November 11, 2024 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacissura and Charlie's
Off the Records your record.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Off the Record with A Z and Charlie
this morning. We talk about things here because you know,
sometimes it's embarrassing to.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Put on the radio Pool Chap Pool.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is not Pool, Chap Bro. This is like more shot.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was not a shot. It was not a shot. Okay, Okay,
I thought I could.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm not gonna lie when I got this message, right
I was.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I didn't personally missage you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I know, I know you didn't, but you miss.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I just let you know I had a fart, like obviously.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You didn't have aftable Is around me, you know, and
producer Anna.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, I get it. But I was about to eat
honestly when I got this.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I just don't know whether when you're gonna eat, have
my dinner. It's not that big of a deal, Okay,
I may or may not have. You know, fatted last
night at indoor knitble. So I was actually doing an intercept,
which means, you know, jumping in front of the ball
and getting it back for our team.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Great move from me. I felt quite proud of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Tell me why when I went to go and like
step out, you know, and my legs split apart, my
fart came out, and I was so embarrassed because that
does not happen to me before. That's never happened to
me before. Knitball, but that doesn't happen to me while exercising.
Like I've meet people and be like, man.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just get so gares see while I'm working out,
whereas I'm like, I can't relate.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It feels like it feels like I would be unable
to do that if I was working out. I don't
feel any need ever while working out to release scarce.
So imagine my surprise when I hear a sound come
out of my bum or.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was like what But was it a loud one? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That was it like or like yes? Or was it
like no? It was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I honestly I'm sure, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So yeah, so not obviously everyone on the court heard,
but it was I think there was the person passing
the ball that intercepted the person they were trying to
pass it to, and the ref So there was three
other flavor. I don't know. I don't walk on it.
I don't walk on the court and go, hey, good game.
I work on flavor. Not everyone they play flavor at
(02:27):
indoor neple. They do, but they but we're not on
ear obviously in the evening time.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
They don't hear a little breaks that are on there.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, you don't really talk very much during indoor netball.
You're just yelling anyway. So it's not the point I
would like to think that they don't. They don't know
who I am, but well it's only three people, and
now who was listening to this?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
But I was so embarrassed. Has it ever happened to you?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We are fighted while working out and it was like
one of those ones where you've not actually gone, oh,
I need a far. I had no idea I needed
to fight. I literally steeped and it came out.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Nah. To be honest, I'll tell you if it that happened,
but it didn't happen with me. It has never happened.
I'm not saying that it's ever going to happen, but
it's not happened yet.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You've never farted while working out.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Like real talk, I have never, And if I wanted
to bro I just.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I've fared before. I've fared before.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Also, I used to, well, not necessarily fart, but used
to Yeah, well you're fart and cheerleading because you're like
you're jumping backwards, you're bending over, you're doing the splits,
you're doing flips, and there's something about like that motion
that that really just gets you going.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Honestly, it's honestly, yeah, there is nothing wrong with fighting, Bro.
They'd be shy about that. How do you feel? You okay?
Like are you are you right?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I mean, I was pretty shocked by it, but I mean,
I know it doesn't happen all the time. It's not
like I was sitting there, sitting there, you know, it's
not like I shouted, Hey, that's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's a win.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm telling you. So you do know I just told
you I did.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You don't have to put a photo.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
One time I did need to pooh myself and Bro,
and I lied and said that I had a sore
stomach and I literally had to go to the toilet.
But I lied and said I'm just feeling like kind
of nauseous, like I'm not feeling good.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It was like, oh my gosh, you're okay.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And I was like, oh, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
All right, and then I went to the toilet and
then you do that a pooh and then came back
on the court.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, I didn't because I had to stick with the
suck vibes. Oh yeah, remember this is a work nipple team.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I can't have people at work knowing that I left
the court to have bum wee.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wait, hang on, so you played nipple people from work?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yes, thankfully. It was the other team that was around
me when I started.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So people from work knew you fighted well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No one talked about my bus in your team, bro, Yes,
but no one talked about my fat.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Man. Anyway, write an apology email right now, term police.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Next thing you know, I'm getting caught up by eight
fighting on the court.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Thanks for listening to Stacey, Zura and Charlie's Off the Record.
