Live from Christchurch for our Never Have You Ever Tour!

Day one of our Never Have You Ever Tour and we are live from Christchurch!!

• Megan tries her first oyster
• Parent confession hotline
• Ben ruins a surprise birthday party

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the Ben Podcast thanks to Challenge putting the service
back into service stations.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Gotta welcome to the podcast. So we've started off. I
never have you ever tour today going around the country
doing things for the first time, or helping you achieve
things doing your nervers that you've never done before in
your life. Megan, almost ate an oyster as you're here
in just a second?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Can you can you eat one?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
They're still they're still sitting here, but I want you
to chill it like five times.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
I think that's where people come and stuck with the
oyster games, and it feels like any food that you
have to get down quick is probably a red flag
about their particular food. Isn't it his mouth?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
He's going a few choose.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Does it get harder to swallow the more you chew?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, well, my dear, if you've got that thing about
you didn't like the taste of it or whatever, that's fine.
It does it gives you more of that taste in
your mouth and that flavor in your mouth. Like I
definitely need some some pequ or something is going to
be kissing you right now, Megan, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Not you can have that.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
When I spat out.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Listened to the show Emily trying oysters for the first time,
and she because we had the accompanied the cuisine with
lemon and she ended up just sucking on the lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Afterwards, she didn't she didn't look like she enjoyed it
at all, shaking very shortly. On the podcast as well
as when you're like those who oyster oyster hard, you're
either in it or you're.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Out big fans or not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
My wife slowly got it into it, slowly, but more
about the occasion thing and sharing something.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's also something I'm not keen to get into because
it's an expensive Yeah. Yeah, true, it's in the past time.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
We always talk about the you know, the first the
first person to try particular foods, you know, milking the cow,
what you you know, what you would explain if someone
walked in on that act, Even if you were the
first person to have an oyster, you'd probably go listen.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
I would if you had asked me, don't bother yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
We'll move on from this desperate day. Now you're low like, well,
it's a delicacy?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
What was the thing?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I ap for a laugh? But that's on the podcast today.
You're hear it very shortly as well as they had
a couple of blowouts, so we're both you. John and
myself had some blants with texts your things are going
to wrong, people wrong occasional.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Jat.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I enjoyed that on the podcast The Hits that Jona
wan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
We're here in christ hitch On they never have you
ever toil. It started last night we arrived at wonderful hotel.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh my gosh, the Scenic Circle, Cotswold. Now before we
had even arrived at the hotel, we got an email
saying we need you to say that you had a
lovely night at the Scenic Cotswold Hotel.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Now this is before we've even stayed there.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
And I'm like, they're making these wild pains before we've
even stayed there. And then I didn't have a lovely
night at the hotel. I had the best goddamn night
of my entire existence.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Thattel felt like I was staying and like I keep
saying Hogsmead and Meghan's like, what what what's that?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Harry Potter? You know it guys gets the wand and stuff.
It's very quaint in English.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Sony cottages.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, it's very actually, yeah, and talk with the British
accent do they's stayed enormous but king size bend fit
for a king.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I opened the sheets.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Charles was lying there.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
He's coming to Australia this week, so maybe he popped over.
I had a couple of nights in Christitch, so thank
you very much for putting us up. We are on
our never have you Ever tour, which means all this
week we're going to make your nevers come true. Actually,
if there's anything we should be doing in christ Chitch,
we're here for the day for four eight seven. Things
that we've never done before, and the things that maybe
you've never done before, we're going to make some of
them happen.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Over the day before the tour even kicked off. Last night,
we're flying to christ Chitch and we made a little girls
dream come true.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I had never actually I don't. I never told you
that I'd never given out the lollies before we took it.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We took a punt because we didn't know exactly if
it never handed out the lollies on a plane, but
couldn't really ask you because then you would be like, oh,
I know what they're going to do, so we just
kind of made it happen.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
And so this is about halfway through, three quarters of
the way through the Flighty message comes over the PA system.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You have a very.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Special mollie runner up the front of the aircraft. It's
getting straight to head out the.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Lollies on an em We want to think of ourselves
as educators on the slight.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
So they take a lolly from her. And as you
come through the cann sorry I don't take strangers.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Just hear him in advance.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
It took my job very seriously, he does.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Why don't we know you didn't you did? There's audio
I'm going to play later.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You're like you did about four rows and then you
stopped on about the back of the plane. And producer
Alie myself that no lawyers came anywhere near us.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
To stop halfway through Randwich between the trolleys there drinks
trolleys on it the sides. So I was like, oh,
I'm going to sit down.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
I don't we have to say lovely things about the
Scenic Circle hotel.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And it was lovely, but the worst lolly giving out
if on a flight because no one, no one got
it from row like six onwards.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I know because I also like at the start, I
just handed out like heaps. I'll just take one.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I was like, take handfuls.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
They're not why lolly's.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
I didn't get one, no one, no one around me
got one.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
We've all gone halfway through to you.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I appreciate about those lollies?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Is the woven basket, that basket that would have been
on a right brother's flight back in the day.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, it has been very consistent throughout the years, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Very iconic things?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So we made Megan's dream come true of half heartedly
handing out lolli's on a plane.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I did get told off by a mum as well
for giving a kid too many.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Oh did you you said, just don't scramble.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I thought about that too, Yeah, four four seven.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
If you've got something we should be doing in Christure
somewhere around the country throughout the week. And I never
have you ever tour thanks to gas picture service stations
and some discounts loyalty program to get fuel discounts every week.
But next Kate, one's like I noticed you keep banging
on about the Titanic movie from about twenty years ago.
But more revelations.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
About something we don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Something we don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
About the iconic door scene, and we thought we knew
everything about the door scene. We'll tell you next on
the Hats.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
The Hats that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Here, I now never have you ever tour. Throughout the week,
we're trying to make people's nivers come true.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, and then christ Church today, we've got some big
stuff planned after the show today, involving a helicopter.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, but it's just flying at a helicopter. I was
trying to make it sound more amazing than flying a helicopter.
But it's going to be amazing if one person who's
never been in one.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I know, very exciting we get to surprise someone with
that today. Throughout the week we'll be doing more of
those things. So if there's anything you'd love to do
for for eight seven on the text or anything we
should be doing while we're in christ Hitch.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
That Titanic feels like a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
That movie it was, it was nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
We love talking about it.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, I love talking about the iconic movie from James
Cameron as well Celine Dion's song Bursting Ounce. You know,
although I was really in the news today that they're
accusing her of lip syncing at the Paraslympics.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah, She's like, she's there. If she was, she was.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
It was like, yeah, so if she lip synced, she
didn't bang up.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
That know.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
They've got YouTube analysts looking into it and they're like, oh,
I think she was lip singing, quietly singing.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
While you know, I was like, oh God, who really kiss?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
So they boats saying one hundred and eleven years ago.
The movie is from ninety ninety seven. Yeah, but what's
the latest? So Kate was this week?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's been so this why it's back in the news again.
Kate wins it's been asked about it. She's probably like, oh,
can I stop talking about this movie again?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
And other stuff?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Since Yeah, yeah, they always talk about was there enough
room for Leo and Kate on the door?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Was at the end of the movie. It definitely was. Yeah,
I feel like there was.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But anyway, so that final scene where they're shivering in
the water, which probably makes sense now, she admitted they're
in a water tank. They were filming in a water
tank over a couple of days. Right, they could stand up,
it was just knee deep pretty much could stand up.
It was waste waist high.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
It's acting. Would you want them actually drawn.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
In the ocean?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
So the whole thing, that's even cold they film?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
No, I don't think it was the whole thing. They
filmed for a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
In fact, none of the audio they used they had
to read they did eighty hour later, which.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Means they had to put their voice over the top
of all this. So again they like.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Anything real.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, But then James Cameron, who was the director, apparently
wouldn't allow the bathroom breaks. It was like, no, there's
no bathroom breaks. Once you're in there, you're in there.
And she had a lot of dresses, you know, like
the old timey clothes as well, so she was like,
what would Leo and her would do? Would they just
swim away from each other? I think we've got some
audio now of Kate wins That talking about it.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
I mean, it was so awful because Leo would sometime
sometimes said gotta be sort of swim away for three
meters one patch, swim in and then it would be
his turn. It was terrible, really, it was awful, and
you always felt awful doing it. But it was always
it took too long to get out in the wet

