July 22, 2024 • 47 mins
ON THE SHOW TODAY:
- Ben is running for President!
- Would you be shocked to see this at a chemist?
- Tik Tok hacks worth trying
- Why can't Megan buy wine?
- Silly tourists...Jono breaks up with his membership
- What did you smuggle from a party?
- Can you guess the riddle?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This Gentleman Being podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh The
Experts and Tastes that Kiwis.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Love makes his way back from America after the what
was it?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
The IT updates? Had no idea what the nuts and
bolts so that were used today. But Matty our boss,
came and he kind of explained it all. It seemed
like there was an anti virus software ironically that some companies,
huge companies had signed up for had typed in some
wrong code and hence the world falling to pieces their computers.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Instead of updating, they blocked it. Were like, oh, this
doesn't look right, and so everything shut down. It did
the opposite of what it was supposed to.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Does you really have to feel for that poor IT
expert someone someone as.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
A veteran, Yeah, so that they have years of experience
to like look back on rather than a newb Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And years of money to retire on, because they're probably
not the the poor people. But you just worry, Like
there's a lot of talk we're speaking on the way
over this morning about you know, the next war will
be all cyber be a cyber attack, and it's something
happens to the internet and we crumble now.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, crazy kind of felt like that's what it was
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Incredibly reliant on us. Tell you what you don't need
the Internet for, though, breathing and Megan Purpose yesterday struggling,
gasping her way through the show like a eighty nine
year old lung cancer victim. You were really struggling, I felt, sorphie.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh thanks. You might have heard me hack up when
you turned on the microphone at one point, and I was.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Pretty yeah, because you're an asthma kid, I am, are you? Yeah,
not as not as asthmay as you, but I do
ventdlin in it every now and then flicks the tide.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I've got a new little blue one.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Was serotized something are tired, something pumping chemicals into you?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Were you that kid? Like at cross country? Did you
ever use asthma to get out of it? Like athletics
at school? I was always like, oh no, and I'd
be like half it on the ventilan a treat. Yeah,
but I didn't have vestma. I was just like, oh,
I'm really struggling to breathe. And then I get home
and mom, but my mom would know, She's like, this
(02:07):
isn't esthma.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, now the universe is paying you back for it
because you are struggling with it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And yesterday. Usually I'm pretty good with knowing if I
need to go to the doctor. I went yesterday and.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I got told off.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
They were like, you should have come a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I need not even in a medical expert, like
just looking at you and hearing you. I was like,
you're definitely three weeks beyond going to the doctor that
you should have seen about a month ago.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
When you're a parent and stuff, you're like, you know
when your kids are like, you worry about them first
and you don't spend so much time on yourself. But
I went there and I ended up getting a neibuliza
for those esthma kids. Know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
About, does they? They pump your full of steroids like
a Russian gymnast got.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Steroids, great intibiotics, so you name it. But it made
me stay there for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You've seen a great photo of you with a mask on,
very dark vaidery.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
God, it is such I got to lie down for
like an hour sleeping. Yeah, I had we none eyes.
I was great, and they came and checked on me.
I was like, you know what, I can now breathe like.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
An oxygen tank in the corner of the studio's like one.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Of those little leimbualizer machines.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We are down one Ben Boyce, who is still traveling
back from America. Is he making it? Is he on
a flight? Is he the new Democratic candidate for the election?
We catch up with Ben.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
In the USA.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
In the US.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know what, Ben is stranded over in the USA, Orlando, Florida,
and I there's a part of me that doesn't want
him to come back, just so we can just keep playing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Bruce Springsteen is getting some rights for this one.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Clocking it up, the little snippets of money dripping into
the boss's bank account.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
This week, I'm still stuck in the USA, heading away
very shortly actually, so hopefully I'll make my way back
to New Zealand. But it's it's always feels weird every
day you've come across the New Zealand Before John, we're
visiting family over here, we've been stuck here, and.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Just the little things really through you off.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know, whether it's getting into the wrong side of
the car where people are driving and that what it
feels like it should be the wrong seat, wrong side
of the road. The toilets, how they have that sort
of a lot more water they do.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
You guys have been water in the bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like swimming pools they are.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean you can actually put your whole head
and give it a wash taken out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I feel like when you drop something off though, there's
a lot of splash bash.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, it's very hard to have a peek quietly in
the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've discovered, you know, it's sit down operation, isn't it so?
But then it kind of sits in the water.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, floats around.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I put it on Instagram and then someone was like, oh, yeah,
because when you sit down though, doesn't you you know,
your your peepee sort of go for a bit of
a swimmer well differens toeing.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Cold.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I just want to know why does the toilet water
level run so high in America? There must be I'm
picking for odor purposes.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yes, I think that's right. I think you're right in
saying that. That's what I was trying to talk to
someone the other night. What I love about Americans actually
that they're confident even if they don't know something. They'll
just tell you with confidence. You know, many times of
us have asked for directions over here and we're like
at this place the end, they're like, oh, yeah, sure,
it's just up here.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Girl left, go right, and you're like, great, you get there.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Like that guy was totally lying, but he said it
with confidence. I know what you're talking about. Tell you
what's something I really struggle with.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
And they have them heaps in New York as the
revolving doors. Now we loarn actually the revolving doors are
quite good for you know, keeping the weather, you know,
keeping the weather outs basically, so you don't have doors
like letting in drafts. But they spin around so fast.
It's kind of like reminding me of school when you
like had double dutch and you're trying to like.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's what I found here.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I go.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You do that with your hands to try and get
in the revolving door at the right moment, and they
go fast to you have to kind of jog round.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I know, I had a moment. My daughter's you know,
they're once twelve and fourteen.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They love to go to like a Sephora or a Micket,
but the Sephort store. So I went in there grandom,
this is a timescreen New York. I'm like, guys, we
need to go, we need to go, We need to
get out of the store, not fin any money. And
then there was a revolving door right on the outset.
I'm like, we need to go fast because it's going.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Fast, and I ran.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
I didn't realize it was glass outside.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Of the revolving door, not just inside. Heat flew straight
into the glass.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, I had a glass door.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The door around the side, I know, I didn't see
it at all, made a huge noise.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I was not almost knocked myself out. And then that
my daughters are like, were you But.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Both of them are like, were you filming that for
social media?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Did? And I was like, no, I didn't do this
on purpose at all, So.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Please tell me the security footage was because we need
to get we need to get hold of that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I've really struggled with that over here. So I'm looking
forward to coming home.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Hopefully I'll be.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Back with yeah, well tomorrow the next day, and then
I can eat the doors the way they're meant to
be into it, straight through in and out.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Being in the USA, who knows when he'll be back.
He keeps adding all going well. At the end of sentences,
there's a job going here.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The guys, you know, Biden step down, so hey, you know,
put on my resumes.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Here I go the hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Raunchy Chat This morning after a Kiwi mum was left
a little bit shocked and she wasn't happy that she
saw a display in the chemists warehouse.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You cover a bloody wide spectrum of products, don't they.
The Chemists warehouse. You go in there and you are bamboozled,
aren't you.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I like to leave space for time to wander because
you can find some things.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You got everything from vitamins to protein powder to prodding
implements as well like.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Kids things, bottles, snappy like everything.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
As you just drop the chemists from the title and
just call it warehouse. Yeah, just because it's pourium of everything.
It's good now, Producer Taylor, you said, mother local mothers
not happy one of the products on display. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
So I was at the Sylvia Park Chemist's Warehouse and
her and her daughter were just scrolling through the aisles
as you do, towards the makeup skin care isle, and
the daughter pointed out some products that the mom didn't
really know what they were. And the daughter started laughing,
and the mom's gone, oh, what's that? Why are you
laughing at the Korean face massage? Yeah, massages, And she goes, oh, mom,
(08:29):
that's not a massage, it's an adult Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So at what point did she did it say on
the pet Korean face massage or how did she land
on tony assumption?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
But if you do look at them, they kind of
do look like what's out? They're on TikTok at the moment,
you know, he can scrub your face.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I've never seen a Korean face.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Have you seen the other thing, the one talking about
in particular that she pointed out. I believe it's called
a French tickler, So it could have been.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Does that look like face? Well, I mean the versatila.
It could also be used as a measuring stick, can
use a device to push down pills if you can't
swallow pills.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, right, carry on? What else? What else?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Some dishes.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like a rubber tweezersers yeah, two prongs, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, like a like a rubber implemented. You know how
you whack your knee with the doctor to reflex the
medical reasons that you could use.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Those potentially apply your makeup with it.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I guess yep, yeah it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Was yeah ear scratcher. Oh yeah, okay, it was near
the lip balms. So she's very upset because she said
not only was her daughter there, but her daughter's friend.
She had to do some explaining.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah right, you can just but you can get them
any everywhere now, okay, yeah, get into the bloody petrol
station those things.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, and even online now everyone's online.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Also, her daughter was sixteen, so like you know, she
wasn't she wasn't crazy young. Maybe you and your daughter
need to have.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Actually, that's like the least your daughter's doing at sixty
years old. Consider yourself lucky because.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
If she knows what a career face message is a sixteen,
it's the least of your problems. Yeah, you're right, Well,
there we go. It's been great ad for the Chimi's
warehouse as well. To know those are on sale. Well
they got nine ninety. They'll be the cheapest ones out
there too. You can guarantee that, Clara.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, it's yeah, it looks entertaining, shall we say, it
looks it's.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Good quality stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Have France inside of you when you're not even you
don't even have to travel there, like being in France
or even France in you.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
The heads that johna wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, I just want to get onto the greatest thing
that the Inteneger's taught you, or YouTube in general. YouTuber
versity really isn't it. I imagine a lot of education
centers have lost out thanks to YouTube.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You can YouTube how to do anything open art sudery.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You can give yourself an open art surgery on YouTube.
That is not an exaggeration. I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You'd be trusting someone to do that, but yep, sure
probably is.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What did you talk? You taught yourself how to This
is very Megan Peppers.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I needed to prune my Aprico tune.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And a bloody apricotch like.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't know what I'm doing, but they're so long.
You watch the video and they waffle on about the
tree and you're like, just tell me which.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Branches to cut, and you're generally you're in a rush
when you get if you're resorting to YouTube, you're in
a bit.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Of a rush to window have time to prune the tree.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
If you like, like and subscribe. I don't want to subscribe.
