October 24, 2024 • 40 mins
- Drastic transformations from age 21 to now
- The People's Poll: When you see someone far away from the lift but trying to get in, do you hold the door open for them?
- Are you A... security guard?
- PJs had a disaster morning
- Matty walked in on something he wishes he didn't... what did you wish you didn't see?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hats Drive with Media and Paig thanks to Chemis
were House, the real House of fragrances that tie everyone,
and welcome to the podcast. We both got very busy.
She edules coming out this weekend. Both great, great weekends ahead.
But she's gone with Choker, She's going to be busy.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Huge page huge. I'm thank you for doing this, for
letting me take tomorrow off.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of course I've got the sand geese. I think I've
mentioned this on the show. So my best friend's getting
married this weekend. Sunday is the traditional Western ceremony, but
tomorrow Friday, or maybe today if you're listening to it today,
then we are doing the sand get because she's marrying
someone with Indian heritage. So we're gonna go and do you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Know what food you get? No?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But good Delicia. Yeah, hole, I got got sent like
a whole run sheet because there's obviously so many elements
to it. Yeah, and it's amazing. One of the elements
that I have mentioned is that we have to do
a choreographic dance routine. How are you feeling fine? My
best friend came around this week and we had a
(01:13):
little practice and I feel pretty gorge. It's like a
little bit in the middle where I get a little bit,
I lose my way a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But no one's gonna be looking at it. How you're
feeling it is true, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That is true? So I think I'll be okay. I
think I'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And you go home to write the speech tonight, and
then friends arrived to write.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh my god, I love a friends winning weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You have so much fun. It's going to be so
much fun.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You're gonna cry, You're gonna love.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You are having a great weekend as well.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm just I don't I don't want to get my
hopes up too much. Because it is our first camp
of vent trip together as a family. I've heard great
things from people, but then I just I don't know,
Like the weather could be rubbish.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Although I won't let the weather ruin it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know it'll still be beautiful. But no, I'm excited.
I just need to get in there to visualize it.
One of those people that needs to like visualize the
thing that I'm working there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, camp is fun though, Yeah, and the table like
flips into a bed totally.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I saw that photo. You're trying to explain that to me.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Have you got like a you bring like a set
of cards or anything like that with you?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, need to work out.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We do need some activities like that possibly, But you
said I can't poe in the camp of it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, we tended we do a role. Well, roll you can,
but it just means because you've got to, like you've
got to clean it out. Yeah, so it's just like
a Yeah, it's just easier if you don't have to
deal with that kind of waste.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Right, Yeah, Okay, it's really good to know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But also when you've got to go, you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well that's that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like I sometimes like we'll just go for a way
and then I don't intend on it finishing the way
that so I'm really hoping that I have some control
over it waiting too much information, But now I know
that I have to clean it out myself.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, that is definitely enough.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Of a warning for me to not Hey, does your
husband know about the little oh that you had earlier today?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No, I haven't told me.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I was so scared because I thought I didn't have
insurance and would be like, oh, but I do have insurance.
I did everything I could, I called her. You'll hear
about this story coming up on the podcast. But I yeah,
I think I did everything I could.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But I felt like such a shit human.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's so funny because we've had we had a conversation
literally was it this week about our mind and your
driving abilities? It was literally a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The only crushes I've had have been really like this. Yeah,
like like literally when it's parked really.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Much, little ding's little, tiny, little thing, like.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It always sounds worse than it is. As well.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I had a big one. I mean I was the
only one involved, but it was like a car right
off really where I was doing my internship. So I
was living in I was living Intani. I remember like that.
It's funny the things you remember about it, right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, So you would have gone into shock for a
lot of it, probably, and then there might just be
random things that stick out.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, so I remember a couple of key things. So
I was living in Fakatani and I'd come up to
Auckland for the weekend to visit some friends who I'd
gone to broadcasting school with, my friend Chloe, who have
had on the show before. I stayed with her that
weekend and then I was driving home to Fakatani at night.
She had made me she she had made me a
CD with Fergie's new album, like this is like London
(04:48):
Bridge era.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Fergie, and were you very distracted?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was probably singing along and I just went round
a corner a bit too fast and it had been raining,
so it was wet and I just skidded out and
so I remember doing like a spin on the road
and then I slid down the bank on the other
side of.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The road, crash to a tree, into a tree.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I was fine. I was fine. I was totally fine,
just quite shake Yeah, and then I like had to
climb up fast.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Would you have been going.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh no, I wasn't speeding, but I was going. Yeah,
I was just going too fast for the was like
one hundred k hundred k.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but I'm fine. I was fine. I was fine.
It was fun. But then like then I got the
reputation for being a bad driver, which was which was
like probably a fear of representation at the time, but
I feel like it has I feel like my driving
has improved, but the reputation has has stayed with me.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I was twenty one, I was twenty one. I might
not even Yeah, I was twenty one. No, I wasn't
even twenty one. I was twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I think I was twenty when we hit a serious crush.
That was the only serious crush I've had. And it
was with my best Friendors And as we were going
over the Crown Range and we two were distracted by
some songs in the.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Car and then we.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, it was like Oasis, and then we were doing
this role play and it was like quite an emotional
song and fucking hindsight, terrible, terrible, terrible decision. You must
always be focused always and we and we yeah, we
nearly went off the edge of the club, but we
had that, we had the like beig rails, and then
the car was.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Despite all of what we've just said, I promised Rivers
and if our husbands ship together, if our husbands are listening,
stop giving us a hard time, We're fine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And I will do a defensive driving course because I
actually think that would be really beneficial.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Should we do it to my driving, I wouldn't mind
doing one.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I think we should do it, and I also think
we should reset our driver's lessons. Anyway, coming up with
the podcast, we talk about your transformation between me you
were twenty one and now I had a disaster what
you'll hear about in the car today.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And I witnessed something that I was not meant to
witness today and it was very funny, very funny.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I enjoyed the podcast everyone and have a great long weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Bye bye Maddy and PJ to podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And what a special day it is for one of
our team members on the show Today producers Hereah, can
you please ht the music? On our team, we have
the lovely Maddy McLain. We have the lovely producer Sarah
and the woman behind all of the phone calls and videos.
She is an absolute superstar producer. Bronte Today Tunes twenty one.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Twenty one, How are you feeling?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
My god?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I feel very old.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay we're not doing that show for that comment. Okay,
but you have embraced a beautiful twenty first birthday, Sash
today you did a twenty first bad John.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, I've got all.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Get up thanks to the wonderful people that we work with.
A beautiful hitstam amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Can I just make a quick apology on behalf of
the team because we actually have had a gift ready
to come in for you today. We were so excited
to hand you over a very very special bottle to
celebrate twenty one years and Maddie.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Would you like to explain what happened to said bottle?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, I said, I said yesterday, leave it with me.
I'll be in charge of the gift. And I did
get the gift last week. I did get the gift.
It is just sitting on currently on our bench at home.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Produced Can I just remind the team what happened when
I tried to give my gift to PJ and left it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
In the hands of Maddie. So I think we've learned
our lesson that maybe you shouldn't be in charge of
gifts for the group. But that's on you guys, Okay, alright,
so moving forward, you now you have no responsibilities right
when it comes to giving gifts.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, it's in my favor anyway, it's not about me.
Happy birthday by thank.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You so much.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
But I am disappointed, Maddie.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'm so sorry, disappointed. I'm so sorry. How are you
feeling about tuning twenty one? Are you excited?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I am very excited. I feel like a new person.
I've got got some new goals, living a new life.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh my gosh, there's so much better than what I
was at twenty one. I was excited about.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Was my twenty first.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Do you remember your twenty first, Peach?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I do. Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
It was at a bar in the center of Auckland.
