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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, has anyone seen the Dove full body deodorant commercials? Oh?
You have? Gandhi.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yes, I've heard them much more than I've seen them,
and I'm astounded.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Am I wrong in saying they're using my back, my crack,
my my neck, my back, my and my crack.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You're not wrong, that's what they're using.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
They're using that song.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, it's so it's deodorant for your full body, so
you're supposed to put it anywhere where there might be
a little funk, and they I they say my neck,
my back, my pits and all that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's like it's like a kids Bop.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Version of it is, but it's hilarious when you've actually
listened to it, which I'm sure Garrett can pull the
sound of it at some point, but when you listen
to it, it's like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's one of those you know, if you it's one
of those if you know, you know, coin of commercials.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
It gets the people know what, yeah, what it's for?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, no, I know, but people there are a lot
of people have never heard that song, believe it or not.
And they're just astounded. When we were in the Caribbean
and there's a guy working at the hotel that we
taught him that song and he was wrapping it day
day out. It was hilarious. He's like, you Americans so funny,
we really are. So you can put this deoda on
(01:24):
anything and everything on your body.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They're saying, you can put it all over the place.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But this isn't the first one they have that man
do one for you guys that you put all over
everything or something. There's a man one that's out there,
and yeah, so this isn't the first time. It's you know,
I maybe this is just because the commercial is different,
so it's getting more that you know.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, I don't think that's a product that's wild.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I think yeah, that was a smooth move. Well, I know,
but old spice. They have ball spice, right, is that
what they call them?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do they? Scotty shaking his head, you know, Scotty uses
all that we're scary.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I mean, Scotty, is it ball spice. It's just it's
just old spice. But it's all over deal and all
the companies have them.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, I like the Mandol woman because she goes under
under your boobs and everything. She she does the whole
commercial everywhere they go. Does it really smell under your boobs?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't really, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't have to look there. It does pool you
get sweats. The sweat pools under there. So if there's
sweat pooling.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Then yeah, why wouldn't it's yeah, what do you use?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Nate? Uh me? Uh? I use the Old Spice collection.
I think I'm night panther is what I use. Now.
They have great ones, you like, Captain. We're using one
name is called it's skanky or something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You're using a deodorant called skanky.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, no, it's like that. It's an old Old Spice
has the best deodorant name. I think it's wolf thorn
and uh bergamont or something. Yeah, there's a whole animal collection.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Hang on, Brave something. There's a Brave something.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's hold on let me can we look that up?
Hold on old spot. We're doing this live, doing it live?
Old Spice? Oh, bear glove, I used to use glove.
That's not the one I'm taking diode. I guess I
could just go find a stick of it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You did, you already say that one.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, that's not cracking Guard is a good one too.
Your cracking guard has a nice sea smell to it.
It does. Yeah, it's got like a hint of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh is that what you want?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Any part of your body is smell like?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, the ocean smells fantastic. What do you get? Not that?
What's on your crotch?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Don't forget swagger. That's the one that should be on
That's what we're using.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We're using swagger.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's the one that should be on your crotch.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Listen to these other deodorants. Old Spice has great deodorant,
Eagle Hold, their Swagger, Himalayan Sea Salt, Aqua, Reef, lavender,
and mint uh night panther. You're talking about one crankin guard.
You mentioned that one wolf Thorn. How do they come
(04:04):
up with these names? They all sound and all of
the labels would be great tattoos, don't you think? Yeah,
they're great. Yeah. And you see, Old Spice was such
a it was a dead brand for many years because
they only had that Old Spice stuff you like after shave,
and that was it and it was just like, no
one's gonna use that and then someone got wise and said,
(04:24):
let's make some cool ass deodorant names and put like
tattoo art on the cover. Crankin spice. Yeah, so good
guy tried nut rub? What nut rub is that? Is
that an old spice? Spice? It's for it's cologne for
down there. Oh sounds like something extra nut rub.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's a happy ending after the Yeah, well, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
At least they tell you what it is. I mean,
if someone said nut rubbed deodorant, you know exactly where
you put it. It's the directions are on the title.
Ask for it by name. I can always tell it.
