June 14, 2024 • 10 mins
When you drink do you misplace your items? Where do things mysteriously disappear to after you start drinking?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We were out for lunch the other day and uh,
you know, we always stood at the bar, you know,
easy and easy out, gotta go. And uh, there was
a couple at the end of the bar. Looked like
they'd been there for a while. She was sort of sagging.
That makes sense, I mean, you know sagging. Is it
not her breasts? I mean she was she was like
starting to kind of slip lower and lower on this
(00:26):
on the stool. They'd been drinking. They had been drinking. Yeah,
So they left and she left her purse on the
bar and it was a it was a very expensive
designer purse. We'll leave it at that. And I'm like,
oh my god. And and I told the bar to
he she left her purse at the bar, and she went,
oh my god. She looked up and they had already
(00:47):
driven away. Right, Can you imagine do you do you
can you leave a purse at a bar? I mean
is it that? I mean people don't do that, do they?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, easily, of course? Really? Oh yeah, but your your
whole world is in there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
First of all, if you're wasted, you don't even know,
like what When I got married, two people said to me,
we lost your card with the money in it. They
like left it someplace along the way because they were
so wasted. You could leave things of importance everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
When I came here to sit in with you guys
for the first time, it was Saint Patrick's day. I
went out with my friends and we got hammered. I
left my backpack in the back of a cab, not
even a new were a cab.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I lost everything. Oh my god, that would that would
be the end of my life. That would drive me inside.
I mean, I leave my credit card sometimes because you
leave it in the thing and you sign it, and
you know, and you know, and yehoe right behind the
old station down in Tribeca. I was in there, had
a little a little tequila with a friend and I
(01:54):
left left my credit card. I went and I went
in the next day and I said, hey, he went, Elvis,
how are you? I said, can you see He said, yeah,
We've got it. I mean, oh, thank you. He said,
I need to see your ID. I said, what mean,
you know? Hold on so okay? He said, I gotta
do it. Okay. He was very nice. He's very nice
and thank god, you know. But the credit card is
(02:17):
easier to leave by purse. It is this chunky thing.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yep, it doesn't matter if you're hammered. That thing gets
left terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We have a very dear friend who Froggy knows who
I'm talking about. Everyone does. Every time he visits New York.
He always gets drunk and leaves everything in the back
of a cab. Does his wallet, his phone, everything.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
His phone always leaves his phone everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Does But we love him. It's see. I think if
if I carried a person daily, I would probably be
I would leave the purse before I leave the phone.
The phone is like you're dead without the phone. You
can't get your purse without your phone, right. The phone's everything.
I don't know. It's the worst I know, I know,
And but when you can't find it and then you
(03:00):
have to how many credit cards do you have? I mean,
do you have to call all these companies?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
So, because I'm so irresponsible, I only put my license
and a credit card in a wallet.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I won't put all the other stuff in there because
I lose it so often that I'm just like, I
can't go through this twenty times.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I always have my medical card on me though, because
just in case.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And if they are to say, well, we can't take
her because she doesn't have insurance, I'm like, well, I'm
dying over here, so I just in case I want
to have a medical card.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Don't they have to take you if you don't have insurance?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Also, it's on you. You can put on your phone.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I could take a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That would be short. So I wonder how many people
are just waking up because you know, they get up
a little later because they work at a restaurant or whatever.
They know for a fact, there's a room or a
big drawer at the restaurant that's full of purses and
phones and keys and sunglasses, I mean the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I wonder how long they wait, Like if someone loses
a really expensive pair of sunglasses, Like, how long do
you wait before as someone at the restaurant that works
there can take it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. I don't know. Is there a law?
I don't know. The thing is there's no way you
can function. I would be able to function with a purse.
I would leave that. I would leave it everywhere. And
now that I think about it. This is why I
have This is why people make fun of me. They
call me mister Pockets because I put everything in my pockets.
It's like, look at that bulge in that man's pants
(04:24):
and I'm not talking about it in the middle. I mean,
I have like mountains of things in my pockets because
that's that's where I keep it. That's my purse, right.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I bet they cash in at like Times Square where
travelers are just coming through and they're never going to
come back, so you just get whatever they leave.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I don't know, So you know that's my that's
my ask for the weekend. Make sure you keep up
with your stuff. Don't leave it behind. You may never
see it again. Are you guys missing something right now?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Any are? What are you missing?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Where? So my son left his spikes shoes in a
hotel in Atlantic City and so when we went, I
went and I checked the room. They were so nice
to me, they were so cool, they let me check
the room. And then there's actually a website where a
lot of hotels are part of that. You go and
you put a claim in and they text you if
they find anything, and if they don't find it within
(05:18):
a certain amount of time. They will text you and
say we're really sorry we didn't find your right them.