I'm never gonna watch you talk about freaking apricot chese again.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Just get to the but you did it over the
over the holidays.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, well the Scott's because we had scratches on the car,
you know, the paint, and by pure coincidence, got fitter
video from this YouTuber who's like, oh, lets it put
white vinegar and coconut oil together, rub it over the
car scratches and they magically disappear. And you watch these
things like when you see them, come on, TikTok. This
(11:55):
is the buddy Chinese trying to get into us again,
make us look like idiots.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And most of the time you do it and.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There was a have you seen the floating grape one?
So you run your tap and so you get a
green grape and you can make the grape float in
mid air and you and it's like it's the water
goes in and it creates all the oxygen and the
grape and the grape just sits. The emidia is the
water streams down from your kitchen tip. And I'm like,
this is amazing. I'm going to do this. So then
(12:23):
it's been like four hours trying to get a grape
to float, and then there's a little bit more digg
again and then what you actually do is you tie
a little thread of cotton, dangle it from the track
and your bamboos a audiots like yeah, but so what
you do is you get the white vinegary coconut will
rub it over the car screeches and it worked.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Did it?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It worked?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It essentially just creates like a car wax, homemade carwaks.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You're talking like little scratches.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, like you're not if you've had a head to
nose on the on the southern, don't don't bother getting
you know, swinging by.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
A gouge with a paint come out, you know, like
a decent scratch.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Generally, the guy was like, if you run your fingernail
along the abrasion and your fingernail gets caughters, like, there's
nothing I can do for Oh okay, So it's light
light stuff. You rub a handbag along the surface of
the paint. But yeah, I got rid of it. And
it also makes your car smell very sour.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Sour paint work the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Talking about hacks that you've seen on TikTok, you've seen
a TikTok hack. I've used YouTube to help prove my
apricot tree.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, sixty content, So bloody's sexy content, doesn't it. Jeez,
we sound like a right catch. Just to white vinegar
and coconut oil to get rid of very very light
light scratches on your car.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
This is what we're doing on our holiday. While Ben
Boyce is traveling around America.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
He's trying to make his way back from the States somehow.
Hopefully we'll have him back on the show by twenty
twenty nine. But your poppy, my daughter, she showed me
what natella. So your run of the mill jar of Natella.
You open the liddle that's got the gold seal over
the top of the of the top of the jar
that you always have. Yeah, you always having to stab
or whatever it appeal it away. But if you look
(14:09):
under the lid of the teller and you fleck up
the white paper cover under the lid, there's a bloody
little knife fitting under there, which is there which cuts
around the edge of because.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It doesn't peel exactly does not peel.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
If Nataella have been keeping that quite a secret, almost
too much of a secret, like taking it under the
white hidden thing, Like, if you're.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Going to put it as a feature, you have to
let everyone know that it's a feature.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Damn right. I'm also great to if you're at a
dinner party and you're down one fork, hold on, guys,
swing to the dairy and you've also got a jar
of unopened the tailer on you. That will save the day.
So yeah, eight hundred telephone number. What has the internet
taught you? Were going to kick things off with Katie
this morning more than a Katie Hello. Great to have
(14:56):
you on the internet. We learned yesterday it's what is it,
five point three billion people use the internet, which means
two point eight billion ducks. Uh, you're one of the
five points three that do. And what did it teach you?
Speaker 9 (15:10):
So I youtuose how to unclog a blocked washing machine filter?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh now that's a big job, grotesque job.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And no it wasn't.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
It wasn't like dirty slimy hair stuff. It had been.
There were lots of fantastic takes that get left on
like brand new menship. Ye yeah, yeah, so all of
those had come off and I was housed at the time,
and it was the first it was like just after
I arrived and it was the first one of washing
(15:45):
I went to do and the machine wasn't draining, and
so I lockdown one model it was, and there was
a whole step by steps of the exact same model
how to pull it apart? How yeah, like get all
the stuff to the filter.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And so this wasn't even your washing machine.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
No that it was. I was going to be at
the house. I was going to be at the house
for two weeks. And I knew. I mean I could
have like, I could have called father and I wouldn't
bear me. But I was like, Nope, I'm gonna I'm
gonna put my hands.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
In someone else's gun.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Hero rolling her sleeves up and getting her hands dirty. Well,
if you need any unclogging to be done, Katie will
keep your number. Thank you so much, appreciate you phoning
through Patrick morning to you. Yeah, good to have you on, Petty.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Don't try and bloke up your voice when Petty comes
on you hear.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
That, pet.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Petty, good to have another bloke on. Handy bloke. To
be honest, I'm the unhandiest person in the real Petty,
but I'll put on a voice. What'd you teach yourself there,
big fella.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
A couple of things actually. The first one was headlights
on my Ford Ranger. We're all facing discolored and what
guy ailed them? And I rang up to replace them,
and new ones were over a thousand bucks, and second
d was five point fifty. So jumped on old YouTube
and had a nosy round and found a recipe white vinegar,
baking soda and toothpaste, mixed it together, scrubbed it on
(17:15):
the headlights and they took all the shit off them
on the language, took all the don't mind the.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Leguals to be petty made. I don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Off the headlights and clean them up beauty. So went
straight through for its warrant and I do that every
US you once a year.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Wow, way, that is a great NB, saving you thousands.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I did that. Tell my Mazdax five penny.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Yeah. I didn't believe it would work, but I was like, man,
I don't want to spend that sort of money on headlights.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
No fair enough, petty doing all the ranger. You're doing
all the old ex good work.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
And then another he could just quickly did was a
bit more in depth. But I'm building a V and
HQ holding, and I wanted to port the heads and
I sort of a bit nervous about it. Went online
and there's a couple of videos in the real detail
showing exactly how to do it, and so I copied it,
took them into the engine builder and showed him and
he was like, yeah, that's not bad man, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
They were going the heads.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
John.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm going to pretend I understand at least forty percent
of what Petty was saying there, but that's thank you
so much for phoning through. Patrick. Do appreciate you listening.
Have a good one.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
He got denied wine? Was this in a public sitting?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
So my mum was staying with me last week and we,
excuse me, we went to go to the market.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Don't mind, Megan, she's just slowly dying slowly.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I went to go and get a bottle of wine.
And I didn't know prior to this that my license
had expired.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
So when hold on, is this gonna be a Is
this another humble breer? Because I know you know you've
got an important date approaching soon. Is this gonna be
another humble bringer?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Say it? It's my birthday week, it's.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Your birthday week. The humble bragger habit, how you been
id again?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
So everyone always doesn't believe me that I get id
My mom was with me this time. My husband wasn't
because he's ten years younger than me, so but everyone's
always like, it's because you're the young looking guy. He
doesn't get id'd a lot of the time. So my
mom and I went to get wine and my life,
she she IDs me, and I am going to be
(19:21):
forty this week, guys. And she looks at the date
of birth and she was like, oh, okay, but then
she sees my licenses expired, so and also it expired
in January, so I have not had a life.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Bad to the bone a very useful looking bad to
the bone motorists.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
But she couldn't give me the wine.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
So what did did you get?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Ra Then I said, well, my mom's you know, like
she's quite clearly older than me. No offense, mum. But
she wouldn't let her buy it either, because then it
looked like she was buying something for like a minor,
even though my license is my age.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
So then you've got the next to you and lie,
can you buy this for me.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So it's two oldies forty and and her you know later.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But degrading and also flattering at the same time.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I was so flattering, but I also just wanted the wine.
I was like, Okay, well now I'm leaving. I have
to go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
This is this is our ram rage start made.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
It really is the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Down one being Boys because he is.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
In the USA. It's been in the USA. He's stranded,
stranded down in the USA. He thanks to the internet
outage about seven or eight days ago. Now the internet
out and.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
John loves to bring that up every time.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It does really feel like I've really used it to
my bar. I'd love to be home right now, but hey,
it's not the worst thing in the world to be here.
But I am missing you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Are you just talking to us to get out of
taking actual leave days counted as work?
Speaker 7 (20:57):
I don't know how that works. How does it work
on my annual level? I'm not sure I'm still on
the show right.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I think he's I think he's talking to us so
that he's got recorded evidence so he can claim this
back as a work expense.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Exactly one.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm not sure what what travel insurance are going to
I gotta pay for so hey, you never know. They're like,
just keep the receipts, make a claim, keep it as
low as possible.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
And shot scene.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Yeah, I'll tell you what over here though.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
The New zeal An accent. You've experienced this before, John,
The New Zealing accent very very hard for anyone to understand.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
We're all speaking, you know, predominantly English.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah what I think.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
But every time I go to say, particularly my name,
I've had some doozies in the past. I've had been
been in Dean Pete, but this time I've had pin
p I n p e in and beer. The lady
was like, is that like beer, like grizzly beer. I'm like, yeah,
whatever that'll do, and so ill. The other day I
got an inn and I was like, oh, here we
go again. I was like talking to my brother in law.
(21:52):
But they get this wrong every time picking up this
drink for in and then this guy comes over and goes, ah,
that's my coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Maybe they actually haven't been getting your name wrong this
whole time. You've just been stealing coffees all over America.
What they keep calling me Shelley so weird.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
This is some poor guy named Pin.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Or get a bit scared. You're like, do I need
to put on an American accent? Have you been doing that?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But then you worried?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
You sound like a d I.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Can see why people do that when they come overseas.
Not I can't see why people come back from the
UK with an accident after six months. But I can't
see why people do try and speak in the New Zealand.
I'm sorry in an American accent, just so people understand
what they were saying.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Okay, we'll give us your American accent. Ordering a coffee
and some hotcakes and some American pie and what else
would they be over there? And a big old juicy steak.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
No, I can't do it. I'm do it, Megan, You
do an accent.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
You've got nothing to do with Megan not stranded in
the I can understand Megan, just fine.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It's going to rock it to some sort of southern
He was like, ha ha, I'm bad.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Just order a big juicy steak and there's some hot
apple pie.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's been it's been a series of awkward moments I
do find as you travel.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Just because just because you're overseas doesn't mean you can,
doesn't mean you can just ignorem what I said. Now,
we're not going anywhere until we hear this big juicy
steak and hot American pie.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Because I see out of Southern that's the thing, and
that's always like you know, how howdy, you know it's
not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
All right, We're beg with being in the USA later on.