I had a lot of my good friends there. There
are some quite vivid photos of.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Me drinking some drinks out of some rather phallic straws,
which is classic.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
No, I was very young, single and you're just your
average tree one year old.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I think, yeah, boy, how your life has changed.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Wow, maybe a little bit. I think it's still the
same girl.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, but you're married, you're living on the farm, you've
got a child.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Now, that's true. That's true. What about you when you
were twenty one?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I actually came out to a few of my friends
on my twenty first. Yeah, I got the dunge courage
and yeah, my god, so very different, very different life
now to when I was twenty Yeah, very different.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, so like some of your closest friends or yeah,
because I.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Wanted to do it in person for a lot of people.
And this was the first opportunity i'd had was actually
at my twenty first to seat people. So got a
little bit of Dutch courage and.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
What a place to do.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh a hundred that hats I want to hear like
drastic transformations of people when they were twenty one and
what they're doing now, Like are you a totally different person?
What was your life like then? And how has it
juristically changed? And what are you doing now?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We want, we want, we want what we want? Crazy transformations.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, the begger the better, get in touch, all eight
hundred the hats. We've got some helpeaks of urchins to
give away. You can take through four for eight seven.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Podcast reflecting on those epic transformations. What happened when you
were twenty one? And what are you doing now? How
has life changed? We got inspired because our producer Pronte
twenty one today.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I feel like she's like literally half our age.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Nearly she almost said this page. She actually she actually,
oh god, god, I've just hit the realization.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
She actually is.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
More so for you, for you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
But now we're in this together. No it's okay, no, no, no, no,
it's the New thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm having an existential crisis.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, please do do it?
Love money, I don't you know? Save it for prime time.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Second, Oh, we want to know the Jurassic transformations when
you were twenty one?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Kimberly is joining us. Happy Thursday, Kimberly. How are you?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
I am good on yourself?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Is this making you feel old? Kimberly?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:18):
So old? So much has changed in the last what
a fifteen years?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Okay, hit us, yeah, talk to us.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
So twenty one, I'd moved to Wellington, didn't know anybody,
it was teaching and now thirty six, three children and
a husband, moved back to Dunedin and I'm going to
become a midwife.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Wow, is so important. It's amazing Kimalay.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, so big changes, but it's been the greatest as well.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Was midwife one of those things that you always wanted
to do but never got around to do or was
it a later in life you just had this realization
that's what you wanted to do.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
I have wanted to do it for a while, but
then after having three kids and having amazing midwife in
the hospital, I was like, do you know what I
could do that, and I'd do an amazing job.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Power to you can late amazing work. Alie's going, Kay,
I like hundred the hurts. What were you doing at
twenty one? And how's life different now?
Speaker 8 (13:15):
May?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I was just chilling then, you know, a normal twenty
one year old, and then I had my first child,
and fourteen years later I have three children. But I've
given up drinking and smoking. So Halliver changed when I
was twenty one and doing it all.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And then some Beka and then some.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
All these quite earnest and swear earnest. So I like,
hundred the hats. What about you?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Originally from Tasmania, grew up a beautiful.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Quiet, little Catholic girl when I'm.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Then when I overseas, when I turn I turned twenty
one in the May when iverseas Christmas Day that year
and had a what time over there?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Then came back.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I came to New Zealand actually with my husband now and.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
We have four children, four grandchildren.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
We own our own business and I.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Am not the quiet little Catholic girl anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
How times have changed, Joe, I love it.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Oh yes, I've been in my mind now.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Good, so you're should medi and PJ.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
The podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That the People's Poll, the People's Pole, everybody comes together.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's the People's Poll, the People's part we do on
our show every single day, and we also put it
up on our Instagram page The Hats Drive with medi
and PJ on our story, so you can go way
in and we can get a really really accurate result
on what the people think.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Today. I was coming into work and we have a
parking building across the road from our main building that
we have to park in, and I drove into the
parking building part to my car, and then I had
to get into the elevator. And as I was getting
into the elevator, I noticed that someone else that works
in the building, who I know, was getting out of
(15:11):
their car and had started walking towards the elevators. Now
they were still a wee way off, but we saw.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Each How far are we talking?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
My sense of distance is terrible, but I'm going to
say a couple of hundred meters.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh that's a decent line.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So it's far enough that we could see each other
and we acknowledge each acknowledged each other, but not close
enough that they were going to get there within like
ten seconds. It was probably going to take them forty seconds.
I reckon to walk to the elevators. Okay, so I
had a call to mins of time. Not great, also terrible,
(15:49):
also terrible. Do you not think it would take forty
seconds to walk two hundred meters?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I mean, it's hard to know what, you know what? Seriously, No,
but I'm here, I'm with you. You're in the left there,
about forty seconds away.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Forty seconds away. And I had this call to make.
Do I do I hold the lift because it's not
a ten second though, just about to make the lift.
This is a I'm going to have to hold it
and keep my hand there for quite a while before
they get there. Or do I just let the door
shut and do my own thing?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Please tell me to let the doors shut.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I let the door shut. Ready, In fact, I did
one worse than that. I pushed the closed door bit
to ensure that the door shut.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh you didn't even let it run organically. You're like, right,
let's shut this bad boy asam.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yes, because I was like, I've made my call, But
I don't then want the doors to awkwardly linger, awkward linger.
Let's just get a show on the rod and then
I thought, I'm such a I'm such an a hole
for doing that. So I had to text the person
and say, I'm I'm so sorry I was running late,
(17:01):
which I was running late. I'm always running late. I said,
I'm so sorry I was running late for work because
I knew that if i'd let them get into the lift,
I was gonna have to wait forty seconds for them
to get in the lift. And then, b I know
this person. They're not a fast walkout, and you know me,
I hate dodling.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
God, what is forty seconds in the grand scheme of life?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, but they're not gonna have to dawdle with them
on the way to work as well.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh okay, okay, I think in that situation, I would
have absolutely waited.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And I would have welcomed them into the elevator with me.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, you're a better person than I. But I wanted
to know if you're in that situation. And I'm not
talking about the person who is immediately outside the list,
because I would hold the door in that situation, if
the person is in the distance but you can see them,
would you hold the door open? Would you let the
door do its thing naturally? Or would you push the
(17:57):
button to hurriedly close the door?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Text your answers through the four four eight seven. I
would love to know what the people of New zeal
in this topic.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
For the People's Pole, please text and four foot eight seven.
You can weigh in oha under the hats.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Many INMPJ to podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
That the People's Poll, the People's Poll, everybody comes together,
it's the People's polled.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I must say, I am quite surprised with the solidarity
that you've received on the text machine.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's not what I was anticipating.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What did you think I'd get called out?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah? I don't. We're gonna be like road metti once again,
another road incident. Who do you think you are?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
No people are with me, Paige. So we're just asking
if you see someone in the distance, but you definitely
see them, like they're close enough for you to spot
them and wave to them, but not close enough that
they're immediately going to walk into the lift, what do
you do? Do you hold the lift open for them,
or do you let those doors shut behind you?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Or like medi do you like deliberately push the close
button on the lift to just speed the whole process up.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, a lot of texts coming through. Someone said, close
the damn door as fast as you can.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Someone said two hundred meters would take two minutes to walk.
Don't feel guilty at all when we read that text.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Then many said, I you don't think it was two
hundred meters.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think than I think, And I didn't mean to exaggerate.