If they do find it, there's a place to put
your credit card in so that they can mail it
back to you, which I think is pretty cool. But
we haven't gotten an email, so I think mine are gone.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Have you ever left something in the hotel safe in
your little room? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh yeah, passports all the time. Oh my god, this work. Yeah,
turn around like ten minutes into that ride of the airport, like.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh left my pastor yeah, passports, what's carried? I am
notorious for leaving phone chargers in the hotel room because
I usually leave it next to the lamp whatever, and
it's connected and when you do the scan of the room,
your eye doesn't go to that. But those things are
like fifty dollars now, especially for Apple the iPhones, those
big blocks, right, those fifty bucks. Every time you leave
in those behind. People leave their air pods behind. I mean,
(06:03):
what are you gonna do? So you know, we've got
too many detached things in our lives. This is my point.
We need to live in this future world where everything
is embedded under our skins. Oh yeah, you know what
I'm saying, chips. We need chip Yeah, we need to
be chipped. I mean we chip our animals, you know,
we chip our dogs, we chip our cats. We should
be chipped.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You're right, I don't know. Line nineteen is Joe his
debit card has Oh listen to Joe. How long ago
was it when you were at the cheesecake Factory?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It was about a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What did you order? Because I love the menu at
the Cheesecake Factory. They got everything in that kitchen. What
did you have? Do you remember? It is the bible
of a menu, It is what do you have?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I always get the chicken parm sandwich?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Good God? So what is at the cheesecake Factory? From
your your visit from a week ago?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It is so what had happened was we were celebrating
my birthday and you know the streaks are very good
at the Cheesecake Factory. All yes, And I just happened
to leave my debit card in the book and it's
in Jersey City and that's just like really tough for
me to get to when you're the tough part is
in twenty twenty four to use your.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Fault for everything.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So like, I gun still go to the grocery store,
I can still scan my thing, so it'll I'll get
there when I get there.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
How much would you pay me to go get it?
I know where that cheesecake factory is my apartment.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ye, scary lives right across the street from your debit card. Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, there's not a lot on it, but he can
have it at this point. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Wow, I love that. I don't think he's playing on
stealing your cash. It's probably safe. It's the cheesecake factory.
I mean, you know, what are you gonna do? Definite?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I also work at a restaurant and we have a
ton of stuff and I find people's cards all the time.
Sometimes I can chase after them and sometimes I can't,
but usually come back.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I know. But is there a lot of stuff in
your in your drawer at at the restaurant that's been
there for a long time? They're never coming back for
I mean, at what point do you get rid of it?
Danielle was wanting to know.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, honestly, I don't get paid enough to even know that,
but I know that we hold on to it for quite.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
A few weeks.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, so what comes back? So I'm sorry I do
not have that answer. I'm just a guy who left
the car.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
All right. Scary wants to know, since your debit card
is across the street from his apartment, what's your last name,
social Security and birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Excellent, excellent. Well, he can just treat me to cheesecake
factory and I'll tell him all of it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm gonna tell you. You got me thinking about cheesecake factory
and we're going upstate. Do you think there's cheesecake factories upstate? Gandhi,
we're going today, Yeah, for sure, at least on the way.
Why would we go all the way upstate to eat
a cheesecake? Again, there's one right next to my apartment.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
There. Oh my, but.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
They have so many, so many options, that's food for everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Are the best.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They must have the biggest kitchen and refrigeration system in
the world. But it's like, where do you keep all
this stuff? God? My my favorite is still the barbecue
chicken pizza still to this day. Anyone went to cheesecake
Factory and ordered cheesecake? Anyone? Oh yeah, oh I always
get it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But you have to get it to go because you're
so full by the end that you can't eat it.
So you always take it with you.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I have made journeys just to go get the cheesecake.
Take the little light rail, grab a cheesecake, come home,
eat it by the water. It's a really good time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I mean, you sound like a good time, Joe. Let's
hang out. Oh my god, have the best day, the
best weekend ever. If you don't need your debit card,
you got your phone, You're good.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We'll get there. We'll get there eventually.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
The year's buddy. Take care, have a great, great weekend.
Take care. Yeah, cheesecake factory. So we're going up to
a way upstate New York. That would I say way upstate.
It's really not way upstate, but it's you know, a
couple of hours up. And so Gandhi did a deep
dive and all the restaurants, Yes there's a billy. She's like,
we're never gonna starve. Look at all these restaurants.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I can't believe how many are right around this place
that we're going. I thought it was going to be,
you know, like very secluded, and we were maybe gonna
have to pack snacks nope.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
All the food. No, we're good. Do we got to
stop at a couple of rest stops? Do you have
to pee a lot?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
If I think about it, then I'll have to pee.
