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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Danielle, you.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And Froggy get so much satisfaction out of this is
so sad to say you get satisfaction after out of
seeing like an old lady walk into her car in
the grocery store a lot and then there's a crazy
like cart rolling toward her down the hill.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, that's because it happened. We were in the car
together and one of us said maybe we should get
out and grab the cart, and then we didn't. She
was fine, She was fine. Art did not hear there.
It veered away before it got to her.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You guys love laughing at the unfortunate moments that others
are having. They called it fighting, food and shooting and
freud as long as.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They'll get hurt Todd and Freuda.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, it's shot and Senria. Yes, a great song from
that puppet show that we used to love. Anyway, So
Danielle sent me a question yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I sent it to Froggy first, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And Froggy, the question is, Yeah, if you were offered
thirty million dollars to push someone down the stairs, who
would you choose? Okay, you pick one I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's what I always said. He said the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'll give you two for one. Yeah, just one that
one person for thirty million dollars. Let's keep it in
this room.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, oh, in this room.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
By the way, Samantha just walked into the room.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, sam walked back.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Out, So including Scotty and of course, uh, Diamond, Diamond,
do you hear the question? No, she's very busy today,
very busy. What's the riflest club talking about right now?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Diamond?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you even know I came to you before during
my You didn't even realize that.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
She was busy. She's not working.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Her MIC's not her MIC's not anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Anyway, it doesn't matter. We'll go to Diamond in a second. Scary,
what's how we're talking about right now? All right? So
the question is thirty million dollars. But you have to
push someone down the stairs.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's just full of benefits and there I would do
it for free.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And it's got no godda.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Gandhi would actually pay you. Oh, I got mine. Okay, Scary,
who would you push down the stairs for thirty million dollars?
Without question?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Gandhi because sees such a menace, You're reckless, You're all
over the place, and I'm like, you know what, it's
time that you get your just deserts.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Now I would pick Scary, and not because I want
to throw you down the stairs, Because I feel like
Scary is the most forgiving person in this room. So
I feel like even if he got them, I would
explain to him I got thirty million, give him a
little bit of it, and be like we're all good.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
See. I would push Scary down too, but just because
watching him move is just a funny sting. I mean,
Scary walking across the room to me is entertaining. Can
you see him tumbling down the stairspace. It would be glorious.
It would be very cartoony.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I too would pick Scary because you know how they
say in a car accident, like the drunk drivers never
hurt because they're so relaxed because they don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's scary every second of every day.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So he would just fall down those steps and not
even know that it happened.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Who would you push down the stairs.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
It would be scary because because like Daniel said, he
would forgive you, and if you gave him a little
bit of the money.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
When you were done, he would be okay with it.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, and not only this, if you had a phone
and you've videoed it and he lived, he'd be just
fine with He got lots.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Of likes, and he got lots of people interacting with
his video, he'd be very As he was falling, he'd
be like, tug me.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What about you about producer Sam, who would you push
down the stairs? Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I was also going to say, fourth quarter, Scary, so
you have more cushioning, sweetheart. And also because maybe when
he up, he'd be better and faster at cutting commercials
with me.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And they can speaking of the language.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, Okay, I'm torn between Scary for the same reason.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I feel like he would absorb a lot of the blows.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And then Gandhi because she's smaller and more compact, so
I feel like there would be less injury.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
There'd be more injury on a smaller person. Yeah, because
there's less room for stuff to happen.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's less surface space. What about you, Scotti Bee, who
would you push down the stairs? Gandhi? All day? Like
several times? Yeah, I would. I would drag her back
up and push her again. Wow. Wow, how does it
make you feel? Gondy?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Kind of good because I deserve it from Scott. I
kind of do and he will take it. He's so
mad at me today, but I have no regrets and
I'm going to do I just scared him.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
He you're on the corner and screeched, and he's like,
I lost another year off my life.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Clee, You're so easily scared.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's crazy and he's so dramatic. I can't help it.
I try to stop and then I just see him
there and I do it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's just that it's a reflex. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I want to thank you, she never one of you
for not choosing me to push down the stairs, because
I'm probably going to eventually fall down on my own end.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You didn't say who you were going to push here,
he said, scary, Oh he did.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, I mean that year now.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I'm just thinking now, thirty million. If you've got pushed
down the stairs and you didn't make it, there'd be
a lot more than thirty million around, right, I.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Think came in.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
If you don't make it, you don't get anything.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm sorry, who are you talking to your your husband.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'm thinking, like, wouldn't there be some sort of beneficiary
aspect to this if one of us didn't make it?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh? You mean like if I pushed Scary and I'm
supposed to get thirty million, but Scary doesn't make it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, I'm gonna call.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Not if you don't make it?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You called up?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Hold on what you're worth way more than thirty million?
You no, I'm not. Where are you getting? You get
to thirty million and then whatever you're worth. I'm not
worth thirty million.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Why do you think murdering him would be making the better?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Missiarca? What year is this? He probably the most valuable
person in this room. You don't know that. I'm sure
Alex would cut be in on some of that. You
have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You have no idea Alex texting you by I.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Could be I could be so so in debt right
now that it could be. You have no idea? Could
And what makes you think Alex would give you money
because I'm pushing him down the stairs? Wow, Alex is
so funny because every time we go out to dinner,
we buy dinner for friends. There goes more of my inherage.
I pushing down the stairs.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Wait, can we talk about that for one second?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So I tell my mom to spend her money all
the time, like, ma, go on a trip, buy this.
All my mom's friends kids keep telling them not to
spend the money because they want to inherit it, and
like when they want to spend money, they're like, Nah,
you don't need that, don't buy that. And I'm like, dude,
how terrible is that?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
In all fairness, Daniel, I say that to my mom
alway when she buys things, I'm like, Mom, can you
not buy that? Like I could have spent that on
something better.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Opposite to my parents every time, so every time they
want to do all this stuff and they're like, no,
you know, we're going to leave this to you someday.
I'm like, please, then take the cruise. It's on me.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Take it, my parents.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I want you to have fun.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I want you to enjoy your life.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's what I keep telling my mom. I'm like, you
want I want to go to Scotland, Go go to Ireland.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Go to here, do it scary. Go stand at the
top of the staircase at the counter of three. Let's
push your that what to you go?