It's just my my My knowledge of distances is not great.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
No great.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Someone said, hold the lift. You don't know what kind
of morning they've had getting to work. That's a really
valid point. Thank you on the text machine for eight seven.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
But also someone said I would have pressed that clothes
button and gotten on with made.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Oh definitely.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Wait, well that's sort of dug a Villiam woodou cheers
Mike the towy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Thank you, Mike. I'm forgetting your touched.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Tracy has called through. Oh eight one hundred the hats
high tracks here.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Hey, Peter, how are you very well? Hell?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Do you think Middy's rude? What would you do?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Look yere, you know Many she's do like she don't
want to be in that left with you?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, so she can run run.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
We're doing we're doing each other a favor. Really trace
something because I can do. I can then go at
my speed and I can let her go at her
speed without any pressure.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
You do you?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Thanks, thank you so much that what is.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
The official percentage?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Very very even, perhaps the most even pole we've ever had. Wow,
thirty nine percent of people said just let the door
do its thing. Yeah, thirty percent equal both say quickly
hit the closed button so it's not awkward, and then
thirty percent of people say, do hold the door open
and wait for them solicits. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Thank you for a wagon on the people's pole.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
If you've got any suggestions for topics we should attack tomorrow,
you can text them through four four.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Eight Seja the podcast Are You Are You?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It is our occupation, stereotype and game we buy every
Thursday afternoon on the show, you call up and this
week convince us you're a security guard and many and
I need to put our detective work together and work
out if you're telling the truth or telling a poor key.
How are you feeling, Mandy, how's the radar today?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I'm feeling pretty good today. I'm feeling confident and I
reckon I'll know.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well, he's got a Glenn first out, get a glean.
You're a security guard, mate.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yes, and how are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Very well? How are you quite serious?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Doing?
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Too?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Bad? Good?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well? Look, are we gonna ask a couple of questions here, Glen,
or maybe just one?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
What hours do you usually work on the job?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I basically usually start when the business is close to
the afternoon, so usually around about six o'clock in the evening,
and I usually go through to around about six o'clock
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
He's a security guards, I don't know who?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Almost sounds a bit too rehearsed.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Nah, I just I don't know why you're old.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Okay, all right, we'll take Mandy's gun instincts. Glenn. We
think you're a security guard? Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I'm actually not.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I knew it, but it's okay, okay. He sounded to rehearsed.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
He was like ready to go with his story, like
he didn't even I don't know what I just it's okay,
it's all right. Zero from one. We can only go up.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I've let the team down.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, you haven't. Wretchy in Christy's just joining us. Get
I Wretchy, you're a security guard?
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Absolutely, I am. Well what do you all right?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Retchie? What are you guarding. What are you what are
you a security guard? Looking?
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
After security guard a mall?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Are more?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Okay? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And what what hours? I'm going to go back to
the hours on here, but what hours are you working them?
All that sort of nighttime or daytime?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I guess like from you know, from when the mall
opened to the mall closers.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, you're absolutely having us on. You're not a security guard,
are we right?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
No?
Speaker 9 (23:29):
You are wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You were you trying? Were you trying to sound like
a fake security guard?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Because you really.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Sounded like a fake security card? And are you do
you work in the mall?
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I'm actually fifteen minutes late at the moment.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
I am.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I just had that.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
I took the car for a warrant. They're running a late.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's fine, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
We've got to help it about your coming away, Ritchie.
This has not been a great day for us so far.
Zero out of two.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Can we bring it home with britt who was on
the line on eight hundred of hats get a bridge?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Very well, brit.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Okay, here we go. That's feels since here.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Okay, Brittain break everyone, what are you rocking? Are you
rocking a walkie talkie or have you got one of
those like ear pieces that come down? What are you rocking?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
We can rock both of them, but mainly.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The piece, mainly the piece, mainly the Andrick.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Can you say the phrase for us, I'm going to
need to get you out of this club man.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
I'm going to need to get you out of this
club man.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh, he sounds it, he sounds it. But my rad
arrow is all over the show.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Raider is really out of kilter.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm going to go with the gun instinct and say
Bridge is a security guard.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Becker in becket in Becke you are security guard?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You are about have you? Have you ever had to
kick either PJ or myself out of the club before?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Off the problem.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, yeah, well that's all we need to know what
the future hold.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I've been partying days behind me, Britt. Don't you worry.
We've got some outfits are coming away. Thank you so
much for playing.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Ah, you are thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Great one from three.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Mary and PJ. Many and PJ the.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Podcast that So I rocked up to work quite reddiled today.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I was friends. I just said to you guys like,
I'm gonna need a few minutes. I need to take
a few deep breaths because the last hour has.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Been into We got a message that you at about
the time that we should have been at work, and
you said, guys, I'm running fifteen minutes late. There's been
an incident.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, I had a vehicle accident this morning. I'm okay,
everyone involved is okay. What happened was I had just
been at an acupunctual appointment. Now, anyone who's had acupuncture before,
no that acupuncture takes you to a divine, tranquil, blissful
(26:33):
place and when you come out, you're really in a
zen state. And so I was walking outside thinking life
is beautiful, and I was like feeling quite just delicious
and yummy. And I go and sit in my driver's
seat and I just go and back out my little
golf and I'm just I literally thought there was no
car parks behind me.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Oh, and I just go do do Do do dog, And
I just hear this mash of noise.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I'll tell you what that is, one way of being
taken out of that drink. So I get out and
I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god, and I
says the damage and it's not that bad, right, It's
like this scratches and maybe a minident, but on the
car on there car. So I was like, right, I
(27:20):
need to inform the people what's happened.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
How do I do this?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's a random car, there was no one and it
was parked on the street. So I went into the
nearest house.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And I said, look, I'm so sorry. Do you own
the silver car outside?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And he said no, maybe try the early childcare center
across the road.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
So then I walk across the road and I walk out.
I don't even know where the main entrance is, and
I'm like hello, Hello, And then finally.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
There's like kids running around everywhere and it's such a
hectic time. And let me tell you, it's quite alarming
for people when I come in and say hello, I've
just I've knocked into one of the cars outside.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And everyone goes, don't be me, don't be me, don't
be me.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, and so all of a sudden like silver car,
silver car. And then this woman comes through the crowd
and she's like hello, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like hi, and she goes, I've got the silver car.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
She goes, I've got the silver car. What's happened? And
I'm like, I'm so sorry. Come outside with me. And
so it's like.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Such a long walk between you know, the driveway into
the car.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You need that music.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
She was so sweet though. She was like, oh my gosh.
As I showed her the.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Damage and she was like, look, my partner would tell
me go and get this fox straight away, but look
at my car, like it's fine. And I was like, no,
it's not. It's not fine, and she goes, would you
have insurance? And I said, I'm I actually don't. At
that point I said I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
She said, we don't worry about it. She said, don't
worry about it. So I went into my wall and
I gave her a seventy dollars kiss.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It was all I was like, can you give me
what I've got?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
And then she was like, look what goes around comes around.
You have a great day and be safe.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
And I was like okay.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And so I drive off and I call the insurance
company because I'm I need clarification. I think I actually
might have insurance. Because that I do, I do have insurance.
So I the intrig the early child is enter and
I call them, but then I can't remember her names.
I'm like, hello, is there a woman with the silver car?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I'm just not the car.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And then they're doing They're like calling out in front
of everyone going someone's car has been crashed onto it
is worse And I called the wrong place.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
So they're like, no, she's next door.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
So I call her and I say, hi, I do
have insurance, and she's like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
It's it's not even bad. It was just such a
we're all run.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Around fifty or so minutes. But I think I did
the right thing. In the end, I did have the insurance.
