Granny Shirley

Granny Shirl was back for a natter. Luke asked if she spotted him on TV last night!! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Perhaps the Deputy Prime Minister could have done with a

(00:01):
glass of red red wine to wash down the three
pepper pie from Harvey's bake House yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Shirley, there's no way you'd get me eating three pie.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I did feel a bit mean, I must admit, but
I gave him the heads up and he was more
than happy to give it a try. It's got a
delayed fuse. And the bit that we didn't broadcast I
sort of stopped recording is his entourage was giving me
the wrap up by that stage, and as he's walking
out the door of the office, he turns to me
and he goes, that is effing hot, and then he's

(00:34):
choking his way down the stairs. So we've left a
taste in the Deputy Prime Minister's mouth. What that taste is? Yeah,
up for interpretation.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Three papers like I don't mind a little bit of spice,
but I can't cope with anything hard. I wouldn't go
near anything like that at all.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, he's proved he can handle the heat, that's for sure. Hey,
we've had a run on the New Is this week
quite King Pelin. He was on there on Tuesday, I
think it was, and then last night seven Sharp. The
Guinea Pig Show was featured a methan, a hundred guineas. Yes,
I have a purpose built shed with an air con

(01:15):
for summer that's all purpose built for them. And there
were some fun facts shed like how guinea pigs eat
their own poop. Didn't realize that.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
We were all quite fascinated with that, and I feel
like we did know that along the way somewhere anyway.
But it wasn't amazing and I didn't watch it. Roy
watched it and missed you, I have to say, because
we were with Trina and Max lager and and I
got your text to say, did you see me on
seven sharps?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, what a delightful surprise that I made a cameo.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yes, And as you can do in this day and age,
Trina just got it up on her phone and we
sat and watched it, and yes, you were definitely the
celebrity of the NIDE.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
My green Hammer's shirt on it. On stage, there was
Elis on the shoulders and then a couple of the shots.
I think I made it about three times.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I counted you did make it three times, standing.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
As a creep behind them to a my own filming well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
There was that, But I was fascinated with the guinea pigs,
and we talked about this last week. But I mean,
it's been a long time since I've seen a guinea peg,
and weren't they pristinely beautiful like I mean? And I
loved the way the judge was, you know, lifting their chins.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And very involved process.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, anyway, enough for the guinea pigs. Back to me,
because it's all about me. Schell. I'm surprised on second
glance that you didn't point out to something that I
received quite a bit of correspondence from last night. I
did get a wee flurry of texts from from some
of the buddies saying, sor, you're on TV, but look,
why the heck were you wearing your sunglasses inside?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You said that was well, yes, we did see that,
and I thought you were going to say that your
friends had messaged her and said you put on weight.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh well, we are on the hunt for the best
pie at the moment, and that does come with a
few degree of taste testing, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You have to remember that TV does add a few pounds,
and your stripes were going the wrong way, so you know, well,
that for the consideration. But why you wearing sunglasses inside?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, because their prescription. And you see, I'm yet to
adapt to the rush of trying to get two kids
out the door to anything. So it's just madness. It's
bedlin my sunnies on the at the time. It wasn't
until we got to the hall and I walked in
I thought she should dark. Oh I forgot my glasses. Ah.
So that's the very practical reason why. However, in hindsight,

(03:40):
I'm thinking that maybe I should have taken the sonnies
off because then, oh my god, even more screen time.
I wouldn't have been able to see where I was going,
and I would have been tripping over those tables and
there would have been guinea pigs everywhere. You can just
imagine that DJ causes carnage at the cav show now
would have led the news.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That would have led the news would not have been God.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, not God a coming, nor would I.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Exactly. And I love when you say about the kids,
like getting two kids out of the house. I mean, seriously,
you make a snap decision to go somewhere, and it
takes you three hours to get out of the house.