April 29, 2025 • 9 mins
It's National Zipper Day, so we dive into the grooves of the zipper! A motor zipper, pulling through a zipper, plus a caller phones in with their opinion!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, hey, is National Zipper Day. Not that you care,
but zippers are an important part of our lives. Why
are you laughing? Froggy? Just keep going? Where do you
keep going? What?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Some now? Just something I said earlier?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
What I said, Elvis Durant. He'll show up to the
opening of a zipper.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I show up to the opening of a zipper.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Remember we used to do zip the hits.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yes, we're not doing it. He's going to a microphone.
He was going to Gandhi's microphone. Too, scary, You.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Really think we're gonna do zip the hits? Do you have? Okay,
we'll go to the what microphone button? Is it like? Four?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You have a bud that we're on?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Scary?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Four?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right here, let me hit the microphone. Sure this one.
They hit the so I know what's the one. It's
not on. It's not on. How about my smell? Okay?
That okay? Now, okay, hold on, now Scary is going
to zip the hits? Here we go, ready, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh I got that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That's an easy one.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is it a hollow back girl? No? Yes? O? Scary Okay,
all right, So that was that's what we used to
do on our show. Zip. The hits nailed it. Way
back to my done, back to my zipper conversation. Oh,
(01:42):
this is a dangerous hiper story. What did I do
with it?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I think can still smell the onion from him being
over here.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
His zipper smells like onion his pants. Nobody was talking
because we ate big onions and locked don't get him.
Want some gum that's not gonna work. You need to
eat parsley. Oh, because that's what solves that odor that
comes from your stomach, because it's not really it's not
as much in your mouth as it is in your stomach.
(02:11):
That's what. Well, you didn't know that. You guys knew that, right,
Nate knew that because he knows everything. Yeah, that's come on,
pop pop? What all right? Okay, ziper Okay, today's National
Ziper Day. Zipper has been around for like one hundred
and twenty eight years. Did you know this? I did not? Okay,
So pop pop found this story, they're coming up with us.
(02:36):
This sounds dangerous.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know, pop ups they call the Grandpa and Daddy's
home too, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's my point. Okay, they've they're coming up with a
self propelled zipper. No, it will zip itself up at
the push of a button.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, push that button while you're doing something else that malfunctions.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well obviously, froggy. I mean, this is the worst idea ever,
And this is the epitome of laziness.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And you need a button.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Serious, There's gonna be so many injuries, Like, is there
a special sensor that as soon as it feels meat,
it stopped?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh my god, we all need a meat sensor on
our pants. We do, okay. So it's a prototype self
propelled zipper with a built in motor. Oh my god,
it just hurts thinking about it. With a built in
motor and gear mechanism it can use to self zip
itself up at to push up a button on a
(03:36):
wired remote. We're gonna like gandhi have the remote.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Oh god, game on.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
This is the best invention ever, the zipper remote. I
think it's actually for industrial use, like putting up big tents,
but I can't help but think it might be useful
on a pair of pants. At the same time, we
don't need that. I don't use the zipper, I don't
use the whole Hey, speaking, I go over the fence.
(04:01):
Do you but when you put your pants on, you
got a zip? Zip that up? I never put it through,
do you? No? But my pants? Well yeah, to go
to the bathroom. But no, what shorts on? What I'm
saying is I don't put it through the zipper. No,
I pull it all the way down. I go over
the fence. We're really having this conversation, Nate. Are we
(04:22):
really saying there's no chance of me getting caught in
there because I don't put it through. I'm the same way,
but I'm just the visuals here, the optics are.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I didn't even know you're supposed to put it through.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, a lot of guys put it. I've never heard
of any guy who puts it. I know people have
put it through the hole. Are you meat gazing in
the bathroom? I know people that just use a zipper.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What do you ask them? What do you guys talk
about things like that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So they so they leave the button buttoned, the button zipper,
the zipper. Correct, they leave the button buttoned and the
buckle buckled.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But they just skin on metal that's gonna chafe. Don't
do that?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wait you have questions? Yes, thanks, Nate, So Nate for
opening this, so Nate said, he pulls them all the
way down. So you stand at a urinal with your
pants around your no, no, no, no, demonstrate like you're
sagging like a second.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Pee before, haven't you?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I don't ever really go watching PE's.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Next time, show us what demonstrate this scary scary, Get
on your knees, pretend to be your urinal. Scary will
be your urinal in case you need, in case you
need to be like in the right plate.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know, Hey, what do you what do you do
when you are shorts?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
There's a whole there's an office building across the street looking.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
At you, so like, are your cheeks out and clapping?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
No, the front of it over the time when you
when you were sort finally you just pull one of
the legs up and just like put it out the side.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Not long enough, so then you get dribble on your pants.
