August 22, 2024 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This genre would being podcast. Hey that's us brought to
you by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes that kiwis
Land you were saying as Rihanna Diamonds was playing right there,
it reminded you of a pretty amazing well on the surface,
seems like an incredible trap you got to do, but
it was also very full on at the same time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, when that song was released seven countries, seven days
on a seven sevens, even with Rihanna like the world's
media and I was on there, which does sound amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Rianna touched you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, at one point she poured me a glass of
an Ace of Spades champagne. And I got a goodie
bag that you're asking the diamonds.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
In it, with diamonds in it.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Like a diamond.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Did you give you a diamond?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, there was like a goodie bag that had all
kinds of things like headphones, like a diamond necklace.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It was jeez.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It was a different time.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So you went to seven different places of seven nights.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
To watch it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Weeden, Mexico, America, Berlin, and Germany like you name it.
We went all around the world.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
There was a wild time for radio too, wasn't it.
Was Ola where record companies would essentially just take management
from radio stations. I remember my boss at the rock
getting picked up in limousines on a Monday morning, take
into the bloody Strip club to listen to rock music,
and and then all of a sudden that music ends
up on the radio station.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You're like, your time at the strip club did you make?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Seems very mafio sites. You like those left those radios? Yeah,
all right, well you play some bloody airborn buddy. It
was good, good time, like, nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Wrong with a bit of bribery.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I say, well, nowadays in radio, we arrived to work
like we did this morning, and a whole lot of
high drama going on of a different kind. This is
what actually happened this morning. We walked into the radio studio.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This alarming noise, alarming alarm is sounding, and it felt
like the radio station had about sixteen minutes until it exploded.
My computer said critical mass.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know critical mass everything. Yeah, it was like
critical mass warning you need to I'm like, what does
this mean?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, you and Matthew McLain Medi McLain in the afternoon,
you share that computer. Yes, maybe you guys are running
it too hard.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, you've been locking up on that computer.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I get in trouble from Maddie for not logging off
at the end of log off. Now that a daily
reminder of my phone to log out for Maddie because
of the three extra minutes inconveniences when he comes. But anyway, you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Say log out for Maddie, I'm a reminder.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, every day, but he's always like a log out
for him. But three minutes, take three minutes. May do
it every day? Logout for Maddy, McLean and do this
log How does it the log out of a computer?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
How hard? Does it? Like?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Switch news? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But anyway, I'm don't get every morning.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I love the things that get you wound up, some
of the most strange things.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yea, what good are you for doing that? Because it
was a big bug beer for Maddie McLeay in the afternoon,
it was already there.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I've been locked ye anyway, got on you for freezing
one button and then convenience a second.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, that's what I wanted a bit of praise for
logging out. Anyway, we got erin from it. He came
and fixed it for you, though, what was it?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It was like it was you see the computer is
very dramatic. It was.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It was one of those classic unplug it, plug it
back in the where you go.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Again.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Actually never does you wrong? People. People mock up the
Have you tried turning off to on again? It actually
works a trip because this computer I think my laptop
has been running since twenty eleven.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's never turn them off.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, they're always working. And they're like, can I just
could you just give me a if you could take
five minutes just to turn me off.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's where the opp updates come to it. So I
just want to do an update, you know, not now mate, please.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
The hits that John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
All right, so Megan used today something happened to you
at the gymnasium, and you've got a glow. You've got
to smile to air like like.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
This is just me telling you that I wait to
the gym. But when this happens and I spoke to
produce a grace about this, like, it really gives you
a hip and you stick. So I'll be doing pilates
classes and it involves like the reform of a machine.
Sometimes you got to coordinate arms and everything, like it's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So the machines. I sometimes see them on inscrapt they sli.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Carriage yet they sliding and then they've got strapped your
arms and leads, gotcha, I know what you mean. Sometimes
there's a circle thing. Sometimes there's a ball and had
some of those moves. Yes, So you look at it
and you're like, how hard can it be? They're riding
on a carriage, But it's like they make you go
slow sometimes and your arms and leaves are shaking.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And they feel very sort of dungeony, don't they those
machine shades? Yeah, they do. Yeah, you're kind of like
strapped locked in there, like one of those weird message
cheers on the information.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's a bit like that. But you know there's other
people in the class and they're instructing it, and you
know everyone always looks so calm and collected and perfect
and what they're doing. Yesterday, not once but twice, and
the class the instructors set in front of everyone and
she looked at me, that's great form, great form. As
(05:04):
she looked at me, I was like, did you ready there?
There's nothing better in a gym class, especially if you've
been to one of those classes with this. Honestly, like
sixty people like.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Gold, what are you doing? Squat's what was going on?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Squats?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You're right, actually just want squat.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You'll see if it's what the forms like what it
just shows a squat squat? Is that great form, Johnny?
It's fantastic for very weird the way you can tell
the weight the weights in the posteria too. You don't
want to put that pressure on the knees. Good for
great squatting.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
My legs are tracking over my toes.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She gave me a shout o in front of everyone,
and I.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Was like, you know you're paying you're paying you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
There's an obligation paying her, and technically all of us
in the room are paying her here.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But so she's got an obligation to give positive feedback.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I wouldn't say it was scattered evenly throughout the road,
all right. I was differently ahead of.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
The top of the class, I think.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So afterwards this helped you felt feel good for the
rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Damned that did you feel like the burning eyes of
the other attendees.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
For I didn't care. I was like, do bitter, do better?
Keep follow me? If you want to see what to do.
Watch me, I've got it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
There's probably a guy and there were two broken legs
in a wheelchair, and they're like good squads, buddy. If
you're a gym instructor, you have to give good feedback
because you want people to keep coming back.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Keep it up, let's it keep it going.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh, well, well, well done. I'm pleased for Vegan. That's great.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hey, Next, something else that surprised you this week? Something
that turned up at your house. We'd be banging on
about the last couple of days.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Look, I just want to find who the rightful owner
of this.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
This package is shout out to the prince who was
trying to find Cinderella. Yeah, with the slipper, he was committed.
You know, I'm starting to fade out of trying to
find this person. But then.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And also, how like how unusual was his shoe size
that no one else in the whole.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Key right, I've always thought that everyone's got like would
first size.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That you'll do.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Now, Yes, something surprising turned up in your letterbox there?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, I got a package, a bubble rap package, pretty nondescript,
and it didn't say where it came from. But it
did have a phone number and a name. The name
was Jackie. And I did text the phone number and say, hey, Jackie,
I think I've got your phone case. The person takes
back said, no, wrong number. This isn't Jackie.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Why are they ashamed to own that phone case? Looking
at it, it's it's vibrant, isn't. It's got a panda
cycling in the moonlight, a lot of a lot of
stuff going on in the back of that phone. It's
too much phone case for me creatively. So maybe the
person was a little embarrassed that they had ordered the
phone case.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Surely not, surely not.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
But we're trying to get hold of Jackie. So Jackie
and you can come forward anonymously. Well you're not, so
we've been saying your name on the radio for the
last four days. But so you can come forward and
your phone case. I feel like Jackie would want their
phone case.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, she bought it. She bought it. It's for Samsung phone.
What's protecting of Samsung? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Maybe Jackie had ordered something off the dark web and
it was meant to be disguised as a phone case,
because that's why I.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Opened it because I was like, it's very light package, like.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
A like from a store or anything on the No, so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Just one of those white bubble rap.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Pecks receipt inside or anything that.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Literally was only the case. There was no like order
sheet or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Maybe she had ordered some kidneys from Taiwan and we
should get David Lomas onto it. Instead of missing missing pieces,
missing cases, got a cold case.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
The case of the phone case.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I love that he'd be quite as into it as
we would be. He'd be like, really, am I going
to spend my time doing this now? He always flies
around to David Lovitz on the show, so he probably.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Filming at the moment though, had China to go to.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The factory where it was made and.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Stuff from downtime in between series.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
You're right, you know things that turned up at your house,
which was quite a funny story of a friend of ours.
He was at I think sadly his mother's funeral and
they were at their property after the proceedings and they
were waiting for the catering to turn up and it's
been like an hour. They phoned the catering company. They're like, no, no,
we dropped it off and he'sai, we're and they said, oh,
(09:28):
this address, which wasn't their house. So he's like, okay,
well I'll go over to that house and just say hey,
sorry with all that's my mother's funeral and all's well
that in as well turns up knock on the door.
There's a guy with a sausage roll hanging out of
his mouth like a cigar.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So he opens the door.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
He opens the door and he's got a club sandwage
in one hand with a sausage roll in his mouth
on the other hand, and he's been tucking into the
funeral platter that's turned up for and he's like, oh, hey,
that's that's my mum's funeral food. Obviously obviously guy laugh. Yeah.
I think he even said like he's like her funeral food, Well,
(10:08):
she won't mind if it's missing. Oh oh, it was
a bit of a joke at the time. And he's like, well,
can I come in and get it? Three quarters of
it had gone when the whole family attacking, and they're
like free, but mind you in a whole play of yeah,
that's great, I mean, yeah, you're not denying it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, and how much should they have possibly gone through,
you know, they would have been, but.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He's seen asparagus wrapped in a piece of bread. You're like,
this is condolence food. Yeah, this is commiseration food.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast Doorstep.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Megan said a phone case too. We're trying to check
down Jackie. If you know, jack you did order a
phone case, got a bicycling Panda.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm just ask any Jackie you know if she ordered
a phone case that hasn't arrived.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Very cute pandas enjoyed cycling as well.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But only in the moonlight. By the look of that,
it looks like it's a moonlight situation going on on
that phone case.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
We got scot with us on the phone and welcome morning.
How are you Scotty?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Hey there guys.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
How the gun?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah good?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You tuned up at someone's house unannounced?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yep, sure, yeah. The mate so we hadn't hadn't seen
him much for the week and usually, you know a
few of us mates we see each other every day,
you know, social footy and a few other things, and
he just wasn't showing up. And one of my other
mates saw him on the Friday and he was in
didn't say much and we're thinking ship, something's something wrong
with him, you know, what's going on? So I just
thought i'd shar up with some bears, something we do
(11:25):
quite often. On the Friday. Yeah, Yeah, walked into his
house and he was on his laptop and it was
just after five pm, so I just I just shut
his laptop. But that what's going on? And turns out
he was in a job interview.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Think I've noticed you but down lately because I've had
no job and I was trying to, you know, maybe
nail this interview.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
He had a job, but he was Yeah. I think
he was just focused on that for the week and
he was a bit nervous. He didn't want to tell
the boys.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So so how does he get back from that after
being disconnected by you?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah, he got the job. He's got. You could say
it was celebratory.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Thanks me, cool mate, cattering, good morning, good morning, turned
up at the doorstep. What was it?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
It was a nice package, delicious snacks and nice chutneys
and dips and things like that, thanking someone for their loyalty.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I guess, yeah, right, so thank you, thank you Hamper.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You had you been loyal to anyone at that stage
or not?