Keep safe over there, buddy, stay strong.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Been a little bit curious and done some silly thanks
when we're being tourists.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, a lot of drunken harkers have probably happened in
London that people regret nowadays. And lady was having a
photo with one of the King's horses and like you
see next to the one of the kings mean as.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Well, Yeah, they did warn her, so it's one they
call them beefeeders right at the top of the horse.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah. I don't know what the horses, the horses and
the beef feeder horses they still call a horse or horse.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I think it was outside the Household Cavalry Museum and
she was worn not to get too close, but she
cuddled up next to the horse.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And the horse bit back. Listen. I love the reaction
to look my mother. My mother would give the same rections.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Grabbed her really did it down on the arm and
then like did like a death roll, shake with.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Its head personal space. B Always nice to have a
horse as grumpy as its owner too. Have you been
bitten by an exotic animal?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Before?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
A monkey? You go and feed them bananas and they
look all cute and everything, but they're really aggressive.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Raby's laden monkey.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And as soon as you run out of bananas, they
like climb u up you and look for more bananas.
They're like yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Close as I've been bitten by one. But I was
run over by the same ball twice. In Spain. We
had to do something for work, fleeting visits through a
literally into Spain for a day. When did you do
like running of the bulls? No, it was bull jumping,
So the bulls, it's a sport over there. The bulls
run towards you and then you jump over the ball
as it comes underneath you. My time, my timing was
way off. Timing was way off, and the bull was
(25:24):
like got me. One got me one, not me over
and then there's like the horns and and then the
miror the mirror of the town was there as well.
We're filming. He's like, you must go again, you must
and I was like, I feel pressure a little bit, Bruce.
And then two times in a row, bull got me
a second time. Great day for the bull, bear day
for me. None from two no got a nice little
(25:45):
bib though presented to me from a mire, like tied
around like a napkin around it.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Now, I had to break up with someone yesterday and
it was tough. You never like breaking up with people.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Do you have it's not your wife? Because I don't
feel like you shouldn't be here just casually doing the.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Radio show, and I feel pretty calm and relaxed about
that exercise if it was so, No, it's not her.
It was more of a professional breakup, and probably out
of all the professional breakups you could be a part
of one of the easier ones. Just an online service.
So an online service where if you've loaded your credit
card and I've gone twelve sixteen months into this relationship
(26:24):
and gone, I'm just not using this website. It was
just like some weird writing website that I'll pay like
nine to ninety nine a month for whoa, it's a lot,
a lot at all. So it's it and I don't
use it, so it's all right, time to get out
of it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Have you tried to break up with a service, an
online service? It is like trying to get rid of
a stage five clinger, boy, But it's not just canceling.
You're done with it. Yeah, you just try and let
them down gently with the Listen, it's not me, it's you.
And they're like, have you got any feedback for us?
Oh my god, listen, just circumstances of change for me? Yeah,
(27:00):
I don't quite quite need you now. And then they're sure,
are you sure?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
What did we do wrong?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
What did we do?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Change it?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
We'll give you eight point six percent points. I don't
even know what they are off your next payment, next
month's payment.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
So they're for your discount on you just want to do?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You want to skip a couple of weeks and come
back on and George like, they weren't making it easy.
It wasn't a simple this thing's done or not. It
took about half an hour back and forth filling out
the question is until they sort of come up. They
start to come off a little bit desperate, don't they. Yeah,
we're like, guys, I've just even after I pushed the
are you sure you want to cancel button? I pushed it,
(27:36):
I was like, damn right I am, And then down
the bottom it said, oh there was another button. Sorry,
I didn't mean to cancel, so you could uncancel your
cancel if you've got the guilts.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Have you tried to break up with a gym?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yes? Similar face to face though, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
And then they make you feel bad. They're like, can
we encourage you to come back? You know, how often
are you coming? You're like, don't ask me that. That's pistol.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, never, I've never come by. Breaking up with you
nothing for.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Me so hard.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
And then they make you feel bad about not going because.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You didn't give me abs and finally toned pictorials.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, you didn't keep your part of the barget.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, I didn't let the team down.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
How often did you come?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What I love to? By the end of it, then
I got an email about half an hour later, and
then I felt really bad. It just said we're sorry.
It had to end. We're sorry it had to end.
Here's our link if you ever want to pick it up.
So there we go. Oh, I felt like a monster.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You're better off.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast Megan what you saw
someone do with some oysters.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
This was this was like a big pr event and
to be feared that. The food there was incredible. There
was a donut wall. There was multiple cakes.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
A wall of donuts. Could you can you live at
your house with that like a wallpaper you could have? Yeah,
ants would start to invade it over the summer months,
I imagine.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
But the thing was like the food was so extravagant,
no one really wanted to Like, no one's going there
and hacking into one of the cakes. They look too beautiful.
So everything's just kind of standing there.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh, that's great, just leave it and then throw it
out at the end of the night. It seems like
the correct thing.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
To do a huge amount of food. And you were
given a bag, a clear bag with like goodies in it.
So your little goodie bag was clear and plastic. You
could reuse it. That's the ketch there. But one person
decided this guy there was a huge seafood section which
is always wasted on me, and it was wasted on
even on there. You're not a fan of are you
(29:30):
thing under the sea?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It tastes a huge, huge fan of Nemo. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
The Little Mermaid fishy flavor, it's yucky.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You don't like the fishy flavor. No, that's a bit
of a collateral if you're eating anything from the ocean.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So, yeah, wasted on me totally. And there was a
huge amount of oysters there.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So this guy that is a respected piece of seafood
to the oysters. Again, I don't mind seafood, but the
oyster not for me.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, but but there was a huge amount of oysters
just sitting there. And so this guy took out everything
out of his clear clear bag and filled up in
front of all of these guests, has clear bag with oysters.
He filled it up, have no hiding.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Agriculture and fisheries were standing by. I go, hey, there's two.
There's a past your quota of the buddy.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
He felt that I don't even know how many with him,
there at least thirty well in this bag.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
And so he then you're in a race against time too. Oysters. Yeah,
you need to get them home. You need to get
them cold refrigerated. Like there's not you're not heading out
to town for the evening with the oysters, are yet?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, and like you could be forgiven if you had
a bag and you were hiding things in there, especially
if they're like wrapped goods. But everyone could see he
had a bag full of oysters that had stolen were
taken from the buffet.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Well, someone has stolen them from the ocean in the
first place, so I.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Mean it's not and they were meant to be eaten.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, good on them for not being wasted exactly, unlike
their untouched cake and their wall of crazy donuts.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Everyone's just watching him as he saunters off, proud of himself.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Chucks them over his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Couldn't have done it, Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, what have you fleeced from a party? This is
what it would love to open this this morning eight
hundred hits four for eighty seven on the text. Imagine
a lot of smuggled road cones couches. Yeah, i'd have
to tell you if we're going to continue this on,
I'll tell you a story about my friend. When we're
about nineteen twenty and someone's ashes.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
And and you saw someone kidnap some oysters from an open
buffet like a food ninja sweeping on in. But they're
only the only floor in their crime was.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
A clear plastic bag. Not ashamed, not a shamed. To
be fair, the oysters probably would have gone to waste.
There was a lot of food there, but it was
just would you be brazen enough to chuck thirty odd
oysters in your bag and walk out with them?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, one of the first rules of fleecing is don't
have what you're fleeced on display. Yeah, keep it secret.
That's just between you and the oysters.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
But shark like, how was he walking home? It still
would have had at least half an hour journey home.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Surely, well being who's not with us at the moment,
rest in peace, being boys, We don't know if we
were going to see him again. He's lost in America.
Uh he he fleeced a hand from the Warriors once.
He went to a Warriors game and there was a
hammer up the up the wars and out the hams
being boys put it in his backpack, a whole hand,
a hohold, like a big you know, Christmas sort of
(32:21):
ham there was leftover, like it was the end of
the night that had been picked out, it had been cut, carved,
and he was like, oh, there's a good seventy percent
of that ham left. Oh my god, put it and
turned his bag into a handbag and made and he
arrived home and like pulled it out like sort of
simber from the Lion King and held it up to
his family. Family hunted, I've hunted and gathered from a
(32:43):
corporate lounge. Yeah, so thet this is what we want
to know. What you fleeced from a party. I was
just saying before my friend were like she was nineteen
twenty or something went to I.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Thought you said in nineteen twenty you were.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I was referencing a yarn from nineteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I was a friend of yours.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I wasn't gonna get life. Shame life beating me down
that much.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Got a friend from nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
We were aged nineteen twenty, which ironically was in the
nineteen thirties, thank you very much. Ah. But we went
to the part and he was like, as a joke,
he took home this this big sort of vase jar
thing wasn't big. It was kind of small, to be honest.
Took it back and then we got it, got it
back to his flat, opened it and there was all
this ash in there, and he's like, oh oh. Woke
(33:34):
up the next morning, had the gelts, was like, I've
just taken you know, someone's ashes, and went back over
to the person's house, knocked on the door. She answered,
he's I'm so sorry. This was stupid thing I did.
Blah blah blahlah bah, please have it back. And she
was looking very confused and said, that's just my ash tray.
(33:58):
He's like, we're a cigarette. But she's check them out
the window into the bucket in the water. I just
ashened that. So here's what it was. It was full
at least three. Yeah, it was nearly tipping over the top.
I was like, there's a lot of dead person in
here right now. It turns out a lot of leftover
lung cancer. So there we go. Well, let's go to
the phones. We've got Sarah on what you smuggled home
from a party? There, Sarah, what was it? Buddy? I
(34:21):
took a stool because I had to walk home, so
if I got tired, I could That is smart thinking
a stool.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
How heavy was the stool though? Was it worth it?
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
It was like like me high stool like a bath door,
but small one, and I kept it in my rooms.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
About a year.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Took your very own stool sample from the party, and
I love a full thinking partier as well. You thought
this is a long trick home. I'm going to need
a seat at some point.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's very clever.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Ye did you return it?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 9 (34:53):
I don't actually know what happened to that still in
the end.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh god, I love that stool.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
You're not returning it after a year and a back boy?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Then the memories that you and that stool head. Hey,
Sarah really appreciate you listening. You don't have a wonderful Tuesday,
all right, mate, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Someone ticks in and said, I took around six bottles
of red wine and rose rose from a work.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Do that's that's a good Heck?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
That's just free?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, well I don't anything. It works free, isn't it. Yeah,
that's what you said when you took on the photocopy
of last week flash theft does.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
A serve ye the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
It is only a few sleeps until the Olympics starts Friday,
Paris time, but the opening ceremony happens in New Zealand
Saturday morning.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Really good as a viewer and probably speak for a
large procedures of the country here too. You go from
zero to one hundred of the Olympics. You don't think
about the Olympics in between Olympics. Surely the athletes do
every day as they train relentlessly to make it to
the Olympics. We don't give it a second thought. And
then we are all hard all Olympics for about four weeks.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
And you get like your favorite sport that you suddenly
become an expert in, an expert in like judging and diving.
