April 30, 2025 • 7 mins
Did you cause chaos while at school? Caller Lindsay shares the worst thing students have done during her time as a school bus driver!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Interesting call from Lindsay. Good morning, Lendsy, thanks for listening today.
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning lady, Helloly, good morning lady.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Works too, So, so why were you on a school
bus so early in the morning? Are you a driver?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
That's what? So I transport kids of my full time job,
and my dad's also a bus driver and stuff. And
I got in early this morning to do my bus
check and when I walked into my boss's office, there
were pictures of seats on one of the school buses
(00:41):
and there are penises drawn all over the seat.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Okay, so teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, so obviously, and I'm sure girls were involved to
So it's an equal opportunity art project. So you're saying
that these students, I guess middle aged, middle school old
age students, right, they're.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
All actually it's middle school and high school combined, and
they're actually all boys. They're about fifteen seats just covered
on all different kinds of penises.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Describe some of the penises you saw.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There was one that had biceps grown like growing out
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Wow, how do I get that?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
There was one? There was one that was driving the
Osra Meyer wienermobile. That one course that sense.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can we try to can we try to think positively
about this for just a moment, even though they totally
wrecked these school bus seats with their I guess sharpie
driven drawn penises. You know, they're very artistic. They're getting
creative with their penises.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I think we should appreciate the creativity encourage it.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeap, what's funny? What's funny is my boss also took
a step further and grabbed all the camera footage from
the buses and printed out all the kids faces that
said it. Yeah, they are busted, and they're the parents
are all going to get the bills in the mail,
(02:15):
and they're also being sent the pictures of what their
kids did.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Okay, so to the parents in the room. So really,
just Danielle, I guess and Frog, oh yeah, and Froggy
and Scott. If you guys got a call from your
school saying, hey, your kid drew a penis with biceps
on it, and here's the footage. How do you not
laugh at that?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I know, Well, after I stopped laughing, then I sit
him down and have a conversation. He doesn't see me
laughing about it. Okay, that happens with between myself and
my husband. Then I sit him down and say, obviously
that's not something we can do.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We don't do that, you know, Dotty, and I love you,
you know, drawing me bicep bicip feat the school bus
is a bit much, Yes, Nick, I kind of want
to see some of these. You send some pictures, you see.
What I would do is ready. I would take those
seats intact out of those buses. I would make an
(03:13):
art installation out of them.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know what I'm saying, makes the money make your
money back? Well yeah, I mean I may not. It
may be something you sell ever, Yeah, but but I
would love walking by an art gallery here in New
York City, look in the window and go, whoa double take?
Those are bus seats with penises. I would go in.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So these penises were not on like a piece of
paper and they put the paper. They actually took the
thing and wrote on the seats.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Wow, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Prints of this of the entire panel.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You want to sleep with penises on you at night?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Why a lot of people do. The whole point is
you can't just be penises. It's the fact that they're
drawn on school bus seat.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's the art. We don't do right there.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
And that's why I would correct as a parent, is
that I don't care that you did it. It's where
you did it. On the school by seat is not
the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Where okay, where is the proper place? Froggy.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
If you want to get a notebook and draw penises
in the notebook for the rest of your life, if
that's what you want to do to be creative, then
do it. That's fine. I don't want to shut down
your creativity.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
But no one's going to see that. The whole point
is you want people to see it, but not on
a school bus seat.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
That's where we have to we have to redirect protivity.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Do you think these kids are going to get attention?
Probably not expelled. Would you get expelled for penis drawing
on seats? I don't know how much money are we talking?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, lindsay, are they going to get in trouble other
than the parents have to pay for the seats?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, like they're going to the schools are going to
be notified of the kids, and I'm sure they'll be
written up. Yeah, it'll go farther yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
What if you gave them a chance at redemption and
gave them a bunch of sharpies and said, how can
you creatively and beautif change these and cover them up?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Or I wish it would be like that, but these
are brands, like we just got these buses in like
not even six months ago.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh damn. All right, well I'm thinking no one drew vaginas.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Those aren't as exciting to draw.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
True.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, all right, this is this is the debate.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, look, thank you for sharing, and uh, these are
the stories we love to hear. Yeah, yeah, you know
that's the penis covered bus seeds. Linzie, thank you for listening,
Thanks for participating in our show and kicking it off
with a bang. We love it. Have a great day.
You're the best. You to take care. Well, I tell you.
(05:53):
Daniel was supposed to do her report, but she was
just bounced out. Pretty much of penis.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Past just slapped us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
All right. Well, but you know, I'm sure if you
go to any like middle school or junior high or
high school boys room, oh yeah, of course, yeah, you're
gonna find penises all over.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
The walkers fart like this is a sale.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, this is so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Tell them all this is his day, to all them laughing,
they're still funny.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do love a good fart joke.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know, I'm gonna draw penis on a birthday card today.
You should.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
How do I draw far? What you do? You have
to draw a butt bending over and you know with
the little the spray coming out of it.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
The birthday card I got for Andrew today, what is it?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Let's do it on the card.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You know how sometimes you laugh so hard you accidentally
fart and it's a little chipmunk farting and then inside
it says wishing you that kind of birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So there you go. You we all love far you were.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
On We do and penises phoenis on school bus seats.
