October 8, 2025 • 8 mins
We go full-on juvenile, cracking up over innocent words and signs like Grand Tetons, “parking in rear,” Spatchcock chicken, and Dicks next to BJ’s.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I want us to get very juvenile. Yes, I volunteers tribute.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So our friend Jeff is going on vacation, and I said,
where you're going Yellowstone Tetons.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, why are you laughing? So Bronnie says, you know,
we're not hearing the word tits. It makes me laugh,
especially when you throw the grand in front of it.
The well, Okay, it's it's it's mountains, it's a mountain range.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So why when you hear the word titans do you
start giggling like a little girl.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It makes me think of boobies, which makes me think
of Danielle, because when Danielle hears any word that sounds
almost not even close to, but sort of close to sexual,
she starts laughing.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, like fend like what I am a pianist. A
pianist is a person who plays the piano. I know,
but it's funny. Why is the yous? Why the word
pianist funny to you? It sounds like penis, right, Venuses
are funny.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So the other day I said, oh God, it's a
little warm in here. Why don't you lower the temperature
on the ac and it's scary, says, it's already on
sixty nine, and then I'm gonna start lasting.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's your favorite number, sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Sixty nine right now?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yes, well, I know, but it's it's that that's the temperature.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's a number.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Every time I see a thermostad, I always put it
to sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh my god. So here's my point is this.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We are we are imbeciles, we're children. We're children good
I mean. So, there are many words you hear that
make you go, what do you want for dinner?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'll have the eggplant.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I know what.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
My mom eating eggplant at the same table I'm sitting at.
It's not funny. It's an egg plant.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville Dicks, okay exactly.
And every day I'm like, yo, you guys want to
eat Dick every day. I can't get enough of it
every night?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What kind of fruit is that? That's our common quat. Okay,
that's my point. You know, you hear words, and there,
I bet there are a billion beyond what we just
gave you.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
As an example.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
There are words that make you laugh, or phrases or
names of stores, and you're like, oh, I can't stop,
I gotta laugh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how are you well?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, we're a bunch of little kids, like so we
were saying that, you know, our friend Jeff is visiting
the Grand Tetons and when people hear Titons they think
of boobies and laugh, and I'm like, what are you
four years old?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So you hear words that make you laugh? What do
you hear that makes you go?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Okay? So I work for a paper mill. We make paper.
We have giant paper machines, and I work in a
male dominated industry, right, so I'll sit in meetings and
they'll talk about issues with the paper machines, in particular
the cooch pit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And the best I know what's okay, what exactly is
a cooch pit?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, the cooch pit would be at the bottom of
the machine and it basically catches stuff that falls through
the wires on the paper machine when they're making paper.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The cooch pit.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right, Okay, So if you're in the paper mill business,
you know what a cooch pit is.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And you shouldn't laugh, But you laugh anyway, don't you. Jennifer?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I laugh inside every time?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, Oh, my goodness, thank you very much for listening
to us. Have a beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Guys, do you want to go to the new Bartle
they do down the street. The cooch pit, I like
mine without pits.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Pitless, pitless coach line line twenty two.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
See what's going on here? Hello Cara, Hi, welcome to
the show, and yes we are high h Hello lady,
what what innocent word do you hear that makes you giggle?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Dick?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm sorry, So you're talking about the store Dicks Sporting
Goods because.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Every time we drive by it in our town. It's
right next to Bjays. It's a constant running joke.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
My favorite when you see a sign for a department
store or a shopping sitter is his Dicks and then
below that Staples.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh god, all right, Karen, thanks for listening to us.
We'll go talk to Lauren.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hi, Lauren, Hi, Alguss, how are you today?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
We're acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You just made my morning, my whole morning on the
way to work.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The other day I was watching in a garden, you know,
the Barefoot Contessa, which is a funny line too, and
she was. They take the backbone out of the chicken
and flatten it out on the grill, and they call
it spatchcock. You know, it's really at the end of
the day, it's a chicken anyway. So what do you hear, Lauren?
That makes you just kind of giggle like a little
(04:57):
little girl.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
The park and rear signs, I think that's absolutely hysterical,
especially at the adult shops. But there's one place in
my town that the sign actually says ninety nine cent
parking in rear. Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wow, there's a bargain bargain in your town. All right, Lauren,
thank you very much parking your rear.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Got to be honest. It makes me laugh too.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
There's a sign in my town that says no dumping,
and so my son always stands next to a cracking up.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He said, take a bitch every next to the sign.