You're like, oh no, not too.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Much slash and then you're like, I don't ever watch
roller skating arch Tree for another four years. But they're
all becoming an experience Nextyllipus, but looking forward to that,
it's always good viewing and Lebron James holding the flag
for the US team. Who's holding our flag? Do we know?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Has it been announced? I don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's usually announced at a ceremony at the village. I
think is dear God, I hope it hasn't been announced her,
so we can look very unprofessional at our jobs right now.
Though she's professional and she's riddled worth a lot of stuff,
but mainly riddled riddled with charisma. That's it, Producer Taylor,
welcome mate.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You look exhausted, I am.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
It's only day two back, so Tuesdays are the hardest.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I really, yeah, mundays a fly mondays. You're like, yeah, right,
all right, you know, and you've still got your energy
from the weekend. Try.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I felt like a we came into Monday looking like
Harry Styles. We're going to leave on Friday looking like Biden.
It turns so quickly's already there. I feel you're sitting
on a trumpet. About the moment you'll be by awesome
thanks to de Mam. We've got a huge price pack
up for grabs hundred dollars price peck thanks to Deal.
(37:06):
If you can solve the reddle now, traditionally the format is, Taylor,
you give us one and it's a great weekly reminder
that we are still not fully developed as functioning adults
and we can get it, and then you throw one
out to the audience.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
So I'll give you guys the easy one as per used.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Beans usually the one that's best at these very good.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
He's got other stuff on his mind at the moment.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
All right, ask this question all day long, but always
get completely different answers, and yet all the answers are correct.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
What is the question?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (37:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
What's the time?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I've never got one one out of the gate and
it just came to you.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Wow, job, well done, mate.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Maybe there's the thing you don't think too hard. Just
bang the steroids.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
She is on steroids.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
She jacked on steroids like a Russian gymnast, a seven
year old Russian gymnast. Because of it. That was really good. Okay,
so what's the one for the fine listener? If you
know the answer to this.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I probably I won't give about the answer.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
She's on steroids. We'll drug test it. I'll get a
year on the show.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
Pronounced as one letter and written with three two letters
there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends
and the same either way.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
She loses me when they go too long. I know, yeah, whatever, yeah,
go again. A bit slower.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Pronounced is one letter and written with three two letters
there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends
and the same either way.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
What am I?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
The phones are going to be honest?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I glazed over.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
She's just so happy with her first one. She's like,
it doesn't matter. Already looked like a legend this morning.
Josh you're on and Gisbon, How are you today, buddy, Joshua,
I've lost josh he got gunshine. Hello, welcome to the Riddler?
What is your name? My friend? You've heard the riddle?
(39:22):
One hundred dollars still mar price pack up for grabs?
What is the answer correct?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
What was it? I? How was I read? E?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Y E?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
I didn't say read. I didn't say it was the
color red, black and black, blue and gray?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
What how was I and gray?
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Well?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I don't know, only I just read it.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
The heads that Jonaan Ben.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Podcast Biden pulled out of the presidential race. There's been
lots of celebrities coming out to support Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, she is the current Voltell was the current vice
president of the US and now wheeled out, says Biden.
Wheeled off in a wheelchair. The poor fellow. I heard
his brother say, I'm just happy to have him back.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
That's a full time job. Like, yeah, I know he
wasn't kind of all there, but he's still busy.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Surely the family were guys pull him out. Surely behind
the scenes. So yeah, Karmala's running was there? Did you
start some rumor about Michelle Obama becoming the vice.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I didn't start there, but I would love that that
was our boss. He said that they would love her
to be her deputy.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Was our boss may spiculation.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
There's rumors that it could be ax astronaut from NASA.
He's running in one state, right, they could get him
on board.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
He's seen some stuff, he's been to space, he's seen
it all. So yeah, see how it goes. Now, it's
probably made the election a little bit tougher for Donald Trump,
i'd imagine with Kamala in the end.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's quite a swing the other way.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I'll tell you what, Ai, it's something that's consumed my life,
really been. I am obsessed. Yeah, I've I see the
great in it now do Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Okay, you've turned very scared of it.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
You do worry, worry about it taking over a lot
of workforce, a lot of the workforce. And why wouldn't
a business go, oh damn, I can pay for a
machine to do this job for a quarter of the
price of human more productive, no sick days, exactly, God,
just all around, better, just all around. Why wouldn't you?
But then I guess you can use it to your
(41:28):
advantage because everything it knows, we've taught it, and we
can teach it and control it.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And at this point we can yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
At this point, you're right. Don't start making me worried
about it.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
You know, just you tuned a corner. Okay, cool positives,
peace for it.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
But I got lost on the internet yesterday, and there's
a lot that needs to improve on. You said you
saw a ballerina with three leagues or something.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
They were like, this is.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Ai doing ballet, and it was fine until she did
like a big split, and then.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
A third league appears in the middle.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
It was almost like I was like, it's too big
a gap. There needs another one.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Maybe she was birthing her twin, who knows, But you know,
when you see a cow come out of somewhere, so
it's not I mean, there's definitely it's got some improvements.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Do you know the worry though it is yesterday. I
saw an image of Zindaya getting engaged but with Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
What's his name, Toland, Yeah, the actor.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
He was proposing on stage in front of heaps of people.
Everyone was like congratulations. I was like, look at the audience.
Their faces are warped. None of those humans look real.
But people just believed that it happens.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
So someone created this time. I took time out of
their day to have a time.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Holand's not going to propose to Zendaya in front of
a crowd.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
We want him to do that is verbada, It'll be
a dream. I tell you what I've wanted is Frank Sinatra,
respected krooner to cover EM and M and a dream.
Come have a listen to this. If you've ever wanted
some classic Sinatra singing some lyrics from an offensive rap artist,
will take a listen to this.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
It's incredible arms arms have you this varmit on a
sweater ready if Mom Spaghetti is nervous, but I'm a
service you.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
It's calm and ready to drop bombs. He keeps on
forgetting what he wrote down.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
The whole crowd goes.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
So sounds better as a loungey swing song.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Everybody's joking foks from the Time's Up.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
The Sinatra to how do they feel about this?
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Choked?
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Kind of feel like you need you're expecting a bit
of a pay day, wouldn't you know?
Speaker 7 (43:30):
It is good?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
So yeah, it's a bit of bobla in there.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
What a world were we live in when you can
manufacture that in a three legged bellery hand. Zendaya and
Tom Holland getting engaged on sale.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
I didn't even know about it.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Wow, it's a miracle.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
We are down one Being Boys is trying to get
back from America after that software updates grewed a bunch
of flights, seems if you're taking all week. But he
joins us on the phone.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Being Boys in the USA, what is what is wooing
in the background there in Florida?
Speaker 7 (44:07):
There, Ben? What's what? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
What what is going?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
In the background? Sounds like you're you're really struggling over
there in the middle of a party or something at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh, look, I mean like the hotel is very nineteen
fifties themes that we're at.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
It's either that it's been around since the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
I haven't quite worked out.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
It's got like a diner and a bowling alley and
it's yeah, it's actually quite cool. But yeah, is this
just say, have they just kept the take off from
the fifties?
Speaker 9 (44:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:39):
Or this the theme I've gone for? I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I like that. If you ride something out long enough,
eventually it becomes a theme.
Speaker 9 (44:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Well, they've got music playing over the loudspeakers and it's
a very short rotate of the same set of songs
from the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
But anyway, we're enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Sorry'd you say you are?
Speaker 7 (44:55):
We're well, oh, here we go.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
We're in the USA, Yes, stranded in the USA thanks
to the global financial crisis or something the stock market.
What happens?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Software updated?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, like someone didn't shut down the computer or something. Yeah,
says we know Maddy McLain, who we work with.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
I share a computer in the afternoons and I don't
log out.
Speaker 7 (45:20):
So maybe it's something I did at my end. I'm
not sure.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, so thanks on an internet outagy. He's not been
able to get back until not gonna be back on
here till Thursday. But a big day of traveling.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
He had been, Yes, we're heading tomorrow at our time.
All going well, getting out of Orlando, going to Atlanta.
We'll see the airport for about four and a half hours,
and then we we'll go from Atlanta to Los Angeles
and then see the airport there for about five and
a half hours.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Nine.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
All going well, get on a flight back to Aucklands,
and we'll be with you guys in the studio. Well,
all going well. I mean, who knows, I might get
to the end of the Wednesday show. But at the
rate things are going not great.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
All going well? I love it keeps us saying all
going well.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
At the moment.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm definitely not banking on anything happening.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
But you know, I thought I had a few dramas.
But then Joe Biden, you know, his news pulling out
that's really overshadowed my news at the moment. Stuck to
you and say, well, can I can I tell you
like before, because you know, you were like Joe Biden's
pulled out, can you go around and talk to some people?
And I'm like, yeah, I can do that. So I
went around, went up to people. I'm from a radio station,
(46:25):
in New Zealand, Can I talk about President pulling out
all that sort of stuff. People were on vacation, half
of them tourists, the rest of them from America.
Speaker 7 (46:33):
They don't want to talk about past. One lady, one.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Lady in particular, she was like, I'm on my vacation
with my family. I prefer not to and she walked off,
and I was like, oh man, I feel.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Really bad, and I'll just arrest this. Arrest this poor.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Lady, you know, And I said to my life, I
said to a man, I was like, I feel bad.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I had to do this work.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
I feel really bad.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
And Mander said, oh, Lock, the good news is you'll.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
Never see her again.
Speaker 6 (46:55):
Twenty minutes later, I sat, I sat down at the pool.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Twenty minutes later, who should sit there?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
To me, She's like, hello, hello, my political my political friend.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
How are we going? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Was she going to be that she decided to sit
down by you? I would have hearded you like the play.
Speaker 6 (47:11):
Well, there was no other seats, and then I had
to explain that we're.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
Not a political show.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
We don't really talk about politics would be a fun thing.
Speaker 7 (47:19):
And the guys, guys in New Zealand made me do it,
and she was like, oh, I gotta get it.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
But she's like, we just want to break for politics.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Comment.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
Yeah, still no comment, but anyways, it's still not comment.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
To try to try, but I didn't get your the
hot fire political content that you wanted.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
It really sums up in her job, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
You people. I even got my wife Amanda. I was like, oh,
maybe it's been a coming from a female. I was like,
can you go up and ask.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Some people.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
You do it? You do my job for me.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
And she was like, yeah, I'm getting the same response.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
It was nice.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I appreciate the commitment.