(09:03):
molds and oh god, so I confess it happened.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
It happened.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, does she know how water works?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Even if you swim away, Eventually they're swimming at each
other's diluted ws.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Then to answer the question was it warman? There lovely
and there we go.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
So we're back talking about Titanic again since nineteen ninety seven,
The movie That Won't Go Away.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
You see, we meet Jack Black and you're like, one
of my favorite movies is The Holiday with you and
Kate and it was like yeah, yeah, and you're like,
do another one.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
He's like, well, it's not up to me, man, it's
to keep Blanchet.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
I remember I have it. I was like, yeah, there's
been a lot of movies.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
The next ten minutes something We started last week Mega
and we tried to get ten out of ten on
the New Zealand Hero Daily Quiz with your help.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
We failed miserably.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, the best we could get was fine. Once
we get one wrong, it's all over. We've got JOHNO
helping us right now. Prepare to get three or four
at best. That's evidence of that hats the.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hits that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I never have you ever tourk thanks to gas picture
service stations? But something we started last week and we
want to continue to see if we can get well,
continue until we get ten out of ten, which may
never happen on the New Zealand. Here all daily quiz.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Now, Meghan, you feel like you're in your quiz era.
You were just saying on the trip to christ Ues today.
So geez, I'm nailing this well.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Ben was quite surprised with how much general knowledge.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
I yeah, but like.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
That's the thing, like just random facts maybe that I've
stored away.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well, we learned some stuff last week. We learnt that
snails have a lot of teeth, more.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Than sharks and crocodile.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I feel like I knew that because you can zoom
a a and they look frightening. Yeah, I've seen that
move somewhere.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
So producer Ali is going to start reading out the questions.
If we get one wrong, that's it. It's all over.
We keep going until we get one wrong and can
people call it and out, Well, we go to the
text machine where we can go once to the text
machine once okay, and you could call on if you
really want to. But four four eight seven on the text.
If you think we're idiots and you think you've got
the answer.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
All right.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Question number one, who was the CEO of Apple when
the first iPhone was launched? Was it Steve Jobs, Bill
Gates or Tim Cook?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Jobs?

Speaker 6 (11:16):
So Cook and Jobs are both Apple?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Right?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Cooks knew like he took on.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Jobs, Splex, Givy Balance Runners, Blue Jeans.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Alie's a terrible poker face producer.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
La tell you so if you just keep saying someone's
name over and again, you look for reaction.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
That is correct.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
First one stroke?

Speaker 8 (11:39):
Okay, this one's a bit of a bit of a
hard one. I think which Thom might be Tom? Which
Thom York album was released?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
In the history of the world of names has even
been called form oh.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
No, okay?

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Which Tom?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Thorpe?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
No? God?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Which Tom?

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Your album was listened to thousand and six as the
first solo project? Was it Enema Tomorrow's Modern Boxes or
the Eraser?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
So he's the leading of.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Boy A that's a tool album? Soa yah? Then what
what was the other was Eraser?