Speaker 8 (12:28):
No, it was addressed to the previous tenants who lived
in our home before we bought it.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Right, okay, so now you're thinking how loyal am I
to those people?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Exactly?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
We thought, well, how would we ever get it to them?
We had no idea where they went, so we decided
to keep it ourselves.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Okay, And you enjoyed those chutneys and those papers and
Wayfer crackers. You know they was checking those things.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Yes, we did to a point. But then the tenant
turned up a couple of days after the package came
asking if we had reached.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We're not expecting you're eating like a what do you do?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Give half of it back?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
We got I'm.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Sorry exactly it was My husband thought quickly on his
feet and was like, oh no mate, we sent it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Back good, So what do you do with the stolen goods?
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Well, for some reason we panicked, like thinking this I
was trouble or something possibly, and got rid of the evidence.
So in case he came back and asked, again, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not my good drug back. What you got rid of it?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Flushed the PENNI We took the box because we still
had the box that came in and everything, so we thought
we don't want to just put it in our brothers
thing because what he comes back and look.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Is this what the package? It's so good stolen. So
the taste of peculiarly had the taste of gills in
the end.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, so we I don't know why we felt like
we needed to be on the run for a moment, but.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Calling us now for a witness protection or something like
that's still on the run.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
It's the most badass you'll ever seund right there.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
That John and Ben podcasts.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You've seen something which is alarmed both Megan and me.
You're not going shopping with you your daughter ever again?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, no, I probably will, to be honest, I probably
Well there's clickbait, hyperboles, clickbat but I had for the
first time, you know, a couple of days ago, I
went shopping with my daughter. I've done that many times.
I went shopping to look for something for myself. So
you normally in the past, when you go shopping with
your kids, you're normally buying something for them, you know,
(14:47):
and your new shoes for school because it was needing,
it was growing.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I hardly ever go shopping for myself now.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So you do online? Are you talking about physical. Are
you going into shops?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What time?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, your husband doesn't know about any of the online shopping.
But a couple of days ago, I was like, I
need to get a new pair of jeans. You know,
I got to stage where, you know, one a black
pair of jeans, and my ones weren't in a good condition.
Was I need to go get them? So that was
my mission to go to the shops to get jeans.
And my daughter Seena was coming along. She was collateral
for the trip, and I was like, okay, she can
come along with me for a change. And I never
(15:25):
experienced it before, but I got into her like a
bit of an argument with her. She's like, don't get
skinny jeans. I'm like, what's wrong with the jeans that
I've got? She's like, Dad, no longer.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Cool, don't like skinny jeans.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, this is the thing. We've gone from one extreme
to the other. I noticed out there in the market
where you're gone from jeans that looked like compression tights
to jeans that look like you wearing two parachutes on
your leap.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And this is the thing. She's like, your jeans are
too skinny. It's not calling more. You need to get
a bigger pair of jeans. So I go into the store.
I get the ones that I want. I want to
try these. She's like, no, try these ones. I'm trying
the one I look like mc hammer from.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
They are big now, they now, they're bigger than we
remember when they finished.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I like, I put them on. I'm like, I could
wear these, but I just feel like I'm just a
guy trying to be cooled down with the kids. And
she's like, that's it. Those are the jeans to get.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'm like, I can't do this, and so did you
do it all?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So we've sort of been back and forth. I put
on the skinny jeans. She's like, too skinny. That I'd
get a peer that were slightly less baggy than theer
that she wanted. And she's like, that's fine. Still like
the baggy peer, but go with those. I'm like, too baggy.
So I'd go And there's six different piers of jeans
we meet somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's a millennial that's been into the skinny jeans for
so long. It's a real it's a thing to get
your head around, even like, you know, not allowed to
wear ankle socks, so we're so used to wearing like
socks that don't show, and now that's you know, gen
zs have to wear the pulled up socks.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The thing is, and I said this to my daughter
and my jen career, I've had skinny jeans, I've had
flear jeans, I've had baggy jeans, you know, jeans, jeans,
and eventually they'll come back in fashion.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I even gone to those jeans that are too short
for your leaves. You know, they run, they run abuff
your and then.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
If they were long, you rolled them up to make
them look the.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Genes really leaves the gene fashion. Why has it changed
so much? The other thing, too, is when if you
were a baggy pair of jeans, now you're gonna look
like a semi professional skateboarder who probably should have given
up on his dream about fifteen years ago and got
a sensible job. That's what I kind of feel like.
We're like, oh, is he still skating skateboard?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Said this card of looks sad, sad.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It wasn't my kids saying it, but I'm in and
and I tried some pants on a couple of years ago.
And yes, the shop assistant for some advice and generally
nine times out of ten, everything looks fantastic. Swipe your
bloody card man. She was even like, I just don't
think that age appropriately. She was right though.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
She did a huge fav that Johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
The Best Toasted Sandwich was voted in okadye fools. Yeah,
just about twenty minutes of rot And we phoned them
yesterday we can.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Shout you a sandwich. So you saw a pick up,
you just let us know.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Okay, I'll have it ready.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, okay, location, can we tell us where is Where
is the name of a cafe?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Where is it?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Oh? Orchidy full store about twenty minutes outside of Rotoroa.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay, so that was yesterday, Ben. You demanded that the
sandwich made it to the studio within twenty four hours.
You needed someone to pick it up for you.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Now it feels like it, but it feels like one
of those stories that it's going to be like living
on you know where I was like, do you know
what he made someone do? And it was like, hey, Megan,
we talked about we said we'd love to try it.
We put the call out like if anyone's traveling, you know,
up the country, can they.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Pick it up.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's just like if you can love to try.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It was really out of publicly. It was if you
can behind the scenes, ugly ugly, so the show Finnish.
No one could pick it up. Well you hadn't heard
from anyone. Bean was being started. He picked up a
young in turn by her throat, held her against the
wall and said, you will drive, if.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You've wondered who the deeper on the shovels.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
A five hour round trip to pick up my toasted sandwich.
When you return, I won't be here. Leave it all
for me, and while you're there, to do the name
of the radio station on your back. Now, this is
what he's said now to poor Renee, who just starting
out her radio career. You know, at some point this
(19:28):
is going to be on a website somewhere.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She'll remember this.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
This will be telling, demanding anyone.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
This is Renee. Is you Renee on the phone? Okay, Renee? Welcome. Firstly,
apologies on behalf of the show for bullying you and
driving to rot and back.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
You know what I forgive you, It's okay, no hard feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm sorry that being held you up by the throat.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I didn't hold anyone up by the throat. Now.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I was very surprised.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Even the sandwich was guilty being part of this campaign.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I was surprised that you said you'd do this. It
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You did it. What point did you regret doing it?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
You know?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I saw regret doing it.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Always down for a roadie. I had to take my
partner before I left go because we're going forward dinner
with my parents. And I was like, hey, by the way,
we're going to be late for dinner, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
What are you doing, darling? That must be very important?
Oh yeah, the guy from the radio, he picking him
up a toasted sandwich from roast.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Couldn't he make one up?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
No? No.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
He once to call and apologized the last time.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
We'll see your grandmother. That's okay. He needed the toasted
sandwich moments right, and put me up the career letter.
He said he will do things for my Career's.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Gone a good laugh, guys, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
How late for dinner with you?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
And I was for six and we got there at
seven fifteen.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That's like you want to be into the mains by
the terrible You know, first, it's a novelty toasted sandwich.
Next you're hosting a p didy party, mate, So.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Thank you so much. I think we have the toasted sandwich.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
One more question for Renee enjoy it? Yes? Did you
try the toasting?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
The stare absolutely gorgeous. As soon as I arrived there,
they grided me with a coffee and my own toasting.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
And what's your verdicts?
Speaker 8 (21:24):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
And then that's the cheese, and they've got like three
different types of.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I love. How is what's your The beans on the defense.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
It means about the toasted sandwich, accusing.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Me of it's jumping at the moment.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Court case. All right, we're going to try it right now.
We'll put it on our social media.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Please apologize to your phono to.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Because Bean is going to call them.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
He's listening now when upper management calls unto a meeting.
And so do you think this was a giant waste
of company time and resours? What do you want us
to reply with?
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Not?
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Again?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Thank you so much for doing We'll try to say
no matter how hard we try, she's not going to
throw you under the buck.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
The hits that John wan Ben Podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Friday which is going to be the last game at
home for Seawn Johnson Warriors legend, the very emotional one tonight.
If you want to go along four four eight seven,
we've got to double pass to the Warriors. But joining
us is Shawn Johnson's Harvest partner for this weekend's game
and Luke Metcalf, Good morning, buddy, how are you?
Speaker 11 (22:35):
How are you not too bad?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Nice to have you on the show.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Thanks for having me house things.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Being because obviously you know it must be tough being
a player when you want to play and you've been
injured and then come back, it must be such a
great feeling.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Obviously I was out I think for about four months there,
but yeah, I'm just grateful that I'm able to catch
her back into the season and get i think hopefully
three or four games in and obviously frustrating that hasn't.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Gone the way we wanted it to this year. But
on a personal notes to be back.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Can you be honest how many of the team came
to see you in hospital when maybe surgery.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
I can't lie. Not as many as I wish, but
there were actually there was one person I'll give a
shout at waiting and actually came. So I think he
felt a little bit bad. He's one that passed me
the ball. I think he felt a little bit bad.
So he came, brought some food next to my bed
for a couple of else because you.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Are is it the middle rods that you got put
in your leg as it?
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, yes, I've got a rod put in there,
a couple of screws at the top and the bottom
of my leg.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
It feels fine.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
So when you go through like a middle you know,
like detected at the airport, does it sort of beet
and stuff or what happened? Well?
Speaker 13 (23:39):
Well, I thought so, I thought it would.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
But so I had my first airport trip on the
weekend going to I'm going to Sydney, and I was
half expecting that to happen. But it didn't happen. I
walked straight through.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I have always wanted to know this. When most of
us get injured, there's not a footage of it. But
when you get injured, you can see the moment of injury.
If you want to go back and watch it. Is
that something you did?