I gave her a bit of cash.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
This is the most PJ story that I have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Just a reminder of everyone out there and make sure
your insurance is up today.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Maddy and Maddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I wouldn't have got my hair cut today. Thank you
for noticing, by the way.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And I did. I said, how good does it look?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I know you did? Actually yeah, I did? What were
you having digether?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I actually see your hair is looking really nice?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You did? I actually say something shame But something happen
at the hear dresses, which I'm going to tell you
about after five o'clock. But there are actually two here
Dresses stories, so one of them i'll tell you later,
but then the next one is there. I left the
Hear Dresses and I was walking back to my car,
and all of a sudden, I went, oh, my god,
I don't where are my keys. And I went, oh, bucker,
I've obviously left them at the Hear Dresses. So I
(30:49):
ran all the way back to the Hear Dresses and
went up the stairs and I was like, I think
I left my keys here. And then we were looking around,
and you know when you're like, well, I am immediate.
I walked straight from my car to the hair Dresses,
and they're not in my pocket, so they should be here.
And I was getting kind of like, you know, you're
a little bit frustrated. You're going they've got to be
(31:10):
here somewhere, and they couldn't find them anywhere, and I thought, well,
i'll trace my steps back to the car. But it's
been obviously like forty five minutes since I left my car,
because I've had my hair cart in this time. I
hope I haven't dropped them. And then they got into
my car. I got to my car door was unlocked
keys had been in the ignition the whole time, the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I fee your head wasn't screwed on. I'll tell you
where it would be.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
This is this is the first time I've done this, though.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
What were you doing it?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I don't know. I was just got out of the
car and then forgot to lock it, forgot to take
the keys out of the.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Pilot mode where you just all of a sudden arrived
somewhere and you're like, how.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Did I get here?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I know i'd also, i'mite scary, also like I'd left
my wallet on the front seat of the car. My
bag was in the car. There's so many opportunities. Thank god,
I was in a nice neighborhood that didn't have anything.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
High population with people walking past. They could have easily
just absolutely they could have count your lucky star.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
May ANDJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well, I'm well and truly a cheater.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you remember there? Do you remember the other month
I told you that I cheated on my barber? That's right,
because I had to cancel my haircut with my regular barber,
and then I needed to get my hair cut pretty quickly,
and I couldn't book it rebooking with the guy that
I usually go and see, who's brilliant. I love him.
So I had to find a new barber, and I
(32:50):
found this guy who is like a friend of a friend.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Father sounds comical to me. I feel like Father's still
such an.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Old school, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, but I love it you going to the bar.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
So this guy that I know is like a friend
of a friend. He just does like at home jobbies yep.
And so he was able to get me in pretty
quickly the last time. And I thought, that's fine, I'll
go and see this guy, but I will return and
be faithful. This was just a one time thing. I
will return and be faithful to my regular barber.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was just an exciting little flank.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I meant nothing. I was thinking of him the whole time. Yeah,
But of course the issue is when I go and
see my regular barber at the end of that haircut,
I will always make a fresh appointment. But because I
hadn't seen him the last time, I forgot to book
him for my next regular appointment. And then this week
I realized, oh my god, it's time for me to
get my haircut. I haven't booked him with my regular barber.
(33:45):
I've got a wedding this week and I need my
haircut for it, and I can't get in with the
guy I would normally go and see. So I had
to go crawling back, oh no, to the flank the
walk of shame, to the fling. So I went round
to see him today.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Did you say, don't get any ideas from this, Yes,
I just so you know, we need to be really
clear on the terms here.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Absolutely, this is a this is a this is a
wam bam, thank you, thank.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
You, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So I turn up to his house and I'd made
the booking with him yesterday. I said I'll be there
at twelve and he said absolutely fine. So I turn
up at twelve and I'm actually running even a couple
of minutes late, part of the course of me right.
So I arrive and his door is open to his house,
so I know he's there, and I but I knock
and no reply. And I wait and I wait and
(34:36):
I wait and then I knock again. No reply. I wait.
I call out hello, no reply. I yes, a message.
I send him a message. Hey, just a double checking
wistare on for twelve, and I reckon, three or four
minutes have gone by at this point, and I'm just
kind of I'm almost at the point where I go, man,
maybe I just got to leave because I don't even
(34:57):
know if this guy's here. And then the downstairs bedroom
door opens and he walks out, and he starts coming
up the stairs, and I can see him from the
front door, and he has this look on his face
and he mounts the words I'm so sorry to me.
(35:20):
He was fully clothed, but trailing behind him. It was
a bit of afternoon delight.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
But he'd forgotten he had an appointment with you.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Not well what actually transpired after we sat down in
the So they both come out of the bedroom and
the other party, yes, we have to do this awkward
like hi, sorry, and the guy walks past me and
I get let into this guy's house. The barber and
(35:54):
I go upstairs to where he cuts my hair, and
we sat down. I just immediately started laughing, and he goes,
I'm so sorry. He said. I knew I had disappointment,
but he said that were a real chatty kathy, and
I couldn't get rid of them. He said, I couldn't
get rid of them. I couldn't get rid of them.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
And so had had they left the house by this
point while you were sitting there?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Absolutely yes, so that that party left. I got invited
them to get my hair cut, and then I sat
down and I got my haircut and all was fine.
But I just thought, oh, I wasn't meant to see that.
That was meant to have. We were meant to have
been ships in the night. We were meant to not
not meant to cross paths. I was not meant to
see that.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Well, didn't that just reiterate that this barber was a
hot little fling and nothing more serious.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I'm no one special. I am no one special.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Oh like a.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Hundred that hats?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I am sure there'll be some brilliant stories in this category.
When did you see something that you were not supposed
to see and you aren't unsea?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Remember hundred hat?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Remember we had the woman tell us the other day
she saw an email coming from her dad that was
meant for her partner who was trying to propose to her.
She accidentally saw the email. So there's the partner who
sent it for this email. So there's a whole range
of categories here. But we want to know when did
you see something you weren't meant to see?
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Mary J, Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
Alex, Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Very well?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Sorry? I sort of it was an interesting in for
me there. I mean to say, Alex, what's your story?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Look, you tried something page and it didn't quite work.
But that's okay, that's okay. We live and we learn.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
We Alex, Alex, what did you see that you weren't
supposed to?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
So?
Speaker 8 (37:50):
I was pulling a bathroom apart and am in a
rental house one day. I'm a builder. So they pulled
this old and covered out and there was the whole
heap of stuff behind it. So my project managers pulling
stuff out, there's this old bra that comes out and
he's joking. He kind of says, I'll fight you for it,
and I was like, no, nah, it's all good. That
one's all yours. And the next thing's come out was
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a was quite a graphic naughty DVD. He said the
same thing, you know, like, I'll fight you for it,
and I was like that one, I will fight you
for DVA as he walks out of the bathroom. As
he walks out the bathroom. He kind of nudges me
with his elbow and goes, watch this. So I'm standing
in the doorway, and he walks up to the two
tenants of the house that are sitting on the sofa,
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and he walks up to the feller. He's like, oh,
I think we found something of yours, hands it to him,
and obviously a massive argument ensues between this couple, and
then he decides to leave me there on my own
while he goes and empties the trail line. I was
on that job for the rest I was on that
job for the rest of the week, on my own,
with us fellow giving me the side at eight o'clock
(38:53):
every morning?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Did he get out of the dog box? Do you know,
alex Or It.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Was certainly ten.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah. I tried to keep my head down and just
between the bathroom and the backyard where we were cutting
stuff up.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
So awkward. Hey, Alex, thank you for cool. We've got
to Rick sign a dub and links prize back coming
your way.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Awesome, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Guys, she's just speaking of DVDs and and things like that.
Did I ever tell you about my story when I
was younger and we had a very very small supply
of videos at home. Moment we heard the Lion King
maybe TOI, Mon and Pumba, and then all of the
rest were just like videoed over ones from the tally.