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Wasn't it? Or yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I would say three?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
It was the other option?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
What was the metal option?

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Alley Tomorrow's Modern boxes.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
That's eraser was that it was an album from someone else?
Maybe maybe it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Okay, what we're looking in here?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
What are we looking at for Thom York's debut solo album.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I think it's either Tomorrow's Modern Boxes or the erasing?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Okay, Tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Is it spelled Tomorrow's Boxes or just.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Tomorrow was tools album? Or Anima spelled A N I.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
M A.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
No. No. So now we're back to all the three
Can we go to the text on this?

Speaker 7 (13:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Question two questions?

Speaker 6 (13:07):
If we can't get the texts again? Four f shiven,
we can.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Do well.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Exactly four for eight seven. Do you want to stop
there and come back or what do you want?

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah? Lehould we do that?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Okay? Okay?

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Well do you know what do you want to do?
You want to go with something?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
No? Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Four four eight seven? If anyone knows Tom York or
Tom York as he likes to record.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Just a solo album, what was it called?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Four seven? If you think you know those three options again,
produce Allie, it.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Is Anama, Tomorrow's Modern Boxes or the eraser?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
We could be on question two on the New Zealand
Hero tomorrow's Modern Boxers for some ree okay, okay four
four eight seven are we going to lock that? And
we'll find out next New Zealand it's sex twenty seven on.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's the He's the Jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Team New Zealand's up for three nil so far and
trying to defend the America's Cup. But Barcelona a lot
of people are not happy about them being there, big protest.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
That's why we even heard like much about today because
he was like, nope, you took it away from here.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
What's what's up setting in the Barthalonians.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, basically that the fact that they spend one hundred
and twenty five million two Team New Zealand on bringing
the America's Cup here. But they're like, there's a lot
of money we could to be spinning on other stuff,
and I guess they're kind of weighing up whether it's
bringing in the tourist dollars and stuff as well. So
a thousands people took to the streets over the weekend
to protest it. Well, what's going on? I guess you
know you're right if you're driving over of potholes and stuff,

(14:28):
you're probably like you.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Just watching these boats.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
But we couldn't afford it anymore, could we. That's right,
so hopefully we do take it out though. Three now ups,
so looks pretty good.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's even right, Yeah, I feel like the expense of
it is related to the technology of the boats. Now,
let's just take it back to the basics, back to digging,
kick it back to the start line again.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
They were in the middle of Today's New Zealand here
all daily quiz. We decided last week we would wanted
to get ten out of ten and would keep playing
it in a row until we got one wrong. At
best we got was five. So now we're at question two.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
What happens if you get ten out of ten? I
get a free Herald premium subscription. You unlock all the
premium articles.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
You actually do that.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I told you you've got emails one email and you
can get that, but anyway.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Email them for the same company. Anyway, get the first
three lines of stories and a sort of fades out.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
And today we don't want to hear you complain say
we know how you can remember you that. But anyway,
question too, producer, was about Thom York.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
It was about Thomy. I just learned as Tom York
and stuff.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
But the question was which Tom York album was released
in two thousand and six as his first solo project.
And you want to lock in the eraser?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Well, the thanks of the text machine question to me,
and you weren't happy that we're bowing to the audience question.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Too, Yeah, like phone or free and already.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
But the eraser seems to be the popular one.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Are we locking it?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
That is correct?

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Thank you very much to run the text eraser.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
By the way, you see the.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Other names as well too. She's one of these people
who comes in after the.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
Other ones. Anyway, anyway, thankfully.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
This medium we recorded because we'll go back after the show.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Okay, next question question three?

Speaker 8 (16:05):
All right, Woe Mad Festival in New Zealand is held
in which region? Is it Otago, Canterbury or Tank?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I actually don't know some haapy to go.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Minutes you'll say, just say now, Meghan, that's correct, right, okay? Good?
Question three?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
All right?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
What this question for?

Speaker 8 (16:29):
What does the brand name Nivia mean in Latin? Is
it snow white, smooth skin or fresh and clean?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
I think Latin?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Why would they have fresh and clean and letton so
fresh and so clean? Clean? If you're playing out the
elimination game.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Okay, okay, hey, we need we need to get rid
of one. What one did you say, Meghan?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I don't think it would be snow white, no.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Option, I mean the cream.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
The original cream is like snow white, you know, the
original night and cream in a pot.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I think I'm saying to look, I'm trying to think
more about snow white, actually, because Proul's.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Face cream was that the original and it was like, yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
It's just some white number two smooth skin.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I reckon, Yeah, not smooth skin, snow white.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I'm thinking snow white only because Ali is a terrible
poker face going to lock and so what I'm going
to make, make the call and might be wrong?

Speaker 6 (17:29):
All right, that is correct? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
So what I got four? This is this is the
fifth one. Now this equals our best if we get this.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Right short as Okay, watch Shakespeare play features the character
of Shylock. Is that the Merchant of Venice, Julius Caesar
or Twelfth Night?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know these people right now screaming at their radios?

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Can we throw to the text again?