Never sometimes, let's be honest. Okay, interesting, okay, lot, can
we move on? It goes underneath the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, yeah, but I would think that dribble would have
a little It does from time to time.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
This is the only honest one here. Scotty you knew it.
Scotty dabs his with an sometimes because if you put
the elastic underneath sometimes it tightens it a little bit,
so more will come out when you release the elastic
once you close your pants. So that's why I have
to dab like a late entry. Yes, okay, yeah, you
got to hit the grundle. Okay, moving on, I'm learning,
so what that's how you get the last few drops?
(06:37):
So happy zipper day. In closing, did you expect that?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, I didn't know it's going to go down there.
In the days of button fly jeans, they didn't have zippers.
They still have button fly jeans. You can still buy some.
Never yah, they do, they do say they're in or out.
They're just there. I'm really going to talk to Kevin.
It's just you, Kevin. Okay, all right? So, uh, you
want to add to our zipper conversation so we can
(07:04):
just close it out.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah. I feel like, uh, you guys are talking down
to us.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Paul Crews, Oh okay, okay, if you're just turning us on.
We're talking about guys who go to the bathroom to
pete and they just wrot, pull their zipper down and
hang out there without doing anything else, and we thought
that was unusual. But you're saying you've been pulling through
the zipper your entire life. Yeah, okay, and it never
(07:39):
got caught, never got caught, Yeah, I got it snagged
on the zipper, chafing.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
No, I mean it's I mean, if you're with it
all mentally, then you should know when you're good or
not the good.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We're not if you're not mentally stable.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean, come on now, it's it's pretty simple mechanics.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It just seems like, Okay, you're right, though, you're absolutely right.
I get that. So you don't unbutton the top the
button of the genes. You just do the zipper, okay, around.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Or unless unless that my underwear doesn't have a fly
as well, then I will unbotton. But if I have
a double fly, then bingo bango bongo, let's go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Okay, Well, that puts all the fun in going to
the bathroom. It makes me want to go to the
bathroom right now to have some fun. Bingo bengo bungle.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah a little.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I'm just that's living a lot. That's not living a little.
That's a lot. And I really like that Okay, then
I'm not going to pull through shame you ever again.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Ever, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm glad that you set the record straight. Thank you
so much. It was it for Kevin. Kevin all right,
we're not going to allow we should open our minds
to all possibilities, and that's what Kevin has told us.
Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Absolutely, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You two. I think we made a mad
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, hey, is National Zipper Day. Not that you care,
but zippers are an important part of our lives. Why
are you laughing? Froggy? Just keep going? Where do you
keep going? What?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Some now? Just something I said earlier?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
What I said, Elvis Durant. He'll show up to the
opening of a zipper.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I show up to the opening of a zipper.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Remember we used to do zip the hits.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yes, we're not doing it. He's going to a microphone.
He was going to Gandhi's microphone. Too, scary, You.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Really think we're gonna do zip the hits? Do you have? Okay,
we'll go to the what microphone button? Is it like? Four?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You have a bud that we're on?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Scary?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Four?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right here, let me hit the microphone. Sure this one.
They hit the so I know what's the one. It's
not on. It's not on. How about my smell? Okay?
That okay? Now, okay, hold on, now Scary is going
to zip the hits? Here we go, ready, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh I got that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That's an easy one.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is it a hollow back girl? No? Yes? O? Scary Okay,
all right, So that was that's what we used to
do on our show. Zip. The hits nailed it. Way
back to my done, back to my zipper conversation. Oh,
(01:42):
this is a dangerous hiper story. What did I do
with it?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I think can still smell the onion from him being
over here.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
His zipper smells like onion his pants. Nobody was talking
because we ate big onions and locked don't get him.
Want some gum that's not gonna work. You need to
eat parsley. Oh, because that's what solves that odor that
comes from your stomach, because it's not really it's not
as much in your mouth as it is in your stomach.
(02:11):
That's what. Well, you didn't know that. You guys knew that, right,
Nate knew that because he knows everything. Yeah, that's come on,
pop pop? What all right? Okay, ziper Okay, today's National
Ziper Day. Zipper has been around for like one hundred
and twenty eight years. Did you know this? I did not? Okay,
So pop pop found this story, they're coming up with us.