And I remember we had an ET one that we
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that was videot over and we put like a budget
sticker on writing ET. And one day I innocently went
to put that in the video player and ET did
not phone home because ET had been filmed over by
my brothers.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Buy something rather.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Of a similar nature to the DVD. I was like
weal eating
Speaker 10 (40:12):
Mary n PJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads
The Hats Drive with Media and Paig thanks to Chemis
were House, the real House of fragrances that tie everyone,
and welcome to the podcast. We both got very busy.
She edules coming out this weekend. Both great, great weekends ahead.
But she's gone with Choker, She's going to be busy.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Huge page huge. I'm thank you for doing this, for
letting me take tomorrow off.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of course I've got the sand geese. I think I've
mentioned this on the show. So my best friend's getting
married this weekend. Sunday is the traditional Western ceremony, but
tomorrow Friday, or maybe today if you're listening to it today,
then we are doing the sand get because she's marrying
someone with Indian heritage. So we're gonna go and do you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Know what food you get? No?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But good Delicia. Yeah, hole, I got got sent like
a whole run sheet because there's obviously so many elements
to it. Yeah, and it's amazing. One of the elements
that I have mentioned is that we have to do
a choreographic dance routine. How are you feeling fine? My
best friend came around this week and we had a
(01:13):
little practice and I feel pretty gorge. It's like a
little bit in the middle where I get a little bit,
I lose my way a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But no one's gonna be looking at it. How you're
feeling it is true, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That is true? So I think I'll be okay. I
think I'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And you go home to write the speech tonight, and
then friends arrived to write.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh my god, I love a friends winning weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You have so much fun. It's going to be so
much fun.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You're gonna cry, You're gonna love.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You are having a great weekend as well.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm just I don't I don't want to get my
hopes up too much. Because it is our first camp
of vent trip together as a family. I've heard great
things from people, but then I just I don't know,
Like the weather could be rubbish.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Although I won't let the weather ruin it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know it'll still be beautiful. But no, I'm excited.
I just need to get in there to visualize it.
One of those people that needs to like visualize the
thing that I'm working there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, camp is fun though, Yeah, and the table like
flips into a bed totally.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I saw that photo. You're trying to explain that to me.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Have you got like a you bring like a set
of cards or anything like that with you?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, need to work out.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We do need some activities like that possibly, But you
said I can't poe in the camp of it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, we tended we do a role. Well, roll you can,
but it just means because you've got to, like you've
got to clean it out. Yeah, so it's just like
a Yeah, it's just easier if you don't have to
deal with that kind of waste.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Right, Yeah, Okay, it's really good to know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But also when you've got to go, you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well that's that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like I sometimes like we'll just go for a way
and then I don't intend on it finishing the way
that so I'm really hoping that I have some control
over it waiting too much information, But now I know
that I have to clean it out myself.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, that is definitely enough.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Of a warning for me to not Hey, does your
husband know about the little oh that you had earlier today?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No, I haven't told me.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I was so scared because I thought I didn't have
insurance and would be like, oh, but I do have insurance.
I did everything I could, I called her. You'll hear
about this story coming up on the podcast. But I yeah,
I think I did everything I could.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But I felt like such a shit human.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's so funny because we've had we had a conversation
literally was it this week about our mind and your
driving abilities? It was literally a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The only crushes I've had have been really like this. Yeah,
like like literally when it's parked really.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Much, little ding's little, tiny, little thing, like.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It always sounds worse than it is. As well.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I had a big one. I mean I was the
only one involved, but it was like a car right
off really where I was doing my internship. So I
was living in I was living Intani. I remember like that.
It's funny the things you remember about it, right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, So you would have gone into shock for a
lot of it, probably, and then there might just be
random things that stick out.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, so I remember a couple of key things. So
I was living in Fakatani and I'd come up to
Auckland for the weekend to visit some friends who I'd
gone to broadcasting school with, my friend Chloe, who have
had on the show before. I stayed with her that
weekend and then I was driving home to Fakatani at night.
She had made me she she had made me a
CD with Fergie's new album, like this is like London
(04:48):
Bridge era.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Fergie, and were you very distracted?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was probably singing along and I just went round
a corner a bit too fast and it had been raining,
so it was wet and I just skidded out and
so I remember doing like a spin on the road
and then I slid down the bank on the other
side of.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The road, crash to a tree, into a tree.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I was fine. I was fine. I was totally fine,
just quite shake Yeah, and then I like had to
climb up fast.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Would you have been going.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh no, I wasn't speeding, but I was going. Yeah,
I was just going too fast for the was like
one hundred k hundred k.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but I'm fine. I was fine. I was fine.
It was fun. But then like then I got the
reputation for being a bad driver, which was which was
like probably a fear of representation at the time, but
I feel like it has I feel like my driving
has improved, but the reputation has has stayed with me.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I was twenty one, I was twenty one. I might
not even Yeah, I was twenty one. No, I wasn't
even twenty one. I was twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I think I was twenty when we hit a serious crush.
That was the only serious crush I've had. And it
was with my best Friendors And as we were going
over the Crown Range and we two were distracted by
some songs in the.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Car and then we.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, it was like Oasis, and then we were doing
this role play and it was like quite an emotional
song and fucking hindsight, terrible, terrible, terrible decision. You must
always be focused always and we and we yeah, we
nearly went off the edge of the club, but we
had that, we had the like beig rails, and then
the car was.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Despite all of what we've just said, I promised Rivers
and if our husbands ship together, if our husbands are listening,
stop giving us a hard time, We're fine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And I will do a defensive driving course because I
actually think that would be really beneficial.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Should we do it to my driving, I wouldn't mind
doing one.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I think we should do it, and I also think
we should reset our driver's lessons. Anyway, coming up with
the podcast, we talk about your transformation between me you
were twenty one and now I had a disaster what
you'll hear about in the car today.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And I witnessed something that I was not meant to
witness today and it was very funny, very funny.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I enjoyed the podcast everyone and have a great long weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Bye bye Maddy and PJ to podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And what a special day it is for one of
our team members on the show Today producers Hereah, can
you please ht the music? On our team, we have
the lovely Maddy McLain. We have the lovely producer Sarah
and the woman behind all of the phone calls and videos.
She is an absolute superstar producer. Bronte Today Tunes twenty one.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Twenty one, How are you feeling?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
My god?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I feel very old.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay we're not doing that show for that comment. Okay,
but you have embraced a beautiful twenty first birthday, Sash
today you did a twenty first bad John.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, I've got all.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Get up thanks to the wonderful people that we work with.
A beautiful hitstam amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Can I just make a quick apology on behalf of
the team because we actually have had a gift ready
to come in for you today. We were so excited
to hand you over a very very special bottle to
celebrate twenty one years and Maddie.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Would you like to explain what happened to said bottle?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, I said, I said yesterday, leave it with me.
I'll be in charge of the gift. And I did
get the gift last week. I did get the gift.
It is just sitting on currently on our bench at home.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Produced Can I just remind the team what happened when
I tried to give my gift to PJ and left it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
In the hands of Maddie. So I think we've learned
our lesson that maybe you shouldn't be in charge of
gifts for the group. But that's on you guys, Okay, alright,
so moving forward, you now you have no responsibilities right
when it comes to giving gifts.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, it's in my favor anyway, it's not about me.
Happy birthday by thank.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You so much.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
But I am disappointed, Maddie.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'm so sorry, disappointed. I'm so sorry. How are you
feeling about tuning twenty one? Are you excited?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I am very excited. I feel like a new person.
I've got got some new goals, living a new life.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh my gosh, there's so much better than what I
was at twenty one. I was excited about.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Was my twenty first.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Do you remember your twenty first, Peach?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I do. Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
It was at a bar in the center of Auckland.
