October 24, 2025 • 6 mins
Houston, we have a problem and it involves a leftover red velvet cake in our office!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So outside the kitchen down the hall where we get
our coffee, there's a big, half eaten red velvet cake.
Apparently there was some sort of celebration yesterday and the
cake is still there.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay. So God and I get together.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
As we do every morning, and we're getting our coffee,
and I'm like, good God, that cake. They should throw
that away. That is just it's teaming with all sorts
of disease, right, And as we said that, tell them
what happened.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We're standing there and I see something approach the cake.
Turn around.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's Nate with a four.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
He ate some of that red velvet cake that's been
out since Jimmy Carter was president.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And we know for a fact that in this building,
because we've seen them with our own two eyes, there
are rats and roaches. You ate an overnight cake in
the rat and roach kitchen.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You did that wouldn't have bothered me. The fact that somebody,
I believe cut it with a tuna fish knife, That's
what that was the problem.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because I took it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I took a bite of the edge, and I did
not taste red velvet or cream, cheese frosting. I tasted
old tuna fish.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It wasn't a red velvet cake. It was a red
snapper cake? Was red snapper? Give me some Yeah? But
why Danielle? Danielle really daniel Okay, oh Daniel's she's having
a fit either way.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh my gosh, that's so bad. I recorded smell it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But why would you eat off a cake that you
know has been there since last night?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It is radio?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
How many times have we come in here? There's a
slice of pizza and nobody knows when it was delivered,
nobody knows who ordered it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I would never have you wonder why you're sick in
the hospital all the time. You had two trokes because
you eat the red velvet cake with water frosted. We
all do it? What we don't all do that? Roll
the dice on overnight leftovers. It's not a big deal.
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It is, don't you know? It's a fried rice syndromes.
There are people who actually die because if fried rice
is sitting out like all night and you eat it,
it's it's teeming with all.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What are you doing? Garrett, Gary?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why would here?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Garret? He brought the tuna cake in What are you doing?
What do you? Why are you bringing the tuna cake
in here? Well, Nate said he liked it so much,
I figured it would not finish it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I stand correct. Actually, you know what, if I dug
into it away from the tuna edge, I may be
able to do to sniff the knife.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Nor get that out of here, Garrett.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Gary, get that with what Scotty, that's a good idea, Scotty,
make love to my red velveet cake. What are you
going to do to it?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'll do it, taste have your way, No, get that, Garrett,
Scary's hungry. Now Daniel's gonna start vomiting. Daniel, I'm not
having that cake, and I know, get.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Out of here. She's gonna vomit. She kicked Garret the ass.
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm calling h R right now. You kicked him into
his buttoks. Oh here she goes.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh why now I get out of here. Damn it
to hell.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Like this is the worst, the worst show ever ever.
People are gagging while listening to you.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh so gross. I could not believe he did it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
We were sitting there like he's not up.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I would have been totally fine if that tuna knife
wasn't used to to to disperse they don't eat old cake.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And immediately threw it up into the trash can, all
of which was recorded.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
By the way, wait a.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Minute, you are the you are a guilty party, Duran.
How many times do you order pizza and you order
it the night before then you bring it in for us?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like, hey, where was this pizza overnight in your fridge?
I just left it out on the oven. Let it
sit out. Lots of people eat cold pizza in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Now it's left.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's been sitting out for twelve at least it's at
his house, not cake.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Roach in festival Park also, strangers were devouring that cake
with their fingers, and it's scott to Bee putting wiener
in there.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Just I think there's a big difference between leaving it
out at your home and leaving it out here truly
like the Den of Creatures, because we've seen the people
who walk around here on the way that they treat things.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Does Scotty Bee have a tunic? How did this conversation
get to where it is? Soone just in a text,
it's the same in our teacher's lounge. No one questions
where the food came from, or how long.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's been there. It's people. Come on, we need teachers
to live. Food is food. No, no, it's not food.
It's ten thousand years ago.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Your ancestors were they found a dead carcass somewhere, and
they're like, oh, most.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Years ago, most carcasses are dead, not twenty twenty five.
I was always don't waste food.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We know that, we can tell.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You gotta take it. Taking it today. Hold on, let's
check traffic. Time to check traffic. I'm sorry, scary, sorry,
not talking. He's been going to the gym five days
this week.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Change.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
We got to take a break. It's not time you
get I think I beat my fans a little. You peat.