He got that from you, by the way.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
He's hello, Eric, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
How's everything in Chicago today?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
It's hot out man.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
I I just want to say I listen to you
guys every morning instead of the radio station stations in Chicago.
You guys are are hilarious and fantastic. Oh man, got
so much.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my
favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what do you
have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a little
idiot every time you see it?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Okay, So we have a restaurant chain out here. It's
a beef sandwich place and it's called Bona.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yes and stay ahead?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
And uh there's there's billboards all over the expressway out here,
and it's it says how big is your bono?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I hope you don't answer it out loud.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I mean I giggle like a little girl.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I love that. Next time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat
your I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Know what.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
All right, Eric, thank you so much for listening. Get
your friends to listen to We appreciate it very much.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Problem love you guys, all right, love you too. Really
another reason to go Chicago. Eat some Bona.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hello, Martha, Hye, Martha, how are you you're in a
good space today?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Are you happy?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I am very good? All right? So you're an adult,
but you still giggle like a kid when what happens.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
So I work with a guy named Dick, and so
when he gets visitors that I'm in I say, oh sure,
hang on, I'll go grab Dick.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
For you trying to get Yeah, I was, or.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
If I'm looking or if I'm looking around for him,
I'll tell the other guys, Hey, I'm looking for Dick.
Like a running joke, you know, Martha looking for Dick again.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
What does that say about you?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But Martha, I mean if your name is Dick, I
mean you're kind of you're kind of cursed. And if
you're a Dick and listening right now, our apologies to you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Is he a big guy? Danielle? All right, thank you, Martha.
You got to hand it to Dick. You know, Hi, Adam. So,
Adam worked at a cream cheese plant. So where can
this go.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Well, we have a homogenizer and it helps separate the
cream cheese and stuff. But when it breaks, they call
for maintenance on radio, say we need to fix the
homo because them I just blue.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Course, we have to fix our homo all the time. Dan, Yeah,
I like it. We got a problem. You know, we're
gonna lose money.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
The homo just just blue by Adam. Thank you, Thank
you for separating that cheese. Have a good day, man,
thanks for listening to us. Yes, that's scary. Whenever I
walk past the freshly mopped floor and I see that
yellow sign slippery when wet, I start laughing. Of course,
all right, we could, you know, we can actually, with
all the texts we've received today off this we could
(08:31):
go on for fifteen hours, I'm sure,
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I want us to get very juvenile. Yes, I volunteers tribute.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So our friend Jeff is going on vacation, and I said,
where you're going Yellowstone Tetons.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, why are you laughing? So Bronnie says, you know,
we're not hearing the word tits. It makes me laugh,
especially when you throw the grand in front of it.
The well, Okay, it's it's it's mountains, it's a mountain range.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So why when you hear the word titans do you
start giggling like a little girl.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It makes me think of boobies, which makes me think
of Danielle, because when Danielle hears any word that sounds
almost not even close to, but sort of close to sexual,
she starts laughing.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, like fend like what I am a pianist. A
pianist is a person who plays the piano. I know,
but it's funny. Why is the yous? Why the word
pianist funny to you? It sounds like penis, right, Venuses
are funny.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So the other day I said, oh God, it's a
little warm in here. Why don't you lower the temperature
on the ac and it's scary, says, it's already on
sixty nine, and then I'm gonna start lasting.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's your favorite number, sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Sixty nine right now?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yes, well, I know, but it's it's that that's the temperature.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's a number.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Every time I see a thermostad, I always put it
to sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh my god. So here's my point is this.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We are we are imbeciles, we're children. We're children good
I mean. So, there are many words you hear that
make you go, what do you want for dinner?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'll have the eggplant.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I know what.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
My mom eating eggplant at the same table I'm sitting at.
It's not funny. It's an egg plant.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville Dicks, okay exactly.
And every day I'm like, yo, you guys want to
eat Dick every day. I can't get enough of it
every night?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What kind of fruit is that? That's our common quat. Okay,
that's my point. You know, you hear words, and there,
I bet there are a billion beyond what we just
gave you.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
As an example.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
There are words that make you laugh, or phrases or
names of stores, and you're like, oh, I can't stop,
I gotta laugh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how are you well?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, we're a bunch of little kids, like so we
were saying that, you know, our friend Jeff is visiting
the Grand Tetons and when people hear Titons they think
of boobies and laugh, and I'm like, what are you
four years old?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So you hear words that make you laugh? What do
you hear that makes you go?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Okay? So I work for a paper mill. We make paper.