Gandhi is like on the hunt for something online? What
do you look? Could form?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
No, I'm just trying to figure out some of some
of the things with the things that you guys are saying, like.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
First of all, I'm flabbergasted that Nate thinks the ocean
is a good scent for any part of your body.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But what, okay, stop, are you having a proceizure? Its
clean and fresh? Am I the only person that thinks this?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I like it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're thinking of like load tide?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, you don't like it? Not fishy smell?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ocean has a scent of seafood. I know, and that's that.
I love it when you're eating fish and someone will
someone say this tastes this tastes really fishy. Oh it's
not fishy. It just smells like the ocean. Well that
it's the same thing. Is like low tide ocean smell.
I like high tide breeze.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, ocean breeze. My soap was ocean breeze. I have
a candle called ocean breeze.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I know. But if you were dating someone and things
out intimate and you smelled ocean breeze wafting up, I don't,
I don't I know the smell. God he's talking about.
It's that that smell algae, right, yeah, a new old
spice smell barnacles.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah that No, like aquariums.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No, it's not the smell that I want to be
smelling anywhere. But I was trying to look up if
we should really be spraying body parts with any of
this stuff?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What does it say? Not really? Yeah, they do say
in something.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, the mando says for pits, packages and.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Feet, like how can one products be good for all
of them?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Here's my Let me ask you a question. You rubbing
that on your junk and then putting it the red
through your body to roll on. You really should have
one for you junk and one for everything else.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You have Jolly Jewels, Jolly Jewels, another one you spray
it all over yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
She used to work here, Scary Jolly Jewels. She was
a cheerleader on our softball time. Scary. You're mentioning all
these names. Do you have all these in your medicine cabinet?
Jolly Jewels.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I have a ball it's called ball something or other.
It's a black bottle. It's been sitting there. I don't
use it very often.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I think jelly Jewel does the nutrub you were talking
about earlier. Oh God, hold on back to this black
bottle of ball stuff. You say you don't use that often.
What occasion would you use it for?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Just asking for a friend, which gifted to me by
by Sam and it sits there in my shower.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, it was came in a package.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
It was.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was a couple of year old, and I was
ready to use it. I think it might have gone bad.
I don't know. It's called ball.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Scrub or ball some sort of HR violation.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's a black bottle you specific Please don't you specifically said?
I just use it from time to time. So what
would what what occasion are you preparing your body for
where you need balls, scrub arena or whatever it is?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Anniversary?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, well no, yeah, well basically if I know me
with my girlfriend, I suppose, but I haven't even used
it in over a year. Well, because it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't put anything down there that's tingly that's going
to cause infection.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's a marketing gimmick. Is it called is it called
balgasmic sackash? That's a charcoal, that's the one that Nate
uses you wash, Yeah, that's a sixteen ounce body. You
can't get it through the report security.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I have a question for the guys. Yes, what so
I know a lot of you powder your nuts? Yes,
day right, okay, perfect, you're the perfect guy for this. Now,
when you do have a swamp situation down there and
you've got powder, tons of powder, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like ball up into a little paste? It does? It doesn't,
it's it just keeps it dry. Well, I mean, no
one on this show is athletic enough to experience it.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Can I just tell you the description for the mando
it says pits, butt, cracks, stinky crevice's feet, packages, grundle,
and balls.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh my god, Grundle the scientific name him off the cream. Okay,
but what is the how do you dispense? Is it
a roll on?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
There's a stick and there's a cream.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So you're going to that on the bottom of your
feet and then on your area.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That's what I said. We can't do that. You need
separate ones for separate things.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Why because I'm assuming when you use it, your area
has been washed your ball. No one's walking on my balls?
Were you talking?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't think that that's what the guys do. I
think a lot of the guys are like, I don't
need to shower. Let me just roll this on everything.
I'm telling you. So that's going everywhere, and that's discussing.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Can I borrow some of your ball gasmick sackwash? Bring
it in and scary bringing that ball whatever it is
you need tomorrow once a quarter? Yeah, okay, but it's
in your shower. It's ready to go, just in case
you do. You think it maybe it's expired. That's why
I don't use it anymore. I'm like, ah, I just
forgot all about it. Somebody tells me that stuff doesn't expire.
I'm just expire