July 10, 2024 • 32 mins
Flava Breakfast with Charlie & Maz while Stace & Azura are away!
On today's podcast, another day, another challenge, who got stitched up today? How did Charlie and his brother's boxing go after Charlie confessed to stealing his jeans back in 1997? Plus, Charlie shares his top tips for the school holidays.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Flavor Podcast Network Flavor Breakfast Podcast with Stace,
Azara and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Another day, Another challenge, Man, I love these challenges mass.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
They are poorting us in the Do you've been with
these challenges? What happens? You'll have to find out in
the podcast. Something to do with exercise. Also, Charlie, how
did boxing go with his older brother last night? Here's
some knuckle sandwiches around.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The minim knuckle sandwich that never turned up or you'll have.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
To listen to that in the podcast. Right now, my
heart is beating wildly at the moment. It's just me
at the studio, Charlie's out on the streets. So just
to set the scene here, we've got this wheel of
challenges that we're spending every day for the next two
weeks while the girls are away. And this morning we've
been set a challenge and the challenges for Charlie to
get as many beeps out on the streets of Auckland
(00:50):
City as many as he can. For every beep, I
have to do a push up. Seeing as I've been
on this fitness journey, I'm hoping that I'll be able
to compete with beeps Charlie may just get he's on
the line with me now live and Tim Kimcota or
oh what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
But we are out here in this in the kitchen
and it's crazy. Only it's crazy, but it's cold as well,
so you know, I need to get some attention here.
I'm standing on the corner of Nelson.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
And Victorious Street. Bro, this is busy. I'm actually okay
till we go. Who goes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Away? I'm gonna see your time because.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Oh no, cause I'm just putting up I haven't even
put the fine up.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Cutus, tell us what's on your sign?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Cause oh my son, I says deep if you love
the wire, I'm just putting it up.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, we've got some warm up beeps going on, we
might as well start. I'm going to count you down,
Charlie three only.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You know only you know who you count me down, please,
because I life actually read.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's feirt let's pad.
So we've got up the wires. We deepen the inn
ral season as it stands, and.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We love our boys people because there there's a lot
of traffic.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Like oh okay, here we go. That's the time.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I know that the time I now, okay, we're going.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
That's all right, that's the time I know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah it started, that's sex what Oh my gosh, oh
seven eight nine. We're hearing some beeping in Auckland City
right now. Charlie's on the streets for every beep. I
need to do a push up if I know. We're
trying to see how many beeps Charlie can get in
(02:35):
a minute. We've gone around thirty seconds left, Charlie, how's
it going?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh? Bro, the people are bro. I need to put
my arm down. Come on, beep.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm crying inside right now. Guys, Come on, people, Come on, Charlie,
get down and this work. And to say the pill
take a shot off?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh sorry, honestly, bro, come on people seen seconds. Come on,
we'll go here. We'll go here. That's fine, bro, that's
twenty right now.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Time is up. So Charlie, you're going to come back
to the studio one. Oh we're counting sweety one?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Now are we walking back to the studio? People?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, so we're going to count those ones too, alrighty brother,
So you're going to come back to the studio in
about eight minutes, I'm going to perform all these push
ups that these people in the streets of Auckland, Akland
he's asked for.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We have done it. Okay, we spun the wheel. And
this morning's challenge is obviously me going out into the
streets with a sign okay, and every beep I get
equals one press up for Mass. And according to me
and my calculation, here we go. I have counted thirty beeps,
(03:59):
so that cause thirty push ups press ups for you Mass,
and we're going to take it. Because I was out
on the streets working the streets.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
How can we verify this information?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This is how we verify, just like any rugular league,
a great game of rugby league. We have bunkers and
in the studio we have Bunker Blake, who was out
in the streets with me. Bunker Blake, I counted thirty.
How many did you count?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, Charlie can confirm that based on my evidence when
I was out there, I counted twenty two.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Two gee, okay, so we are going with twenty two
press ups.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Twenty two press ups. Guys, I'm on the floor. I
haven't got my headhones decision twenty two press ups. Twenty
two press ups for me. I'm on the floor right now.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So you guys can probably hear Mass and like he
sounds like he's under the table, he is actually under
a table right now. It's going to be another reason
but for these press ups. The challenge has said, and
this is what I love about Mass. Mas never backs
down from a challenge.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh hell, I've been on this fitness journey, Charlie. You've
been seeing me at the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hey, yeah, and now I'm looking at you from underneath
a table, which is pretty okay. But yeah, we're gonna
do this, okay, And we all know that Mass has
been on this fitness journey at BFT and all this,
so we're gonna put this to the tests. The challenge
once again. Every beep I get out on the street
equals one press up for you, Mass, and today the
(05:29):
number is twenty two. Now we're gonna count this Flavor Fano.
Ok Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Mass?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Are you ready? Why?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Ready? Okay, Then Mass, here we go. Get into your position.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We're counting together. Flavor fam one one, two, three, Engage
your core core four five five. We're gonna get fast
at six yep, seven, seven, eight, eight, nine, nine, ten,
okay eleven lower down.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Wow, I'm giving red face if they find out.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Ah fourteen fifteen, Nice Mas sixteen, Control, Control seventeen seventeen,
Don't Shake, don't Shake eighteen nineteen almost Year, twenty bring
it home now, Mass twenty one where and twenty two.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hold it at the bottom and up He has done.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And ladies and gentlemen, my mass has completed the challenge
for every peop we got this morning. This was one
press up for Mass and years.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That looks like a Charlie, Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
He looks like a Tomorrow. The vein is about to pop.
So the glasses are like not on. The glasses are
not glasses seeing right now? Bro, They're all over the place,
glasses thing even. Oh my goodness, BRO, mess for me.
How are you feeling? How are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
How I'm feeling puffed out, pumped and I don't feel
like I need to do a BFC workout today.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
We thank you if they found out for giving your
tics A to two double low. We appreciate all the total.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What do I feel like I've just run a you
know a bft right now, you know your PX I
should be hitting the riff. I reckon. You're in orange
right now, bro, if you know you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Know, oh I am giving orange.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, you're giving orange. I think I just lost two
thousand calories from how this is amazing, Bro, Hey, ggeez man,
I love this. Jeez, thank you and geez.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Until tomorrow morning, we'll have the challenge of conver Socialists.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I guess yesterday on the show, I made the one
of the biggest confessions in my life. Oh wow, Okay.