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Well we're not allowed.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Just but if someone texts us and we read the text,
and we haven't thrown it to the text. That's so,
that's okay, right, Yeah, if someone ticks four for seven and.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
That's that's fine. Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, Well, so we were not officially throwing it to
the text, but if the text machine could be active
around about.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
For those options again. So Shylock from Shakespeare was in
witch play.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Yeah, the Merchant of Venice, Julius Caesar or Twelfth Night.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
I'm feeling like the Merchant of Venice.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I don't know what. I don't think it's Julius Caesar. Okay,
Shylock sounds Oh yeah, I don't know Venus. I would
have said twelfth Night.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
I'm gonna lock on the Merchant of Venice.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Let's do it. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna lock.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
And there's the tics come through mentioned Venice just past
my eyes on.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
But we didn't. We didn't ask for it. Okay, are
you going with that one?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I'll go with John that text? All right, that's correct. Okay,
let's see we get this one.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Hello William back in Auckland. Hello, really long time.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I'm sorry, I quite quite sweet up in the text.
We'll keep going, I keep going. Okay, Next okay, sorry,
we're still.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Sex for that, the hits that John and Ben podcast and.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Meghan's never Have You Ever Tour?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
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Speaker 6 (19:34):
Every week we're heading around the country.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Are making your nevers come through true If you've never
done something, you can text through four four eight seven
and christ Church today, heading to Wellington tomorrow. So if
you think there's something we need to do, there suggest
some things four four eight seven something maybe you haven't
done or we haven't done in those particular places, there's
still time.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
It's the Ultimate and midlife Crisis Radio this week. And
you realize, gosh, I've never done that, and Jenny, are
you're gonna kick things off?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Will they Never Have You Ever?

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Tour? This week?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Welcome to the program, Good morning, thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
You are currently negotiating with a sleepy teenager.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Is that what's going on?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Terms back and she's paying the butt.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Hand the phone over, hand the phone over. We'll sort
this out live on the radio. What's your name to Grace?
We can convince through out a bit.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Can you pass the phone over?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
She'd kill me volatile teenagers on a Monday morning. Anyway, Ginny,
they never have you ever tour? Nate, tell us something
that you've never done.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
I've never been to a concert.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
There have been to concert.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Now you've just through through what just you decided not
to do it or you just like it never really
worked out?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
What's happened? No, just I don't know.

Speaker 10 (20:48):
I just never really the closest thing I've been to
concert Disney a nice So that's not really.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Your little diggies in there.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, okay, Well, Jinny, thanks for your cool. It's been
good chatting with you. We've got nothing to give you.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Joy that.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
No, No, you're at christ Church and we thought we
should give you a double passer Brian Adams, who's going
to be in Christy.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
February next year.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
How would you like to go for your first concert
to Brian Adams?

Speaker 6 (21:21):
Oh well, it would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I see him sixty nine in the summer live on stage,
so happy it hurts tour.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
He's going to be and yeah and christ Church and
February Auckland as well, So yeah, enjoy that would be
a great concert. Voted the best song and the hits
best song ever was a summer of sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh wow, thank you so much. Please tell us you
know who Brian Adams is. No, I never heard of him.
We need to educate our producer Grace on who Brian
Adams was, and there was She's like, sounds like my
friend's father. But yes, good on your ginny. That's going
to be your debut concert and we need a report

(22:00):
back once you've tended. Okay, oh certainly, well, thank you
that we don't.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Follow here right hey, oh well, good luck. You're getting
your teenager out of bed. See Jenny Joy the concept
for four seven. If you've got anything that you've never done,
or you can suggest for us to do throughout the week.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
But next you had some negotiating of your own to do.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Well, yes, late for an appointment and I'll walk into
a bedroom and what do I see? Okay with me
to be walking out the door, and I'll tell you
in three minutes.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
After being some buron at seven o nine on the
Hats the Heads that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Powerball rolled over to twenty three million dollars after the
weekend seventeen million not struck. So yeah, we're almost getting
to that time where we talk about it every minutes.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
If I want twenty three mel I'll give you a
mail each. You say that it's such a lot of money,
I'd just be like chucking it out willing Lily.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I wouldn't to be honest, I wouldn't give guys mill.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I just said I would give you a meal.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Oh yeah, I know, but I'll take a yeah, take it.
But I probably wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I probably don't know to keep them all doing your
family and stuff like, I feel like, no, that's.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Just got twenty three of them.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Couldn't you give me?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I would use it on. Tell you what I would go? Hey,
I would spots the radio show for a year and
everyone be employed.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
How's that?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Use it on stuff that is actually going to get
the you know, rather than go a Megan's going to
thrent of that away on something she.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Wants so many dollars for her cellary.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Okay, so I'll get someone else. You have to contract
negotiation with me.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
It's Hailey sprowl.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh now you talking, Okay, I know, I'll look into
the contract situation.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
All right, nightmare, terrible terrible stuff, all right. Friday, So
it's the end of the school holidays, Friday. Every activity
has been done in the world of activities when it
comes to keeping the children entertained, Okay, I'm need to
get them out of the door for an appointment right
already five minutes late behind schedule, and it's the kind