This Gentleman Being podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh The
Experts and Tastes that Kiwis.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Love makes his way back from America after the what
was it?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
The IT updates? Had no idea what the nuts and
bolts so that were used today. But Matty our boss,
came and he kind of explained it all. It seemed
like there was an anti virus software ironically that some companies,
huge companies had signed up for had typed in some
wrong code and hence the world falling to pieces their computers.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Instead of updating, they blocked it. Were like, oh, this
doesn't look right, and so everything shut down. It did
the opposite of what it was supposed to.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Does you really have to feel for that poor IT
expert someone someone as.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
A veteran, Yeah, so that they have years of experience
to like look back on rather than a newb Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And years of money to retire on, because they're probably
not the the poor people. But you just worry, Like
there's a lot of talk we're speaking on the way
over this morning about you know, the next war will
be all cyber be a cyber attack, and it's something
happens to the internet and we crumble now.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, crazy kind of felt like that's what it was
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Incredibly reliant on us. Tell you what you don't need
the Internet for, though, breathing and Megan Purpose yesterday struggling,
gasping her way through the show like a eighty nine
year old lung cancer victim. You were really struggling, I felt, sorphie.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh thanks. You might have heard me hack up when
you turned on the microphone at one point, and I was.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Pretty yeah, because you're an asthma kid, I am, are you? Yeah,
not as not as asthmay as you, but I do
ventdlin in it every now and then flicks the tide.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I've got a new little blue one.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Was serotized something are tired, something pumping chemicals into you?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Were you that kid? Like at cross country? Did you
ever use asthma to get out of it? Like athletics
at school? I was always like, oh no, and I'd
be like half it on the ventilan a treat. Yeah,
but I didn't have vestma. I was just like, oh,
I'm really struggling to breathe. And then I get home
and mom, but my mom would know, She's like, this
(02:07):
isn't esthma.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, now the universe is paying you back for it
because you are struggling with it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And yesterday. Usually I'm pretty good with knowing if I
need to go to the doctor. I went yesterday and.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I got told off.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
They were like, you should have come a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I need not even in a medical expert, like
just looking at you and hearing you. I was like,
you're definitely three weeks beyond going to the doctor that
you should have seen about a month ago.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
When you're a parent and stuff, you're like, you know
when your kids are like, you worry about them first
and you don't spend so much time on yourself. But
I went there and I ended up getting a neibuliza
for those esthma kids. Know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
About, does they? They pump your full of steroids like
a Russian gymnast got.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Steroids, great intibiotics, so you name it. But it made
me stay there for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You've seen a great photo of you with a mask on,
very dark vaidery.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
God, it is such I got to lie down for
like an hour sleeping. Yeah, I had we none eyes.
I was great, and they came and checked on me.
I was like, you know what, I can now breathe like.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
An oxygen tank in the corner of the studio's like one.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Of those little leimbualizer machines.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We are down one Ben Boyce, who is still traveling
back from America. Is he making it? Is he on
a flight? Is he the new Democratic candidate for the election?
We catch up with Ben.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
In the USA.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
In the US.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know what, Ben is stranded over in the USA, Orlando, Florida,
and I there's a part of me that doesn't want
him to come back, just so we can just keep playing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Bruce Springsteen is getting some rights for this one.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Clocking it up, the little snippets of money dripping into
the boss's bank account.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
This week, I'm still stuck in the USA, heading away
very shortly actually, so hopefully I'll make my way back
to New Zealand. But it's it's always feels weird every
day you've come across the New Zealand Before John, we're
visiting family over here, we've been stuck here, and.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Just the little things really through you off.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know, whether it's getting into the wrong side of
the car where people are driving and that what it
feels like it should be the wrong seat, wrong side
of the road. The toilets, how they have that sort
of a lot more water they do.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
You guys have been water in the bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like swimming pools they are.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean you can actually put your whole head
and give it a wash taken out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I feel like when you drop something off though, there's
a lot of splash bash.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, it's very hard to have a peek quietly in
the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've discovered, you know, it's sit down operation, isn't it so?
But then it kind of sits in the water.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, floats around.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I put it on Instagram and then someone was like, oh, yeah,
because when you sit down though, doesn't you you know,
your your peepee sort of go for a bit of
a swimmer well differens toeing.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Cold.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I just want to know why does the toilet water
level run so high in America? There must be I'm
picking for odor purposes.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yes, I think that's right. I think you're right in
saying that. That's what I was trying to talk to
someone the other night. What I love about Americans actually
that they're confident even if they don't know something. They'll
just tell you with confidence. You know, many times of
us have asked for directions over here and we're like
at this place the end, they're like, oh, yeah, sure,
it's just up here.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Girl left, go right, and you're like, great, you get there.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Like that guy was totally lying, but he said it
with confidence. I know what you're talking about. Tell you
what's something I really struggle with.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
And they have them heaps in New York as the
revolving doors. Now we loarn actually the revolving doors are
quite good for you know, keeping the weather, you know,
keeping the weather outs basically, so you don't have doors
like letting in drafts. But they spin around so fast.
It's kind of like reminding me of school when you
like had double dutch and you're trying to like.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's what I found here.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I go.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You do that with your hands to try and get
in the revolving door at the right moment, and they
go fast to you have to kind of jog round.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I know, I had a moment. My daughter's you know,
they're once twelve and fourteen.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They love to go to like a Sephora or a Micket,
but the Sephort store. So I went in there grandom,
this is a timescreen New York. I'm like, guys, we
need to go, we need to go, We need to
get out of the store, not fin any money. And
then there was a revolving door right on the outset.
I'm like, we need to go fast because it's going.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Fast, and I ran.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
I didn't realize it was glass outside.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Of the revolving door, not just inside. Heat flew straight
into the glass.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, I had a glass door.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The door around the side, I know, I didn't see
it at all, made a huge noise.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I was not almost knocked myself out. And then that
my daughters are like, were you But.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Both of them are like, were you filming that for
social media?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Did? And I was like, no, I didn't do this
on purpose at all, So.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Please tell me the security footage was because we need
to get we need to get hold of that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I've really struggled with that over here. So I'm looking
forward to coming home.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Hopefully I'll be.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Back with yeah, well tomorrow the next day, and then
I can eat the doors the way they're meant to
be into it, straight through in and out.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Being in the USA, who knows when he'll be back.
He keeps adding all going well. At the end of sentences,
there's a job going here.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The guys, you know, Biden step down, so hey, you know,
put on my resumes.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Here I go the hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Raunchy Chat This morning after a Kiwi mum was left
a little bit shocked and she wasn't happy that she
saw a display in the chemists warehouse.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You cover a bloody wide spectrum of products, don't they.
The Chemists warehouse. You go in there and you are bamboozled,
aren't you.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I like to leave space for time to wander because
you can find some things.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You got everything from vitamins to protein powder to prodding
implements as well like.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Kids things, bottles, snappy like everything.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
As you just drop the chemists from the title and
just call it warehouse. Yeah, just because it's pourium of everything.
It's good now, Producer Taylor, you said, mother local mothers
not happy one of the products on display. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
So I was at the Sylvia Park Chemist's Warehouse and
her and her daughter were just scrolling through the aisles
as you do, towards the makeup skin care isle, and
the daughter pointed out some products that the mom didn't
really know what they were. And the daughter started laughing,
and the mom's gone, oh, what's that? Why are you
laughing at the Korean face massage? Yeah, massages, And she goes, oh, mom,
(08:29):
that's not a massage, it's an adult Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So at what point did she did it say on
the pet Korean face massage or how did she land
on tony assumption?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
But if you do look at them, they kind of
do look like what's out? They're on TikTok at the moment,
you know, he can scrub your face.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I've never seen a Korean face.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Have you seen the other thing, the one talking about
in particular that she pointed out. I believe it's called
a French tickler, So it could have been.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Does that look like face? Well, I mean the versatila.
It could also be used as a measuring stick, can
use a device to push down pills if you can't
swallow pills.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, right, carry on? What else? What else?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Some dishes.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like a rubber tweezersers yeah, two prongs, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, like a like a rubber implemented. You know how
you whack your knee with the doctor to reflex the
medical reasons that you could use.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Those potentially apply your makeup with it.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I guess yep, yeah it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Was yeah ear scratcher. Oh yeah, okay, it was near
the lip balms. So she's very upset because she said
not only was her daughter there, but her daughter's friend.
She had to do some explaining.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah right, you can just but you can get them
any everywhere now, okay, yeah, get into the bloody petrol
station those things.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, and even online now everyone's online.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Also, her daughter was sixteen, so like you know, she
wasn't she wasn't crazy young. Maybe you and your daughter
need to have.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Actually, that's like the least your daughter's doing at sixty
years old. Consider yourself lucky because.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
If she knows what a career face message is a sixteen,
it's the least of your problems. Yeah, you're right, Well,
there we go. It's been great ad for the Chimi's
warehouse as well. To know those are on sale. Well
they got nine ninety. They'll be the cheapest ones out
there too. You can guarantee that, Clara.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, it's yeah, it looks entertaining, shall we say, it
looks it's.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Good quality stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Have France inside of you when you're not even you
don't even have to travel there, like being in France
or even France in you.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
The heads that johna wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, I just want to get onto the greatest thing
that the Inteneger's taught you, or YouTube in general. YouTuber
versity really isn't it. I imagine a lot of education
centers have lost out thanks to YouTube.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You can YouTube how to do anything open art sudery.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You can give yourself an open art surgery on YouTube.
That is not an exaggeration. I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You'd be trusting someone to do that, but yep, sure
probably is.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What did you talk? You taught yourself how to This
is very Megan Peppers.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I needed to prune my Aprico tune.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And a bloody apricotch like.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't know what I'm doing, but they're so long.
You watch the video and they waffle on about the
tree and you're like, just tell me which.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Branches to cut, and you're generally you're in a rush
when you get if you're resorting to YouTube, you're in
a bit.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Of a rush to window have time to prune the tree.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
If you like, like and subscribe. I don't want to subscribe.
I'm never gonna watch you talk about freaking apricot chese again.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Just get to the but you did it over the
over the holidays.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, well the Scott's because we had scratches on the car,
you know, the paint, and by pure coincidence, got fitter
video from this YouTuber who's like, oh, lets it put
white vinegar and coconut oil together, rub it over the
car scratches and they magically disappear. And you watch these
things like when you see them, come on, TikTok. This
(11:55):
is the buddy Chinese trying to get into us again,
make us look like idiots.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And most of the time you do it and.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There was a have you seen the floating grape one?