I've had this confession, this confession since ninety seven and
this is towards my brother, and I don't know how
it went down.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Bro, but we have some audio here.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There's some audio the confession that I've held in my
heart for a very long time. And I'm glad that
I'm gonna talk to you about this so that you
know I feel a lot later for Tuesday morning. Is
that those Orange Origin jeans that you bought, I wore
them to school on that same Friday to must and
I ripped them. And I never told you, bro, because
(08:04):
I got home from school earlier than you and I
actually threw them in the rubbish.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Now, Charlie's brother was on the phone. He already was
angry from gym class. He felt like he didn't get
enough of his anger out. And you didn't mention that
you had boxing with the brother last night.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
We had boxing and I went into the gym. I
was a little bit nervous because I know my brother
and he he knew that we were alive on it.
He couldn't really speak his mind, if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh, yes, I do know what right?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So he was more gonna speak it through his actions
at boxing. But I went into the boxing gym and
he wasn't there, and I was like, Bro, where is
this guy? Bro, what's happening? So the class went on
and he didn't turn up, and I was like, that's right,
that's right, Ski and he goes.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I thought I thought it was best mood, you know
for fifty Yeah, bro, you knew that this is our
other boxing like nah, So for today, which is beast mode?
Will peer up? Oh just let it go, man.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Actually today I feel like some the pressure is getting
a west side, I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Know, but just relaxing. It's gone Brown seven sailed away.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If you're not here tomorrow, I think we know.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Why Mama love you?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So your last words? Now, Bro, speaking of boxing up
than three minutes, we're playing in the ring.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He was Bunker Blake right now he is Panel Blake.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
He's wearing all the hats this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Man. You know, there used to be this TV series
back and then they could pretend this this guy could
do Anything's this guy right here, Bro, Producer Blake. He's
producing Blake. He's Panel Blake. He's Bunker Blake. So if
there are any type of technical difficulties, bro, bear with us.
But I reckon, this is going to work in my
favorite so Blake man work, Oh by look at me.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
We're looking at each other in the eyes right now,
right now, I am going to assess.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You pro Relax, Bro, do those push ups? Hey? That
that wasn't me. Bro. Okay, I want you to pay.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah easily. So yeah, should we kick it off for
the first nd? Okay, we're ready, mess humble Kinchaker, hang on.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I was going to just like the rules. I was
going to explain the rules.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't step to me AnyWho, you can explain the rules. Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So the rule of this game is, obviously we're going
to play the instrumental and using our names as our buzzer. Okay,
and and I just won the first round, so all
of those okay, nice, nice, be humble, be humble, all.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Right now that now that you know the rules for
Charlie second one.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Charlie, push it um, push it sold and paper. What's up.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
When I tell you, guys, Charlie came out out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey there's a bride shot right there.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
He looks happy now.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
In the ring, brother, you yourself and your push.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's coming down to a decider. This is giving a
stand of origin right now?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Bro straight to the pointless?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Who said it?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I think it was me Chris Brown? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Okay, we'll get it to Charlie since he's already started.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Chris Brown before he caught it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The song here on the album it was called that Girl.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Okay, but we didn't ask for albums, sir. We asked
for a song, says.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I want to get want to stick with it? Chris Brown?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, Blake, we're gonna have to step in here. What
is Charlie? Are we going to hand it to me?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I reckon, we gotta hand it over to mass now
bo bo bow Chris Prow.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What did you what did you? What did you put
your hands out like you're shooting a gunman?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Because I'm just shooting my power and you my power,
my just power. I've done tw need to push up, Charlie.
Don't you know I'm the man? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
See how those guys in the video clips that I
don't bringing their fingers out at this and doing their
hands signs. That's exactly what Mass was doing. He knew
he had the safe fear.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Shall we do a rematch?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Bring it on?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Okay, okay, I think we're gonna go back to the bunker. Bunker,
Blake is gonna tell us what to do.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Stay a Zorah and Charlie. We are here.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
God the part love the I don't know whether I
love or hate this part of the show. So we've
got this spinning wheel of challenges. I'm here for the
next couple of weeks filling in for the girls, and
we've been set this wheel of challenges. We'll give it
a whirl past seven every single morning, and then at
tem past eight will actually play up the challenge, whatever
(13:17):
that is. These challenges for Charlie, challenges for me, challenges
for the both of us and Charlie is gonna spin
this year.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We all all right?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Here we go now if you have only just joined us. Monday,
Charlie had to read the eight am news, and yesterday
I had to sing a cover of a song chosen
by our flavor listeners. All of my life case in Jojo,
Charlie opening that envelope.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
All right, this is envelope number four we landed on.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
What's it giving docor my docor.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In my hands? The challenge is for the both of us.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh okay, okay, we all right.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
This challenge requires teamwork. Well, kind of Charlie is hitting
the streets to see how many he can get within
one minute. However many he receives. Is that amount of
press ups man is required to do?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Did you just hear that much?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Gee?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can you just read that last?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Let me read this?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Let me read this again. Okay, So this challenge is
for the both of us. This challenge requires teamwork. Well,
kind of Charlie is heading the streets to see how
many toos he can get within one minute. However many
he receives, how many I receive? Is it amount of
puss ups you mans has to do?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You know what I'm doing? I've just taken off my headphones.
I'm leaving the studio. Man, what Okay, I was a
little bit happy hearing that you need to go onto
the street so I can be cozy in a woman
of the studious. So you're gonna have to get some suits,
solicit some suits. Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay, okay, so so all the flavorlesseners hear me out here.
If you're in the CBD area and you happy to
see me on the streets, please don't run me over.
And if I'm doing the two, the two like you know,
the big signal to your horn as many times as
you want. Makers. Oh, you're going to bef T.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I have been going to BEFC. But did you see
my story on my Instagram story every birthday that celebrated
at BFC, people do birthday burpies. I don't do the
burpies because I'm not the burpees to agel.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah. Yeah, today, seeing that it's a school holidays ooh okay,
and you know, old kids probably disturbing the peace at home,
creating all this mess and all the demands are pretty crazy. Now,
let me give you some tips because you didn't have kids.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, give me some school holiday tips about how to
handle the childreams wow.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
For our parents who are driving to work right now,
let me give you some tips on automeriki and what
you should.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Do for the school holidays. World's best stand right here,
hit us all right.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Tip number one, drop the kids to their grandparents' house
so they can spend some you know, some some beautiful
time together.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Not so that they can be out of your hands.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, no, no, no, this is some time for them
to engage. See with my with my kids, I've left
them in Australia with my brother in law.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh so you took it up a not left them
in a different country.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I said to the kids, you know what, kids, we're
gonna celebrate you guys. We're gonna leave you guys here,
come back to us after the school holidays. Tip number two.
You Tip number two, you asked them if they want
to do you know, some special activities. They need to
obviously clean around the house and and you know what
(16:48):
the special activity is. You take them to church on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Zip number three. Right, If they're hungry, you buy noodles,
you buy bread, And if they ever ask you to
Uber eats, you say to them, Uber eat yourself to
the pantry, make you some noodles, these whet bis in there,
these milk in the fridge, and you cook yourself some food.