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Yeah, I've watched a heaps of times. A yeah, I
don't know why. I'm not really too squirmish to that
sort of stuff. Yeah, but no, Yeah, I've watched the
back a fair a few times and I still don't
know right now how that happened just from that from
that collision, but I suppose skinny, little little Australian.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Obviously, it's a big It's not the season you guys
all wanted, you know, we wanted as fans, but you know,
you've been some close games, they haven't quite gone the
Warrior's way. But it's a big occasion Friday night, Seawn
Johnson's last home game, Shawn Johnson Stadium. It's going to
be renamed. It's going to be so weird to not
have Seawan Johnson playing for the Warriors. And that's from
a fans point of view. What about for you guys
on the team.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Yeah, yeah, obviously this week's huge. I'm just I'm actually
standing in the stadium now and it's actually crazy, like
I'm just picturing like I think it's going to be.
It's going to have a similar atmosphere that sort of
semi final game last year I think when we played
Newcastle and just a whole eighty minutes the stadium was
just buzz and so I can imagine it's going to
app to have a similar atmosphere to that, And yeah,
I just can't wait for him, guys and put out
(25:00):
a really good performance for him, because he deserves that.
If there's anything he deserves, it's us going out and
putting on a mad performance and getting the win for him.
But yeah, he's I always telling me he was my
favorite player when I was younger, So to be able
to go out there and play with him this week
in his last home game, yeah, it's going to be awesome.
Then I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
How is he feeling in the lead up to this weekend?
Speaker 13 (25:19):
I think he's okay, here's my he's my room. He
So I was actually asking him over the weekend and
he said he will probably be pretty emotional. But when
he when he comes out, like he said, he doesn't
know what's going to happen, whether he's going to clear
up or whether he's going to be fine or after
the game, the club's probably going to put on a
thing for him and do something nice.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Look, we like to ask us to players like yourself
that we want to keep around in New Zealand because
you're from Australia. Is there anything we can do to,
you know, sweeten the deal for New Zealand going forward
because we'd like you to stay around. Can we put
your bends out?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Bin will do anything?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, your lawns.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I mean, what's the things that we need to do
just to keep you in New Zealand.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
If he could have hooked me up with like a
Lamborghini invented or something like that, I could do.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, we've gone from my lawns, so hoonging up
with a Lambo. But all right, we'll see. We'll see
what good do should if I could get one of
those propably me first? Then you said, you see if
there was anything that I mean, I love look meta,
that's my commitment to keep me news on. I'll see
what I could do.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
I'll send some emails the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I was heartbroken for Tea Pain because he was saying
he was at the peak of his auto tuning career
and he was featuring on all these songs like that
Cane one there, and he's doing his thing, and and
he was on a plane and he was flying over
America and he was plane. I's probably it's called the
(26:39):
Tea plane.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It's got me right. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
He was flying commercials and Usher was a few rods ahead.
Tepan was sleeping and halfway through the flight, Usher woke
him up and he said, you have ruined music? What?
And he said from that moment for He's like, I
don't actually blame our show because he was like looking
(27:03):
back at it, because Teapain can actually sing.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, he's amazing se beautiful voice.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And he was like, I get it. It was a gimmick.
He's like, I'm not angry Usher for it, but that
actually spiraled him into a whilllwind of depression.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Is that why he stopped doing music?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Music?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Usher? So what's not nice?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
So now Tea Paint is making a whole lot of money, though.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I hold a crazy amount of caation. Now listen to this.
So he doesn't say, I think he's still devils and singing,
but this is what his job is now and how
much he earns per hour in.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Order to get me out of his house.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
You gotta you got I got to be making more
than I'm making playing video games down the whole way,
you know what I.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Mean, Like when you're making fifty six a grand an hour,
playing video games in your draws. It's got to go
out in the country for.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
You said fifty sixty grand.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
This is what i've that gaming world is like that.
I'm on the low end. This dude's making millions a
month fifty or sixty thousand dollars an hour playing video games.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Now, this is not great news for any parents driving
with the kids right now.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That hang the games will lead. You know, he's leading
the life of a Stone University student. I paid sixty
grand an hour? Sorry pick up? Is it on that Twitch?
I think that Twitch platform. I've heard of Twitch, I've
(28:22):
measures is it just gaming live streaming?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, but you can, like you don't have to just
do gaming. It's like live streaming a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Just anything, were they I love clearing emails.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Because I don't know what the audience would be like.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
In the trash that always reply allway, it's always going
on on the side.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Reply.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
You should do it life. You should do a live
through being boys getting through his to do list for
the day.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
You gotta go pick up dry cleaning.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Some people would watch it.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Watch it. Is he going to make the you know
he's got twenty things in too much and now he's
getting a little stressed about stuff. The dogations. Yeah, watching that.
What is what is the wildest amount of money you've earned.
What's the craziest thing you've done doing money?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Well, nothing like that, I mean now and again, we
do something crazy for our work things. Yeah, that's I
guess it's technically been paid to do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Our job is pretty weird on the day to day anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Doesn't your friend for film only.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Fans, Yeah, that's the farting only fans money from that, yeah, yeah,
a decent amount too, like a wage, probably not a
wage just yet, just way.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, it's a pocket money, yeah, good pocket.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
She puts the phone down her trousers and the recipients
nature takes its course and people watch.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That and pay for it. Yeah, people ask for it
in a jar and all kinds.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Of like good nurse.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
The hits that Jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Someone's mind when we spoke to Cyril because they had
heard stumbling in and they're like, oh, yeah, female singer,
you know, And then suddenly hear this loss.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yell yeah yoo yo bo.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
They're like, that's Cyril. The whole time I thought it
was the singer on that song. Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
DJ they put together the remix. Yeah, but he's a
true gentleman. Yeah, lovely guy. We're just talking about what's uh.
You've got paid for what we wouldn't believe you got
paid for, like remixing an old song from stumbling In. Yeah,
that's what he's doing. Telephone number. We said we had
someone from a medical trial. We demanded someone who put
their body on the line for in the name of
(30:38):
science and medicine. And Brendan welcome. Hey guys, you're right
after these medical trials. Mate, you're with us? Yes, no
longer lasting effects, so talk us through it. What what
do you know what the drug was you were trialing?
Speaker 9 (30:56):
I can't I can't remember it.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
It was a while back, but it was. It was
one where we went.
Speaker 12 (31:01):
And we stayed at night before they dosed us, and
we woke up the next morning ready for dosing, and
we were told that there was a problem with the
drug and they wouldn't be proceeding with the trial. And
the first thing we all thought of wasn't wasn't so
much about we we skept death there, but we were
(31:23):
worried about she's going.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
To get paid.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
That's the first thing you need to worry about.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
And we and we did.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
We got paid so and it was I think it
was about just Sunday eleven.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
K what And it was one one night, one night, and.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
We didn't have to do anything.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Paid to live in grand for a sleepover pretty much.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, it kind of.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Feels a little late in the piece for them to
find something wrong with the drug. We've got all these
people that are about to you know, check it inside
your body.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Like when you get on a plane and they like,
there's an engineer fault. You're like, whoa lucky good.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Lord, impressive Britnan. There we go. Well if someone hey
there's a fifty to fifty chance you might grow a
tail if you take this stuff for a week, what's
the price you're putting on there?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
If I cut the tail, afteres it grow back here?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
It's with you, It's with you for life. Okay. Twenty
thousand dollars potential of growing a tail, not a guarantee.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I can tuck it in.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, thanks for you called Brendan Shari, Welcome, Hi, beautiful
to have you on the show this morning. Sharry. We
won't believe you got paid for.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
What I got paid two and a half thousand dollars
for cutting my hair off.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Wow. Now I'm going to stop the broadcast here. Okay,
let's not lead into the obvious conversation. It's just talk
to Sharry about her making money off her hair.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Experience. Is gonna ask if you would pay to it?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Don't check it my way ask me that question first?
Would And now John, I know you can have that question.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's fair. We've asked everyone.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Now, Shari, that is an amazing amount of money. And
so that is like shaving your head.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
I hit it like to cut off and piney tail,
so I still had like a pixy haircut with it
like a sweeping fringe. And it was great because.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
What was the length of the hair that you sold?
Do you reckon?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
It was touching my butt.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So long hair. Would you do it again?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
I would probably, but probably for more money, because you
know there was sixteen years ago. I'd probably want a
bit more now, you know.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah. Prices actually a lot of the times there are
you know, they're not just for bald radio hosts these weeks,
but therefore the people who are going through chemo trends
as well, so they put to good.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Use and it was your did it have to be
virgin here? Like not die my hair?
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Like?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Hadn't mean guyed or anyhow?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Was that long the hair of a virgin?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
It just means noted.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
The hair. I could smell sex this hair.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh God, Jesus slipped off the cracker right now than
Co appreciated.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
The heads that you want to and Ben podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Now each week on the show thanks to our wonderful
friends at Dilma who have had the catchphrase do try
it for many years when it comes to tea, have
got hot and cold tea. They're trying to make the
world a bit of tea. Do try it. We've jumped
on board with the catchphrase and we're getting people to
try our radio show that maybe haven't tried it before.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And then at the end of the week they get
a quiz.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
They could win five hundred dollars for themselves and five
hundred dollars for the person that nominates here.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So Andrew had nominated her husband, Natama, who listens to
the Devils streaming platform Spotify created by Satan himself Spotify
and na Time we called him day two. This is
what he had to say after twenty four hours of
the show.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Funny, you actually got a lot of good I've never
didn't know that your head.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's a positive.
Speaker 9 (34:45):
Phone cover you would talk about this morning? What's your name, Jackie?
As you run up here?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
That was on Tuesday? Have has he faded out? Because
some cash is up for grabs? Now we are going
through to Natama your finding Hello?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Hello, Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Is that Natama? Is that the listener who've been slowly
weiring down and bullying into the show.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
You've got a chance now to win five hundred dollars
for you and five hundred dollars for your wife Andrew
as well by answering a couple of questions based on
the show our show over the week, Yeah, we spoke.
We spoke to you on day two and to be honest,
you're a pretty easy IgG to crack.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
You're very, very favorable about the company. Then I went
away after that program. I was like, was he just
saying favorable comments because we're dangling a cash carrot at
the end of the week.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yes, I think so I would do.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, you're right, I mean I'm going to say anything
of this cash involt? Does it even if like Kim
Jong like, hey, you so favorable stuff? About communism. I'll
be like, yeah, I'll get that out there. How much
you got there?
