig, Yeah,
I have more questions.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
What yah? Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So when you say you screw off the top the
top of what you take the funnel off and then
put it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah. See that's the thing. I feel like there's gonna
be a little bit of residual in the gatorade bottle.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There is, There's gonna be everywhere Scot, this is the
worst player.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You're gonna be all over the place.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Do you see this thing?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yes, I look at that. He's he said us all
a photo of it. It looks now. Hey, what about
our friends and nurse the comedian, nurse Matteo? No, John, Yeah,
there's John. No, no, it's not John.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Nurse Ben oh, Nurse Blake. Yes, yes, didn't he bring
one of those? It was like a condom catheter. It's
cathill you slip it over your unit.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, isn't that the stadium pal or something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's called that was a female catheter. If he had
a begine that, I think it would work. Do something
they do have.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
They do have a wearable urinal for men.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's latex material and it comes with the bag and
trap it on.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, that seems better. Amazon.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You gotta pay for that one, Scott.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You're gonna have bleeding and pee everywhere.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yes, that thing's gonna eat you up.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
A first aid kit.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Good God. The juice is not worth the squeeze for me.
I would just find it.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I will. This really is for it's for an emergency.
Never ever say that ever again, Scary.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
The juice is not worth a squeeze.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's more it's more for an emergency than anything else.
I probably will use it maybe once when I have to.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
There's not we it on the gatorie top, so you're
just gonna sit there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, I brought the lid with me.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I brought the cap. I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It just takes a balloon and remember like filling water
balloons as a kid.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It just fills it up and ties it off.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It throws out the window in another car and just
hope it doesn't burst.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, okay, I here, Scott. There's nothing good about any.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Of these ideas. Gandhi, No, anybody want to come with
Come on, I gotta see O God. People are texting
in the funniest stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
He said.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
This person says, just used a thirty two ounce gatorade bottle,
then dump them outside before you throw the bottles away.
This apparatus is rookie status. No way, this is advanced.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No, it's not. It's very crude.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You know what, truck drivers, You should turn to truck drivers.
You know, Nate, your dad's a truck driver.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Doesn't he have any advices?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Did this? But they pull over and go to a
rest like any normal human being, I will at some point.
I'm just gonna need it in between. Oh god, all right,
Well keep us informed. I will.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I don't know, I will, all right. So that's happening
with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Scotty's driving down taking all of his daughter's things down
to a Gainesville, Florida and check it out. You can
start her college career. My waffle house coupon for my birthday.
You're so excited, so excited. Your birthday was several days Agoah,
but it's good till the twenty fifth. Don't tell them
I printed all four of them.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh wow, I'm gonna tell them.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He printed the coupon in color.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, So this is this is if you have to pee?
What if you have to you know, do number two.
Then I go to BUCkies because they got great bathrooms.
I'm waiting till South Carolina to do that. I know,
I'm waiting till South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
You're gonna wait till.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know. I haven't thought of that. Your gp
ass is gonna go go all right, South Carolina or somewhere,
I don't know where you're going to. We'll I'll let
you know I'll keep you all right, all right, my
story if you want. I think we squeezed all the
juice out of this. Look at you, hot Megan, all
the way down to Florida,
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