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October 7, 2025 11 mins

Callers share outrageous first date horror stories—from surprise acid trips and drug deals to Venmo requests and Milk Dud paybacks. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, I have something, Yes, what is that? What was it?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Dating, dating, first date, horror stories, Gandhi tell that story
because it may hit a nerve with a lot of people.
I went out on a date with a guy.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
We went to a park and uh, not too long
into the day, he started acting a little goofy.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
So I was like, what is going on with you?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
And he said, not gonna lie. I just ate a
bunch of acids. So you got about twenty minutes before
it gets weird.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Did you head out?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I was like, you know what, I'm a head home.
You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all
your acid. I don't know what I'm going to contribute.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
This is one of those conversations that always comes back
on our show. But you read something about a woman
and a guy on a date and his dog fell
in the river.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes, she met him on Tinder. She said she liked
him because his dog was in his profile picture, so
she thought he might be a great guy. They go
on a walk, the dog jumps into a river and
she had to jump into the river to save the
dog while he stood on the banks, useless, giving no advice,
and then said he was just too terrified and froze.
He didn't know what to do, so she said that
was the end of our dating. We only went on

(01:15):
one and never again, first and last.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It only ended there first dates later. Yeah, I spilled
a glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt,
a white, crisp, white button down shirt, and we had
to go to a party after that. He had no
clothes to change too. I just kind of ruined his night.
Never heard from him again, No his loss. Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
This woman I used to work with in South Florida.
She worked at a TV station there. She was on
a first date with a guy and he got up
and went to the bathroom and he was gone for
a while, and he came back and he was like
kind of like out of breath and whatnot, and she's
like everything, okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.
I had to go to the bathroom and take care
of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.
She's like okay.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
On that note, And.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I hope he watched her.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Did he really think that was going to make her
want him?

Speaker 6 (02:06):
He must have thought that somehow this is going to
make things go better.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
All right, top all of those pile on this text.
I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking
a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first
of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca
in one night, you need to vomit up that spaghetti.
You don't want to keep that there. Oh my god. Anyway,

(02:33):
a lot of calls coming in. Let's go to twelve.
Line twelve is Kristin. Hey, Kristin, Hi there, May I
tell you it's an honor to have you on. Thank
God you're listening. We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Thank you. Likewise, I've missed you.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Guys, well you missed us. Where have you been.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
I haven't been tried. I haven't been driving to work,
so I don't get to hear you very often in
the morning anymore. And I need to get better about
listening to iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I S I love that. Yeah, people assume we only
live in their cars. No, we're creepy. We follow you
in every room of the house.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
We do so.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Kristen dating, you know, being out on the dating scene.
I don't miss it at all, especially those, you know,
the dates that were just just embarrassing. You had one?
What happened to you?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
So a guy invited me to go to a concert,
but he didn't have a ticket for me, so he
ended up buying me one for behind the stage while
he sat front row at the fish concert.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Come man, right there? Wow, I mean it just amazing.
It amazes me that we share the same oxygen as
people who walk the earth and do things like that.
So how did the rest of the date go? Or
did you just leave?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck around
and found some friends of mine and ended up sitting
with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out again
after that.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, that's a no brainer anyway. Well, sometimes you know,
it takes a while to figure out they're not the
one for you, so maybe it's better you find out
like the first night. Okay, bye, I can move on.
Thank you, Kristen Nane, have a great day. Okay, thanks
for listening to us again.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Thanks again, Bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Leslie. On nine eleven, Oh God, you hear more and
more of just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, First of all,
nice to meet you. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Hello waity, Hello, Hello. Oh I'm so excited me too.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
So what happened on your date?

Speaker 7 (04:35):
So we went on a date, it was great whatever,
but I didn't see it going any farther than that.
And after you know, like a week or so, like,
he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money.
And I was like, confused, why do you? Like, why
do you need money so he can eat? But he's
also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

(04:56):
Why he needed money when he was working, he's trying to.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Eat to pay him back for a date or something.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
No, he just wanted me to send him some money
so he could goodbye. You know, I get a bite
to eat at work, all right?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
No? Wow?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I mean look, look, I'm all four people who need
to eat. You know, I'm on their side. We all
love eating. It's great. But to go on to Venmo
is someone who you've been on one date with asking
for money?