It's a very weird thing. If I don't think about it,
I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
All right. Well, I just want you to peek before
we go to bed together.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
No promises.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We were out for lunch the other day and uh,
you know, we always stood at the bar, you know,
easy and easy out, gotta go. And uh, there was
a couple at the end of the bar. Looked like
they'd been there for a while. She was sort of sagging.
That makes sense, I mean, you know sagging. Is it
not her breasts? I mean she was she was like
starting to kind of slip lower and lower on this
(00:26):
on the stool. They'd been drinking. They had been drinking. Yeah,
So they left and she left her purse on the
bar and it was a it was a very expensive
designer purse. We'll leave it at that. And I'm like,
oh my god. And and I told the bar to
he she left her purse at the bar, and she went,
oh my god. She looked up and they had already
(00:47):
driven away. Right, Can you imagine do you do you
can you leave a purse at a bar? I mean
is it that? I mean people don't do that, do they?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, easily, of course? Really? Oh yeah, but your your
whole world is in there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
First of all, if you're wasted, you don't even know,
like what When I got married, two people said to me,
we lost your card with the money in it. They
like left it someplace along the way because they were
so wasted. You could leave things of importance everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
When I came here to sit in with you guys
for the first time, it was Saint Patrick's day. I
went out with my friends and we got hammered. I
left my backpack in the back of a cab, not
even a new were a cab.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I lost everything. Oh my god, that would that would
be the end of my life. That would drive me inside.
I mean, I leave my credit card sometimes because you
leave it in the thing and you sign it, and
you know, and you know, and yehoe right behind the
old station down in Tribeca. I was in there, had
a little a little tequila with a friend and I
(01:54):
left left my credit card. I went and I went
in the next day and I said, hey, he went, Elvis,
how are you? I said, can you see He said, yeah,
We've got it. I mean, oh, thank you. He said,
I need to see your ID. I said, what mean,
you know? Hold on so okay? He said, I gotta
do it. Okay. He was very nice. He's very nice
and thank god, you know. But the credit card is
(02:17):
easier to leave by purse. It is this chunky thing.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yep, it doesn't matter if you're hammered. That thing gets
left terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We have a very dear friend who Froggy knows who
I'm talking about. Everyone does. Every time he visits New York.
He always gets drunk and leaves everything in the back
of a cab. Does his wallet, his phone, everything.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
His phone always leaves his phone everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Does But we love him. It's see. I think if
if I carried a person daily, I would probably be
I would leave the purse before I leave the phone.
The phone is like you're dead without the phone. You
can't get your purse without your phone, right. The phone's everything.
I don't know. It's the worst I know, I know,
And but when you can't find it and then you
(03:00):
have to how many credit cards do you have? I mean,
do you have to call all these companies?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
So, because I'm so irresponsible, I only put my license
and a credit card in a wallet.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I won't put all the other stuff in there because
I lose it so often that I'm just like, I
can't go through this twenty times.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I always have my medical card on me though, because
just in case.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And if they are to say, well, we can't take
her because she doesn't have insurance, I'm like, well, I'm
dying over here, so I just in case I want
to have a medical card.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Don't they have to take you if you don't have insurance?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Also, it's on you. You can put on your phone.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I could take a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That would be short. So I wonder how many people
are just waking up because you know, they get up
a little later because they work at a restaurant or whatever.
They know for a fact, there's a room or a
big drawer at the restaurant that's full of purses and
phones and keys and sunglasses, I mean the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I wonder how long they wait, Like if someone loses
a really expensive pair of sunglasses, Like, how long do
you wait before as someone at the restaurant that works
there can take it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. I don't know. Is there a law?
I don't know. The thing is there's no way you
can function. I would be able to function with a purse.
I would leave that. I would leave it everywhere. And
now that I think about it. This is why I
have This is why people make fun of me. They
call me mister Pockets because I put everything in my pockets.
It's like, look at that bulge in that man's pants
(04:24):
and I'm not talking about it in the middle. I mean,
I have like mountains of things in my pockets because
that's that's where I keep it. That's my purse, right.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I bet they cash in at like Times Square where
travelers are just coming through and they're never going to
come back, so you just get whatever they leave.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I don't know, So you know that's my that's
my ask for the weekend. Make sure you keep up
with your stuff. Don't leave it behind. You may never
see it again. Are you guys missing something right now?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Any are? What are you missing?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Where? So my son left his spikes shoes in a
hotel in Atlantic City and so when we went, I
went and I checked the room. They were so nice
to me, they were so cool, they let me check
the room. And then there's actually a website where a
lot of hotels are part of that. You go and
you put a claim in and they text you if
they find anything, and if they don't find it within
(05:18):
a certain amount of time. They will text you and
say we're really sorry we didn't find your right them.