Speaker 10 (35:55):
You guys are really funny.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Oh I've listened to you guys all this week at ads.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Always got no ads till the morning teeth, but he's
got it all. Now here's where the pressure comes on time,
because you were nominated by your wife, Andrea. We have
a series of questions relating to events that have taken
place on the program over the last five days. Now,
if you answer all of these, you're going to get
to the thousand dollars, and you have one opportunity to
phone a friend. I'm gathering your friend would be Andrea
(36:25):
to help you out.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Go on man.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Okay, So let's see how you go without her, and
if you need her we can give her a call. Okay, okay, okay.
Host name was on the phone case that turned up
at Megan's house hanging fruit.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I know.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Let's try a bit harder. Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Has anyone won one thousand dollars on our game the
Alpha Quiz this week? I just listened to it. Yes, yeah,
well done? Okay. Well from two, what did we get
picked up from rot and brought all the way to
the studio to eat damage.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, okay, he is on fire? How many more to
go to go? Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
What was the learning song they're changing in schools in
America that I was upset about.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Megan was okay with Oh, that's the alphabet. Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
And we'll finally name one guest that we've had on
the show this week.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh, my private guest.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We're just just oh, yes, we had a leak player.
What team does he play for? Metcalf as well, well,
well done, you've got you didn't even need to phone
a friend that you've won.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Funny, Well, will we see you monday or you're going
back to your friends Spotify.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Well put it this way.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
Three hours in the morning to listen to you guys,
and you're funny.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well great, and then you can go back to well
no I'm not gonna didn't go back to Spotify, and
the boss have been happy about that.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Then you're can enjoy the morning's, enjoy the daytime showing
in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Company.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Thanks one thing mentioned. You guys got a really good
spirit of audience.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Oh yeah, wide right, wie wide range. Yeah, we have
a lot. You will take anyone even if they is.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Hey, well done, that You've got one thousand dollars for you.
And Andrew. Thanks to Del Marty. Thanks so much for
taking part this week. It's been really fun chatting to
you throughout the week.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
The Hits That John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Is cut kicked off overnights New Zealand time. We won
our first race, which is good.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Where were we playing playing?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I think Luna Roussa. I think we were racing racing Luna.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
The Italian team had a splashdown.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Is that what it's called? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Splash down sounds sounds fun. It's like a dance off
and it was fun for me.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Splash so you want to splash out? Yeah, So it
looks like New Zealand even though we are the challenge
you know, well, you know we are the holder of
the America's Cup. We are getting involved in some of
these early races and then I think we skipped through
to some other rounds.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Later because we get to kind of make the rules.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, that's great. It's great when someone comes over and
plays a board game at your house, You're like, no.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Boy houses in the first round, Like, what.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Who's that our house?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Our else?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, I was going to say. We spoke to Dave
the Biggie, the chief commander of the yacht squadron. The squadrons.
Squadrons are tough, your lips around. He He said that
many of the teams, Megan, you'll find this interesting have
Formula one engineers designing the bus engineers.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
But drivers hot to the engineers are hot.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, it's smarter. Yeah, someone say right now, I got to.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Just watch the splash down Do you want to know
what a splashdowner is?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You know how when they fly really high in the
water and then something happens and it just like stops
and it gets caught in the water.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Ah, that explained, stops still.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, and then it carries on sers crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
The guy was saying that the boats are faster, like
almost double the amount faster than the last America's Wow.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
What Formula one baby, Formula one on the water they're
calling it. Yeah, So good luck to the team news
yelling in the America's cup. Instagram, feed me a wonderful
video use today. And you know there was a documentary
a few years ago about a lady and she married
the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Do you remember that ever listened to her? She sounded
like you listened to you, like what crazy buddy, But
she sounded like she was genuinely in love with the
Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 14 (40:41):
The first year, we had nobody interfere because nobody knew
I got married to the Eiffel Tower, and that's where
I stepped in it. You know, I decided to come
out and tell my story, and the media just looked
at my relationship as something sexual, something as inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
So she was banned from the Eiffel Tower by Offle
Tower management. I can see from the management's point of view, like,
you're not it's not great branding for the Eiffel tear
of your bloody gyrating up against the stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
But was she not concerned that the Eiffel Tower had
other lovers?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Well, yeah, people right in that thing all day. Yeah,
you'd have to be pretty open minded, I imagine. But
the video was in her and I was like, she's
probably like, thanks Instagram. This was from seven years ago.
But then there was also a medley of other people
who have married stuff, right, and you think this is
odd and you're you know, the majority might frown upon
it and look down and society might judge. But you
(41:34):
look back to internet dating. When that first started, remember,
we're like, what bloody virgin nerds are doing Internet dating?
And now it's more common than Yeah, it's the way,
the way to do it, right, So you could be
marrying robot. I reckon be marrying robots seven years might
be right, I'm gonna say it now.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I don't know about he's laying the groundwork.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
His gem's had.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Enough the robot. Yeah, but these are people who have
married other stuff too. There was Erica who married the
Eiffel Tower. A lady called Pascal Selk married her own douvet.
It's not a bad thing to marry.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, I don't love my bed.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
We go to bed every night with the dovet.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Oh my god, I've been waiting for you all day.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's the thing with the Eiffel Tower is probably harder
to getting in a lot. Taking the Eiffel Tower home.
You've got to go, you know.
Speaker 14 (42:18):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Lady called Amy Wolf married a roller coaster people riding
her husband all day. Again, no issues with that. A
dude married a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Did that end? Well, it's not going to last long.
You wouldn't imagine a type of hamburger or a specific one.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
It just looked like a big, juicy sort of cheeseburger.
And a lady called Carol Sandra and Italy married a
train station.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I always think, did the train station want to get
married to this person? You're normally in a marriage situation?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Well yeah, they yeah, but in this case, right, it's
all about conceit.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
I want to marry that train station. Well, you can
go to the marriage the train.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I want to know what countries are letting people marry
Hamburgers and train stations.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
How does the ceremony go? Are they there are people
seeing it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is it a wacky radio thing? But Italy, what would
you marry?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Would you lock in your bed?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh my bed would be up there, I'd say, or
appear at my shoes?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
All right, well I haven't think about that.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Other think about that as well, and any well I had,
but I have four forty seven in this chat. I'm like,
they don't need to wrap things up. He's a professional
and we'll get to those course. In Texas, you want
to know what people could marry something an inanimate object?
What would it be?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
What is your favorite object that you would love to know?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Judgment Judgment.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
That Joonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Playing in Vienna at the moment, and just a couple
of weeks ago, the Taylor Swift concert that got stopped
in Vienna, they didn't get to play it because alleged
terrorist threat was very scary. So Chris Martin acknowledged that
in concert yesterday and played a love story from Taylor
Swift for all the Swifties out there as well. So
a nice thing to do.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
It's like a lovely yeah, Chris, very very quaint British gentleman,
Chris Martin, didn't you just turn didn't you turn up
your old radio station? He just walked up there. Yeah,
when he was here the yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Was I there at the time.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
He's very unassuming. Maybe you turned up? Who's in your account?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yeah, I think yeah, I think he rang the station number.
He's only eight hundred numbers.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
And he's like, hey, I'm going to come up for
an interview. And they're like okay, like thinking this is.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Some sort of joke. And apparently he.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Walked through like Auckland walked for like twenty minutes upper
Hill to walk to the station just by himself to
an interview and then what him again, It's probably just
like you're here to fix the computers or something.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
He just looks like I got.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Just before you go, mate, I'm having some problems with
the mouse pad and.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Too polite not to Yeah, this is what we're doing
this morning. If you could marry any object, an inanimate object,
in your life, what would it be? Just readle through
a list of people. There's the lady who married the
Eiffel Tower. There's a big documentary on her, and then
she was like, I regret going public, going public. I'm like,
you probably could have kept it to yourself, to be honest,
you didn't have to do an hour and a half
(45:10):
long documentary. And I don't think they're still together now,
mainly for the fact that Eiffel Tower management and like, baby,
keep your distance. Then there's people who's married Hamburgers, train stations,
roller coasters.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Do you have to get a divorce from the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Maybe you do. But if it's who's signing this document
official is going this is.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
It doesn't seem like you'd be officially married. But maybe
there is. Maybe overseas and it's some wild, wild international waters.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
You can do anything out there. Now, being you've been teasing.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Us fifteen minutes, I'm not teasing. I was just trying
to think of what I would do, what i'd marry
you guys while the song was playing, You're like a laptop,
and I sot, oh, that would be better than what.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Gum or chewing gum. Yeah, well that would we get
something I do carry around in my pocket all the time,
which is joining gum, but not chewing gum. I'd taken
it out of my pocket, bleach, it's blonde.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
At the moment, blonds have more funny.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Your TV career, divorced, that's for.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Sure, I'm gonna say your fun co pop colliction, Oh well,
no good one.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I was just thinking I carry it around everywhere next
to my gron everywhere, no matter where I'm.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Going, you know, seeing your darkest parts.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
And then if I don't, you know, like it's I
think it came from the from the COVID days that
if I don't have actually have it in my pocket,
I'm going to use it all the time.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
To be honest, I still go, I haven't got it
with me, so you know, so I probably haven't to
leave home without it. Deep love for hands.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
It spends more time with you than your wife does,
and sanitizer close.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
To your bits more often.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
James, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 7 (46:44):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Lovely to have you on. It's a bit of an
out the gate topic this morning. But inanimate objects you
would marry James. Oh, that's a good one. Didn't even
have to think about it straight in there. Are you
in a human to human relationship at the moment?
Speaker 9 (47:00):
Well, I probably, I probably play on my border. I've
been talking to my wife.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I should but yeah, is she okay with it? She's
quite happy with this relationship.
Speaker 9 (47:10):
She has her own five as well.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Relationship to play you do secret five?
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Game to give us? So yeah, in.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Particular, what is it about the PS five?
Speaker 9 (47:24):
It's it's specify. It's something that's cotsing down. It's a
long day work.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
Yeah, I'm going from some stuff right now and it's
coming me down and kicks me, keeps me cool head.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
That's good to hear that you found something like that,
and it's it's a cool thing to have, you know,
that's awesome. We're going to see you out some hell
pizza that you have yourself. A wonderful weekends.
Speaker 9 (47:46):
You two go.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I think i'd go my cell phone, cell phone, just
because it knows, It knows my deepest, darker secrets. You
want to keep your cel phone on side, don't you do?
