December 31, 2025 • 6 mins
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Skeery only brings 5 pair of underwear for a 7 day trip!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The last.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The surprise is the chaos. You're listening to.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Another great moment from twenty twenty five, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Anyway, getting ready for vacation next week. We're so excited.
We're going to the outlets today. Yea.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
The more you buy, the more you say.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
But we're all you know, we're away and we're flying
overseas to Italy whatever, and we're going to try to
not check any bags.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Can you just roll everything up? And I think we
can do it. We did it before we went to
Greece with only carry on.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But a friend who's traveling with us, is she I
think she's packing at least eighty pounds for this stuff
to take And what do you need all that for?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
But you guys are excited about Are you excited about
getting all packed up for your trip?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Gondhi? Hell?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
And I do not remember the last time I checked
a bag. I will die with a carry on.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're so great. I want to check a bag.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And it's always it only takes one person.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If there's like six of you traveling together, and five
of you do all carry on and once as one.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Back, but then you all have to worry, right exactly?
Oh my god? Anyway, well, good luck. I'm I'm gonna
try to do the rolling things up thing that tuck.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It in shoes, tuck it in everything.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yep, you can do it. And so what's the rule
on underwear?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I think at least two pairs a day?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I agree, I.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Started packing and I think the majority of my suitcases
now underwear.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Froggy, you have that look on your face. Why not
two pair a day for you?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It just seems like a lot. I mean, you plan
it on something happening, I mean, but.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Preparing in case it does.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yes, And if you if you're an adult, you're a
you're a forty some year old adult. You are capable
of using one pair of underwear?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No, not if you work out, not exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, okay, you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Put that same underwear back on.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That makes sense if you work out, if you go,
you know, for guys, if you you don't have board shirts,
to have an underwear, and then I could see where
maybe you're use an extra prep. But I mean, I
just think having two pair a day for maybe, And
as Nate calls it an accident, I don't think that
at this stage in life you should be having accident,
can be back up, can.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Be back up for a second, you're over forty.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Or thirty, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I thought what we can leave there.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know you have accidents when you're young and when
you're older, but in this middle stage of life, you
should be able to determine it they there are going
to be no bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Does she eats something that doesn't agree with her stomach,
then she ran an accident.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
If she's an adult, she'll make it to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
But if you go to the beach and it's hot,
and I don't you just want to like frustrate for
the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes, that I gain she should be walking around along
and she'll be sweat it than sorry, Froggy basically has
you like one foot in the grave. I mean you're
at this you're at this age where you're start having accidents.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's my exact point is that you come into this world,
you have accidents and you need an extra pair, and
when you leave, you have accidents. But in this middle
stage you you be able to determine that today is
not going to be a day that I have an accident.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I know you've lost control of your sphincter.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
You have no idea what could happen. I'm just saying
you should be prepared with the underwear always.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, I will I do timeso point five. I'll I'll
take a pair and a half per day. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, makes sense?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
It fits funny, but yeah, scary what.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I take just about less or at the amount of
days I'm going to be gone, because well, here's why,
I'll tell you why. Because there are days at a
time where you're in that bathing suit with the mesh
and there you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So I always find the day though.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
If I'm going away for seven days and I take
seven pair of underwear, I usually go through around five.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I what do you do at night?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
When you go out at night? You gotta put you
got to take that mesh off.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Sometimes you don't. You don't even use it.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I don't know. For whatever reason, the calculation is off.
And then there's a pair that you're wearing to the
airport and whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
So it has to be immediately taken off after you
get off an airplane.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Ye, your stuff.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
God, I never go over the amount of days that
I'm you you know, I always bring for just the
amount of time that I'm away.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, all right, you do you but it's all good,
it's all good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're crazy, man, I always have back.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No way.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
If you have explosive diarrhea, no problem. I got one
pair of underwear to take care of that. Yeah, Nate,
I think if you take that many pairs, you may
be setting yourself up for failure.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Hear me out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What so if you feel like, Okay, I'm gonna gamble
on this fart, what oh.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
God, I can't move on?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, you're like, you're gonna gamble more knowing that you
got more let table, you have more chips, you got
more table, therefore you can exactly. That's the I I
feel like, if you know you've got a lot of insurance,
you're gonna gamble. I gotta disagree. It's not the worst logic.
It isn't logic. There's no logic in.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What he just said.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, you're weird.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You all got extra pair? O, I'll take I'll let
one blow clean pair back in the room, my gamble bore.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I think it's the opposite too. I think because you know,
when you bring your umbrella, it doesn't rain, so if
you bring your extra pair, you're not going to poop
your pants.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That's how I look. Ok, yeah, this is the most
ludicrous conversation of all.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm still really, really fixated on Scary bringing fewer pair.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Someone just said to take saying Scary brings five pair
of hundred for seven days, and then the vomit emoji.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Do you know I use five out of the seven.
I'll always bring this.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What do you do the other two days? When you
go out at night? Are you not wearing underwear?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
For whatever reason?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
If I wear a pair for three hours, that one's
coming back on what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
What you're doing, It does not matter, It does not matter.
It has been up there for three hours. It does
not need to go back on your body, put a
new pair. I think we all were underwear. We all exactly,
We all agree to disagree.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
We must move on.