So not only you're giving them, you know, you're having
(17:14):
some space for yourself, but you're also teaching in some
life skills and that, ladies and gentlemen, is your parenting
to one?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Oh one, Wow, I feel like we need to just
give you a random applause. World's being stared right here.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh, don't lie, You're like, now, I do not want kids, Charlie,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's giving a little bit vibes, bread and dropping them
off in a different country.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
We did that, then we did that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
And going to church. What would you say is the
purpose of going to church Charlie Number two?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
For them to think about, you know, their actions, and
just to spend some time with your grandparents and walk
of Jesus.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
There is some world class parents and advice. I think
you need to be a monfluencer or like create some
sort of mumblog just so enlighten the for you. It's slip. Yeah,
this is the guy that complains when sane he's away
that he has to actually do his job and be
a death to Yes. So We've spun this wheel and
(18:16):
I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You know, you're you're the only one that's going to
benefit from the sea I will.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I'm trying to see it as like a benefits
because I'm doing push ups. So we're trying to solicit
as many beeps as possible the busiest intersection in Auckland
City as a corresponding number of beeps will get me
to do and push ups.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's right, because I'll be standing on this certa intersection
with my sign saying one beep for Abdowasga, one beep
if you love your.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Mom, so things like that. Charlie's got this empty sign.
We've been asking you to give us suggestions as to
what Charlie my god oh here should write on the
signs to wave around Auckland City getting people to beep.
We are looking for some responses on text line eight
to double I've got one here. If you're happy this morning,
bep at me, ah nice and simple, and here beep
(19:06):
your horn if you think I'm hot. Ah Okay, Charlie,
I should be out on the streets if that's what
we're writing on the sign too for a talk Nah
hate too doublow if you also want to get in touch,
good morning, give us a beat for good vibes. Okay,
so those are some good responses coming through good. What
(19:28):
do we reckon? We should write on this sign, Charlie.
I guess we should suss it out right now, let's
do it, man, we have to Should we do them here?
Should we do this text that we've gotten here on
a two doublow? Hey, Charlian mares, good morning. I think
you guys should write give us a beep if you
love the wires. That's an easy one. It's easy. And
we are a warriors country. We are Warriors nation, right,
and the thought of supporting our brothers, and.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
We are proud supporters and sponsors of the warriors as well,
you know, so we have to go with that.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, So I guess we're writing on the wards baby.
I'm trying to speculate how many beeps are we going
to get? What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I reckon we'll get close to thirty forty. And it
also depends on the guy that's holding the sign as well.
You know, I gotta I gotta really work for these beeps.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, because I'm thinking you're the sign holder this is
a challenge for you. So what are you going to
try and emulate on the street? What what are you giving.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Bray obviously got to do some a bit of dancing.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just maybe you should do the tworks that they were
saying on the tix line.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Ye, no, no, no no. The other thing is, you know,
you've got to also bear in mind safety as well.
You know, in case people are looking at the sign,
then you get into an accident. So I really need
to stop, look left, look right, and look at the sign.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh, you're going to be mister police officer right here
directing traffic and want to be guy. So that's a
tympas state if you want to tune in trying to
get as many beeps as we can so I can
do some for ships. Hey, mass I heard you got
some new wheels, bro new car. Oh I got a
new car or whatever. But I'm not the best driver.
(21:08):
I'm not the besch driver. Charlie. You know I bought
this car, been saving for a while. I bought it
up front because people were in my ear saying, don't
find answer. You're gonna cost yourself a lot of it
in the future. This car was very proud of myself nice.
A week later, I'm going down this long edge driveway
you know about my share driveway, Yeah, I know, and
my new flat and I hit the fence. I hit
(21:30):
the trees that line our fence. First of all, I
have a bones pock with those trees lighting for the
damn fence.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Wait, so how long have you hit the car?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
For? Maybe a week? And then there was like scratches.
I mean I hit the neighbors came a few weeks
after that because it's their fun and I've been trying
to tell everyone, but I'm paying for it because I
have to be the good guy. I have to be
the good cop. This new ass car, and I got
it for a pretty good deal. It's a RAV four,
(21:57):
so it's a nice looking car.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It just gets a baddie energy.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
And I think what I'm giving is bad driver energy
worth heading at two times, boored and destroyed is what
this car is to me.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You're driving it like you're driving in the fast and various.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I'm driving it like I'm in Donga right now. No
seatbelts at all, because if you haven't been too donger,
you don't wear a seat belt because people just don't
care and there's no lines on the road.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And I'm not gonna lie. Man. Some of the cars
that will dent it up. You don't even have, like
your Winch screens are smashed.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
No such things. Fitness thirteen years it's giving. Like a
thirteen year old is driving my car right now, Producer,
and she's sick today, and I hope it's not because
I nearly crashed the car while she was in it
last wee. We're on the way to a wedding. And
tell me why I look both ways? I look both
ways twice except for the front, except for the front
(22:46):
texting driver comes up next to me, nearly rear ends me,
and he beased on the longest time, and then I
got scared, and then I moved onto the other lane
and we had to take the longer way to where
we were going. Sorry, can I drive your car?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
How now?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
This is giving?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You are not ready for a car? Just get a
push bike?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Up next, Charlie's got some BFC tips for me. I
see as we're going into the challenge press ups, I'm
gonna seek your advice, mister Miaki, you give it to me,
all right? Yeah, that's an eight minutes old favor right now,
his Monica.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Stays Azara and Charlie now Charlie Poco.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
There's this article on the held right now talking about
most exciting airports, and they're talking about exciting airports in
the way of when you land, like, what is the
place that feels the most bougie, most fancy, the most
the most crazy, most exciting. And at the top of
that list is Portugal. Apparently they've got some mean as
(23:43):
views off the coast, the Amalfi Coast. I don't know.
I've never been to Europe. Have you been those ways? Yeah,
don have some money for their London he Throw Airport
is up next and they talk about the River Thames
and the London. I as you descend you get to
see all these beautiful sights and sounds of London. But brother,
I reckon, there is no other feeling like landing at
home made ah Man. When I fly into Tongue, you know,
(24:07):
it's talk to me.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I love it. Seeing the ocean, the coconut trees, and
you know, you see in the plantation and you see
the corrugated iron like little sheets that they just build it.
