Matt and Tyler's New Zealander of the Week - 15 August

Every Friday on Matt and Tyler afternoons on ZB we name the New Zealander of the week. 

It's an honour that we grant on your behalf to someone who has had effect on our great and beautiful nation over the past week. 

There are three nominees but can only be one winner.

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on z B,
we name the New Zealander of the Week in honor
that we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who's
had an outsized effect on our great and beautiful.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Nation over the previous seven days.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
So, without further ado, the nominees for madd and Tyler
Afternoons New Zealand of the Week are He generally disagrees
with everything she has to say. He's called her Chloe Marx.
He's laughed till asides at her policies, but he also
has the courage of his convictions, and if he thinks
something's wrong, he will say so. For sticking up for
Chloe after she got kicked out of Parliament even though

(00:53):
you think she's an idiot, Winston Peters, you are nominated
for New Zealander of the Week. Nomine two also gets
the A I Got You Award. Neil Finn is one
of our greatest ever songwriters, and this week he released
this statement on Facebook. My erections became weaker and weaker
until they stopped altogether.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
No desire, no confidence, no control.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
When I said he released that statement, it was actually
an AI scam. His management was so worried about the
fake revelation that they released the statement that essentially said that, well,
it's only natural for men of his age to experience
this kind of thing. Neil hasn't been locked out of
the love making just yet. Crowded house front, man, don't
dream it's over. It's not. Here's a message to your girl.

(01:39):
By all accounts, there's still something so strong going on
down there, Neil Finn for not having a rectile dysfunction.
You are nominated for New Zealander of the Week, but
there can be only one, and the winner also gets
the award Terminator Terminator two Judgment day Aliens Titanic and

(02:05):
Parana two. This sprning. He's been living here since twenty twelve.
He's best mates with Sir Peter Jackson and the movies.
He's making near welly pump hundreds of millions of dollars
into our economy. And this week he officially became a
New Zealand citizen. James Cameron, Welcome to New Zealand and

(02:26):
thanks for the cash.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
May you make blue three D Alien movies Near Welley Forever.
You are the Matt and Tyler Afternoons, New Zealander of
the Wee.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Take it Away, Howie.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
You gotta say that Neil Finn story. Soddy gave new
meaning to that song when you Come. Great song, so
great fan play. Everything's working downstairs.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
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