OFF THE RECORD: You've gone to Kmart and you hear what!

Welcome to Flava Breakfast's Off the Record - an exclusive short, sweet and a little bit juicy chat you won't hear anywhere else! 

In today's episode, Tauranga Kmart has been called out for something they don't want to be known for. Plus, Charlie has experienced this in first hand, OH NO! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Stacis Zura and Charlie's Off the Record.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's your record? Welcome to off the Record with Staca,
Zarah and Charlie where we talk about things they didn't
go on the radio because sometimes they're too juicy like this.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
So you go to kmart and you get a lot
of things. What are some things you can get?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It came up, Oh, you can get like T shirts
and everything.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Okay, ndies are the closest to it that you just
mentioned that what you shouldn't be getting is the sound
of pornography. That's why happened in Todunger came art. Apparently
a woman called Mary was there. It came out in
Bethelahim Bethlahim of all places and total between two and
three on a Sunday, and sounds playing over the speaker

(00:47):
system sounded like here are the words she used, soft
female moaning coming from somewhere, and then it stopped. Then
it started again after one minute with a little more intensity.
It was one hundred percent actual female noises.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Bro Oh, do you think the phone was connected or something?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It sounded like it was legit someone having a good time.
I started laughing and headed to the speaker. I a
was thinking someone was playing a prank because the sound
was coming from overhead, Mary said, And she looked at
another shopper and they look absolutely horrified and look at
each other, you know, pook on her eyes. And they
asked one of the staff members what was with the
pawn playing over the speaker? They said, I'm not sure

(01:27):
how that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Imagine that, like you connected with your children and you
hear that over the speakers and you're like, what the
eff is?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Also just like why, like who's the who's the person
watching porn at work?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Like that's like, I don't know, honestly, this has happened,
Like this is not at a work in a work capacity.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But yeah, well, if your phone's connected to a boom,
booms are on and the lounge, but then you've got
on to the bedroom there and then I know my
my my flatmate, my old flatmate cam she is also
connected to my U boom, but she'd be watching tiktoks
and I can hear the tiktoks to my boom because
I'm trying to play music. But then it's like just

(02:14):
funny because you can just hear her swiping through the videos. Honestly,
if she was listening to something AO, it would scar
me for life.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I've had this and it's.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
What happened to you.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, not at camar Well. I was at a friend's
house right and my car was parking in front of
his and we're at Airbnb. So I said to him, bro, okay,
I'll go do I'll go down to countdown and just
when it was countdown at that time, and get all
the snacks and get some more drinks if I have
to write, and he's yeh, yes, who's sweet? As I
want to go take a shower inway? I was like,

(02:47):
yes sweet. So then I was just flapping around.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And then you've gone and got into his car the driveway.
So his phone's connected to one hundred.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
So you know what happened. Right, I turned the.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Car on and it was it's already into it like you.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Know, it would have picked up. So there was like
a live like a minute, you know, So I was
like trying to get the sound up and all that.
Then it just came on and it was everything, and
I was like, bro, this is you did you did
you tell him that you nah? But then when I
came back.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
He would know though, because think about it, if he's
already watching, Yeah, but then then it means his sound
would disappear.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He disconnected. He disconnected.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh that's I'm not I'm not gonna lie. That is
so horrifying embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
So when I came home with all this next and
all that, I was just looking at him. He looked
at me, and we didn't even say anything.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
To not talk about this until we have an opportunity
to talk on talk about it on a podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Off the record of.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Thanks for listening to Stace, Azara and Charlie's Off the Record.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
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