I had a lot of my good friends there. There
are some quite vivid photos of.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Me drinking some drinks out of some rather phallic straws,
which is classic.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
No, I was very young, single and you're just your
average tree one year old.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I think, yeah, boy, how your life has changed.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Wow, maybe a little bit. I think it's still the
same girl.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, but you're married, you're living on the farm, you've
got a child.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Now, that's true. That's true. What about you when you
were twenty one?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I actually came out to a few of my friends
on my twenty first. Yeah, I got the dunge courage
and yeah, my god, so very different, very different life
now to when I was twenty Yeah, very different.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, so like some of your closest friends or yeah,
because I.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Wanted to do it in person for a lot of people.
And this was the first opportunity i'd had was actually
at my twenty first to seat people. So got a
little bit of Dutch courage and.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
What a place to do.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh a hundred that hats I want to hear like
drastic transformations of people when they were twenty one and
what they're doing now, Like are you a totally different person?
What was your life like then? And how has it
juristically changed? And what are you doing now?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We want, we want, we want what we want? Crazy transformations.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, the begger the better, get in touch, all eight
hundred the hats. We've got some helpeaks of urchins to
give away. You can take through four for eight seven.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Podcast reflecting on those epic transformations. What happened when you
were twenty one? And what are you doing now? How
has life changed? We got inspired because our producer Pronte
twenty one today.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I feel like she's like literally half our age.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Nearly she almost said this page. She actually she actually,
oh god, god, I've just hit the realization.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
She actually is.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
More so for you, for you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
But now we're in this together. No it's okay, no, no, no, no,
it's the New thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm having an existential crisis.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, please do do it?
Love money, I don't you know? Save it for prime time.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Second, Oh, we want to know the Jurassic transformations when
you were twenty one?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Kimberly is joining us. Happy Thursday, Kimberly. How are you?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
I am good on yourself?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Is this making you feel old? Kimberly?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:18):
So old? So much has changed in the last what
a fifteen years?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Okay, hit us, yeah, talk to us.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
So twenty one, I'd moved to Wellington, didn't know anybody,
it was teaching and now thirty six, three children and
a husband, moved back to Dunedin and I'm going to
become a midwife.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Wow, is so important. It's amazing Kimalay.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, so big changes, but it's been the greatest as well.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Was midwife one of those things that you always wanted
to do but never got around to do or was
it a later in life you just had this realization
that's what you wanted to do.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
I have wanted to do it for a while, but
then after having three kids and having amazing midwife in
the hospital, I was like, do you know what I
could do that, and I'd do an amazing job.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Power to you can late amazing work. Alie's going, Kay,
I like hundred the hurts. What were you doing at
twenty one? And how's life different now?
Speaker 8 (13:15):
May?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I was just chilling then, you know, a normal twenty
one year old, and then I had my first child,
and fourteen years later I have three children. But I've
given up drinking and smoking. So Halliver changed when I
was twenty one and doing it all.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And then some Beka and then some.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
All these quite earnest and swear earnest. So I like,
hundred the hats. What about you?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Originally from Tasmania, grew up a beautiful.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Quiet, little Catholic girl when I'm.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Then when I overseas, when I turn I turned twenty
one in the May when iverseas Christmas Day that year
and had a what time over there?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Then came back.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I came to New Zealand actually with my husband now and.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
We have four children, four grandchildren.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
We own our own business and I.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Am not the quiet little Catholic girl anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
How times have changed, Joe, I love it.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Oh yes, I've been in my mind now.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Good, so you're should medi and PJ.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
The podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That the People's Poll, the People's Pole, everybody comes together.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's the People's Poll, the People's part we do on
our show every single day, and we also put it
up on our Instagram page The Hats Drive with medi
and PJ on our story, so you can go way
in and we can get a really really accurate result
on what the people think.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Today. I was coming into work and we have a
parking building across the road from our main building that
we have to park in, and I drove into the
parking building part to my car, and then I had
to get into the elevator. And as I was getting
into the elevator, I noticed that someone else that works
in the building, who I know, was getting out of
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their car and had started walking towards the elevators. Now
they were still a wee way off, but we saw.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Each How far are we talking?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
My sense of distance is terrible, but I'm going to
say a couple of hundred meters.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh that's a decent line.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So it's far enough that we could see each other
and we acknowledge each acknowledged each other, but not close
enough that they were going to get there within like
ten seconds. It was probably going to take them forty seconds.
I reckon to walk to the elevators. Okay, so I
had a call to mins of time. Not great, also terrible,
(15:49):
also terrible. Do you not think it would take forty
seconds to walk two hundred meters?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I mean, it's hard to know what, you know what? Seriously, No,
but I'm here, I'm with you. You're in the left there,
about forty seconds away.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Forty seconds away. And I had this call to make.
Do I do I hold the lift because it's not
a ten second though, just about to make the lift.
This is a I'm going to have to hold it
and keep my hand there for quite a while before
they get there. Or do I just let the door
shut and do my own thing?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Please tell me to let the doors shut.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I let the door shut. Ready, In fact, I did
one worse than that. I pushed the closed door bit
to ensure that the door shut.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh you didn't even let it run organically. You're like, right,
let's shut this bad boy asam.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yes, because I was like, I've made my call, But
I don't then want the doors to awkwardly linger, awkward linger.
Let's just get a show on the rod and then
I thought, I'm such a I'm such an a hole
for doing that. So I had to text the person
and say, I'm I'm so sorry I was running late,
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which I was running late. I'm always running late. I said,
I'm so sorry I was running late for work because
I knew that if i'd let them get into the lift,
I was gonna have to wait forty seconds for them
to get in the lift. And then, b I know
this person. They're not a fast walkout, and you know me,
I hate dodling.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
God, what is forty seconds in the grand scheme of life?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, but they're not gonna have to dawdle with them
on the way to work as well.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh okay, okay, I think in that situation, I would
have absolutely waited.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And I would have welcomed them into the elevator with me.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, you're a better person than I. But I wanted
to know if you're in that situation. And I'm not
talking about the person who is immediately outside the list,
because I would hold the door in that situation, if
the person is in the distance but you can see them,
would you hold the door open? Would you let the
door do its thing naturally? Or would you push the
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button to hurriedly close the door?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Text your answers through the four four eight seven. I
would love to know what the people of New zeal
in this topic.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
For the People's Pole, please text and four foot eight seven.
You can weigh in oha under the hats.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Many INMPJ to podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
That the People's Poll, the People's Poll, everybody comes together,
it's the People's polled.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I must say, I am quite surprised with the solidarity
that you've received on the text machine.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's not what I was anticipating.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What did you think I'd get called out?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah? I don't. We're gonna be like road metti once again,
another road incident. Who do you think you are?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
No people are with me, Paige. So we're just asking
if you see someone in the distance, but you definitely
see them, like they're close enough for you to spot
them and wave to them, but not close enough that
they're immediately going to walk into the lift, what do
you do? Do you hold the lift open for them,
or do you let those doors shut behind you?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Or like medi do you like deliberately push the close
button on the lift to just speed the whole process up.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, a lot of texts coming through. Someone said, close
the damn door as fast as you can.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Someone said two hundred meters would take two minutes to walk.
Don't feel guilty at all when we read that text.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Then many said, I you don't think it was two
hundred meters.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think than I think, And I didn't mean to exaggerate.
