May 5, 2025 • 5 mins
The 'Big Show' dives into the details of Andrew's royal birthday adventure at Medieval Times!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Where's Andy and Andrew? How was your big birthday jousting party?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh? It was fantastic. I loved every minute of it.
It was everything I wanted it to be in more.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
But Diamond says, I keep asking, Diamond, really, did you
have a good time at Andrew's party? She's like, no, no,
why why not?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I was overstimulated from the time we got on the
bus until the time that I got in my car
to leave.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, well tell the story. What happened for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I got forty people to go to Medieval Times, okay,
and I got to explained, dressed up, explained to the
world with medieval Times is in case they don't know,
Medieval Times is like, uh, you know, you're going back
in time. You're watching the horses jous, you eat with
your hands and people. I think the Knight's jous. Yeah,
the Knight's jouts on the Yeah, that's what jousting is.
But it's a whole event. It's two hours of patanry
and medieval festivities.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So and you forced your your party revelers to dress
in period peace. Absolutely, So, why has diamond dressed as
a bomber. I said from the start, medieval in your heart,
and I guess that's what her heart was saying. Oh
my gosh, So why did you not have a good time?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because it was just a lot going on. Okay, so
we first of all, it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Was so overwhelming about medieval time. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So on the bus on the way there, I mean,
Andrew's friends are ragers and I underestimated them. So it
was a lot going on on the bus. And then
when we get off, there are just kids everywhere, just
running over your toes like you're in their way. And
I'm like, I'm walking through the entrance and you're coming out,
you know what I mean, Like just.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Just wow, you're not even in the party yet and
you're exactly at the end of your rope.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh my god, I'm looking around. I'm losing my friends, right,
I'm looking around. I don't notice any face around.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Trust me, we always saw you because you had your
sunglasses on in the red hood over you.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You look so much suspicious.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, then they made us. It's like there's a bar,
so I'm like, get me a drink. Immediately we're standing
at the bar and they tell us like, no, you
can't walk into your actual seats yet. Do you know
they open it up as if like everybody's gonna run
in like a stampede. I'm like, I'm terrified.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It was just a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
There's a bird flying around.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
She's not a bar bird. I mean it was like
a falcone.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, but there's a falconer who's in charge of the bird. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well I was also a little scared of the falcon
if I'm being real. By that point, I had a
little too many sangrias, and I was like, well, I heard, now, Danielle,
I heard some rumors this morning. Yeah, that they all
got crocked. And by the way, so you know who
we have to think. We have to think our partner's
best trails and travel. They supplied the party bus and
they transported their drunk asses all around.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yes, they were amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know how that guy put up with us.
I don't know there. Okay, so so you guys kept drinking. Yes,
he went out to a bar. Yes, so, Gandhi says
she listened to this, Dandie Gandhi, Can I say sure?
She says, she passed out on her bathroom floor and
she kept hearing people knocking on the door trying to
get in to see if she was okay.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yes, bless Andrew and Josh's hearts.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, and so Andrew and Josh drunkenly ordered a pizza
to be delivered, and then they ordered another one because
they forgot they ordered it first.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
One yesing gandhis. We opened the door and I'm like, well,
that's a coincidence, the same pizza place just across the way, Like,
what could be the chances?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And Josh goes, oh, I ordered two.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It was one of those things where I wake up
in the morning and walk out of my bathroom because
I slept on the floor. I walk out and I
see just like chaos in my apartment. I'm like, what
happened here? They stayed in my apartment. We got home
what like one yeah, one. I passed out on the
bathroom floor. They stayed raging in my apartment without me
until three thirty and the remnants everywhere. My couch was
(03:50):
covered in crumbs covered. I sat down on the couch.
I was like, what was sticking to me? Pizza crumb,
pizza crumbs.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They were like, we didn't have plates.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm like, you didn't open one cabinet. There are plates everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Daniel know the thing that Gandhi said. She said, she's
never seen Andrew as drunk as he was. Wow, it
was a time. It was a time. Have you recovered?
I have, Yes, I've recovered. Wait wait to your old honey.
It takes more days to recover. I'm still recovering from
Like the last Halloween. My favorite was watching Andrew sing
City High. He knew every single word this is my
(04:29):
karaoke song, and the sleep with a Man for a
little bit of money, go for it, and his Daddy's home.
So we're smacking rock now, lockdown. Okay, So in closing,
everyone had a good time except for Diamond.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yes, well again, which we all knew because the whole
time you would just look over and Dime would just
be sitting mute with her.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wait a minute, she wasn't screaming for your What color
was your knight?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I was yellow?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He won yellow. I think you weren't.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Screaming for the red and yellow night.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No. You know what I kept saying. I wanted him
to lose because when he first came.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Out and he was you're the worst.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, he was like throwing roses to people, and he
looked right over at us and threw it above us.
And I was like, you know what, And now I
hope the black and white night kills.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So everyone else is dressed period. Yeah, and you're dressed
in your black sunglasses. She literally was wearing a regular outfit,
just with a red hood. That's it. Your cap. Became
a member of the Secret Service. She did well, happy
related birthday, had a good time. I wish you guys
were there. You would have fit right in. Wish you
(05:40):
guys were there.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Where's Andy and Andrew? How was your big birthday jousting party?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh? It was fantastic. I loved every minute of it.
