November 14, 2024 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacis
Zura and Charlie's off the Record.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What's your record? Welcome to Off the Record with Sac
and Charlie. I. You know, I had to bring this
up here because I don't actually know if it's radio friendly.
It's one of those things, one of those topics where
I'm like, we steer away from that, but not here. Okay, good.
(00:30):
So my partner, Devin, he is going to a stag
do this weekend. He is so excited. These are his
best friends. I mean, he's going to be a groomsman.
There's fifteen of them in total. I can't even remember
where they're going. Oh, top topul and on the way
down they're playing golf and you know, big, big day planned.
But I said to him last night, I made a
joke actually about you being a stupor at the the steak,
(00:53):
which is pretty common, you know. I made a joke
and he sort of he didn't. It was the response
that made me go where So I was like, wait,
are you guys actually getting a stripper? What are you
doing this staydo? Because you know, you've actually really not
said a lot. I haven't asked to be fair, and
he goes, oh, I don't know, and I said, well
(01:15):
that does that's not that can't be because you're a groomsman.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeahized should.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, it would be the guy getting married.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You're the most useless grange man that everyone else is
talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's one hundred percent diven And not to mention that
he's locked out of his Facebook messenger. So because they go, so,
what are you getting stripper? I don't know? I said, well,
you either are or you aren't, you know by now,
because you'd all be split in the cost. And he goes, oh,
I don't know. You know, my message is not working,
And I don't know. I just feel like they're getting
a stripper.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, because probably they know what has been the standard
in their friend group. Yeah, and who's to get married
this okay, yeah, maybe they're getting stripper.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't know, but in topel you could get a stripper,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Can you get a stripper anywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't know though, because some people they do go
to they go up exactly, they go middle of nowhere,
and I'm thinking, where do you get I don't know
if you can just get a stripper anywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
To stop there and uh one up and then taking
the yo.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I just looked up strippers, some good ones.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I mean, what do you reckon? That's actually the picture?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh shoot, yeah, they're hot. I'll take all five of them,
the boys and the girls. See that's the thing I don't.
I don't really care about strippers because I mean, they
need to do a job. It's all a bit of fun.
Usually it's actually, if it's going to be weird, it'll
be someone there that makes it weird. It'll be one
of the boys, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
To be the professional doing their job that's been paid
to be there.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Although I'll say I've had a stripper make it a
bit weird because we went through a season of everyone
getting married and so there are lots of hens eights
and and and one stripper ended up at a couple
of them, and so like the second or third one,
maybe he goes and goes, hi, Stacey, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My friends went to a my friends high he was
that it was a steak not a steak do. And
the stripper Kmen was someone that went intermediately.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh that would kill me, Oh my gosh, kill me.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I will say she'd always had a crush on them.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Then yeah, yeah, I mean I can't say much because
when I was at my hens party, they organized nude painting,
by the way, not your hens, No, No, I was, Yeah,
I was brides I was a bridesmaid, and the maid
of honor organized nude painting. We thought, obviously this man
was going to stand there and pose while we painted
(03:33):
him on a canvas. Turns out she had ordered a
guy that we were painting onto completely nude, and of
course I get the front left thigh, so I'm literally
making eye contact with his penis. And I was like, which, which?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Which went hard? On occasion?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Which?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And I was so hard the occasion? You did a
good You did a good euphanism, you did the right?
Yeah you did not. I'm sorry they are gradualizing this
man's penis going hard in my mind and I literally
had the words worst hangover. I mean it would be
(04:10):
up there for the worst I've had in years. And
that's saying something. Let's say something, because I do like
a drink the years. So anyways, I don't care if
they get a stripper. One thing it will say from
my experience in stays, would you agree with this sometimes
it can be kind of awkward.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh yeah, not actually not that hot.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's not actually because they always have like a little
stereo and the music's never quite loud enough. And then yeah,
he's like all these people in a circle around the
Houston and they do like a dance routine and it
just feels very like.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But what can what can and can't they do?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, it's not what you can and can't do as
a you can't film them, no, I know that you
can't like you know, say mean things will.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Touch the yea, you can't touch them another permission. Yeah,
and they might not go you know. It's also awkward
because we're going there. It's like they're gonna say everything
off that they you know, probably for a woman.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You do.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They do let dancers and things like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's that's pretty much.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But they usually only do like one leapt dance or
like two for two different people.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's again, you'll it's weird because you're completely naked doing
a lept dance on in front of fifteen guys. I'm like,
oh my god, at least with us skills we were
playing at cold even when he went hard, We're like,
oh my.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
God again as there, Italian did a better job than you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I'm just saying it for what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Finally Diego too, which made it even better. Diego from Portugal,
Yeah go, there you go. Thanks for listening to Stay
Azura and Charlie's off the record.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Catch them live every weekday from six am on Flavor
This is the Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacis
Zura and Charlie's off the Record.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What's your record? Welcome to Off the Record with Sac
and Charlie. I. You know, I had to bring this
up here because I don't actually know if it's radio friendly.