So you run your tap and so you get a
green grape and you can make the grape float in
mid air and you and it's like it's the water
goes in and it creates all the oxygen and the
grape and the grape just sits. The emidia is the
water streams down from your kitchen tip. And I'm like,
this is amazing. I'm going to do this. So then
(12:23):
it's been like four hours trying to get a grape
to float, and then there's a little bit more digg
again and then what you actually do is you tie
a little thread of cotton, dangle it from the track
and your bamboos a audiots like yeah, but so what
you do is you get the white vinegary coconut will
rub it over the car screeches and it worked.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Did it?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It worked?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It essentially just creates like a car wax, homemade carwaks.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You're talking like little scratches.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, like you're not if you've had a head to
nose on the on the southern, don't don't bother getting
you know, swinging by.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
A gouge with a paint come out, you know, like
a decent scratch.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Generally, the guy was like, if you run your fingernail
along the abrasion and your fingernail gets caughters, like, there's
nothing I can do for Oh okay, So it's light
light stuff. You rub a handbag along the surface of
the paint. But yeah, I got rid of it. And
it also makes your car smell very sour.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Sour paint work the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Talking about hacks that you've seen on TikTok, you've seen
a TikTok hack. I've used YouTube to help prove my
apricot tree.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, sixty content, So bloody's sexy content, doesn't it. Jeez,
we sound like a right catch. Just to white vinegar
and coconut oil to get rid of very very light
light scratches on your car.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
This is what we're doing on our holiday. While Ben
Boyce is traveling around America.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
He's trying to make his way back from the States somehow.
Hopefully we'll have him back on the show by twenty
twenty nine. But your poppy, my daughter, she showed me
what natella. So your run of the mill jar of Natella.
You open the liddle that's got the gold seal over
the top of the of the top of the jar
that you always have. Yeah, you always having to stab
or whatever it appeal it away. But if you look
(14:09):
under the lid of the teller and you fleck up
the white paper cover under the lid, there's a bloody
little knife fitting under there, which is there which cuts
around the edge of because.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It doesn't peel exactly does not peel.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
If Nataella have been keeping that quite a secret, almost
too much of a secret, like taking it under the
white hidden thing, Like, if you're.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Going to put it as a feature, you have to
let everyone know that it's a feature.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Damn right. I'm also great to if you're at a
dinner party and you're down one fork, hold on, guys,
swing to the dairy and you've also got a jar
of unopened the tailer on you. That will save the day.
So yeah, eight hundred telephone number. What has the internet
taught you? Were going to kick things off with Katie
this morning more than a Katie Hello. Great to have
(14:56):
you on the internet. We learned yesterday it's what is it,
five point three billion people use the internet, which means
two point eight billion ducks. Uh, you're one of the
five points three that do. And what did it teach you?
Speaker 9 (15:10):
So I youtuose how to unclog a blocked washing machine filter?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh now that's a big job, grotesque job.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And no it wasn't.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
It wasn't like dirty slimy hair stuff. It had been.
There were lots of fantastic takes that get left on
like brand new menship. Ye yeah, yeah, so all of
those had come off and I was housed at the time,
and it was the first it was like just after
I arrived and it was the first one of washing
(15:45):
I went to do and the machine wasn't draining, and
so I lockdown one model it was, and there was
a whole step by steps of the exact same model
how to pull it apart? How yeah, like get all
the stuff to the filter.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And so this wasn't even your washing machine.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
No that it was. I was going to be at
the house. I was going to be at the house
for two weeks. And I knew. I mean I could
have like, I could have called father and I wouldn't
bear me. But I was like, Nope, I'm gonna I'm
gonna put my hands.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
In someone else's gun.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Hero rolling her sleeves up and getting her hands dirty. Well,
if you need any unclogging to be done, Katie will
keep your number. Thank you so much, appreciate you phoning
through Patrick morning to you. Yeah, good to have you on, Petty.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Don't try and bloke up your voice when Petty comes
on you hear.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
That, pet.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Petty, good to have another bloke on. Handy bloke. To
be honest, I'm the unhandiest person in the real Petty,
but I'll put on a voice. What'd you teach yourself there,
big fella.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
A couple of things actually. The first one was headlights
on my Ford Ranger. We're all facing discolored and what
guy ailed them? And I rang up to replace them,
and new ones were over a thousand bucks, and second
d was five point fifty. So jumped on old YouTube
and had a nosy round and found a recipe white vinegar,
baking soda and toothpaste, mixed it together, scrubbed it on
(17:15):
the headlights and they took all the shit off them
on the language, took all the don't mind the.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Leguals to be petty made. I don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Off the headlights and clean them up beauty. So went
straight through for its warrant and I do that every
US you once a year.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Wow, way, that is a great NB, saving you thousands.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I did that. Tell my Mazdax five penny.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Yeah. I didn't believe it would work, but I was like, man,
I don't want to spend that sort of money on headlights.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
No fair enough, petty doing all the ranger. You're doing
all the old ex good work.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
And then another he could just quickly did was a
bit more in depth. But I'm building a V and
HQ holding, and I wanted to port the heads and
I sort of a bit nervous about it. Went online
and there's a couple of videos in the real detail
showing exactly how to do it, and so I copied it,
took them into the engine builder and showed him and
he was like, yeah, that's not bad man, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
They were going the heads.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
John.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm going to pretend I understand at least forty percent
of what Petty was saying there, but that's thank you
so much for phoning through. Patrick. Do appreciate you listening.
Have a good one.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
He got denied wine? Was this in a public sitting?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
So my mum was staying with me last week and we,
excuse me, we went to go to the market.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Don't mind, Megan, she's just slowly dying slowly.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I went to go and get a bottle of wine.
And I didn't know prior to this that my license
had expired.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
So when hold on, is this gonna be a Is
this another humble breer? Because I know you know you've
got an important date approaching soon. Is this gonna be
another humble bringer?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Say it? It's my birthday week, it's.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Your birthday week. The humble bragger habit, how you been
id again?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
So everyone always doesn't believe me that I get id
My mom was with me this time. My husband wasn't
because he's ten years younger than me, so but everyone's
always like, it's because you're the young looking guy. He
doesn't get id'd a lot of the time. So my
mom and I went to get wine and my life,
she she IDs me, and I am going to be
(19:21):
forty this week, guys. And she looks at the date
of birth and she was like, oh, okay, but then
she sees my licenses expired, so and also it expired
in January, so I have not had a life.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Bad to the bone a very useful looking bad to
the bone motorists.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
But she couldn't give me the wine.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
So what did did you get?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Ra Then I said, well, my mom's you know, like
she's quite clearly older than me. No offense, mum. But
she wouldn't let her buy it either, because then it
looked like she was buying something for like a minor,
even though my license is my age.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
So then you've got the next to you and lie,
can you buy this for me.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So it's two oldies forty and and her you know later.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But degrading and also flattering at the same time.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I was so flattering, but I also just wanted the wine.
I was like, Okay, well now I'm leaving. I have
to go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
This is this is our ram rage start made.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
It really is the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Down one being Boys because he is.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
In the USA. It's been in the USA. He's stranded,
stranded down in the USA. He thanks to the internet
outage about seven or eight days ago. Now the internet
out and.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
John loves to bring that up every time.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It does really feel like I've really used it to
my bar. I'd love to be home right now, but hey,
it's not the worst thing in the world to be here.
But I am missing you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Are you just talking to us to get out of
taking actual leave days counted as work?
Speaker 7 (20:57):
I don't know how that works. How does it work
on my annual level? I'm not sure I'm still on
the show right.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I think he's I think he's talking to us so
that he's got recorded evidence so he can claim this
back as a work expense.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Exactly one.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm not sure what what travel insurance are going to
I gotta pay for so hey, you never know. They're like,
just keep the receipts, make a claim, keep it as
low as possible.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
And shot scene.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Yeah, I'll tell you what over here though.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
The New zeal An accent. You've experienced this before, John,
The New Zealing accent very very hard for anyone to understand.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
We're all speaking, you know, predominantly English.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah what I think.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
But every time I go to say, particularly my name,
I've had some doozies in the past. I've had been
been in Dean Pete, but this time I've had pin
p I n p e in and beer. The lady
was like, is that like beer, like grizzly beer. I'm like, yeah,
whatever that'll do, and so ill. The other day I
got an inn and I was like, oh, here we
go again. I was like talking to my brother in law.
(21:52):
But they get this wrong every time picking up this
drink for in and then this guy comes over and goes, ah,
that's my coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Maybe they actually haven't been getting your name wrong this
whole time. You've just been stealing coffees all over America.
What they keep calling me Shelley so weird.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
This is some poor guy named Pin.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Or get a bit scared. You're like, do I need
to put on an American accent? Have you been doing that?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But then you worried?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
You sound like a d I.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Can see why people do that when they come overseas.
Not I can't see why people come back from the
UK with an accident after six months. But I can't
see why people do try and speak in the New Zealand.
I'm sorry in an American accent, just so people understand
what they were saying.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Okay, we'll give us your American accent. Ordering a coffee
and some hotcakes and some American pie and what else
would they be over there? And a big old juicy steak.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
No, I can't do it. I'm do it, Megan, You
do an accent.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
You've got nothing to do with Megan not stranded in
the I can understand Megan, just fine.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It's going to rock it to some sort of southern
He was like, ha ha, I'm bad.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Just order a big juicy steak and there's some hot
apple pie.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's been it's been a series of awkward moments I
do find as you travel.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Just because just because you're overseas doesn't mean you can,
doesn't mean you can just ignorem what I said. Now,
we're not going anywhere until we hear this big juicy
steak and hot American pie.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Because I see out of Southern that's the thing, and
that's always like you know, how howdy, you know it's
not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
All right, We're beg with being in the USA later on.
Keep safe over there, buddy, stay strong.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Been a little bit curious and done some silly thanks
when we're being tourists.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, a lot of drunken harkers have probably happened in
London that people regret nowadays. And lady was having a
photo with one of the King's horses and like you
see next to the one of the kings mean as.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Well, Yeah, they did warn her, so it's one they
call them beefeeders right at the top of the horse.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah. I don't know what the horses, the horses and
the beef feeder horses they still call a horse or horse.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I think it was outside the Household Cavalry Museum and
she was worn not to get too close, but she
cuddled up next to the horse.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And the horse bit back. Listen. I love the reaction
to look my mother. My mother would give the same rections.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Grabbed her really did it down on the arm and
then like did like a death roll, shake with.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Its head personal space. B Always nice to have a
horse as grumpy as its owner too. Have you been
bitten by an exotic animal?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Before?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
A monkey? You go and feed them bananas and they
look all cute and everything, but they're really aggressive.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Raby's laden monkey.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And as soon as you run out of bananas, they
like climb u up you and look for more bananas.
