OFF THE RECORD: Why should Charlie have worn a red shirt to a wedding?

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In today's episode, wearing a red shirt/dress to a wedding shows that you've slept with the bride or groom oooooo. Charlie shared a sticky situation he got himself into. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacissura and
Charlie's off the record, your record.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, it's time for off the record and Chali's mean
saving this one up. We were talking on air on
the show about how some colors are inappropriate to wear
to a wedding. White obviously don't upstage the bride, and
then we heard this allegation that at an Indian wedding
you don't wear red as a guest because that means
you have slept with the group. And we're saying, okay,

(00:32):
who should be wearing red then to any given wedding?
And people were going, uh, maybe maybe I need to
buy a red shirt. And you promised, Charlie you talk
about it and off the record in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, yeah, full disclosure. And the good thing is that,
you know, my wife's saying he knows all about this too,
So I feel that we know we should just talk
about this because I didn't know that red was a
bad sign, you know, sleeping with the groom, sleeping with the.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Bride previously, not on the day of.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We're talking about like, this is something that's happened way, way,
way before, you know any relationship or whatever. Anyways, we
had a couple that were getting married, right and this
is the most awkward thing. When I seen the booking
and I heard about it, So.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
We're hanging hand the booking. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So we weren't at the wedding, but we played at
the reception. The band three houses down was at the
We were the band for the wedding. For the wedding,
and when I seen the name, I was like, oh,
that's so and so you know, I was like, I
didn't think anything of it, and my brother did say
to us, the couple are going to come to the

(01:42):
band room to like, you know, hear listen to us
rehearsed their walking song and all this whole carrier on.
So oh yeah, cool seet. I got home from work
and to my surprise, the girl and the bride in
the groom to be was a girl that I actually see.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
How come you didn't forget it out from her name?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well then the name was quite a common name, to
be honest, So you know, I met the whole name.
And then I walked into the band and I was like, oh, bro,
this is awkward. My brother goes, oh, hey, guys, this
is my brother, Charlie, Charlie, this is so and so,
and this is you know, I had to act out
like I never met her before because.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
She like she didn't know you.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
She played it down like she was one that played
it off because I felt awkward when I walked in
and I seen her. So I was like, oh, bro,
you know, she's like, Hi, I nice to meet you. Okay,
we're doing nice, We're doing this, say so. Then you know,
that was all of that, but you know, we had
a relationship like in the past, like it.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Was, so she knew that, and she booked your band
knowing you were in the band.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Right, Beyonce, Like we one of those songs I told
the song was her the fiance's favorite song, so like
we were his favorite band, and it was a dream
come true for him to have us play at his wedding.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
To his wife who you actually had a relationship with,
but she pretended she didn't know you.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, but this is so awkward, you know. And
then we were playing the song and we're singing the
song which was the which was his favorite song, the
Tonge song of ours. Yeah, I'm not going to say
the name in case you know, he starts knowing who
this president is, and I'm just I'm avoiding eye contact
while I'm singing this song. Bro. But you know when

(03:32):
you can just feel somebody's looking at you. I just
happened to look up and she's looking at me like
you are an idiot?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why are we even here?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, it's her. It's on her. It's not on you.
What can you do about it?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
And then you know in my head, frek, this is
so bad. But going back to this whole red shirt
re dressing.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Were you wearing a red shirt? No?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, but I mean you shouldn't. I don't know that
this whole red to read your thing was a thing
you were.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Just doing well to even turn up to be fair.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Knew honestly, Bro, I would have read everything down to
the sox.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Let's read those day, right.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Thanks for listening to Stace Azura and Charlie's Off the Record.
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