And then you don't like if I get a new
cell phone. Is that cheating on that cell phone? But
it knows everything and it could it could unload on
me at any point, So keep on, keep the phone, happy,
happy wife, happy heapy phone. Every life
This genre would being podcast. Hey that's us brought to
you by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes that kiwis
Land you were saying as Rihanna Diamonds was playing right there,
it reminded you of a pretty amazing well on the surface,
seems like an incredible trap you got to do, but
it was also very full on at the same time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, when that song was released seven countries, seven days
on a seven sevens, even with Rihanna like the world's
media and I was on there, which does sound amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Rianna touched you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, at one point she poured me a glass of
an Ace of Spades champagne. And I got a goodie
bag that you're asking the diamonds.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
In it, with diamonds in it.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Like a diamond.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Did you give you a diamond?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, there was like a goodie bag that had all
kinds of things like headphones, like a diamond necklace.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It was jeez.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It was a different time.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So you went to seven different places of seven nights.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
To watch it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Weeden, Mexico, America, Berlin, and Germany like you name it.
We went all around the world.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
There was a wild time for radio too, wasn't it.
Was Ola where record companies would essentially just take management
from radio stations. I remember my boss at the rock
getting picked up in limousines on a Monday morning, take
into the bloody Strip club to listen to rock music,
and and then all of a sudden that music ends
up on the radio station.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You're like, your time at the strip club did you make?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Seems very mafio sites. You like those left those radios? Yeah,
all right, well you play some bloody airborn buddy. It
was good, good time, like, nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Wrong with a bit of bribery.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I say, well, nowadays in radio, we arrived to work
like we did this morning, and a whole lot of
high drama going on of a different kind. This is
what actually happened this morning. We walked into the radio studio.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This alarming noise, alarming alarm is sounding, and it felt
like the radio station had about sixteen minutes until it exploded.
My computer said critical mass.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know critical mass everything. Yeah, it was like
critical mass warning you need to I'm like, what does
this mean?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, you and Matthew McLain Medi McLain in the afternoon,
you share that computer. Yes, maybe you guys are running
it too hard.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, you've been locking up on that computer.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I get in trouble from Maddie for not logging off
at the end of log off. Now that a daily
reminder of my phone to log out for Maddie because
of the three extra minutes inconveniences when he comes. But anyway, you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Say log out for Maddie, I'm a reminder.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, every day, but he's always like a log out
for him. But three minutes, take three minutes. May do
it every day? Logout for Maddy, McLean and do this
log How does it the log out of a computer?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
How hard? Does it? Like?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Switch news? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But anyway, I'm don't get every morning.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I love the things that get you wound up, some
of the most strange things.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yea, what good are you for doing that? Because it
was a big bug beer for Maddie McLeay in the afternoon,
it was already there.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I've been locked ye anyway, got on you for freezing
one button and then convenience a second.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, that's what I wanted a bit of praise for
logging out. Anyway, we got erin from it. He came
and fixed it for you, though, what was it?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It was like it was you see the computer is
very dramatic. It was.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It was one of those classic unplug it, plug it
back in the where you go.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Again.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Actually never does you wrong? People. People mock up the
Have you tried turning off to on again? It actually
works a trip because this computer I think my laptop
has been running since twenty eleven.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's never turn them off.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, they're always working. And they're like, can I just
could you just give me a if you could take
five minutes just to turn me off.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's where the opp updates come to it. So I
just want to do an update, you know, not now mate, please.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
The hits that John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
All right, so Megan used today something happened to you
at the gymnasium, and you've got a glow. You've got
to smile to air like like.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
This is just me telling you that I wait to
the gym. But when this happens and I spoke to
produce a grace about this, like, it really gives you
a hip and you stick. So I'll be doing pilates
classes and it involves like the reform of a machine.
Sometimes you got to coordinate arms and everything, like it's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So the machines. I sometimes see them on inscrapt they sli.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Carriage yet they sliding and then they've got strapped your
arms and leads, gotcha, I know what you mean. Sometimes
there's a circle thing. Sometimes there's a ball and had
some of those moves. Yes, So you look at it
and you're like, how hard can it be? They're riding
on a carriage, But it's like they make you go
slow sometimes and your arms and leaves are shaking.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And they feel very sort of dungeony, don't they those
machine shades? Yeah, they do. Yeah, you're kind of like
strapped locked in there, like one of those weird message
cheers on the information.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's a bit like that. But you know there's other
people in the class and they're instructing it, and you
know everyone always looks so calm and collected and perfect
and what they're doing. Yesterday, not once but twice, and
the class the instructors set in front of everyone and
she looked at me, that's great form, great form. As
(05:04):
she looked at me, I was like, did you ready there?
There's nothing better in a gym class, especially if you've
been to one of those classes with this. Honestly, like
sixty people like.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Gold, what are you doing? Squat's what was going on?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Squats?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You're right, actually just want squat.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You'll see if it's what the forms like what it
just shows a squat squat? Is that great form, Johnny?
It's fantastic for very weird the way you can tell
the weight the weights in the posteria too. You don't
want to put that pressure on the knees. Good for
great squatting.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
My legs are tracking over my toes.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She gave me a shout o in front of everyone,
and I.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Was like, you know you're paying you're paying you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
There's an obligation paying her, and technically all of us
in the room are paying her here.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But so she's got an obligation to give positive feedback.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I wouldn't say it was scattered evenly throughout the road,
all right. I was differently ahead of.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
The top of the class, I think.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So afterwards this helped you felt feel good for the
rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Damned that did you feel like the burning eyes of
the other attendees.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
For I didn't care. I was like, do bitter, do better?
Keep follow me? If you want to see what to do.
Watch me, I've got it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
There's probably a guy and there were two broken legs
in a wheelchair, and they're like good squads, buddy. If
you're a gym instructor, you have to give good feedback
because you want people to keep coming back.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Keep it up, let's it keep it going.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh, well, well, well done. I'm pleased for Vegan. That's great.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hey, Next, something else that surprised you this week? Something
that turned up at your house. We'd be banging on
about the last couple of days.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Look, I just want to find who the rightful owner
of this.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
This package is shout out to the prince who was
trying to find Cinderella. Yeah, with the slipper, he was committed.
You know, I'm starting to fade out of trying to
find this person. But then.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And also, how like how unusual was his shoe size
that no one else in the whole.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Key right, I've always thought that everyone's got like would
first size.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That you'll do.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Now, Yes, something surprising turned up in your letterbox there?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, I got a package, a bubble rap package, pretty nondescript,
and it didn't say where it came from. But it
did have a phone number and a name. The name
was Jackie. And I did text the phone number and say, hey, Jackie,
I think I've got your phone case. The person takes
back said, no, wrong number. This isn't Jackie.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Why are they ashamed to own that phone case? Looking
at it, it's it's vibrant, isn't. It's got a panda
cycling in the moonlight, a lot of a lot of
stuff going on in the back of that phone. It's
too much phone case for me creatively. So maybe the
person was a little embarrassed that they had ordered the
phone case.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Surely not, surely not.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
But we're trying to get hold of Jackie. So Jackie
and you can come forward anonymously. Well you're not, so
we've been saying your name on the radio for the
last four days. But so you can come forward and
your phone case. I feel like Jackie would want their
phone case.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, she bought it. She bought it. It's for Samsung phone.
What's protecting of Samsung? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Maybe Jackie had ordered something off the dark web and
it was meant to be disguised as a phone case,
because that's why I.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Opened it because I was like, it's very light package, like.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
A like from a store or anything on the No, so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Just one of those white bubble rap.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Pecks receipt inside or anything that.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Literally was only the case. There was no like order
sheet or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Maybe she had ordered some kidneys from Taiwan and we
should get David Lomas onto it. Instead of missing missing pieces,
missing cases, got a cold case.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
The case of the phone case.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I love that he'd be quite as into it as
we would be. He'd be like, really, am I going
to spend my time doing this now? He always flies
around to David Lovitz on the show, so he probably.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Filming at the moment though, had China to go to.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The factory where it was made and.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Stuff from downtime in between series.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
You're right, you know things that turned up at your house,
which was quite a funny story of a friend of ours.
He was at I think sadly his mother's funeral and
they were at their property after the proceedings and they
were waiting for the catering to turn up and it's
been like an hour. They phoned the catering company. They're like, no, no,
we dropped it off and he'sai, we're and they said, oh,
(09:28):
this address, which wasn't their house. So he's like, okay,
well I'll go over to that house and just say hey,
sorry with all that's my mother's funeral and all's well
that in as well turns up knock on the door.
There's a guy with a sausage roll hanging out of
his mouth like a cigar.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So he opens the door.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
He opens the door and he's got a club sandwage
in one hand with a sausage roll in his mouth
on the other hand, and he's been tucking into the
funeral platter that's turned up for and he's like, oh, hey,
that's that's my mum's funeral food. Obviously obviously guy laugh. Yeah.
I think he even said like he's like her funeral food, Well,
(10:08):
she won't mind if it's missing. Oh oh, it was
a bit of a joke at the time. And he's like, well,
can I come in and get it? Three quarters of
it had gone when the whole family attacking, and they're
like free, but mind you in a whole play of yeah,
that's great, I mean, yeah, you're not denying it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, and how much should they have possibly gone through,
you know, they would have been, but.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He's seen asparagus wrapped in a piece of bread. You're like,
this is condolence food. Yeah, this is commiseration food.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast Doorstep.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Megan said a phone case too. We're trying to check
down Jackie. If you know, jack you did order a
phone case, got a bicycling Panda.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm just ask any Jackie you know if she ordered
a phone case that hasn't arrived.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Very cute pandas enjoyed cycling as well.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But only in the moonlight. By the look of that,
it looks like it's a moonlight situation going on on
that phone case.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
We got scot with us on the phone and welcome morning.
How are you Scotty?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Hey there guys.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
How the gun?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah good?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You tuned up at someone's house unannounced?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yep, sure, yeah. The mate so we hadn't hadn't seen
him much for the week and usually, you know a
few of us mates we see each other every day,
you know, social footy and a few other things, and
he just wasn't showing up. And one of my other
mates saw him on the Friday and he was in
didn't say much and we're thinking ship, something's something wrong
with him, you know, what's going on? So I just
thought i'd shar up with some bears, something we do
(11:25):
quite often. On the Friday. Yeah, Yeah, walked into his
house and he was on his laptop and it was
just after five pm, so I just I just shut
his laptop. But that what's going on? And turns out
he was in a job interview.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Think I've noticed you but down lately because I've had
no job and I was trying to, you know, maybe
nail this interview.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
He had a job, but he was Yeah. I think
he was just focused on that for the week and
he was a bit nervous. He didn't want to tell
the boys.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So so how does he get back from that after
being disconnected by you?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah, he got the job. He's got. You could say
it was celebratory.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Thanks me, cool mate, cattering, good morning, good morning, turned
up at the doorstep. What was it?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
It was a nice package, delicious snacks and nice chutneys
and dips and things like that, thanking someone for their loyalty.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I guess, yeah, right, so thank you, thank you Hamper.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You had you been loyal to anyone at that stage
or not?