Everyone's well. Never never turned down food after Rall
It's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So outside the kitchen down the hall where we get
our coffee, there's a big, half eaten red velvet cake.
Apparently there was some sort of celebration yesterday and the
cake is still there.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay. So God and I get together.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
As we do every morning, and we're getting our coffee,
and I'm like, good God, that cake. They should throw
that away. That is just it's teaming with all sorts
of disease, right, And as we said that, tell them
what happened.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We're standing there and I see something approach the cake.
Turn around.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's Nate with a four.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
He ate some of that red velvet cake that's been
out since Jimmy Carter was president.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And we know for a fact that in this building,
because we've seen them with our own two eyes, there
are rats and roaches. You ate an overnight cake in
the rat and roach kitchen.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You did that wouldn't have bothered me. The fact that somebody,
I believe cut it with a tuna fish knife, That's
what that was the problem.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because I took it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I took a bite of the edge, and I did
not taste red velvet or cream, cheese frosting. I tasted
old tuna fish.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It wasn't a red velvet cake. It was a red
snapper cake? Was red snapper? Give me some Yeah? But
why Danielle? Danielle really daniel Okay, oh Daniel's she's having
a fit either way.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh my gosh, that's so bad. I recorded smell it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But why would you eat off a cake that you
know has been there since last night?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It is radio?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
How many times have we come in here? There's a
slice of pizza and nobody knows when it was delivered,
nobody knows who ordered it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I would never have you wonder why you're sick in
the hospital all the time. You had two trokes because
you eat the red velvet cake with water frosted. We
all do it? What we don't all do that? Roll
the dice on overnight leftovers. It's not a big deal.
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It is, don't you know? It's a fried rice syndromes.
There are people who actually die because if fried rice
is sitting out like all night and you eat it,
it's it's teeming with all.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What are you doing? Garrett, Gary?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why would here?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Garret? He brought the tuna cake in What are you doing?
What do you? Why are you bringing the tuna cake
in here? Well, Nate said he liked it so much,
I figured it would not finish it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I stand correct. Actually, you know what, if I dug
into it away from the tuna edge, I may be
able to do to sniff the knife.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Nor get that out of here, Garrett.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Gary, get that with what Scotty, that's a good idea, Scotty,
make love to my red velveet cake. What are you
going to do to it?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'll do it, taste have your way, No, get that, Garrett,
Scary's hungry. Now Daniel's gonna start vomiting. Daniel, I'm not
having that cake, and I know, get.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Out of here. She's gonna vomit. She kicked Garret the ass.
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm calling h R right now. You kicked him into
his buttoks. Oh here she goes.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh why now I get out of here. Damn it
to hell.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Like this is the worst, the worst show ever ever.
People are gagging while listening to you.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh so gross. I could not believe he did it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
We were sitting there like he's not up.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I would have been totally fine if that tuna knife
wasn't used to to to disperse they don't eat old cake.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And immediately threw it up into the trash can, all
of which was recorded.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
By the way, wait a.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Minute, you are the you are a guilty party, Duran.
How many times do you order pizza and you order
it the night before then you bring it in for us?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like, hey, where was this pizza overnight in your fridge?
I just left it out on the oven. Let it
sit out. Lots of people eat cold pizza in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Now it's left.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's been sitting out for twelve at least it's at
his house, not cake.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Roach in festival Park also, strangers were devouring that cake
with their fingers, and it's scott to Bee putting wiener
in there.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Just I think there's a big difference between leaving it
out at your home and leaving it out here truly
like the Den of Creatures, because we've seen the people
who walk around here on the way that they treat things.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Does Scotty Bee have a tunic? How did this conversation
get to where it is? Soone just in a text,
it's the same in our teacher's lounge. No one questions
where the food came from, or how long.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's been there. It's people. Come on, we need teachers
to live. Food is food. No, no, it's not food.
It's ten thousand years ago.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Your ancestors were they found a dead carcass somewhere, and
they're like, oh, most.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Years ago, most carcasses are dead, not twenty twenty five.
I was always don't waste food.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We know that, we can tell.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You gotta take it. Taking it today. Hold on, let's
check traffic. Time to check traffic. I'm sorry, scary, sorry,
not talking. He's been going to the gym five days
this week.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Change.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
We got to take a break. It's not time you
get I think I beat my fans a little. You peat.
Everyone's well. Never never turned down food after Rall
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