It was everything I wanted it to be in more.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
But Diamond says, I keep asking, Diamond, really, did you
have a good time at Andrew's party? She's like, no, no,
why why not?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I was overstimulated from the time we got on the
bus until the time that I got in my car
to leave.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, well tell the story. What happened for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I got forty people to go to Medieval Times, okay,
and I got to explained, dressed up, explained to the
world with medieval Times is in case they don't know,
Medieval Times is like, uh, you know, you're going back
in time. You're watching the horses jous, you eat with
your hands and people. I think the Knight's jous. Yeah,
the Knight's jouts on the Yeah, that's what jousting is.
But it's a whole event. It's two hours of patanry
and medieval festivities.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So and you forced your your party revelers to dress
in period peace. Absolutely, So, why has diamond dressed as
a bomber. I said from the start, medieval in your heart,
and I guess that's what her heart was saying. Oh
my gosh, So why did you not have a good time?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because it was just a lot going on. Okay, so
we first of all, it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Was so overwhelming about medieval time. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So on the bus on the way there, I mean,
Andrew's friends are ragers and I underestimated them. So it
was a lot going on on the bus. And then
when we get off, there are just kids everywhere, just
running over your toes like you're in their way. And
I'm like, I'm walking through the entrance and you're coming out,
you know what I mean, Like just.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Just wow, you're not even in the party yet and
you're exactly at the end of your rope.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh my god, I'm looking around. I'm losing my friends, right,
I'm looking around. I don't notice any face around.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Trust me, we always saw you because you had your
sunglasses on in the red hood over you.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You look so much suspicious.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, then they made us. It's like there's a bar,
so I'm like, get me a drink. Immediately we're standing
at the bar and they tell us like, no, you
can't walk into your actual seats yet. Do you know
they open it up as if like everybody's gonna run
in like a stampede. I'm like, I'm terrified.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It was just a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
There's a bird flying around.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
She's not a bar bird. I mean it was like
a falcone.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, but there's a falconer who's in charge of the bird. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well I was also a little scared of the falcon
if I'm being real. By that point, I had a
little too many sangrias, and I was like, well, I heard, now, Danielle,
I heard some rumors this morning. Yeah, that they all
got crocked. And by the way, so you know who
we have to think. We have to think our partner's
best trails and travel. They supplied the party bus and
they transported their drunk asses all around.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yes, they were amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know how that guy put up with us.
I don't know there. Okay, so so you guys kept drinking. Yes,
he went out to a bar. Yes, so, Gandhi says
she listened to this, Dandie Gandhi, Can I say sure?
She says, she passed out on her bathroom floor and
she kept hearing people knocking on the door trying to
get in to see if she was okay.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yes, bless Andrew and Josh's hearts.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, and so Andrew and Josh drunkenly ordered a pizza
to be delivered, and then they ordered another one because
they forgot they ordered it first.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
One yesing gandhis. We opened the door and I'm like, well,
that's a coincidence, the same pizza place just across the way, Like,
what could be the chances?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And Josh goes, oh, I ordered two.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It was one of those things where I wake up
in the morning and walk out of my bathroom because
I slept on the floor. I walk out and I
see just like chaos in my apartment. I'm like, what
happened here? They stayed in my apartment. We got home
what like one yeah, one. I passed out on the
bathroom floor. They stayed raging in my apartment without me
until three thirty and the remnants everywhere. My couch was
(03:50):
covered in crumbs covered. I sat down on the couch.
I was like, what was sticking to me? Pizza crumb,
pizza crumbs.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They were like, we didn't have plates.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm like, you didn't open one cabinet. There are plates everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Daniel know the thing that Gandhi said. She said, she's
never seen Andrew as drunk as he was. Wow, it
was a time. It was a time. Have you recovered?
I have, Yes, I've recovered. Wait wait to your old honey.
It takes more days to recover. I'm still recovering from
Like the last Halloween. My favorite was watching Andrew sing
City High. He knew every single word this is my
(04:29):
karaoke song, and the sleep with a Man for a
little bit of money, go for it, and his Daddy's home.
So we're smacking rock now, lockdown. Okay, So in closing,
everyone had a good time except for Diamond.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yes, well again, which we all knew because the whole
time you would just look over and Dime would just
be sitting mute with her.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wait a minute, she wasn't screaming for your What color
was your knight?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I was yellow?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He won yellow. I think you weren't.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Screaming for the red and yellow night.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No. You know what I kept saying. I wanted him
to lose because when he first came.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Out and he was you're the worst.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, he was like throwing roses to people, and he
looked right over at us and threw it above us.
And I was like, you know what, And now I
hope the black and white night kills.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So everyone else is dressed period. Yeah, and you're dressed
in your black sunglasses. She literally was wearing a regular outfit,
just with a red hood. That's it. Your cap. Became
a member of the Secret Service. She did well, happy
related birthday, had a good time. I wish you guys
were there. You would have fit right in. Wish you
(05:40):
guys were there.
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