OFF THE RECORD: If you're Charlie's kids, DONT listen

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In today's episode, Charlie takes a trip down memory to when his kids were born. Most parents think their children are super cute but not Charlie, what did he think when he first saw them? 

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Stacissura and Charlie's off the record, your record.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's time, but after record, and this is after record back.
I have a feeling to get back to your goods, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know, and I'm sorry, kids, but I want to
talk about this. Okay. So when I had all three boys.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, well, Sney did it one time? You were out
fishing and you got back eventually, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, Stace. To be honest, when I had well, when
Saney had Rob, I was right there. First thing I
seen was a hit and I was like, holy heck,
what the heck is going on here? Because you see
the hare that's on the head, and then you see
here on his forehead and then on the cheeks. So
immediately I said to myself, my son is born with

(00:50):
a full grown beard and mustaffe on the forehead and
on the back of the Holy heck, we have a
little weale wolf here. But this is what I'm this
is what this is my thing here, Okay, when it's
all part of life. When you have a baby and
you get visitors coming over to see the baby, and

(01:10):
this is the thing I always think to myself, bro,
these people are lying through their teeth. Okay, Satany's holding Rob,
little baby Rob. And in my head, I don't say that,
you know, baby's cute or anything like that. That's when
they come in and they say, oh my gosh, you too,
Oh Rob is so cute. In mind is like, don't

(01:32):
you ever walk into the hospital and lie like that again, bro,
because there is not really much of cuteness going on
here other than them being so hiy okay, So you
get one person coming, oh my gosh, okay, oh my gosh,
look it's so adorable. Please stop lying, bro. Like babies

(01:53):
and like I'm speaking on my own babies, like you know,
they have blossomed into beautiful young men now. But honestly, Bro,
for one, there was one moment that I was getting worried.
I thought, oh my goodness, bro, lord, what did I
do to deserve this? You know?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, it's one of those things that they don't tell
you about your babies often because they have this like
really fine here quite often all over their bodies and arms. Yes,
because when in the womb, it's like a little protection,
so it does come off, but it's just it is
freaky when you see that, especially as a little girl. Like,

(02:32):
oh no, you know, this is going to be bad
for them, but it does come off. Then there's also
this thing that they call it a Mongolian birthmark, and
only brown babies have it, and it's like on just
sort of on the top of their Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You forget.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It looks like a bruise. But not all babies have it,
but Polynesian babies tend to. And so I remember checking
out with the doctor and they're like, oh, yeah, that's
Mongolian booth mark, which is probably not actually a great
thing to call it, but it's all of these even
with all your anti national classes and everything that's on
the internet, now you can go, oh my goodness, is

(03:10):
that normal? And yes, the thing of my husband alleges
that I say every baby is cute, and he'll say
in some cases, get to come on now that that's
not a cute baby. Don't be lying. I actually said
baby so long, so Bonnie, what a big, healthy baby.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't mind them saying, wow, cute fingers and toes.
Yeah yeah, but please, like you know, don't get me wrong.
In my eyes, my boys are the most handsome in
my eyes and in their mom's eyes, and that's all
that matters, and I do have beautiful children, but when
there are babies, oh my goodness, there was a bit of.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
A scared lad, so you might want a chicken with
the appearance probably there came in and went, oh, looks
exactly like you, Charlie, and you were born a little
aware wolf.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
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