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September 24, 2024 • 8 mins
The crew discusses their frustration with the HOA in their neighborhoods.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
All kind of neighborhood you live in, but you know
there are these HOA controlled neighborhoods. Yes, right, I know, Frog,
you live in an HOA neighborhood, right I do? Yeah,
I mean where you know you buy the house. It's
a nice neighborhood. You know, families, you know, whatever, it's
it's whatever, and the HOA is supposed to keep it clean,
keep it together. If someone doesn't mow the yard or

(00:28):
they have a you know, a car out in the
front yard for a couple of years and they make
him move it.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Right. Well, I was looking.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
At this whatever online on Instagram. I think it's in
the nine to five fours, so in like Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, this guy had a birthday party at his house,
an event, right, and there were three black SUVs parked
out front and they and the windows were all all
you know, blacked out and everything. He got an email
from the HOA. Did you see this?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, hey, just let me read this.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
This is why I would never live in one of
these neighborhoods. I hope you're doing well. I wanted to
reach out regarding an incident that occurred over the weekend
at your birthday party, A few of us in the
community couldn't help but notice the arrival of three blacked
out SUVs, which quite frankly startled and un settled several
of your neighbors startled. What it goes on to say,
it's really concerning to see each other's vehicles showing up

(01:23):
in our otherwise peaceful, family oriented neighborhood, especially without any
prior notice. As you can imagine, the sight of them
raised a lot of questions and caused quite a bit
of anxiety. Some residents even thought something more serious was happening.
The whole situation was quite honestly alarming, and we had
no idea how to react.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
How are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
You did react, you said a stupid email.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
He exactly. I mean, what kind of neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
They don't even they don't even want black cars in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
It's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I know, I know. Look, you know, and you and
some of these videos.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I think a lot of people will use their ring
camera to catch the hoa people coming. And you got
to get this ivy off your front porch. It's a
little it's against HOA rules. No, so, Nate, aren't your
parents having a little HOA drama right now?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yes, yes, there's HOA drama because the HOA didn't inform
the residence of a pickleball court that was just installed.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
My dad was doing.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
He's like, yeah, they were building this thing next to
the you know, the picnic area, And I got your
mother to measure it with the measuring tape and we
found out it's a pickleball court.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
What like, that's a huge drop ball, Like.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
What's a pickleball court in there?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
It's like one hundred yards from my parents house. I'm
gonna even hear that.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, look, I understand the importance of some HOA organizations.
I get it right, But you know, I don't know.
It's just this is what America has come to. It's
kind of weird. Yeah, Frog, So we had a huge
problem here in uh An Jacksonville. There was a guy
that lived in a total different neighborhood. He wanted to
put a sidewalk along beside his house. But I guess

(03:07):
for some reason that's not allowed. I don't know what
the reason is. It's not allowed to put a sidewalk
within so many feet of the property line. He drove
through other neighborhoods, not even his own, other neighborhoods in
that town, and took pictures and addresses and turned everybody in.
It was just the county because he was bitter because

(03:27):
he couldn't do it, and all those people got letters.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
It was.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
It was ugly. It was really really ugly.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
John.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Have you ever lived in an HOA neighborhood?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, Brandon is in one right now, and there's drum
over there because he's been in that house for years
and he just got a notice that said, oh, the
color of the porch is wrong. This is your first warning.
After the first morning. You'll be fined every week until
it stakes like, oh my god, the porch when he
moved in. I don't understand what.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Frog.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
If you bought the house that way, league, you don't
have to change, at least in Florida. I don't know
what the rule is there. Okay, But because the HOA
signs off when you buy the house, when the bill
of sale's done, whatever they sign off on, you are
allowed to keep. They have approved that house for sale,
and therefore you were in.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Grandfather did no to self They also play hard to get.
They'll email you, but they'll never write back when you
email them.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Like also up at a meeting. Don't think I won't.
I will be there today the afternoon, no problem.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I I like, like I said before, I mean, I
can understand the thought behind the HOA. I don't think
I ever want to really live in an h boy neighborhood.
I mean, I just depend on my neighbors. Just just
do the right thing, right. You know, if someone down
the street can't mow their yard, maybe it's an elderly person.
You know, have some people go knock over or say, hey,
do you need some help? You know, if you if

(04:45):
we have someone you know in our family, my kid,
he mows yards. If you want them to come down
once a week to mow your yard. I mean, but
to walk up to someone or send them a letter
say we're going to start finding you. Oh my god
here in your neighborhood. Like a house should be a home,
not a house, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
There's a difference.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
But you sign that agreement, right, You sign that HOA agreement,
and and you know you're subject to their laws and
and buy laws and rules.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Right, it's true. What's scary.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Even though I live in an apartment building, they act
like the hoa people because they set rules and we're
not allowed to have anything outside on our doors. We
can't we're not allowed to put doormats outside the apartment
building doors. And I can't put a wreath at Christmas.
And when Devaley came, forget about it. They put all
these decorations outside the doors. People were like calling, you know,
calling everybody that they're saying, no, I'm complaining to the management.

(05:38):
If I can't have my Christmas wreath, you can't have
your Devaley.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, yeah, it turns into a thing.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
There's a there's a great couple with the kid down
the hallway and everyone smiled, okay, and they bike around
the city whatever. You know, everyone smiled. The kid'll leave,
they'll leave the bike in the hall or there, live
their shoes by the door.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Whatever. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And I mean, I mean it's if there's a problem,
you know, I'm whatever, there's no problem. I mean, they're
just living their lives. They have a kid, dirt, they
have dirty shoes. They don't want him an apartment. Who cares.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
There was a lady in my old neighborhood. She would
walk around with the clipboard. She would write down if
your garbage came with outside past. However, in the hours
when the garbage man came, she would write down and
turn it in. That is all she did, walk around
with her little clipboard. I know who you are, Liz,
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think my friend has that same lady in her
neighborhood down the shore, because.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh yeah, over like the winter.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You know, they do a lot of improvements, and there's
certain things you're not supposed to do, but you can
get away with, like outdoor shower and like digging too
deep under your porch. And I'm pretty sure that same
lady walks around with the measuring tape. This person is
doing this, this person is doing that. She sends them
all out to inspect her.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Can you vote these people out?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, I guess you could. I mean, if you know,
if enough people you know have a problem with it.
Here in New York City, we have a thing called
the co op. We have the co op, which is
there's two different types of apartment you can buy. You
can buy a condo and a co op. The condo
is like a regular apartment. You go in you buy
the apartment in the building, and you know whatever the
co op, you have to be approved by a board

(07:20):
in the building. They can be the most awful, racist,
mean people. They can keep you up for whatever reason,
and they don't have to tell you why. Legally, they
don't have to tell you why. And so I was
trying to buy in a co op building one time,
and I'm like, no, I don't think I want to
live in a community where they can dictate how I
live my life. Why would I live there? Same with

(07:41):
these HOA people. You and your clipboards go away out here,
I know, geez. Anyway, so I love that letter. I tell,
how dare you have blacked out windowed SUVs in front
of your house?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I feel unsafe, really, I know in windows.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I guess the people in the neighborhood thought the FBI was
there and they're investigating something.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
You know, you need more hobbies. People need hobbies in
this world. I wonder if Diddy was in an h
o A neighborhood. I doubt it. Anyway, let's get into
the horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Producer Sam y'all sorts of blackout windowed SUVs front of
in front of the free coughs are free.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Coughs allowed with let me go check the h o
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