Don't forget that component.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Interesting call from Lindsay. Good morning, Lendsy, thanks for listening today.
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning lady, Helloly, good morning lady.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Works too, So, so why were you on a school
bus so early in the morning? Are you a driver?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
That's what? So I transport kids of my full time job,
and my dad's also a bus driver and stuff. And
I got in early this morning to do my bus
check and when I walked into my boss's office, there
were pictures of seats on one of the school buses
(00:41):
and there are penises drawn all over the seat.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Okay, so teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, so obviously, and I'm sure girls were involved to
So it's an equal opportunity art project. So you're saying
that these students, I guess middle aged, middle school old
age students, right, they're.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
All actually it's middle school and high school combined, and
they're actually all boys. They're about fifteen seats just covered
on all different kinds of penises.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Describe some of the penises you saw.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There was one that had biceps grown like growing out
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Wow, how do I get that?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
There was one? There was one that was driving the
Osra Meyer wienermobile. That one course that sense.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can we try to can we try to think positively
about this for just a moment, even though they totally
wrecked these school bus seats with their I guess sharpie
driven drawn penises. You know, they're very artistic. They're getting
creative with their penises.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I think we should appreciate the creativity encourage it.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeap, what's funny? What's funny is my boss also took
a step further and grabbed all the camera footage from
the buses and printed out all the kids faces that
said it. Yeah, they are busted, and they're the parents
are all going to get the bills in the mail,
(02:15):
and they're also being sent the pictures of what their
kids did.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Okay, so to the parents in the room. So really,
just Danielle, I guess and Frog, oh yeah, and Froggy
and Scott. If you guys got a call from your
school saying, hey, your kid drew a penis with biceps
on it, and here's the footage. How do you not
laugh at that?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I know, Well, after I stopped laughing, then I sit
him down and have a conversation. He doesn't see me
laughing about it. Okay, that happens with between myself and
my husband. Then I sit him down and say, obviously
that's not something we can do.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We don't do that, you know, Dotty, and I love you,
you know, drawing me bicep bicip feat the school bus
is a bit much, Yes, Nick, I kind of want
to see some of these. You send some pictures, you see.
What I would do is ready. I would take those
seats intact out of those buses. I would make an
(03:13):
art installation out of them.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know what I'm saying, makes the money make your
money back? Well yeah, I mean I may not. It
may be something you sell ever, Yeah, but but I
would love walking by an art gallery here in New
York City, look in the window and go, whoa double take?
Those are bus seats with penises. I would go in.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So these penises were not on like a piece of
paper and they put the paper. They actually took the
thing and wrote on the seats.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Wow, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Prints of this of the entire panel.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You want to sleep with penises on you at night?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Why a lot of people do. The whole point is
you can't just be penises. It's the fact that they're
drawn on school bus seat.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's the art. We don't do right there.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
And that's why I would correct as a parent, is
that I don't care that you did it. It's where
you did it. On the school by seat is not
the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Where okay, where is the proper place? Froggy.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
If you want to get a notebook and draw penises
in the notebook for the rest of your life, if
that's what you want to do to be creative, then
do it. That's fine. I don't want to shut down
your creativity.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
But no one's going to see that. The whole point
is you want people to see it, but not on
a school bus seat.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
That's where we have to we have to redirect protivity.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Do you think these kids are going to get attention?
Probably not expelled. Would you get expelled for penis drawing
on seats? I don't know how much money are we talking?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, lindsay, are they going to get in trouble other
than the parents have to pay for the seats?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, like they're going to the schools are going to
be notified of the kids, and I'm sure they'll be
written up. Yeah, it'll go farther yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
What if you gave them a chance at redemption and
gave them a bunch of sharpies and said, how can
you creatively and beautif change these and cover them up?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Or I wish it would be like that, but these
are brands, like we just got these buses in like
not even six months ago.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh damn. All right, well I'm thinking no one drew vaginas.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Those aren't as exciting to draw.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
True.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, all right, this is this is the debate.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, look, thank you for sharing, and uh, these are
the stories we love to hear. Yeah, yeah, you know
that's the penis covered bus seeds. Linzie, thank you for listening,
Thanks for participating in our show and kicking it off
with a bang. We love it. Have a great day.
You're the best. You to take care. Well, I tell you.
(05:53):
Daniel was supposed to do her report, but she was
just bounced out. Pretty much of penis.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Past just slapped us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
All right. Well, but you know, I'm sure if you
go to any like middle school or junior high or
high school boys room, oh yeah, of course, yeah, you're
gonna find penises all over.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
The walkers fart like this is a sale.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, this is so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Tell them all this is his day, to all them laughing,
they're still funny.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do love a good fart joke.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know, I'm gonna draw penis on a birthday card today.
You should.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
How do I draw far? What you do? You have
to draw a butt bending over and you know with
the little the spray coming out of it.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
The birthday card I got for Andrew today, what is it?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Let's do it on the card.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You know how sometimes you laugh so hard you accidentally
fart and it's a little chipmunk farting and then inside
it says wishing you that kind of birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So there you go. You we all love far you were.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
On We do and penises phoenis on school bus seats.
Don't forget that component.
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