(24:00):
of appointment that you can't miss, and if you do miss,
you're gonna have to rebook.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
And it's in another two three months.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
So all right, kids, let's go of planning them all morning.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Time to get and I open Oscar's bedroom door and
they've decided this is a fantastic time to redecorate the
whole room, rearrange the entire like the beard was literally
up on its headboard, up facing the sea, the shelfs face.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Down, books were like everything.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
You know when kids decide to interior decorate, boom, everything
has to come out first, work, yeah, and then nothing's
systematic about approach, right, oh god, really, now this has
to be we're walking out the door the most terrible timing.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Because you've got teenagers. I would have thought that gets
better as they get older, because I've got like a
two year old and a three year old, and I
can't get them out of the door. Because one of
them poos their pants or like one of them is
having a mountdown. But now you've just got different issues
when they're older.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I'm the one. But no, you do it because, like
I said, it was the end of a long two
weeks and everything had been done.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
So they're like, time for happened.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Right right now, right now.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I know there's the frustration of the parents, and you're like, oh, guys, guys,
you know, and they can't see the greater picture.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
No can't. They They're just doing And that's the great
thing about kids too. They living in the moment.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, you're doing the moment, and sometimes it's better to
live like that, you're right, And other times when you've
got to get to appointment, it's not.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
It's the worst possible time.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
It was for me. I had nothing to do with it,
Like they didn't need to stress about.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
It, right Yeah, And then they tell you you're not
supposed to hurry your kids because it might make them anxious.
So you're not like, come on, come on, you're gonna
be like your own time to make kids anxious.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Now that's what we had kids, Okay, soe hundred the
heads is what we want to check open this morning
on a Monday on New Zealand's Breakfast. What happened when
you're walking out the door?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Sometimes happened from time to time with me and I've
talked about this, you know, getting up early in the
morning and one of the animals has sort of left
something and sometimes like a little bit of like you
or something on.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
The floor on the floor of the hallway. Sometimes I
clean it up. Othertimes I could.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Walk around like that's a seven am a shoe And
my family don't know.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
When this has happened, you know, they don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
They just fell I've left and they're like, oh, did
you know the dog it was sick on the Yeah, exactly.
That's a good that's a good situation. Time just walk
around it. That's my motto in the morning. So on
hundred that hat's four four eight seven when I this morning,
what happened or when you.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Were just about to leave?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Okay, what was the thing that held you back? What
was the kids re arranging the room? Situation that you had.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
To deal with?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
We're on our Never Have You Ever tour heading around
the country this week making you'll Neiver's Come True if
there's something you haven't done four four eight seven on
the text, We've got some time of Christ yes today,
So if there's things you can suggest for us to do,
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Speaker 4 (26:59):
Now me can Last night says we're flying to christ
We decided to make a little girls dream come true?
Didn't we? And you had never ever handed out the
lollies on the New Zealand plane.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, but I didn't tell you this. So I got
shoulder tapped by the flight attendant. But way sure.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Like a promotion.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It was scary because she she said can you come
up to the front with me? Really serious, to the
point where a woman sitting beside me on the plane
was like are you okay? And I was like I'm
not sure. So she made me go up to the
front and then she said to me there's someone at
the front who wants to meet you. She's a big fan.

(27:39):
I was like lies. As I walked past John, I
was like, have you stitched me up? And John I
was like no, I don't know what you're talking about
but they had, so they asked.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Me to bitter story than someone wanted to meet her.

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Sorry, So they handed me the basket of lollies and
then made an announcement that I was going to be
giving them out on the plane.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Up the front of the aircraft. See big and strange
to hand out.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
The lollies on an eavy Zilla, but we want to
think of ourselves as paget lakers.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
On the slight.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
So they take a lolly from her and there she
comes through to Kennon. Sorry, I don't take lolly for strangers.
Just hear him in and Vans.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Sounds like you had to open the door as well
the plane while you were doing it. So yeah, you
handed out.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
It was your dream.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
You handed out the lollies, but then you did a
few rows. I was sitting near the back and then
you just sat down.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
I was like, oh, I got bored with it.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Also, the trolley was coming, so I was like, oh,
I can't get pass. I'll just sit down in my seat.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
But said earlier and myself were waiting for the lollies
to get handed around nothing And so then I had
to walk up to you and ask you what was
going on. Can I just that shocking job.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I'm still waiting for my lollies at the back of
the plane.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I got stuck between two trolleys and I had to
sit in my seats.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
All right, so what getting the bag of the blade.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I'm done. I've kept out, thanks very much.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
You know, you did half the job at the back
of the blade, and.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
They gave me a prison half the job. I think
I'm getting a certificate.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Half a job. All right, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Well you could go and ask. I don't know you've
got there making.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
So yeah, really shocking job for some certificate for you?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Do you get a certificate? It's his chief lolly runner.
This award hereby recognizes Megan Peppers as a qualified.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
To serve did four rows.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I got a whole bag of treats, Like you know
how they're like, do you want the cookie or the
or the Chippe's. I've got a whole bag of all
of the treats, all of them, and a cupful of
just the red lollies.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Well that's what you get for half the imagine if
you've done the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Exactly so we made megas. Never have you ever come
to it?

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Last?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I want to named the plane after four.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Four eight seven.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
If there's something you'd love to do over the next
few days, we could make them happen as we head
around the country. But next what happened when you're about
to leave. We've got some great calls and texts coming
through it, some.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Involving emergency services, other involving bovines.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
We'll get to them.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Sure to post mylone on the Hats.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
The Hats that John and Ben podcast is.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Going to be visible for the first time in eighty
thousand years of this week, New Zealander is about to
see it in the Western skies from Tuesday this week.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
How did they describe it? Because I was thinking it
would be like a big ball of flames in the sky.
It's just a little funny.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, they said, a fuzzy patch in the sky. That's
the comet.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I mean, I hate to sound underwhelmed by it, but okay,
well it's.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Probably like millions of light years away and stuff like that, right,
but still, first time in eighty thousand years that's going
to be here.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Sorry, Meghan. Is this something that we could do to
make the comet experience more enjoyable?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
A flaming ball of gats rather than a fuzzy patch
the comet.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, I do it a bit closer to earth.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Just talking about what was happening when you were walking
out the door had hits four four eight seven, just
off the back of we're heading out for an amployment,
late for an appointment, walking to the kids bedrooms, could
completely redecorating beds upside down, book shelves upside down, shoot
everything out of the closet, just in a giant mound
in the middle of the floor, right, And who had
to deal with?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Who ended up helping redecorate?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Did you get involved?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yeah, well it had to otherwise it's just gonna sit
there for the entire school too. So we had the
telephone number. We've had a great text here four four
eight seven. I was getting ready for work, drop the
kids off a daycare school. Opened the back door. A
cow a standing there in suburbia. Oh really, a suburban cow.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
You don't say that's off and urban cows?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
No.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I do love an animal out of its natural environment.
Though there was the goats. There's an effing goats.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, yeah, I had a goose on my doorstep, but
baby goose Goslin Yeah, it was just very unusual and
how it got over the fence and stuff. But anyway,
that was out with the same thing when I went
to leave and like, this is unusual.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
What do you do with that?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
That's all we said.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I did pick it up, but it was around COVID
times as well. No one wanted to take the thing.
I kept say where do I put it? What do
I do or what? And they were like the bird
section people were like, oh, it's COVID and we're shutting
for the day.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
I'm like okay.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I ended up they ended up taking it and stuff
as well because there was no mothers around for ages.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
So yeah, they didn't want to take.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
This could be the goose that laid the gold n eggs. Guys,
it's gonna be that, but they didn't want it.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
We're going to go to the phone.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Is that harmony?