They're like yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Close as I've been bitten by one. But I was
run over by the same ball twice. In Spain. We
had to do something for work, fleeting visits through a
literally into Spain for a day. When did you do
like running of the bulls? No, it was bull jumping,
So the bulls, it's a sport over there. The bulls
run towards you and then you jump over the ball
as it comes underneath you. My time, my timing was
way off. Timing was way off, and the bull was
(25:24):
like got me. One got me one, not me over
and then there's like the horns and and then the
miror the mirror of the town was there as well.
We're filming. He's like, you must go again, you must
and I was like, I feel pressure a little bit, Bruce.
And then two times in a row, bull got me
a second time. Great day for the bull, bear day
for me. None from two no got a nice little
(25:45):
bib though presented to me from a mire, like tied
around like a napkin around it.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Now, I had to break up with someone yesterday and
it was tough. You never like breaking up with people.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Do you have it's not your wife? Because I don't
feel like you shouldn't be here just casually doing the.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Radio show, and I feel pretty calm and relaxed about
that exercise if it was so, No, it's not her.
It was more of a professional breakup, and probably out
of all the professional breakups you could be a part
of one of the easier ones. Just an online service.
So an online service where if you've loaded your credit
card and I've gone twelve sixteen months into this relationship
(26:24):
and gone, I'm just not using this website. It was
just like some weird writing website that I'll pay like
nine to ninety nine a month for whoa, it's a lot,
a lot at all. So it's it and I don't
use it, so it's all right, time to get out
of it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Have you tried to break up with a service, an
online service? It is like trying to get rid of
a stage five clinger, boy, But it's not just canceling.
You're done with it. Yeah, you just try and let
them down gently with the Listen, it's not me, it's you.
And they're like, have you got any feedback for us?
Oh my god, listen, just circumstances of change for me? Yeah,
(27:00):
I don't quite quite need you now. And then they're sure,
are you sure?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
What did we do wrong?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
What did we do?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Change it?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
We'll give you eight point six percent points. I don't
even know what they are off your next payment, next
month's payment.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
So they're for your discount on you just want to do?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You want to skip a couple of weeks and come
back on and George like, they weren't making it easy.
It wasn't a simple this thing's done or not. It
took about half an hour back and forth filling out
the question is until they sort of come up. They
start to come off a little bit desperate, don't they. Yeah,
we're like, guys, I've just even after I pushed the
are you sure you want to cancel button? I pushed it,
(27:36):
I was like, damn right I am, And then down
the bottom it said, oh there was another button. Sorry,
I didn't mean to cancel, so you could uncancel your
cancel if you've got the guilts.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Have you tried to break up with a gym?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yes? Similar face to face though, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
And then they make you feel bad. They're like, can
we encourage you to come back? You know, how often
are you coming? You're like, don't ask me that. That's pistol.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, never, I've never come by. Breaking up with you
nothing for.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Me so hard.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
And then they make you feel bad about not going because.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You didn't give me abs and finally toned pictorials.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, you didn't keep your part of the barget.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, I didn't let the team down.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
How often did you come?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What I love to? By the end of it, then
I got an email about half an hour later, and
then I felt really bad. It just said we're sorry.
It had to end. We're sorry it had to end.
Here's our link if you ever want to pick it up.
So there we go. Oh, I felt like a monster.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You're better off.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast Megan what you saw
someone do with some oysters.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
This was this was like a big pr event and
to be feared that. The food there was incredible. There
was a donut wall. There was multiple cakes.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
A wall of donuts. Could you can you live at
your house with that like a wallpaper you could have? Yeah,
ants would start to invade it over the summer months,
I imagine.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
But the thing was like the food was so extravagant,
no one really wanted to Like, no one's going there
and hacking into one of the cakes. They look too beautiful.
So everything's just kind of standing there.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh, that's great, just leave it and then throw it
out at the end of the night. It seems like
the correct thing.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
To do a huge amount of food. And you were
given a bag, a clear bag with like goodies in it.
So your little goodie bag was clear and plastic. You
could reuse it. That's the ketch there. But one person
decided this guy there was a huge seafood section which
is always wasted on me, and it was wasted on
even on there. You're not a fan of are you
(29:30):
thing under the sea?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It tastes a huge, huge fan of Nemo. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
The Little Mermaid fishy flavor, it's yucky.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You don't like the fishy flavor. No, that's a bit
of a collateral if you're eating anything from the ocean.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So, yeah, wasted on me totally. And there was a
huge amount of oysters there.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So this guy that is a respected piece of seafood
to the oysters. Again, I don't mind seafood, but the
oyster not for me.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, but but there was a huge amount of oysters
just sitting there. And so this guy took out everything
out of his clear clear bag and filled up in
front of all of these guests, has clear bag with oysters.
He filled it up, have no hiding.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Agriculture and fisheries were standing by. I go, hey, there's two.
There's a past your quota of the buddy.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
He felt that I don't even know how many with him,
there at least thirty well in this bag.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
And so he then you're in a race against time too. Oysters. Yeah,
you need to get them home. You need to get
them cold refrigerated. Like there's not you're not heading out
to town for the evening with the oysters, are yet?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, and like you could be forgiven if you had
a bag and you were hiding things in there, especially
if they're like wrapped goods. But everyone could see he
had a bag full of oysters that had stolen were
taken from the buffet.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Well, someone has stolen them from the ocean in the
first place, so I.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Mean it's not and they were meant to be eaten.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, good on them for not being wasted exactly, unlike
their untouched cake and their wall of crazy donuts.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Everyone's just watching him as he saunters off, proud of himself.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Chucks them over his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Couldn't have done it, Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, what have you fleeced from a party? This is
what it would love to open this this morning eight
hundred hits four for eighty seven on the text. Imagine
a lot of smuggled road cones couches. Yeah, i'd have
to tell you if we're going to continue this on,
I'll tell you a story about my friend. When we're
about nineteen twenty and someone's ashes.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
And and you saw someone kidnap some oysters from an open
buffet like a food ninja sweeping on in. But they're
only the only floor in their crime was.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
A clear plastic bag. Not ashamed, not a shamed. To
be fair, the oysters probably would have gone to waste.
There was a lot of food there, but it was
just would you be brazen enough to chuck thirty odd
oysters in your bag and walk out with them?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, one of the first rules of fleecing is don't
have what you're fleeced on display. Yeah, keep it secret.
That's just between you and the oysters.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
But shark like, how was he walking home? It still
would have had at least half an hour journey home.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Surely, well being who's not with us at the moment,
rest in peace, being boys, We don't know if we
were going to see him again. He's lost in America.
Uh he he fleeced a hand from the Warriors once.
He went to a Warriors game and there was a
hammer up the up the wars and out the hams
being boys put it in his backpack, a whole hand,
a hohold, like a big you know, Christmas sort of
(32:21):
ham there was leftover, like it was the end of
the night that had been picked out, it had been cut, carved,
and he was like, oh, there's a good seventy percent
of that ham left. Oh my god, put it and
turned his bag into a handbag and made and he
arrived home and like pulled it out like sort of
simber from the Lion King and held it up to
his family. Family hunted, I've hunted and gathered from a
(32:43):
corporate lounge. Yeah, so thet this is what we want
to know. What you fleeced from a party. I was
just saying before my friend were like she was nineteen
twenty or something went to I.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Thought you said in nineteen twenty you were.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I was referencing a yarn from nineteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I was a friend of yours.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I wasn't gonna get life. Shame life beating me down
that much.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Got a friend from nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
We were aged nineteen twenty, which ironically was in the
nineteen thirties, thank you very much. Ah. But we went
to the part and he was like, as a joke,
he took home this this big sort of vase jar
thing wasn't big. It was kind of small, to be honest.
Took it back and then we got it, got it
back to his flat, opened it and there was all
this ash in there, and he's like, oh oh. Woke
(33:34):
up the next morning, had the gelts, was like, I've
just taken you know, someone's ashes, and went back over
to the person's house, knocked on the door. She answered,
he's I'm so sorry. This was stupid thing I did.
Blah blah blahlah bah, please have it back. And she
was looking very confused and said, that's just my ash tray.
(33:58):
He's like, we're a cigarette. But she's check them out
the window into the bucket in the water. I just
ashened that. So here's what it was. It was full
at least three. Yeah, it was nearly tipping over the top.
I was like, there's a lot of dead person in
here right now. It turns out a lot of leftover
lung cancer. So there we go. Well, let's go to
the phones. We've got Sarah on what you smuggled home
from a party? There, Sarah, what was it? Buddy? I
(34:21):
took a stool because I had to walk home, so
if I got tired, I could That is smart thinking
a stool.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
How heavy was the stool though? Was it worth it?
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
It was like like me high stool like a bath door,
but small one, and I kept it in my rooms.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
About a year.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Took your very own stool sample from the party, and
I love a full thinking partier as well. You thought
this is a long trick home. I'm going to need
a seat at some point.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's very clever.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Ye did you return it?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 9 (34:53):
I don't actually know what happened to that still in
the end.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh god, I love that stool.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
You're not returning it after a year and a back boy?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Then the memories that you and that stool head. Hey,
Sarah really appreciate you listening. You don't have a wonderful Tuesday,
all right, mate, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Someone ticks in and said, I took around six bottles
of red wine and rose rose from a work.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Do that's that's a good Heck?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
That's just free?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, well I don't anything. It works free, isn't it. Yeah,
that's what you said when you took on the photocopy
of last week flash theft does.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
A serve ye the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
It is only a few sleeps until the Olympics starts Friday,
Paris time, but the opening ceremony happens in New Zealand
Saturday morning.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Really good as a viewer and probably speak for a
large procedures of the country here too. You go from
zero to one hundred of the Olympics. You don't think
about the Olympics in between Olympics. Surely the athletes do
every day as they train relentlessly to make it to
the Olympics. We don't give it a second thought. And
then we are all hard all Olympics for about four weeks.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
And you get like your favorite sport that you suddenly
become an expert in, an expert in like judging and diving.