You can see the rust. The beautiful thing about the
Islands is that it's just so raw, untouched and as
soon as you touch down, you know, the airport's are
(24:29):
real old school. You've got people yelling out from the
you've been I's all your family and the whole village
comes out to greet you. It's just beautiful. And you know,
the islands have this the scent. It's the smell. As
soon as you get out of the plane, it's like
first of the year. You're hit in the face of
all the heat and it's like, bro, that's smelling and
(24:52):
that's just home.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I would say all that fresh air too, because like
you say, the islands are so untouched, they're so pure
and real. You even see in the ocean it's a
different shade of blue, I would say. And although the
airports are pretty old, and I will say that our
airport's on the islands, maybe there's stuff from the nineties
that Judy three is giving when you were there when
you were eight years old, but being there it gives
(25:14):
you nostalgic fields and there's nothing quite like it. But
I hear Charlie that there's an airport that you're wanting
to tick off your bucket list.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
An airport where I want to see or be in Singapore.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh okay, so I've heard about the singlepore. It is
giving like literally like Butterfly Creek, Verbes some times a million.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Tell me why there's a waterfall right in the middle
of this place. It's a more on steroids. Apparently you
have fed cinemas, gyms, you know obviously, all the shopping
and damn what have you right there? It's it's just crazy.
And I wouldn't mind an airport like that. Let's say
(25:53):
if you had a twelve other layover.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Twelve hour you would have stuff to actually do. I'm
like Auckland Airport. Let me just have a quick bonepeck
with Auckland Airport. And then you drop off zone. You're
always in construction, and then you want to you want
to put the car park in the drop off zone
about five thousand meters. It's all the way in Africa,
so you pretty much need to take a flight from
the car park too. You can determined not to me
hire me as the CEO. I missed up.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I messed up? I caked it, bro What had happened
is that for the past two weekends straight without me knowing,
I have been turning off the flat fridge.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
One job man like, how did you get that wrong?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm hiding my face right now with a piece of paper,
My mom, I'm embarrassed. I don't know how I did this.
So because I'm lima sung into the fancy fridge things,
there's a separate switch that is far away from the fridge.
Then I didn't even know controlled the fridge.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh I know, I know what I mean. So, so
the switches in between the powerpoints, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Because you used to be in construction, you would know
the right.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yep, yep, talk to me, Talk to me.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So, I because I I've been using that same PowerPoint
that has the fridge switch we use for the toaster,
the blender, all of that stuff. And so I've been
trying to you healthy lately. I'm making my cream, cheese,
salmonon bagels kind of things, and I've been turning off
the fridge. Then I get a message yesterday morning during
the show massive as paragraph from one of the flatties
who said, very kindly to me, I'm I'm already sure.
(27:20):
She wanted to go harder. She said, use your brain,
so and turn off turn on the fridge if you
accidentally turn it off. And I'm like, oh, I'm so
sorry girls, because I love what two girls. So sorry girls,
I'm gonna make to you an apology feed. You'll help yourself.
So I made teria key steak ooh, garlic, mashed potatoes,
(27:40):
mushroom sauce, and Asian slaw and I went down the tree.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So that's your apology dinner.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
And apology except it because the girls were like, oh man,
that feed was e fault, you know what.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So that's a good deed gone wrong. Obviously you want
to ensure that safety is parabi already. Yeah yeah, but
you did you switch the you know, the power off,
like with the eyes closed.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I think because I've been trained in my house, we
never turned on the lights at night. You always saw
the lights off. You conserve power. My Papa was always
strict on me, don't waste the power because the power
bell can come back to you. You pay the bill.
And so I just automatically turned all switches off after
I've used them. You know the dumb thing, Charlie. The
switch literally says fridge on it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I know, That's what I'm saying. Do you do you
close your eyes?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
What I do is I'm just wilia.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
But what happened to order food in the fridge?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
We hit the bandon a lot of it, and that's
why I made the apology, just so everyone could eat properly.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I know, I know, stays Azarah and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
The latest celebrity goes from around the world wave a breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh M's Connie was quitting music, so his name is
now Yay. He changed it a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
He appears be calling it quits.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
He has shared a text with Rich the Kid, another rapper,
and this alleged text message, can I West says quote,
I am retiring from professional music. Not sure no one
else to do. Rich Kid replies, he says, to retire,
why how do people need you? The music? You and
Tai Dollar sign I assume we have made the bigger
stamp and culture to date in twenty twenty four, Cane West.
(29:23):
That would be a mad loss of the industry.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Nah man, he deserves to stay there, bro, because he's
like one of those artists who are outspoken, and you know,
he's quite woke. He is.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
He's a little bit weird at times, and I will
say that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
But we'll go back ten years ago or so and
you'll think that he is weird. Fast forward teen years later,
you're like, oh, bro, this guy's be speaking facts all
this time, I guess, and also making goss Kenjick Lamar, Bro,
they're not like us. Video was shot outside a burger
joint right just in Compton. But apparently this is Kenjick
(29:55):
Lamar's like go to spot and he orders a cheese
and bacon burger. And since the video dropped, Yeah, the
sales at what What's the what's the place called TAM's
Burgers has increased by forty percent. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Wow fort bro, Oh, I love that for supporting your
local and it's out in comptent the whole and comptent place.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You know how you have your own little personal like
little adness.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah yeah, outside everyone has a local.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
That you go to.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Bunker Blake to panel Blake. So now, Jim Blake, how
are you doing? Man?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Oh, your mic wasn't even I'm sorry I said I
was good. What a welcome?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
This is what I love about this guy, Bro. He
could play every position. If you know, if he was
a rugby player, Bro, this guy would be a utility
player all over the show.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Where can he be a good prop from time. So, Blake,
You're at the gym yesterday and what happened? Well, I'm
in the.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Gym and there's all these dudes there with just like
these red shirts, Like, why is everyone wearing this uniform?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Memo? You didn't get the memo? No, I felt real
out of place.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
So I'm looking online trying to search up these shirts
and it turns out it was the Italian rugby saying
what and they're not even playing here?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, they don't even play the All Blacks. Who are
they playing? No?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, I think it's on Friday.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Yeah, so they're going up there on Friday, I'm assuming,
but yeah, just the least mills at Brito Mark.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I'm just chilling them there and it's filled with these
rugby players.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Were you guys training at the same time with them
or did they have the whole gym to themselves.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
No, like it was just open to the public.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh, it's kind of away.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
But like the thing that was like the weirdest part.
So like halfway through my workout, I was like, oh,
I need to go to the bathroom. I go down
to the urinals and as I'm going I feel this
like shadow come up next to me and it's like
their prop. He's like the biggest dude you've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Im.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I just left.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
I can't compete with that.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You know what, if that was me, I would have
just went in like checked on a red jersey, said
we are here, baby, say hello and Italian. And they
didn't posted it up to flavors like, Bro, I just
had a training session. You don't call me bunker Blake
(32:24):
kind of like produce a Blake Jim Blake for no reason. Bro.
Now I'm called personal trainer Blake, the man with MANI hats,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Do you feel inspired like to join a rugby team
of some sort.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
No, Bro, I gotta gotta get keep it competitive for them.
