What Animal Are You?

We are feeling our wild sides and asking what animals we think we all are. Do you agree?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Hey,
so if you if you could be an animal, let's say,
if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
Have you ever thought about this if you could be one?
Or like? What actually are you?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You know what what animal are you? Let's put it
that way. I know that you and your boyfriend Brandon
got into this, Gandhi, Yeah, he's rude, obviously you you
know you weren't sober? Yeah, kind of So what animal
are you? So? I said, he's a wolf. I think
he's very wolf like he said, I am a combination

(00:42):
of a bug and a raptor. How can you be
a bug and a raptor? I don't know, but it
felt fitting, I guess. And then Andrew was like, yeah,
I totally agree with that.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Rude.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Isn't a rap like a Ruptor's a bird? Right? Like
a yeah? Yeah, you mean, like okay, like a dinosaur
and a bug. Was thinking about this, you know Alex
of course, you know, working at the zoo since he
was a kid, he was really really into the foxes. Yeah,
and I see him with mannerisms of a fox. Oh,

(01:13):
because I guess he was hanging around them, so I
consider him either a fox or from the swimming pool.
He only does that thing where he just silently swims around.
It doesn't make any noise, and all you see are
his eyes. He's like an alligator ready to attack. I
could see both of those. But what animal would I be?
Do you have an animal for me? I know Nate's

(01:35):
thinking you're a bitch. I think you'll be a monkey
because you're playful. You know you have that mark. Yeah,
you play chicks on people, kind of I do. I
don't know you're you're you're fun and finicky and scary.
You're more of a sloth, dude. I was going to say,

(01:58):
you took the words out of my mouth. I am
I move slowly self admitted. I like absolutely. I like you.
You like to eat. I like slots have low stress,
low anxiety. They don't have any real Prolots drive one
block to the restaurant, definitely right, always sleeping. What about Danielle, Danielle, Wow,

(02:26):
because you're you're kind of feisty. I think a goat.
I think your goat noise, man, I mean, goats are
kind of let me hear you. Let's hear your goat again?
Let's see if this is you. I think you're the goat.
You're a goat.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're the goat. The goat.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Froggy froggies. Froggy is like a hound.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, I want to be a dog because you're a dog.
I'm loyal, but at the same time, I can be
a little irritating sometimes, like I want to play when
other people don't want to play, Like come, let's go,
so let's have a good time.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I can see that you're a dog. Somebody has to
be a jack at. Yeah, mate, yeah, stubborn, You're very stubborn.
I'm a jackass. Okay, there there you have. Here's your
menagerie of animals. But a raptor bug. I don't know.
That's a strange one. Gandhi. I think we can come
up with it. You're some sort of bird to me,

(03:17):
like like not a not a little chirpy bird, like
a big bird. Like, uh, no, you're not, because I
find them to be a bit awkward. She's you're giving frog.
I think you're a cassowary nice bird. No, they're the
most they are the most dangerous. That's one with that

(03:40):
giant beak right like the humongous they can actually kick
right through your torso my god, Oh damn, I like that.
I don't know about the beak. And look at up cassowary.
I think they've killed people, haven't they know they do?
It is the most dangerous bird on the planet Earth.
You don't want, but I find you to be thought
it was. You know, the cassowaries are frightening. They know

(04:02):
they will kill you. You never ever want to be
in the same area as a cassowary. Before my nose
job in college, I might have been the two can Okay, Elvis,
they're texting in for you. A koala, a groundhog. Okay,
I'll take those. Those are nice. Let's play a song.

(04:23):
Do we have song about animals? Yeah? The Bloodhound Gang
we do. Yeah, You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
Oh my god, push the play, hold on to wait
for it. Okay. We've had sort of a thematic show today.
It's been very animal centric. Has it not touch I

(04:43):
appreciate it? Anybody here. It is