If they do find it, there's a place to put
your credit card in so that they can mail it
back to you, which I think is pretty cool. But
we haven't gotten an email, so I think mine are gone.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Have you ever left something in the hotel safe in
your little room? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh yeah, passports all the time. Oh my god, this work. Yeah,
turn around like ten minutes into that ride of the airport, like.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh left my pastor yeah, passports, what's carried? I am
notorious for leaving phone chargers in the hotel room because
I usually leave it next to the lamp whatever, and
it's connected and when you do the scan of the room,
your eye doesn't go to that. But those things are
like fifty dollars now, especially for Apple the iPhones, those
big blocks, right, those fifty bucks. Every time you leave
in those behind. People leave their air pods behind. I mean,
(06:03):
what are you gonna do? So you know, we've got
too many detached things in our lives. This is my point.
We need to live in this future world where everything
is embedded under our skins. Oh yeah, you know what
I'm saying, chips. We need chip Yeah, we need to
be chipped. I mean we chip our animals, you know,
we chip our dogs, we chip our cats. We should
be chipped.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You're right, I don't know. Line nineteen is Joe his
debit card has Oh listen to Joe. How long ago
was it when you were at the cheesecake Factory?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It was about a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What did you order? Because I love the menu at
the Cheesecake Factory. They got everything in that kitchen. What
did you have? Do you remember? It is the bible
of a menu, It is what do you have?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I always get the chicken parm sandwich?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Good God? So what is at the cheesecake Factory? From
your your visit from a week ago?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It is so what had happened was we were celebrating
my birthday and you know the streaks are very good
at the Cheesecake Factory. All yes, And I just happened
to leave my debit card in the book and it's
in Jersey City and that's just like really tough for
me to get to when you're the tough part is
in twenty twenty four to use your.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Fault for everything.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So like, I gun still go to the grocery store,
I can still scan my thing, so it'll I'll get
there when I get there.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
How much would you pay me to go get it?
I know where that cheesecake factory is my apartment.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ye, scary lives right across the street from your debit card. Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, there's not a lot on it, but he can
have it at this point. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Wow, I love that. I don't think he's playing on
stealing your cash. It's probably safe. It's the cheesecake factory.
I mean, you know, what are you gonna do? Definite?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I also work at a restaurant and we have a
ton of stuff and I find people's cards all the time.
Sometimes I can chase after them and sometimes I can't,
but usually come back.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I know. But is there a lot of stuff in
your in your drawer at at the restaurant that's been
there for a long time? They're never coming back for
I mean, at what point do you get rid of it?
Danielle was wanting to know.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, honestly, I don't get paid enough to even know that,
but I know that we hold on to it for quite.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
A few weeks.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, so what comes back? So I'm sorry I do
not have that answer. I'm just a guy who left
the car.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
All right. Scary wants to know, since your debit card
is across the street from his apartment, what's your last name,
social Security and birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Excellent, excellent. Well, he can just treat me to cheesecake
factory and I'll tell him all of it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm gonna tell you. You got me thinking about cheesecake factory
and we're going upstate. Do you think there's cheesecake factories upstate? Gandhi,
we're going today, Yeah, for sure, at least on the way.
Why would we go all the way upstate to eat
a cheesecake? Again, there's one right next to my apartment.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
There. Oh my, but.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
They have so many, so many options, that's food for everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Are the best.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They must have the biggest kitchen and refrigeration system in
the world. But it's like, where do you keep all
this stuff? God? My my favorite is still the barbecue
chicken pizza still to this day. Anyone went to cheesecake
Factory and ordered cheesecake? Anyone? Oh yeah, oh I always
get it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But you have to get it to go because you're
so full by the end that you can't eat it.
So you always take it with you.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I have made journeys just to go get the cheesecake.
Take the little light rail, grab a cheesecake, come home,
eat it by the water. It's a really good time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I mean, you sound like a good time, Joe. Let's
hang out. Oh my god, have the best day, the
best weekend ever. If you don't need your debit card,
you got your phone, You're good.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We'll get there. We'll get there eventually.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
The year's buddy. Take care, have a great, great weekend.
Take care. Yeah, cheesecake factory. So we're going up to
a way upstate New York. That would I say way upstate.
It's really not way upstate, but it's you know, a
couple of hours up. And so Gandhi did a deep
dive and all the restaurants, Yes there's a billy. She's like,
we're never gonna starve. Look at all these restaurants.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I can't believe how many are right around this place
that we're going. I thought it was going to be,
you know, like very secluded, and we were maybe gonna
have to pack snacks nope.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
All the food. No, we're good. Do we got to
stop at a couple of rest stops? Do you have
to pee a lot?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
If I think about it, then I'll have to pee.
It's a very weird thing. If I don't think about it,
I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
All right. Well, I just want you to peek before
we go to bed together.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
No promises.
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