It's just my my My knowledge of distances is not great.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
No great.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Someone said, hold the lift. You don't know what kind
of morning they've had getting to work. That's a really
valid point. Thank you on the text machine for eight seven.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
But also someone said I would have pressed that clothes
button and gotten on with made.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Oh definitely.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Wait, well that's sort of dug a Villiam woodou cheers
Mike the towy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Thank you, Mike. I'm forgetting your touched.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Tracy has called through. Oh eight one hundred the hats
high tracks here.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Hey, Peter, how are you very well? Hell?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Do you think Middy's rude? What would you do?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Look yere, you know Many she's do like she don't
want to be in that left with you?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, so she can run run.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
We're doing we're doing each other a favor. Really trace
something because I can do. I can then go at
my speed and I can let her go at her
speed without any pressure.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
You do you?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Thanks, thank you so much that what is.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
The official percentage?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Very very even, perhaps the most even pole we've ever had. Wow,
thirty nine percent of people said just let the door
do its thing. Yeah, thirty percent equal both say quickly
hit the closed button so it's not awkward, and then
thirty percent of people say, do hold the door open
and wait for them solicits. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Thank you for a wagon on the people's pole.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
If you've got any suggestions for topics we should attack tomorrow,
you can text them through four four.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Eight Seja the podcast Are You Are You?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It is our occupation, stereotype and game we buy every
Thursday afternoon on the show, you call up and this
week convince us you're a security guard and many and
I need to put our detective work together and work
out if you're telling the truth or telling a poor key.
How are you feeling, Mandy, how's the radar today?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I'm feeling pretty good today. I'm feeling confident and I
reckon I'll know.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well, he's got a Glenn first out, get a glean.
You're a security guard, mate.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yes, and how are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Very well? How are you quite serious?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Doing?
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Too?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Bad? Good?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well? Look, are we gonna ask a couple of questions here, Glen,
or maybe just one?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
What hours do you usually work on the job?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I basically usually start when the business is close to
the afternoon, so usually around about six o'clock in the evening,
and I usually go through to around about six o'clock
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
He's a security guards, I don't know who?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Almost sounds a bit too rehearsed.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Nah, I just I don't know why you're old.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Okay, all right, we'll take Mandy's gun instincts. Glenn. We
think you're a security guard? Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I'm actually not.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I knew it, but it's okay, okay. He sounded to rehearsed.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
He was like ready to go with his story, like
he didn't even I don't know what I just it's okay,
it's all right. Zero from one. We can only go up.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I've let the team down.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, you haven't. Wretchy in Christy's just joining us. Get
I Wretchy, you're a security guard?
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Absolutely, I am. Well what do you all right?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Retchie? What are you guarding. What are you what are
you a security guard? Looking?
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
After security guard a mall?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Are more?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Okay? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And what what hours? I'm going to go back to
the hours on here, but what hours are you working them?
All that sort of nighttime or daytime?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I guess like from you know, from when the mall
opened to the mall closers.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, you're absolutely having us on. You're not a security guard,
are we right?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
No?
Speaker 9 (23:29):
You are wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You were you trying? Were you trying to sound like
a fake security guard?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Because you really.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Sounded like a fake security card? And are you do
you work in the mall?
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I'm actually fifteen minutes late at the moment.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
I am.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I just had that.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
I took the car for a warrant. They're running a late.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's fine, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
We've got to help it about your coming away, Ritchie.
This has not been a great day for us so far.
Zero out of two.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Can we bring it home with britt who was on
the line on eight hundred of hats get a bridge?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Very well, brit.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Okay, here we go. That's feels since here.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Okay, Brittain break everyone, what are you rocking? Are you
rocking a walkie talkie or have you got one of
those like ear pieces that come down? What are you rocking?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
We can rock both of them, but mainly.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The piece, mainly the piece, mainly the Andrick.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Can you say the phrase for us, I'm going to
need to get you out of this club man.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
I'm going to need to get you out of this
club man.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh, he sounds it, he sounds it. But my rad
arrow is all over the show.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Raider is really out of kilter.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm going to go with the gun instinct and say
Bridge is a security guard.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Becker in becket in Becke you are security guard?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You are about have you? Have you ever had to
kick either PJ or myself out of the club before?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Off the problem.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, yeah, well that's all we need to know what
the future hold.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I've been partying days behind me, Britt. Don't you worry.
We've got some outfits are coming away. Thank you so
much for playing.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Ah, you are thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Great one from three.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Mary and PJ. Many and PJ the.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Podcast that So I rocked up to work quite reddiled today.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I was friends. I just said to you guys like,
I'm gonna need a few minutes. I need to take
a few deep breaths because the last hour has.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Been into We got a message that you at about
the time that we should have been at work, and
you said, guys, I'm running fifteen minutes late. There's been
an incident.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, I had a vehicle accident this morning. I'm okay,
everyone involved is okay. What happened was I had just
been at an acupunctual appointment. Now, anyone who's had acupuncture before,
no that acupuncture takes you to a divine, tranquil, blissful
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place and when you come out, you're really in a
zen state. And so I was walking outside thinking life
is beautiful, and I was like feeling quite just delicious
and yummy. And I go and sit in my driver's
seat and I just go and back out my little
golf and I'm just I literally thought there was no
car parks behind me.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Oh, and I just go do do Do do dog, And
I just hear this mash of noise.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I'll tell you what that is, one way of being
taken out of that drink. So I get out and
I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god, and I
says the damage and it's not that bad, right, It's
like this scratches and maybe a minident, but on the
car on there car. So I was like, right, I
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need to inform the people what's happened.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
How do I do this?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's a random car, there was no one and it
was parked on the street. So I went into the
nearest house.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And I said, look, I'm so sorry. Do you own
the silver car outside?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And he said no, maybe try the early childcare center
across the road.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
So then I walk across the road and I walk out.
I don't even know where the main entrance is, and
I'm like hello, Hello, And then finally.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
There's like kids running around everywhere and it's such a
hectic time. And let me tell you, it's quite alarming
for people when I come in and say hello, I've
just I've knocked into one of the cars outside.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And everyone goes, don't be me, don't be me, don't
be me.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, and so all of a sudden like silver car,
silver car. And then this woman comes through the crowd
and she's like hello, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like hi, and she goes, I've got the silver car.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
She goes, I've got the silver car. What's happened? And
I'm like, I'm so sorry. Come outside with me. And
so it's like.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Such a long walk between you know, the driveway into
the car.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You need that music.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
She was so sweet though. She was like, oh my gosh.
As I showed her the.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Damage and she was like, look, my partner would tell
me go and get this fox straight away, but look
at my car, like it's fine. And I was like, no,
it's not. It's not fine, and she goes, would you
have insurance? And I said, I'm I actually don't. At
that point I said I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
She said, we don't worry about it. She said, don't
worry about it. So I went into my wall and
I gave her a seventy dollars kiss.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It was all I was like, can you give me
what I've got?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
And then she was like, look what goes around comes around.
You have a great day and be safe.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
And I was like okay.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And so I drive off and I call the insurance
company because I'm I need clarification. I think I actually
might have insurance. Because that I do, I do have insurance.
So I the intrig the early child is enter and
I call them, but then I can't remember her names.
I'm like, hello, is there a woman with the silver car?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I'm just not the car.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And then they're doing They're like calling out in front
of everyone going someone's car has been crashed onto it
is worse And I called the wrong place.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
So they're like, no, she's next door.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
So I call her and I say, hi, I do
have insurance, and she's like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
It's it's not even bad. It was just such a
we're all run.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Around fifty or so minutes. But I think I did
the right thing. In the end, I did have the insurance.
I gave her a bit of cash.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
This is the most PJ story that I have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Just a reminder of everyone out there and make sure
your insurance is up today.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Maddy and Maddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I wouldn't have got my hair cut today. Thank you
for noticing, by the way.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And I did. I said, how good does it look?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I know you did? Actually yeah, I did? What were
you having digether?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I actually see your hair is looking really nice?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You did? I actually say something shame But something happen
at the hear dresses, which I'm going to tell you
about after five o'clock. But there are actually two here
Dresses stories, so one of them i'll tell you later,
but then the next one is there. I left the
Hear Dresses and I was walking back to my car,
and all of a sudden, I went, oh, my god,
I don't where are my keys. And I went, oh, bucker,
I've obviously left them at the Hear Dresses. So I
(30:49):
ran all the way back to the Hear Dresses and
went up the stairs and I was like, I think
I left my keys here. And then we were looking around,
and you know when you're like, well, I am immediate.