You're like, oh no, not too.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Much slash and then you're like, I don't ever watch
roller skating arch Tree for another four years. But they're
all becoming an experience Nextyllipus, but looking forward to that,
it's always good viewing and Lebron James holding the flag
for the US team. Who's holding our flag? Do we know?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Has it been announced? I don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's usually announced at a ceremony at the village. I
think is dear God, I hope it hasn't been announced her,
so we can look very unprofessional at our jobs right now.
Though she's professional and she's riddled worth a lot of stuff,
but mainly riddled riddled with charisma. That's it, Producer Taylor,
welcome mate.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You look exhausted, I am.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
It's only day two back, so Tuesdays are the hardest.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I really, yeah, mundays a fly mondays. You're like, yeah, right,
all right, you know, and you've still got your energy
from the weekend. Try.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I felt like a we came into Monday looking like
Harry Styles. We're going to leave on Friday looking like Biden.
It turns so quickly's already there. I feel you're sitting
on a trumpet. About the moment you'll be by awesome
thanks to de Mam. We've got a huge price pack
up for grabs hundred dollars price peck thanks to Deal.
(37:06):
If you can solve the reddle now, traditionally the format is, Taylor,
you give us one and it's a great weekly reminder
that we are still not fully developed as functioning adults
and we can get it, and then you throw one
out to the audience.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
So I'll give you guys the easy one as per used.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Beans usually the one that's best at these very good.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
He's got other stuff on his mind at the moment.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
All right, ask this question all day long, but always
get completely different answers, and yet all the answers are correct.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
What is the question?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (37:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
What's the time?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I've never got one one out of the gate and
it just came to you.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Wow, job, well done, mate.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Maybe there's the thing you don't think too hard. Just
bang the steroids.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
She is on steroids.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
She jacked on steroids like a Russian gymnast, a seven
year old Russian gymnast. Because of it. That was really good. Okay,
so what's the one for the fine listener? If you
know the answer to this.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I probably I won't give about the answer.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
She's on steroids. We'll drug test it. I'll get a
year on the show.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
Pronounced as one letter and written with three two letters
there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends
and the same either way.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
She loses me when they go too long. I know, yeah, whatever, yeah,
go again. A bit slower.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Pronounced is one letter and written with three two letters
there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends
and the same either way.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
What am I?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
The phones are going to be honest?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I glazed over.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
She's just so happy with her first one. She's like,
it doesn't matter. Already looked like a legend this morning.
Josh you're on and Gisbon, How are you today, buddy, Joshua,
I've lost josh he got gunshine. Hello, welcome to the Riddler?
What is your name? My friend? You've heard the riddle?
(39:22):
One hundred dollars still mar price pack up for grabs?
What is the answer correct?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
What was it? I? How was I read? E?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Y E?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
I didn't say read. I didn't say it was the
color red, black and black, blue and gray?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
What how was I and gray?
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Well?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I don't know, only I just read it.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
The heads that Jonaan Ben.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Podcast Biden pulled out of the presidential race. There's been
lots of celebrities coming out to support Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, she is the current Voltell was the current vice
president of the US and now wheeled out, says Biden.
Wheeled off in a wheelchair. The poor fellow. I heard
his brother say, I'm just happy to have him back.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
That's a full time job. Like, yeah, I know he
wasn't kind of all there, but he's still busy.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Surely the family were guys pull him out. Surely behind
the scenes. So yeah, Karmala's running was there? Did you
start some rumor about Michelle Obama becoming the vice.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I didn't start there, but I would love that that
was our boss. He said that they would love her
to be her deputy.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Was our boss may spiculation.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
There's rumors that it could be ax astronaut from NASA.
He's running in one state, right, they could get him
on board.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
He's seen some stuff, he's been to space, he's seen
it all. So yeah, see how it goes. Now, it's
probably made the election a little bit tougher for Donald Trump,
i'd imagine with Kamala in the end.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's quite a swing the other way.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I'll tell you what, Ai, it's something that's consumed my life,
really been. I am obsessed. Yeah, I've I see the
great in it now do Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Okay, you've turned very scared of it.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
You do worry, worry about it taking over a lot
of workforce, a lot of the workforce. And why wouldn't
a business go, oh damn, I can pay for a
machine to do this job for a quarter of the
price of human more productive, no sick days, exactly, God,
just all around, better, just all around. Why wouldn't you?
But then I guess you can use it to your
(41:28):
advantage because everything it knows, we've taught it, and we
can teach it and control it.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And at this point we can yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
At this point, you're right. Don't start making me worried
about it.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
You know, just you tuned a corner. Okay, cool positives,
peace for it.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
But I got lost on the internet yesterday, and there's
a lot that needs to improve on. You said you
saw a ballerina with three leagues or something.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
They were like, this is.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Ai doing ballet, and it was fine until she did
like a big split, and then.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
A third league appears in the middle.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
It was almost like I was like, it's too big
a gap. There needs another one.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Maybe she was birthing her twin, who knows, But you know,
when you see a cow come out of somewhere, so
it's not I mean, there's definitely it's got some improvements.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Do you know the worry though it is yesterday. I
saw an image of Zindaya getting engaged but with Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
What's his name, Toland, Yeah, the actor.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
He was proposing on stage in front of heaps of people.
Everyone was like congratulations. I was like, look at the audience.
Their faces are warped. None of those humans look real.
But people just believed that it happens.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
So someone created this time. I took time out of
their day to have a time.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Holand's not going to propose to Zendaya in front of
a crowd.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
We want him to do that is verbada, It'll be
a dream. I tell you what I've wanted is Frank Sinatra,
respected krooner to cover EM and M and a dream.
Come have a listen to this. If you've ever wanted
some classic Sinatra singing some lyrics from an offensive rap artist,
will take a listen to this.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
It's incredible arms arms have you this varmit on a
sweater ready if Mom Spaghetti is nervous, but I'm a
service you.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
It's calm and ready to drop bombs. He keeps on
forgetting what he wrote down.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
The whole crowd goes.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
So sounds better as a loungey swing song.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Everybody's joking foks from the Time's Up.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
The Sinatra to how do they feel about this?
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Choked?
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Kind of feel like you need you're expecting a bit
of a pay day, wouldn't you know?
Speaker 7 (43:30):
It is good?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
So yeah, it's a bit of bobla in there.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
What a world were we live in when you can
manufacture that in a three legged bellery hand. Zendaya and
Tom Holland getting engaged on sale.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
I didn't even know about it.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Wow, it's a miracle.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
We are down one Being Boys is trying to get
back from America after that software updates grewed a bunch
of flights, seems if you're taking all week. But he
joins us on the phone.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Being Boys in the USA, what is what is wooing
in the background there in Florida?
Speaker 7 (44:07):
There, Ben? What's what? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
What what is going?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
In the background? Sounds like you're you're really struggling over
there in the middle of a party or something at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh, look, I mean like the hotel is very nineteen
fifties themes that we're at.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
It's either that it's been around since the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
I haven't quite worked out.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
It's got like a diner and a bowling alley and
it's yeah, it's actually quite cool. But yeah, is this
just say, have they just kept the take off from
the fifties?
Speaker 9 (44:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:39):
Or this the theme I've gone for? I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I like that. If you ride something out long enough,
eventually it becomes a theme.
Speaker 9 (44:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Well, they've got music playing over the loudspeakers and it's
a very short rotate of the same set of songs
from the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
But anyway, we're enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Sorry'd you say you are?
Speaker 7 (44:55):
We're well, oh, here we go.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
We're in the USA, Yes, stranded in the USA thanks
to the global financial crisis or something the stock market.
What happens?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Software updated?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, like someone didn't shut down the computer or something. Yeah,
says we know Maddy McLain, who we work with.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
I share a computer in the afternoons and I don't
log out.
Speaker 7 (45:20):
So maybe it's something I did at my end. I'm
not sure.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, so thanks on an internet outagy. He's not been
able to get back until not gonna be back on
here till Thursday. But a big day of traveling.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
He had been, Yes, we're heading tomorrow at our time.
All going well, getting out of Orlando, going to Atlanta.
We'll see the airport for about four and a half hours,
and then we we'll go from Atlanta to Los Angeles
and then see the airport there for about five and
a half hours.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Nine.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
All going well, get on a flight back to Aucklands,
and we'll be with you guys in the studio. Well,
all going well. I mean, who knows, I might get
to the end of the Wednesday show. But at the
rate things are going not great.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
All going well? I love it keeps us saying all
going well.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
At the moment.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm definitely not banking on anything happening.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
But you know, I thought I had a few dramas.
But then Joe Biden, you know, his news pulling out
that's really overshadowed my news at the moment. Stuck to
you and say, well, can I can I tell you
like before, because you know, you were like Joe Biden's
pulled out, can you go around and talk to some people?
And I'm like, yeah, I can do that. So I
went around, went up to people. I'm from a radio station,
(46:25):
in New Zealand, Can I talk about President pulling out
all that sort of stuff. People were on vacation, half
of them tourists, the rest of them from America.
Speaker 7 (46:33):
They don't want to talk about past. One lady, one.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Lady in particular, she was like, I'm on my vacation
with my family. I prefer not to and she walked off,
and I was like, oh man, I feel.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Really bad, and I'll just arrest this. Arrest this poor.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Lady, you know, And I said to my life, I
said to a man, I was like, I feel bad.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I had to do this work.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
I feel really bad.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
And Mander said, oh, Lock, the good news is you'll.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
Never see her again.
Speaker 6 (46:55):
Twenty minutes later, I sat, I sat down at the pool.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Twenty minutes later, who should sit there?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
To me, She's like, hello, hello, my political my political friend.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
How are we going? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Was she going to be that she decided to sit
down by you? I would have hearded you like the play.
Speaker 6 (47:11):
Well, there was no other seats, and then I had
to explain that we're.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
Not a political show.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
We don't really talk about politics would be a fun thing.
Speaker 7 (47:19):
And the guys, guys in New Zealand made me do it,
and she was like, oh, I gotta get it.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
But she's like, we just want to break for politics.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Comment.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
Yeah, still no comment, but anyways, it's still not comment.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
To try to try, but I didn't get your the
hot fire political content that you wanted.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
It really sums up in her job, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
You people. I even got my wife Amanda. I was like, oh,
maybe it's been a coming from a female. I was like,
can you go up and ask.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Some people.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
You do it? You do my job for me.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
And she was like, yeah, I'm getting the same response.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
It was nice.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I appreciate the commitment.
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