(02:36):
This sounds dangerous.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know, pop ups they call the Grandpa and Daddy's
home too, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's my point. Okay, they've they're coming up with a
self propelled zipper. No, it will zip itself up at
the push of a button.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, push that button while you're doing something else that malfunctions.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well obviously, froggy. I mean, this is the worst idea ever,
And this is the epitome of laziness.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And you need a button.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Serious, There's gonna be so many injuries, Like, is there
a special sensor that as soon as it feels meat,
it stopped?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh my god, we all need a meat sensor on
our pants. We do, okay. So it's a prototype self
propelled zipper with a built in motor. Oh my god,
it just hurts thinking about it. With a built in
motor and gear mechanism it can use to self zip
itself up at to push up a button on a
(03:36):
wired remote. We're gonna like gandhi have the remote.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Oh god, game on.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
This is the best invention ever, the zipper remote. I
think it's actually for industrial use, like putting up big tents,
but I can't help but think it might be useful
on a pair of pants. At the same time, we
don't need that. I don't use the zipper, I don't
use the whole Hey, speaking, I go over the fence.
(04:01):
Do you but when you put your pants on, you
got a zip? Zip that up? I never put it through,
do you? No? But my pants? Well yeah, to go
to the bathroom. But no, what shorts on? What I'm
saying is I don't put it through the zipper. No,
I pull it all the way down. I go over
the fence. We're really having this conversation, Nate. Are we
(04:22):
really saying there's no chance of me getting caught in
there because I don't put it through. I'm the same way,
but I'm just the visuals here, the optics are.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I didn't even know you're supposed to put it through.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, a lot of guys put it. I've never heard
of any guy who puts it. I know people have
put it through the hole. Are you meat gazing in
the bathroom? I know people that just use a zipper.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What do you ask them? What do you guys talk
about things like that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So they so they leave the button buttoned, the button zipper,
the zipper. Correct, they leave the button buttoned and the
buckle buckled.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But they just skin on metal that's gonna chafe. Don't
do that?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wait you have questions? Yes, thanks, Nate, So Nate for
opening this, so Nate said, he pulls them all the
way down. So you stand at a urinal with your
pants around your no, no, no, no, demonstrate like you're
sagging like a second.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Pee before, haven't you?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I don't ever really go watching PE's.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Next time, show us what demonstrate this scary scary, Get
on your knees, pretend to be your urinal. Scary will
be your urinal in case you need, in case you
need to be like in the right plate.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know, Hey, what do you what do you do
when you are shorts?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
There's a whole there's an office building across the street looking.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
At you, so like, are your cheeks out and clapping?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
No, the front of it over the time when you
when you were sort finally you just pull one of
the legs up and just like put it out the side.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Not long enough, so then you get dribble on your pants.
Never sometimes, let's be honest. Okay, interesting, okay, lot, can
we move on? It goes underneath the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, yeah, but I would think that dribble would have
a little It does from time to time.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
This is the only honest one here. Scotty you knew it.
Scotty dabs his with an sometimes because if you put
the elastic underneath sometimes it tightens it a little bit,
so more will come out when you release the elastic
once you close your pants. So that's why I have
to dab like a late entry. Yes, okay, yeah, you
got to hit the grundle. Okay, moving on, I'm learning,
so what that's how you get the last few drops?
(06:37):
So happy zipper day. In closing, did you expect that?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, I didn't know it's going to go down there.
In the days of button fly jeans, they didn't have zippers.
They still have button fly jeans. You can still buy some.
Never yah, they do, they do say they're in or out.
They're just there. I'm really going to talk to Kevin.
It's just you, Kevin. Okay, all right? So, uh, you
want to add to our zipper conversation so we can
(07:04):
just close it out.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah. I feel like, uh, you guys are talking down
to us.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Paul Crews, Oh okay, okay, if you're just turning us on.
We're talking about guys who go to the bathroom to
pete and they just wrot, pull their zipper down and
hang out there without doing anything else, and we thought
that was unusual. But you're saying you've been pulling through
the zipper your entire life. Yeah, okay, and it never
(07:39):
got caught, never got caught, Yeah, I got it snagged
on the zipper, chafing.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
No, I mean it's I mean, if you're with it
all mentally, then you should know when you're good or
not the good.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We're not if you're not mentally stable.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean, come on now, it's it's pretty simple mechanics.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It just seems like, Okay, you're right, though, you're absolutely right.
I get that. So you don't unbutton the top the
button of the genes. You just do the zipper, okay, around.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Or unless unless that my underwear doesn't have a fly
as well, then I will unbotton. But if I have
a double fly, then bingo bango bongo, let's go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Okay, Well, that puts all the fun in going to
the bathroom. It makes me want to go to the
bathroom right now to have some fun. Bingo bengo bungle.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah a little.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I'm just that's living a lot. That's not living a little.
That's a lot. And I really like that Okay, then
I'm not going to pull through shame you ever again.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Ever, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm glad that you set the record straight. Thank you
so much. It was it for Kevin. Kevin all right,
we're not going to allow we should open our minds
to all possibilities, and that's what Kevin has told us.
Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Absolutely, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You two. I think we made a mad
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