Speaker 5 (32:33):
I'm knowing hundred the heads? How are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Good?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Thanks lovely to have you on, great name harmony. What
happened when you're walking out the door?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh, this was a few years ago.

Speaker 10 (32:43):
I was walking out. I was getting ready for work
and there's been a power cat so getting ready in
the dark and then I get in my car and
I look down the end of the driveway and there's
all these lights flashing and trucks at the end of
the drive and I think, what the hell's going on?
And I started driving down the driveway and a tree
was across my driveway, and power poles across the road,
and lines are across the road, and we had about

(33:05):
a thirteen hour power.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Cut, and all the emergency services at the end of
the driveway.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
Yeah, we're already there.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Wow, that just sounds like a great excuse to call
work and be like, I can't come in today.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
I didn't even have a coffee because we had a
power cut and it was freezing. It was yucky weather.
I lived opposite a vineyard at the time, so I
climbed over and under power lines, and I did manage
to get a hot coffee.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
So that was Jesus, climbing between power lines to get
a coffee.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
You're either going to get a whine or something for
the video for a wine in the morning.

Speaker 10 (33:41):
You may have had wine for breakfast.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Appreciate that army. I remember I was walking out of
the old house we lived and I walked out the
door and then there was this gentleman in a suit
with a briefcase, and he started talking to me on
the other side of the fence.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
And I owned an old car at the time.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
He's like, that's a lovely old vehicle.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Mate lured me. I think I just thought it was
na believe it yet.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Then all of a sudden, halfway through the conversation, he's like,
have you thought about joining the Jehovah's Witness? And I'm
like no, and I see, but now it's not a
good fight. I'm sorry, madam.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
The kids are in there.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
My wife's not home. And he looked up and behind me,
Jin was standing on the deck. He's like, you mean
that one'ssage did say that's why I would not make
a good job lying eating.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
First day back after two weeks at the school holidays,
so good luck. We spoke to her someone before I
were already trying to get their teenager up and Adam,
hard job to do.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
She's Monday, that's the first day back. You've had two
weeks of rest. If you're struggling to pull the teenagers.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Out of bed this morning, though, they is the hardest.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
He used to sleep.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, that's right, and you probably stayed up late because
you weren't used to getting to.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Sleep home stretched. Now last term thought there with my
son and I was like to get the years get
quicker the old you get, and he had done some
internet research, so I don't know how reliable it is
that there's been some studies into it. And that's basically
the older you get. So you start out one years
old and that feels like the longest part of your

(35:14):
life because that's all you've experienced.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
The older you get, the more you experience, the quicker
the year has become.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
That supposed to make sense. That's the theory present suppressing
as well. Monday morning, that's what we want anyway, coming
with good vines on Monday.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Now.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Friends of ours are organizing a surprise party for a
mate and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I'm not a surprise party person.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
That nothing would annoy me more than having a surprise
party organized for me. Really, I get the idea behind it,
but then I'd just be turning up going well, I'm
not I'm not dressed for this occasion.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
I haven't had time to prepare. I don't know who's he'd.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Be upset because he's be like, this was a party
for me.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
It needs to be costume.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
People need to be in costumes.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
No one's in costume. What is the thing? What is
the thing? I'd like to know these things.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I like to plan, and I like the I'm waiting
for something, you know, when you notice the anticipation rather
than it just.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Being sprung on your.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
But I've eaten part of a surprise party, some of
it well, and others I'll be like, oh, this poor
person just feels rattled for the whole time.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
You need a nap because you know you're going to
party later.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
You came home, they were grocery shopping and some like that.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
They were in the middle of stuff and they're like, oh,
there's a whole lot of people now.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
But anyway, friends, sometimes they don't know it's coming well,
all the time, they do know it's coming out, and
so then you can be left waiting for hours.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Waiting for them to turn up.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
So, anyway, friends of ours organizing surprise party, I'm like, cool,
I'll go, I'll go along with it. I'm actually really
good at keeping secrets.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I don't say anything.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm like, I'm not going to say so I'm like cool,
we'll go along with this, but there's a maiden. But
there's always that one friend. You're like, if anyone's going
to say something, it's that one friend. It's the loose
lip friend.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
And I was.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Actually hanging out with him over the weekend and he
was like, going, I'm actually going to be hanging out
later that day with the person who's surprise party it's
going to be.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
And I'm like, oh, you're going.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
To You're going to say something. You're definitely going to
say something.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
He's like, no, i'm not. I'm not like you to
say something.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
And he's like, no, I'll try my best not to
because normally you just talk and say things.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
So I was like cool.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
And later on that night I was thinking about it and
I was like, oh, they're together, the two of them.
I wonder if he said anything, So I'll send him
a cheeky reminder text, just going, hey, mate, better not
say anything about the surprise party for the person's name.
And then I get this text back going thanks for that,
and I was like, oh, that's good.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I didn't read the he's like, and then I was
like thanks for that.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
And then I got those dot dot dot text coming
through and you're like, oh, there's more to this anxiety.
He's like, thanks to that dot Dot Dot, And then
I was like, what's he going to say? He's like,
as you text through, I was showing him something on
my phone, a picture of a meme or something, and
your text comes up with a don't forget not say
anything about the surprise party too mentioned the name as well.