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yeah, And I was like, can't you like ask your mother?
He goes, I don't want to bother her.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
But he didn't bother you again. A happy you found
out early, Leslie that he just wasn't the one for you.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yes, I did actually send him like six dollars once.
I was like, here, I'll be generous for the day.
Here you go. But then I thought it did stopped. Nope,
he just kept asking.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, no, Once you feed that stray animal, they come
back every single time. All right, Leslie, thank you for listening.
And I'm sure I'm sure you've moved on and you
haven't heard from him of late.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Right.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Oh yeah, we still talk every now and then, but
I just try to avoid money.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
All right, Leslie, thank you, have a great day. Okay
you two thinks line sixteen roun hey ron Hey, thanks
for listening very much. So you went out on a date,
went back to her house, and what happened.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, we went and rented a movie and I went
back to her house. I had a personal ad out
and then I said I didn't mind mind kids. I
mean I love kids. And I walked in the house
and five little ones come running up to me and
going daddy. It's like, wow, right back around and right

(06:40):
back out the door.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
You took that VHS right back to Blockbuster, Daddy, daddy,
and there's five of them.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
You're like, oh boy, yeah, I wouldn't to mind if
she would have said she would have had kids, but
when we talked she never mentioned kids.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You already had them. Yeah, she cut out the middle man.
All right, thank you, Ron, have a great day man. Yep,
and finally came online six Hey.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Kim, Hey, heorry, Hell lady.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Welcome to the show. In a good mood today, You're good.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
I'm in a great mood today.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Good so excited.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Tell us what happened?

Speaker 8 (07:19):
So I got out found on a date and I
was so excited. I said yes. And it was around
eight o'clock at night, and I was living in the
city at the time, and he said, hey, I got
to make a do something real quick, drop something off.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
You mind coming with me? And I said no, not
at all.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
So he takes me uptown. He tells me to stand
by a light pole. So I stand under a light
pole and he goes and does a drug deal and
I'm standing there for ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh my gosh, wow, wow.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
So he was dating you while he was at work basically.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Oh no, God, I didn't even know what to do.
I was shocked, I was and I was scared.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, so, well, what happened after that well.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
He came back and I was like, what was that
and he was like, oh, I just had to drop
something off. And he literally went to a car, leaned
over in a car. They were talking. Then he went
into a building and I just stood there and he
just played it off. Michael was nothing, and I didn't
know what to do. So we went out to dinner
and then I pasted him before I even knew.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean, did you even did you try to find out?
Did you ask him to over dinner? Like, hey, so
what do you do.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
For a No?

Speaker 7 (08:28):
I was scared.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I'm not even lying. I was like, what is the
wad on? I just it was a bad bad day.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
That dy that dye.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
When someone tells you just he standing in the light
in the lamp post, I'll be back and they put
their head into a strange car going by. Yeah there's
something going on. A yeah, at least I had a
light consider it. Yeah, there's that all right, Kim, go
have a great day. Thank you for listening to.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
Us, Thank you you too, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, Gondhi, what happened to you?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I got a venmo request to pay a guy back
for a date because we went out to dinner and
at the end he said, so, do you want me
to come back up to your apartment? I said, no,
I'm good, I'll see you later. And two days later
I got a Venmo request because and I quote you
were a disappointment.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, so you asked yourself what loser would go on
a date, and then Venmo the date for their money back.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
His name is Matt.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
He's from South Africa. Matt, Matt. Well, there's one right here. Nay, hey,
it worked for me. I will stop it. My first
date with Heather.

Speaker 9 (09:30):
You know, we go out, we have a drink, we
have dinner, and then at the end of the night
she needs to get an uber home and her uber's networking.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
So I said, oh, you know, I'll get this.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
I'll get your you're an uber home and she says, oh,
i'll pay you back.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, a week goes by, she hasn't called me or
paid me back. So I venmo requested her.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Twenty second dollar and she paid it. I'm like, all right,
that guy, I just wasn't charming gun that if she
told Nate he was going to pay him back, and
she didn't. And then thank you for Roddy again.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
You let it go, dumb, not letting that one go.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Sorry, my word is my bond. You said a bad precedent, Nate,
you said a good one this time.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thank you very much. I did well.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
You remember what happened with me with the milk dud?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I was on a date with some guy, first date,
and we I said, oh, let's plit the bill. He's like, no, no,
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on,
we were at the movies online waiting to go, and
he goes, hey, you remember that money you owe me
for the date. You could buy me some milk duds?
And I go what He's like, yeah, give me some
candy at the candy counter. He sent my ass over
to the candy counter to get.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Him some milk duds.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
That was the last time we went out.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
What did jackass milk duds?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah? Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Who needs milk duds anywhere? Is that the thing? Milk duds?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Robbie likes milk duds?

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Well I knew, But Elvis found one in his underwear.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh well I did. It was right now to the
Barbie shoe God. No, but The only thing we used
to use milk duds for. If we put like, put
it on your front tooth and you go up to
people and smile and start talking to them, and they'd
be like a turd on your tooth. That's what milk
judges are for.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Even eat them.
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