Speaker 8 (12:28):
No, it was addressed to the previous tenants who lived
in our home before we bought it.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Right, okay, so now you're thinking how loyal am I
to those people?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Exactly?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
We thought, well, how would we ever get it to them?
We had no idea where they went, so we decided
to keep it ourselves.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Okay, And you enjoyed those chutneys and those papers and
Wayfer crackers. You know they was checking those things.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Yes, we did to a point. But then the tenant
turned up a couple of days after the package came
asking if we had reached.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We're not expecting you're eating like a what do you do?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Give half of it back?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
We got I'm.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Sorry exactly it was My husband thought quickly on his
feet and was like, oh no mate, we sent it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Back good, So what do you do with the stolen goods?
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Well, for some reason we panicked, like thinking this I
was trouble or something possibly, and got rid of the evidence.
So in case he came back and asked, again, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not my good drug back. What you got rid of it?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Flushed the PENNI We took the box because we still
had the box that came in and everything, so we thought
we don't want to just put it in our brothers
thing because what he comes back and look.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Is this what the package? It's so good stolen. So
the taste of peculiarly had the taste of gills in
the end.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, so we I don't know why we felt like
we needed to be on the run for a moment, but.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Calling us now for a witness protection or something like
that's still on the run.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
It's the most badass you'll ever seund right there.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
That John and Ben podcasts.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You've seen something which is alarmed both Megan and me.
You're not going shopping with you your daughter ever again?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, no, I probably will, to be honest, I probably
Well there's clickbait, hyperboles, clickbat but I had for the
first time, you know, a couple of days ago, I
went shopping with my daughter. I've done that many times.
I went shopping to look for something for myself. So
you normally in the past, when you go shopping with
your kids, you're normally buying something for them, you know,
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and your new shoes for school because it was needing,
it was growing.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I hardly ever go shopping for myself now.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So you do online? Are you talking about physical. Are
you going into shops?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What time?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, your husband doesn't know about any of the online shopping.
But a couple of days ago, I was like, I
need to get a new pair of jeans. You know,
I got to stage where, you know, one a black
pair of jeans, and my ones weren't in a good condition.
Was I need to go get them? So that was
my mission to go to the shops to get jeans.
And my daughter Seena was coming along. She was collateral
for the trip, and I was like, okay, she can
come along with me for a change. And I never
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experienced it before, but I got into her like a
bit of an argument with her. She's like, don't get
skinny jeans. I'm like, what's wrong with the jeans that
I've got? She's like, Dad, no longer.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Cool, don't like skinny jeans.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, this is the thing. We've gone from one extreme
to the other. I noticed out there in the market
where you're gone from jeans that looked like compression tights
to jeans that look like you wearing two parachutes on
your leap.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And this is the thing. She's like, your jeans are
too skinny. It's not calling more. You need to get
a bigger pair of jeans. So I go into the store.
I get the ones that I want. I want to
try these. She's like, no, try these ones. I'm trying
the one I look like mc hammer from.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
They are big now, they now, they're bigger than we
remember when they finished.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I like, I put them on. I'm like, I could
wear these, but I just feel like I'm just a
guy trying to be cooled down with the kids. And
she's like, that's it. Those are the jeans to get.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'm like, I can't do this, and so did you
do it all?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So we've sort of been back and forth. I put
on the skinny jeans. She's like, too skinny. That I'd
get a peer that were slightly less baggy than theer
that she wanted. And she's like, that's fine. Still like
the baggy peer, but go with those. I'm like, too baggy.
So I'd go And there's six different piers of jeans
we meet somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's a millennial that's been into the skinny jeans for
so long. It's a real it's a thing to get
your head around, even like, you know, not allowed to
wear ankle socks, so we're so used to wearing like
socks that don't show, and now that's you know, gen
zs have to wear the pulled up socks.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The thing is, and I said this to my daughter
and my jen career, I've had skinny jeans, I've had
flear jeans, I've had baggy jeans, you know, jeans, jeans,
and eventually they'll come back in fashion.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I even gone to those jeans that are too short
for your leaves. You know, they run, they run abuff
your and then.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
If they were long, you rolled them up to make
them look the.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Genes really leaves the gene fashion. Why has it changed
so much? The other thing, too, is when if you
were a baggy pair of jeans, now you're gonna look
like a semi professional skateboarder who probably should have given
up on his dream about fifteen years ago and got
a sensible job. That's what I kind of feel like.
We're like, oh, is he still skating skateboard?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Said this card of looks sad, sad.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It wasn't my kids saying it, but I'm in and
and I tried some pants on a couple of years ago.
And yes, the shop assistant for some advice and generally
nine times out of ten, everything looks fantastic. Swipe your
bloody card man. She was even like, I just don't
think that age appropriately. She was right though.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
She did a huge fav that Johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
The Best Toasted Sandwich was voted in okadye fools. Yeah,
just about twenty minutes of rot And we phoned them
yesterday we can.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Shout you a sandwich. So you saw a pick up,
you just let us know.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Okay, I'll have it ready.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, okay, location, can we tell us where is Where
is the name of a cafe?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Where is it?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Oh? Orchidy full store about twenty minutes outside of Rotoroa.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay, so that was yesterday, Ben. You demanded that the
sandwich made it to the studio within twenty four hours.
You needed someone to pick it up for you.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Now it feels like it, but it feels like one
of those stories that it's going to be like living
on you know where I was like, do you know
what he made someone do? And it was like, hey, Megan,
we talked about we said we'd love to try it.
We put the call out like if anyone's traveling, you know,
up the country, can they.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Pick it up.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's just like if you can love to try.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It was really out of publicly. It was if you
can behind the scenes, ugly ugly, so the show Finnish.
No one could pick it up. Well you hadn't heard
from anyone. Bean was being started. He picked up a
young in turn by her throat, held her against the
wall and said, you will drive, if.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You've wondered who the deeper on the shovels.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
A five hour round trip to pick up my toasted sandwich.
When you return, I won't be here. Leave it all
for me, and while you're there, to do the name
of the radio station on your back. Now, this is
what he's said now to poor Renee, who just starting
out her radio career. You know, at some point this
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is going to be on a website somewhere.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She'll remember this.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
This will be telling, demanding anyone.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
This is Renee. Is you Renee on the phone? Okay, Renee? Welcome. Firstly,
apologies on behalf of the show for bullying you and
driving to rot and back.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
You know what I forgive you, It's okay, no hard feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm sorry that being held you up by the throat.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I didn't hold anyone up by the throat. Now.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I was very surprised.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Even the sandwich was guilty being part of this campaign.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I was surprised that you said you'd do this. It
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You did it. What point did you regret doing it?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
You know?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I saw regret doing it.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Always down for a roadie. I had to take my
partner before I left go because we're going forward dinner
with my parents. And I was like, hey, by the way,
we're going to be late for dinner, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
What are you doing, darling? That must be very important?
Oh yeah, the guy from the radio, he picking him
up a toasted sandwich from roast.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Couldn't he make one up?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
No? No.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
He once to call and apologized the last time.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
We'll see your grandmother. That's okay. He needed the toasted
sandwich moments right, and put me up the career letter.
He said he will do things for my Career's.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Gone a good laugh, guys, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
How late for dinner with you?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
And I was for six and we got there at
seven fifteen.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That's like you want to be into the mains by
the terrible You know, first, it's a novelty toasted sandwich.
Next you're hosting a p didy party, mate, So.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Thank you so much. I think we have the toasted sandwich.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
One more question for Renee enjoy it? Yes? Did you
try the toasting?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
The stare absolutely gorgeous. As soon as I arrived there,
they grided me with a coffee and my own toasting.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
And what's your verdicts?
Speaker 8 (21:24):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
And then that's the cheese, and they've got like three
different types of.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I love. How is what's your The beans on the defense.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
It means about the toasted sandwich, accusing.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Me of it's jumping at the moment.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Court case. All right, we're going to try it right now.
We'll put it on our social media.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Please apologize to your phono to.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Because Bean is going to call them.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
He's listening now when upper management calls unto a meeting.
And so do you think this was a giant waste
of company time and resours? What do you want us
to reply with?
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Not?
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Again?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Thank you so much for doing We'll try to say
no matter how hard we try, she's not going to
throw you under the buck.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
The hits that John wan Ben Podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Friday which is going to be the last game at
home for Seawn Johnson Warriors legend, the very emotional one tonight.
If you want to go along four four eight seven,
we've got to double pass to the Warriors. But joining
us is Shawn Johnson's Harvest partner for this weekend's game
and Luke Metcalf, Good morning, buddy, how are you?
Speaker 11 (22:35):
How are you not too bad?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Nice to have you on the show.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Thanks for having me house things.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Being because obviously you know it must be tough being
a player when you want to play and you've been
injured and then come back, it must be such a
great feeling.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Obviously I was out I think for about four months there,
but yeah, I'm just grateful that I'm able to catch
her back into the season and get i think hopefully
three or four games in and obviously frustrating that hasn't.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Gone the way we wanted it to this year. But
on a personal notes to be back.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Can you be honest how many of the team came
to see you in hospital when maybe surgery.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
I can't lie. Not as many as I wish, but
there were actually there was one person I'll give a
shout at waiting and actually came. So I think he
felt a little bit bad. He's one that passed me
the ball. I think he felt a little bit bad.
So he came, brought some food next to my bed
for a couple of else because you.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Are is it the middle rods that you got put
in your leg as it?
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, yes, I've got a rod put in there,
a couple of screws at the top and the bottom
of my leg.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
It feels fine.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
So when you go through like a middle you know,
like detected at the airport, does it sort of beet
and stuff or what happened? Well?
Speaker 13 (23:39):
Well, I thought so, I thought it would.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
But so I had my first airport trip on the
weekend going to I'm going to Sydney, and I was
half expecting that to happen. But it didn't happen. I
walked straight through.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I have always wanted to know this. When most of
us get injured, there's not a footage of it. But
when you get injured, you can see the moment of injury.