The last.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The surprise is the chaos. You're listening to.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Another great moment from twenty twenty five, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Anyway, getting ready for vacation next week. We're so excited.
We're going to the outlets today. Yea.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
The more you buy, the more you say.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
But we're all you know, we're away and we're flying
overseas to Italy whatever, and we're going to try to
not check any bags.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Can you just roll everything up? And I think we
can do it. We did it before we went to
Greece with only carry on.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But a friend who's traveling with us, is she I
think she's packing at least eighty pounds for this stuff
to take And what do you need all that for?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
But you guys are excited about Are you excited about
getting all packed up for your trip?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Gondhi? Hell?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
And I do not remember the last time I checked
a bag. I will die with a carry on.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're so great. I want to check a bag.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And it's always it only takes one person.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If there's like six of you traveling together, and five
of you do all carry on and once as one.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Back, but then you all have to worry, right exactly?
Oh my god? Anyway, well, good luck. I'm I'm gonna
try to do the rolling things up thing that tuck.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It in shoes, tuck it in everything.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yep, you can do it. And so what's the rule
on underwear?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I think at least two pairs a day?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I agree, I.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Started packing and I think the majority of my suitcases
now underwear.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Froggy, you have that look on your face. Why not
two pair a day for you?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It just seems like a lot. I mean, you plan
it on something happening, I mean, but.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Preparing in case it does.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yes, And if you if you're an adult, you're a
you're a forty some year old adult. You are capable
of using one pair of underwear?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No, not if you work out, not exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, okay, you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Put that same underwear back on.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That makes sense if you work out, if you go,
you know, for guys, if you you don't have board shirts,
to have an underwear, and then I could see where
maybe you're use an extra prep. But I mean, I
just think having two pair a day for maybe, And
as Nate calls it an accident, I don't think that
at this stage in life you should be having accident,
can be back up, can.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Be back up for a second, you're over forty.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Or thirty, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I thought what we can leave there.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know you have accidents when you're young and when
you're older, but in this middle stage of life, you
should be able to determine it they there are going
to be no bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Does she eats something that doesn't agree with her stomach,
then she ran an accident.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
If she's an adult, she'll make it to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
But if you go to the beach and it's hot,
and I don't you just want to like frustrate for
the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes, that I gain she should be walking around along
and she'll be sweat it than sorry, Froggy basically has
you like one foot in the grave. I mean you're
at this you're at this age where you're start having accidents.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's my exact point is that you come into this world,
you have accidents and you need an extra pair, and
when you leave, you have accidents. But in this middle
stage you you be able to determine that today is
not going to be a day that I have an accident.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I know you've lost control of your sphincter.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
You have no idea what could happen. I'm just saying
you should be prepared with the underwear always.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, I will I do timeso point five. I'll I'll
take a pair and a half per day. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, makes sense?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
It fits funny, but yeah, scary what.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I take just about less or at the amount of
days I'm going to be gone, because well, here's why,
I'll tell you why. Because there are days at a
time where you're in that bathing suit with the mesh
and there you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So I always find the day though.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
If I'm going away for seven days and I take
seven pair of underwear, I usually go through around five.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I what do you do at night?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
When you go out at night? You gotta put you
got to take that mesh off.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Sometimes you don't. You don't even use it.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I don't know. For whatever reason, the calculation is off.
And then there's a pair that you're wearing to the
airport and whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
So it has to be immediately taken off after you
get off an airplane.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Ye, your stuff.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
God, I never go over the amount of days that
I'm you you know, I always bring for just the
amount of time that I'm away.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, all right, you do you but it's all good,
it's all good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're crazy, man, I always have back.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No way.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
If you have explosive diarrhea, no problem. I got one
pair of underwear to take care of that. Yeah, Nate,
I think if you take that many pairs, you may
be setting yourself up for failure.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Hear me out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What so if you feel like, Okay, I'm gonna gamble
on this fart, what oh.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
God, I can't move on?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, you're like, you're gonna gamble more knowing that you
got more let table, you have more chips, you got
more table, therefore you can exactly. That's the I I
feel like, if you know you've got a lot of insurance,
you're gonna gamble. I gotta disagree. It's not the worst logic.
It isn't logic. There's no logic in.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What he just said.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, you're weird.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You all got extra pair? O, I'll take I'll let
one blow clean pair back in the room, my gamble bore.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I think it's the opposite too. I think because you know,
when you bring your umbrella, it doesn't rain, so if
you bring your extra pair, you're not going to poop
your pants.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That's how I look. Ok, yeah, this is the most
ludicrous conversation of all.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm still really, really fixated on Scary bringing fewer pair.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Someone just said to take saying Scary brings five pair
of hundred for seven days, and then the vomit emoji.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Do you know I use five out of the seven.
I'll always bring this.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What do you do the other two days? When you
go out at night? Are you not wearing underwear?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
For whatever reason?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
If I wear a pair for three hours, that one's
coming back on what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
What you're doing, It does not matter, It does not matter.
It has been up there for three hours. It does
not need to go back on your body, put a
new pair. I think we all were underwear. We all exactly,
We all agree to disagree.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
We must move on.
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