(37:51):
He's like, he definitely saw it, and the guy said
he different, I didn't see anything, but you know, we're
one of those situations where you're like.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
If he keeps up the surprise, he can now prepare
for the events. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
Maybe you're right.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah, he doesn't know what days he's ready for a
party between now and Christmas.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
There's almost more like I've always does more exit that
is the party Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
With the party, so you're to be on hi. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, So I'm not mentioning any names in case I
haven't given it all away, but you're right.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
New Zealand up three and No.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
After things got really close in the third race of
the America's.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Cup, they almost collided.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Fortunately it didn't happen, and Tim New Zealand off to
a really good start.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Now we on they never have you ever tour kicks
off today, traps our ages. We have done some novelty
tours of this country. I'll tell you what, over the
years see more of this country than a campaigning politician.
But this time around, they never have you ever tour
so knocking stuff off that you have never done, and
we're going to be doing that in christ Church today,
involving a very expensive piece of equipment that goes in

(38:57):
the air after the show. But Megan, you were worried
that you're going to be away from your beloved children
for five days.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, well I've never been away from my kids for
five days. When I started with you guys, I hadn't
even had a night away from my daughter. So I
was wondering how I could just make it a little
easier for you.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
I ask your question though, when you hit it away?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
How many laptops did you take when I when you
hit it away this week?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Just one?

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:22):
And John A you I just got one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Producier Ellie, who's on the tour for first time as well,
how many laptops do you have?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Were you four just.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Getting scanned my security like a cyber criminal all.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
The work ones. I'm like, what are you need so
many of them? You know, laptop can do multiple things.
Four laptops to do four and work.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
This is like a beautiful you're right the first of one.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
You're like, we'll just use the.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Same one for both.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
Actually she's got sorry, so you've got one laptop going okay,
that's what I want to say.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So, given that I was gonna be away from my kids,
he quite young, one is almost turned one, s three,
So I was like, how can I make this seem
like more fun to them and least like they'd mess me?
So I put on a couple of charts on the fridge.
So there is one there's like a cartoon map of
New Zealand and I've done like a little line of
where we're traveling, and he can move the little pen
every day and it's like where is Mum today. The

(40:23):
other one is you know when you go to the
supermarket and it's like do you need a babysitter? And
you pull off the tags. Oh yes, So I've done
how many days till I return? And each day he
can pull off a tag so he can like visually
see there's only like one more tag lift because I
always I count, you know me, I count down everything,
how many sleeps, how many weeks till daylight? Saving hirt?

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Like we're radio hosts.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
We like to think that people are going to miss
us a lot more the reality of people missing you.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
So yesterday I was like, oh, wait till the last
minute to tell him. And I told him and he
was like, Okay, can I go get a puzzle? I
was like yeah, but you know I'm going. And then
when I left, he was see yea and ran away.
And then I text my husband. I was like, has
its son ken? When he went to bed? Did he
miss me?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
He was like no, no, And the fridge is important
real estate in the household that'll be covered over by
a congratulations you remember to wash your day here.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I really oversold the fact that he was going to
miss me. That doesn't seem to have caused any issues whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
He should have gone more like Ed Vince Callendary, you know,
like open it up and get a little trees or something.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I don't know, like with my arts and crafts here, like.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I'm just like I'm ripping off a number. I'm like,
oh great, you know, like I'm with Besty. I'm like,
you know, next time, I'll make it.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Buddy listened to the show?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Is he listening right now?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
So he gets in the car and he's like, not
the radio. He literally says, not mummy on the radio.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Really.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, he's more of a fan of johnan Being than
he isn't me.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Well, it sounds like it's going to be a great week.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Charles going to be in Australia this week, the first
time he's been there in a while. He's been undergoing
cancer treatment and he's traveling with two doctors and a
spear supplied blood. They're traveling around as well.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Plealy forgot that he was.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, he's caused the sort of cancer treatment while he's
going on and to his royal duties and then heading
to Australia for.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
We've got some good blood over this part of the
world that could have I'd happily give him some white blood.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Yeah, but it's not wrong blood.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
It's not wrong blood. And when you're common blood, when
you're common blood.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Yeah, could be riddled with all sorts.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Titus and the whatnot.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Who carries the blood around the doctor's.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Luggage situation.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Where does that blood come from?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Like?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Why that a bitter.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Grade of human being.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I've been in the States years ago and there was
like a MOTORCD and someone on the south of the
road was in Washington and said, oh, that's a present.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
There's Obama.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
There were so many like if you are black jeeps
and stuff hitting down, you know, and stuff. But then
an ambulance traveled behind, and that was what they were saying.
That gives it away that that's the president because there
was an ambulance traveling around as well, So just in
case he needs an ambulance or anything at any stage.

Speaker 10 (43:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Now, we celebrating the first day back at school for
many for many children, and if you are in that
phase of life where you're dropping kids off after a
strenuous two weeks, we're going to open up the what
are we going something something?

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah, celebration. I've gone for a confessional really pulled down
the other tone.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, but you can confus.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
And confess if you aren't. We're I was thinking more
like cooling the gang celebration. This is their time to shine,
This is when they get used. This is why they
made that creative differences.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
We'll look at the confessional music. But you can confess.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
You don't have to tell us what your name is
or even your child's name, but you can just share
how happy you are, but in a somber tide, which
is the opposite of all Ben wants. Let it be
you would rather a more upbeat celebratory. This part of
the program really has loaded the tone.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Welcome to the show, Amy, Welcome to the confessional. Dear
sweet child, Hello, oh I said no names of cool Jamie, Amy?
Why are you so happy you're dropping the kids off?