If you want to go back and watch it. Is
that something you did?
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Yeah, I've watched a heaps of times. A yeah, I
don't know why. I'm not really too squirmish to that
sort of stuff. Yeah, but no, Yeah, I've watched the
back a fair a few times and I still don't
know right now how that happened just from that from
that collision, but I suppose skinny, little little Australian.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Obviously, it's a big It's not the season you guys
all wanted, you know, we wanted as fans, but you know,
you've been some close games, they haven't quite gone the
Warrior's way. But it's a big occasion Friday night, Seawn
Johnson's last home game, Shawn Johnson Stadium. It's going to
be renamed. It's going to be so weird to not
have Seawan Johnson playing for the Warriors. And that's from
a fans point of view. What about for you guys
on the team.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Yeah, yeah, obviously this week's huge. I'm just I'm actually
standing in the stadium now and it's actually crazy, like
I'm just picturing like I think it's going to be.
It's going to have a similar atmosphere that sort of
semi final game last year I think when we played
Newcastle and just a whole eighty minutes the stadium was
just buzz and so I can imagine it's going to
app to have a similar atmosphere to that, And yeah,
I just can't wait for him, guys and put out
(25:00):
a really good performance for him, because he deserves that.
If there's anything he deserves, it's us going out and
putting on a mad performance and getting the win for him.
But yeah, he's I always telling me he was my
favorite player when I was younger, So to be able
to go out there and play with him this week
in his last home game, yeah, it's going to be awesome.
Then I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
How is he feeling in the lead up to this weekend?
Speaker 13 (25:19):
I think he's okay, here's my he's my room. He
So I was actually asking him over the weekend and
he said he will probably be pretty emotional. But when
he when he comes out, like he said, he doesn't
know what's going to happen, whether he's going to clear
up or whether he's going to be fine or after
the game, the club's probably going to put on a
thing for him and do something nice.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Look, we like to ask us to players like yourself
that we want to keep around in New Zealand because
you're from Australia. Is there anything we can do to,
you know, sweeten the deal for New Zealand going forward
because we'd like you to stay around. Can we put
your bends out?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Bin will do anything?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, your lawns.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I mean, what's the things that we need to do
just to keep you in New Zealand.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
If he could have hooked me up with like a
Lamborghini invented or something like that, I could do.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, we've gone from my lawns, so hoonging up
with a Lambo. But all right, we'll see. We'll see
what good do should if I could get one of
those propably me first? Then you said, you see if
there was anything that I mean, I love look meta,
that's my commitment to keep me news on. I'll see
what I could do.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
I'll send some emails the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I was heartbroken for Tea Pain because he was saying
he was at the peak of his auto tuning career
and he was featuring on all these songs like that
Cane one there, and he's doing his thing, and and
he was on a plane and he was flying over
America and he was plane. I's probably it's called the
(26:39):
Tea plane.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It's got me right. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
He was flying commercials and Usher was a few rods ahead.
Tepan was sleeping and halfway through the flight, Usher woke
him up and he said, you have ruined music? What?
And he said from that moment for He's like, I
don't actually blame our show because he was like looking
(27:03):
back at it, because Teapain can actually sing.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, he's amazing se beautiful voice.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And he was like, I get it. It was a gimmick.
He's like, I'm not angry Usher for it, but that
actually spiraled him into a whilllwind of depression.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Is that why he stopped doing music?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Music?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Usher? So what's not nice?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
So now Tea Paint is making a whole lot of money, though.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I hold a crazy amount of caation. Now listen to this.
So he doesn't say, I think he's still devils and singing,
but this is what his job is now and how
much he earns per hour in.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Order to get me out of his house.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
You gotta you got I got to be making more
than I'm making playing video games down the whole way,
you know what I.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Mean, Like when you're making fifty six a grand an hour,
playing video games in your draws. It's got to go
out in the country for.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
You said fifty sixty grand.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
This is what i've that gaming world is like that.
I'm on the low end. This dude's making millions a
month fifty or sixty thousand dollars an hour playing video games.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Now, this is not great news for any parents driving
with the kids right now.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That hang the games will lead. You know, he's leading
the life of a Stone University student. I paid sixty
grand an hour? Sorry pick up? Is it on that Twitch?
I think that Twitch platform. I've heard of Twitch, I've
(28:22):
measures is it just gaming live streaming?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, but you can, like you don't have to just
do gaming. It's like live streaming a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Just anything, were they I love clearing emails.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Because I don't know what the audience would be like.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
In the trash that always reply allway, it's always going
on on the side.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Reply.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
You should do it life. You should do a live
through being boys getting through his to do list for
the day.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
You gotta go pick up dry cleaning.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Some people would watch it.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Watch it. Is he going to make the you know
he's got twenty things in too much and now he's
getting a little stressed about stuff. The dogations. Yeah, watching that.
What is what is the wildest amount of money you've earned.
What's the craziest thing you've done doing money?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Well, nothing like that, I mean now and again, we
do something crazy for our work things. Yeah, that's I
guess it's technically been paid to do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Our job is pretty weird on the day to day anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Doesn't your friend for film only.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Fans, Yeah, that's the farting only fans money from that, yeah, yeah,
a decent amount too, like a wage, probably not a
wage just yet, just way.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, it's a pocket money, yeah, good pocket.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
She puts the phone down her trousers and the recipients
nature takes its course and people watch.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That and pay for it. Yeah, people ask for it
in a jar and all kinds.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Of like good nurse.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
The hits that Jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Someone's mind when we spoke to Cyril because they had
heard stumbling in and they're like, oh, yeah, female singer,
you know, And then suddenly hear this loss.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yell yeah yoo yo bo.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
They're like, that's Cyril. The whole time I thought it
was the singer on that song. Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
DJ they put together the remix. Yeah, but he's a
true gentleman. Yeah, lovely guy. We're just talking about what's uh.
You've got paid for what we wouldn't believe you got
paid for, like remixing an old song from stumbling In. Yeah,
that's what he's doing. Telephone number. We said we had
someone from a medical trial. We demanded someone who put
their body on the line for in the name of
(30:38):
science and medicine. And Brendan welcome. Hey guys, you're right
after these medical trials. Mate, you're with us? Yes, no
longer lasting effects, so talk us through it. What what
do you know what the drug was you were trialing?
Speaker 9 (30:56):
I can't I can't remember it.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
It was a while back, but it was. It was
one where we went.
Speaker 12 (31:01):
And we stayed at night before they dosed us, and
we woke up the next morning ready for dosing, and
we were told that there was a problem with the
drug and they wouldn't be proceeding with the trial. And
the first thing we all thought of wasn't wasn't so
much about we we skept death there, but we were
(31:23):
worried about she's going.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
To get paid.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
That's the first thing you need to worry about.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
And we and we did.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
We got paid so and it was I think it
was about just Sunday eleven.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
K what And it was one one night, one night, and.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
We didn't have to do anything.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Paid to live in grand for a sleepover pretty much.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, it kind of.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Feels a little late in the piece for them to
find something wrong with the drug. We've got all these
people that are about to you know, check it inside
your body.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Like when you get on a plane and they like,
there's an engineer fault. You're like, whoa lucky good.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Lord, impressive Britnan. There we go. Well if someone hey
there's a fifty to fifty chance you might grow a
tail if you take this stuff for a week, what's
the price you're putting on there?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
If I cut the tail, afteres it grow back here?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
It's with you, It's with you for life. Okay. Twenty
thousand dollars potential of growing a tail, not a guarantee.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I can tuck it in.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, thanks for you called Brendan Shari, Welcome, Hi, beautiful
to have you on the show this morning. Sharry. We
won't believe you got paid for.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
What I got paid two and a half thousand dollars
for cutting my hair off.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Wow. Now I'm going to stop the broadcast here. Okay,
let's not lead into the obvious conversation. It's just talk
to Sharry about her making money off her hair.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Experience. Is gonna ask if you would pay to it?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Don't check it my way ask me that question first?
Would And now John, I know you can have that question.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's fair. We've asked everyone.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Now, Shari, that is an amazing amount of money. And
so that is like shaving your head.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
I hit it like to cut off and piney tail,
so I still had like a pixy haircut with it
like a sweeping fringe. And it was great because.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
What was the length of the hair that you sold?
Do you reckon?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
It was touching my butt.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So long hair. Would you do it again?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
I would probably, but probably for more money, because you
know there was sixteen years ago. I'd probably want a
bit more now, you know.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah. Prices actually a lot of the times there are
you know, they're not just for bald radio hosts these weeks,
but therefore the people who are going through chemo trends
as well, so they put to good.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Use and it was your did it have to be
virgin here? Like not die my hair?
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Like?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Hadn't mean guyed or anyhow?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Was that long the hair of a virgin?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
It just means noted.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
The hair. I could smell sex this hair.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh God, Jesus slipped off the cracker right now than
Co appreciated.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
The heads that you want to and Ben podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
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on board with the catchphrase and we're getting people to
try our radio show that maybe haven't tried it before.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And then at the end of the week they get
a quiz.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
They could win five hundred dollars for themselves and five
hundred dollars for the person that nominates here.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So Andrew had nominated her husband, Natama, who listens to
the Devils streaming platform Spotify created by Satan himself Spotify
and na Time we called him day two. This is
what he had to say after twenty four hours of
the show.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Funny, you actually got a lot of good I've never
didn't know that your head.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's a positive.
Speaker 9 (34:45):
Phone cover you would talk about this morning? What's your name, Jackie?
As you run up here?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
That was on Tuesday? Have has he faded out? Because
some cash is up for grabs? Now we are going
through to Natama your finding Hello?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Hello, Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Is that Natama? Is that the listener who've been slowly
weiring down and bullying into the show.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
You've got a chance now to win five hundred dollars
for you and five hundred dollars for your wife Andrew
as well by answering a couple of questions based on
the show our show over the week, Yeah, we spoke.
We spoke to you on day two and to be honest,
you're a pretty easy IgG to crack.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
You're very, very favorable about the company. Then I went
away after that program. I was like, was he just
saying favorable comments because we're dangling a cash carrot at
the end of the week.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yes, I think so I would do.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, you're right, I mean I'm going to say anything
of this cash involt? Does it even if like Kim
Jong like, hey, you so favorable stuff? About communism. I'll
be like, yeah, I'll get that out there. How much
you got there?