You know I smoked them all.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's nice. That's thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I want to hear more of Sta and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Catch the weekday mornings from Sex or try the Off
the Record podcast
It's the Flavor Podcast Network Flavor Breakfast Podcast with Stace,
Azara and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Another day, Another challenge, Man, I love these challenges mass.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
They are poorting us in the Do you've been with
these challenges? What happens? You'll have to find out in
the podcast. Something to do with exercise. Also, Charlie, how
did boxing go with his older brother last night? Here's
some knuckle sandwiches around.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The minim knuckle sandwich that never turned up or you'll have.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
To listen to that in the podcast. Right now, my
heart is beating wildly at the moment. It's just me
at the studio, Charlie's out on the streets. So just
to set the scene here, we've got this wheel of
challenges that we're spending every day for the next two
weeks while the girls are away. And this morning we've
been set a challenge and the challenges for Charlie to
get as many beeps out on the streets of Auckland
(00:50):
City as many as he can. For every beep, I
have to do a push up. Seeing as I've been
on this fitness journey, I'm hoping that I'll be able
to compete with beeps Charlie may just get he's on
the line with me now live and Tim Kimcota or
oh what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
But we are out here in this in the kitchen
and it's crazy. Only it's crazy, but it's cold as well,
so you know, I need to get some attention here.
I'm standing on the corner of Nelson.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
And Victorious Street. Bro, this is busy. I'm actually okay
till we go. Who goes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Away? I'm gonna see your time because.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Oh no, cause I'm just putting up I haven't even
put the fine up.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Cutus, tell us what's on your sign?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Cause oh my son, I says deep if you love
the wire, I'm just putting it up.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, we've got some warm up beeps going on, we
might as well start. I'm going to count you down,
Charlie three only.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You know only you know who you count me down, please,
because I life actually read.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's feirt let's pad.
So we've got up the wires. We deepen the inn
ral season as it stands, and.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We love our boys people because there there's a lot
of traffic.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Like oh okay, here we go. That's the time.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I know that the time I now, okay, we're going.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
That's all right, that's the time I know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah it started, that's sex what Oh my gosh, oh
seven eight nine. We're hearing some beeping in Auckland City
right now. Charlie's on the streets for every beep. I
need to do a push up if I know. We're
trying to see how many beeps Charlie can get in
(02:35):
a minute. We've gone around thirty seconds left, Charlie, how's
it going?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh? Bro, the people are bro. I need to put
my arm down. Come on, beep.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm crying inside right now. Guys, Come on, people, Come on, Charlie,
get down and this work. And to say the pill
take a shot off?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh sorry, honestly, bro, come on people seen seconds. Come on,
we'll go here. We'll go here. That's fine, bro, that's
twenty right now.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Time is up. So Charlie, you're going to come back
to the studio one. Oh we're counting sweety one?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Now are we walking back to the studio? People?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, so we're going to count those ones too, alrighty brother,
So you're going to come back to the studio in
about eight minutes, I'm going to perform all these push
ups that these people in the streets of Auckland, Akland
he's asked for.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We have done it. Okay, we spun the wheel. And
this morning's challenge is obviously me going out into the
streets with a sign okay, and every beep I get
equals one press up for Mass. And according to me
and my calculation, here we go. I have counted thirty beeps,
(03:59):
so that cause thirty push ups press ups for you Mass,
and we're going to take it. Because I was out
on the streets working the streets.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
How can we verify this information?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This is how we verify, just like any rugular league,
a great game of rugby league. We have bunkers and
in the studio we have Bunker Blake, who was out
in the streets with me. Bunker Blake, I counted thirty.
How many did you count?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, Charlie can confirm that based on my evidence when
I was out there, I counted twenty two.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Two gee, okay, so we are going with twenty two
press ups.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Twenty two press ups. Guys, I'm on the floor. I
haven't got my headhones decision twenty two press ups. Twenty
two press ups for me. I'm on the floor right now.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So you guys can probably hear Mass and like he
sounds like he's under the table, he is actually under
a table right now. It's going to be another reason
but for these press ups. The challenge has said, and
this is what I love about Mass. Mas never backs
down from a challenge.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh hell, I've been on this fitness journey, Charlie. You've
been seeing me at the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hey, yeah, and now I'm looking at you from underneath
a table, which is pretty okay. But yeah, we're gonna
do this, okay, And we all know that Mass has
been on this fitness journey at BFT and all this,
so we're gonna put this to the tests. The challenge
once again. Every beep I get out on the street
equals one press up for you, Mass, and today the
(05:29):
number is twenty two. Now we're gonna count this Flavor Fano.
Ok Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Mass?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Are you ready? Why?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Ready? Okay, Then Mass, here we go. Get into your position.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We're counting together. Flavor fam one one, two, three, Engage
your core core four five five. We're gonna get fast
at six yep, seven, seven, eight, eight, nine, nine, ten,
okay eleven lower down.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Wow, I'm giving red face if they find out.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Ah fourteen fifteen, Nice Mas sixteen, Control, Control seventeen seventeen,
Don't Shake, don't Shake eighteen nineteen almost Year, twenty bring
it home now, Mass twenty one where and twenty two.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hold it at the bottom and up He has done.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And ladies and gentlemen, my mass has completed the challenge
for every peop we got this morning. This was one
press up for Mass and years.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That looks like a Charlie, Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
He looks like a Tomorrow. The vein is about to pop.
So the glasses are like not on. The glasses are
not glasses seeing right now? Bro, They're all over the place,
glasses thing even. Oh my goodness, BRO, mess for me.
How are you feeling? How are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
How I'm feeling puffed out, pumped and I don't feel
like I need to do a BFC workout today.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
We thank you if they found out for giving your
tics A to two double low. We appreciate all the total.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What do I feel like I've just run a you
know a bft right now, you know your PX I
should be hitting the riff. I reckon. You're in orange
right now, bro, if you know you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Know, oh I am giving orange.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, you're giving orange. I think I just lost two
thousand calories from how this is amazing, Bro, Hey, ggeez man,
I love this. Jeez, thank you and geez.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Until tomorrow morning, we'll have the challenge of conver Socialists.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I guess yesterday on the show, I made the one
of the biggest confessions in my life. Oh wow, Okay.
I've had this confession, this confession since ninety seven and
this is towards my brother, and I don't know how
it went down.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Bro, but we have some audio here.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There's some audio the confession that I've held in my
heart for a very long time. And I'm glad that
I'm gonna talk to you about this so that you
know I feel a lot later for Tuesday morning. Is
that those Orange Origin jeans that you bought, I wore
them to school on that same Friday to must and
I ripped them. And I never told you, bro, because
(08:04):
I got home from school earlier than you and I
actually threw them in the rubbish.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Now, Charlie's brother was on the phone. He already was
angry from gym class. He felt like he didn't get
enough of his anger out. And you didn't mention that
you had boxing with the brother last night.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
We had boxing and I went into the gym. I
was a little bit nervous because I know my brother
and he he knew that we were alive on it.