Catch them live every weekday from six am on Flavor
The Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacissura and Charlie's
Off the Records your record.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Off the Record with A Z and Charlie
this morning. We talk about things here because you know,
sometimes it's embarrassing to.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Put on the radio Pool Chap Pool.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is not Pool, Chap Bro. This is like more shot.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was not a shot. It was not a shot. Okay, Okay,
I thought I could.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm not gonna lie when I got this message, right
I was.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I didn't personally missage you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I know, I know you didn't, but you miss.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I just let you know I had a fart, like obviously.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You didn't have aftable Is around me, you know, and
producer Anna.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, I get it. But I was about to eat
honestly when I got this.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I just don't know whether when you're gonna eat, have
my dinner. It's not that big of a deal, Okay,
I may or may not have. You know, fatted last
night at indoor knitble. So I was actually doing an intercept,
which means, you know, jumping in front of the ball
and getting it back for our team.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Great move from me. I felt quite proud of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Tell me why when I went to go and like
step out, you know, and my legs split apart, my
fart came out, and I was so embarrassed because that
does not happen to me before. That's never happened to
me before. Knitball, but that doesn't happen to me while exercising.
Like I've meet people and be like, man.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just get so gares see while I'm working out,
whereas I'm like, I can't relate.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It feels like it feels like I would be unable
to do that if I was working out. I don't
feel any need ever while working out to release scarce.
So imagine my surprise when I hear a sound come
out of my bum or.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was like what But was it a loud one? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That was it like or like yes? Or was it
like no? It was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I honestly I'm sure, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So yeah, so not obviously everyone on the court heard,
but it was I think there was the person passing
the ball that intercepted the person they were trying to
pass it to, and the ref So there was three
other flavor. I don't know. I don't walk on it.
I don't walk on the court and go, hey, good game.
I work on flavor. Not everyone they play flavor at
(02:27):
indoor neple. They do, but they but we're not on
ear obviously in the evening time.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
They don't hear a little breaks that are on there.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, you don't really talk very much during indoor netball.
You're just yelling anyway. So it's not the point I
would like to think that they don't. They don't know
who I am, but well it's only three people, and
now who was listening to this?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
But I was so embarrassed. Has it ever happened to you?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We are fighted while working out and it was like
one of those ones where you've not actually gone, oh,
I need a far. I had no idea I needed
to fight. I literally steeped and it came out.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Nah. To be honest, I'll tell you if it that happened,
but it didn't happen with me. It has never happened.
I'm not saying that it's ever going to happen, but
it's not happened yet.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You've never farted while working out.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Like real talk, I have never, And if I wanted
to bro I just.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I've fared before. I've fared before.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Also, I used to, well, not necessarily fart, but used
to Yeah, well you're fart and cheerleading because you're like
you're jumping backwards, you're bending over, you're doing the splits,
you're doing flips, and there's something about like that motion
that that really just gets you going.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Honestly, it's honestly, yeah, there is nothing wrong with fighting, Bro.
They'd be shy about that. How do you feel? You okay?
Like are you are you right?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I mean, I was pretty shocked by it, but I mean,
I know it doesn't happen all the time. It's not
like I was sitting there, sitting there, you know, it's
not like I shouted, Hey, that's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's a win.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm telling you. So you do know I just told
you I did.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You don't have to put a photo.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
One time I did need to pooh myself and Bro,
and I lied and said that I had a sore
stomach and I literally had to go to the toilet.
But I lied and said I'm just feeling like kind
of nauseous, like I'm not feeling good.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It was like, oh my gosh, you're okay.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And I was like, oh, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
All right, and then I went to the toilet and
then you do that a pooh and then came back
on the court.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, I didn't because I had to stick with the
suck vibes. Oh yeah, remember this is a work nipple team.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I can't have people at work knowing that I left
the court to have bum wee.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wait, hang on, so you played nipple people from work?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yes, thankfully. It was the other team that was around
me when I started.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So people from work knew you fighted well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No one talked about my bus in your team, bro, Yes,
but no one talked about my fat.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Man. Anyway, write an apology email right now, term police.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Next thing you know, I'm getting caught up by eight
fighting on the court.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Thanks for listening to Stacey, Zura and Charlie's Off the Record.
Catch them live every weekday from six am on Flavor
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