I walked straight from my car to the hair Dresses,
and they're not in my pocket, so they should be here.
And I was getting kind of like, you know, you're
a little bit frustrated. You're going they've got to be
(31:10):
here somewhere, and they couldn't find them anywhere, and I thought, well,
i'll trace my steps back to the car. But it's
been obviously like forty five minutes since I left my car,
because I've had my hair cart in this time. I
hope I haven't dropped them. And then they got into
my car. I got to my car door was unlocked
keys had been in the ignition the whole time, the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I fee your head wasn't screwed on. I'll tell you
where it would be.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
This is this is the first time I've done this, though.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
What were you doing it?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I don't know. I was just got out of the
car and then forgot to lock it, forgot to take
the keys out of the.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Pilot mode where you just all of a sudden arrived
somewhere and you're like, how.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Did I get here?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I know i'd also, i'mite scary, also like I'd left
my wallet on the front seat of the car. My
bag was in the car. There's so many opportunities. Thank god,
I was in a nice neighborhood that didn't have anything.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
High population with people walking past. They could have easily
just absolutely they could have count your lucky star.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
May ANDJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well, I'm well and truly a cheater.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you remember there? Do you remember the other month
I told you that I cheated on my barber? That's right,
because I had to cancel my haircut with my regular barber,
and then I needed to get my hair cut pretty quickly,
and I couldn't book it rebooking with the guy that
I usually go and see, who's brilliant. I love him.
So I had to find a new barber, and I
(32:50):
found this guy who is like a friend of a friend.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Father sounds comical to me. I feel like Father's still
such an.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Old school, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, but I love it you going to the bar.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
So this guy that I know is like a friend
of a friend. He just does like at home jobbies yep.
And so he was able to get me in pretty
quickly the last time. And I thought, that's fine, I'll
go and see this guy, but I will return and
be faithful. This was just a one time thing. I
will return and be faithful to my regular barber.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was just an exciting little flank.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I meant nothing. I was thinking of him the whole time. Yeah,
But of course the issue is when I go and
see my regular barber at the end of that haircut,
I will always make a fresh appointment. But because I
hadn't seen him the last time, I forgot to book
him for my next regular appointment. And then this week
I realized, oh my god, it's time for me to
get my haircut. I haven't booked him with my regular barber.
(33:45):
I've got a wedding this week and I need my
haircut for it, and I can't get in with the
guy I would normally go and see. So I had
to go crawling back, oh no, to the flank the
walk of shame, to the fling. So I went round
to see him today.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Did you say, don't get any ideas from this, Yes,
I just so you know, we need to be really
clear on the terms here.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Absolutely, this is a this is a this is a
wam bam, thank you, thank.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
You, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So I turn up to his house and I'd made
the booking with him yesterday. I said I'll be there
at twelve and he said absolutely fine. So I turn
up at twelve and I'm actually running even a couple
of minutes late, part of the course of me right.
So I arrive and his door is open to his house,
so I know he's there, and I but I knock
and no reply. And I wait and I wait and
(34:36):
I wait and then I knock again. No reply. I wait.
I call out hello, no reply. I yes, a message.
I send him a message. Hey, just a double checking
wistare on for twelve, and I reckon, three or four
minutes have gone by at this point, and I'm just
kind of I'm almost at the point where I go, man,
maybe I just got to leave because I don't even
(34:57):
know if this guy's here. And then the downstairs bedroom
door opens and he walks out, and he starts coming
up the stairs, and I can see him from the
front door, and he has this look on his face
and he mounts the words I'm so sorry to me.
(35:20):
He was fully clothed, but trailing behind him. It was
a bit of afternoon delight.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
But he'd forgotten he had an appointment with you.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Not well what actually transpired after we sat down in
the So they both come out of the bedroom and
the other party, yes, we have to do this awkward
like hi, sorry, and the guy walks past me and
I get let into this guy's house. The barber and
(35:54):
I go upstairs to where he cuts my hair, and
we sat down. I just immediately started laughing, and he goes,
I'm so sorry. He said. I knew I had disappointment,
but he said that were a real chatty kathy, and
I couldn't get rid of them. He said, I couldn't
get rid of them. I couldn't get rid of them.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
And so had had they left the house by this
point while you were sitting there?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Absolutely yes, so that that party left. I got invited
them to get my hair cut, and then I sat
down and I got my haircut and all was fine.
But I just thought, oh, I wasn't meant to see that.
That was meant to have. We were meant to have
been ships in the night. We were meant to not
not meant to cross paths. I was not meant to
see that.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Well, didn't that just reiterate that this barber was a
hot little fling and nothing more serious.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I'm no one special. I am no one special.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Oh like a.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Hundred that hats?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I am sure there'll be some brilliant stories in this category.
When did you see something that you were not supposed
to see and you aren't unsea?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Remember hundred hat?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Remember we had the woman tell us the other day
she saw an email coming from her dad that was
meant for her partner who was trying to propose to her.
She accidentally saw the email. So there's the partner who
sent it for this email. So there's a whole range
of categories here. But we want to know when did
you see something you weren't meant to see?
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Mary J, Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
Alex, Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Very well?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Sorry? I sort of it was an interesting in for
me there. I mean to say, Alex, what's your story?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Look, you tried something page and it didn't quite work.
But that's okay, that's okay. We live and we learn.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
We Alex, Alex, what did you see that you weren't
supposed to?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
So?
Speaker 8 (37:50):
I was pulling a bathroom apart and am in a
rental house one day. I'm a builder. So they pulled
this old and covered out and there was the whole
heap of stuff behind it. So my project managers pulling
stuff out, there's this old bra that comes out and
he's joking. He kind of says, I'll fight you for it,
and I was like, no, nah, it's all good. That
one's all yours. And the next thing's come out was
(38:11):
a was quite a graphic naughty DVD. He said the
same thing, you know, like, I'll fight you for it,
and I was like that one, I will fight you
for DVA as he walks out of the bathroom. As
he walks out the bathroom. He kind of nudges me
with his elbow and goes, watch this. So I'm standing
in the doorway, and he walks up to the two
tenants of the house that are sitting on the sofa,
(38:33):
and he walks up to the feller. He's like, oh,
I think we found something of yours, hands it to him,
and obviously a massive argument ensues between this couple, and
then he decides to leave me there on my own
while he goes and empties the trail line. I was
on that job for the rest I was on that
job for the rest of the week, on my own,
with us fellow giving me the side at eight o'clock
(38:53):
every morning?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Did he get out of the dog box? Do you know,
alex Or It.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Was certainly ten.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah. I tried to keep my head down and just
between the bathroom and the backyard where we were cutting
stuff up.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
So awkward. Hey, Alex, thank you for cool. We've got
to Rick sign a dub and links prize back coming
your way.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Awesome, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Guys, she's just speaking of DVDs and and things like that.
Did I ever tell you about my story when I
was younger and we had a very very small supply
of videos at home. Moment we heard the Lion King
maybe TOI, Mon and Pumba, and then all of the
rest were just like videoed over ones from the tally.
And I remember we had an ET one that we
(39:44):
that was videot over and we put like a budget
sticker on writing ET. And one day I innocently went
to put that in the video player and ET did
not phone home because ET had been filmed over by
my brothers.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Buy something rather.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Of a similar nature to the DVD. I was like
weal eating
Speaker 10 (40:12):
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