He couldn't really speak his mind, if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh, yes, I do know what right?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So he was more gonna speak it through his actions
at boxing. But I went into the boxing gym and
he wasn't there, and I was like, Bro, where is
this guy? Bro, what's happening? So the class went on
and he didn't turn up, and I was like, that's right,
that's right, Ski and he goes.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I thought I thought it was best mood, you know
for fifty Yeah, bro, you knew that this is our
other boxing like nah, So for today, which is beast mode?
Will peer up? Oh just let it go, man.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Actually today I feel like some the pressure is getting
a west side, I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Know, but just relaxing. It's gone Brown seven sailed away.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If you're not here tomorrow, I think we know.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Why Mama love you?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So your last words? Now, Bro, speaking of boxing up
than three minutes, we're playing in the ring.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He was Bunker Blake right now he is Panel Blake.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
He's wearing all the hats this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Man. You know, there used to be this TV series
back and then they could pretend this this guy could
do Anything's this guy right here, Bro, Producer Blake. He's
producing Blake. He's Panel Blake. He's Bunker Blake. So if
there are any type of technical difficulties, bro, bear with us.
But I reckon, this is going to work in my
favorite so Blake man work, Oh by look at me.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
We're looking at each other in the eyes right now,
right now, I am going to assess.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You pro Relax, Bro, do those push ups? Hey? That
that wasn't me. Bro. Okay, I want you to pay.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah easily. So yeah, should we kick it off for
the first nd? Okay, we're ready, mess humble Kinchaker, hang on.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I was going to just like the rules. I was
going to explain the rules.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't step to me AnyWho, you can explain the rules. Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So the rule of this game is, obviously we're going
to play the instrumental and using our names as our buzzer. Okay,
and and I just won the first round, so all
of those okay, nice, nice, be humble, be humble, all.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Right now that now that you know the rules for
Charlie second one.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Charlie, push it um, push it sold and paper. What's up.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
When I tell you, guys, Charlie came out out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey there's a bride shot right there.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
He looks happy now.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
In the ring, brother, you yourself and your push.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's coming down to a decider. This is giving a
stand of origin right now?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Bro straight to the pointless?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Who said it?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I think it was me Chris Brown? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Okay, we'll get it to Charlie since he's already started.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Chris Brown before he caught it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The song here on the album it was called that Girl.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Okay, but we didn't ask for albums, sir. We asked
for a song, says.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I want to get want to stick with it? Chris Brown?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, Blake, we're gonna have to step in here. What
is Charlie? Are we going to hand it to me?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I reckon, we gotta hand it over to mass now
bo bo bow Chris Prow.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What did you what did you? What did you put
your hands out like you're shooting a gunman?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Because I'm just shooting my power and you my power,
my just power. I've done tw need to push up, Charlie.
Don't you know I'm the man? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
See how those guys in the video clips that I
don't bringing their fingers out at this and doing their
hands signs. That's exactly what Mass was doing. He knew
he had the safe fear.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Shall we do a rematch?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Bring it on?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Okay, okay, I think we're gonna go back to the bunker. Bunker,
Blake is gonna tell us what to do.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Stay a Zorah and Charlie. We are here.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
God the part love the I don't know whether I
love or hate this part of the show. So we've
got this spinning wheel of challenges. I'm here for the
next couple of weeks filling in for the girls, and
we've been set this wheel of challenges. We'll give it
a whirl past seven every single morning, and then at
tem past eight will actually play up the challenge, whatever
(13:17):
that is. These challenges for Charlie, challenges for me, challenges
for the both of us and Charlie is gonna spin
this year.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We all all right?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Here we go now if you have only just joined us. Monday,
Charlie had to read the eight am news, and yesterday
I had to sing a cover of a song chosen
by our flavor listeners. All of my life case in Jojo,
Charlie opening that envelope.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
All right, this is envelope number four we landed on.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
What's it giving docor my docor.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In my hands? The challenge is for the both of us.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh okay, okay, we all right.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
This challenge requires teamwork. Well, kind of Charlie is hitting
the streets to see how many he can get within
one minute. However many he receives. Is that amount of
press ups man is required to do?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Did you just hear that much?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Gee?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can you just read that last?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Let me read this?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Let me read this again. Okay, So this challenge is
for the both of us. This challenge requires teamwork. Well,
kind of Charlie is heading the streets to see how
many toos he can get within one minute. However many
he receives, how many I receive? Is it amount of
puss ups you mans has to do?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You know what I'm doing? I've just taken off my headphones.
I'm leaving the studio. Man, what Okay, I was a
little bit happy hearing that you need to go onto
the street so I can be cozy in a woman
of the studious. So you're gonna have to get some suits,
solicit some suits. Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay, okay, so so all the flavorlesseners hear me out here.
If you're in the CBD area and you happy to
see me on the streets, please don't run me over.
And if I'm doing the two, the two like you know,
the big signal to your horn as many times as
you want. Makers. Oh, you're going to bef T.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I have been going to BEFC. But did you see
my story on my Instagram story every birthday that celebrated
at BFC, people do birthday burpies. I don't do the
burpies because I'm not the burpees to agel.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah. Yeah, today, seeing that it's a school holidays ooh okay,
and you know, old kids probably disturbing the peace at home,
creating all this mess and all the demands are pretty crazy. Now,
let me give you some tips because you didn't have kids.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, give me some school holiday tips about how to
handle the childreams wow.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
For our parents who are driving to work right now,
let me give you some tips on automeriki and what
you should.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Do for the school holidays. World's best stand right here,
hit us all right.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Tip number one, drop the kids to their grandparents' house
so they can spend some you know, some some beautiful
time together.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Not so that they can be out of your hands.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, no, no, no, this is some time for them
to engage. See with my with my kids, I've left
them in Australia with my brother in law.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh so you took it up a not left them
in a different country.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I said to the kids, you know what, kids, we're
gonna celebrate you guys. We're gonna leave you guys here,
come back to us after the school holidays. Tip number two.
You Tip number two, you asked them if they want
to do you know, some special activities. They need to
obviously clean around the house and and you know what
(16:48):
the special activity is. You take them to church on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Zip number three. Right, If they're hungry, you buy noodles,
you buy bread, And if they ever ask you to
Uber eats, you say to them, Uber eat yourself to
the pantry, make you some noodles, these whet bis in there,
these milk in the fridge, and you cook yourself some food.
