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September 16, 2025 11 mins

Danielle got a massage, but it did not quite meet her expectations...

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Danielle, Yeah, did you actually get up in the middle
of a massage because it was so bad and it
kicked him out?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Can you change? I remember done that.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
No, they did it to me. Let me tell you
what happened.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay. So okay, where was this?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay? So there was the local massage place in my neighborhood.
I'm not going to say names, but if.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You I think you should give a name.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Anybody will know what it is anyway.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
So what is it? Rhyme with nothing.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm laying there, okay, and she's doing her thing, blah
blah blah. Now, first of all, she's got the door
cracked open, with the lights in the hallway blaring in,
and she's having conversations with her son, who was manning
the desk. Okay, and he keeps coming in asking his
mom questions. And you're naked laying there and I'm naked,
well you know I was covered, but I'm just saying,

(00:54):
this is what's happening. Okay. Then all of a sudden,
she goes, I'm gonna go get you a hot towel,
I said, Okay. She goes out and someone comes in.
I think it's her. Where's the hot towel. There's no
hot towel. All of a sudden, I feel these hands
on me. They're not the same hands. I knew a
hundred percent these were not the same man. So I'm

(01:14):
laying there and I'm like, do I say something? What
do I do? I'm like, these hands and they hands
they were the hands were going in the same direction,
like for ten minutes, like didn't even So I'm like,
this person doesn't know how to do.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
A massage off the street. I know, I knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Wasn't, but I knew it was somebody who was not
didn't know how to do a massage. So then all
of a sudden, the door opens again and I hear
like them changing places but trying to do it really quietly,
and then here comes the hot towel. So now I'm like,
I'm calling you out. So I said what just happened?
And she says to me, oh, somebody needed a gift

(01:51):
certificate in the front, so I had to go and
give it to them.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And I'm like, what, so, so did you get up
and leave? No?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I didn't because I was at that point I'm just
this is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Who are the mystery hands?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Whoever she sent into the room.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Well, wait, so you found out you let someone touch
you and know who it was.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's just my back. So it wasn't that bad. But
it was her son. It was not it could have
I mean, her grandson. It felt it a girl's hands,
though they fell.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Like I know that little kids had little girl hand.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was definitely not a professional, I'm telling you now.
And then I had to say, could you please close
the door because the light is coming in and hitting
me in the face. And then she goes, oh, i'll
give you what. I'll give you extra ten minutes on
your feet. Oh, go away for free again.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
So you walked out and you paid.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah I did because yeah, no, I'm not. I shouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, you should never go back to that place again.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Here's why I paid because I prepaid like an idiot.
I prepaid it.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Give me my money back. Seriously, it was awful.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You know, there was a time in my life maybe
we've talked about this, for instance, at a restaurant, yeah,
where they bring out like a glass of wine and
tasted like you know, urine or whatever, or they bring
up that just didn't taste good. Yeah, and I would go, okay,
just drink it, and you know, don't don't, don't cause
a scene. I don't want to be that guy you
crossed this line at this point in your life. You're like, no, no, no,