Speaker 11 (44:14):
I finally stop being an underpaid Next play the boredom buster.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Underpaid is a marrow pay?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Not getting paid for anything? Right?

Speaker 11 (44:26):
Isn't zero paid?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
So you're handing out snacks you're trying to make them. Yeah,
they get bored easily, don't They sometimes.

Speaker 11 (44:33):
Always always hungry and life's always unfair.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Yeah, and you've just dropped them off, now, haven't you.
Are they still awkwardly in the car listening to this.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (44:43):
Hell no, they're dropped off.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
O there at six o'clock this morning, ready to go?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Oh, I enjoy it, enjoy your day without their minute
for a few hours. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
As much as we love them, you know, it's nice
to have that time of part you know.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Now again I said no names, but Shaikhana welcome. Hello,
good to have you on.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Now we understand you aren't the parents who's confessing to
be happy to dropping off your child.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
You're the kid.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
Yeah those mum has been called.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Into work, okay, and so you're celebrating on behalf of
her that you're no longer going to be her problem
for a few hours.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Oh okay.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Well, what's the worst thing you did over the last
couple of weeks.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
I'm probably always argue with my mom, like over the
smallest things, Like I was just always grumpiered.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Yeah right, hormones mate, that stage of life.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Did you apologize though, like you're recognizing that you were grumpy?
Did you apologize.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
For while when I'm not angry at him?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Have you got a grumpy voice where you're like mama
and you always said after every word stopping?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
So unfair?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Now, what was what was the most meaningless thing you
argued about over the last two weeks?

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Oh god, that's actually kind of hard to teach this heaps.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, yeah, Well, we're gonna holk you out with some
hell pizza all right to make tonight a little bit better.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
You can say thanks, we can just talk with a.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Wonderful day of school.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
There's a good option next to her on the middle
in the middle of our never have You Ever Tour
heading around the country doing things for the first time
with you on four four eight seven.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Emily has come to the christ Studio. She's here, She's
going to be knocking something off and Vegan.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
As well, so getting involved.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Apparently, well you've never done this as well, here's your chance.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Next on the Hurts the.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
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You Ever Tour with gas.

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already given out lollies on the plane last night.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I was the one who did the bus ride too,
So like this is starting to feel like they never
have has Megan ever? Because now I'm gonna do something
else for the first time.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, because Emily, Emily who listens to the program you
sent us a message, and what have you never ever
done in your life there, Emily, I've never eaten oysters before,
never had an oyster. And coincidentally, Meghan Papas has never
had oyster as well.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Now you're really like you're you're really getting it in
your own head about it, an't you?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Because I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I don't like seafood. I don't like anything under the ocean.
I just sniffed one.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I really like oysters, but I do understand is the
texture thing. They're not the most appetizing looking thing, but thetisticals.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Of the ocean.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Now, Emily, why have you never had an oyster? Just
through look or aesthetics? What's the reason.

Speaker 8 (47:53):
I think I just assumed I wouldn't like them, so
I've just never tried it.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
To me, fear they do like a little mucacie, don't
They can see why they don't visually appeal.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
But there's something quite fleshed at of people listening right now,
I'll be like, oh, fancy, you know, but you know,
like sparkling wine or something like, this is a nice thing.
People pay a lot of money for this, and or
my daughter I got into tray one when she was
little because I paid for sex a restaurants. She sped
it out and I ate it from her mouth because
that's how expensive they were.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Regurgitated oys run out of the table like did you
just see that? I'm like, yeah, I did, but they.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Were come over here just in case I spit it out.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
You eat your half doinged usted oyster. Okay, now, Emily,
we're going to find out now if you are allergic
to shellfish as well, if something so and just reasons
you a bin does no mount of mouth, don't not
the resuscitation part, just the mouth to mouth.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Okay. We've got a guess gift card fifty dollars for
you if you do this.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Okay, all right, wait.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Do we choose them?

Speaker 6 (48:43):
You just kind of just just just got toknock it back,
just kind of.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Like Elbert ross it. So you basically you tilt your
head back and Ben it's his open throat. So Emily
and Meghan now picking up the shells. Nice bits of limon.
You can squeeze over that just to.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
This is the first thing I've eaten today some time.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
It's flavor.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
There you go like you put it, yeah, like scoop
it out with the spoon is quite good too, and
Megan smelling.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
It doesn't spell the best, smells like a shot.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Now I've got to go for it.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Here we go being spooned. One and he's fine, Yes,
one bite and swallow and it slides down. It was
looking delicious.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Emily, put some limon on it, put lemon on it,
and just go straight down.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
She's doing too much chewing to She's got to hand
over her mouse. He's not looking, guys, she's on, she's
got You're gonna swallow it now she's doing.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
It like a shot.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Afterwards. No part of that look pleasable.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
For definitely didn't like it. You thought you would like it,
and that's a hard no.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Comegan, all right.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Okay, can you cut me down?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Three?

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Two?

Speaker 4 (49:55):
He's sucking down on the shell, straight.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Down on you gotta shut it like there, you got it,
you got don't go suck the living down.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
You got it.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
You're holding it in your mouth, go on letting.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
God, you're holding your mouth.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Got I can steel like you can do it.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
I can see you dangling at the bottom of your mouth.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Just do it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
And so she couldn't do it Emily. Emily did it
you've got the guests guess gift card. Well done, Meghan,
you still haven't done an oyster.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
We're going to stay here until you've done an oyster.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Emily's literally standing there sucking.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
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be like, what are you doing anyway? If you haven't
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