So not only you're giving them, you know, you're having
(17:14):
some space for yourself, but you're also teaching in some
life skills and that, ladies and gentlemen, is your parenting
to one?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Oh one, Wow, I feel like we need to just
give you a random applause. World's being stared right here.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh, don't lie, You're like, now, I do not want kids, Charlie,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's giving a little bit vibes, bread and dropping them
off in a different country.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
We did that, then we did that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
And going to church. What would you say is the
purpose of going to church Charlie Number two?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
For them to think about, you know, their actions, and
just to spend some time with your grandparents and walk
of Jesus.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
There is some world class parents and advice. I think
you need to be a monfluencer or like create some
sort of mumblog just so enlighten the for you. It's slip. Yeah,
this is the guy that complains when sane he's away
that he has to actually do his job and be
a death to Yes. So We've spun this wheel and
(18:16):
I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You know, you're you're the only one that's going to
benefit from the sea I will.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I'm trying to see it as like a benefits
because I'm doing push ups. So we're trying to solicit
as many beeps as possible the busiest intersection in Auckland
City as a corresponding number of beeps will get me
to do and push ups.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's right, because I'll be standing on this certa intersection
with my sign saying one beep for Abdowasga, one beep
if you love your.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Mom, so things like that. Charlie's got this empty sign.
We've been asking you to give us suggestions as to
what Charlie my god oh here should write on the
signs to wave around Auckland City getting people to beep.
We are looking for some responses on text line eight
to double I've got one here. If you're happy this morning,
bep at me, ah nice and simple, and here beep
(19:06):
your horn if you think I'm hot. Ah Okay, Charlie,
I should be out on the streets if that's what
we're writing on the sign too for a talk Nah
hate too doublow if you also want to get in touch,
good morning, give us a beat for good vibes. Okay,
so those are some good responses coming through good. What
(19:28):
do we reckon? We should write on this sign, Charlie.
I guess we should suss it out right now, let's
do it, man, we have to Should we do them here?
Should we do this text that we've gotten here on
a two doublow? Hey, Charlian mares, good morning. I think
you guys should write give us a beep if you
love the wires. That's an easy one. It's easy. And
we are a warriors country. We are Warriors nation, right,
and the thought of supporting our brothers, and.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
We are proud supporters and sponsors of the warriors as well,
you know, so we have to go with that.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, So I guess we're writing on the wards baby.
I'm trying to speculate how many beeps are we going
to get? What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I reckon we'll get close to thirty forty. And it
also depends on the guy that's holding the sign as well.
You know, I gotta I gotta really work for these beeps.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, because I'm thinking you're the sign holder this is
a challenge for you. So what are you going to
try and emulate on the street? What what are you giving.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Bray obviously got to do some a bit of dancing.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just maybe you should do the tworks that they were
saying on the tix line.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Ye, no, no, no no. The other thing is, you know,
you've got to also bear in mind safety as well.
You know, in case people are looking at the sign,
then you get into an accident. So I really need
to stop, look left, look right, and look at the sign.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh, you're going to be mister police officer right here
directing traffic and want to be guy. So that's a
tympas state if you want to tune in trying to
get as many beeps as we can so I can
do some for ships. Hey, mass I heard you got
some new wheels, bro new car. Oh I got a
new car or whatever. But I'm not the best driver.
(21:08):
I'm not the besch driver. Charlie. You know I bought
this car, been saving for a while. I bought it
up front because people were in my ear saying, don't
find answer. You're gonna cost yourself a lot of it
in the future. This car was very proud of myself nice.
A week later, I'm going down this long edge driveway
you know about my share driveway, Yeah, I know, and
my new flat and I hit the fence. I hit
(21:30):
the trees that line our fence. First of all, I
have a bones pock with those trees lighting for the
damn fence.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Wait, so how long have you hit the car?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
For? Maybe a week? And then there was like scratches.
I mean I hit the neighbors came a few weeks
after that because it's their fun and I've been trying
to tell everyone, but I'm paying for it because I
have to be the good guy. I have to be
the good cop. This new ass car, and I got
it for a pretty good deal. It's a RAV four,
(21:57):
so it's a nice looking car.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It just gets a baddie energy.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
And I think what I'm giving is bad driver energy
worth heading at two times, boored and destroyed is what
this car is to me.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You're driving it like you're driving in the fast and various.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I'm driving it like I'm in Donga right now. No
seatbelts at all, because if you haven't been too donger,
you don't wear a seat belt because people just don't
care and there's no lines on the road.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And I'm not gonna lie. Man. Some of the cars
that will dent it up. You don't even have, like
your Winch screens are smashed.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
No such things. Fitness thirteen years it's giving. Like a
thirteen year old is driving my car right now, Producer,
and she's sick today, and I hope it's not because
I nearly crashed the car while she was in it
last wee. We're on the way to a wedding. And
tell me why I look both ways? I look both
ways twice except for the front, except for the front
(22:46):
texting driver comes up next to me, nearly rear ends me,
and he beased on the longest time, and then I
got scared, and then I moved onto the other lane
and we had to take the longer way to where
we were going. Sorry, can I drive your car?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
How now?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
This is giving?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You are not ready for a car? Just get a
push bike?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Up next, Charlie's got some BFC tips for me. I
see as we're going into the challenge press ups, I'm
gonna seek your advice, mister Miaki, you give it to me,
all right? Yeah, that's an eight minutes old favor right now,
his Monica.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Stays Azara and Charlie now Charlie Poco.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
There's this article on the held right now talking about
most exciting airports, and they're talking about exciting airports in
the way of when you land, like, what is the
place that feels the most bougie, most fancy, the most
the most crazy, most exciting. And at the top of
that list is Portugal. Apparently they've got some mean as
(23:43):
views off the coast, the Amalfi Coast. I don't know.
I've never been to Europe. Have you been those ways? Yeah,
don have some money for their London he Throw Airport
is up next and they talk about the River Thames
and the London. I as you descend you get to
see all these beautiful sights and sounds of London. But brother,
I reckon, there is no other feeling like landing at
home made ah Man. When I fly into Tongue, you know,
(24:07):
it's talk to me.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I love it. Seeing the ocean, the coconut trees, and
you know, you see in the plantation and you see
the corrugated iron like little sheets that they just build it.