(03:10):
no, no no, I'm paying for this.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
It needs to be.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Right right, And I don't I never I never complained
in a rude way. I'm always as polite as possible.
And then you find out later the great chefs that
you love they want to know if their kitchen sent
something bad.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
After sure, they.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Want they want you back, and they want the correction
to be made in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't think she wanted to know. I don't think
she cared.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well then that then you know what that's Then she goes.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
We're so busy today, Well that's not my problem. Then
don't take so many rights. And then and my favorite
part was that they tried so hard to do the
switcheroo back so quietly, and it just so happens that
I peered down on the floor and I saw four
little feet and I'm like, oh my god, son, you.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Know, it sounds like a little like little Chucky came
in to massage.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Right, They just sent someone in and I was just like,
this is.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Crazy, little chucky, and I don't care.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That you need to give somebody a give certificate. They
have to come back. They come back. I'm in the
middle of a massage.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, okay, look, look, you need a massage now.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Just telling the story, I do so never again.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean so they said the old the person who
cleans the toilets to rub your back.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It could have well been I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Don't you believe everyone listening to the sound of my
voice should practice this and do it. If you are
being cheated out of what you paid for, It's not
a bad thing to say something and to make it right.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
They need to make it right. I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm not saying be mean, don't don't be a you know,
a total wench about it, not at all.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
But I didn't feel I didn't at that point, you
get up from your massage, you know you're out of
it as it is. I didn't feel like fighting with anybody.
I just wanted to get out of there. And I
was just like, I'm just not coming back, and it's
sad because I used to love going there. I'm not
going anymore, So I got to find a new place. Now.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I wish you would just out that place.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't want to because it's a small business. It's
not like a big corporate like it's not like a
one that has a lot of different.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well okay, I know, but it's still bad business. Okay,
all right, all right, Well I fine, mediocrity you're dealing with.
You're settling for mediocrity, and you want others to go
there and be a victim as well.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm sorry. I look at a lot of things as
like a group project, like we're all in this together.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I want you to succeed. So here's where you might.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Be able to a little bit. Don't send a child
in to rub me. Thank you, weird.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I saw my dad do this thing once and I
and I actually pulled. I play this card from time
to time. Like let's say you go to hotel and
the hotel is just they really kind of screwed things
up whatever, and they don't want to do anything for you.
I'll say these words, I'm sorry, I could have sworn.
And I walked in the door. This was a but
I remember a hotel.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, but I walked in here it's not acting like
that hotel.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
So what's going on here? Does someone buy the place?
It's not the same as it used to be. I
mean when they'd say they refuse to give you anything
or help out. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm going to
go back and check that sign again. Did I turn
into the wrong hotel?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Borrow that?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know, you never want to come off across as
an a hole, and I do not want to do that.
And look, you know, sometimes people at a desk are working, working,
you know, the front lines.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
They can't help it.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
They are given what their bosses give them to take
care of you, and sometimes.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's not enough.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
And it is said that she was one of two
people I think working, and there was a lot of people.
But then don't take all those people then say you
can't accommodate. And that's it, you know. And if someone
walks in that needs a gift card, they have to
wait too bad or they come back scary.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Got a full refund from then from a the Delta.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah, supposed to fly from Sicily to New York. We
diverted to Dublin for the overnight. Remember that last week.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I complain you missed the day of work.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
You got a full refund. They gave me eight hundred
dollars to spend for the future.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Wow, that's awesome, But Scary, did you tell them that
you lost wages by missing a day of work?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
That's why you.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Didn't lose wages?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Lying hooker?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
You are a lying hooker.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I had to get the eight hundred dollars, but I knew.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
You told them. That's why I asked you. Hold on.
Say you you missed a day of work here and
you got paid for it from them and us?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
They should give you.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Should give us that eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Well, sorry, the stressing anxiety that I went.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
To stress and anxiety of you missing a day of.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Work here, we all had to cover for you. Every
one of us had to do more work.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Eight hundred dollars from now bens, I deserved every eight
hundred we deserved twice, sixteen hundred dollars. He lied to them.
I want a full refund from Scary. I knew.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
I knew this second that he said he got that money,
that he absolutely told them I lost wages that day.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Scary, did you come with the money back guarantee? Because stress? Well,
what about us?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
They put me in double it overnight against my will.
I had to buy clothing.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Fine, they don't give us the eight hundred Elvis, give
us his daily wages and we'll split.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Them up a mon.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yes, yeah we were that day.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Good idea supermission work?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Is that what you're trying to.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
How it usually happens. But you don't go to work.
You don't get paid for going work.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's how it happens in the real world. Was to
be here that day.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
If you're scheduled to work on a Monday and you
don't show up to work that Monday, they don't pay you.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
My intention is to be tall.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
He actually took another You could make it a holiday
and we could just make you work one day, like
maybe Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh yeah, you could make that up.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Or do you have what about your like personal day
or like a mental health day, or like a spirit day.
We have a spirit day. Maybe you could use that. Yeah,
I think there is a spirit Wait stop everything, we
have a spirit day?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yes, what is that?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
They want you to go out and like do something
nice like volunteer for somebody.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
So is that a specific day or can you take
any day to be or any day I'm going to
friends in Spirit tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Do you want to know scary scary Spirit day is
we're catching a flight on Spirit Airlines, Fly fly away,
all right, right, he was so excited to present us
that information, and everyone just turned on him.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, let me ask you who's gonna feel sorry for
the guy who says, I was flying from Sicily to
New York City. We were devoted to Deblin.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, it's a lot of first world problem.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Pardon me, whole life.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It wasn't as expensive as your eight hundred dollars and
one other thing scary.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Without you, that'll be a dollar. But wait, he says.
He says they also gave him for refund. Of course
I want that too. Yeah, how much? How much was
the refund? I took?

Speaker 6 (10:05):
How much? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I know?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
We want to know were you in business lash.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Or Google You're Were you in business class?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
He was?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, he was in first first class.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
He was a Delta one seat.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
He was in Delta one seat.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Totally hold on paper. Service that I never got, Well,
I want that back.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Wait a second, but wait about this.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
We never got your services the whole monday. That's right,
Rady cold Dublin. That one is very nice. That's not
nice to say that.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Instead of instead of laying flat in your Delta one seat,
you had to lay flat Dublin for the night.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
He did say, he said, it's awful they made me
stop in Dublin. What was the name of the hotel
I was taking a Crown Royal hotel? Was one of
the airport hotel. What's the name of the hotel. I'll
tell you, let's rite craffy hotel.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
I forgot the name of it. It was the Crown
something to.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
The four star a plaza. Let's tell you the crowd
plaza airport.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You know, none of this would have happened if you
came home a day earlier.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, all right, here's the thing. You always eight hundred dollars.
I'm gonna I'm gonna cap it an eight hundred just
because I love you.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
The lesson getting your free

Speaker 3 (11:13):
You haven't learned that in any lesson
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