Speaker 10 (35:55):
You guys are really funny.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Oh I've listened to you guys all this week at ads.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Always got no ads till the morning teeth, but he's
got it all. Now here's where the pressure comes on time,
because you were nominated by your wife, Andrea. We have
a series of questions relating to events that have taken
place on the program over the last five days. Now,
if you answer all of these, you're going to get
to the thousand dollars, and you have one opportunity to
phone a friend. I'm gathering your friend would be Andrea
(36:25):
to help you out.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Go on man.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Okay, So let's see how you go without her, and
if you need her we can give her a call. Okay, okay, okay.
Host name was on the phone case that turned up
at Megan's house hanging fruit.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I know.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Let's try a bit harder. Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Has anyone won one thousand dollars on our game the
Alpha Quiz this week? I just listened to it. Yes, yeah,
well done? Okay. Well from two, what did we get
picked up from rot and brought all the way to
the studio to eat damage.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, okay, he is on fire? How many more to
go to go? Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
What was the learning song they're changing in schools in
America that I was upset about.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Megan was okay with Oh, that's the alphabet. Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
And we'll finally name one guest that we've had on
the show this week.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh, my private guest.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We're just just oh, yes, we had a leak player.
What team does he play for? Metcalf as well, well,
well done, you've got you didn't even need to phone
a friend that you've won.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Funny, Well, will we see you monday or you're going
back to your friends Spotify.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Well put it this way.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
Three hours in the morning to listen to you guys,
and you're funny.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well great, and then you can go back to well
no I'm not gonna didn't go back to Spotify, and
the boss have been happy about that.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Then you're can enjoy the morning's, enjoy the daytime showing
in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Company.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Thanks one thing mentioned. You guys got a really good
spirit of audience.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Oh yeah, wide right, wie wide range. Yeah, we have
a lot. You will take anyone even if they is.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Hey, well done, that You've got one thousand dollars for you.
And Andrew. Thanks to Del Marty. Thanks so much for
taking part this week. It's been really fun chatting to
you throughout the week.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
The Hits That John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Is cut kicked off overnights New Zealand time. We won
our first race, which is good.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Where were we playing playing?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I think Luna Roussa. I think we were racing racing Luna.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
The Italian team had a splashdown.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Is that what it's called? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Splash down sounds sounds fun. It's like a dance off
and it was fun for me.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Splash so you want to splash out? Yeah, So it
looks like New Zealand even though we are the challenge
you know, well, you know we are the holder of
the America's Cup. We are getting involved in some of
these early races and then I think we skipped through
to some other rounds.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Later because we get to kind of make the rules.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, that's great. It's great when someone comes over and
plays a board game at your house, You're like, no.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Boy houses in the first round, Like, what.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Who's that our house?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Our else?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, I was going to say. We spoke to Dave
the Biggie, the chief commander of the yacht squadron. The squadrons.
Squadrons are tough, your lips around. He He said that
many of the teams, Megan, you'll find this interesting have
Formula one engineers designing the bus engineers.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
But drivers hot to the engineers are hot.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, it's smarter. Yeah, someone say right now, I got to.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Just watch the splash down Do you want to know
what a splashdowner is?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You know how when they fly really high in the
water and then something happens and it just like stops
and it gets caught in the water.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Ah, that explained, stops still.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, and then it carries on sers crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
The guy was saying that the boats are faster, like
almost double the amount faster than the last America's Wow.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
What Formula one baby, Formula one on the water they're
calling it. Yeah, So good luck to the team news
yelling in the America's cup. Instagram, feed me a wonderful
video use today. And you know there was a documentary
a few years ago about a lady and she married
the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Do you remember that ever listened to her? She sounded
like you listened to you, like what crazy buddy, But
she sounded like she was genuinely in love with the
Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 14 (40:41):
The first year, we had nobody interfere because nobody knew
I got married to the Eiffel Tower, and that's where
I stepped in it. You know, I decided to come
out and tell my story, and the media just looked
at my relationship as something sexual, something as inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
So she was banned from the Eiffel Tower by Offle
Tower management. I can see from the management's point of view, like,
you're not it's not great branding for the Eiffel tear
of your bloody gyrating up against the stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
But was she not concerned that the Eiffel Tower had
other lovers?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Well, yeah, people right in that thing all day. Yeah,
you'd have to be pretty open minded, I imagine. But
the video was in her and I was like, she's
probably like, thanks Instagram. This was from seven years ago.
But then there was also a medley of other people
who have married stuff, right, and you think this is
odd and you're you know, the majority might frown upon
it and look down and society might judge. But you
(41:34):
look back to internet dating. When that first started, remember,
we're like, what bloody virgin nerds are doing Internet dating?
And now it's more common than Yeah, it's the way,
the way to do it, right, So you could be
marrying robot. I reckon be marrying robots seven years might
be right, I'm gonna say it now.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I don't know about he's laying the groundwork.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
His gem's had.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Enough the robot. Yeah, but these are people who have
married other stuff too. There was Erica who married the
Eiffel Tower. A lady called Pascal Selk married her own douvet.
It's not a bad thing to marry.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, I don't love my bed.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
We go to bed every night with the dovet.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Oh my god, I've been waiting for you all day.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's the thing with the Eiffel Tower is probably harder
to getting in a lot. Taking the Eiffel Tower home.
You've got to go, you know.
Speaker 14 (42:18):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Lady called Amy Wolf married a roller coaster people riding
her husband all day. Again, no issues with that. A
dude married a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Did that end? Well, it's not going to last long.
You wouldn't imagine a type of hamburger or a specific one.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
It just looked like a big, juicy sort of cheeseburger.
And a lady called Carol Sandra and Italy married a
train station.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I always think, did the train station want to get
married to this person? You're normally in a marriage situation?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Well yeah, they yeah, but in this case, right, it's
all about conceit.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
I want to marry that train station. Well, you can
go to the marriage the train.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I want to know what countries are letting people marry
Hamburgers and train stations.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
How does the ceremony go? Are they there are people
seeing it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is it a wacky radio thing? But Italy, what would
you marry?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Would you lock in your bed?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh my bed would be up there, I'd say, or
appear at my shoes?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
All right, well I haven't think about that.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Other think about that as well, and any well I had,
but I have four forty seven in this chat. I'm like,
they don't need to wrap things up. He's a professional
and we'll get to those course. In Texas, you want
to know what people could marry something an inanimate object?
What would it be?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
What is your favorite object that you would love to know?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Judgment Judgment.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
That Joonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Playing in Vienna at the moment, and just a couple
of weeks ago, the Taylor Swift concert that got stopped
in Vienna, they didn't get to play it because alleged
terrorist threat was very scary. So Chris Martin acknowledged that
in concert yesterday and played a love story from Taylor
Swift for all the Swifties out there as well. So
a nice thing to do.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
It's like a lovely yeah, Chris, very very quaint British gentleman,
Chris Martin, didn't you just turn didn't you turn up
your old radio station? He just walked up there. Yeah,
when he was here the yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Was I there at the time.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
He's very unassuming. Maybe you turned up? Who's in your account?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yeah, I think yeah, I think he rang the station number.
He's only eight hundred numbers.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
And he's like, hey, I'm going to come up for
an interview. And they're like okay, like thinking this is.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Some sort of joke. And apparently he.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Walked through like Auckland walked for like twenty minutes upper
Hill to walk to the station just by himself to
an interview and then what him again, It's probably just
like you're here to fix the computers or something.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
He just looks like I got.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Just before you go, mate, I'm having some problems with
the mouse pad and.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Too polite not to Yeah, this is what we're doing
this morning. If you could marry any object, an inanimate object,
in your life, what would it be? Just readle through
a list of people. There's the lady who married the
Eiffel Tower. There's a big documentary on her, and then
she was like, I regret going public, going public. I'm like,
you probably could have kept it to yourself, to be honest,
you didn't have to do an hour and a half
(45:10):
long documentary. And I don't think they're still together now,
mainly for the fact that Eiffel Tower management and like, baby,
keep your distance. Then there's people who's married Hamburgers, train stations,
roller coasters.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Do you have to get a divorce from the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Maybe you do. But if it's who's signing this document
official is going this is.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
It doesn't seem like you'd be officially married. But maybe
there is. Maybe overseas and it's some wild, wild international waters.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
You can do anything out there. Now, being you've been teasing.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Us fifteen minutes, I'm not teasing. I was just trying
to think of what I would do, what i'd marry
you guys while the song was playing, You're like a laptop,
and I sot, oh, that would be better than what.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Gum or chewing gum. Yeah, well that would we get
something I do carry around in my pocket all the time,
which is joining gum, but not chewing gum. I'd taken
it out of my pocket, bleach, it's blonde.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
At the moment, blonds have more funny.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Your TV career, divorced, that's for.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Sure, I'm gonna say your fun co pop colliction, Oh well,
no good one.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I was just thinking I carry it around everywhere next
to my gron everywhere, no matter where I'm.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Going, you know, seeing your darkest parts.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
And then if I don't, you know, like it's I
think it came from the from the COVID days that
if I don't have actually have it in my pocket,
I'm going to use it all the time.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
To be honest, I still go, I haven't got it
with me, so you know, so I probably haven't to
leave home without it. Deep love for hands.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
It spends more time with you than your wife does,
and sanitizer close.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
To your bits more often.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
James, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 7 (46:44):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Lovely to have you on. It's a bit of an
out the gate topic this morning. But inanimate objects you
would marry James. Oh, that's a good one. Didn't even
have to think about it straight in there. Are you
in a human to human relationship at the moment?
Speaker 9 (47:00):
Well, I probably, I probably play on my border. I've
been talking to my wife.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I should but yeah, is she okay with it? She's
quite happy with this relationship.
Speaker 9 (47:10):
She has her own five as well.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Relationship to play you do secret five?
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Game to give us? So yeah, in.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Particular, what is it about the PS five?
Speaker 9 (47:24):
It's it's specify. It's something that's cotsing down. It's a
long day work.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
Yeah, I'm going from some stuff right now and it's
coming me down and kicks me, keeps me cool head.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
That's good to hear that you found something like that,
and it's it's a cool thing to have, you know,
that's awesome. We're going to see you out some hell
pizza that you have yourself. A wonderful weekends.
Speaker 9 (47:46):
You two go.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I think i'd go my cell phone, cell phone, just
because it knows, It knows my deepest, darker secrets. You
want to keep your cel phone on side, don't you do?
And then you don't like if I get a new
cell phone. Is that cheating on that cell phone? But
it knows everything and it could it could unload on
me at any point, So keep on, keep the phone, happy,
happy wife, happy heapy phone. Every life
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