You can see the rust. The beautiful thing about the
Islands is that it's just so raw, untouched and as
soon as you touch down, you know, the airport's are
(24:29):
real old school. You've got people yelling out from the
you've been I's all your family and the whole village
comes out to greet you. It's just beautiful. And you know,
the islands have this the scent. It's the smell. As
soon as you get out of the plane, it's like
first of the year. You're hit in the face of
all the heat and it's like, bro, that's smelling and
(24:52):
that's just home.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I would say all that fresh air too, because like
you say, the islands are so untouched, they're so pure
and real. You even see in the ocean it's a
different shade of blue, I would say. And although the
airports are pretty old, and I will say that our
airport's on the islands, maybe there's stuff from the nineties
that Judy three is giving when you were there when
you were eight years old, but being there it gives
(25:14):
you nostalgic fields and there's nothing quite like it. But
I hear Charlie that there's an airport that you're wanting
to tick off your bucket list.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
An airport where I want to see or be in Singapore.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh okay, so I've heard about the singlepore. It is
giving like literally like Butterfly Creek, Verbes some times a million.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Tell me why there's a waterfall right in the middle
of this place. It's a more on steroids. Apparently you
have fed cinemas, gyms, you know obviously, all the shopping
and damn what have you right there? It's it's just crazy.
And I wouldn't mind an airport like that. Let's say
(25:53):
if you had a twelve other layover.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Twelve hour you would have stuff to actually do. I'm
like Auckland Airport. Let me just have a quick bonepeck
with Auckland Airport. And then you drop off zone. You're
always in construction, and then you want to you want
to put the car park in the drop off zone
about five thousand meters. It's all the way in Africa,
so you pretty much need to take a flight from
the car park too. You can determined not to me
hire me as the CEO. I missed up.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I messed up? I caked it, bro What had happened
is that for the past two weekends straight without me knowing,
I have been turning off the flat fridge.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
One job man like, how did you get that wrong?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm hiding my face right now with a piece of paper,
My mom, I'm embarrassed. I don't know how I did this.
So because I'm lima sung into the fancy fridge things,
there's a separate switch that is far away from the fridge.
Then I didn't even know controlled the fridge.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh I know, I know what I mean. So, so
the switches in between the powerpoints, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Because you used to be in construction, you would know
the right.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yep, yep, talk to me, Talk to me.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So, I because I I've been using that same PowerPoint
that has the fridge switch we use for the toaster,
the blender, all of that stuff. And so I've been
trying to you healthy lately. I'm making my cream, cheese,
salmonon bagels kind of things, and I've been turning off
the fridge. Then I get a message yesterday morning during
the show massive as paragraph from one of the flatties
who said, very kindly to me, I'm I'm already sure.
(27:20):
She wanted to go harder. She said, use your brain,
so and turn off turn on the fridge if you
accidentally turn it off. And I'm like, oh, I'm so
sorry girls, because I love what two girls. So sorry girls,
I'm gonna make to you an apology feed. You'll help yourself.
So I made teria key steak ooh, garlic, mashed potatoes,
(27:40):
mushroom sauce, and Asian slaw and I went down the tree.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So that's your apology dinner.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
And apology except it because the girls were like, oh man,
that feed was e fault, you know what.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So that's a good deed gone wrong. Obviously you want
to ensure that safety is parabi already. Yeah yeah, but
you did you switch the you know, the power off,
like with the eyes closed.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I think because I've been trained in my house, we
never turned on the lights at night. You always saw
the lights off. You conserve power. My Papa was always
strict on me, don't waste the power because the power
bell can come back to you. You pay the bill.
And so I just automatically turned all switches off after
I've used them. You know the dumb thing, Charlie. The
switch literally says fridge on it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I know, That's what I'm saying. Do you do you
close your eyes?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
What I do is I'm just wilia.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
But what happened to order food in the fridge?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
We hit the bandon a lot of it, and that's
why I made the apology, just so everyone could eat properly.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I know, I know, stays Azarah and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
The latest celebrity goes from around the world wave a breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh M's Connie was quitting music, so his name is
now Yay. He changed it a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
He appears be calling it quits.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
He has shared a text with Rich the Kid, another rapper,
and this alleged text message, can I West says quote,
I am retiring from professional music. Not sure no one
else to do. Rich Kid replies, he says, to retire,
why how do people need you? The music? You and
Tai Dollar sign I assume we have made the bigger
stamp and culture to date in twenty twenty four, Cane West.
(29:23):
That would be a mad loss of the industry.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Nah man, he deserves to stay there, bro, because he's
like one of those artists who are outspoken, and you know,
he's quite woke. He is.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
He's a little bit weird at times, and I will
say that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
But we'll go back ten years ago or so and
you'll think that he is weird. Fast forward teen years later,
you're like, oh, bro, this guy's be speaking facts all
this time, I guess, and also making goss Kenjick Lamar, Bro,
they're not like us. Video was shot outside a burger
joint right just in Compton. But apparently this is Kenjick
(29:55):
Lamar's like go to spot and he orders a cheese
and bacon burger. And since the video dropped, Yeah, the
sales at what What's the what's the place called TAM's
Burgers has increased by forty percent. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Wow fort bro, Oh, I love that for supporting your
local and it's out in comptent the whole and comptent place.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You know how you have your own little personal like
little adness.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah yeah, outside everyone has a local.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
That you go to.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Bunker Blake to panel Blake. So now, Jim Blake, how
are you doing? Man?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Oh, your mic wasn't even I'm sorry I said I
was good. What a welcome?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
This is what I love about this guy, Bro. He
could play every position. If you know, if he was
a rugby player, Bro, this guy would be a utility
player all over the show.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Where can he be a good prop from time. So, Blake,
You're at the gym yesterday and what happened? Well, I'm
in the.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Gym and there's all these dudes there with just like
these red shirts, Like, why is everyone wearing this uniform?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Memo? You didn't get the memo? No, I felt real
out of place.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
So I'm looking online trying to search up these shirts
and it turns out it was the Italian rugby saying
what and they're not even playing here?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, they don't even play the All Blacks. Who are
they playing? No?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, I think it's on Friday.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Yeah, so they're going up there on Friday, I'm assuming,
but yeah, just the least mills at Brito Mark.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I'm just chilling them there and it's filled with these
rugby players.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Were you guys training at the same time with them
or did they have the whole gym to themselves.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
No, like it was just open to the public.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh, it's kind of away.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
But like the thing that was like the weirdest part.
So like halfway through my workout, I was like, oh,
I need to go to the bathroom. I go down
to the urinals and as I'm going I feel this
like shadow come up next to me and it's like
their prop. He's like the biggest dude you've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Im.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I just left.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
I can't compete with that.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You know what, if that was me, I would have
just went in like checked on a red jersey, said
we are here, baby, say hello and Italian. And they
didn't posted it up to flavors like, Bro, I just
had a training session. You don't call me bunker Blake
(32:24):
kind of like produce a Blake Jim Blake for no reason. Bro.
Now I'm called personal trainer Blake, the man with MANI hats,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Do you feel inspired like to join a rugby team
of some sort.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
No, Bro, I gotta gotta get keep it competitive for them.
You know I smoked them all.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's nice. That's thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I want to hear more of Sta and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
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