It's one of those things, one of those topics where
I'm like, we steer away from that, but not here. Okay, good.
(00:30):
So my partner, Devin, he is going to a stag
do this weekend. He is so excited. These are his
best friends. I mean, he's going to be a groomsman.
There's fifteen of them in total. I can't even remember
where they're going. Oh, top topul and on the way
down they're playing golf and you know, big, big day planned.
But I said to him last night, I made a
joke actually about you being a stupor at the the steak,
(00:53):
which is pretty common, you know. I made a joke
and he sort of he didn't. It was the response
that made me go where So I was like, wait,
are you guys actually getting a stripper? What are you
doing this staydo? Because you know, you've actually really not
said a lot. I haven't asked to be fair, and
he goes, oh, I don't know, and I said, well
(01:15):
that does that's not that can't be because you're a groomsman.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeahized should.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, it would be the guy getting married.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You're the most useless grange man that everyone else is
talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's one hundred percent diven And not to mention that
he's locked out of his Facebook messenger. So because they go, so,
what are you getting stripper? I don't know? I said, well,
you either are or you aren't, you know by now,
because you'd all be split in the cost. And he goes, oh,
I don't know. You know, my message is not working,
And I don't know. I just feel like they're getting
a stripper.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, because probably they know what has been the standard
in their friend group. Yeah, and who's to get married
this okay, yeah, maybe they're getting stripper.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't know, but in topel you could get a stripper,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Can you get a stripper anywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't know though, because some people they do go
to they go up exactly, they go middle of nowhere,
and I'm thinking, where do you get I don't know
if you can just get a stripper anywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
To stop there and uh one up and then taking
the yo.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I just looked up strippers, some good ones.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I mean, what do you reckon? That's actually the picture?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh shoot, yeah, they're hot. I'll take all five of them,
the boys and the girls. See that's the thing I don't.
I don't really care about strippers because I mean, they
need to do a job. It's all a bit of fun.
Usually it's actually, if it's going to be weird, it'll
be someone there that makes it weird. It'll be one
of the boys, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
To be the professional doing their job that's been paid
to be there.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Although I'll say I've had a stripper make it a
bit weird because we went through a season of everyone
getting married and so there are lots of hens eights
and and and one stripper ended up at a couple
of them, and so like the second or third one,
maybe he goes and goes, hi, Stacey, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My friends went to a my friends high he was
that it was a steak not a steak do. And
the stripper Kmen was someone that went intermediately.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh that would kill me, Oh my gosh, kill me.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I will say she'd always had a crush on them.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Then yeah, yeah, I mean I can't say much because
when I was at my hens party, they organized nude painting,
by the way, not your hens, No, No, I was, Yeah,
I was brides I was a bridesmaid, and the maid
of honor organized nude painting. We thought, obviously this man
was going to stand there and pose while we painted
(03:33):
him on a canvas. Turns out she had ordered a
guy that we were painting onto completely nude, and of
course I get the front left thigh, so I'm literally
making eye contact with his penis. And I was like, which, which?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Which went hard? On occasion?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Which?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And I was so hard the occasion? You did a
good You did a good euphanism, you did the right?
Yeah you did not. I'm sorry they are gradualizing this
man's penis going hard in my mind and I literally
had the words worst hangover. I mean it would be
(04:10):
up there for the worst I've had in years. And
that's saying something. Let's say something, because I do like
a drink the years. So anyways, I don't care if
they get a stripper. One thing it will say from
my experience in stays, would you agree with this sometimes
it can be kind of awkward.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh yeah, not actually not that hot.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's not actually because they always have like a little
stereo and the music's never quite loud enough. And then yeah,
he's like all these people in a circle around the
Houston and they do like a dance routine and it
just feels very like.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But what can what can and can't they do?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, it's not what you can and can't do as
a you can't film them, no, I know that you
can't like you know, say mean things will.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Touch the yea, you can't touch them another permission. Yeah,
and they might not go you know. It's also awkward
because we're going there. It's like they're gonna say everything
off that they you know, probably for a woman.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You do.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They do let dancers and things like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's that's pretty much.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But they usually only do like one leapt dance or
like two for two different people.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's again, you'll it's weird because you're completely naked doing
a lept dance on in front of fifteen guys. I'm like,
oh my god, at least with us skills we were
playing at cold even when he went hard, We're like,
oh my.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
God again as there, Italian did a better job than you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I'm just saying it for what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Finally Diego too, which made it even better. Diego from Portugal,
Yeah go, there you go. Thanks for listening to Stay
Azura and Charlie's off the record.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Catch them live every weekday from six am on Flavor
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