We have giant paper machines, and I work in a
male dominated industry, right, so I'll sit in meetings and
they'll talk about issues with the paper machines, in particular
the cooch pit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And the best I know what's okay, what exactly is
a cooch pit?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, the cooch pit would be at the bottom of
the machine and it basically catches stuff that falls through
the wires on the paper machine when they're making paper.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The cooch pit.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right, Okay, So if you're in the paper mill business,
you know what a cooch pit is.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And you shouldn't laugh, But you laugh anyway, don't you. Jennifer?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I laugh inside every time?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, Oh, my goodness, thank you very much for listening
to us. Have a beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Guys, do you want to go to the new Bartle
they do down the street. The cooch pit, I like
mine without pits.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Pitless, pitless coach line line twenty two.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
See what's going on here? Hello Cara, Hi, welcome to
the show, and yes we are high h Hello lady,
what what innocent word do you hear that makes you giggle?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Dick?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm sorry, So you're talking about the store Dicks Sporting
Goods because.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Every time we drive by it in our town. It's
right next to Bjays. It's a constant running joke.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
My favorite when you see a sign for a department
store or a shopping sitter is his Dicks and then
below that Staples.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh god, all right, Karen, thanks for listening to us.
We'll go talk to Lauren.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hi, Lauren, Hi, Alguss, how are you today?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
We're acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You just made my morning, my whole morning on the
way to work.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The other day I was watching in a garden, you know,
the Barefoot Contessa, which is a funny line too, and
she was. They take the backbone out of the chicken
and flatten it out on the grill, and they call
it spatchcock. You know, it's really at the end of
the day, it's a chicken anyway. So what do you hear, Lauren?
That makes you just kind of giggle like a little
(04:57):
little girl.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
The park and rear signs, I think that's absolutely hysterical,
especially at the adult shops. But there's one place in
my town that the sign actually says ninety nine cent
parking in rear. Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wow, there's a bargain bargain in your town. All right, Lauren,
thank you very much parking your rear.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Got to be honest. It makes me laugh too.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
There's a sign in my town that says no dumping,
and so my son always stands next to a cracking up.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He said, take a bitch every next to the sign.
He got that from you, by the way.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
He's hello, Eric, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
How's everything in Chicago today?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
It's hot out man.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
I I just want to say I listen to you
guys every morning instead of the radio station stations in Chicago.
You guys are are hilarious and fantastic. Oh man, got
so much.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my
favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what do you
have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a little
idiot every time you see it?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Okay, So we have a restaurant chain out here. It's
a beef sandwich place and it's called Bona.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yes and stay ahead?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
And uh there's there's billboards all over the expressway out here,
and it's it says how big is your bono?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I hope you don't answer it out loud.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I mean I giggle like a little girl.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I love that. Next time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat
your I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Know what.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
All right, Eric, thank you so much for listening. Get
your friends to listen to We appreciate it very much.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Problem love you guys, all right, love you too. Really
another reason to go Chicago. Eat some Bona.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hello, Martha, Hye, Martha, how are you you're in a
good space today?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Are you happy?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I am very good? All right? So you're an adult,
but you still giggle like a kid when what happens.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
So I work with a guy named Dick, and so
when he gets visitors that I'm in I say, oh sure,
hang on, I'll go grab Dick.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
For you trying to get Yeah, I was, or.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
If I'm looking or if I'm looking around for him,
I'll tell the other guys, Hey, I'm looking for Dick.
Like a running joke, you know, Martha looking for Dick again.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
What does that say about you?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But Martha, I mean if your name is Dick, I
mean you're kind of you're kind of cursed. And if
you're a Dick and listening right now, our apologies to you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Is he a big guy? Danielle? All right, thank you, Martha.
You got to hand it to Dick. You know, Hi, Adam. So,
Adam worked at a cream cheese plant. So where can
this go.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Well, we have a homogenizer and it helps separate the
cream cheese and stuff. But when it breaks, they call
for maintenance on radio, say we need to fix the
homo because them I just blue.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Course, we have to fix our homo all the time. Dan, Yeah,
I like it. We got a problem. You know, we're
gonna lose money.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
The homo just just blue by Adam. Thank you, Thank
you for separating that cheese. Have a good day, man,
thanks for listening to us. Yes, that's scary. Whenever I
walk past the freshly mopped floor and I see that
yellow sign slippery when wet, I start laughing. Of course,
all right, we could, you know, we can actually, with
all the texts we've received today off this we could
(08:31):
go on for fifteen hours, I'm sure,
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